The Additional Pylon
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Joined 01-14-11, id: 2704013, Profile Updated: 03-27-14
Author has written 9 stories for Legend of Zelda, Dragon Ball Z, Kid Icarus, and Fire Emblem.

"I never learned how to read!"

- Pit, Kid Icarus Uprising

For all of you who are wondering, I decided to call myself The Additional Pylon as a reference to the classic Starcraft joke. Take that Aldaris! I don't need to construct additonal pylons. I AM The Additional Pylon! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

For those who are interested, here's a bit more information about me:

Gender: male
Hobbies: Playing video games, writing, blowing up Like-Likes with a powder keg, and saving the world from the greatest of all evils: boredom

Anyways... Welcome to the home of the random variety stories! I'm probably not going to write as often as I used to but I'll occasionally put up some random one-shots and short stories on whatever strikes my fancy at the time. As such, expect a whole lot of bizarre and nonsensical content. And who knows, maybe you'll get a small laugh out of them as well. For now though, I'm off to give the Lord of the Underworld a bad heartburn and then go farming afterwards. See ya guys later!

Oh, and seeing how I don't have anything better to put up... here's a bunch of random top 10 stuff. Enjoy.

My Top 10 Favorite Video Games
1. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
2. Final Fantasy X
3. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness
4. Fire Emblem: Awakening
5. Kid Icarus Uprising
6. Persona 4
7. Persona 3 FES
8. Tales of Symphonia
9. Harvest Moon: Animal Parade
10. Katamari Damacy

Favorite Pairings
1. Link x Malon (LoZ: Ocarina of Time)
2. Tidus x Yuna (Final Fantasy X)
3. Laharl x Flonne (Disgaea: Hour of Darkness)
4. Pit x Viridi (Kid Icarus Uprising)
5. Yu x Marie (Persona 4)
6. Minato x Elizabeth (Persona 3)
7. Adell x Rozalin (Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories)
8. Genis x Presea (Tales of Symphonia)
9. Katamari x Giant Octopus (Katamari Damacy)
10. Wakka x Lulu (Final Fantasy X)


I'm too lazy to put a disclaimer in every single chapter so I'll just put up a disclaimer that covers all my stories here:

I do not own Legend of Zelda, Portal, Dragon Ball Z, Lord of the Rings, Tales of Symphonia, Jurrasic Park, E.T., House, Eragon, Star Wars, Naruto, Pokemon, Yugioh, Digimon, Mario, Sonic, Pong, Final Fantasy, Pac-man, Ms. Pac-man, Harry Potter, Twilight (only here so I can express my hatred of it!), Kingdom Hearts, Disney, Arc Rise Fantasia, Starfox, Starcraft, Advance Wars, One Piece, Shaman King, Kirby, Fire Emblem, or any other movie/video game/TV show/book refrences that I put in my stories. The random humor, occasional epicness, OCs, and waffles are mine.

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Group of Weirdos: Twilight Princess by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
One day, an unfortunate farm boy is quite literally dragged into a world saving adventure against his will. Fortunately, to help him he is able to recruit the... unstable bosses that he beats to assist in his cause. This is fated to go badly.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,159 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Link, Midna, Majora's Mask
Demon Dragon Rider by Leaf Ranger reviews
During the training trip, Naruto is thought to be killed in an ambush. But when a mysterious warrior arises, he has all the world buzzing. Who is the Demon Dragon Rider? Powerful, not G Stuart Naruto. Cold Hinata. NaruHina. Rated M for blood and swearing.
Crossover - Naruto & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,019 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kushina U., Eragon S. - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Majora's Mask by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
Link travels to a new land on a more personal journey, but ends up wrapped in another superevil's schemes. He must now go across Termina and gain allies to fight against Skull Kid, and who better than the bosses he beats? It worked so well last time...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 160,274 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Link, Ganondorf, Tatl - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Ocarina of Time by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
We're all used to the parodies where Link's a brain dead oaf who screws everything up. But now, the bosses our protagonist defeats join his cause and assist with the reclamation of Hyrule, trying their hardest to stop the 'hero' from ruining everything.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,972 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Link, Navi - Complete
Legend Of Naruto by Leaf Ranger reviews
Naruto brings Sasuke back, only to be banished. But out in the world, he discovers new evils that threaten Konoha. With the help of a hero from another realm, he moves to protect his home. OC by Allan Pike. NaruHina of course.
Crossover - Naruto & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 148,822 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Link - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
A Triangle Between Friends by Firefly Rebirth reviews
[Complete! Thanks everyone!] Cremia, now living alone at the ranch, recounts the tale of her youth to the hero we know and love... The love triangle between Anju, Kafei, and Cremia hinted at in the game...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,689 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 2/2/2002 - Published: 1/11/2002 - Complete
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Memoirs of Courage
The 16-bit era Console War was a chaotic time where many great tales were lost. With the uncovering of Farore's old journal however, one such story is finally revealed. Witness the mayhem-filled adventures of the young goddess as she tries to find her place among the other heroes of Nintendo. Action, romance, drama, and pure insanity lies ahead!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Published: 3/6 - Farore
The Wingmen reviews
With only one map left before the mandatory wedding, Robin and his allies are faced with the monumental task of getting Chrom and Olivia together before it is too late. Can these legendary Wingmen succeed in their plans or is Chrom fated to live the rest of his life with a random village girl? Based on a somewhat true story.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Chrom - Complete
Mayhem of Nature reviews
What if Pit had been able to spend more time at Viridi's Sanctuary between Ch 18 and 19? With Viridi, her commanders, and Pit having to spend their free time together, things are bound to get weirder faster than Hades can eat an angel. Okay, maybe a bit faster than that but things are definitely bound to get interesting. Witness the mayhem of Pit and the Forces of Nature!
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,291 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Pit, Viridi - Complete
Anna's Home Shopping Channel reviews
Ever wanted to get your hands on that sacred sword spoken in Hylian legends? Or how about those magical balls that can capture any wild animals with a 100% catch rate? Perhaps you even dreamed of obtaining the legendary 1-Up mushrooms of Mushroom Kingdom lore. Well all this and more can be yours if you stay tuned onto Anna's Home Shopping Channel! *Refunds not provided.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/16/2013
The Legend of Malon: Meme's Mask reviews
Following her epic cow delivery, Malon ends up following Link to Termina. However, they soon realize that Majora is the least of their worries as they learn that Cloud, the dictator of Sony, has returned to find the fabled Meme's Mask and conquer the video game universe. Can Malon and her new random allies find a way to stop this spiky haired villain? Only time will tell...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,271 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Malon, Link
Malon's Epic Cow Delivery reviews
Ever wonder how Malon was able to deliver a cow to Link's house? Or why Hyrule Field seemed so empty of monsters? Here's your answer. Witness the mind-boggling "meanwhile" story of OoT!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 130,143 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Malon, Link - Complete
That Was Easy reviews
How the Frieza saga should've ended. Who knew that it could've been this easy? oneshot
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Frieza, Krillin - Complete
Council of Rejects reviews
The rejects of Twilight Princess try to figure out how to feature in Skyward Sword by holding their own evil council. Let the randomness commence. Sequel oneshot to Ganondorf's Council of Annoyance. Includes an alternate ending!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Complete
Ganondorf's Council of Annoyance reviews
Failing to stop Link in Ocarina of Time, Ganondorf decides to bring together all the Ocarina villains in order to figure out how to destroy Link once and for all. What could possibly go wrong? oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Ganondorf - Complete