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Joined 01-14-11, id: 2703798, Profile Updated: 03-04-13
Author has written 32 stories for House of Night, Inuyasha, Vampire Diaries, Mortal Instruments, Septimus Heap, Vampire Academy, Inheritance Cycle, and Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.


So about my icon... I read this book called I Wrote This For You. I bought it on my Kindle but I don't care how or where you get it. All that matters is you do because it is beautiful writing and has the capability to change your view on the world. I STRONGLY encourage you to but it or pick it up. The first three parts- Sun, Moon, and Stars are about love. The last, entitled Rain. relates more to life in general. Now, I can't make you read it, but I promise if you do, you shan't regret it.


Hi! I'm a girl, just so you know. Here are some things about me:

Favorite Books (the first is my fave, after that there's no particular order):

House of Night (P.C. and Kristen Cast)

Vampire Academy (Richelle Mead)

The Vampire Diaries (L.J. Smith)

Blue Bloods (Melissa De La Cruz)

Septimus Heap (Angie Sage)

Night World (L.J. Smith)

Circle Trilogy (Nora Roberts)

Sign of Seven Trilogy (Nora Roberts)

Oliver Nocturne (Kevin Emerson)

Percy Jackson & the Olympians (Rick Riordan)

Mortal Instruments (Cassandra Clare)

The Infernal Devices (Cassandra Clare)

The Inheritance Cycle (Christopher Paolini)

The Nightshade Trilogy (Andrea Cremer)

The Host (Stephanie Meyer)

Favorite Anime Shows (same as the parenthesis in the favorite books):

InuYasha

Full-Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Naruto

Naruto: Shippuden

Favorite Food: Mom's Homemade Chicken Fettucini

Favorite Color: PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite People: My Mom, and My Grandmother

Favorite Book Characters:

James Stark (House of Night)

Zoey Redbird (House of Night)

Stevie Rae Johnson (House of Night)

Rephaim (House of Night)

Damien Maslin (House of Night)

Jack Twist (House of Night (May He Rest In Peace))

Rosemarie Hathaway (Vampire Academy)

Dimitri Belikov (Vampire Academy)

Vasilisa Dragomir (Vampire Academy)

Christian Ozera (Vampire Academy)

Adrian Ivashkov (Vampire Academy)

Emalie Watkins (Oliver Nocturne)

Oliver Nocturne (Oliver Nocturne (Duh))

Jace Wayland (Mortal Instruments)

Magnus Bane (Mortal Instruments)

Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson & the Olympians duh))

Annabeth Chase (that's her last name right?) (Percy Jackson & the Olympians)

There's more I just don't feel like writing. I'm lazy...

Favorite Anime Characters:

Inuyasha (Take a Wild Guess, why don't ya? It's InuYasha, duh)

Edward Elric (Full-Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

Kagome Higarashi (InuYasha)

Shippo (InuYasha)

Miroku (InuYasha)

Sango (InuYasha)

Kiba Inuzuka (Naruto&Naruto: Shippuden)

Alphonse Elric (FMA)

Naruto (Is that necessary to explain? How about... Naruto? Both of them?)

Probably some others that I can't recall...

Favorite House of Night Quote From a Jerkface (Erik Night)

"Well, I'm technically doing something. I'm leaving. Hey, did you ever think about this- what if all the good folks leave and evil gets bored playing all by itself and goes home, too."

Favorite House of Night Sad Scene:

'Jack's sweet tenor was ringing through the branches of the shattered oak when Neferet's lingering, waiting magic hurled him off the the top of the ladder. He fell gruesomely, horribly, onto the waiting claymore, but as the blade pierced his neck, before pain and death and Darkness could touch him, his spirit exploded from his body.

He opened his eyes to find himself standing in an amazing meadow at the base of a tree that looked exactly like the one Kalona had shattered, only this tree was whole and green, and beside it was a woman dressed in glowing silver robes. She was so lovely Jack thought he could stare at her forever.

He knew her instantly. He'd always known her.

"Hello, Nyx." he said softly.

The Goddess smiled. "Hello, Jack."

"I'm dead, aren't I?"

Nyx's smile didn't waver. "You are my wonderful, loving, untaintable child.

Jack hesitated, then said, "It doesn't seem so bad, this being dead thing."

"You'll find it isn't."

"I'll miss Damien."

'You'll be with him again. Some souls find each other again and again. Yours will: you have my oath on it."

"Did I do okay back there?"

"You were perfect, my son" Then Nyx, the Goddess of Night, opened her arms and enfolded Jack, and with her touch the last remnants of mortal pain and sadness and loss dissolved from his spirit, leaving love- only and always, love. And Jack knew perfect happiness.

Favorite Couple in House of Night: Stevaim (Stevie RaexRephaim)

Favorite Gay Couple Ever: Jamien (JackxDamien H.o.N) The Other One? (Yes, there is a tie): Malec! (MagnusxAlec T.M.I)

Favorite Singer: Taylor Swift!

Favorite Book Guys (Book Obsessions):

Dimitri Belikov (Vampire Academy)

James Stark (House of Night)

Rephaim (House of Night)

Jace Wayland/Morgenstern/Herondale/Lightwood (The Mortal Instruments) (Don't know which to choose... I don't care. Sue me. Yes, I'm very sarcastic)

Magnus Bane (Mortal Instruments)

John Quinn (Night World)

Ash Redfern (Night World)

Stefan Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries) (to a small extent)

Morgead Blackthorn (Night World)

Jack Force (Blue Bloods)

My Anime Guys:

Inuyasha!!!! a.k.a. My Yashie! (From the show named after him... Look it up...)

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

Toshiro Hitsuguya (Bleach)

Favorite Couples (Anime and Book)

Rinomaru (Rin and Sesshomaru, InuYasha)

InuKag (Inuyasha and Kagome, InuYasha)

Stoey (Stark and Zoey, House of Night)

Stevaim (Stevie Rae and Rephaim, House of Night)

Jamien (Jack and Damien, House of Night)

AphroditexDarius (House of Night)

Malec (Magnus and Alec, The Mortal Instruments)

Clace (Clary and Jace, The Mortal Instruments)

Romitri (Rose and Dimitri, Vampire Academy)

Listian (Lissa and Christian, Vampire Academy)

Stelena (Stefan and Elena, The Vampire Diaries)

Bamon/Donnie (Bonnie and Damon, The Vampire Diaries)

JackxSchuyler (Blue Bloods)

MimixKingsley (Blue Bloods)

SepJen (Spetimus and Jenna, Septimus Heap)

JamesxPoppy (Night World)

AshxMary-Lynnette (Night World)

TheaxEric (Night World)

QuinnxRashel (Night World)

ThierryxHannah (Night World)

JezxMorgead (Night World)

DelosxMaggie (Night World)

KellerxGalen (Night World)

EmaliexOliver (Oliver Nocturne)

AnnabethxPercy (Percy Jackson & the Olympians)

Note: There's so many Night World because there's 3 books and 3 stories per book, each about a different couple. The only couple I don't like is from the only story I don't like. Cool?

My 5 First Presidential Decrees (watch out world lmflo)

1) Everyone in the world must conduct a search for purple unicorns!!!!

2) Everyday at 3:00 pm everyone must eat a Nutty Bar. If you're allergic to peanut butter or any other ingredient, you must eat a cheese cracker!!!!

3) Every person in the USA must own a cat.

4) Everyone must read House of Night, Vampire Academy, and The Mortal Instruments!!!!

5) Every scientist/inventor must try to invent a way to transport a person into a book and/or TV show!!!!

FanFiction Authors I Reccomend:

AngelUlquiorraLover (my sister)

Annie Honson

Alice Agony

half of Twin

iLOVEdisneyandvampiresxx1996

inquiete

malec 4 eva

Nyx's chosen one

PaganPancakes

SepxJen-fan

Starksarrowgirl

To my dear friend LunaMonsterbunny: Jace is mine. Keep your paws off him! I offered to share and you turned me down. THIS IS WAR! Be prepared...

A Message From My Sister: My lovely little sister is stevierae2011, i love you sis!!!!!!!


Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy (ok, the crazy part may be a bit true...)
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. (I'm a girl...)
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (up until this quarter I've had them)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Almost. I turn 13 in March)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue (Almost. I turn 13 in March)
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight. (not fat, but not skinny either)
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless (If the mom may die...)
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

WHAT RACE ARE YOU QUIZ:

British
You drink a lot of tea.
You know what a brolly is.
Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
You wanted Alex to win X Factor.
You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
Fish and Chips are yummy
You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
Its football.. not ... soccer.
Total: 0

Australian
You wear flip flops all year
You call flip flops thongs not flip flops
You love a backyard barbie.
You know a barbie is not a doll. You love the beach
Sometimes you swear without realizing.You're a sports fanatic.
(eh) You are tanned. (ehh...kinda?)
You're a bit of a bogan.
You have an australian something
Total: 1

Italian
The Sopranos is a great show.
Your last name ends in a vowel.
Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.
You know how a real meatball tastes.
You know Italian songs.
You have darkish hair.
You speak SOME Italian.
You are under 5'10''.
Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world. You talk with your hands
Total: 5

Spanish
You say member instead of remember.
You speak Spanish
You like tacos.
You know what a Puta is
You talk fast. You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
You know what platanos are.
You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero
Total: 3

Russian
You say villain as: Vee-lon. You have more than one vodka bottle in your house
You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
You know of somebody named Natasha.
You don't get cold easily.
You get into contests all the time.
You can make do with the cold weather.
You love listening to trance
Total: 1

Polish
Your parents let you drink (I am 16...)
You know what a pizda is
You have Pierogi at least once a week
People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish
People randomly call you their best friend
You have made/know what pisanki are
You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup
Total: 0

Irish
You think beer is the best.
You have a bad temper.
Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.
You have blue or green eyes.
You like the color green.
You have been to a St. Paddys day party
You have a family member from Ireland.
You have/had freckles.
Your family get togethers always include drinking.
You have an odd love of leprechauns
You have four leaf clovers
Total: 4

Asian
You have slanty/small eyes.
You eat rice a lot.
You are good at math.
You have played the piano.
You have family from Asia.
You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. Most people think you're Chinese.
You have glasses/contacts.
You call hurricanes typhoons.
You go to Baulko.
You play Handball more than once a week
You know what DDR is
Total: 3

German
You like bread.
You think American Chocolate is good.
You Speak some German.
You know what Schnitzel is.
You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. You went to Pre-school.
You're over 5'10".
You know the real meaning of "Fag". You make pretty words sound scary.
You enjoy watching the military.
You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.
Total:1

