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Joined 01-13-11, id: 2702703, Profile Updated: 11-20-13

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get your virginity.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a witch.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a witch.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a prep.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking witch.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible morron.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be having sex with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a show-off.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST want to kill myself playing Russian Roulette.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a witch.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling brat.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear kilts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (it's not my fault we're all born with blood and we like to shed so much)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic brat.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.


PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU DISLIKE RACISTS!
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...


How wrong is this!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.


98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile please.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.


HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

You know how to make a pot of coffee.
You keep track of dates using a calendar.
You own a credit card.
You know how to change the oil in a car.
You've done your own laundry.
You can vote in an election.
You can cook for yourself.
You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

You show up for school late a lot.
You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
You've never gotten a detention.
You have forgotten your own birthday.
You like to take walks by yourself.
You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
You drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

You know how to do the dishes.
You can count to 10 in another language.
When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
You can mow the lawn.
You study even when you don't have to.
You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

You can spell experience, without looking it up.
The people at Starbucks know you by name.
Your favourite kind of food is take out.
You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 12

Your only friends are from your place of employment.
You have been to a Tupperware party.
You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
You have more bills than you can pay.
You have been to the beach.
You use the internet every day.
You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL SO FAR: 16

You have filed a tax return
You have used a pay phone.
You have been served alcohol without being ID'd.
You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
You have purchased a lottery ticket
You still have and use a VCR (...well i have a VCR not sure if it still works, don't use my tv much anymore...)

TOTAL : 19 well im not about to tell ppl my age so...


I'm Sorry/Girls Don't Realize This

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

I'm sorry
That I let you speak when you wanted, when I had so much that I wanted to say.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I saw this on another writer's profile, and thought it was really beautiful.

Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common thief.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow White barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat and tears,
Because love means facing your biggest fears.


1. What type of music do you listen to?

Still really confused about how to tell the difference between most genres, but I like anything that sounds good, especially rock and rap :)

2. What is your most prized possession?

My phone/ My laptop

3. Do you get Claustrophobic?

I don't think so...

4. Who was the last person who made you cry?

can't remember...

5. Coffee or energy drink?

coffee

6. What's your favorite pizza topping?

Umm any meat topping?

7. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?

Hmm that's difficult... Fettuccine Alfredo?

8. What annoys you the most?

People who make things in the world utterly unfair and crap due to their own selfish gain

9. What were you doing before filling this out?

Reading fanfiction

10. Have you ever had surgery?

just wisdom teeth removal

11. What do you get complimented most about?

My artwork when I put effort into it

12. Any bad habits?

Horrible memory

13. How do you release your anger?

Read, work out/go for a run, do something art related(listening to music, drawing, etc)...though I wish I could learn how to box, or some sort of fighting/martial arts

14. What was your favorite toy as a child?

A stuffed cow

15. Do you use sarcasm?

Not really, I kinda suck at it -_- but I wish I could

16. Who is your favorite musician?

I go through phases, but currently it's Eminem

17. What is your favorite TV show?

Don't watch a lot of tv, but THE WALKING DEAD!! :)

18. What are you listening to?

currently nothing, but the last one was "I could be the one" by Avcii

19. What was the last thing you drank?

some chicken wine soup thing?

20. What is your favorite month?

Extremely difficult...can I pick a season?...wait that's hard as well -_- umm...December --> Christmas :)

21. What is your Zodiac Sign?

Aquarius

22. What is your hair color?

Mainly various brownish-black shades

23. What is your eye color?

again, various shades of brownish black...well when it's light enough to see the patterns

24. Do you like sushi?

starting to get sick of it, but white tuna sashimi (:

25. What was the last thing you watched?

White House Down

26. What is your favorite day?

Friday

27. Do you play any musical instruments?

Used to play piano, started learning a couple of guitar chords(they hurt -_-), but I want to learn how to play the drums :)

28. What are you reading right now?

Safe House by thesewarmstars


1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Teardrops on my guitar

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

16 Track 16 (...)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Can't Let You Go (aww : )

4.WHAT IS 22?

Told you so (...aren't you supposed to say that after someone gets it wrong? ;)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

LT8864845 (how are you supposed to change names on iTunes?)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Gotta Be You (wow really decisive...but at the same time if they don't like me...very clingy *shudders*)

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Numb (well that sounds /very/ optimistic)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

You Found Me (hmm if it's the person I'm meant to be with... :)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Crush (hopefully it becomes more than a crush :)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Because You Live (I can't tell if this is a good or bad thing -_-)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

03 Track 03 (sounds like a /great/ song... -_-)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

My Baby (...uhh that's one weird song to play at a funeral...)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

He Said, She Said (arguing?)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

The One That Got Away (aww :'[ )

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Forget You! (hmm really describes how difficult I find keeping in touch)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

11 Track 11 (okay seriously I really need to fine song names)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Just So You Know (is this supposed to be a premonition of a psycho and/or murderer? >_

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Life is a Highway (so am I supposed to regret how fulfilling my life was, or how it wasn't...?)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

)4 Track 04 (...*smacks head against a wall*)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Beautiful Soul (tears of happiness?)

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Stupid Girls (uhh is that a no?)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

So Small (being such a small thing in this gigantic world?)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Let It Rock (yes?)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Unfaithful (I'm guessing I cheated?)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Tattoo (It's new? Tattoo's are usually pretty, but I would never get one)

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Blow Your Mind (is this literally, or the o_O kind?)


Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Life sucks and then you die.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it


WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "We definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "That they love them fully and would do anything for them"


girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.


Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California of Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat!)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday


150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch’s office is not appropriate.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an proper date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”.
9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
12. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13. Staring a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14. I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. “Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.
16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as”bookends”.
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”.
20. I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22. I will not give Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
25. Tricking the school house elf into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell “Pwned!”
26. I am not a sloth Animagus.
27. I am not a tribble Aimagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. The Ravenclaws are not “Mentals in training”.
35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazghul is coincidental.
36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be adressed as “Admiral Naismith”.
39. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. “42″ is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.’s.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”.
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not teach the first-years to sing “A Wizard’s Staff Has A Knob On The End”.
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.
52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
53. I will not draw an “H” on Percy Weasley’s forehead.
54. My name is not Captain Subtext.
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as “Veela Pheremones”.
56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a “Big Black Sex Auror”.
57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.
58. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
60. I am no longer allowed to use the words “pimp cane” in front of Draco Malfoy.
61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.
62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “Firewhiskey”.
63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not
permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.
64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.
67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuff’s as “cannon fodder”.
68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
69. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.
72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can be only ONE!”.
73. I should not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine”.
74. I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort.
75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts.
And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.
78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.
79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It Does DEATH!!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.
83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
85. Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for and indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.
86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.
88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.
89. I will not charm Hermione’s time turner to rotate every half-hour.
90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are “Auror Training Videos”.
92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce “These are not the droids you are looking for”.
93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.
97. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts: A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
98. “OMGWTF” is not a spell.
99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.
103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.
104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
109. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in the common room.
110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.
111. I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.
112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
113. My name is not “The Dark Lord Happy-Pants” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.
115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.
116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.
119. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of “Knights of the Round Table” for the Christmas feast.
120. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.
121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand.
122. “Draco Malfoy Takes it Up The Arse” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.
125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.
126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.
127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.
128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.
130. It is not necessary for me to yell “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.
131. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.
134. I will not teach the first years to play “The Penis Game” in the Great Hall during dinner.
135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
139. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.
140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.
141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
142. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriote career choice.
143. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
145. It is not necessary to yell “Burn!” everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146. “Y’all check this-here shit out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!”
148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell “Ni” from various directions.
150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points


My Godly Parent:

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are Aquaphobic

4/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic

4/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

7/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

2 1/2 /10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas\Hanukkah presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

1/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic (the majority of the time)
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

5 1/2/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

5/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Everybody (opposite gender) swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

2 1/2 /10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

2/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

5/10

A daughter of Hades. I knew it. I just knew it….


WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 5

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal
Youve shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total :5

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
you like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 3

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like. (depends)
You have a curfew. (sorta?)
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick. (kinda?)
Total : 5 1/2

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 6

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance

Total : 2

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been dyed more than 1 color
Total: 4

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
you are going/did go to a sports summer camp
you have a specific number
Total: 4

I'm...emo apparently? eh kinda see it? I do love having dark eye makeup like Anna Kendrick's or Avril Lavigne...

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.Haha yea... (sometimes)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (watched a couple of times)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (sometimes)
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes
TOTAL: 10 1/2

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
You Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (half, it's not one of my favourite hobbies, but I like it)
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
you like wearing perfume
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 15...holy crap! If I'd been asked this a few years ago this would probably be around 5 or 10...


How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Put a trashcan on your desk and label it 'IN.'
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks, and when everyone is over his/her caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
5. Finish all your sentences with,"...in accordance with the prophecy."
6. Don't use punctuation.
7. As often as possible, skip instead of walk.
8. Ask people what sex they are, and then laugh hysterically when they answer.
9. Specify your drive-thru order as 'to go.'
10. Sing along at the opera.
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
13. Five days in advance, tell your friend you can't come to their party because you don't feel like it.
14. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream," I WON! I WON! I WON! Third time this week!!"
15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling,” Run for your lives! They're loose!"


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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.

