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Author has written 4 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Claymore, X-overs, Megami Tensei, and Ranma.

My designation is kaoslord1982. I'm a guy and I live on the eastern plains of Colorado.

I'm fond of science fiction and fantasy.

So far as manga/anime goes, I am a fan of Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragon Ball, Code Geass, Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple, Full Metal Alchemist, Rosario Vampire, Princess Resurrection, Ninja Girls, Hellsing, Death Note, Naruto, Bleach, Blood , Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ah My Goddess, Burst Angel, Vandread, Shuffle, Trigun, Moon Phase, Black Blood Brothers, Baccano, Ikki-Tousen, Disgaea, Ranma 1/2, Claymore, Witchblade and Trinity Blood.

In Naruto my favorite character is Itachi Uchiha. That certainly wasn't the case before the whole Itachi isn't evil reveal, but I have a lot of respect for someone who can pull off a deception of that magnitude. Provided they're a good guy. Actually, the reveal that Itachi wasn't really a bad guy was a turning point for me, in regards to Naruto. Up to that point I thought it was pretty good. After that point I thought it was freaking awesome.

In Code Geass, I was really impressed with the way Lelouch made himself enemy number one and then had himself killed, for pretty much the same reason I like Itachi.


My Favorite Quotes:

"Alright, already. You had me at 'Shut up.'"

-Yusuke to Genkai Yu Yu Hakusho


"You really are a completely unlikable bastard."

-Vegeta to Goku Dragon Ball Z


"The once gutter trash Dark Hero has risen, like a freakish garbage phoenix, to capture our hearts again. A true Netherworld dream."

-Usagi Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories


"Don't judge me. I treat them exactly the way they're suposed to be treated. Twenty hour work days with no holiday or compensation. No insurance or retirement fund. They get a one-fish bonus twice a year. See? It's a standard Prinny contract. It builds character."

-Beauty Queen (AKA Demon Lord) Etna Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories


"And now behold the technical wonder which is about to alter the very fabric of our society! Some have argued that such an advancement goes against our nature. They claim that death is our art. I say to them -- Well, I don't say anything to them because I kill them."

- The Master Buffy the Vampire Slayer


"'Always give as given to.' My mom's favorite expression. You wouldn't like my mom... Hell, I'm not sure if I do... But I love that expression. 'Feel me?'"

- Hakufu Sonsaku to Taishiji Shigi Ikki Tousen (AKA Battle Vixens) volume 2



"On second thought, maybe this punishment was a bit much..."

"No! Poisoning your own daughter is perfectly reasonable punishment for... Why were we doing this again?"

- Goei (Hakufu's mom) and Rikuson Hakugen Ikki Tousen (AKA Battle Vixens) volume 10



"It seemed like such a waste to leave it standing empty after the hot-spring dried up. So I did what any right thinking person would, filled it with alligators and bananas."

-Landlady Girls Bravo


"We're soulmates Yukinari. Labanya told me so. Why else would we both be here?"

"'Cause I live here and you're crazy?"

-Lisa and Yukinari Girls Bravo


"Haven't you guys ever been obsessively in love with someone? Love is everything! If more people felt all consuming love like I do, there'd be no war. Yes! And once I get Yukinari to love me back, we'll all get to live in a perfect candy coated utopia filled with awesome clothes and the occasional human sacrifice to Labanya!"

"You are bat-shit crazy aren't you."

-Lisa and Yukinari Girls Bravo


My Stories:

Stop Hitting Yourself! is the first fic I've ever posted. Anywhere. That being said, feel free to criticize it as harshly as you want. It's just a first attempt and I'm trying to learn from it. It's really short. It's based on an idea I had about the game Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. The last magatama in the game, Masakadus, would basically be all you'd need to be invincible to 99% of all opponents. Status: Now complete. I may eventually do a sequel but it's pretty far down my list of priorities.

Fighting Fire With Fire is an alternate universe Buffy the Vampire Slayer story, only minus the Buffy. There are minor crossover elements but the crossover material is only to set the stage. 98% pure Buffyverse. Medium length. Status: I'll put out one more chapter, before putting this fic on hold. My last few chapters are an embarrassment to me, and I've got to fix that before I move on. Sorry for the delays. I am about halfway through the revision process, since I figured I might as well redo the whole thing while I was at it. Look for new chapters in the new year.

Who Isn't Crazy? is a Claymore time travel fic. It's the first thing I've ever posted without plotting it out completely. That means it's going to be a while before I update it. I've got to figure out where I'm going with it. Status: Four chapters down. Work is proceeding, albeit slowly. Very slowly.


Due to the fact that I don't have internet access at home my posting schedule is going to be pretty erratic. I can't get to the library every day. I've gotta type everything I post twice. Weep for me. I'm too lazy for this crap.