Canadian
You like to ride 4 wheelers.
You love beer.
You say eh.
You know what poutine is.
You speak french
You love Tim Horton's.
At one point you lived in a farm house.
You watch/watched Degrassi.
You play/ played hockey or watch it.
You know who Massari is.
Total: 1

French
You like french toast.
You love wine.
You speak a little or are fluent in French
You have eaten a snail.
You like fashion.
You have been to France
You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
You say "Zut" instead of damn
You own a beret.
You actually know what a beret is.
Total: 3

American
You hate foreigners. (I feel horrible...)
You hate non - Christians.
You've been to more then 5 states.
You're lazy.
You are not cultured.
You don't read.
You shop at walmart.
You spell colour "color".
Total: 4 ( This is kinda sad, since I am American, lol)

Greek
You're very loud.
Your family alone makes a small city. (Or Rhode Island)
You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.
You share a bathroom with 5 people. You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light". You go to church every Sunday.
You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party.
You have a last name that's hard to pronounce.
You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.
Total: 4

Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)
You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.
You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!
You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.
You can eat really good spicy food!
You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.
You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.
You have any sort of ATN channel.
You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.
You love eating Tandoori Chicken.
You have relatives you've never even heard of.
Total: 2

EGYPTIAN :
You are smart in math or science
Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.
All you eat is kabab and kofta
Your parents have one car that's a Toyota
Your house actually does not smell like food.
You have like 67890 middle names
Total: 3

Native
You have been to a pow wow
You have a native name
You are more than a quarter native
You know what tribe your ancestors were in
You have painted your face like a warrior You have been to a native exhibit out of school
You play/played lacrosse
You have eaten salmon
total: 0

Scottish
You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent
one of your family members has an accent
you actually don't mind bagpipes
Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere
you've heard the song "Scotland the brave"
no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings any team playing England is your best friend
you have tried haggis
Sean Connery lol
you drink tap water
you know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura"
total: 3

New Zealand
you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there
you know what a barbie is
you hate aussies
you know what an 'aussie' is
you know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings
you like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps
you know what L&P is and you like it!
total: 0

RESULTS: I AM ITALIAN!!!!!!!

AN IMPORTANT POEM!! PLEASE STOP AND READ!!

I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn’t drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now I’m lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
“This girl is going to die.”

I’m sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put “Daddy’s Girl” on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I’d still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I’m getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I’m so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

--Unknown Author

One message: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE

IF YOU'RE AGAINST IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste this onto your profile.

These are a few stories and poems that have touched us.

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye.

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Put this on your proflie if you think abortion is wrong.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

This is what happened
When she was alive…

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one’s around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She’ll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
“Please God, why is
My life always sinking? ”

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She’d get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
“You deserve to die
You worthless pest!”

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lieing on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

A child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity in you for little Auroura and you hate child abuse with a passion you will repost this and help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them. It doesn’t take that long only about 10 seconds so please just do it

All you guys probably think why am I putting these songs on my profile. It's because so many people dont know about what is happening to people, well kids. They dont even have a chance cause people ignore their calls. We can do something about it if we see signs tell the police you think you know or do know a child who is being abused. Lets get together and stop child abuse!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Forrest run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. I have my best friend on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever!

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile

92 of the teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listens to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you can't stand stupid girls copy and paste this onto your profile

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

The next time you think your perfect, try walking on water.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, pyro_manic19, ImmaLickYou, BloodredAngel808,tmmdeathwishraven, StevieRae2011

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

if your one of the 15 percent of teens that don't live on their cell phone...you know the drill

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, HimitsuNeko, tmmdeathwishraven, StevieRae2011 Except to my BFFs. I talk for like 2 hours straight...

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile

-"I understsand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!" -I got this from another author on fanfiction! It was so funny!

If you hate people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

"I can't be around sharp things" "or fire" (My mother really tells me she doesn't trust me with sharp objects lol)

98% of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Post this if you are a part of the 2% laughing. (I love Twilight but no, i wouldn't stop breathing cuz Twilight said it wasn't cool. yeh, i'd laugh...)

I hate being around people. It’s annoying, it’s pointless, and it makes me more homicidal than usual."-xotakux2002x

When the world ends the IRS is still gonna collect taxes...GREEDY F*CKING BASTARDS!!

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said 'o'clock' after saying how many mins after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back..

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper(also i tiedmyself to her)
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Annoying things to do in an elevator!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do." And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23)when the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"

Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:

1) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

2) Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

3) Clap when the good guy gets killed.

4) During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

5) Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

6) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

7) Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

8) Yell out what is going to happen.

9) Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

10) Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

11) Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

12) Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

13) Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

14) Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

15) Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

16) Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

17) Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

18) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

19) Try to start a wave.

20) Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

21) Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

22) Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

23) Sing with the theme music.

24) Bring and use your own air freshener.

25) At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

26) Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

27) Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

28) Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

29) Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

30) Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

31) Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

32) Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

33) When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

34) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

35) Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

36) Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

37) Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

38) Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

39) Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

40) Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

41) Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

42) Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

43) Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

44) Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

45) Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

46) Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

47) Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

48) Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

49) Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

50) Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

51) Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

52) Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

UR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

7/25.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/Chapstick.
You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.(somtimes)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Night World Oath

When I see a girl with Cancer,

I will remember Poppy North.

When I see James Dean,

I will think of James Rasmussen.

When I look up at the stars,

I will see Mary-Lynnette Carter.

When I see a lazy cat,

I will Remeber Ash Redfern.

When I see sibiling rivalry,

I will see Blaise and Thea Harmen.

When I see an animal,

I will think of Eric Ross.

When I see snow,

I will remember Gillain Harmen.

When I think of Heaven,

I will remember Gary(Angel).

When I see something burn black,

I will think of David Blackburn

When I see an orphan,

I will think of Rashel Jordan.

When I see and cold hearted man,

I will remember John Quinn.

When I Get deja vu,

I will think of Hannah Snow.

When I see sadness in someones eyes,

I will remember Thierry Descouedres.

When I see fire,

I will see Jezbel Redfern.

When I see someone being cocky,

I will think of Morgead Blackthorn.

When I someone who's determined,

I will remember Maggie Neeley.

When I see royalty,

I will think of Delos Redfern.

When I see a black cat,

I will see Raksha Keller.

When I see a golden Lepard,

I will see Galen Drache.

House of Night Oath, created by: DefyTheImpossible

I promise to think of Zoey
When I feel I'm growing up too fast

I promise to remember Heath
When a relationship always last

I promise to think of Stevie Rae
When I am by the earth

I promise to think of Dallas
When someone tells me about their birth

When I see a cute pair of jeans
I'll think of the Twins of course

I promise to think of Dragon
When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to think of Damien
When I need to look at a dictionary

I promise to remember Jack
When I sing "Defying Gravity"

I promise to think of Erik
When someone thinks they're always right

I promise to think of Nyx
When I look at the sky at night

I promise to think of Rephaim
When someone helps me one, just once

I promise to think of Neferet
When someone suddenly turns nuts

I promise to think of Kalona
When I love someone too much

I promise to think of Stark
When I shoot an arrow right before lunch

I promise to think of Aphrodite
When someone acts seriously mean

I promise to think of Darius
When someone gives me a shoulder to lean

I promise to remember P.C.
When a girl needs her mom

I promise to remember Kristin
When I need a mom

I promise to think of the characters
Whenever my mood is low

I promise to remember the House of Night series
Wherever I shall go

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Taylor Swift: The Story of Us (Not a bad start, knowing me...)

Waking Up: Taylor Swift: Innocent (I guess...?)

First Day at School: Taylor Swift: Back to December (Okay???)

Falling In Love: Avril Lavigne: Keep Holding On (So cute!)

Fight Song: Taylor Swift: The Way I Loved You (I guess it could work)

Breaking Up: Taylor Swift: The Other Side of the Door (It fits, but is the main singer in this movie Taylor?)

Prom night: Nick Jonas & The Administration: Who I Am (I think it's sweet!)

Life: Taylor Swift: Mean (Sad... Just sad...)

Mental Breakdown: Taylor Swift: Enchanted (So I'm having a mental breakdown because I'm enchanted by the guy, or is the fact I'm enchanted a symptom of my mental illness?)

Driving: Justin Bieber: Favorite Girl (Secret's out, I do secretly like Justin's songs a bit. Some of them. Not enough to be jamming out though...)

Flashback: Bow Wow: You Can Get It All (I'm flashing back to when I was being courted by my BF? So sweet!)

Getting back together: Taylor Swift: Come In With the Rain (Honestly, Enchanted came on again. I have it twice... By accident. So, I clicked to the next one. It's SO perfect!)

Wedding: Taylor Swift: Dear John (Sincerely very depressing)

Birth of Child: Justin Bieber: One Time (So, it's a girl? I suppose it COULD fit. Not my first choice though...)

Final Battle: Taylor Swift: Invisible (So, I'm fighting another girl for my hubby? Sad, but love triangles are excellent story material! Still so sad...)

Funeral Song: Avril Lavigne: My Happy Ending (Hilariously comical. That's all I have to say)

Final Credits: Taylor Swift: Fifteen (Okay??? End of the movie, I just DIED, and Taylor comes and jams about being fifteen? I mean I guess if my daughter or even grandchild had turned fifteen near the end of the movie...)

WAYS TO DIS A GUY

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Gurl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Gurl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Gurl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Gurl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Gurl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Gurl: Do not enter.

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Gurl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Gurl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Gurl: But would you stay there?

Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Gurl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Gurl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile)

Homophobia and You

(author unknown)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

I WANT A GUY...

who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him

and just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then

KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

put his hands around my waist and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

and COUNT STARS with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night

just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART

Find the Guy

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

A Real Boyfriend

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color: [x] Brown - $100 [ ] Blonde - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [x] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $175

Height: [ ] Over 7′ - $200 [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175 [ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150 [ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75 ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85 [x] Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $175

Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $275

Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [x] Second born - $150- [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] Third born - $550 [ ] Fourth born - $300 [ ] Fifth born - $400 [ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $425

Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] Only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [x] No - $600

Total so far: $1025

Vision? [x] perfect vision - $400 [ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200 [ ] No correction - $100 [ ] Glasses - $50 [ ] Contacts - $25 [ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1425

Shoe Size: [ ] 13 - $300 [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ ] 7 to 10 - $50 [x] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1875

Favorite Colors (multiple): [ ] Green - $750 [ ] Red - $600 [ ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow -$475 [ ] Brown - $300 [x] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 ] Orange - $300 [x] Blue - $300 [x] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500

Total: $2500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes - $0 [x] Nope - add $1000 [ ] some - $750

Final Total: $3500

I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE THE QUIZ ABOVE!!!!!!!

