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The Darkness Within:The Rewrite by Kurinoone reviews
A rewrite of the first part in my Dark Prince Trilogy. What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? Book One of the Dark Prince Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 313,865 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Shang by AJ Garcia reviews
We know Mulan's side of the story, but what about mine? I had to train a band of hooligans before almost getting shot in battle! Oh, and let's not forget how I almost drowned in a wave of snow. But, I must say that nothing could top with the weak, tiny, punk that seemed to always, always bring trouble. You know who I am talking about. I should have sent him home sooner...
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Mulan, Shang
Letters to a Soldier by Pakmai reviews
Captain John Watson is a soldier in Afghanistan. Sherlock Holmes has just been admitted to a drug rehab facility, assigned to write a letter to an unknown soldier. He doesn't expect to get a letter back from someone as interesting as John. John doesn't expect to get letter from a recovering drug addict. Together they form an unlikely friendship through letters. Johnlock. Part 1.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 70,864 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Infiltration by hiholly123 reviews
After stumbling across a large source of magic in Britain, Foaly sends none other than Artemis Fowl to investigate Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, disguised as an exchange student from Ireland. Possibly minor A/Holly. T for (maybe) romance, maybe language. Chapter 20 now up!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,651 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Artemis F.
The Hollow Boy by MadClaireMaelstrom reviews
Plagued by dreams of a ring, Harry grows his magic talent early, having noticed his powers. While at the zoo, he finds he can speak to a constrictor and he frees it. Things blow up from there... Powerful!darkgrey!independent!animagus!Harry, Nice!Nagini, possible slash in future school years (let Harry hit puberty first...)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Nagini
Through the Dimensional Void by Lumina Solaris reviews
Harry wasn't thinking when he lunged into the Veil after Sirius, and he certainly didn't expect to be sent to another world. Unfortunately for him, there are demons in this other world, and they are very interested in Harry. This certainly catches the attention of two hunters, who aren't going to simply let this mysterious kid out of their sight until they figure him out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,256 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W.
One Last Gasp by secretaryofsillywalks reviews
Harry is sent to an Alternate Universe where no one knows who he is. After an attack on Hogsmeade the Ministry and Order think he's a dangerous new Death Eater - Voldemort knows better and plans to find out who this scrawny kid is! What's a boy to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,620 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Harry P.
King of Serpents: Prisoner of Azkaban by karatemaster101 reviews
An infamous convict escapes from Azkaban. Goblins are planning to rebel in Haven. Dementors are prowling Hogwarts. Draco is acting strangely. And to top it all off, nothing is really as it seems, meaning Artemis is the only one who can solve this mystery. Just when things seemed easy... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,748 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Artemis F., Opal K. - Complete
Two Destinies by Kefalion reviews
There are ordinary people, people with great destinies and there is Harry who has two. He is Harry Potter the-boy-who-lived. He is also Prince Harry Pendragon of Camelot, younger brother of the future King Arthur. He grows up in Camelot and he has to conceal his strange powers from everyone until a young man with a destiny of his own arrives. Harry/Merlin
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,879 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 12/1/2012 - [Harry P., Merlin] Arthur
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,192 - Reviews: 6161 - Favs: 9,811 - Follows: 11,262 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
A Fowl's Indulgence by Alarose reviews
The magic Artemis Fowl 'borrowed' from Holly did something to him. Now, Artemis has uncovered another secret society, and, being the genius that he is, has learned all he can within months. The next step? Teaching. However, as he works to uncover the truth behind the Wizarding World and Haven, Artemis will find himself facing his toughest challenge yet: his own insanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,828 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Artemis F., Orion F.
The Evils of Pie by I. H. Scribe reviews
Sherlock gets a surprise when he goes snooping in the new neighbor's apartment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5466 - Favs: 8,069 - Follows: 8,693 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Why Should We Suffer In Silence? by Elvis-Stitch reviews
ZADR. It's been bottled up inside of Dib for so many years, so why has it taken him so long to realise? Will it be too late for Dib when he finally does? Mild swearing/sexual content and themes. Will spruce up later on. Read and Review please. No flames.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,240 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Zim, Dib
A Small Grey Stone by Paimpont reviews
At Fred's funeral, a small child gives the grieving Molly a grey stone. Soon after, Molly discovers that she is pregnant. But there is something very strange about the youngest Weasley child... Happy (belated!) Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Molly W., Voldemort - Complete
Fowl among Serpents by Tormentas reviews
The worlds youngest criminal mastermind attending Hogwarts. Voldemort was nothing compared to Artemis Fowl!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Luna L., Artemis F.
