Faryna
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Joined 01-13-11, id: 2701940, Profile Updated: 02-21-13
Author has written 1 story for God of War.

Name: Call me Faryna. Not gonna tell you my real name :P

Age: 19

Job: Visiting the University, studying IT Sec

Favorite games: Portal, God of War series, Mass Effect series, Pokemon (Silver and FireRed) and Star Trek: Bridge Commander (old but awesome :)) Harry Potter 1-3 is cute _

Favorite books: Edge Chronicles, Temeraire, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, Muddleearth, Die Physiker and some computer books

Hobbies: my computers, programming, reading, gaming, drawing, fanfiction and learning ancient Greek, LAN parties with my friends

Things I don’t like: illogical behavior, smoking, love movies, blue screens

Planed Stuff: Finishing GoW:TWO


GoW: two: On hold. (Working on Chapter 10.)


Survey?

One: Grab the nearest book, open to page eighteen. Whats line four?
wall looking like a gappy grin. Inside, the weelhouse and cabins

Two: Stretch your left arm as far out as possible, what’s there?
My room's wall

Three: What is the last thing you watched on Television?
Uhm... no idea. It have been a few weeks...

Four: Without looking guess what time it is?
7PM

Five: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nothing...

Six: When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?
some hours ago, bought some food

Seven: Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
a profile

Eight: What are you wearing?
T-Shirt, black hoody, jeans

Nine: Did you dream last night?
my family, I think. Gotta visit them some time

Ten: When did you last laugh?
laugh? what is that?

Eleven: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
paint, a mass effect poster over my desk

Twelve: Seen anything weird lately?
I'm living with weird people...

Thirteen: What do you think of this quiz?
...interesting...

Fourteen: What film did you last watch?
The Hobbit

Fifteen: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Iron Man suit

Sixteen: Tell me something I don't know about you:
I'm my team's top-laner in LoL

Seventeen: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of the quilt or consequences, what would you do.
there are so many things...

Eighteen: Do you like to dance?
no.

Nineteen: George Bush:
KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Twenty: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her
Svenja

Twenty One: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
don't know

Twenty Two: What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
looks like two fo my crazy friends where right afterall

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This is Home by Olympias13 reviews
Would you die for the happiness of those you love? Would you risk it all just for the slim chance that everything would turn out alright? Four oblivious college kids fall into Tolkien's world, where they'll either live to love or die for the sake of it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 218,483 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Boromir, Legolas
Infiltrait0rN7 by Ranubis reviews
We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Legion
Mass Effect: Dave's Latest Playthrough by Jed Rhodes reviews
Dave has been playing Mass Effect for years now – he's done it all. So how will he react to a new character in his latest playthrough, who shouldn't exist? SI with a difference. Oh, and look there, I'm continuing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,573 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Shepard (F)
Team Milky Way 2 by celestial-insanity reviews
Miracles can happen. Things can be changed, rewritten. Abby, HK, and Sarah found this out before – but now they'll be even harder pressed to save the galaxy from destruction. Sequel to Team MilkyWay and Passages.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 170,575 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F)
Team MilkyWay by celestial-insanity reviews
When Abby, Sarah, and DJ wish for something bizarre in response to a chain email, they are totally shocked when it becomes true! But Shepard needs the best on her team, and these three know EXACTLY what will happen at a given time. Welcome aboard!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 518,420 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Shepard (F)
Funny Scenes with The Ghost Of Sparta! by LovelySinner7 reviews
Watch as Kratos fights colds, Medusa, and other creepy foes in these funny scenes with him suffering... All because of me... Bwhahaha! Read and Review friends! The Gods proclaim it!
God of War - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,996 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010
Can't Stop Laughing by Smehur reviews
Of course Saren is perfectly capable of laughing; only Nihlus hasn't found the right kind of jokes yet.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Saren A., Nihlus K. - Complete
No Matter What Scars by The Eezoman reviews
Epic song, epic people, what's not to like? A very merry parody. READ IT. NOW. Rated M because I'm too lazy to care.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah
The Illusive Man's Bedfellows by Purple Butter reviews
An extremely short and extremely mind screwy one shot. What happens when Miranda interrupts one of the Illusive Man's "appointments"?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Illusive Man, Miranda L. - Complete
I Am Not Keeping A Diary by Norbit reviews
During the Trojan War, Olympus was thrown into chaos. God battled god! During this whole mess, Zeus kept a diary to complain about everything from apples to Agamemnon. He's just lucky Hera hasn't found out what he says!
Iliad - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
102 Things I am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts by HugsandBugsSmileyface reviews
A list of 102 things that I, nor any other student, is allowed to do at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
BODY SWAP by Purple Butter reviews
After discovering a mysterious prothean crystal, Mordin experiments with body swapping aboard the Normandy. A cracky one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Mordin S., EDI - Complete
Francis Kitt Presents: Spectre: A Dramedy! by DarkDanny reviews
Connection Series: Tali and Shepard are bored so they decide to take in movie. They never get to watch it thanks to a trailer roughly based on his adventures in 2183. Pretty much the most insane thing I have ever written.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Masses to Masses 2 by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
After two years with Garrus at C-Sec, it's finally time. Shepard's here, and we've got a rogue Spectre to stop, a Reaper to defeat, a missing girlfriend to save...in the only way we know how. With plenty of gunfire, one-liners and romance! Sequel fic. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 241,183 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Alphabet by Hawki reviews
Poem: There are many ways to gauge the psychology of test subjects. Utilizing the alphabet is one of them.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/4/2010 - GLaDOS - Complete
Masses to Masses by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,397 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
Chess Board by Riddell Lee reviews
The God of War, Ares, has his hands in everything. In the hearts of the men, in the weapons drenched with spilt blood, in the meddling of the gods. It's his game.
Iliad - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Complete
Mass Vexations by Herr Wozzeck reviews
Vexations. Music of Erik Satie. Somehow, it transported me to the Mass Effect universe. Might as well make the best of it, and by that I mean help the crew stop Saren and the Geth, all without telling my real origins. Self-insert. Kaidan/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 187,688 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
The Gold Heart of Tony Stark by Demon Spartan reviews
Pepper wonders what Tony does in his spare time.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
A The Lord of the Rings Parody Fic by Revan's Soul reviews
Things the Fellowship would do or say - if I had my insane hand in it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Not Just Another Twilight FanFiction by Apple of Lucifer reviews
This one contains elements never seen in the book and a guest appearance by a certain man in a skirt.
Crossover - God of War & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Condition by nemertesss reviews
23 year old Kratos, still tattooless, naturally skinned and completely unaware of the disastrous future to come, is returning to the barracks after another busy night.
God of War - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Hellbent by nemertes reviews
What game director hasn't shown you. Shortly after the defeat of ruthless Ares, Athena and Artemis are having a friendly afternoon chit-chat.
God of War - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Serpentine Rants by Twillight Bunny reviews
Even gorgons get a little bitchy sometimes...
God of War - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
The Kratos v2600 by Sleeps in Rain reviews
AniMerge's first complete, legit, and state of the art masterpiece! Your guide to getting a handle on your new slicing, dicing companion! [Note: manual format credited to Hikari Hrairrah]
God of War - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
God of War: The Wrong Ones reviews
Athena wants to help Kratos and promises to send him warriors. But the only persons she finds are Ray, a huge GoW fan, and Jana, a computer nerd with Asperger's syndrome... M for language, blood and because I'm paranoid.
God of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011