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. (This is from the profile of Starksarrowgirl)

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order:

1) Jace Wayland (Mortal Instruments)

2)Dimitri Belikov (Vampire Academy)

3)Rosemarie Hathaway (Vampire Academy)

4)Zoey Redbird (House of Night)

5)Jezebel Redfern (Night World)

6)John Quinn (Night World)

7)Rashel Jordan (Night World)

8)Raksha Keller (Night World)

9)Septimus Heap (Septimus Heap)

10)Perseus Jackson (Percy Jackson & the Olympians)

11)Rephaim (House of Night)

12)Magnus Bane (Mortal Instruments)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No, I have never read a Quinn/Rephaim fic, nor do I want to.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Zoey's a girl so no.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Magnus got Keller pregnant, Galen would cry a lot and then turn into a leopard and kill a certain warlock.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, I've read several Sep fics. A lot of them being Jen/Sep. I love that couple...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Ummm, that's a NOOOOOOOOOOO. Bot Dimitri and Quinn are in love and STRAIGHT!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Well, Jez is with Morgead and about 16. Meanwhile, Sep is 12 1/2, and Percy is 16 but he's with Annabeth. But, if I had to choose, I'd choose Jez/Percy because they're at least around the same age.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Well, Rashel would laugh at Dimitri and Magus's gayness. Then, she would probably tell Rose about Dimitri. Then she'd PROBABLY tell Alec about Magnus.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Rose and Percy. Rose gets lost in Percy's book. So, he uses his awesome water powers to carry her back to the Court in the VA series.

9. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Jace and Keller. I'd have to say no. Jace fought too hard to get Clary to cheat on her or dump her.

10. Suggest a title and summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Rashel/Magnus. Quinn leaves Rashel for her twin sister Keller (it's on LJ's website. Look at the story "Thicker than Water".). So, Rashel asks Magnus to wipe her memory of him. He doesn't want her to forget, so, instead he comforts her until she feels better.

11. Does anyone on your friend list read Three yet?

Rose. Not as of the moment. But, I'm forcing my friend to read it in return that I read the Hunger Games series. Tee Hees!

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Rephaim. No, sadly.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Dimitri/Zoey/Jez. No. I wouldn't even do that.

14. If you wrote a Songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Keller. I'd choose the song Stand in the Rain by Superchick. Truth be told, I couldn't really find one and the beginning of that one reminds me of her.

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Ummmmm, does the the Night World Fan Mail thing count? If not, then never.

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Jace and Rashel are in a happy relationship until Septimus runs off with Zoey. Jace, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rephaim and a brief unhappy affair with Magnus, then follows the wise advise of Jez and finds true love with Rose. (that is so wrong on so many levels)

17. Four invites Three and Eight to their house for dinner. What happens?

Zoey invites Rose and Keller to her house for dinner. Their boyfriends wonder why they weren't invited and spy through the window. To their surprise, they hear girl gossip about them. Put out, they sulk and walk home.

18. Nine tries to get Five to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Septimus tries to get Jez to go to a yoga class. Jez comes willingly because she needs a good stretch. She ends up doing the most complicated poses and Septimus stares in shock.

19. You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose One or Six?

Jace or Quinn. Well, I'd say all three of us have a sleepover at the Institute where we all have separate bedrooms.

20. Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in... Their reaction?

Dimitri and Rashel are making out. Percy walks in and says "Are you drunk?" Dimitri replies "Yup." Percy obviously tells Rose and Quinn. But, since both were drunk, they just get a little mad and then all was forgiven.

21. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Rose falls in love with Quinn. Keller gets jealous. So, she tells her sister Rashel (Quinn's girlfriend). Rashel gets angry and dumps Quinn and beats up Rose.

22. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two, or Seven?

Zoey jumps me in a dark alley. Out of Percy, Dimitri, and Rashel, I'd have to say Rashel because Percy would be afraid of vampires, Dimitri would be afraid of making Rose jealous, and Rashel would have fun doing it!

23. One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens?

Jace decides to start a cooking show. Clary tries to tell him it's crazy but he won't listen. 15 minutes demons attack. Luckily, everyone thinks it's special effects. Soon, Jace's show becomes the most popular action show on the cooking channel!

24. Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Rose has to marry either Keller, Zoey, or Septimus. Rose chooses Septimus because even though he's only, like, 12, he's the only boy there.

25. Seven kidnaps Two, and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Rashel kidnaps Dimitri and demands something from Jez for Dimitri's release. It's advice on how to deal with being a half-blood (read 'Thicker Than Water' on L.J.'s website).

26. You get to meet either One or Six. Who do you choose?

I get to meet either Jace or Quinn. Well, that's a hard choice. Ummmmm, I'd have to go with Jace because while Rashel is amazingly skilled at fighting and could kill me without trying, Clary is a little weakiling with no training who even I could fight.

27. Ten challenges Four to a chariot race. Why?

Percy challenges Zoey to a chariot race because he can control horses so he knows he can win.

28. Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens?

Everyone gangs up on Rose. She actually manages to fight most of them off. Then Dimitri switches sides and they take everyone down. But, Rose stops talking to Dimitri for 2 weeks for even trying to fight her outside of practice. But, she gets over it after he apologizes 3,777 times.

29. Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding except for Eight. How do they react?

Everyone is invited to Dimitri and Percy's wedding except for Keller. She really doesn't care because the wedding's a prank for April Fool's Day anyway.

30. Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Quinn is afraid of Rashel because Rashel has the power to dump him and make him very sad.

31. Ten gathers everyone around to tell them a fairytale. How does it go?

Percy gathers everyone around to tell them a fairytale. It goes really well because everyone enjoys his tales about ancient Greek gods, especially the wise and kind Poseidon.

32. One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens? Why were they late?

Jace arrives late to Dimitri and Percy's wedding. No one cares because it's an April Fool's Day prank. He was late because he took a long time kissing Clary good-bye (get your mind out of the gutters people. They were JUST kissing).

33. Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Jez and Septimus show up at my house roaring drunk. I call Morgead first, and he laughs at Jez because she's hilarious when she's drunk. Then I call Marcia, who grounds Septimus for like 2 months.

34. Three, Six, and Four all go to the zoo for Eight's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get Eight?

Rose, Quinn, and Zoey all got to the zoo for Keller's birthday party. It goes great and Keller really enjoys the big cat exhibit. Rose gives Keller a healing charm she had Lissa make, Quinn gets her a pack of meat (shapeshifters eat flesh), and Zoey gives her a protection charm Grandma Redbird showed her how to make.

35. Everyone gets together and start protesting outside your house. What are they protesting about? What do you do?

They're protesting about all the times I've call ed them stupid while I was reading and all the wacko stuff they're doing in this quiz. I laugh and watch them out of my window.

36. Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?

Septimus murders Dimitri's best friend. Dimitri kicks his butt and only stops when he realizes Sep is no longer breathing.

37. Six and One are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does Six save themselves or One?

Quinn and Jace are in mortal danger. Only one can survive. Well, Quinn saves himself but Jace, being the cunning and crazy person he is finds a way out of it as well.

38. Five is trapped in a cave. Ten come to rescue them. What happens?

Jez is trapped in a cave. Percy comes to rescue her. Percy comes and discovered Jez has already found a way out and is left to wonder why he's there.

39. Three starts a day camp. What happens?

Rose starts a day camp. She gets mad and punches one of the kids. Child services comes and shuts it down. She only did it on a bet with Lissa so she could care less.

40. Four, Six and Seven are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Eight walks in. What happens?

Zoey, Quinn, and Rashel are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Keller walks in and laughs so hard at her sister and her sister's boyfriend and some random girl she has no clue who she is that she call everyone to come watch and laugh as hard as she was.

41. One starts to write a story where Nine and Ten are going out. What is Two's reaction?

Jace starts to write a story where Septimus and Percy are going out. Dimitri is shocked so he shows Rose. Rose laughs soooo hard.

42. Seven makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Rashel makes an apple pie. Let's say it's not her strong point and Quinn tells her so. She punches him but then she tastes it and throws it out a window.

43. Eight and Three go camping. For some reason the forgot to bring food. What do they do?

Keller and Rose go camping. Keller turns into a panther and Rose hangs it over the fire until it's cooked enough.

44. While they are camping they run into James(from NightWorld). What will they do?

Keller says hi and Rose hangs in the background and notices how hot he is.

45. (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), after some prodding from (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.

Jez, Zoey, Rashel, Jace, and Rose are playing Truth or Dare. Jez asks Rashel, and Rashel says Truth. Jez asks who Rashel loves, and Rashel after some prodding from Rose, confessed their true love with Zoey. Zoey does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Rose. Rashel is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Jace while Rose and Zoey run into the sunset together. However, Jez is secretly in love with Jace, and becomes so jealous of Rashel, who, after the comfort from Jace becomes in a relationship with Jace, and so Jez decides to murder Rashel, but is stopped just in time by the police officer, Percy, and is sent to prison, allowing Jace and Rashel to continue their relationship.

Well, that was wrong on so many levels but I hope you enjoyed it. I certainly did.

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Light Me A Lantern by LittlestTrainWreck reviews
Picking up the pieces after being separated for three years isn't as easy as it may seem. A quiet, burning kind of chaos sweeps through Feudal Japan, and it's going to take a lot more than a fairy tale ending to put things back together. They defeated a man who would become the Devil. Can they survive a man who would become a God?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,188 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Truth or Dare Mortal Instruments Style by Fly Away Dreams reviews
What happens when Magnus learns Alec hasn't played Truth or Dare before, the game he believes to be one of the best things that happened to the world? Why, he invites over his sibling and Clary and Simon, of course. Read and see what hiliarity ensues.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
coins by the birds were flown reviews
"Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first one who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behavior." [Jack Frost and Elsa. Jelsa. AU.]
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,688 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa
secular salvation by the birds were flown reviews
A conservative church girl, and a rebel who knows no God—to which they find, in each other, they can be at home. Elsa/Jack. Jelsa.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
And I Will Always Love You by SaturnXK reviews
There are millions of ways to love someone. Here are five of them. – Jack/Elsa. drabble dump.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] - Complete
he's cold and she burns by the birds were flown reviews
In which Jack Frost is a wannabe musician, and Elsa Arendelle just can't help but fall for his guitarist charm. AU. [Jack x Elsa. Jelsa]
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
Noir Chronicles: Kaine by Creager reviews
After all her friends' Markings, she finds herself anticipating her Marking, but has she been waiting longer? Were there signs that drove her towards this future? REWRITING for literary improvement all around. Moved to my AO3 account.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Nyx, OC
edward cullen vs JACE WAYLAND! by ZeaTarstark reviews
just my little opinions why jace is better!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Jace W. - Complete
A Tale of Boredom, Kissing, and Poisonous Plants by princess-wallflower reviews
One-shot. Jace is taking Clary's training WAY too seriously - Clary decides Jace needs to lighten up. Rated T for romance.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Church - Complete
The Silver Dress by Rachel Moretti reviews
This is a small snippet I wanted to write from City of Glass. I love Clary and Jace. I wanted to write something in honor of one of my favorite Book couples of all time. Bare with me, I tried to write them perfectly. Let me know what you think!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Amatis G., Aline P. - Complete
Unlike Any Other by fingerpaint-the-sky reviews
Jace and Clary broke up six months ago. Clary sees him at the club where she works as a singer. Will she get the closure she desperately needs?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Valeintine's diary by I vote for crowley reviews
Valetine: "its not a diary! its a journal about my son...s" us: "yeah we know..." jace found valentine's record of his son, that's where he found out his name was jonathan christopher, this are some of this records.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Jace W., Valentine M. - Complete
What happened after Mockingjay by mimi55337 reviews
Here will be explained what happened after Mockingjay. How, everything was handled, Katniss' and Peeeta's kids names, and age of everybody. This will be multi-chaptered. Enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,280 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Malec Lambert by AnEarthlyKnight reviews
Series of Magnus and Alec oneshots based on Adam Lambert songs. Non-Beta'd. Rated T for sexually suggestive content and language. Sorry the title is lame... it will change eventually.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Son of the Beast by inquiete reviews
Stevie Rae and Rephaim hv sex and later she learns that she's pregnant. Now she must survive it's birth and protect it from harm. Even from it's dad. More sumary inside. Rated T-for sex and passion. R&R.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,842 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Stevie Rae J., Rephaim
The Breakers by les16 reviews
After spending 7 years in prison, Edward gets a new start in the fishing village of Corea, Maine. Can a little girl and her mom, Bella, see beyond his past and can they all find love again...or will the ocean swallow them whole?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 324,923 - Reviews: 7506 - Favs: 4,623 - Follows: 2,974 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hetalia: Truth or Dare or Die by Kiara-SesshomaruLover12 reviews
I have kidnapped the Hetalia crew and am torturing them! I got the idea from my sister StevieRae2011, who did one for House of Night! IF you read that, read some of them, would ya? If you are violent or clinically insane, R&R! You know you want to... Ha!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,342 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - America, Germany
Letter's To You by tiade reviews
Hey I took this idea from another fanfic on Harry Potter. These are Letters from the VA cast to us awesome fanfiction readers and writers. Better than it looks.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011
FORBIDDEN LOVE by inquiete reviews
only one RM has ever experienced luv. But wat bout the others? Shouldn't they hv a chance 2? Well wat if Nyx promised him one? All he had 2 do is luv her and choose Light over Darkness. But wat if his destined luv has chosen never 2 luv again. R&R
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,950 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Nyx, Rephaim
Don't Get Your Fangs in a Twist by half of Twin reviews
Sup! This is the spin off of my story Truth or Dare, Vampified. So You need to read that first to understand what I'm talking about and how I'm torturing th HON cast
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,935 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011
a little touch of heavenly light by kamikazehearts reviews
eric/snow. "You claim to see how William looks at me, and you do not manage to see the way I look at you?"
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/25/2012 - [Eric/The Huntsman, Snow White] - Complete
what if this storm ends? by 28th reviews
mortality is crushing me. / ian&wanda, until the very end.
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Together Atlast by ALL OUT TOMBOY reviews
This is how I think Snow White and The Huntsman Should've ended. - BUt the question remains who will be able to comfort Snow White when shes need to be reassured there love and heart for hers in return? ONESHOT
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Snow White, Eric/The Huntsman - Complete
nod my head so dumb with love by 28th reviews
"I'm here," She murmurs as he falls asleep with his head in the crook of her neck. "I'll always be here."
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
you could be my white knight by 28th reviews
and i could be your fairytale. au where ian/wanda grow up as childhood friends.
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
The Forbidden Game volume four: The Quest by x-Decent.Angel-x reviews
Jenny is recovering from her dramatic and life changing past with the Shadoworld, but the game is never over. Jenny must now complete another mind challenging game to save her friends and the boy she loves.
Forbidden Game series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,278 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Jenny, Julian - Complete
Better to Have Loved by ofsilverandgold reviews
'His was a story of unrequited love, but he would die any day to keep her safe. That is was love is. It had to be.' Drabble. W.I.P.
Nightshade series, Andrea Cremer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Ren L., Calla T. - Complete
It Has To Be by 0109silver reviews
Set right after Golden Lily. Sydney's broken heart. Adrian's shattered heart. All these emotions bottled up in Sydney, she needs someone to talk to. And she asks one simple question: Is it all worth it? One-shot.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sydney S. - Complete
Love and Tradition by serenelystrange reviews
Answered prompt on comment fic over on LJ. "They never do get married." My very first and possibly only SW fic. Hope anyone who chooses to read it likes it!
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Snow White, Eric/The Huntsman - Complete
I Choose by KlaineGleekFanGirl reviews
What if Simon had to choose between Jace and Alec? Oneshot! Parody!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Scars by xoxomolls reviews
"People like me aren't supposed to fall in love with people like you." Spencer/Toby, Aria/Ezra, Lucas/Hanna, Emily/Maya. Angsty. One shot.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
RephaimFanatics by inquiete reviews
A group of friends r talking bout rephaim @ lunch, and the queen-bee over hears and they start 2 argue rephaims greatness. Soon more and more people get involved and it turns into a fight. Later the 2 sides form gangs and the gov. has 2 get involved.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Rephaim
Arya by aryaeragonfan reviews
Quick one shot...Port Inheritance...Review!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
Parenting by Elizem18 reviews
Jace, Clary and the rest of them have faced everything imaginable...now they take on PARENTING! Will Jace and Clary's kid turn out normal or will we have one screwed up child? Hilarity and a fluffiness insues!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,137 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Stake Out by Lunadora LeStrange reviews
One shot of what I wish happened my Toby and Spencer did a stake out in the motel waiting for someone to go to 214.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
House of Night Fan Mail by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
Send fan mail or hate mail to your favorite HON characters T cuz I don't know what you'll write.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011
A Long October by NowakiStar reviews
Jack is assaulted but can Damien help him through it? Will his and Jack's relationship ever be the same? And when the rapist strikes again, will Jack have the courage to confront him. T for now, may go up. All characters. Applied Rape! Not a 1-shot!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Damien M., Jack T.
Two is Better than One by Vampire Guys are Best reviews
One-shots of Toby and Spencer's relationship and cute moments they share as a couple. One-shot. Complete.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
S&M by BornNephilium reviews
"I will behave on two conditions." He looked right into Alec's ocean eyes. "One, no more muzzle." "Deal." Alec said quickly. "Two, you're the only one who I will refer to as Master." Hearing this, Alec hesitated, "D-deal." And they sealed it with a kiss.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,147 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Mortal Instruments Idol by IamSpaceman reviews
What happens when Isabelle forces Alec and Jace to try out for American Idol with her? Read to find out! AH AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Yin and Yang: Black and White Bull by inquiete reviews
the chinese belief is that if u hv yin and yang u will be eternally balanced it is time that the bulls are to be riencarnated and they are making a apperance at the house of night.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,202 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011
Breakups, Makeups, and the Occasional Demons by livvie123321 reviews
"You don't deserve pizza. If you would have just taken Alec to the freakin Aquarium, we would not be in this mess!" Magnus gaped at her, "Oh puh-lease, this is just as much your fault than it is mine; you shouldn't have ditched Jace for Isabelle!"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,069 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Worthless Beings by Inky Octopus Spraypaint reviews
Magnus Bane and Clary Fray grew up being told they are worthless. And then, their minds clicked and they finally believed it. And in love doesn't help when you hate yourself. A/U: High School. NOT Magnus/Clary! IS Alec/Magnus and Jace/Clary!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,042 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Magnus B., Clary F.
Things To Do If Your Feeling Suicidal by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
ways to annoy characters that will most likley kill you for doing it 10 for each one major X-over Volturi,Voldemort,Greek gods, Ripred, and more rated T just in case please R&R
Crossover - Misc. Books & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009
A Thousand Tales by luna-magic-2005 reviews
When Kagome receives a golden lamp for her birthday, she had no idea an actual genie was hidden inside… Canon, Divergence. A romantic adventure told in 100-word chapters - COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 213 - Words: 27,059 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Can't Fix It by rpchosen16 reviews
When Dimitri was telling Rose that he did not love her anymore, Rose ran off. She runs accidentally out side of the wards, and some of dimitri's not so friendly friends are there. They take her. How is Dimitri going to fix it?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,467 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011
Scars by Inky Octopus Spraypaint reviews
My friends always wondered why I loved makeup so much. MagnusPOV short one-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
The Gang Reads Marked by stephanie1014 reviews