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Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Mondays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 240,172 - Reviews: 3590 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 2,952 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/7/2012
History's Strongest Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On that day years ago they put their faith in him, Naruto made a promise that he would be the best ninja he could be. Either all alone, or together with friends he was going to make his family proud. Whether the ninja underworld wanted him to or not he'd either die trying, or become the strongest shinobi in history. AU.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 435,714 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Naruto U.
The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 723,122 - Reviews: 3665 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
The Legend of Gaia's Sennin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Flung into a world of technology and fanatasy, bitter at the loss he suffered during the Fourth Great Shinobi War, can Uzumaki Naruto find happiness in Gaia?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 311,162 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 830,631 - Reviews: 6267 - Favs: 6,178 - Follows: 5,373 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 545,791 - Reviews: 4094 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 2,682 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Fate Revelation Online by daniel-gudman reviews
Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 244,883 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E., Asuna, Kirito/Kazuto
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 538,961 - Reviews: 7035 - Favs: 5,761 - Follows: 4,636 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Dark Lords Ascendant by claymade reviews
The past is catching up to Ranma and Ryouga, and so are the Sailor Senshi. Now the accidental Dark Lords will have to come out of retirement for one more conflict. And the stakes will be even higher than any of them realize...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 142,475 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ryoga, Ranma
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 282,126 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Naruto U.
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 378,961 - Reviews: 3715 - Favs: 4,814 - Follows: 4,016 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 2,658 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 2,998 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 7904 - Favs: 4,198 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23762 - Favs: 13,416 - Follows: 12,326 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Well in Hand by Materia-Blade reviews
Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
FateBlack Reflection by Nameless Flame Wielder reviews
With Aizen's plans foiled in Karakura, Ichigo and his friends are called to investigate strange happenings in nearby Fuyuki City. Hang on, what the heck are Magi? And who's that woman who's calling Ichigo "Master?" AU after chapter 389 of BLEACH
Crossover - Bleach & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 271,488 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Ichigo K., Rider
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 3,504 - Follows: 3,714 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,299 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 2,800 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Monsters of the Wilds by gabriel blessing reviews
Song Jae Gu was a bitter young man when he met her, the girl in snake skin boots. It was a meeting that would shape his life. And many years later, the girls of the Wilds would meet him as well. Him and the Monster Lord beside him. It was probably the strangest meeting the Queen would ever have too. But whether the most important meeting was Jae Gu or Alice, well, that's a mystery
Crossover - Misc. Games & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,466 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Girls of the Wild's/소녀더와일즈
World's End Rhapsody by slexenskee reviews
Perhaps time travel isn't what it's all that cracked up to be. OR: Naruto inadvertently trains his younger self for the Chunin exam, and therein learns a lot more about himself than he ever really wanted to. CAS sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,960 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Shirou Emiya: Erogame Protagonist by gabriel blessing reviews
Yeah, you read that right. Yeah, you wish you had thought of it first. Yeah, this is a pretty unhelpful summary.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 93,099 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,219 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 174,098 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,029 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Strength of a Horse by muishiki reviews
Life doesn't quite work out like we hoped. For Ranma, he's a warrior without any wars. For Anko, a Jonin stuck in limbo. When you ride your horse for 1,000 li, you learn about its strength. Ranma 1/2 Naruto Xover. Ranma/Anko Mitarashi
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,504 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ranma, Anko M.
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,961 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Veiled Moon by Ghostface211 reviews
Co-written with Windrave aka Wheeljack on TFF. A Sekirei crossover. Ever go left when you normally go right? Here's one such case, causing a meeting that would not have happened otherwise and whose repercussions will cause many plans to go awry.
Crossover - Bleach & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 231,924 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Ichigo K., No. 10/Uzume
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,453 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 3,492 - Follows: 3,805 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,596 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 2,104 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Fists of Life by G-Force 1 reviews
This is a Ranma 1/2, H.S.D.K, and Ikkitousen crossover.
Crossover - Ranma & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,948 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 4/24/2009
Honor Thy Masters by gabriel blessing reviews
Kenichi never really had much going for him. However, there was always one way Kenichi excelled: he was lucky in his Masters. A shame that those of Ryouzanpaku weren't the first he called his Master though.
Crossover - Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple & Bakemonogatari/化物語 - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 181,691 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Fairy Tale for Robots by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
What I think is a realistic take on how Orihime and Ichigo could possibly become a couple. Comments and criticism welcome.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Shinigan by alethiophile reviews
Naruto has an unpleasant encounter, and gains an equally unpleasant power. But how much of his power is gifted, and how much is his own?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 179,953 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Debt of a Sword by gabriel blessing reviews
A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,791 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 357 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 01/Miya A. - Complete