A Necessary Darkness by XFireSermonX reviews
He stood, looking down at her, disgust twisting his young features. So often he spoke gently, pretending to be her little boy, protected her against the things that kept him awake at night. Now it seemed he was unable to hide his contempt..or no longer wanted to. Takes place before the first book, describes some of the events that took place before the Fowl Siege.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,306 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler - Complete
Why Artemis Fowl Hates Lollipops by karatemaster101 reviews
"Today, Juliet offered me a very odd item and attempted to trick me into ingesting it. I am sorry to say that I was almost taken by her painfully simple ruse." A quick peek into the past of our favorite young genius should allow us to tackle the root of this problem, which seems to be a traumatizing childhood event.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
King of Serpents: Chamber of Secrets by karatemaster101 reviews
Second year is here, brimming with suspense, excitement, mystery, opportunity, and clueless Defense professors meant as a means of comic relief. It is up to Artemis to develop his skills to the fullest in order to defeat the evil looming within Hogwarts. But solving this crime might be difficult for even Artemis, especially when he is the main suspect... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,540 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Tom R. Jr., Artemis F. - Complete
A Study In Shapeshifting by Mardy Lass reviews
Sam and Dean track down what they think is a shapeshifter. Problem: it's now in London. Bigger problem: two strange but well-meaning gentlemen think they can help. Two strange but well-meaning gentlemen called Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson. For those about to read, I salute you.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,937 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The 'Marrying' Type by Tabitha Slate reviews
Maybe I should just forget the whole thing. I'm not the "marrying type," and she knows it. I'm not like Harry. Harry's the "marrying type." I'm the – bloody hell, I don't know – the "loser-best-friend-with-serious-commitment-issues-of-the-marrying-type-guy type." Yeah, I'm that. That's what I am. - R/Hr, fluff piece. Ron's perspective. T for coarse language. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Artemis in Wonderland by Twisted-Persona reviews
Takes place after TAC before/during treatment. Artemis can feel things changing around him. Somehow everything is warped and distorted in reality, but nobody else seems to notice. His friends witness him falling deep into insanity, but what's truly strange is what's on the other side of the rabbit hole. This new world is falling into ruins, and its up to Artemis and a very odd girl
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Alice, Artemis F.
Classroom 221b by RissaCay reviews
AU John meets Sherlock as he struggles with the most pressing mystery of mankind: high school. Sherlock is the cohesively intriguing and insufferable misfit who, despite John's good judgement, becomes his one and only friend. Putting aside the school's speculations about them, the duo elect instead to inspect the mysterious murder of local rivaling schools. Fun, fluff, and romance.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,248 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
King of Serpents: Summer of Ice by karatemaster101 reviews
The school year has come and gone, and Artemis returns home for the summer, brimming with plans for himself...and for the People. But even the best plans can go astray, as Artemis learns when shocking news about his father interrupts his little scheme! COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,454 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - I. Karkaroff, Artemis F., Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
The Lonesome Heart by Take-2-Pay-4-1 reviews
"With this ring, I give you my heart." Who would ever have thought that such a simple line from a wedding vow would lead into so much chaos and trouble? No one, either living, or... dead. / Will contain spoilers from all eight Artemis Fowl books. Set in the 1800's. AU. DARK ArtemisXHolly. Update each Saturday.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,185 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Ace of Spades by LeontinaStardust reviews
Betrayed by his friends, Harry Potter finds himself thrown inside a muggle mental hospital, but is soon transferred to Arkham Asylum . It is here where Harry learns what true insanity is. Gotham had better watch out. Joker/Harry slash. Insane!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,858 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Joker - Complete
King of Serpents by karatemaster101 reviews
He was left for a Squib as a child, too smart for his own good. Now everything comes tumbling back at him, and Artemis Fowl II is thrown into the world of magic, for better or for worse. And what's this about a stone that can turn any metal into gold?... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,796 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Artemis F. - Complete
I Promised You The Moon by Invader Bean reviews
Zim always keeps a promise... Always... And so will Gir... Sad litte One-shot fic I wrote...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Bats Don't Use Magic by MermaidGirl34 reviews
Batman despises magic. But when Catwoman escapes to London and steals a magical cat statue, he is forced to confront it...and a prison sentence in a certain school of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Batman's in for a wild ride...but will he become too attached?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,568 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 5,095 - Follows: 2,463 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Taking Over The World by Basic-bookworm reviews
Artemis and Voldemort talking. Holly bumps into them. How will she react? Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Voldemort, Artemis F. - Complete
The Root of Six Six Six by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
The Lower Elements had forgotten, unfortunately, that Time Paradoxes always have some sort of backlash, even if it takes years in the making to come to fruition. Debts will be addressed and paid as the People and Artemis Fowl ready themselves for war.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Harry P., Artemis F.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
The Secret World Beside Us by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/7/2007
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Midlife Crisis by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
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