It's one or two months before Zoey's arrival. The gang: Stevie Rae, Damien, Erin, and Shaunee along with Erik and Aphrodite stay in Stevie Rae's room reading mysterious books: the House of Night series. Starting with Marked. Read & Review! :DDD
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,920 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Stevie Rae J., Zoey R.
Eternity by mzdestiiny1 reviews
Fallen and fallen never got along. Torn between love and her father, Zoey is forced from her home soon she discovers how dark the world is. What if she had a past self? A big part of her that no one knew about. Reawakened with current events.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,313 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Zoey R. - Complete
Eternal BLossom's Love by inquiete reviews
Rephaim was morning his mother's death blaming himself as usual when all the sudden his mother came out of nowhere and told him that she loves him and she doesn't blame him and that she wanted to show him his birth.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Rephaim, Nyx - Complete
Fated for each other by paniq in love reviews
Jenna and Septimus were just ment to be they have to be Jenna drew him from the bowl can they be married is there love any more than a brother and sister or could it be more much
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Jenna H., Septimus H.
Jace, I am your father by JacindaWeire reviews
Jace so desperately wants to tell the story about his biological father. But the soulless ginger and psychopathic brunette authors make it hard.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Jace W.
An old Friend by mitchellgrassi reviews
A one-shot when Jocelyn takes 14 year old Clary to Magnus Bane to get her memory wiped.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Clary F., Jocelyn F., Magnus B. - Complete
Rephaim by The Grey Horizon reviews
A poem I wrote up while reading "Burned". It's about, you guessed it, Rephaim. R&R.
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Rephaim
In Love With My Bestfriend's, Sisters Boyfriend by xxwolfybabyxx reviews
Clary loves Jace. But there's a problem. Jace has a girlfriend and that girlfriend is Isabelle's sister. What happens when Clary starts to reveal these feelings about Jace?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Hooked by Silent Scribe reviews
The story of Rin, her one love, and Sesshomaru's determination to make it otherwise. Final chapter: "Fin."
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 174,554 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Truth or Dare, Vampified by half of Twin reviews
my game show, my rules. the HON characters are the contestants and I'm the host, and their worst nightmare. we ask them truth questions, make them preform dares that they cant back out of or i go ninja on them, and we kill them off! read and find out more
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,969 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Complete
Noir Chronicles: Vlad by Creager reviews
Sequel to Kaine's Story. A boy shows up in Tulsa with an odd Mark. Everyone has seen it before but can't remember. It's up to Stark to recruit the circle in Baltimore for help with this new problem child. But where are the Goddesses; neither will respond.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,247 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - J. Stark, Nyx - Complete
The Descendent by livvie123321 reviews
So Valentine is gone, but then who is Decipio, and what does he want? And is the Lightwood family about to be torn apart? Definite couples: Malec and Clace. post-CoG, pre-COFA.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,971 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Chat Room 16 by Silent Parader reviews
"you mean, he's in love with another girl?" "you're such a bastard, jace. i can't believe you." Suck at summaries. WARNING: May contain utter nonsense. Read and Review. Hearts to those who read this. Lol.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Ipod Shuffle by CrazyCountryLove3 reviews
First HoN story. Just a quick IPOD shuffle. I dont own anything you recognize. Also mostly country music and I'm taing song requests! Thanks :
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011
I'll Always Love You by vickyxo.xo reviews
"Clary, don't you dare close your eyes on me!" he snapped angrily, forcing her eyes lids to stay open. "When I die, I want to be in the one place I know I'm always going to be safe, and that's in your arms." - Warning Character Death. One-Shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
My iPod Challenge by IloveZimandNny16 reviews
Title says it all
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011
Break Even by Chaos Ride reviews
This isn't like all his other dreams, which were always dredged up memories and loving moments, this is different. JxD
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Damien M., Jack T. - Complete
HP Truth or Dare by Kiara-SesshomaruLover12 reviews
I am going to torture the cast of Harry Potter to your delight so hope you enjoy! Books & Movies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Severus S., Seamus F.
My 200 Days With Him by SKDanielle16 reviews
Part One and Two. Rose and Dimitri meet and apparently only have 200 days together. Or do they? Part One set up a bit like 500 Days of Summer. Part Two is follow-up. OOC. AH. RxD?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,389 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
My Truth or Dare game with the HoN cast by IloveZimandNny16 reviews
Something that's been on my mind for, like, ever. Rated T mostly for langauge.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,306 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011
Getting Used To It by SinnersLikeUs reviews
Takes place after Awakened. SPOILERS! The gang is still getting used to all the weird things that have led up to now, especially Rephaim, Stevie Rae, and their new relationship. A day in their lives. Rated T. One-Shot Series. Now Up: Eyelashes.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,329 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Stevie Rae J., Rephaim
Because by GracefullyFallingDown reviews
A poem that Clary wrote to Jace the night she died.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Spell Broken by inquiete reviews
A enchantress as jinxed Rephaim and reversed the course of time. SR & him never imprinted! ANd he is the only one that remembers any of it! Now he must find a way to win her love and set things right or live the remander of his life alone.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Rephaim
My Immortal by PeachyKeen13 reviews
Not a songfic! Stark took a bullet for Z, and she's trying to cope with his death. But Stark wouldn't just leave her sad - he was prepared for this. So he wrote her a letter. Will it be enough to console her? Read and Review; better than it sounds!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - J. Stark, Zoey R. - Complete
Anastasia Returns by Paige Elise Hale reviews
Anastasia is returned to Dragon.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/31/2011 - [Prof. Dragon L., OC] - Complete
The Truth About Forever by dayuuuumgirl reviews
She's from Athens, he's from Sparta. She's the princess of the Holy Roman Empire, he's the poor pauper. She's a nurse, he's a wounded Civil War soldier. Over and over, they fall for each other, through different lifetimes, despite all odds.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,517 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
InuYasha: Truth, Dare, or Die by Kiara-SesshomaruLover12 reviews
A game where you can ask the characters of InuYasha embarrassing questions, have them do violent and crazy things, and ultimately kill them off. Leave reviews and tell me what you want me to do and it will be done! R&R! You know you want to! Mwah!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sesshomaru, Hakkaku
Caught in a Snowstorm by pianogirl282 reviews
*Set in Frostbite* Rose and Dimitri are on their way to her Qualifier. But what will happen when they find themselves caught in a snowstorm. Will they give in to their feelings, or will Dimitri just push Rose away again?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
House of Night Fan Mail by christinaxo reviews
If you've ever wanted to say something to the House of Night characters here's your chance! Send them your fan mail or even your hate mail! Rated T.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,014 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010
Ave atque vale by Taylahbob reviews
"Am I dead?" he asked to nobody in particular, as there wasn't anybody to really ask in the first place. "Yes," came a voice. "Unfortunately." Jace meets his parents in the afterlife. T for one word.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Jace W. - Complete
Just a New Life by kristiliz reviews
When Clary has a premature baby ... Jace's life takes a turn. He hates everything that has happened, worst of all, he blames the little girl. Can his own daughter earn a space in his heart? You bet .. Protective Dad! R & R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Kurt and Blaine's Second Kiss by IMimelda reviews
Really, just ONE Klaine kiss all season? Well... Glee is pushing the envelope! But one kiss per year for a great couple? Grrrrr. Prepare yourselves for lots of Klaine kissing here as I attempt to make up for it. It's a Klissing fest.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,524 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I'd lie by lilapattinson reviews
What do you do when you fall in love with your best friend ? What if they finally find someone they love,. and its not you ... Should you keep chasing, or move on, what if moving on is deadly?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,022 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Jace's Letter by koolkat1500 reviews
The original letter that Jace left Clary in CoG after they spent the night together. NOT written by me but Cassandra Clare herself. Enjoy!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Angel's Circle by AnnaGhost94 reviews
The beginnings of the Circle: Jocelyn is pregnant and she and Lucian are beginning to doubt Valentine, who is as focused as ever on ridding the world of all Downworlders. Latest chapter relates Lucian's first transformation...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Jocelyn F., Valentine M. - Complete
The Final Fight 20 by inquiete reviews
Rephaim and Dallas go to settle the arguement over who will get SR. It is a grudge they always had. ANd now it is going to be settled. There can only be one victor. And a country-name-sounding ex will met his end.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Rephaim, Dallas - Complete
Jace by Aphrodite-Venus-u.k reviews
A short poem about Jace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Just Your Song by Flymetothatmoon reviews
Sighing, she looked down at the sheet of paper before her; it was coved with words written in pencil. Words she'd written for him and now here she was, about to expose the most secret of part of her to the entire world. CLACE. AU/AH R and R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
While kissing a girl that doesn't like boys by GracefullyFallingDown reviews
What is going through jace's mind while he is kissing Aline. Read paired with Distractions. Oneshot
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Jace W. - Complete
Distraction by GracefullyFallingDown reviews
A poem about what Jace is feeling while he's kissing Aline in City of Glass
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Jace W. - Complete
Black Midnight's Feather by inquiete reviews
this is a poem about Rephaim. Nothing really special to say bout it. It's just what he is inside R&R i hope you all enjoy. :
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Rephaim - Complete
House of Night: If I Was There by inquiete reviews
a list of 10 things that i would do if i was in the House of Night. Tell me which ones are your favorite. R&R
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Complete
Terrible Things by Paramore7 reviews
"Son, I'm only telling you this because life can do terrible things."-Mayday Parade. After Alec's death, Magnus tells his only son the story that was Malec. Song-fic to "Terrible Things" by Mayday Parade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,732 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Top 10 Ways To Annoy Jocelyn Fray by sydneysages reviews
Or Fairchild or Morgenstern, I don't care about her surname. I prefer to know the ways to ANNOY her! Basically the title. I don't own anything. Now, what else to say in the 80 odd characters I have left? Oh yes, Read and Review, Please!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Jocelyn F. - Complete
Letters by Fadedmemories23 reviews
This is basically a story about Dimtri's letters which he wrote and sent back home to his family in Russia during the VA series! Starts from the beginning of VA! Please read! The story's better than the summary!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Dimitri B.
Ask Magnus by NoMoreYaoiHere reviews
I saw this done with Death Note so I decided to try one for MI. You send in questions by review or PM and I make Magnus answer them. They can be MI related or his opinion on bacon. IT'S UP TO YOU!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,060 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Magnus B.
Last Kiss by glitteredrune reviews
I bet you know what's up. Just go inside and R&R! :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Farmer's Daughter by awheeler7 reviews
One Shot based on the song Farmer's Daughter by Rodney Atkins. Jace and Clary : I have a little of Izzy, Alec, Luke, Jocelyn, Magnus and Simon, oh and Hodge in it... Read and Review please
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Decendant by EmmettCullen242 reviews
Stevie Rae is really really in love with someone but nobody knows she has been with him instead of watching the red fleglings... What will happen to little country girl now? Is her date even crazier than the Raven Mocker?
