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REMEMBER WHEN ...
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
I'm not much of a writer. I prefer to read. But I occasionally write a thing or two. If I ever plan on writing something, I will make sure that it is completed before I start uploading it, because I personally detest the writers that leave incomplete stories, and I don't ever what to do that.
Most of my favourites are Harry Potter, but there are a few out of the fandom. By few I mean a max of 10. I don't really mind pairing, but some of them can be creepy, even if I have read them. Read the favourites with a bit of caution - make sure to look at the description.
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YOUR GUY SIDE:
-You love hoodies.
-You love jeans.
-Dogs are better than cats
-It's hilarious when people get hurt.
-You've played with/against boys on a team.
-Shopping is torture.
-Sad movies suck.
-You own/ed an X-Box.
-Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
-At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
-You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (2 of these)
-You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
-You watch sports on TV.
-Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
-You own like a trillion baseball caps
-You like going to high school football games.
-You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
-Baggy pants are cool to wear.
-It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
-Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colours.
-You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
-Sports are fun
-Talk with food in your mouth.
-Sleep with your socks on.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
-You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
-You love to shop.
-You wear eyeliner.
-You wear the color pink
-Go to your mom for advice.
-You consider cheer leading a sport.
-You hate wearing the color black.
-You like hanging out at the mall.
-You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
-You like wearing jewelery.
-Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
-Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
-You don't like the movie Star Wars. (HOW CAN A PERSON DISLIKE STAR WARS!)
-You were in gymnastics/dance.
-It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
-You smile a lot more than you should.
-You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
-You care about what you look like.
-You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
-You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Does playing mean deforming them?)
-Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
-Like being the star of everything (Everything is a bit harsh)
Number your 12 fave Harry Potter characters (in no particular order, and preferably original characters) and answer the questions!
1. Luna Lovegood
2. Tom Riddle (not really Voldie)
3. Draco Malfoy
4. Harry Potter
5. Severus Snape
6. Nymphadora Tonks
7. Sirius Black
8. Fred Weasley
9. George Weasley
10. Hermione Granger
11. Lucius Malfoy
12. Molly Weasley
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Tonks/Lucius No. Though I know there are a some out there...
2) Do you think Four is hot?
Harry? Depends on the story, cause sometimes he is just plain ugly and other times he;s not. But I don't believe in the movie version. I still imagine him differently.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
INCEST! Molly getting Fred pregnant! That is just not possible, unless your doing something strange in a lab, didn't say sex.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
George, Yes. I read 1 with him alone. He was depressed. The ones with both twins are good. Also have read some pairing fics.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Tonks and Tom. Hmmm, never imagined that before. They would be fine so long as it is Tom before he goes crazy. He would convert Tonks to the dark side and control the world! (*cackles in an evil way*... ignore me pls)
6) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic..
Wow I have actually read one of these. Draco and Hermione. Lets see... Draco slowly gets impressed by Mione's smartness and personality after the punch in 3rd year. He has a hard time approaching her until she comes to him, blaming him about something his father has done to Harry (likely a curse of some kind from the family grimoire). Draco has to make a decision whether or not to help her and therefore work against the Dark Lord. Hermione gets frustrated with his lack of answer and goes to confront Draco's father, but is then trapped at the mannor. Draco decided to save her and when he does, he joins the Light effort and uses his Dark knowledge to help them win. They live happily ever after. The end.
7) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Luna and Fred... maybe...Luna makes fluff easy
8) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
No... but I read one, it was okay... Rare. Tom, Harry, Snape... hmmmm...
9) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Luna/Tonks/Molly, WARNING! - contains yuri or girl/girl as it is all girls.
10) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Hermoine to use on Tom, ...Imterribleatthese... "Nice dark aura, Tom. Can I try it?"
11) Cuter couple? Five/Nine or Ten/Twelve?
Sev/George or Herm/Molly. I pick Sev and George. Prefer Yaoi to yuri. And that combo would be interesting.
12) What would Six say if they saw Eight and Three kissing?
Tonks seeing Draco and Fred kissing. *gasp*"you... him..." *faints*
13) How would you feel if Eleven died?
Lucius die? I would jump around and scream yay while my sister went 'Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...' because I like to annoy her. But I wouldn't feel that bad because he changes form story to story.
14) Which is a more disturbing pairing? One/Four or One/Seven?
Luna with Harry or Sirius... Well both are really good pairings but if I have to pick a more disturbing pair it would be Luna/Sirius as he is older.
15) Would Eight ever want to kill Five?
Fred kill Sev? Yes if he kills George or one of his family members. (not Ron) Well, maybe if he harms George...
16) Would Four or Nine be sad if Twelve got run over by a car?
Harry or George sad over Molly getting run over. Yes, so long as she is not 'evil'. I have read some stories where they are glad that Molly died.
17) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Sirius and Draco. Sirius would top, but Draco would wear the pants in the relationship.
18)"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."
"Luna and Siruis are in a happy relationship until Sirius runs off with Harry. Luna, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lucius and a brief unhappy affair with Molly, then follows the wise advice of Severus and finds true love with Draco." O.o
For starters, why did Sirus go off with Harry. Isn't Sirius like a fatherly figure to Harry? And Luna with Lucius. He is/was a deatheater. He would kill her in a heartbeat, not go have have a one-night stand with a lonely teenager. Molly, I look down on you, going with a child. Didn't you think of every 'good' child as your child? I always thought of you as a motherly figure in this case. Why would you go with Luna when you are happy with your husband? And where does Sev come with good advice? Severus is like a cold-hearted bastard. He probably thinks that Luna is crazy. Why would he allow her to get with Draco, his godson? He does not have the heart to give advice. He'd be unable to give any advice, whether good or bad. And to Luna, first you do the father and now you get with the son? Naughty... I hope that you make Draco act better, though. He is such a git.
19) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Sirius walks in on Molly and Tom. He would stand in the door staring until one of them noticed. Then he would *sweeck* and run out of the room before he can get cursed by Molly. Tom would then stare at Molly before quickly changing and chasing Sirius to curse him. (pls note that Molly tries to curse him first)
Pick 10 Harry Potter characters. (including yourself for number 4).
These 10 people you just picked are stuck in a house with you for a whole year. There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up. If you had to choose a person for every question below, write down which person it would be. They cannot kill or permanantly harm one another. (a slap is another matter...)
There are four rooms, who would be in each room
-room 1 – Luna and Arctic (me)
Family picture, who is where, and what are they doing? Girls on the couch & boys at the back of the couch mostly. Me on the right, then Luna, Ginny, and ending with Hermione. Behind me is Voldie, then Siri, Bella, Harry, Draco and lastly Blaise.
If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be? Me or Luna... maybe.
If someone was considered the dad and the mom of the house, who would it be? Sirius and Hermoine (though not sure how good a father Siri is...)
If you wanted candy really badly and the rest of the people in the house had some, who would you take it from? Voldemort (he deserves it, just not Tom Riddle.)
If two people were caught making out in a closet who would it be? Draco and Harry
If someone had to watch you brush your teeth (every) morning, who would it be? Why would someone watch me brush my teeth? Luna, she's weird like that and my Roomie.
There was two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them? Me... yeah... I like food! And then Sirius would steal them from me and eat the rest.
Who would hate being in the house the most ? Harry, he likes to fly.
Someone took a (brand spanking new) pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief? Draco, he needs to have the best.
Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it? Ginny, she hate cleaning... her mum always wanted her to do it.
If there was arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing? Draco and Harry, even though they would be together. Lovers' Spat... *sigh*
Who would be the one missing there boyfriend/girlfriend that wasn’t in the house with them? No one. Cause Bella would not miss her husband.
You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in there Leopard Thong, who is the crazy one? Sirius, you know he is crazy, and Bella would be right along with him if drunk.
A pillow fight broke through, who started it? Ginny, throwing a pillow at Voldie. Bella and Voldie retaliated. Harry and Hermione joined in to defend Ginny. Draco joined in to protect Harry. Blaise to be a man and protect the ladies.
Theres a marathon of your favorite tv show, what is it? and who would be watching it with you? Don't watch TV. Very Sad. (I have one, just don't watch much) But I would be watching it with Luna, and would drag the guys to watch it with me.
There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who are the pranksters? Harry under the influence of Sirius
The musics too loud, who turned it up? Ginny
Theres a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
a)who is the first one to scream?
b)and who is the one to jump in someones arms?
c)Who would be the one to kill it?
Someones crying, who is it and what happened? Draco and his hair got messed up.
Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire? Bella would be making pancakes. (She was about to poison them, but realised her Lord would be eating and stopped that plan. She then tried to set the house on fire to try and escape with her Lord. Harry stopped her with Stupify)
Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house?Voldie gets sick of Bella, but not the other way round, sooo... Bella and Hermoine
Someone is tanning on the roof who is it? Blaise
Who is the tallest in the house? Voldemort
If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be? Sirius or me.
Who is always dancing? Ginny
Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them and who is it? I wouldn't make a big deal over a sweater, but Ginny.
You split ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first? Bellatrix
If you bothered to read my profile before it was updated... well it was longer than some one shots... So good job. If you read it now, I hope it was manageable. I deleted about 1/3 of everything on it if not more. Was thinking I should delete more, but some of this is funny, even if it was answered in 2012 or earlier. It probably doesn't consist of much bio info, but that shouldn't be a major problem. Well, enjoy reading and have a blessed day.
Updated: 2012/08/20 Sunday Cut:2014/03/13 Monday
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