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Joined 01-14-11, id: 2703635, Profile Updated: 01-21-11
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Harry Potter.

Greetings, bitches and bastards. My name is Cait, and I am a writer of fanfic and various other things. I write a lot of slash and a bit of het and yuri for Naruto and Avatar: The Last Airbender, amongst others.

Things I like: mythology, rock music, museums, urban life, fantasy novels, cold weather, junk food, violent movies, period movies, eye candy of all sorts, intellectual debates over inane topics, using big words, flamingly canon pairings, flamingly crack pairings, shirtless men, tea, coffee, taking the subway, ancient history, making fun of people who take themselves too seriously

Things I dislike: hyper-ukes, writer's block, sunny weather, contemporary music, depression, romantic comedies, attention whores, people who can't carry on an interesting conversation, people who take out their castration anxiety on female anime characters

My other haunts:

livejournal (writing memes!)

yaoi gallery (man porn!)

deviantART (pretty pretty faves!)

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A Remedy For Your Sickness, Baby by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Shaking his head Naruto grabs Sasuke by the chin and, smiling, says: "No, you want me. You want me so badly it's not funny anymore," before kissing him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Dangerous Mission by Troublesome Shikamaru Fan reviews
Ino never knew that eating barbecue with Choji would be so dangerous. This story features dares gone wrong, meddling mothers, an ambush, a rescue, and an ending that might rot your teeth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,614 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Chōji A., Ino Y. - Complete
The Perfect Drug by fordhamalias reviews
This thing with Owen becomes like a sickness for Gwen, a disease. She finds herself awake at night, scared and insatiable.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Gwen C., Owen H. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Do To Me What You Cannot Say by Lady Penguin reviews
ONE-SHOT. Sakura finds a drinking partner in Naruto. Naruto/Sakura. Please read "Things We Could Not Say" for the sequel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Revolution Rock reviews
Lily gives something very important to Remus. The Marauders handle it with their usual delicacy. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Payback reviews
You punch a guy enough times, eventually he's going to start liking it. Naruto/Sakura, rated for language, sensuality, and mild kinky violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Between Days reviews
It's lonely training by himself, but Naruto has two ghosts to keep him company. Implied SasuNaruSaku, rated for sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blood Burning reviews
It's not like you to say sorry; I was waiting on a different story. This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking. Jet/Zuko, rated for violence and sexual themes. NOT songfic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Caffeine High reviews
You can meet all kinds of interesting people over a cup of coffee. Naruto/Pain, college AU. Rated for language and suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Naruto U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Chicken Soup for the Homicidal Soul reviews
The only thing worse than having the stomach flu is being taken care of by Naruto Uzumaki. NaruSasu, rated for language and middle school humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sit Back and Watch the Bed Burn reviews
Blood sticks, sweat drips, break the lock if it don't fit. A kick in the teeth is good for some; a kiss with a fist is better than none. 50 sentences, Naruto/Sakura. A bit of humor, a bit of angst, and a lot of passion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure reviews
The only cure for over-achievement is bad music and painted-on jeans. Naruto/Sasuke pre-ship, high school AU. Rated T for language and aforementioned jeans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Everybody Wants to Be a Cat reviews
A mishap with an enemy ninjutsu leaves Sasuke at his rival's mercy, but who's really getting the short end of the stick? Naruto/Sasuke pre-ship, catboys, vague parody if you really squint. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete