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Author has written 2 stories for Alex Rider.

Challenge! I held my breath for about 2 mins and 10 seconds, if you can do better, do tell. If you pass out, tell me that as well; you may have to get a friend's POV about what happened after, seeing as you were passed out on the floor, but still :D

my new favourite word - inexorable: (adjective) impossible to stop or prevent

Alex Rider Misconceptions, Corrected

- It's spelt MI6. Not M16, not the MI6. MI6. It stands for Military Intelligence: Sector 6. MI6 is responsible for investigating international threats that affect the United Kingdom. MI5 is in charge of investigating domestic threats.

- K-unit weren't at Point Blanc, Wolf was. They don't stay together in units of four for everything. The four-man unit was originally used by the SAS for jungle warfare in Malaysia. Each unit had a signaller, doctor, linguist and explosives expert. They were designed to be a highly self-contained unit.

- The SAS are an elite branch of the military, with links to Special Operations. They don't do what the regular military do, they're used for specific missions with specific goals. They aren't just ruthless bastards either. In the 1970's the SAS worked in Dhofar using a 'Hearts and Minds approach'. They were tasked with integrating with the community in order to weaken the communist grip on villages in the area. This involved anything to do with gaining the trust of the locals, from building bridges to delivering babies.

- It's spelt 'K-unit', not 'the K-unit'. There's no 'the'.

- MI6 does not blackmail all of it's agents, that would be completely untenable. It's a ridiculous assumption.

- Julia Rothman was not the leader of Scorpia. Each time they get a major job, they put the board-member with the relevant experience needed for that job in charge. For instance, Major Yu was in charge in Snakehead because he was in charge of one of Asia's Snakeheads. The Snakehead had links to people smuggling, drugs trafficking, all sorts of different crime areas. Those links were needed in order for Scorpia to complete the operation they had been hired for.

- The SAS are taught instinctive firing.

Favourite movies (top 10ish, not in the right order because there is no right order!): Lord of the Rings, Gladiator, Shaun of the Dead, The Day After Tomorrow, The Dark Knight, 300, Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, She's the Man, White Chicks, Constantine, Hollywood Homicide, SWAT

Favourite books/authors/series (no particular order): Inheritance Cycle, Lord of the Rings, Eoin Colfer, Dean Koontz, Terry Pratchett, Clive Cussler, Colin Forbes, Robin Hobb, Brian Jacques, James Rollins, Mortal Engines series, Chronicles of Narnia, Andy McNab, Chris Ryan, The Dark Tower series (not the last chapter!!!gggrrrrr), the Tunnel series, Lee Child, The Edge Chronicles, Young Bond, Alex Rider, Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel series, Sabriel etc, Grail Quest series (Bernard Cornwell), Pellinor series (Alison Croggon), Elizabeth Chadwick, Robert Newcomb

Countries I've been to: USA (CO, FL, NY, PA), Iceland, Morocco, Spain, Portugal, France, Italy, Switzerland, Wales, Scotland, England (duh!), Greece, Malta, Israel, Canada

Better to light a candle than curse the darkness

Life is about the journey

Courage isn’t the absence of fear, it is the presence of fear yet the will to go on

All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing – Edmund Burke

If there’s something wrong, those who have the ability to take action, have the responsibility to take action.

the 7 P's: Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon


- I'm female

- I turned 25 in the last 10 years

- I'm an identical twin (which is why I say 'we' a lot; I'm referring to my twin, MsBookworm23)

Interesting Stories

My brother once ran into a 20ft wide x 20ft high glass wall (because he didn't see it...)

When I was little, my parents had to get a Walmart into lockdown because I decided to play hide 'n' seek without telling them that they should be seeking me

My Geography class went on a trip to Iceland about a week before the Eyafjallajokull volcano erupted (the one that shut down air traffic over Europe for about a week in early 2010) and we all wish we'd been stuck in Iceland. Actually, we told our Geography teacher how we wished we'd been stuck in Iceland for another week, and she practically had a heartattack and said 'No! I'm glad we weren't, it would have been awful to have to sort all that out!' i think it was the first school-trip she was actually in charge of, and it was also the first time anyone in our school had organised a trip to Iceland, so she was kinda panicking that it would all go wrong XD

I can't ring people on the phone. I once took half an hour to pluck up the courage to ring Domino's (they do pizza de;ivery, if you didn't know)

I face-planted whilst getting off a ski-lift, because one of my skis had fallen off when we first got on the ski-lift

feel free to PM me about anything, I don't bite *snap* much :P

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The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,766 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Loyalty by Whispering Darkness reviews
Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
Disinformation by So1said reviews
Or 'The Art of the Bluff'. Set in prone2dementia's 'Happily Never After' 'verse. Tom is a teacher, leading a Duke of Edinburgh expedition in the Brecon Beacons. When Tom and Alex decide to play a trick on Tom's students, they don't realise quite how far it will go…
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,698 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Tom H. - Complete
Like a Phoenix by felix2542 reviews
After his visit to Africa , Alex Rider will not be able to cope alone. He must accept that he simply cannot survive without help, as he faces his greatest enemy yet. Only then, can Cub rise from the ashes. Set after Crocodile Tears.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,265 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub
An Exercise in Life by FatesMistake reviews
Snape as DADA instructors gives the 7th Years an assignment to test their reactions when they have 20 seconds to live. The test is all too realistic. Can anyone manage? Throwback to You're All So Vacant, who wrote it first and gave me permission to write my own version. T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Berkana by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Loki/HP Having mastered the ability to travel between worlds without the use of the Bifrost, Loki stumbles upon Harry Potter and decides to keep him, for all kings need a consort. Unfortunately, Thor has the same idea, when Loki brings Harry home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,479 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 3,792 - Follows: 967 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
War at Home by control of chaos reviews
Wars are almost always fought in far-off lands with unpronounceable names against some well-defined 'evil'. But other wars are small, barely noticeable, and they're the ones in front of us everyday. NOW A THREE-SHOT!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,836 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Choices of the Heart by Naadi reviews
Harry has dreams that pull him into the realm of the newly dead. At first, the dreams are only a curious mystery, but when when Harry dreams of Narcissa Malfoy, his life suddenly goes in a much different direction than the one he'd always imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 82,319 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Iridescence by Castaway5 reviews
Sometimes bad things happen, and the only way to move on is to continue living. A 9/11 Tribute Story.
Castaways of the Flying Dutchman series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Complete
Until It Sleeps by Maddie Rose reviews
When the last egg hatches for a warrior of the Varden, Murtagh is sent after the discover that there may be a chance for salvation after all. His fate lies with Ashen, a girl who doesn't realise how important she really is. Murtagh/OC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,698 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - [Murtagh, OC] - Complete
So Five Guys Walk Into A Dentist's Office by alyssajoy64 reviews
Eagle has a secret. Alex finds it out. That means that K-Unit has a problem. A big, phobia-sized, more-than-slightly ridiculous problem.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,879 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
Home by psychedout9 reviews
"Alex, we're home." And though unorthodox it may be, they were just happy that Alex had finally found his.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Helen R.
First Step by PsychoWing reviews
Wolf remembered another mission around a year after the school where he met Cub again, remembered the kid getting shot and... He still couldn't believe how much blood a human body could hold. - Written for Prattling Princess' matches challenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Operation: Bury Your Dead by MercurialInK reviews
On the run from every intelligence organization in the world, hunted by a traitor who's supposed to be dead, and caught in the middle of a civil war between the board members of Scorpia, Alex is pretty sure it doesn't get worse. Sequel to Red Crescent.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,071 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Stitches by H.J. Bender reviews
When a mission goes wrong and Alex is critically wounded, the fifteen-year-old spy finds himself the unwilling captive -and patient- of a man he believed to be dead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,584 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Hiking Vacation by Sakiku reviews
Alex is conned into a hiking vacation in the Brecon Beacons National Park. And for once, the trouble that finds him has nothing whatsoever to do with his secret occupation as Super Spy – merely a horrendously bad streak of luck.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,248 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Do You Want To Know? by pingnova reviews
Sometimes it is best not to question your friends and just help them drag the body bag into the river. Tom Harris isn't sure he really want's to know about all of Alex Rider's many sketchy dealings.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 4,652 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Alone by Anne Phoenix reviews
He didn't stand a chance and never had stood a chance. Alex, Yassen, no slash, deathfic - . - This is a 2009 fic I realised I'd never posted to this site. Hope you enjoy.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Heart of the Puppet by Quill-and-Parchment reviews
Alex Rider, the lethal weapon, the genius spy, the sickly schoolboy, the target, the puppet. Alex Rider: the puppet with a heart. Spoilers up to Ark Angel.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Caught by White.Black.Truth.Lies reviews
Being held captive by Scorpia isn't Alex's idea of fun. But when he realizes the insane criminal organisation is holding a little boy against his will, Alex will do anything to save them both.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 35,937 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Deaths Door 1 by Foreverwolf reviews
Life has changed drastically for Alex. Can he keep up, or will he be lost to events beyond his control? Can K Unit be the ones to help him find his way? Strong Torture warning.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,176 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 5125 - Favs: 10,497 - Follows: 5,037 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Operation: Red Crescent by MercurialInK reviews
A mossad agent blamed for the theft of top-secret information. An unknown terror stalking the streets of his hometown. Another mission - diving into deep cover in a terrorist cell in Gaza - to discover the truth. Has the luck of the devil run dry at last?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,939 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Diving by Sarruby reviews
The air whistled by Alex's face as he plunged towards the watery abyss below. Faster, faster, faster he went, gravity sucking his flesh towards the rocky bottom. Adrenaline pumped through his veins, reminding him of the imminent peril.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Fifth Act by oliver.snape reviews
After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,595 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Stranger Stars by FoxGlade reviews
The sun kept skipping ahead, the dunes kept moving, and why is it getting harder to think? Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2010
Gravestones by FoxGlade reviews
In a small London graveyard, half hidden in the shadows of its own tall weeping willows, five tombstones sit side by side. They are all marked, weathered and worn, but stand strong nonetheless – much like the people that they commemorate, in fact.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
It's Never Easy Finding Allies by wolfhuntsmoon reviews
Prequel to INEBF. Rated for some language. How on earth does Alex manage to get himself into things like this? Well, he certainly doesn't know!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Downhill from There by Sarruby reviews
Alex is training with MI6 when a disaster occurs. One-shot that's unrelated to the Alex Rider series plot. After Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
To Walk a Narrow Path by Dragongirl16 reviews
The sequel to Faith. Every action has a reaction and not all of them are good. HD slash, post book 4 AU HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,755 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
As Heavy As Stone by lookupatthesky reviews
All Alex wanted was to do something for himself for once in his life. MI6 wouldn't even let him do that. The world was weighing down on him, as heavy as stone. Lots of K-Unit and Yassen... oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
Finding Peace: DD2 by Foreverwolf reviews
Sequel to Deaths Door. Alex isn't sure what he's looking for, but with a little help, and a few hard learned lessons, maybe he'll figure out it's been there all along. WARNING: Torture in it's truest form.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,984 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 6,715 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 6,198 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Steph Malfoy reviews
Alex Rider finds himself back in the midst of Scorpia after Jack is kidnapped and finds out something that will change his life for ever. Now he has more than just his own life to save. R&R! Rated for language and violence[complete]
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,945 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5997 - Favs: 7,478 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy & the Heart of Slytherin by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,957 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 2,557 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Soldier Boy reviews
Set after Scorpia Rising. Alex returns to England and contemplates what to do with his life.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Fight for Life
Short piece about Alex's thoughts on continuing to work for the intelligence community.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Alex R./Cub - Complete