The Jedi Kind of Had it Coming by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,727 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Revan - Complete
The Dark Lords Strike Back by claymade reviews
As Queen Metallia nears release, those who oppose her prepare themselves for battle. Now, between the Dark Kingdom, the Sailor Senshi, and the martial artists the fate of humanity will be decided... and a course will be set to the future.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 76,297 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Kurosaki Ichigo: Seireitei Gigolo by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU. After defeating Aizen, Ichigo decides he needs to find a job. Urahara and Yoruichi, unsurprisingly, have a suggestion or two...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,815 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Ichigo K., Ikumi U.
Claymore and Naruto: Children of Destiny by Geor-sama reviews
The war has come to a resounding end, with Uzumaki Naruto emerging as the victor against the forces of Akatsuki. However, instead of waking up to victory and peace, he awakens in a world where everything is different and all he loves is gone.
Crossover - Naruto & Claymore - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,353 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Naruto U., Galatea
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Once More With Feeling This Time by gman391 reviews
They lost horribly and irrevocably. But Hinata got a second chance with her help so did Naruto and Sasuke. But that doesn't mean that things are any easier. Things have changed and they've got one shot to save it all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,645 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,164 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Cracked Mask by Denim88 reviews
Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,332 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 3,553 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Beauties and the Beast by Dany le fou reviews
*NEW TITLE* Upon finding a certain captive of the Organization, the rebel Claymores also meet their doom... well, kind of... Now complete
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Helen, Deneve - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
He Can't See It by Brother Bludgeon reviews
Xander's good deed doesn't go unpunished, leaving him trapped in Sunnydale High way after hours. A chance meeting in the dark lets him see someone when no one else would. Response to a challenge by dogbertcarroll
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,668 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Xander H.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
All That's Old Is New Again by rgm0005 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke learnt the hard way that if you're not sure it'll work, you shouldn't mess around with the fabric of space and time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,384 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Dark Lords of Nerima by claymade reviews
Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 230,297 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Ryoga, Ranma - Complete
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 13822 - Favs: 6,521 - Follows: 4,943 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,607 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,623 - Follows: 4,558 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 2,202 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Time Apart by Ozzallos reviews
When contingencies go horribly awry, the Senshi of Pluto is left standing alone to face a perilous future. Ranma x Setsuna, multi-cross; HP,RoD,CCS,SM,R.5,Hellsing
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 95,195 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Ranma
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 2,686 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Dance of the pyreflyes by Chronodt reviews
Naruto, after the battle at Wave, reflects on the events of the day, when something happens from the afterlife that would fully explain his role in the sealing. What is White Chakra? What are pyreflyes? Naruto/FFX minor Fusion. Whitemage/Summoner Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 143,489 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
The Open Door by Academia Nut reviews
There are creatures in the multiverse that should not be allowed beyond their own confines. Unfortunately someone has opened a door that should have remained closed. Thousand Shinji sequel/sidestory
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 230,404 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4808 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blood Minus by Dilly-Oh reviews
Didn't you ever wish the episodes of Blood Plus were funnier? No? Well, too bad! Say hello to every single episode of this wonderful series, taken and completely messed with for comedic effect. Finally COMPLETE! Read and enjoy! Also review, please!
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 204,766 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Scordatura by Davner reviews
When her childhood friend comes for a visit, Belldandy is surprised to learn that she and Keiichi have already met... and more. Rated M for sexual humor and zombie apocalypse situations... no, seriously... Chapter 8 is up.
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,764 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Belldandy, Keiichi M. - Complete
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,097 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 5,195 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
The Wild Horse Thesis by Calamity Cordite reviews
Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,936 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Ranma, Rei A., Asuka S. - Complete
Ah! My Ranma One Half! by Ozzallos reviews
The battle with Saffron causes an instabiity in the Yggradsil, and with it, some minor changes to Ranma's file, namely an upgrade to that of Goddess of Luck First Class! Ranma copes, changes and gets into trouble. 6 parts eventially.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 76,900 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005
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Who Isn't Crazy? reviews
The battle between Teresa and Priscilla has a pair of extra observers. Kind of. Also, all of the characters have exibited at some point, less than rational behaviors. But, hey, it's that kind of world.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,944 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Teresa
Is Very Cursed Spring! reviews
A series of short story snippets connected by a common plot device. The basic idea inspired by a weeklong marathon of Ranma 1/2 is "What if a Jusenkyo type cursed spring came into being in a non-Ranma universe?"
Crossover - X-overs & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2012
Fighting Fire With Fire reviews
If Buffy never arrived in Sunnydale, who could keep it from degenerating into the nightmarish vampire free-for-all shown in "The Wish"? Here is one possible answer. The title makes it fairly obvious where I'm going with this. (Now posting weekly revisions.)
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,188 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011
Stop Hitting Yourself! reviews
Season 5 Xander has a visitor who wants to help him with his little Glorificus problem. His solution has a few drawbacks, however.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Xander H., Demi-Fiend - Complete