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Joined 01-14-11, id: 2704178, Profile Updated: 10-05-11
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Hey, hey! I'm KillerUchiha, otherwise known as . . . Anything that has anything to do with Gaara! I had a lot of names on a lot of accounts, all pertaining Gaara, or Shukaku. I'm a Gaara fan who isn't a fanboy! Mainly because even though I obsess over him, if I don't want to seem excited, or if someone seems like they would think it was too weird to see me hyper, I'll say I'm not a fanboy, and yes, I hate Sasuke's guts. But I don't! I am officially, as of March 2011, an ex-Sasuke-hater, and a Sasunarusasu fan. Not an obsessive fanboy...not yet. But I'll never forget Gaara, or stop drawing him. [However, around such friends as my lovely Gaarafangirl friend, the ghost of a fanboy may emerge...]

hug Free HUG!

Mary Sue Test This test really hates my Naruto OCs... like... My original characters for original fictions got just perfect scores... Some of my Naruto OCs got negatives! Seriously! I didn't think they were that boring... T.T

Anyways, about myself...

Where I want to live: in Wind Country or the Land of Snow. Not much a fan of the inbetween stuff...

What things I like: Naruto the anime, Naruto the manga, drawing Gaara, writing fictions and fan fictions (I'm writing one now, hoping to get it done before my birthday, though, I have high doubts that thats possible.), drawing yaoi comics for my friend whenever she tells me to, listening to some of the Naruto title songs (I never know what the titles are...), playing fiddle music, when I can play it right, classical as well, I've only got one, but also the blues. Can you tell I like music?

Anyway, on to other things. If not KillerUchiha, call me Sasuke-teme or Gaara-kun. Aa, I've also become Nii-san and Chi. Chi isn't just because of Itachi, even thought he's awesome. It's the beginning of Chidori, the end of Itachi, and a combination of my first and middle names.

Story Ideas:

Yes, I realize that everyone out there has written the same story... : Writing Naruto

Sakura just wanted to waste some time after training. She thought that she might read a few online fictions, but came across a different kind of fiction... fanfiction. She gasped at the next summary.

My Lost Flower

Alone after her beloved Sasuke flees Konoha, Sakura finds contentment in her friendship with Naruto, but that isn’t enough. Soon, she needs someone else as well. SakuIno!

Naruto - Rated: M - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,967 - Sakura H. & Ino Y. - Complete

Sakura stared. What a horrible site! At least there was some Sasusaku as well. She tended to keep to that section of the fics. Oh my gosh! Naruto and Sasuke won't believe this! And foolishly, she asked them to meet her. At the same time. What brawl will ensue for this?

Harry Potter Crossover: Luna's Experiment

Luna was just finishing up her latest experiment, when a most peculiar thing happens. Her experimental charm of transportation, a way for young wizards and witches to travel without the fear of splinching that apparation posed, brought a strange set of boys to the Room of Requirement, which was where she'd been working.

One was grey-skinned and had abnormal wings that almost looked like hands jutting from his back. There was also a four-pronged star in the center of his face. The other glowed with a strong, ginger power. Plain shock was etched into both faces, the one with orange light surrounding him seeming much more astonished than the winged-one. He looked too murderous to be surprised.

Legend of the Seeker Crossover: What Do You Seek?

Madara has won the war, and all nine Jinchuuriki are lost, but when the nine souls meet in the underworld, they also meet the ten-tailed Beast. In rage of his (indirect) defeat, the Bijuu sends his strength back to the overworld for revenge, but he doesn't quite put them in his own world. He would go himself, but the world of the living would be a dangerous place, and his soul couldn't last very long in it, but his pawns could, as long as his spell was kept strong from the energy of the ever-coming dead. The Bijuu plans on using a certain stone to cure his soul, and make it possible for him to exist once more in the over world: the Stone of Tears. But, there's a problem. Someone else is also after it, and they plan on using it to seal the rifts that are his passage back to the overworld, and the passage through which he will send his nine pawns.

He can't let that happen. The stone could let him loose, or destroy every fiber of his being, and he isn't going to let it happen.

Snow White Crossover: Sasuke and the Seven Sensei

“Magic Mirror on the wall,” Orochimaru began, “who is the most gorgeous one of all?” He let a smirk line his features, knowing that certain answer.

“Famed is thy beauty, Majesty, but hold. A striking man I see. Alas, he is more gorgeous than thee…will ever be.” The mirror was emotionless, able to only speak that truth.