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A Better Man by 27dayz reviews
After Carol's death, Daryl makes a desperate wish to save her. Suddenly, he finds himself back in the quarry, staring as she and her daughter cower in the shadow of her husband. With all of his memories of the future intact, can Daryl change life as he knows it? And just how will this journey change him? M for later chapters. Caryl.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 78 - Words: 367,606 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Daryl D., Carol] Merle D., Sophia
Arcane Academy by ame3565 reviews
With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,014 - Reviews: 3530 - Favs: 4,799 - Follows: 5,484 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
Family Bonds by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 492,130 - Reviews: 6555 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 4,421 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Just Go With It by XxDeadlyBlackRosexX reviews
Have you ever imagined being the ultimate playboy? Have you ever imagined being payed to dress up and play the wife of a playboy? All I can say is; Just go with it.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,764 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 242,366 - Reviews: 4311 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 5,424 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Betrayal's Touch by Kiera27 reviews
Harry/Many - He fought so hard to free them all, he lost everything, and how did they reward him? They threw him away, he would change everything, he would save everyone he loved and leave the rest of them to rot. Rating for the future.Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,947 - Reviews: 2383 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 3,793 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7448 - Favs: 10,398 - Follows: 9,494 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lily's Defender by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Lily was bullied & teased for being too smart & a Muggleborn, until Sev, wealthy Prince heir, decides to defend her and cause the scandal of the decade. AU, LE/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 260,992 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Lightning and Thunder by UNCPanda reviews
Harry is not the chosen one; his twin Hayden is! Harry is ignored by his parents until Remus and Sirius come back into his life changing it forever. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,917 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Hermione G.
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 4,930 - Follows: 6,322 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Down the Rabbit Hole by lferg reviews
After spending a month in Death Eater captivity 17 year old Harry escapes only to be transported to another dimension where his parents are alive and he is supposedly dead. cp 19-21 are new
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,307 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Wandering Animagus by Kat100666 reviews
The Dark Side bring back a puppy instead of Potter, so now what will they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,272 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14079 - Favs: 8,885 - Follows: 8,462 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Cooking Lesson by mrscakeakajane reviews
Lucius Malfoy need help, he gose to his best freind, Severus Snape, Harry Potter is in detention. Severus and Harry start on a path that will lead to cooking lessons and changing the world, its all in a days work. rating will go up as chapters go on, high rating for language.(i know some people didn't like a development, give it a change i promice you won't regret it)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,160 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Thousands Of Reasons To Smile by brightsidetolife reviews
Harry goes back in time as his eleven year old self & puts himself in the same orphanage with Tom Riddle whom is going to be starting Hogwarts; can Harry change history & Tom's P.O.V? Not Slash between Tom & Harry, SLASH involved, Cannon Universe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 314,986 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 429,040 - Reviews: 3857 - Favs: 4,915 - Follows: 5,161 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Ephemeral Time by Mystical Magician reviews
With nothing left to lose, Harry sends himself as far back into the past as his death will allow him. Tom Riddle is easy enough to take care of, but there are more threats than just the teenage Dark Lord. HP/AD slash. Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,001 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Orion's Belt by Lone-Angel-1992 reviews
After being killed by their ex-wives and Molly. Harry, Ron, and others are sent back for a redo and this time it's no fun and games until certain someones are dead. Slash! Mpreg! Bashing! !Not for Ginny or Hermione fans!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,151 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Chained by blueicequeen reviews
AU When Harry Potter was blackmailed into marrying Sirius Black, he knew he was walking into a future in hell. When Sirius Black blackmailed Harry Potter into marrying him, he never thought he would find heaven. Warning: Slash/violence/rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,327 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Final Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Sequel to The Arrangements, starts the morning after. Severus and Harry have a new teacher to contend with, and final arrangements to make
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,076 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Addiction by SparrowofTruth93 reviews
The Dixon brothers were everything Glenn was raised to hate and avoid. They were back woods, redneck, dirty and dangerous. But he just couldn't resist.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,349 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Glenn, Daryl D.
Not what they wanted, just Harry by cersedshadow reviews
Everyone had their expectations of the Boy-Who-Lived, but since when has Harry ever done as expected. With the Golden Boy in Slytherin and showing some remarkable skills as well as signs of abuse what is our favourite potions master to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,005 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Play Pretend by Takara Phoenix reviews
Leo and Percy are moving in together. Nico, Frank and Hazel don't like that. Because the two are moving to Miami. And because they weren't invited to live with their two Greeks. Now let the trio discover what Leo and Percy are hiding. Beware, they're hiding a couple of VERY dirty secrets! Frank/Hazel/Leo threesome and Nico/Percy slash and mpreg, Frazeleo and Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,082 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Leo V., Hazel L.] [Percy J., Nico A.] - Complete
Everlasting Promises by Starblade176 reviews
Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 329,767 - Reviews: 3698 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
Boys Next Door by AdriansGrl reviews
"I was sold when Dimitri came walking down the hall," I said seriously...Rose and Liss go looking for a new apartment what they find is much better. ALL HUMAN
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,278 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Worst kind of Betrayal by JasonMorganfan87 reviews
What do you do when everything you were ever told turns out to be a lie? When the truth of your very existance turns out to be false? 15 year old Harry Potter must figure that out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,436 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Saints and Sinners by Haitus80 reviews
AU. Carol manages to tear herself away from the violence of her husband but eventually finds herself in the middle of a world gone crazy. Something bad is happening and she believes that her own survival, and the survival of her friends, is balancing on the whims of three brutal and bickering rednecks.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 282,530 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Daryl D., Carol, Merle D. - Complete
The Mobster's son by JasonMorganfan87 reviews
Harry is discarding by his relatives like a piece of trash and raised by someone Dumbledore defintely wouldn't approve of. How different will Harry be after being raised in the mob?
Crossover - General Hospital & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Jason M., Harry P.
Dark Seduction by TwistedLittleAngel reviews
They've always expected him to be in control. He's their savior, he has to. So what happens when they find out that their savior wants someone to take away his precious control? It's always the forbidden that entices the sweetest... M/M Slash, D/s.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Book of Judith by Praxid reviews
Judith Grimes and Daryl Dixon are the final survivors to remain from the group, struggling to make a life for themselves in the later years of the outbreak. This is a loose collection of short stories set in the decade after the show takes place, as Judy slowly grows up under his care.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,035 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Daryl D., Judith G. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 3823 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Howling At Mother Moon by Kitty mama reviews
Harry was just a baby when Remus and Sirius took him away from his parents and siblings. Why? And why is Fenrir so set on having him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Fenrir G., Harry P.
A Winter's Reprieve by enchanted nightingale reviews
Summer is over. Harry is back to school and Rabastan with Voldemort. Secrets unfold, masks fall and Harry faces the consequences of his summer romance.SEQUEL TO A SUMMER ESCAPE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,171 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Rabastan L.
The Nanny by Splushie Balls reviews
Divorced, Bella finally puts her degrees in Childhood Development to work by accepting a job to be a nanny to the world's richest man, Aro Volturi. Although, no nanny has lasted two days with Edward, Alice, or Jane...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,006 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Aro, Bella - Complete
Falling for a Volturi ON HOLD by VampLover100 reviews
The Volturi's come to take Bella away after Aro tells Bella something she wished never happened. Bella leaves and finds her self falling for a certain guard member. Demetri
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,384 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Demetri
The Death's Seas by Takara Phoenix reviews
Long ago, in Kronos' stomach, Hades used to be with Poseidon. Now, to make his former lover suffer, he takes Percy as his own. But maybe all of this will turn out quite different than intended. - Starts as Hades/Poseidon, continues as Hades/Percy and ends as very kinky Hades/Poseidon/Percy, all slash obviously and with a threesome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Hades, Percy J., Poseidon] - Complete
The Dark Lords' Pawn by Jenn0509 reviews
Miranda was Tom Riddle's beloved twin sister, before Grindlewald obliviated him. She was then raised by Gellert, but guarded from the outside world, ignorant of the growing darkness. In 1944, however, she was spelled asleep and hidden for her own protection. Wakened in 1997, Miranda sets out to find her brother, but finds a certain Chosen One first. Harry/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 116,155 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Merle's Redemption by Laurabeast reviews
What if Merle had found something worth changing for?
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Daryl D., Merle D. - Complete
Seducing Harry Potter by hpgirl4ever reviews
After much thought, Draco comes to the conclusion that he wants Harry Potter. And what Draco Malfoy wants, Draco Malfoy gets. Now all he needs is a plan. But there's just one problem, his innocent little Gryffindor isn't as clueless as he thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,311 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12050 - Favs: 14,379 - Follows: 13,034 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5181 - Favs: 5,045 - Follows: 5,814 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Fate Is Playful by LostDemonHeart reviews
Harry is saved from the Dursleys by strangers, just to find out he is actually one of their kind. How many mates will he have, when no submissive ever has been as strong as he is? HP/LM/DM/SS/TMR Yaoi, smut, sex, mpreg, lemon, creature-fic. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,137 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Vicis Flies Tergiversatio Time Flies Backwards by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry lands in the past he tries to change time but will Harry find destiny cannot be altered no matter how much one tries? will Harry find the Horcux's and stop Voldemort before it's too late or will he die by Severus' hands? slash HBP n DH compatible. Watch as Harry creates a whole new world. He truly is like a phoenix rising from the ashes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,818 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
30 days by the-shiny-girl reviews
Snape and Hermione are captured. Observe their relationship in 30 days as they are locked together in a dungeon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,671 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 2985 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Hero by Silverfawkes reviews
Sequel to Sirius' Savior, Harry heads to Hogwarts what lies in store for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,997 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Learn to Love by SoulMalady reviews
Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,424 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Scorpius M., Teddy L. - Complete
Ends and Means by HaruJam reviews
Whilst teaching Harry Occlumency, Snape and Dumbledore find a memory block in Harry's mind. 'For the greater good' they destroy the block in the hopes that Harry will become more powerful and be able to defeat the Dark Lord. Do the ends justify the means?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,934 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P.
Mistaken by Sakamoto Itoe reviews
Hadrian and Harrison Potter are Identical twins. On the night they're parents were murdered, one of them became the Boy-Who-Lived. The problem? No one can tell them apart... and they aren't telling. Rated T, just to be safe. Rating may go up. ON HIATUS, CURRENTLY UNDER REVISION.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,208 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P.
Deadly Attraction by mano95 reviews
Tom Riddle goes to Harry's time. Could Harry be falling for the boy who will grow up to kill his parents? Could Tom, the boy who is close to no one and nothing, be falling for Harry Potter? *Note: Set in book 6
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Phoenix Tears by slytherin-nette reviews
To Draco Malfoy, his given orders were simple. Turn Harry Potter into a woman. Get her pregnant. Resurrect Lord Voldemort’s soul into the baby’s body. The plan was flawless. He just never planned on falling in love. DM/femHP. Post-DH Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 320,679 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
What if? by XxDeadlyBlackRosexX reviews
Rose Hathaway, trouble-maker and rebel, is more than just the bad reputation. Behind her lies and snarky comments is a secret. When bloody messages and sudden attacks reveal that secret, her friends are put in more danger than they imagined.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,988 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Sometime Lies Are a Good Thing by Amplify. Your. Imagination reviews
Harry thought he was in love with Amelia, but she is keeping a secret that could make or break their relationship. What will Harry do when he finds out? Read and find out. Slash, OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 10/16/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Pain of Loss by Amplify. Your. Imagination reviews
'He had thought this through a thousand times and he knew it was what he would do. What was the reason for him to stay here? In this life so full of pain? It seemed that was all he felt anymore.' Slash OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,166 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - [Severus S., Harry P.] - Complete
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 3673 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 3,646 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Awake by NanaMun reviews
Last installment of "Sleep", EdwardxJacob, When our eyes are open, reality can be so much stranger than a dream
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,398 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Jacob, Edward
An Unexpected Turn of Events by mystery of the mist reviews
Madam Pomfrey orders Hermione to be taken care of after she discovers how sick the first year is. Hermione is being taken care of by the last person she thought would do so. WILL CONTAIN SPANKING
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Halloween Kisses and Snakes by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter has come back to Hogwarts and has changed, with new friends, a new look and an invitation to stay at Malfoy Manor for Halloween what is the boy to do? Stalking, Drunks, Proposals and Madness. HP/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,904 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Unexcepted Changes by VampLover100 reviews
After Edward left Bella found out to things. One she was a mutant and Two she was adopted. Will she find love in this new chapter in her life? What happens with she meets the Cullen's again. Disclaimer: I don't Twilight or X-men Evolution
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Quicksilver/Pietro M., Bella
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 3,857 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lucifer by cece1090 reviews
They say that darkness and light can't coexist.Isabella Swan realizes just how dark her true nature is four months after the Cullens leave. You can only cage the beast within for so long before it gets angry, before it tears its way out. Dark.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,875 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Bella, Damon S.
The Next Chosen One by panky95 reviews
A new girl has been marked.She is very special.more special than Zoey ever was.what happens when something tragic happens and everyone thinks she is to blame?will she be able to convince them she is innocent or will she have to hide from the world? R&R
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - J. Stark, Zoey R.
The Dogs and The Trees by BeingLolaStar reviews
Poor Daryl finds himself in an awkward situation when two of their dogs go missing. Carl's got some questions about just what exactly those dogs were doing and Daryl's not sure how to answer him. One-shot, no pairings, minor swearing and mild sex talk.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Daryl D., Carl G. - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4799 - Favs: 4,637 - Follows: 4,139 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Blood Promise: The Quest by steffy2106 reviews
This is my own version of Blood promise. It starts a week after Rose left St Vladimir. It follows her quest to find Dimitri. Contains many spoilers of the 3 other books. No copyrights infringement intended,i don't own Vampire academy or its characters.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,866 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Rose H. - Complete
What men want by Elehyn reviews
A spell failed and here we are. Harry begins to hear what every man is thinking, and his potions mastermind is far from what he had ever imagined. Slash SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,257 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Book by Starlightchick reviews
'HAPPY 16th, SABRINA' But is it really THAT happy? A mysterious present, with a secret clue. A past she has tries SO hard to forget. But it won't help. She needs to know. But what? Rated T
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sabrina G.
Strigoi Rose by Starlightchick reviews
What would happen if in book 2 Frostbite if everyone made it out, except Rose? What happens when Rose gets turned into something she's been trained to kill. To hate. A Strigoi... Full Summery inside.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,579 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Rose H.
Notes and Lies by Starlightchick reviews
Pink notes keep appearing. Notes that are curses,notes that say someone is near their end. Sabrina has never been so scared in her life. They already got one that nearly killed her. A deadly game has started, and everyone's playing.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
Mischievous Rescuers by grugster reviews
A joke from the Weasley twins leads to the rescue of an eight year-old Harry Potter from his abusive relatives. AU-Story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,048 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., OC
Little Dimka by Shaymeon Ivashkov reviews
You saw how Dimitri and everyone handed Rose as a baby. But how will Rose handle Little Dimitri? He's curious,and full of energy! Lissa's out at court, so Dimitri won't be able to turn back until she comes back. Sequel to Baby Rose! Lot's of cuteness!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,908 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Cleaning out the Attic by HPfan1230 reviews
PuckBrina. Everyone is helping cleaning out the attic when Sabrina, Daphne, Puck and Red discover a locked box. Meanwhile, Puck and Sabrina are secretly dating... What will happen?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Slow Progression by hpgirl4ever reviews
See how Harry and Draco move from student and tutor, to so much more after the war, with all the kinks, twists, and turns in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,048 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Different Life by Tiro reviews
They all thought Lily was Light. She wasn't. She was in love with the Dark Lord, and gave birth to his son. Now Erus Riddle is growing up, showing just how evil the son of Lord Voldemort can be. Of course, the Light doesn't know that fact. SLASH-FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 366,567 - Reviews: 2608 - Favs: 2,949 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
I choose my own fate by HuskyWalker reviews
Back in his own time Harry Potter has to deal with his sickness and at the same time hide from both the light and the dark side. Nothing has changed from his visit in the past and Harry is on his own. Will he be able to see Tom Riddle in Lord Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 232,386 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Teen's Love,Life and Laughter by Miamonash reviews
Danielle and her ex broke up because he wanted to be with the head cheerleader. He regrets breaking up with her. Then a new boy comes along and feelings arise...... *im really bad at summaries....please read n Enjoy!*
Flirt series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 3/1/2010
A Teen's Love,Life And Laughter by Miamonash reviews
A teen's Love.Life and Laughter...Please Review...Thnx
Flirt series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010
The Search for Family by mystery of the mist reviews
Beth has provided everything for her daughter Vivian, except for the knowledge of who Vivian's father is. This is Vivian's story of her journey to find her dad, who may be closer than she believed...
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,456 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Mick S. J., Beth T. - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 2897 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Unexpected Help by Daniella Jones reviews
AU 7th year Harry, Hermione and Ron still went to Hogwarts. Chiron sends Nico to help defeat Voldemort on the request of Dumbledore. Takes place after the Last Olympian. One of those stories where Nico kicks ass. R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,574 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Nico A.
Serpintin Kitten by Kitty mama reviews
What if Harry couldnt take any more and ran to his most hated enemy to end it all? What if that enemy didn't want to end it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Rhyme or Reason by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry drinks from a strange well, oh boy, need i say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Stranger In a Too Familiar Land by Fyreheart reviews
TEMP HIATUS. Harry Potter successfully fulfilled his destiny by killing Voldemort. As he lay dying, he was abruptly summoned to another world. What happens when a tired and broken Harry discovers that he's expected to save their world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,467 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 4,789 - Follows: 5,643 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Another one? by Poseidonsprincess484 reviews
When Briar's niece comes to live with her in Ferryport landing, the Grimms welcome her. But after a while, the Grimms not-so-normal life begins to waver, and old rivals are brought to the surface. First story. Enjoy!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,731 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sabrina G.
Love, Hate, and Everything in Between by hpgirl4ever reviews
As if being a blue fuzzy mutant wasn't hard enough, being in love with your best friend who apparently thinks of you as a little brother, and may or may not be completely straight makes it all the more difficult. Not to mention his fiery girlfriend. . .
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,373 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Cyclops/Scott S., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
apprentice by IamSlytherin reviews
Au/ooc on 17th birthday war over Harry rescued by twins At bank he learns he heir of Gryffindor and Albus stole from him Unable to return to school he apprentices with a Weasley Adventure and romance ensues warn slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 82,776 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Rose and The Gypsy Queen by fiberkitty reviews
"I miss the way a girl kisses, the way they smell, and I especially miss the way they touch." Self-conscious Siobhan fell hard when she read Rosalie's romance novel, Memoirs of a Girl in Love. Can Rosalie teach her beauty has nothing to do with size? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Rosalie, Siobhan
When in Mystic Falls by Lily Hastings-Salvatore reviews
What would happen if the Cullen's and Bella and Jacob took a Christmas vacation to Mystic Falls? With 9 Vampires, 2 Werewolves, 1 Witch and a handful of humans, only trouble can pursue our favorite vampires.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,861 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8315 - Favs: 5,632 - Follows: 5,183 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Scarlett Letter by RedHouse reviews
One of the Cullen Boy's had fathered a child while still human, before the mother could tell him he was a father, he went missing and was never to be seen again. This is the story of a girl searching for her father and the troubles she goes through.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010
Willingly Captured by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is hunted, captured and is brought before the Dark Lord - Wait what do you mean he allowed them to tie him up? Why is Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix taking him shopping?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It all boils down to what's in the diary? by Love8Love reviews
Dimitri left Rose and she had a child called Arianna Victoria Hathaway but is can't raise her daughter because she dies in childbirth so Arianna is left to different orphanages until she contacts Lissa and is moved to the academy.Better than it sounds.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,180 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Dimitri B.
Codename: Damon Salvatore by Lily Hastings-Salvatore reviews
Bonnie Bennett moves town more than most people change socks. When she moves to Mystic Falls, she teams up with Elena, Caroline and Anna to take down the boy who has played them all, Damon Salvatore? Easy huh? But what happens when she falls for him? AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,367 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Salazar's Little Gryffindor by arashi wolf princess reviews
Over hearing Dumbledore and a member of the order that Harry is only a weapon to destroy Voldemort. Distraught, Harry accidentally bumps into McGonagall and he spills everything out he just heard and his problems. McGonagall makes a wizard vow to protect
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Salazar S.
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Night Before by Pete407 reviews
At the end of OOTP, Sirius has been captured. Now Harry has to rescue him, but what he didn't count on was what the Death Eaters would make him do to his godfather in a story of strong lust, humilation, and hot sex. WARNING: HARRY/SIRIUS NC-17!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
House of Demigods by FriendForEver reviews
The gang finds out they're demigods. Drama ensues, and now someone needs saving. Who is it? Did Hades really keep his promise to never fall in love with a mortal?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011
The beginning to the beginning by HuskyWalker reviews
Harry gets sent back in time by accident. In an attempt to change the future he adopts Tom Marvolo Riddle aka Voldemort. Will he be able to get back to the future and get his revenge or will he find a family in the people he never thought would love him? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 178,922 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Our Daughter Our Little Angel by T.RxD reviews
Dimitri takes Tasha's offer right after the battle at the Academy. Little did he know he was leaving much more than a heartbroken Rose...9 months later Rose gave birth to her little angel. What happens when Dimitri returns four years later?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,334 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Truth Or Dare by LoveMusicGrl reviews
After a game of truth or dare 2 people fall for her hard but she dosen't know who to chose. "geez Munroe, i just wanted to say that 'Mack Falls' is holding its weekly Truth or Dare night" after one night her life will be changed. CONTAINS FEMSLASH
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,148 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Was It Worth It by AdriansGrl reviews
Rose Hathaway the woman who has haunted my dreams every since her first movie is laying on my couch.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,587 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Hogwarts Few by A. S. Rainwater reviews
What was happening at Hogwarts while the trio searched for Horcruxes? Slightly OOC, femslash, closely canon to events in DH. Ginny/Hermione, Luna/OC, Snape/OC, Harry/Cho, Ron/Lavender please R&R.. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,966 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
You've Changed by I love you Roza reviews
My BFF wanted me to write a story on Adrian and here it is. The gang's all together and what happens when they go visit the Belikovs? Will Adrian find love? and will all our other couples stay together?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,448 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Adrian I., Viktoria B.
Charmer by asdbvjkdfbahjfbv reviews
A brilliant idea washed over me; I was going to buy her perfume. And lots of it. Takes place in Frost Bite, chapter 10, when Rose and Adrian meet for the first time. Adrian's POV.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Adrian I., Rose H. - Complete
Traveling Souls by ilikepie2013 reviews
Harry and Ginny Potter have lost everyone. It's time they did something about it. Reality itself was about to change. Rating a precaution. AU, HP/GW, R/Hr, etc. Time travel and Soul Bond fic. Beta needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,879 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
To Love and Be Loved by cece1090 reviews
After drinking a De-aging potion and transporting herself back to 1937, Hermione Granger finds herself facing a difficult reality when her best friend and lover gives her something to keep safe. She realizes some futures can never be saved. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mine by LoveBug53 reviews
Rapunzel stared at herself in the mirror... She has a secret: She's pregnant and she hasn't mentioned it to anyone, especially Eugene.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,570 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Boy, you belong with me by arashi wolf princess reviews
Hermione is tired of the little game Ginny is playing with Harry. She sits on the side line waiting for Harry to wake up and see the truth. She didn't expect it to be soon after a game their house won. He finds Ginny with another guy in the closet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Crazy Inheritance by arashi wolf princess reviews
Harry found himself hating his sixteenth birthday after a small surprise of a creature inheritance. To say he's please to find himself looking for his mate and having a body guard thanks to a minor problem. Full summary inside, gift fic to kat100666.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Lucius M., Harry P.
Wisdom Teeth by The Girl Of Destiny reviews
Sabrina has to get her wisdom teeth removed. After the operation, the amnesia causes her to say some loopy stuff...even to spill some secrets! A HILARIOUS story. Rated T just in case.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sabrina G.
Debtors and Collectors by MizSphinx reviews
FIN. When Lucius is found half-dead, Hermione is tempted to finish the job that Fate intended. Instead, she saves his life thus binding him to a life debt. Now it's up to Hermione to collect her repayment. And collect it she will. Disregards epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,426 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Vanas Opportunis by Dena Gray reviews
Title change to not confuse w/another fic! Snape gets an itch every once in a while and uses an illegal potion on seventh year girls to relieve it, until that seventh year girl is Hermione. lil'OOC, alot A/U, Graphic and Immoral. Truly complete now
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,556 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spiritual Heirs by Phoenix Burst reviews
Post OotP. Harry inherits more than gold from Sirius and his parents. Now he must train to fight Voldemort while fighting against Dumbledore's manipulations. Full Summary inside. Slight Dumbledore Weasley bashing. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,886 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Astounding Stupidity of Optimism by The Fifth Antagonist reviews
Harry Potter hoped the Chamber of Secrets would be the end of it. Minerva McGonagall hoped a letter would be enough. Petunia Dursley hoped that she would eventually receive forgiveness. Tom Riddle doesn't remember how to hope. slash: TMR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Fairytale Curse by BiSciFiGuy reviews
Draco's situation may not be ideal but he is happy, until a mystery man in black robes enters his life. One-Shot. Visiting characters from other categories as usual. This is an AU fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rather a Snake then a Lion by Kat100666 reviews
Working on a spell with his new friend Draco something happens that sends Harry back in time to his parents seventh year, the 18 yr old wizard learns some things that pull him closer to a man who in his time hates him with a passion Check out Wolf Play.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,439 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A little thing you Ought to know by Alacrity123 reviews
Ginny and Hermione have a fight that leads to some interesting revelations. WARNING-FEMMESLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Picture Perfet Lion by Kitty mama reviews
Tired of not having the one he loves Harry uses Colin's camara to take some... personal photos and then gives them to the one he loves. Is that love returned?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Colin C., Harry P. - Complete
Tangled : The Witch's Return by Cristal-san reviews
In which Vanille, the daughter of Rapunzel and Flynn, causes the reappearance of Mother Gothel. Trapped in the high tower, how will the new princess save her kingdom? Chapter 2's sequel up.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
Two Vampires and a Mental Patient by fiberkitty reviews
Edward and Jasper have been together for nearly seven decades. When their blood-filled hedonistic lifestyle is challenged by the addition of Jasper's nineteen year old mental patient, who will survive? AU ExJ, JxA, ExJxA Written for FGB auction: dtav.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,799 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Remote by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half. WARNINGS: bad language, bickering and EXPLICIT AND MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT. Like, a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love the Way You Lie by cece1090 reviews
After years of unresolved everything, we were settling it all now. After years and years of constantly hurting each other and being hurt we were at our breaking point. It was in this moment all would be decided. We were either going to make it or die out.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Lizzie M., Edwin V. - Complete
Everything Looks Different by Miss Quartermain reviews
Before there was Rapunzel and Flynn Rider, there was a young prince and princess, who fell in love through very interesting circumstances. This is the story of how they met and fell in love. King/Queen pairing. Pre-film.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,662 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - The King, The Queen
Finally by Amplify. Your. Imagination reviews
Harry walks in on something that breaks his heart. He runs. Ten years later, see what happens when they finally meet again. Will he have a choice in staying away for much longer? slash, threesome, OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/19/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Locket by arashi wolf princess reviews
On Harry's First Birthday he receive a gift that's a locket with two babies inside, one of the babies is him while the other is his first best friend. Years later he learns from his two godfathers he's betroth to Blaise Zabini who he meets later on wher
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Blaise Z., Harry P. - Complete
My Beautiful Raven by Kitty mama reviews
What if Harry was a very Rare Creature? What if he was a Domenent determand do save his Mate?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sirius' Savior by Silverfawkes reviews
AU Sirius took Harry that night and left. What happened after that is my story. ?able Dumbledore Sirius OOC Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 68 - Words: 179,902 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Bad Boy by arashi wolf princess reviews
Harry is stuck in Detention where he finds a shocking surprise of Salazar Riddle who is there as well. What will Harry have to go through to survive the detention with his tormentor? Salazar Riddle/Harry, Reincarnated Sal, Fluff, lemon, request
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Salazar S., Harry P. - Complete
Cupcake by arashi wolf princess reviews
Tom never been so annoyed with his best friend eating a cupcake. What's so erotic eating it? Simple if it's the boy you have a crush on for years and in the same house at school? That's his life and wishing Harry could stop eating that cupcake to kiss him
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Secert Admirer by Starlightchick reviews
What happens when Sabrina starts getting notes in her locker from a Secert someone? What happens when Puck gets some too? Prom is a month away and neither has a date and both hate each other. Will they ever be togther? Sorry I'm really bad a summeries.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,165 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Flower Glow by Miss Quartermain reviews
Flynn/Eugene didn't survive Gothel's fatal stabbing because Rapunzel's tear didn't fall on his cheek. Now Rapunzel has to find out how best to survive without her loveable thief. AU Flynn/Rapunzel. Don't worry, I won't make it too sad.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,545 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Bella's Revenage by VampLover100 reviews
Bella get revenage on Edward. Major Lemon. I own nothing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Beginning: Alice & Jasper by happyflowers2907 reviews
"The vison was of a man. He was gorgeous. But he was lost and needed someone to put him back on the right track."- Alice. R&R re-edited
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,463 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Speak Now by RandomnessIsMyThing reviews
Chad Dylan Cooper is getting married, but it isn't to Sonny. So Sonny is determined to be there when the preacher says, "Speak now." SONGFIC CHANNY :D
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Perfect by Lauren94 reviews
AU/AH. Chloe is just a regular high school junior, trying to figure things out and pass math. Derek, brooding, intimidating and the last person she expected, becomes her math tutor. But, at the end of the day, they might be exactly what the other needs.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,408 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Two Halves by Starlightchick reviews
Two Girls-One Twist. Soul and Celeste, two girls nothing in common, except for the fact that there both half-bloods. But of what god? Annabeth and Piper come closer and closer to a truth that scares. What will happen to these 2 girls?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010
Not Quite Christmas Shoes by fiberkitty reviews
Doctor Carlisle Cullen becomes enchanted with the strength of heart he finds in his patient. Following the Influenza-ridden young man through the streets of Chicago, he is determined to save him. Written for Make the YuleTwi'd Gay fic exchange. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 8,829 - Follows: 10,339 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Raven by LittlelazyCat reviews
When a mysterious girl shows up in Ferryport landing, will she bring new mysteries for the Grimm family to solve? Puckabrina moments. Mild language.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
Getting Back Up by hpgirl4ever reviews
Ron and Harry are dating, but they aren't the happy couple they appear to be; what will happen when Draco starts noticing Harry's bruises? Will he be too late, will Ron's abuse go too far to where even Draco can't save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,587 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
West Coast Flirt by the-ivory-keys reviews
Mandie Akeman had everything. Beauty, Money, Guys. What happens when she meets the hottest guy she's ever seen? Flirting is her weapon for the hunt…and her unknown path of destruction.
Flirt series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010
Harry Prongs Tatum by Silverfawkes reviews
on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 3,456 - Follows: 4,085 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
Baby Rose! by Shaymeon Ivashkov reviews
The gang are out at the mall one day when they get attacked by striogi. No body's hurt but their's certaintly a diffrence in rose. well for starters she's a cute 7 month old baby! how will everyone deal with the badass Rose Hathaway as a cute little baby?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,019 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Tangled Inception by xXxLostBunnyxXx reviews
What if there is more to a 'Disney-fied' happy ending? Combining the works of Disney's Tangled with the original tale by Brothers Grimm. There will be revenge and an inception. Mother Gothel returns with a vengeance to fulfill, in Rapunzel's dreams.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - M. Gothel, Rapunzel
Confession to Lion by arashi wolf princess reviews
Giving Harry a series of small notes describing his traits and qualities, Draco watches in the sidelines as the other figures out whom it is. He has the whole day before his admirer could reveal himself. Could it be who he wants? request fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ball Gown by arashi wolf princess reviews
Finding his love's strange fetish of him wearing women clothes goes farther then usual for a ball when he has to wear a dress. Only is he being hit on by his lover but also his lover's son on how cute he is. Rest of Summary inside, Request fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Looking For Love by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shining Rainbow by TolkienNerd4832 reviews
Many years ago, young Eugene was sepearted from his sister. A girl whom he loved dearly. Believeing her to be dead, he went on with his life, took on the name 'Flynn Rider', and got married to Rapunzel. But what will happen when his Rainbow shows up again
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Snowflakes by arashi wolf princess reviews
Salazar reincarnated into the present as Tom Riddle's son takes his love out in the snow. He watch the snowflakes surrounding Harry at that moment and glad to have him. Request fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by AkashaTheKitty reviews
A killer is on the loose, preying on Muggle-born witches marrying pure-blood wizards. This calls for an elaborate - or rather simple, really - scheme!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,413 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
No More Pretending by cece1090 reviews
I know this is the worst mistake I could ever make. I can take many things, I can take being called an idiot, I can take being called selfish, but I can't take and won't take being told I don't know what love is. London oneshot. Good ending. Slight lang.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2010 - London T., Zack M. - Complete
Forgotten Confession by Leafless-trees reviews
Damon's waiting for Elena in her bedroom. He has to do this. It's the best thing for everybody. It's one of many, but I couldn't help myself. 2x08 'Rose' Delena ONE-SHOT
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Baby Mama Drama by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 5,568 - Follows: 6,049 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Something There by RockerChick08 reviews
Short One-shot! There's something there. You can't deny it, they can't deny it, CW can't deny it! As much as Bamon is passionate, sexy, and RIGHT, there's something passionate and sexy about Stefonnie as well. There's something there. R&R! Bonnie/Stefan
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,392 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bonnie B., Stefan S. - Complete
It All Started With A Visit To Gringotts by jadedragon36 reviews
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends. Powerful Harry. Mild Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 428,262 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Time Turner by mano95 reviews
When my crazy mind gets bored and has sugar, I write about random stuff. Harry and his pals go back in time and Harry gets to meet his parents. One-shot and not much of a plot but whatever...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4271 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 3,008 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hang in There, Baby by FalselyTrue reviews
Charlie is nearly 16 years old. When she stumbles upon a box of videos in the attic from a girl claiming to be her big sister, Charlie wants to get to the bottom of it. Who is this mysterious Teddy, and why does no one want to tell her about Teddy?
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Charlie D. - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
There are two things to know about Harry Potter. One: He kicks ass. Two: No one cares. Why? Because Daniel Potter is the Boy Who Lived. Badass Horcruxes. A Year 7 fic with lots of twin fic elements. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6892 - Favs: 6,515 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Enemies Forgotten by hpgirl4ever reviews
Harry is being driven crazy by an overly clingy Ginny, Draco just dumped Pansy. See how the two long time enemies get over their past and slowly fall in love. Written for pick a number any number challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,014 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Wrong Choice by cece1090
"You have a whole life ahead of you. And you're going to just throw it away. Can't you see that I'd trade everything I have to be you? You have the choice that I didn't have, and you're choosing wrong!" Rosalie goes back to the beginning of it all. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Rosalie - Complete
Stuck in Volterra by Onwind reviews
Victoria created over a hundred newborn vampires to help her kill me. The good news: The Cullens have a plan to trick her and will hide me somewhere safe. The bad news: The safe place is Volterra and I got Caius for a babysitter. Kill me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,432 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Caius, Bella - Complete
Sorry, You're A WHAT? by Lily Hastings-Salvatore reviews
Sequel to Sorry, Did you say Isabel Swan? Bella's new friend Angela has a secret, and Bella will stop at nothing to find it out. Figuring out dark secrets, Bella realises life isnt really as sane as people think it is. ExB Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,155 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sugar levels by NickJisoffMYchain reviews
What if Harry Potter had Diabetes? Would this change the way the Dursley's looked at him? What about the Wizarding World? Please read and review! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,010 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Midnight Sun by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun... Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash, Het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,303 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Challenge Fic by mano95 reviews
Tom finds himself in the future without knowing how to get back. He finally figures it out, but it is not easy to do. My first one-shot Edit: My friends Zana and Harry challenged me to make this longer, so I will be posting one based off of this soon
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bast's Heir by arashi wolf princess reviews
Harry learns there's more to his family then meets the eye. He finds out about the marriage contract with Severus who turns out to be his mate. Things are never simple for Harry now having demigod to go along with the Boy-who-lived. chapters 1-4 revise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,180 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Three Of Us! by persephone-kore2593 reviews
Jake's pissed off about the way he's being treated, can he get his mates' to understand and what will they do to make it up to him. SLASH. Paul/Jake/Sam.Just a little, filthy Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,226 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Jacob, Sam - Complete
Lord of the Wind by teddylonglong reviews
By chance, Harry discovers his Animagus abilities. At the age of nine, he flashes himself to Hogwarts in his phoenix form, hoping for a better life. Will he succeed? AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, adoption, de-aged!Minerva, An Animagus story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 235,424 - Reviews: 5675 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Falling by cece1090 reviews
You were always running, falling and coming back home because home is wherever Justin is. Oneshot. Rated T for incest.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Harry James Potter and the Power of a Prodigy by StarLight Massacre reviews
What would life be like if Harry was a prodigy? If his family was still alive, but think that Harry is dead? Will Harry accept his family if or when he goes to Hogwarts? Will he accept his destiny as the chosen one or will he shun it? Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,428 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Don't Forget by RandomnessIsMyThing reviews
It's been two weeks since Sonny and Chad broke up. Both have been taking it pretty hard. When Chad goes to ask for Sonny to forgive him, he overhears her singing. My first fanfic. CHANNY!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Unexpected family by kitty143 reviews
harry finds out that he has an older brother, but it isn't who you expected it to be.find out what happens to this new family in harry's sixth year.HPDM SLASH! Adopted from Lady Shinigami2. First 2 chaps are all hers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Only Exception by cece1090 reviews
Alex Russo had never believed in love but finds out they she is willing to take the risk on a certain someone hoping that's not too late. Based on the song. Please R&R
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3568 - Favs: 5,992 - Follows: 3,460 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Don't Tell Dad I'm Dating A Malfoy by Fairy Roses reviews
Scorpius asks Rose out on a date but the boys in her family will do anything to keep the two of them apart. After encouragement from Lily, however, Rose takes a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,095 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Showers and Shenanigans by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. All Harry wants is a nice, relaxing shower during which he will most certainly not think about Draco Malfoy. Easy, right? Warnings for mature sexual content and rogue shampoo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pretty Little Wizard by fiberkitty reviews
When Draco is sent by Lucius to secure a treaty between the Malfoys and Area 5, his world is turned inside out. Spin-off of my one-shot The Sheriff and the Cowboy. Eric Northman/Draco Malfoy/Jasper Whitlock slashy fluff AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Draco M., Eric - Complete
Shadows by SammyMcSamSam reviews
Danger lurks...five strange cats invade the clans and threaten to attack. What is their reason for coming? Is it really what they say? The hostility between Stormclan and Duskclan grows...Will four young cats from the clans stop them, or will they fail?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 6,555 - Follows: 6,429 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Experience by SnippyandSnarky reviews
UPDATED AT LAST! Re-edited, reposted and a brand new chapter. Virginal Hermione wants some experience, but Draco and Harry are fighting over who's going to give it to her. Who will win?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,649 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Tempting Pleasure by arashi wolf princess reviews
Harry gets a wild surprise from his friends in the form of Tom Riddle as a teenager instead of lord Voldemort who got captured after the war. He is shock of the raw emotions the other causes with in him. Full summary inside,Au Tom/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Illusions by NanaMun reviews
Part III of Sleep. JacobxEdward. Is the enemy of my enemy my friend, or my enemy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,529 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
A Second Chance by rednekS reviews
The war is over, however not all went to plan. Many died. Too many. Harry and his friends are some of the few survivors of the Order of the Phoenix, and after the war, attempt to live normal lifes. However, it seems fate doesn't want them to. Post-OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,092 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Black, Gray and White by intellectualseeker reviews
6th year AU - Harry disappears the night before the students leave for the summer holidays after 4th year and the tri-wizard tournament. 2 years later he's back, but a lot has changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,037 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
You Belong With Me by cece1090 reviews
Sonny's been on So Random for some time now and has really become good friends with Chad. Sadly she realizes that she has fallen for him when he belongs to someone else. Oneshot. Please r&r!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Sorry,Did you say Isabel Swan? by Lily Hastings-Salvatore reviews
Set in New moon after Edward Leaves. After Edward leaves what do you think will happen if Bella befriends the forks kids instead of Jake? A year later, The cullens return to find a very different Bella, or should i say isabel? my second fanfic. Review !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,247 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Untitled Life by SammyMcSamSam reviews
Those who have read all of the books know what happened, right? What happened between the lines, though? What changes could happen if one single person was sent to the time period of Severus Snape? Snape fans, here's something you'll love to hear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,705 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Severus S., Draco M.
The good, the bad and the fluffy by Heart of punks reviews
Looking for fluffiness? I got right here! All about our favorite couple, Puck and Sabrina! all one shots, just made into a mini one shot story! Read it, you know you wan to.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11375 - Favs: 10,769 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cub of Mine by arashi wolf princess reviews
Lily and James gone out for their one year anniversary ask if Remus or Sirius is able to watch their son, Harry. Remus volunteers to the watch the baby since he’s the only one out of the Marauders who really haven’t watch the boy on his own. summ. inside
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
February Fifteenth by lulu halulu reviews
Valentine’s day. What a joke. What a complete waste of time. Chris/Clarisse and slight Percabeth. One-Shot Challenge: Week 6
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Clarisse R. - Complete
In Plain Sight by melissophobia reviews
When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry's id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin. Au after book 5. Beta'd by Graenr!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,693 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Thank You Lord Voldemort by Resqgal reviews
In Harry's seventh year a curse Voldemort creates has unexpected consequences. HPSS Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,258 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/26/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Christmas for the Grimms by Heart of punks reviews
Well, Like I promised, heres a new fanfic! It's a little late in timing, but its still good! PuckXSabrina, Duh!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
The Newtonian Laws of Gravity by AneleTiger reviews
Imprinting. "It's so hard to describe. It's not like love at first sight, really. It's more like gravity moves. When you see her suddenly it's not the earth holding you there anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her." Jared. Embry. Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,001 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,622 - Follows: 4,557 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Kitten by Seom reviews
Hermione is turned into a kitten with a potion gone wrong. What happens when Severus Snape finds her and not knowing that she really is a student keeps her as a pet? HGSS LAST CHAPTER POSTED! YES FOLKS! THE END! NOOOO!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,896 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Olympus on Romance by lulu halulu reviews
The gods of Olympus have just found out that Percy and Annabeth are dating. Uh oh! Percabeth! Oneshot. Post TLO!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Love's Promise by envious-ema reviews
*REPOST* Just a story about Harry and Draco and how they fall in love! warnings: this is Slash boy/boy, HP/DM, EWE, OC's, romance, fluff, WAFF, Flangst, rated M for language and boys smexin! ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,850 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mudblood Exchange by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hogwarts is offering an extra credit program for muggleborns to spend the summer with half or pure blood families. Hermione signs up of course, but wasn't expecting to spend it with a family of slytherins. DM/HG. OOC warning.Now being Beta'd by Fearlover
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,504 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Playing Cupid by fiberkitty reviews
After discovering the joy in helping others, Jasper sets out to make Valentine's Day memorable for young couples in Forks. Jasper/Alice, AU, slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Full Spa Treatment by fiberkitty reviews
Rosalie attends a work conference with fiance Royce, only to meet a sexy masseur who offers her a glimpse at a life she thought unavailable to her. He provides new meaning to the phrase "full spa treatment." Emmett x Rosalie AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,402 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Forgive Me, Father by fiberkitty reviews
After Jasper slips up again, Carlisle decides that Jasper and Alice must leave. Jasper learns that when he offers to do anything to earn Carlisle's forgiveness, he'd best mean anything. Slash and femslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER A MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10393 - Favs: 5,304 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Family Can Go, but My Love Stands by hpgirl4ever reviews
Remus and Sirius feel perfect together, but what happens when family gets involved, hexes fly, James wins Lily, and peter gets bloated? Love conquers all, but can their nerves and emotions stand it all?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,223 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Nightmare by WithDemonWings reviews
A multi-chap follow-up to Darkness. Harry has fallen ill, what has Dumbledore done now? Slash. Mentions of violence, swearing, callous humour I think and overused plot cliches. HP/DM, RL/SS, CW/LM. Now with creature!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,450 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silver and Cold by xXDancerintheDarkXx reviews
It's christmas break on Privet drive, as Harry finds out is not only residence to one wizard. Draco has a secret that puts him to shame. HarryXDraco, Slight AU, First instalation to the Unamed Arc. Lemon/lime
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,859 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cheshire's Grin by MrWriterWriter reviews
Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any different, he had to find that collar. Independant/SemiCreatureHarry. Bashings. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Harry P.
Here Without You by WithDemonWings reviews
Harry refuses to accept the truth about his husband, Draco. It's only when Severus brings photo evidence that Harry starts to accept. Starts out as HP/DM ends with SS/HP with a side dish of LM/RL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Manor Husbands by Slytherin'sNotebook reviews
The End Of The Forbidden Series :O Set 15 Years Since They Entered The Hall :D Enjoy ! HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shrieking Secrets by Slytherin'sNotebook reviews
Sequel to 'Forbidden Pleasures' can be read alone ...Slytherin response to 'Draco's' robes and a Hogsmeade trip - what could happen? HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,277 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews
Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Forbidden Pleasures by Slytherin'sNotebook reviews
Harry and Draco land themselves in detention and Snape sends them to the Forbidden Forest for a root he needs, Harry and Draco alone in the forest...what could happen? DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 5,330 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Stuck in wonderland! by Heart of punks reviews
Sabrina gets stuck in Puck's room! I wonder how this will turn out, will they kill each other? Or will something happen? FIND OUT NOW! One-shot
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Falling by Joy Cutting reviews
In the heat of battle, Hermione is flung back in time. Struggling to adjust, she meets the one person she least expected, the one person she seeks to destroy, the one man she will ultimately learn to love. AU after Half-Blood Prince. HGTR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,331 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
A Father's Sin by Severitus reviews
Secrets, prophecies, animagi, and the Serpent‘s Children--a dark secret is revealed that will change Harry and Snape’s lives forever. But will it be for good, or for evil?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 173,409 - Reviews: 3988 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/18/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Puppy LOVE! by Heart of punks reviews