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - J. Stark, Stevie Rae J. - Complete
Ice Skating by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Oneshot ::: Jace can't actually do everything, and when Clary gets bored, Jace's secret is about to come out. Very OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Shattered Glass by hots4jasper261 reviews
What if Jace left in the Portal in City of Bones leaving Clary and the Lightwoods behind? What would happen if he came back after Valentine was killed in City Of Glass and he knew Clary wasn't his sister? Would he be excepted back into his old life?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
What's An EBay? by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Oneshot ::: Jace finally discovers EBay. Pretty OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Critical Moments by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Oneshot, CoB :: In those last critical moments, Jace was too late to save Clary from the Ravener demon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Gracious the Homicidal Maniac reviews
Me being stupid, bored, and in the need for ideas for killing in stories. Please R&R. P.S. First ch. sucks 2nd will be better and thats a promise.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011
Top 10 Ways To Annoy Simon Lewis by sydneysages reviews
Basically what it says in the title. Doesn't involve anything serious or boring, just ten ways to annoy him! R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Simon L. - Complete
The Jeremy Kyle Show Comes To Town by sydneysages reviews
CRACK FIC! The main characters from TMI go on the Jeremy Kyle Show and they discuss the various family situations and just WHO is the person who instigated all the problems in their lives. Includes Jeremy, of course! R&R HUMOROUS! Needs a better title!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Complete
Top 10 Ways To Annoy Clary Fray by sydneysages reviews
Just what it says in the title. Involves insulting her hair colour, a dress that we would ALL want to wear, stalking and one of the best TV shows on daytime TV! R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Clary F.
Interesting Shoes by SpiderSpinner reviews
Marcia and Marcellus fluff. This is my first story please no flames.
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Marcia O., Marcellus Pye - Complete
She Wouldn't Be Gone by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Oneshot Songfic to Blake Shelton's "She Wouldn't Be Gone." Jace is the rich, handsome guy that every girl wants to be with. Clary is the girlfriend who has had enough. AU/AH/Slightly OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Unfaithful by HeIsTheSunAndITheMoon reviews
"It ends tonight," she whispers and walks away. One-Shot
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,566 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Top 10 Ways To Annoy Valentine Morgenstern by sydneysages reviews
Of course, just our existence probably irritates this man. But what are the top 10 things that irritate him? Involves bed wetting, counselling and other things. R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Valentine M. - Complete
Blush Blush Blood by Wolfstorm7 reviews
Clary makes a rune to see into Simon's dreams. After all, best friends never keep secrets from each other. Oneshot... Jace/Simon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Simon L., Jace W. - Complete
Top 10 Ways To Annoy Alec Lightwood by sydneysages reviews
Just what it says in the title. Involves drinking, lying and various other things to annoy this loveable person from TMI! R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Alec L.
Top 10 Ways To Annoy Jace Wayland by sydneysages reviews
Exactly what it says in the title. Includes his sarky comments, eating rats intestines and various other things. R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Jace W. - Complete
Top 10 Ways To Annoy Isabelle Lightwood by sydneysages reviews
Basically what it says in the title: how do you annoy the perfect girl from the Mortal Instruments series? R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Isabelle L. - Complete
Top 10 Ways To Annoy Magnus Bane by sydneysages reviews
Pretty much what the title says: the top ten ways to annoy this sarcastic High Warlock. R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Magnus B. - Complete
The Alphabet by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- 26 oneshots for each letter of the alphabet. Also: Magnus and Alec's love from A to Z! Fluff, a lot of romance and just love and maybe some crack.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,417 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Showdown: Rephaim V Jacob adopted by Holly is Tiny by inquiete reviews
Quick showdown to c which imprinted boy is better, Rephaim or Jacob. Adopted by Holly is Tiny. Let me know what you think, R&R. WARNING: MAGER TWILIGHT BASHING go ahead and flame if u want i want 2 know if it sucks or not and i could use a laugh. : c ya!
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Jacob, Rephaim - Complete
Sparkle and Glower: Alec and Magnus One Shots by Litsztomania reviews
Pointless and fluffy oneshots, varying from short to really short, about Alec and Magnus, either together or just on their own. They get into a lot of shenanigans.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 24,398 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Damien's Dream by PerfectlyAnnie101 reviews
Damien is just grieving after the death of his lover or crush Jack Twist. Nyx gives him a favor of seeing Jack one more time. See what I mean! Read me!
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Jack T., Damien M. - Complete
Moments by SoaringWings reviews
Alec and Magnus drabbles,nonetheless. Just tiny snippets. Some are funny some not and so on.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Lure by HPpercygirl reviews
Simon smells the lure of blood... Jimon, some slash but nothing major. After CoFA, no real spoilers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
My Ipod Game by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
My own version of the Ipod Challenge. Please R&R Stephaim.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Rephaim, Stevie Rae J.
These Fragments I Have Shored Against My Ruins by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
In which Magnus lies wide awake at night and ponders over the fragility of their relationship. Alec/Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Five People by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
The five people who made an impact on Magnus Bane's life. Taught him a lesson or two and basically just the five he will not forget.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Magnus B. - Complete
Aleusia by luminarui reviews
As high ranked warlock, Kayza lived her life with a cursed sight: blind and sightless, but for the visions that torment her. But as her dreams grow steadily more insistent, she decides to seek out an old friend... my first fic, so pleez b nice :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Magnus B.
His Name by ForeverForNow reviews
Malec one-shot. Magnus is confused as to why Alec is so angry. Angst, and may add another chapter and give it a happy ending if you beg me in reviews :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Te seguire por siempre by carly-221B reviews
Zoey reflecciona sobre Stark, su nueva vida y lo que siente sobre el.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Zoey R., J. Stark
Changed by HerHiddenSecret reviews
Kagome is back after 3 years. What's happened to her? Were did she get her neko ears and cat tail? This is a KagxSesh story!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Fragments by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
One hundret one sentence pieces of Magnus/Alec from angst to fluff. "Okay, I'm giving you exactly one minute to explain to me why and whereto all my clothes have vanished – and 'because they were black' is not a valid answer."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Beginning by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
Magnus does the impossible and manages to save Alec from death and gives him eternity. The only problem is that Alec doesn't remember anything from his past. - Continuation of The Alphabet's Letter N - N is for Nothing .
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Loren Cheats by Amethyst Skulkyrie Cain reviews
A songfic. Break your little heart, All Time Low.
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Loren B., Zoey R. - Complete
A beautiful day by jodii bliss reviews
I think its about time Jace and Clary have cute date day without bullshit. One shot,
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Operation: Shopping by Shuichi Saito reviews
Simon learns the hard way that Jace, Alec and shopping don't mix too well together. Especially when it's for feminine products. Contains: Mild swearing, epicness and lots of homour. Malec. - NEW AND IMPROVED VERSION
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jace W., Alec L.
A One Shot by jodii bliss reviews
a one shot on how Jace reacts to Clary becoming Simons girlfriend
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
15 years later by Bullseye-Baby reviews
this is 15 years after LS. i hope you like it.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Complete
Jace sings Elmo's World by Story Writer-In Books I Trust reviews
Warning: Jace is very OOC in this, but it's very funny.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Jace W. - Complete
10 Things You Never Knew About the PJO Characters by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
Title says it all. Please R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2011
Too Late by EmeraldDragonxo reviews
After Jace breaks Clary's heart, she realizes who she really loves. When she confronts them, he tells her the horrible truth.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Simon L., Clary F. - Complete
Lonely night by DangerouseLove reviews
-Love is when you shed a tear and still want him, it's when he ignores you and you still love him, it's when he loves another girl but you still smile and say I'm happy for you, when all you really do is cry.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Zoey R.
Halo by Slushiesandchoccolate reviews
Rose sings to Dimitri. 1-shot, maybe more. pls R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Manners by Seylin reviews
Drabble. Alec teaches Magnus a little about manners. Slash.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Putting on a Show by Seylin reviews
Drabble. Simon would later blame it on the drink Magnus had given him. Slash.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Simon L., Jace W. - Complete
Septimus vs Harry by I love Magyk reviews
Jenna is planning an event that involves two great wizards. Her adopted brother Septimus Heap. And Harry Potter. The two will compete to find out who the better wizard is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009
Bump by Potter's Redhead reviews
She had never been scared like this before, after everything she's been through. But now, Clary has to face to scariest thing yet.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Demon et Angel by inquiete reviews
two beings fuesed as one, an angel and an demon. Joined into one being complete and whole. It is a ying yang cicle. Circling on and on, nither can live without the other. Watch these 2's dance in a breathtaking poem of Light and Dark. R&R.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Rephaim - Complete
Fall For You by Willow Golde reviews
Jace and clary songfic to Secondhand Serenade's Fall For You I'm only on the third book so I might not get all the details right. K for mentions of suicide. First Fanfiction so don't be too harsh.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
A Little While Down the Road by jfsgirl-kimaleshire reviews
I woke up one morning a way I never had before. I was actually smiling. Not because I had a perfect new outfit to wear to school. I was happy because today was the day I was finally going to be Marked.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011
Alec Won't Say It by mano95 reviews
Songfic. Alec and Isabelle singing "I Won't Say I'm in Love" from Hercules. Alec is Meg, Izzy is the muses. My boredness amuses me *I want to turn this into a collection of songfics
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Irish Malec by Magnusjane25 reviews
Magnus tell Alec a story about his past *tear* yea... i wrote this on ST.Patricks day.. but never,well did anything about it..
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Heap Drabbles by MizukiMai reviews
A collection of drabbles about various SH characters...Rumors are terrible things. Please R&R!
Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
All could go wrong by BumpkinLove reviews
When Stevie Rae develops feeling's for someone close who can she turn too? Even thought she still has feeling for both Rephaim and Dallas. She is still imprinted with Aphrodite. Will the love for someone new help her or will it leave her broken hearted?
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Stevie Rae J., Zoey R.
And by Cafesitodeldia reviews
Clary ni siquiera sabe qué le ve. Clary ni siquiera sabe cómo es que puede fijarse en alguien como él teniendo a Jace. —Drabble, Clary&Magnus. Para Analu.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Clary F., Magnus B. - Complete
Alec and Magnus See a Horror Movie by cinnas.super.cool reviews
An extremely short oneshot thing...I was inspired to write this after going to see the movie Insidious
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
¿Quién dijo que era Amor? by Tenshin-no-Tsubasa reviews
One-Shot...SebastianXJace "Quizá, nunca comprendiste el porque nunca acepte a Clary como mi hermana, ¿Acaso te interesa saber ahora, Ángelito? Veras , es simple. Nunca me gustó su relación, ya que para empezar...Tu me perteneces"-Sebastian Verlac
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Jace W. - Complete
Never Give In by dax-fox reviews
Awareness of his own mortality is becoming a heavy chain on Alec's soul. Time is an unconquerable foe but can Magnus give him the hope to believe in their future together?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
I'll Leave You With This Lullaby by SkyBlue35 reviews
Post COFA, no spoilers Alec and Magnus live a happy life. Alec lives with him now, going to the Institute only to visit family and train with his siblings. He wakes up sick one day and Magnus takes care of him like a good boyfriend. ... Just Malec fluff!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Fire of Desire by saphira96 reviews
A Poem i wrote for Clary and Jace, the second one actually. This one takes place in the middle of the City of Glass.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
When You're Gone by NicoleBelikovOzera reviews
Set 10 years after COG. A one shot of Clary after Jace is killed and how she copes AN: Jace does make an appearence and there is a nice surprise!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Life's A Dance by Lady Kirara reviews
[COMPLETE] Kagome never had much self-confidence due to her traumatizing past. When Sango convinces her to go to a nightclub she sees an unlikely character. She tries to leave but he convinces her to stay. Sess X Kags
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Mine by la risa de tus ojos reviews
Drabble; Jace ríe, tú lloras. Jace sonríe, tú sollozas. Jace disfruta, tú sufres. Jace peca, tú te caes con la misma piedra. Jace olvida. Tú lo recuerdas siempre. Alec\Jace. Para Mel y Annie.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - Spanish - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
Glittering Darkness by Zanawolf reviews
Short Poem for Malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Magnus B. - Complete
That Bane by blacknails512 reviews
Magnus Bane annoys a client with all his talk about Alec. Pure crack. No longer a oneshot. But you should still R&R.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Whiskey Lullaby by DesertDarkfire reviews
Loss and heartache. One leaves. One stays. What is truth? What is an illusion?
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Zoey R., Heath L. - Complete
Snake charmers redemption by ImARockNRollBandOfMe reviews
What happens at the house of night, once everyones all grown up and in charge, what new suprises are in store for them? What mess did Neferet leave behind for them to clear up? What happens when a new girl joins the scene... Welcome To The House Of Night.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,915 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Complete
The 'Wii' by Magnusjane25 reviews
Magnus buys a mundane toy and Alec doesn't seem to know how to use it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Like the Finest Wine by Dance Elle Dance reviews
As embarrassing as it was to admit, Simon found that the golden-haired Shadowhunter's blood tasted the sweetest. JaceSimon, oneshot
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2011 - [Simon L., Jace W.] - Complete
The Final Fight by inquiete reviews
What would it be like if rephaim and dallas had 1 big final showdown to discide once and for all who got to have stevie rae? Who would win, who would lose, what would stevie rae's reaction be? read and find out.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Rephaim, Dallas - Complete
Night by inquiete reviews
This is a poem bout our goddess, Nyx. And her beloved night sky, the beautiful blackness we've all come 2 luv. I like 2 think of it as asking for her blessing almost. So *puts first over heart and bows* blessed be 2 all who read this. Enjoy and review.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Nyx - Complete
Ever Wondered by GhostLawsOfDoom reviews
Has Clary ever painted Jace naked? Is alec wear coloured contacts? Is Simon a mean drunk? Who Jace lost his virginity to... read to find out! R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Jace W., Magnus B.
A Thousand Reasons by MountainAir reviews
"What if I woke up, and you were still my sister? What if there were still a thousand reasons we couldn't be together?" Jace needs confirmation that things are as good as they really are. And who will be there to convince him? Clary, of course.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Nyx's Warrior by asdasdergergkhkfihgkfigkfdiglb reviews
Nyx knows Neferet had stopped listening, and needs a warrior. She finds her, in Olympia, Washington. She will need to be Marked, and must adjust to life as a Fledgling, and as Nyx's Warrior.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Nyx
Heart Broken and Torn by Adelle-Lori Wisteria reviews
A poem of a love that could not flourish...
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Wedding Dress by Desert-Bandit reviews
Sesshoumaru attends Kagome's wedding. Based on the song by Taeyang entitled "Wedding Dress"
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Is She The One? by ThatCandyGirl reviews
The unexpected happened and he fell in love with her.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Kikyo's Death by CottonCandyStitches reviews
Kikyo die's DUUHHH! BTW this is a kikyo hater fanfiction LOL hope you like it
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Remember Me by inugomefiend reviews
Poem for during the three years Kags was gone, from Kagome to Inuyasha; happy-sad but sweet and loving memories in rhyme. I think its pretty good, if I do say so myself (deleted the other five poems I wrote but could not with this one). Hope you like!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Forever by blacknails512 reviews
Alec doesn't want to talk about it. Magnus needs to talk about it. It's that one word- Forever. One word, so many different meanings. Oneshot. R&R.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
It's too late by DanyCullen01 reviews
Oneshot; Jace se ha dado cuenta de sus sentimientos por Alec, pero este último ya no está muy seguro. Slash. Para KissWithAFist.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - Spanish - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
Anomaly by Dance Elle Dance reviews
He was dragged into Jace's world, a mess of glasses and unruly hair. Now, he was immortal and glorious, never being able to have what he truly wanted - because what he wanted was Jace himself. JaceSimon, oneshot
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Simon L., Jace W.] - Complete
Love You Forever by chanceinalifetime079 reviews
When Magnus is called to the Institute, he doesn't know what to expect. But deep down he always knew that it was inevitable. His relationship with Alec, however wonderful it was, was always going to be brief. That is the curse of an immortal. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The House of Plenty by Litsztomania reviews
It's Alec's 21st birthday and he has a decision to make - live his natural life and die with his family, or live forever with Magnus? Alec/Chairman Meow, Magnus/the word 'and' on page 243 of City of Glass. Seven-Shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,057 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Sleepily Slapped by Laurel G reviews
MALEC SLASH Alec is having a bad dream and Magnus tries to wake him up. It doesn't work out like he planned, though. Don't like boyxboy, don't read!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
A Story About My Daddy by Im.losing.hope reviews
Magnus' six year old daughter, Juliet has a 'daddies day' at her school. She tells a story, why both of her daddies couldn't be there together on that day. Rated K R&R Oneshot
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Magnus B. - Complete
She Dies by geeeorge reviews
A one-shot from The House of Night, you'll never guess- she dies:O
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Zoey R., Rephaim - Complete
My Lonely Mind by Rejhan reviews
How does one cope when you lose the one that you love? How do you go on with your life when everything around you reminds you of him? Can you be saved, or are you too far gone? Malec one shot. COMPLETE
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Nyx's Conversations with the dead by thegreatstoryteller reviews
I think the title is pretty explanatory, but just in case. This is a series of short conversations between Nyx and the fledglings/humans that have ended up in her grove. Warning Spoilers for awakened.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Nyx - Complete
Cowboy Take Me Away by Starksarrowgirl reviews
This is somewhere between rated M and rated T. A love scene between the good Dallas and Stevie Rae. And when I say love I mean making love. Based on the song "Cowboy Take Me Away" by the Dixie Chicks.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Dallas, Stevie Rae J. - Complete
Play On by Harmony'sLoveHP reviews
This is a short play about Zoey, Stark, Erik, and Aphrodite.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - J. Stark, Zoey R. - Complete
Songs of Rephiam & Stevie Rae by Animeimaginationgrl reviews
A collection of songs relating to the relationship between the weirdest couple of HoN, Rephiam & Stevie Rae. Rated for safety. Complete for now.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,768 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Rephaim, Stevie Rae J. - Complete
Neferet the evil biatch by Animeimaginationgrl reviews
A one-shot, short poem about Neferet and our view on her from the 1st book and how it changed on to Awakened. Randomly done in Spanish class...
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Neferet - Complete
Don't Tell Me by Harmony'sLoveHP reviews
What happens when Stark is dying, he cheated on Zoey, and Zoey still loves him? Aphrodite tells someone off, but who is it? Kalona, Neferet, Erik, Erin, Shaunee, Damien, & Jack briefly in it.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - [J. Stark, Zoey R.] Aphrodite L., Erik N. - Complete
At First Sight by whereJIJisalive reviews
AU story, takes place on a boys' boarding school. Jack/Stark at first, but with them having some troubles, Jack is perceptible to a certain person appearing in his life, showing him how a real boyfriend is supposed to act. Rated T just to be safe.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Jack T., Damien M. - Complete
They Couldn't Get the Gum Out' by FatalFrame203 reviews
Jack loves candy, more importently he loves gum. But he has a habit of falling asleep with it still in his mouth. Now he learns the hard way what happens when he does that. a DamienxJack fic
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Damien M., Jack T. - Complete
Songs of HON by StarkLovesMoi reviews
OMG this is funny but sadly this doent really happen in the books
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Neferet, Stevie Rae J.
House Of Night Carnival by PaganPancakes reviews
Step right up to the House of Night Carnival where you suggest games, who has to play them, and the random vegetable of the chapter! Which may sound strange, but trust me, it's worse!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011
Tai La Mar by kisei-angel reviews
this a short poem about Mimi Porce imput as the angel of death Azreal...Plz read and review...
Blue Bloods - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Mimi - Complete
Until we meet again by whereJIJisalive reviews
SPOILERS for book 8, Awakened. Jack doubts how strong his and Damien's love really is. He wonders whether it will still be there in centuries time when Damien will join him in the Otherworld. A little angsty. Heath also appears.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Jack T., Heath L. - Complete
Snow is Cold by IamSpaceman reviews
A short, fluffy malec one-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
My House of Night by PaganPancakes reviews
This is what it would be like if I went to the house of night well in my head this is what happens Read and review if you want to! You know you want to! I'm not creepy!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,872 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010
My Harry Potter by PaganPancakes reviews
This is what it would be like if I went to Hogwarts in my head anyways Read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Complete
Gracias by iLOVEdisneyandvampiresxx1996 reviews
He had always thought of happiness as a forbidden emotion for him—but then, Rephaim understood the path to utter happiness could be easily achieved; as long as he had something he owned, something he wanted… something he loved. / fluffy Stevaim one-shot
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Stevie Rae J., Rephaim] - Complete
A day they would never forget by Halos held up by horns reviews
Have you ever wondered how close Jack and Schuyler actually were? What would happen if one of them no longer lived. Would the other survive? COMPLETE
Blue Bloods - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Schuyler, Jack - Complete
Child's Games by AnonymousAndUnoriginal reviews
I love him, I love him not. In the forest of Ellesmera, Arya ponders Eragon, Faolin and life after Gil'ead. Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Arya - Complete
Broken Angel by DearJournal reviews
This is the telling of the last moments of Kingsley Martin's life in the way that he viewed his final moments.
Blue Bloods - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kingsley, Mimi - Complete
Accords Kiss by IamSpaceman reviews
This is the malec kiss in the Accords Hall in CoG, just something I did in, like, 5 minutes after reading that part in CoG Don't read if you feel uncomfortable with boyxboy MagnusxAlec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Where'd Dylan go? by wolfbabe95 reviews
She's always thinking about him and always wondering where'd he go? Why can't she get him off her mind? contains a teaser chapter for potential story
Blue Bloods - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bliss, Dylan - Complete
Fan Mail by christinaxo reviews