Orochimaru was outraged. “Alas for him! Reveal his name!”

“Lips kissed by the ivory rose I know. Hair black as ebony, and skin white as snow.”

He grasped and strangled the innocent air before him, snarling a ferocious, hateful, “Uchiha!”

But the mirror wasn’t done. “Eyes like the starless night, a stature of— ”

“Shut up!”

Kuroshitsuji Crossover: My Mom's A Demon

The boy cowered, crying that only name he could: Mommy!

"Ahhh! S-Stay away! Mommy, help!" But no matter how fast he ran, the monsters kept getting closer. "Mommy!" He trembled as the creatures latched themselves to his arms and legs, holding him down for the torture, the pain. "M-Mom... Mommy..." When the beasts had their fun his his frail body, they left him in his own pool of blood. Or at least, they were going to. "MOMMY!"

"Still up for more? We'd be happy to oblige." A man growled at the shivering figure. He was getting nearer, when a woman stepped out from the shadows.

She looked down at the small blonde child, saying, "You called? Young Master, what is your wish?"

A ruffian laughed at the girl. "Hah, you want to protect that brat? I'll throw you down with the demon, as well!"

She smirked. "Demon? If there is a demon, it isn't him. If you want to mess with a real demon, look no further." She gazed once more at her human child. "Now, once again, I ask, what do you wish?"

The Life of Uzumaki Naruto

Hey, this is the story of my life... and loves. Now let me tell you, I've had a few, but which one finally worked out?

Let me start at the beginning. It all started when I was born, and the…well, maybe that’s too far back. How about here, when I was six, when I first laid eyes on the girl of my dreams, when I thought I’d met my soba mate. Er, hey, can I help the fact that the adults never enunciated around me?!


"Whaaa? You want me to do what?" Naruto stumbled over his own feet at the suggestion, even though it had been repeated several times.

Kankuro laughed. "At your new school, the entire year, I dare you to convince everyone that you're a girl. And to add to it, you have to get a boyfriend." Naruto mumbled something about not being gay or looking like a chick. "Can't be too hard for you, right? I mean, you already sound like a girl." BAM. "Ow, ow, ow, jeez! Just telling you the truth!"

Gaara was somewhere near, attempting not to laugh at Naruto and his idiot brother. He never dreamed Naruto would take up the dare, let alone be so successful.

My result of the Seme or Uke Test from : Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Possibly the most easily misunderstood Seme personality - the dark intense eyes of the DFWM Seme silently penetrating deep into your true motives is enough to frighten most away. Only those with a taste for playing with danger, and a craving for sensual punishment, would approach willingly into this fire. Intensely possessive and serious, this Seme is driven by challenge - and the thrill of the hunt, capture, and physical dominance over their partner in their shared game of power and submission. And despite this Seme being silent (unless provoked into anger) and more of a loner, once they've found the right partner - someone who can match their intensity and darkness - they are deeply protective, loyal, and sensual.

The Don't Fuck With Me Seme personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:

Japanese Element: Earth

Chinese Zodiac: Ox

Color: Steel

Fruit: Grapes

Dessert: Dark Chocolate Brownies

Theme Song: Countdown by Hyde

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Gaara

2. Neji

3. Sasori

4. Kakashi

5. Sasuke

6. Orochimaru

7. Naruto

8. Shino

9. Deidara

10. Itachi

11. Anko

12. Kiba

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

[Orochimaru/Anko] I’ve never read one, but I’m sure they exist.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

[Kakashi] Which of you bastards out there doesn’t think he’s hot? Who thinks there’s such a thing as an anime man that’s NOT hot?!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

[Kiba] impregnates [Shino] Uh… uh… nothing against mpreg, ‘cause I read it once in a while, but… uh…

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

[Deidara] Yeah, all including either Sasori, Itachi, or both. :peverted thoughts:

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

[Neji and Orochimaru] No. Just… no.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

[SasuDei] or [SasuIta] Now… tell me, how many of your are afraid of incest? … Well, I’m not with ya, so SasuIta FTW. It’s such a weird but enjoyable switch to see Itachi bottom. SasuDei... maybe when Deidara loses Itachi, after he dies.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

[Naruto] walks in on [Neji/Kiba] “Ah, dammit, bastards! Lock your doors! Give me a warning! Hang a sign! This is, like, the fifth time I walked in on you guys! In three days!”

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

[Sasori/Itachi] “You’re cheating on him. With me of all people.” “An artist… needs more than one object of inspiration… if his art is to last forever.” Just when Deidara thought things couldn’t get any worse, that damn sexy Uchiha had to mess with his business.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

[Gaara/Shino] Um… maybe? Probably… Gaara’s one of those characters that gets paired with pretty much everyone… like Sasuke or Naruto gets paired up with nearly every character and uncountable OCs.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

[Naruto/Kiba] Bury Your Past.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

[Kakashi] de-flowers [Gaara] The plot when a certain shinobi will pop out of no where just to randomly say, “Naru loves me more!” Don’t tell me it’s not a plot! It’s definitely a plot! …Okay, so it’s not.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

[Sasori] … Do you even have to ask me that? I live in a world where gay is the dominant sexuality!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

[Anko] Not really, sadly.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

[Neji/Kakashi/Sasuke] Hmm… I highly doubt it… maybe only two, but I doubt all three together.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

[Itachi] “Hate me, detest me, exist in an unsightly way! -that whole hate rant- or… “DANGO!!!!” No, just kidding… He would be screaming, “Deidara!!” Okay, okay, fine. You’re right. “Sasuke!” All right! I’ll stop with the gayness!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

[Shino] To be random… ‘The Itsy Bitsy Spider!’ Whoo! Shino would hate me…

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

[Gaara/Orochimaru/Kiba] Rape. Doggy-style, up the arse. Snakes. Wet sand.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

[Itachi] picks up [Neji] “I always plan ahead, know my fate, and I think you’re my destiny…”

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

[Anko] describes [Neji/Shino] “… Fateboy got a date?! With Quiet Crickets?!”

20) How emo is Seven?

[Naruto] Well… he’s… ‘emotional’…


Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Don't follow in my footsteps... I walk into walls.

A good friend gives you a ride; close friends buy you a car; a best friend is the get-away-from-the-crime-scene driver.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself; it's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird.

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

Not all who wander are lost...

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

If the world didn't suck, we'd fall off.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Silence is golden. Duck-tape is silver.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself..."Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying organic material as everyone else.

Right now I have amnesia and déja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Yes, of course I'm perfectly civil, but that's only because I choose to direct my anger towards such fruitful pursuits as plotting your untimely and gruesome death.

If you die, you'll be dead, and I'll be sad... Don't die, okay?

If you die, I'll kill you!

Everyone wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Live Dangerous... run with scissors.

I'm going to live life or die trying.

No regrets, just lessons learned.

I'm happy we're friends. If I'd never met you... I might have been, ugh, NORMAL!

On to copy and paste:

pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ pɐǝɹds ˙ןooɔ sı sıɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ noʎ ɟı ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ
ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ʎɯ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥ punoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto-Sakura always bugs Sasuke.

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke.

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone He rarely speaks to Sakura.

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions Sasuke saved Sakura ONCE.

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and was very, very close to succeeding) He listened to Sakura for about three minutes or less, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke.

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship.

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of long words

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you can't even think of something crazy because everything you do is crazy. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test. Crazy is when you start singing during a speech, just, because, you felt like it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5
[2] The answer is L0OK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad L0OK AT 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13
[5] First L0OK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12
[7] i just wanted to say... hi
[8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient L0OK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this L0OK AT 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this L0OK AT 6
[12] Sorry L0OK AT 8
[13] Don't be getting hyper L0OK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3
[15] You must be really mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9

A white man said, "No colored people allowed here."
And the black man said, "When I was born I was black,
when I grew up I was black,
when I'm sick I'm black,
when I go out in the sun I'm black,
when I'm cold I'm black,
when I die I'll be black,
but you...
when you were born you were pink,
when you grew up you were white,
when you're sick you're green,
when you go out in the sun you turn red,
when you're cold you're blue,
and when you die you'll be purple
and you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.


You talk to yourself a lot. (Well... does my imaginary friend count as talking to my self? No it doesn't! I'm real! But, if you're imaginary...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (T.T I wish I knew what it was like to get a sugar high)

You live off of sugar and caffeine (No... not really)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (All the time... -.-")

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Email? I email? Oh, so that's where I send my rants... Oops)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (Well, getting to the point would be pointless)

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (Of course not)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (The computer is new, so I can still see them. No worries)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Almost)

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

9Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say, "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?" No loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short" What the heck?! Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here, dumbie?

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. --> I still do T.T
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

I support this a hundred percent:

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch..
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention..
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I live in the USA, so I must be LAZY.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I live in FLORIDA, so I MUST look hot.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear TIGHT PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

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You know you're truly dedicated to Naruto when you...
-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen. (Totally)
-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n. (Well... does Sasuke, Naruto or Gaara count?)
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan. (Not for Sharingan, but I will kill him, eventually)
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone asks you who your dream boy is and you say Itachi. (He could've destroyed Sasuke... dammit, but then he had to have that illness)
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. (Not really... I don't cry much at such things, no matter how depressing they're protrayed as)
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. (Um... I actually liked it, but his screams were irksome)
-Can spout out a random character quote on command. (Itachi quotes, Naruto quotes, any other quotes I deem Epic)
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!"
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.
-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500. (I can't jump rope more than 20 times... weak? Not so much as uncoordinated)
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My Secret by Wootabulous reviews
I have a secret. A secret not known to the world. It is Deeper and Darker than the Kyuubi. If it gets out, how would the people of Konoha react? I possess...the Sharingan. I am who I am, I cannot change...I will not change. NaruXHina Full Summary Inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,415 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
An Unexpected Beginning by Crystalzap reviews
All seemed lost, I just killed the one I called Brother, as the Snake was using Sasuke's body. Everyone was dead, & Konoha was burning but Kyuubi said we could change it. I had nothing to lose, and everything to gain. Naruto is sent back to the day he was born in an attempt to save his friends and village unfortunately he can't do much, at least until he can walk. Family Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,814 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
But he does sparkle by oddbird reviews
Sasuke would've never guessed where reading the Twilight saga and ending up in Team Edward would finally take him. Happy Birthday Naruto! Request fic for fruggi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Burn by becoafamu reviews
Naruto catches up to Sasuke, and uncovers a weakness. Naruto/Sasuke, non-con PWP. Yeah.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cage, or Coffin? by The Literary Zombie reviews
After the final battle, Sasuke runs away and Naruto continues to seek him. Gaara could help. But does he want to? Gaara POV. Naruto/Sasuke NaruSasu, one-sided Gaara/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Price by LadyMisaga reviews
What was the price of bringing him home, of keeping him there, of being with him and possibly finding some semblance of happiness? YAOI NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 158,071 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
CURSE YOU RAMEN! by RavenToriBlack reviews
Sasuke finds out that Naruto is cheating on him! What ever will he do! Especially when Narutos cheating on him with... A crack, humour, fluffy NARUSASU oneshot. This is the prize for Takuya for being my one hundredth reviewer for my story ‘WICKED’!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mood Swings by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sasuke doesn’t like to show his emotions. Too bad that’s what a mood ring does. DEDICATION ONESHOT: NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dealing with Love by Makkura Arashi reviews
I need to return to my family home...a date is mandatory. You will pretend to be my boyfriend…for a month. After that I’ll set you free. Naruto looked at the dark eyed slave.But what happens when they fall in love? NaruSasu, SasuNaru, Yaoi. LEMONY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,074 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
But Home Is Nowhere by Mercury Bohemian reviews
[Complete] My first Naruto fic. Say hello to highschool as seen through the eyes of Sasuke and Naruto, two guys who are completely different, yet exactly the same. And then there's Itachi. [WARNING: SasuNaru, and a major character DEATH]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 110,339 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Sleepless Predator reviews
Full Summary Inside: "Tell me the truth." "It's nothing. Just a little blood." "You killed someone, right? You're the murderer." "No, I'm-" "Just tell me why!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
That Four Lettered Word reviews
Not a romance, not a happy ending. Sasuke battles him for years just to hear him say those three words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not So Different reviews
"Wh- what the hell! Naruto, what did you do!" Konoha's Number One Knucklehead Ninja is up for new prank, and his target is Uchiha Sasuke. There's been a little switch in the Uchiha's daily routine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,797 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Crimson Lies reviews
Very simple. There's a killer, and it's up to the ANBU to catch him. Now, if only they could interpret the strange patterns; of notes, injuries, time, and the oddest thing... M for details to come! If you don't like gore, don't click this; Many Deaths!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011
Eat It! reviews
Sasuke growled, "Just put the thing in your mouth and swallow!" Naruto glared at the evil, pinkish bulb of doom that would surly be his death and said, "NO!"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We're Too Different reviews
A one shot of the differences between Naruto and Sasuke. Maybe, this will be a collection someday...complete for now.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Draw With Me reviews
Based off of the animated video "Draw With Me" by Mikeinel. A bit OOC, because Naruto is mute. Sasuke and he comunicate through writing, drawing and hand signs. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete