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Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 5,000 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Unthinkable by SerpentClara reviews
Moths tend to be attracted to flame. What if Hermione's need to prove the pure-bloods wrong about Muggle-borns like her turned into a need to prove herself to one of them, the most prejudiced of them all? The story of a brilliant but naive girl who fell in love with a Machiavellian, sociopathic bigot. Book based, not your typical LM/HG fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,593 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/6/2005 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Harry P., Draco M.
A Friend in Need by pizzamargherita reviews
Firefoot takes his master's love life into his own hooves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Eomer, Lothíriel] - Complete
Thunderstruck by Supernova Dragon Cat reviews
1980's AU. Hair Metal/Arena Rock SanSan. Straight-laced and a yuppie in the making, Sansa is dragged to a metal concert by Arya and Gendry where she captures the eye of the guitarist of the band Cannibal Star. Crude and lewd, Sandor is everything Sansa was certain she didn't want. Even with this unlikely match, sparks fly and misadventures ensue as they try to get their two world.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,293 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Arya S., Sansa S., Sandor C., Gendry
Gods and Monsters by Supernova Dragon Cat reviews
A few weeks shy of her 18th birthday, Sansa Stark has lived a charmed, quiet life. That is until one fateful night when her life is turned into a nightmare and she becomes entranced by a mysterious man, propelling her into the dark paradise of his world. Pulled deeper into the underworld of the crime syndicate of which he's both god and monster, can Sansa hold onto her innocence?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 397,127 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
Fire by tastewithouttalent reviews
"Sandor had never hated anything as much as he hated her." Sandor has learned how to survive in his world. Sansa upsets his balance.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Sandor C., Sansa S.] - Complete
Mother by crownthehound reviews
He had never known his mother, but he had his father, and that was alright.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Angels on A Rampage by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Seven years after Voldemort's fall, Severus is finally ready to abandon a life of wild promiscuity and settle down with a Good Witch. But he's the last Prince, and therefore just 'good' isn't good enough. Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy take it upon themselves to ascertain that she is, indeed, the Right Witch. In the end, it is the awesome power of Italian patisserie that saves the day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,843 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Thunder & Lightning by Lady Bluejay reviews
Asked to befriend Rohan's famous White Lady, Lothíriel has serious doubts as to whether a shield-maiden and a princess will get on. But she was not expecting any difficulty in being civil to the lady's brother and sparks fly from their first meeting. Worse than that however, she is led into a situation that threatens her very life. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,957 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
The exchange by maroucia reviews
In King's Landing, Sansa is about to be part of a well waited exchange. AU, T to begin with, M later.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,935 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Lack of Color by girloficeandfire reviews
AU in which Sandor doesn't desert during the Battle of the Blackwater; but he doesn't know about Sansa being forced to marry Tyrion until it happens. Joffrey then trolls and plots and insists that Sandor guard his uncle and new good-aunt...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 77,088 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S., Tyrion L., Doran M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
In His Face A Shining Light by Carryon14 reviews
On a bright day in spring Queen Lothiriel is abducted and taken to Harad so that she might atone for the crimes of Rohan. Back in Edoras, King Eomer finds to his astonishment that his loveless marriage is not what it seems. COMPLETE. Warning: minor character death, angst.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,820 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
A Man in Torment by congratsyou'vegrownasoul reviews
"Doom comes for you in your seventh year, wraps you in flaming shackles and brands you monstrous."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Arya S., Sandor C., Sansa S., Gregor C. - Complete
A Girl's Best Friend by kashicanhaz reviews
Sansa/Stranger. Having escaped from Petyr, Sansa takes her tired old mare to the Quiet Isle in hopes of trading her for a better steed. And indeed, there is a heavy courser there, black as night and foul-tempered like his former master once was, and like his master too in his affection for her. Inspired by Loquitur's treatment of Stranger.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C., Stranger - Complete
The Look by LadyTP reviews
Sandor rescues Sansa from a humiliating experience - or does he? Takes place in King's Landing during ACOK. (One-off story written in response to a prompt "something dub-con…anything")
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Thanks to Crookshanks by dragoon811 reviews
So before I walk down this aisle on my daddy's arm, I wanted to say thank you, Crookshanks. Thank you so much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/3/2013 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Crookshanks - Complete
A Clear View by starbird1 reviews
A retelling of Sandor and Sansa's conversation on the roof from Sandor's POV as well his reaction to her flowering and his feelings on the coming war. Notes: All bold dialogue and descriptive text is straight from GRRM. 4400 words. One-shot. Complete.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Rude Song by Lillia-Lillia reviews
It started out as a normal Sorting, just like any other year. But then the Sorting Hat got offensive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Sorting Hat, Albus D. - Complete
Sevenmas by starbird1 reviews
It's the holidays in King's Landing! And you know what that means: Secret Septon exchange! They've been in KL a year, having arrived just after Sevenmas last year. No one's dead, but there's tension. Sansa is aged up. Sandor/Sansa pairing. Warnings: a brief encounter with a forward man.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,914 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
The Lady of the Gift by The Moonmoth reviews
Hidden away in the Vale–Petyr Baelish's captive in all but name–Sansa Stark had often dreamt of the Hound. How she had longed for his ferocity to be turned to her protection. But it was a child's fantasy, one which she had put aside when it became clear that the only person who could save her was Sansa Stark. She had not thought to see him again. [Multiple TWs, see notes in Ch1].
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,812 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Armour Of Her Own Making by zsra187 reviews
The Hound smiles, that terrible grin that used to frighten her so much, and Sansa remembers Septa Mordane's words.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
The Art of Daydreaming by The Moonmoth reviews
In the Vale, Sansa starts daydreaming about the Hound. Remarkably life-like daydreams...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Life, By The Numbers by Delilah's Soliloquy reviews
When she thinks about her life, Wiress sees the numbers. They stand for more than anyone else could possibly understand. A series of vignettes from an extraordinary life. Rating is for episodes of violence in later chapters-hey, it's the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,314 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Wiress, Beetee - Complete
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 7241 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 160 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
A Picture of Tomorrow by inkfiction reviews
Moiraine comes upon Lan talking to Nynaeve after going through the ter'angreal. Book 4 The Shadow Rising.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Moiraine D., Lan - Complete
The First Time by Becka-Kaye reviews
A fluffy Hayffie one-shot about the evolution of their relationship from the very beginning...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,972 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
The Noticing of Lucy Weasley by Realmer06 reviews
Lucy Weasley was the most overlooked Weasley grandchild. Until she punched her cousin James in the face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Lucy W., Percy W. - Complete
A Most Auspicious Mistake by Acacia Carter reviews
Percy has everything under control. This is, perhaps, the reason why he is so out of sorts when he wakes up next to a beautiful woman and hasn't the slightest idea what to do next.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Revenge by Dusk Dreaming reviews
What does the Hat really think of Hogwarts students? Coarse language. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Flickering Flame by n00b-masta2112 reviews
After President Snow announces the twist to the 3rd Quarter Quell, the 75th Hunger Games, Haymitch faces more confrontations than he'd care to, especially in the midst of his own fear and realizations. He can't let the girl on fire flicker out. Language.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
Liminal by Cybrokat reviews
Severus Snape keeps running into a student playing piano. Why does he stop to listen, and how does she respond when she is asked to invite him when she plays? And what about Voldemort? Here there be fluff, romance, drama, and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 227,081 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Flaw in the Plan by PK9 reviews
Before the berries, the rule change, even Rue's flowers, he did something that no one had ever imagined in 73 years of Hunger Games, and so became a contender, until Katniss Everdeen ruined everything. The untold story of Landmine Boy from District 3.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,592 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Other tributes, Beetee - Complete
How Lucius Malfoy Accidentally Destroyed the World by Abused Wide Bellatris reviews
"Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a complete, four hundred and twenty seven volume set of encyclopedias?" Lucius's dream job brings about the apocalypse. Contains Time-Turner abuse, spearmint gum, a cosmic acid trip, and Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Lucius M., Luna L. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Understanding sympathy by SnapeSeraphin reviews
What if the Elder Wand hadn't just rebounded the Avada Kedavra curse on Voldemort? What if his death had been more slow and painful? One-shot. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Not Soldiers by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
Mace Windu faces a conundrum in the early stages of the war. Can the Jedi serve the Republic and remain Jedi? A story about Master Windu, Palpatine and what it means to be a Jedi.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/30/2011 - M. Windu, E. Palpatine - Complete
Post Tenebras, Lux by Loten reviews
"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 313,349 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Silver Wizard by Vekin87 reviews
Sequel to Albus Potter and the Rise of the Dark Alliance. Fifth story in my Albus Potter series. Reading the first four is practically a necessity at this point. Full summary is in my final author's note from Book 4. R&R and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,020 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Lucius Malfoy, Love God or Lucius Takes a Dip by Laurielove reviews
Like I said, Lucius takes a dip. A parody, spoof, whatever you want to call it. A good example of how not to write, but if you want to read it I suppose it's LM/HG and, yes, it has some M content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eyes by alkin reviews
Moiraine misses little. A collection of scenes written during tFoH. Moiraine/Asmodean
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Asmodean, Moiraine D. - Complete
Matters of the Heart by Dagorloth reviews
3 Chapters and Epilogue. Moiraine had never seen that look in Lan's eyes or that tone in his voice. And it frightened her. How could something as innocent as falling in love with a village Wisdom threaten their quest?
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Moiraine D., Lan - Complete
Count To Ten by Twist reviews
COMPLETE. Grace Speaker/Havelock Vetinari. Ten years, eleven short fanfictions, one relationship. It's probably impossible to secretly date the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, but Vetinari and Grace figure they might as well give it a go anyhow.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,399 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Vetinari, G. Speaker - Complete
The Northern Sky in Winter by cathedral carver reviews
When it is darkest, men see the stars. Written for the 2011 Snapecase.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Peeta Mellark's Five Favorite Things to Bake by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Peeta Mellark is ninety-six years old and the most beloved person in the Coal Estate, which was once – a long time ago, now – known as District 12.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Peeta M. - Complete
Explorers by angiedotdotla reviews
James and Al get up to some mischief in St. Mungos. Fluffy brotherly bonding. one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Facilitating Change by Aurette reviews
Hermione ends up in a dead-end job because she never went back to take her N.E.W.T.s. Severus is at loose ends because no one will offer him a job. Fluffy Angst Flangst! AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,740 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What Others Can't See by Bendleshnitz reviews
Dudley has magic, even if he can't use it. He sees things instead, like Dementors, and Nundus and Crumple Horned Snorkacks. But everyone thinks he's hallucinating. One day while he's chasing his "hallucinations" he meets some one else who can see them too
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Dudley D., Luna L. - Complete
Freaks by Bedelia reviews
Luna's quest for the elusive Grimbly-Toed Mumbler leads her to a rather unexpected romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Luna L., Dudley D. - Complete
Love, Carefully Folded by dressagegrrrl reviews
Why does Hermione keep ending up naked in bed with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,772 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Collision by anne-writes reviews
HG/SS have always hated each other, and their year-long marriage-law marriage has been full of secrets and silent seething. Hermione flirts with Lucius at a Malfoy ball, Severus snaps, a vicious argument in a garden, lemons... and a happy ending? 1-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Challenge to the Mandate of Heaven by KaleidoscopeKreation reviews
AU pre-TPM. Only men can become Jedi. It's a fact of the galaxy, something unquestioned... up till now. With a war raging between Jedi and Sith, one ex-Jedi's daughter decides to defy the Law and fight- but can she keep her secret when she falls in love?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,726 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - M. Windu - Complete
One Day Like This by Hannah-1888 reviews
After suffering a setback, Hermione finds her life heading in a different direction. SS/HG, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Abduction of Éomer, King of Rohan by Lialathuveril reviews
Princess Lothíriel of Dol Amroth finds her peace of mind disturbed by the arrival of a courier from Rohan. What she does not realize, however, is the fact that this is only the beginning... A tale of carpets, cabbages and cold water.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,929 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
For My Own by Elessar1201 reviews
Everyone knows that Carlisle has never slipped...right? But whatever else he is, Carlisle is a vampire with all the instincts and temptations of his kind. What will happen when he finally has to face his own nature?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,390 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Eve, the Apple of my Eye by bethaboo reviews
The year is 1921. Esme Platt Evenson throws herself off a cliff, and Carlisle Cullen finds and changes her. Can she ever learn to forgive him for damning her for all eternity? Canon with a dash of AU. A re-envisioning of Esme and Carlisle's story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,485 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Determined not to feel sorry for herself on a lonely Valentine’s Day, Hermione decides to indulge in a little reckless behaviour, catering to herself instead of others for once. So how did she get stuck ‘babysitting’ Lucius Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
THE USER'S GUIDE AND MANUAL TO MACE WINDU by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a MACE WINDU Unit!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - M. Windu - Complete
Kiss in the Dark by SnapeSeraphin reviews
In response to Utopia's cocktail challenge. Hermione lets her temper get her into trouble: how will she get out of it? LMHG, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Elemental, My Dear Snape by cathedral carver reviews
Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Pay attention – there’s a test later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,642 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Severus and Hermione FanFiction Cliches by ThunderSpeak reviews
We've all seen them. The Severus/Hermione pairings that use the same plots and ideas OVER and over again. A list of short stories to represent said cliches. Disclaimer; I love this pairing! No flames!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by caisha702 reviews
A wise person once said that there is more than one side to every story and that what at first appears to be black and white isn't always so - I said that I wouldn't do it but I have - The Hunger Games - Clove's POV
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,753 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Childhood’s End by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH. On the eve of the Decommissioning of Malfoy Manor, Hermione remembers the end of her childhood. The bookstore scene from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, POV Hermione. An excerpt from the forthcoming 'Amends, or Truth and Reconciliation'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Silver Doe by wallyflower reviews
Snapshots of an arranged marriage, years after the fact. Sometimes love takes a long time in coming. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Majesty by Kelly Chambliss reviews
Once upon a time, a great queen met a very powerful witch. . . Minerva McGonagall and Queen Elizabeth II
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Minerva M., Kingsley S. - Complete
Acquittal by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Snape, known evil git, is teaching at Hogwarts again when Hermione, Gryffindor Princess and girlfriend of Ron Weasley, returns to finish her 7th year. Feeling alone, she seeks solace somewhere only one other person knows about. ::canon except epilogue.::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 191,467 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sun is Often Out by Hannah-1888 reviews
Hermione, eager to return to all things academic, accepts a teaching post at Hogwarts where her love of learning opens her eyes to many things, including what it means to truly love someone. SS/HG fluff, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,023 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 4,910 - Follows: 898 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
20 Random Facts about Petunia Dursley by JackieJLH reviews
She's never actually hated Harry Potter, no matter what she claims. Once upon a time, she loved him. But only for two years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Petunia D. - Complete
HAPPINESS ON BOTH SIDES by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Written for the HGLM exchange on LJ. When a striking, platinum-haired lady avails herself of the services of Hermione Granger's curse breaking agency, little does Hermione suspect that her life is going to change most dramatically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,302 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
And The Stars Never Rise by Hogwarts 91 reviews
Severus Snape was a bitter man. An annual ritual explores the cause. Warning for character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 4,045 - Follows: 606 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7764 - Favs: 7,078 - Follows: 4,009 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How to Save a Life by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
Pre-Twilight. The Cullens in the wake of a defining moment in history.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
On the Wings of the Storm by Lialathuveril reviews
The year before the Ring War, Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth is sent to Rohan by her father to seek shelter from the storm brewing in Mordor. There she meets Éomer, Third Marshal of the Riddermark. Unfortunately they do not hit it off...at first
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,080 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Press Release by JanetAndrews reviews
When Clarisse & Joseph have a little rendez vous in a french hotelroom, nothing seems to stand in their way. But they didn't count on one thing...
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,058 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
The Genuine Article by SnapeSeraphin reviews
Misunderstandings, a jealous ex-wife, mixed messages and a fake ring form the key players in this romantic tale, where all's well that ends well. LM/HG, rated M to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,074 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Dreams Fulfilled by Lucretia Skelington reviews
It's New Year's Eve and Queen Clarisse's last ball...and you are invited! Last chapter- a sweet ending. If you enjoyed it, please drop me a note! Dreams Fulfilled is a sequel to Different Worlds and Worlds Apart. Rated Teen to be safe. C&J, of course.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,963 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
Meetings by Kribu reviews
How did Crookshanks first come to meet Severus Snape? Mostly gen, ends up as SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
FIRST, CATCH YOUR SLYTHERIN by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel by AMarguerite reviews
Percy Weasley recieves some fictional inspiration before realizing that Authority, though Authority, is not always right. Through DH, he tries to do the right thing, rescue Muggleborns without losing his life or his job, and find the right laws. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,050 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
Disguised Affections by dressagegrrrl reviews
AU. SSHG. Post-Vold. Snape is #1 on the Dth Eater hit-list after the fall of the Dark Lord. His memory is wiped when he is attacked, and to buy time to find a solution, Dumbledore hides him amongst the 7th yrs under a glamour and the watchful eye of HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,351 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
20 Random Facts About Lavender V Brown by Thanfiction reviews
Written for the 20 Random Facts meme/challenge on LJ. Part of the DAYD universe, uses that canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Lavender B. - Complete
Memories of May by Nytd reviews
Adventure and romance on the high seas involving a doctor on the way to England that is kidnapped by Barbossa, and finds herself as a reluctant ship's surgeon to a crew of pirates. Pirates of May episode I.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,784 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Hector B. - Complete
Secrets of the Heart by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
5 yrs post-war: roughly canon-compliant except Snape survived, thanks to a certain Gryffindor brunette. Now they are working together on ways to reverse damage done by Dark Arts. And their relationship is... complicated. HGSS, M for late chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,327 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Warders by Blue Dragon reviews
Eight Warders, one of each Ajah including the Black, and their Aes Sedai. A study of characters and relationships beneath the Warder bond, all turned into a single story; all their lives are about to change forever, because some can't keep their fingers out of the Shadow.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,595 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 203 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 277 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman by shewhoguards reviews
The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Minerva M.
The Couch by machshefa reviews
It appeared out of nowhere in the Hogwarts staffroom. So why was Severus Snape so drawn to it? Written as a birthday gift for SSHG316 aka: Shug .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 5,274 - Follows: 558 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Good as Gold by Camillo reviews
Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 4,582 - Follows: 343 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
In Your Dreams by duj reviews
SSHG, WIP, not HBP or DH compatible. Complete. Circumventing a prophecy is not that easy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,255 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Never Too Late by Scattered Logic reviews
Waiting for death, Hermione meets an old friend she never knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 435 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Poisoned Crown by Captain Weirdo reviews
The monarch was murdered. Who'll save the Queen?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,277 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
A Touch of Frost by scf3 reviews
COMPLETE. HGSS story which ignores the events of HBP and DH. Hermione returns to Hogwarts as a teacher and tries to establish a new relationship with Snape. As if that wasn't hard enough, Voldemort is still at large.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,714 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ode to Fluff by fluffybunny69 reviews
Fluffy crack!fic written to make you LULZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
No True Knight by redcandle reviews
Sandor Clegane contemplates saving Sansa Stark but decides against it. Sansa/Sandor.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sandor C. - Complete
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
Marriage in the Dark by Soline reviews
Marriage Law Fic. HGSS. Snape has no choice but to marry the young witch, WITHOUT her knowledge. How will she react? Warning: Explicit content. Don't like it, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,028 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Late Goodbye by Bluehaven4220 reviews
I cannot love her as I have loved you, Lily. HGSS one shot. Inspired by the song 'Late Goodbye' by Poets of the Fall
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Paved With Good Intentions by shewhoguards reviews
What do you do when you find a baby with your morning milk?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Highway Code by shewhoguards reviews
Why Hermione really wasn't certain Ron could pass a Muggle driving test.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Falsity by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
A midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Enraptured by sshg316 reviews
COMPLETE Hermione is engaged to Ron when Luna gives a prophecy foretelling that she will fall madly in love with her soul mate, but it isn't Ron! Who could it be, and will Hermione choose the right man? Winner Best Fluff Moste Potente Passions SSHG Award
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,304 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Sneaking Suspicion by vanityfair reviews
Hermione has a feeling Severus is up to no good and she is determined to stop him.Written for the SSHG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Yours to command by Lialathuveril reviews
Éomer of Rohan has come to Gondor to find a suitable queen: beautiful, elegant, regal and always courteous and polite... Instead he encounters an unusual young princess and a danger that threatens his very life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 128,753 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Nine Companions, Almost by Deandra reviews
The Council of Elrond revisited. By a Sue. ONESHOT.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Elrond, Boromir - Complete
A Match Made In Heaven by Lone Butterfly reviews
A conversation at the Pearly Gates between one who is slightly dead, one who is very dead, and the ArchAngel Gabriel. [Warning: Christian Themes abound!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by Kailin reviews
Severus learns that small children can remember quite a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Blasphemous Rumours by Marston Chicklet reviews
During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Snape, A History by Kailin reviews
Hermione GrangerWeasley turns to a familiar source of comfort when her marriage runs into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,767 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Potions Master For Sale by Soul Bound 8686 reviews
Hogwarts is holding a Bachelor Auction, and Severus Snape happens to be a bachelor. Not for long if Hermione has anything to say about it... A romantic comedy with healthy doses of angst and smut and, of course, a happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,147 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Twenty mostly Random Facts About Hermione Granger by donahermurphy reviews
A short oneshot on Hermione's feelings about Hogwarts, Dumbledore, and life in general. Takes place after OoTP. Not a monologue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Hermione G., Alastor M. - Complete
Rohan's Future by Maddy051280 reviews
Ten years after the events of ‘Unexpected’. King and Queen are away and Uncle Amrothos is forced to look after Rohan’s pride and future: three little princes . . . from hell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,865 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Accountable by Dyce reviews
The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,408 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Gluttony by Caged Eternity reviews
Inspired by the WIKTT “Seven Sins” challenge, but not, I think, quite what they had in mind as far as a response goes...Severus ruminates [ha, ha] on Hermione. Try not to get too hungry reading...there're a good few [albeit atypical] references to food :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
In His Shoes by Marston Chicklet reviews
Severus never meant to get into the cult scene. Really, all he was after was a pretty pair of shoes. A look into the mind of a man who may not be as complex as we believe. Pure fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
SPEW! by jennifer snape reviews
Sing to the tune of YMCA! .... “House Elf!.... Put that cleaning brush down, I said House Elf! .... Try this lovely red gown, I said House Elf! .... Turn your frown upside down .... Because I have come to save you!” ....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The High Cost of Casual Wishes by Droxy reviews
Miscommunication, misunderstanding, and secrecy surrounding plans based on love damages trust and severely tests a good marriage. SS HG are already married, and Hermione believes Severus unfaithful, but he's not. An SS HG Exchange Gift Fic for Usagistu.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Hector Barbossa by Perosha reviews
Haven't seen any VSD for Barbossa, so here's one. Complete and utter crack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Hector B. - Complete
Of Falcons and Mûmakil by Lialathuveril reviews
Éomer and Lothiriel: They first met on a moonlit night in Minas Tirith but their romance was not off to a smooth start, on the contrary. Will they make it despite Éowyn's well intended meddling and Lothiriel's annoying elder brother?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 114,218 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Wise Counsel by Ghyste reviews
What? You thought all that stuff at the Council of Elrond just happened by itself?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Dobby's Cunning Scheme by Gannet reviews
Why are the HouseElves so subservient? Is there even a remote chance that they should not be so any more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
How Sev and 'Mione Got Together by persephuzzled reviews
A parody on all the ways authors have managed to get Severus and Hermione into a relationship. Includes Voldemort, hand puppets, alcoholflavoured Every Flavour Beans, TimeTurners, and, of course, lemon drops. HGSS, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
To Regain Glory by tiberius1 reviews
Lucius Malfoy, patriarch of a dysfunctional family, tries to regain what he had before the war. Unfortunately, Draco’s goals do not match his, and he does everything in his power to mould his son into the ideal pureblood. Is it too little, too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Survivors by SwissMiss1 reviews
Written pre-DH, AU. Hermione Granger, Professor for the History of Magic, sets out on a quest to prove that Snape isn't the evil Death Eater everyone still thinks he is...and finds more than she bargained for. HGSS. Over 100,000 hits! Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,588 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Gambit by Harmony Bites reviews
One shot. Ron plays chess with Harry while contemplating ruthless choices. Warning: HBP spoilers and if you hate Snape, neither this fic nor author will be to your liking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Bitter Taste by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
Draco's thoughts over the course of his father's relationship with his classmate. Oneshot. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
All About Elrond by Erestor reviews
Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 212 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
By the Book by Scattered Logic reviews
During a bout with the measles, Hermione learns that going by the book isn't always the best thing to do. (HGSS One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Love Conquers All by Ellanorah85 reviews
A moving tale of how Hermione and Professor Snape discovered their love for one another. Revised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
And Your Lips, My Dear, Are Like Giblets by Mercator reviews
A romantic farce starring Ankh-Morpork's most efficient Palace clerk. **FINISHED!!!**
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003