If you've ever wanted to say something to the Night World characters, now is the chance! Send them your fan mail or even hate mail. Changed rating to T for language sort of and I'm paranoid! ON HIATUS.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,477 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010
Magnus Isn't Too Bright When Drunk by IamSpaceman reviews
This is a stupid one-shot I thought of and had to post. Its really stupid and really short so read at your own risk...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Speak Now by mspolapotter reviews
I have forever hidden. But I cannot lose the one I love.
Blue Bloods - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Jack, Kingsley, Mimi, Schuyler - Complete
Where Is He? by SepxJen-fan reviews
A poem about Jenna and her true love, will he come when she needs him... What will happen? Who is it? I suck at summaries, anyway please feel free to tell me what you think could improve it! R&R thnx luv u's!
Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Jenna H.
98th HalfBlood Hunger Games by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
A Submit A Tribute Story with a twist: each tribute is a half-blood. Please R&R and submit your tributes. Submission Closed
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010
Seeing Heart to Heart by SepxJen-fan reviews
Tehe hey everyone! I know im in the progress of writing another fanfic but I just found this file hidden away in my desktop and i'll try my best to finish it. Summary: Septimus and Jenna are told to leave the castle, DomDaniel comes back, is causing havoc
Septimus Heap - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Septimus H., Marcia O.
True Love Hurts by SepxJen-fan reviews
Jenna and Septimus wish to get married, but with so much disagreeing and Merrin in the way will it still happen?
Septimus Heap - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Septimus H., Jenna H.
78th hunger games by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
This is one of those submit your tributes stories because I thought it looked fun. So come on in and make a tribute. May the odds be ever in your favor. Rated T because this is the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010
Tigers and roses by thegreatstoryteller reviews
Raven has a secret,she is in love. Figure out who her mystery man is and what his intentions are.Better than it sounds.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Raven, Slade - Complete
I Just Wasted Your Time by half of Twin reviews
I couldn't think of anything to write so i just did this. Please do not send me to a mental hospital when you read this, I'm just a weird person who hates stalkers
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Zoey R. - Complete
The Light of Love by partyy.locker reviews
Stevie Rae shows Rephiam the light of love. Lots of fluff. : I own nothing. Read & review plz & thank you
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Rephaim, Stevie Rae J. - Complete
A Lucky Escape by iLOVEdisneyandvampiresxx1996 reviews
*SPOILERS FROM NIGHTFALL* Elena rescues Stefan from Shinichi and Misao, with the help of Damon. AU/OOC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Stefan, Elena - Complete
When You Mix Magyk & Royalty by Iceblossom22 reviews
Jenna has to pick a name from the wisping pot soon. She cheats at it a little, just to see who she will spend the rest of her life with.
Septimus Heap - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Septimus H., Jenna H.
Teletubbies in the dark by sidneylovesdaleks reviews
DEATH TO THE TELETUBBIES! By the way, the story itself is under the name: 'Teletubbies die'.
Teletubbies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010
Tellitubie KILLER by CCHS Author reviews
it is funny
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
One Single Heartbeat by iLOVEdisneyandvampiresxx1996 reviews
What if Bella hadn't bent over to catch her cup? What if everything had gone well? What if Carlisle had safely delievered the baby, and Bella could have remained human? – one-shot for everybody who had those questions in mind while reading Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2010 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Hotel Dumort by Duck Life reviews
To the tune of "Hotel Room Service" by Pit Bull. Please R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
The Sunrise by Hex Yukay reviews
Septimus is up early, watching the sunrise and thinking about that certain person who he loves more than he can comprehend. One-Shot!
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Septimus H., Jenna H. - Complete
Halfbloods at Walmart by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
Percy and the gang get hold of a things to do at walmart list hilarity will follow please R&R by the way if you read ch. 2 before 11/10/09 at 4.09 go back and reread it first half is same but i added to it
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009
Have To Say Goodbye by thegirlwiththebangs reviews
She had gotten it all, jewellery, beautiful dresses and other luxury gifts, except the hug and the warming smile from a certain person she hadn’t seen for years and yet he couldn’t make it to her 18th birthday. ONE-SHOT
Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Jenna H., Septimus H. - Complete
The Diamond Ring by nagiNi13 reviews
Jenna held it up. “It’s so beautiful, I like it, thank you Sep” “Thought you might” he grinned. Yes it was the best. xxx Awful at summaries xxx
Septimus Heap - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Septimus H., Jenna H. - Complete
Coming to Terms by KilroyWasHere reviews
On the evening following her trial, Mimi comtemplates her fate as her family struggles to accept her impending death. Set during Masquerade.
Blue Bloods - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Mimi, Jack - Complete
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Foreseen reviews
Sequel to Destined. Really the same summary as Destined. Kalleb, Layla, Joi, and Cassidy are all 7 years old. DON'T READ UNLESS YOU'VE READ ALL OF DESTINED! R&R! You know you want to!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,757 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Zoey R., Stevie Rae J.
Heal My Broken Heart reviews
After Awakened. Kalona beats his youngest son almost to death. Damien comes to the rescue. But, what happens when the Raven Mocker starts talking to him and, more importantly, what happens when Damien starts listening? R&R you know you want to! DamienxOC
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Damien M.
The Vampyre's Daughter reviews
Kalie Ellis was a normal 16 year old until she got pregnant with her daughter Allie. She gets dumped and disowned cuz she won't give up her baby Then, she's Marked and goes to the Tulsa H.o.N. Zoey&the gang included, not main characters. R&R. U no u wanna
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,031 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - J. Stark, Zoey R.
After Clockwork Princess
SPOILER ALERT! Reveals who Tessa ends up with. Two different stories in one. On is an alternate ending for CP2 and one is in presentish times. JemxTessa AND WillxTessa. R&R
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
The Shadowhunter Warlock reviews
Stevie Nightshade has always thought herself to be a normal Shadowhunter. Except, one day she wakes up to find herself with different features. She's a warlock. But she's a Shadowhunter. She must find out who she is, what she is. The road is dangerous...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Magnus B.
I Love Him reviews
It's complicated. Explanation and summary inside. HoN/anime crossover. Sorry, but there's no way i can explain it all in 254 characters. Expect a title change though. It's all I could think of at the moment. Fiveshot. Cool? So, R&R! You know you want to!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Complete
Truth or Dare: My Rules For the HoN Cast reviews
Another torture story. But this one is like a collection of all of them with a twist or two of my own. And if you read my Annie Honson Challenge, you know exactly how psycho i am : . So, R&R! You know you want to :D
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,289 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - J. Stark, Rephaim
Anniversary reviews
Many years in the future, Magnus celebrates his and Alec's anniversary... alone. Alec is no longer with him. Malec One-Shot. R&R! You know you want to!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Daughters and Fathers reviews
When Tessa's daughter begins to wonder about her heritage Tessa must explain to her a hard truth about her father. In a tale of woes secrets will be told and tears will flow. AU, one-shot, takes place after CP2. TessaxWill/xJem. R&R! You know you want to!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Tessa G., Jem C.
Unto My Dying Breath reviews
When Arya is injured in battle, she makes a confession... regarding Eragon. How will Eragon react, knowing Arya has been dealt a mortal wound? This is a One-Shot! Takes place before Inheritance. Character death, so beware. R&R! You know you want to...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
She Doesn't Love Me Anymore reviews
In the Motel in West Virginia, we all know what Rose was thinking. But, what was Dimitri thinking? What were his thoughts on the closeness of their bodies? Dimitri is just as affected as Rose. Pages 87-91 in the paperback of LS. R&R! You know you want to!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Queen's Wedding reviews
Jenna is getting married... to Beetle. Septimus is devastated. Jenna and Septimus try to hide their feelings, no thinking their love is requited. So, who will Jenna marry? Septimus? Beetle? Neither? Stay tuned. 3-shot. SepxJen. R&R! You know you want to!
Septimus Heap - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Jenna H., Septimus H.
A Visit From an Old Friend reviews
Tessa visits Magnus. I'm horrible at summaries. Takes place after CoFA. R&R, you know you want to!
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Magnus B., Tessa G.
Jace, O King of Idris reviews
A redheaded maid delivers an anonymous love to the might king of Idris, Jace. Who is the letter from and does Jace return the feeling? Most importantly, will there be a happily ever after? AU, slight OOC. Magnus appears once. R&R! You know you want to!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Goodnight, Clary reviews
When Clary is mortally wounded, she and Jace revisit one of their memories. Excerpt: "He replayed the memory in his head and, together with his teen self from the memory, whispered, "Goodnight, Clary." Told from Jace's POV. R&R! You know you want to!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Scars reviews
Stevie Rae and Rephaim are laying in bed and she notices a strange white line. What is it and where did it come from? Should she be concerned? Fluffy one-shot set after Awakened. Sorry if the summary sucks. I'm bad at them. So, R&R, you know you want to!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Rephaim, Stevie Rae J. - Complete
The Inu Family Chronicles reviews
A series of one-shots about Kagome, Inuyasha, their children and that group. They will range from relationship problems, to sibling rivalry,and everything in between! So, experience the hilarity and the joy of The Inu Family *clap clap*!R&R! U no u wanna!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Forever reviews
This is Malec, so, don't like, don't read. Alec finds a way to immortality. This is how, why, and what he does. That's pretty much it. Rated T for kissing! R&R, you know you want to!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
AnnieHonson Challenge: HoN: StevieRae2011 reviews
Ten things I would do as part of the Nerd Herd. Rated T for extreme psychosis and moderate violence. R&R! You know you want to! :
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Zoey R., Rephaim
In Your Arms reviews
Bonnie and Damon are walking down the street in the Dark Dimension. Bonnie come to a realization. SHE LOVES DAMON! But, does he love her back? Well, you get to read and find out. ONE SHOT! R&R, you know you want to!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Bonnie, Damon - Complete
iPod Challenge: Stoey reviews
The same idea as Nyx's chosen one's iPod challenge, only longer. It's a Stoey. All in Zoey's POV. All human unless drabble says otherwise. Please read! R&R!
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Zoey R., J. Stark - Complete
Destined reviews
My version of the 9th H.o.N. Since everybody's doin' the baby scenes lately, so am I. Rated T for kissing, mild violence, and just in case. Any way, i suck at summaries, so, Read & Review
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,236 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Zoey R., Stevie Rae J. - Complete
Far Away reviews
This is a Inuyasha/Kagome one-shot. Some people die, and Inuyasha cries. Ummm, I suck at summaries so the story is better than it sounds. Rated T for mild violence! R&R please!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Damien's Dream reviews
A cute, short Jamien story look on my profile to see what that means if you can't figure it out . Again, I suck at summaries so Read&Review!
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Damien M., Jack T. - Complete
Rephaim's Dream reviews
Not really a Stevaim Story. You get to meet Rephaim's mom. No Kalona or evil people. A very nice story. Read & Review please!
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Rephaim, Nyx - Complete
Time to Wait reviews
A very sad story. Don't read if you don't want to see yet another person killed by Kalona. Umm, It's a Stevaim story so it fits my lots of H.o.N promise. It's not my best story but it's not the worst either so Read and Review!
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Kalona, Rephaim - Complete
3 Reasons reviews
All about Rephaim and Stevie Rae. Takes place after Awakened so Spoilers Alert! Starts out sad, turns happy, and ends bitter-sweet. I know this summary sucks so please just read. I swear it's a million times better!
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Rephaim, Stevie Rae J. - Complete
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