puck wants Sabrina to admitt that she is in love with him, so how will our favorite little fairy boy make that happen? PUCKxSABRINA!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fight against Fate by Amberile reviews
In a freak accident, during the ultimate battle, 21 year old Harry is send back through time and space to that fateful day on Halloween. This is the story about Harry’s desperate fight against Fate to save his friends and this new world he is now in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,688 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
Lagoon love! by Heart of punks reviews
It's hot in ferry port landing, so sabrina and daphne decide to go swimming, In puck's lagoon! P.s. Puck goes shirt less for all you Puck fans!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Harry Potter and the Difference of Time by The Black Iris reviews
Harry Potter’s life has been an incredible journey, but his death will be even more incredible. Harry Potter dies and is sent back in time to rewrite his history. What will he change? How will he cope? Complete: NotSlash, NoPairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 210,627 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Big brother by Heart of punks reviews
This is a heart warming moment between Puck and Daphne. Pucks the hero, for all you Puck fans. A liitle puck sabrina at th end, but its mostly for Puck and Daphne. SO ENJOY!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Daphne G., Puck - Complete
The Three Lives of Luke Castellan by greenconverses reviews
Thalia Grace encounters Luke Castellan's soul trice over five hundred years. She thinks it might be a conspiracy, but as they say, death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it a little while. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Futurefic, Thalia/Luke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Meet The McCartys by bronzehairedgirl reviews
Emmett enjoys telling Bella about his human life. A series of one shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,168 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Emmett
A Flirtation Interpretation by ShadowPalace reviews
Ever wondered how Percy might have learned how to flirt in between BoTL and TLO? Well, this is the story of when Paul taught Percy a thing or two about how to flirt with girls.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
Veritaserum and Slytherins don't mix by hpgirl4ever reviews
See how Albus Severus and Scorpius get together thanks to the help of some very cruel pranksters. And just where does poor Professor Longbottom fit into all of this? Written for the lovely Just-A-Kid-1993!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Love potion by Heart of punks reviews
Everyone is tired of puck and sabrina fighting. but what happens when Daphne slips them both a love potion? Things go from bad to....well,just embarising! Puckabrina!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Thunderstorm by Heart of punks reviews
what happens when the families away,and Sabrina and Puck are left alone?...
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
baby, your wish is my command by Acaylee reviews
Ready or not, Kinomoto Sakura, this genie's going to make all your wishes come true. ‹AU / SxS›
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,190 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
The Long Run by the wild semicolon reviews
Another Puckabrina oneshot. Ferryport Landing gets an arcade. :o
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
As long as you want me by gilcrust reviews
Zoey and Stark sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 4,866 - Follows: 4,672 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Nightmares by NanaMun reviews
Part II of Sleep. Once love settles in, what arises? EdwardxJacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,639 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione Granger falls through the Mirror of Erised, and her Slytherin double ends up at Hogwarts. Her whole world is upended and reversed. The hated Albus Dumbledore is the Headmaster of Hogwarts, and that honeybun Snape . . . he's a bloody Slytherin!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 159,650 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Year of Changes by redfrog reviews
Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,541 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Little Sister by Tori of Lorien reviews
He did not think he could control his thirst. She was intimidated by him. But when Jasper helps Bella to study for her history test, he realizes that she means more to him than he ever thought she would. She wasn't just a human; she was family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 3,146 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Sleep by NanaMun reviews
Part I of IV. What if Twilight happened without Bella? What if Jacob and Edward weren't brought together by hate, but by love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,050 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Papa Bear by NanaMun reviews
Edward knows Emmett's little secret. Can he confront him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
And Still Can't Stop Hoping by Samantha Aswad reviews
AU: Neville was named the Boywholived. Harry’s mother died giving birth to him and his father blames him for her death. And if you already have an heir in your family who really needs someone like Lucas Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,656 - Reviews: 2824 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 3,087 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Because You're Worth It by whippasnappa reviews
“I swear, if you walk out that door, we’re over!” Harry doesn't trust Draco's new friend. Not. One. Bit. Something about the way he looks at Draco just doesn't sit right with Harry. Thier relationship becomes shaky as they argue more and more. HarryxDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,546 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cards by Mord-Sith Rahl reviews
For years Harry made his parents cards on Mothers’ Day and Fathers’ Day, and now he has someone else to make one for. AU after OP. Snape-adopts-Harry. Fathers' Day is way passed but oh well! Enjoy the journey to parent-child love on Daddy's Day anyways!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,131 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Innocence by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella discovers an unexpected attraction, one that will change her very world and turn her life upside down. Rated M for girl/girl sex. AU, All-Human. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Disturbing by amberdowny reviews
Josh comes to a disturbing realization…slash
Drake & Josh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Life From the Start by LunaParvulus reviews
COMPLETE! A botched up de-aging potion and Harry suffers from the results. Now, Draco is hands full of one adorable Harry. What if Draco came to like Harry in his baby-state? Can both pretend nothing happened when Harry is back to normal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,080 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A New Life by darknessmolded reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort in his own world but is so scared that he will hurt someone with his new powers that he wishes himself away and sends himself to an alternate universe where he has a second chance to live his life. Warning:yaoi harryomc mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,732 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., James P.
Elevator Love by Acaylee reviews
What goes up doesn’t necessarily come down. He’s her new boss, and she’s just ripped off a part of his pants. [SxS]
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
One of the Guys by Fairy Roses reviews
Do you have that one guy friend? You know. You turn to him for advice. He turns to you. Best friends. You're like one of the guys, he says. Oh. Did I happen to mention that you're totally in love with him? She smiles sadly as she says, I know. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,574 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Friend or Foe by Niger Aquila reviews
To what length would Harry go to keep his promise? Harry goes back home and is about to start his fifth year in Hogwarts 'again'. He is confused and doesn't know what to do with Voldemort anymore. Are they friends? Or foes? Sequel to Learn from History
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,380 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Redemption of the Black Sisters by jon3776 reviews
One sister had a soul consumed by the darkest magics.Another was lost in a loveless marriage.Neither had expected the life they had ended up with and in the quiet of their souls they wanted a second chance. Now they have one. PostOOTP HarryBellaNarcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,309 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,097 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13401 - Favs: 7,257 - Follows: 6,065 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hermione Granger and the Sleepless Nights by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
A coming-of-age tale, in which the brightest witch of her age learns about sex & love from excellent teachers. A Gryffindor for a reason: Hermione is nothing if not daring... SBRLHG/FWGWHG/HGLL/hints of HGSS. Slash, het, & femmeslash, sometimes graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 4943 - Favs: 7,014 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Passing Notes by Iago96 reviews
Harry recieves a note and a lecture. Why? ONESHOT HPSS COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Matchmaker by Joy Cutting reviews
Complete!You thought one Snape was bad? What happens when the Potion Master’s twin shows up and starts plotting? Severus and Hermione never stood a chance. SSHG. Response to 'Twins' challange at WIKTT.Rating back down, M content not posted on ff.n.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,117 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
All Along by Acaylee reviews
She wasn't supposed to get kidnapped. She wasn't supposed to be sold to her kingdom's enemy. And she wasn’t supposed to fall in love with him. SxS
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
King of Yesterday by Put My Earmuffs On The Cookie reviews
COMPLETE "Get off Hermione, or I will kill you." Voldemort looked up at Harry, his human features rapidly unfurling revealing the old Tom Riddle. "Kill me then."A TRHG story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,276 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Discombobulated by Jiggy'N'FairPhili reviews
Harry is discombobulated. Leather, burning solution, Ginny's chest and Draco Malfoy? It's all just too much! Slash HPDM. Cowritten by Psycho Hippy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Golden Opportunities by Messrmarauder017 reviews
The war is over. The light won. Albus now calls an 18 year old Harry Potter into his office with an offer.[WARNING! I've been told to note that this story contains SLASH!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,188 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., James P.
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Four Queens by luvtwilight reviews
What if Edward leaves and Bella gets changed and told she is destined to be queen. What if Edward also fell in love with the enemies second in command? Can she really kill her love, or can she change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
Light on the Dark Side of Me by cocoa-snape reviews
Harry comes into his sexuality & discovers he wants Snape. Intense occlumency lessons pull these 2 together, but is Snape too troubled or too dark to return HP's affections? DE meetings & Dumbledore stir the already boiling pot, HPSS Slash, Angst COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,522 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Skin Deep by Vingilot reviews
Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works Harry is removed to Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth. Severitus. Written PreHBP HarryBill
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 231,238 - Reviews: 2956 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 659 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Ms-Figg reviews
Severus Snape is not ready to be a father, and when a onenight stand with 20 year old Hermione Granger results in pregnancy, he refuses to take care of or acknowledge the child. Eleven years later Mathias Granger enters Slytherin house. The fun starts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 310,224 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
True Confessions by Bratling reviews
An answer to Potions and Snitches' Abused Harry challenge and Severitus's challenge. Secrets are sometimes meant to be shared, and sharing those secrets can sometimes change lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,322 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blood Is Thicker Than Tears by atruwriter reviews
Draco's entire world is turned upside down when he's told his parents are not the Malfoy's. Struggling not to be killed and to become close with his brother he falls in love with one of his worst enemies, his brother's best friend. Sum inside. R&R Ch61
