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Joined 01-14-11, id: 2703451, Profile Updated: 01-30-12
Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, Fault in Our Stars, Mortal Instruments, Hush, Hush, and House of Night.

I'm Colly.

I write slash, and if you don't like it, don't read it, simple as that. c: I'm pretty friendly, for the most part.

Damon Salvatore, Fang Ride, and Patch Cipriano are my dream men. -heart eyes-

Yes, I have read Harry Potter and Twilight. No, I am not obsessed with vampires. They're alright..I suppose.

One last thing: don't piss me off and we'll get along great. :D

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: Zim's house or the Massive, they'd both be ah-mazing :D

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: ZIM.

3.Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Gir, I adore him!

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: Gaz, not sure why though.

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: All of em.

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: ZIIIIIMMM!!!

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Purple. He's so oblivious :P

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: Smile at him and give him a hug, ask if I can hang out with himm and Gir :DD

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Gir!!!!

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Hm..either Zim, Dib, or Gir. Preferably all three.

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: Definitely ;D

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: Zim and Tak!!!

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...??

My Answer: DONUTS AND SOOODAA!

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Hanging out with Gir or helping Zim destroy Earth :D

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: there isn't one!

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: There's ALOT, but I'm INLOVE with the one where he's annoying the shiz outta the Tallest.

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: Where him and Zim are talking in the Halloween special and Zim says "Dang it. But I can still do stuff to your legs, right?" and Dib goes "Well..yeah..I guess. WAIT! NO!"

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: The one where they're making fun of Zim, I believe it's the Battle of the Planets one.

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: Zim Eats Waffles episode! :D

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: Gir: I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!
Zim: I was wondering what that turkey was doing there.

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Cute in the Morning by FangandIggy reviews
Rated M for intense sexual situations in future chapters. WARNING! FIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Fang, Iggy
Pour A Little Salt by horchatita394 reviews
He's lost him forever and the wailing thing inside him seems intent on ripping his insides to shreds as penitence. Post-COLS Angst/Comfort.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Letting Go by Abxminable reviews
Oneshot of Max's death through his eyes. Rated T for violent themes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Max L., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Beautiful Boy by Birdwatched reviews
Max left the flock because she was pregnant with Fang's son. Now, she's nineteen, living with their five year old boy, Silence...and Fang never stopped searching for her. Fax in later chapters, you just need to be patient :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,550 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Heaven's Heard Me Calling by FangIsFexcellent reviews
There are some things that Max doesn't like to talk about. Ever. Which makes Fang telling her everything a whole lot harder...M for mature themes and language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Fang, Dylan
Draco's Heart by MMADfan reviews
Draco's lips overcame his instant of surprise before his brain did, and responded to the unexpected kiss. At Hogwarts after the war, Draco finds that a new life comes with his second chance. Not DH-compliant. AU. Fast-paced, sweet, humorous. Characters include (in addition to those below): Ron Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Poppy Pomfrey, and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,862 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] Severus S., Luna L.
Not About Revenge by ClockwerkOrange reviews
Tak. Her life was ruined; her future in the Empire was crushed. The one responsible? Zim. Now that she's broken out of prison, she only has one chance to accomplish her goal, and she's not afraid to use force. Only... it's not about revenge. It never was.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,417 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Zim, Tak - Complete
To Be Misled by BookHunter reviews
They fought and hurt one another. They understood each other. They knew. Fylan. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Fang, Dylan - Complete
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My World Was Cold And Colorless reviews
A post-CoLS Malec fanfic about how the boys are coping without one another. Please R&R! Rated T for suggestive themes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Leaving reviews
A short oneshot about how Jace felt when he left Clary asleep in City of Glass. Wrote it just because it's a long wait to CoHF.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not reviews
Max tells Fang that she no longer has feelings for him, but for Dylan. Fang leaves, tormented, and Dylan finds himself worrying about Fang...Fylan in later chapters. Fylan Fang Dylan. If you don't like it, don't read it. T for language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,212 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Fang, Dylan
Letters Never Received reviews
Just a couple short letters that Hazel writes to Augustus after his death.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Hazel L., Augustus W.
Red, Like A Strawberry reviews
Iggy and Fang are out walking to get food and Iggy is distracted by the smell of Shaylin's strawberry shampoo. Short oneshot. Iggy/Shaylin. T for mild language.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Iggy - Complete
The World Is Saved, Will My Heart Be? reviews
I suck at summaries. Basically Fang moves to Coldwater and meets Nora, they fall in love. Drama and romance ;D
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Fang, Nora G.