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 420,484 - Reviews: 3107 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 4/14/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Second Chance: The Rewrite by S.L reviews
The war in his world is over: Harry Potter, tired of fighting, uses a spell that will take him to a new world, where his parents, and friends are alive, but where he died as a baby. Is this new start too good to be true?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,251 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., James P.
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Shaun Snape, Age 8 by teacherbev reviews
Summary: Part 3 in the Growing Up Snape series. Shaun is now 8 years old and dealing with his father Severus, loose Death Eaters, Merlin and magic. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,422 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Second Chance by Paw Print Pajamas reviews
Harry Potter is given a gift for his birthday that allows him to have a second chance at his life. AU. Spoilers 1 through 5. Minor HBP spoilers. Cowritten by Nemi Jade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,147 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
I've Moved On by luvtwilight reviews
Edward left and Bella is married to someone else. What happeneds when Edward finds Bella with some other guy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,103 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006
Growing Up Snape by teacherbev reviews
AU Sequel to Snape's Invisible Friend. The continuing story of ShaunHarry beginning directly after SIF, summer that Shaun turns 5. Play groups, temper tantrums, Sirius Black. Can Snape survive without killing someone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,699 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Child of Mine by Lina Inverse the Dramata reviews
Because of a mismade potion, Harry is now defenselss, and Snape is ordered to take care of him. Chapter 17 Now Up! Harry goes to Hogsmeade! But why did Draco want to take him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,451 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 2/5/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Drunk and Victorious by Ariande reviews
An end of the year party is disrupted. A drunken Harry achieveshis destiny and claims his reward. After he completely embarresses himself. Ignores HBP. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Six years to life by Laume reviews
Another kidfic! Snape is revealed as a spy and Voldemort tries to make him see the error of his ways by turning him into a six year old and sending him back to Hogwarts. Meanwhile, Harry escapes the Dursleys...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,932 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Reclaim by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Abandon! In love with the man he’s expected to kill and member of the esteemed Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter must fight in a war in which he is divided. Can he lead his world to peace? –Tom/Harry, AU, OOC, SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, noHBP–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,676 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Stag in the Headlights by Tessandra reviews
Summer before 7th year, Lily finds an injured stag in her yard which later turns into an injured James in her bedroom. The blackmail potential is huge. LoveHate. Arrogant James, Fiery Lily. Yes, you want to read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,089 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3659 - Favs: 5,120 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 265,689 - Reviews: 3345 - Favs: 3,816 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Snow by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
There are many ways to say I love you.Two boys create their own peaceful bliss in the depths of a snowy night. DMHP slash, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Hardest Thing by Reese Craven reviews
[ON HOLD]16 year old Harry Potter is sent back to the Dursley's again and forced to write daily letters telling the order everythings alright. But its not and it has to do with a secret he's been keeping. What does it have to do with Severus Snape? And Wh
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Spiritus Crystalus by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] Sequel to Dumbledore's Army. 7th year including final battle. Ships! HG RH SSOC RLNT, Rated M for language, for mild sexual situations and for violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 221,227 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Otherside by MaxFic reviews
AU. Picks up near the end of OotP. Harry saw Sirius fall into the veil after being stunned by Bellatrix Lestrange. What would happen if he ran in after him? No Pairings yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Harry P.
Dumbledore's Army by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] 6th Year. Harry distrusts Dumbledore, he transforms the DA in anticipation of the coming war. Ships! HPGW HGRW RLNT SSOC. Pranks and Humor, angst. OOTP Spoilers. Rated M for language, violence and mild sexual situations in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 198,481 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
HandMeDown Clothes by Quillitch reviews
AU: "By Merlin, Albus! That boy must be moved!" What if Dumbledore took Harry away from no.4 Privet Drive, with its perfectly pruned shrubs and colour co-ordinated flower beds, to somewhere he could call home...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,271 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sinfully Sweet by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
[ONE SHOT!] Fighting again, Draco? Well, this time the punishment is Sinfully sweet. HD slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Desire by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
One-Shot, HPDM slash.- Two boys who have a great passion for eachother meet secretly one night in a room hidden in the dark hallways of Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bleeding Romantics by Dramaphile reviews
Please, Harry, Malfoys don't do romance, we are much better suited for wild, kinky sex without any strings attached. NOTE: THIS STORY IS ESSENTIALLY ABANDONED. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,768 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Time Mage by MaxFic reviews
Completed - Harry finally understand the Power the dark lord knows not but now it is too late to use. Taking one final chance to succeed, Harry risks everything to secure a future. HarryGinny RonHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,939 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Malfoy Ambition by Goddess Blue reviews
WIP. HD slash. Deep within the Malfoy Gringott's vault lies an heirloom that's about to cause Draco a lot of trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,858 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Falling into Love by Arwen-Georgie-Skye reviews
Chapter 38 Up! When Hermione has a go on Harry's Firebolt one day, she falls into another time and discovers she must complete a task. She falls in love with a certain Marauder as well. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 66,542 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
My Enemy by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
(Complete!) Harry Potter arrives at Grimmauld Place only to find that a certain blonde Slytherin needs him more then he ever thought possible. (Warning: Slash, DMHP!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heated Flesh by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
One-shot. Draco can be very seductive… And he uses his skills to land a certain Gryffindor in his large, expensive bed. (Slash. DMHP)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Resolution by chrmisha reviews
SEQUEL to REDEMPTION. Hermione Granger struggles with her past and finds comfort in the arms of Severus Snape. I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,877 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Three Gryffindors and A Baby by Celeste reviews
An accident in Potions-where else?-turns Snape into an infant. Dumbledore in his glorious wisdom, and because it makes a nice plot, leaves him in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
What About Me by Sede2113 reviews
COMPLETE Ginny Weasley: the youngest and forgotten child. Not anymore, because this is about to change. Its time for Ginny to show her true colors and to prove to Harry that she's not just Ron's litte sister, in doing this she shocks the whole school
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,827 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Shattering by Goddess Blue reviews
WIP. HD slash. Sequel to 'Like Glass.' When you let love in and give it a chance to make you weak, can you withstand the pressure? Or will you shatter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,860 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Young Love by Seom reviews
Neville's potion goes from a hair growing potion to a youth potion. What happens when Snape gets a mouthful? HGSS COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,704 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Black Cadillac by Joy Cutting reviews
COMPLETE with EPILOGUE! The war rages on. But for two of wizarding kind's brightest minds, the time has come where survival is priority. Can they find escape together? Will they find it in one another? SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,600 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Next Ten Minutes by Goddess Blue reviews
HD slashy one-shot. 'The whole great hall was somber, as if someone had died. Or passed gas.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Homecoming by Annymc reviews
Eight years after the final battle, a reluctant, and slightly reclusive Harry comes back to teach at Hogwarts. SSHP Slash. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,423 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/30/2003 - Published: 6/23/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Soulmate's Story by Mysticalsoul reviews
Draco's lost something he truly loved, something that was unreplacable. Upon finding the MirrorofErised, he takes a trip to right the wrong and regain the treasure he lost, but in between, find strength and learn that the power of true love never fades.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,255 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 10/31/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Flight by Sushi1 reviews
In the darkest of all possible futures, the wizarding world has only one concern: survival.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Like Glass by Goddess Blue reviews
Complete. HD slash. Love makes people weak, like glass. Can Draco handle such weakness?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,241 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/23/2002 - Published: 8/5/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Today by Goddess Blue reviews
HD slashy one-shot. The final battle comes, and Harry knows that today is different from every other day. Today, he is different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Worthy by Annymc reviews
A little postliaison talk and reflection. HPSS Slash. Rrated. Shortfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Questions and Answers by Annymc reviews
Harry Potter has a lot of questions for Severus Snape. HPSS Slash. Shortfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How Dare You? by Annymc reviews
Sev and Harry are in love. What happens if their relationship is found out? Warning Slash. SSHP. Shortfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Retelling of Snow White by Lady Arianna1 reviews
Snow white is Amaranta, a princess whos father is remarrying.The stepmother has a personality, the dwarves are boys, and Amaranta DOESN'T sing to the squirrals. Please R&R!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2002 - Published: 2/1/2002
Heard The World Around by Sushi1 reviews
The first proper sequel to "Civil War". Ruby Alba Weasley is born - on Severus' birthday, of all days - and Harry drags Sev to go see her... with unexpected results.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
In The Doghouse by Sushi1 reviews
So, what really happened when Sirius found out his godson was sleeping with the Potions master? Intermediary piece for
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2002 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Here Comes The Snake by Sushi1 reviews
Lost in the Malfoy home, Snape finds a rather unobstructed view... SLASH M/M, Snape/Draco. Continued in "Shedding Skin".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2002 - Severus S., Draco M.
Welcome To My Nightmare by Sushi1 reviews
It's New Year's Eve. The costumes are chosen, the karaoke machine is working, and Sev and Harry have more than their share of nightmares...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Severus S., Harry P.
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