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Joined 01-14-11, id: 2704184, Profile Updated: 07-16-11
Author has written 5 stories for Book X-overs, Maximum Ride, X-overs, and Dragon Age.

i was crazy about books 13.


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: After you are finished crying, will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will run after you when you run away

BEST FRIENDS: Never give you a reason to run


Awesome Quotes:

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." Iggy- AE

"I hear voices. Be very afraid." Iggy- AE

"Did you leave the flamethrowers lying around again?" Max- MAX

"I feel like jumping up and starting a rally." Mike- STWAOES

"Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" Fang -FW

"I guess it was like the Surprise Mutant Solution Committee." Max- FW

"I thought you loved me, Fang, you freaking traitor?!" Max- MAX

"Note to self: Stop punching inanimate objects." Max- AE

"No more caffeine for you, buddy." Fang- STWAOES

"I should've stopped you! I, at least, should have known better!" Total- FW

"An Ouija board just told me to save the world." Max- AE

"Poor Fang. Was she selling him something? Asking him to join the chess club?" Max- SOF

"By the end of the week, we'll be tadpoles." Iggy- FW

"Note to self: Disable air bags on the next car you steal." Max- AE

"You still want to do this? Bark once for yes." Fang- STWAOES

"Optimism is overrated, Max. Better to face reality head-on." The voice- SOF

"Exploding, flaming eraser!" Fang- AE (In his blog thingy at the end)

"I always wanted to be an astronaut." Total- FW

"This was, like, a seventeen on a diabolical scale of one to ten." Max- SOF

"Note to self" Give subconscience a pep talk re: Better dreams." Max- AE

"Call me quirky." Max- MAX

"What are you doing here?""Selling girl scout cookies. Want some? The Samoas are terrific." MaxII & Max- STWAOES

"I bet you didn't guess the part about an attack by a giant octopus." Max- MAX

"Well, she baaed like a sheep. And it was pretty funny." Max- STWAOES

"I'm freaking amazing. No wonder you worship me." Max- SOF

"If you've got Max in custody then you have my sympathy." Dr. Martinez- MAX

"Let's hear it for the spontaneous mutation, folks!" Max- FW

"Every person here, except me, was living out his worst nightmare, facing his biggest fear- even the dog. It was under a counter, staring horror-stricken at a bowl of generic dog food." Max II- SOF

"The police, fire department, paramedics and a few different pizza delivery places are all on their way." Nudge- AE (again, the blog thingy)

"I was about to say 'I risked my life too,' but then I realized I didn't want her to hug me." Max- MAX

"Baa. Baa." Nudge- STWAOES

"I didn't know who they were or who they worked for, but a good general rule of thumb is to avoid people with electric stun guns." Max- SOF

"I hear they taste like chicken." Ari- SOF

"I wish I had an Xbox..." Gazzy- STWAOES

"I felt like a Vulcan, studying these odd, quaint humans." Max- SOF

curiosity killed the catYou're the cat, I'm curiosity Guess what happens next" Me-my journal chappie 2

"Me: plan delta! Iggy*runs towards window, hits wall instead*" Me & Iggy-chappie 4 of my journal


Favorite Zelda character: Link/Linky/Linkykins

Favorite ships: FangxMax, LinkxZelda, Iggy x Ella

Favorite Maximum Ride character: FANG, iggy :)

What’s your favorite color?

black/red/silver.

What’s your least favorite color?

Anything pink. .

What’s your favorite band?

I don’t hold myself down to just one band. I like them all, and any genre. (not rap though)

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Circo de la Luna by Pikana reviews
The Circus of the Moon is a place of horror, tragedy and fantasy. It is not a single story but several, woven to one. My name is Ringmaster Ike Griel and I am the leader of this group of humans. I will take you through these horrible tales of my crew. I must warn you now, we are not good people and we're all messed up in some way... But believe in us for we are humanity's last hope
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 116,734 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Ike, Link
Link Thy Chain by FEARFAN reviews
The King of Evil is no more, and the Mask of Majora lies powerless forever. All seems well with Link...except that he can never see Saria again. But now...strange nightmares are beckoning him to come save her. Realizing a possibility to see someone he may love again, Link...with help from his friend Mido, depart Kokiri forest, unaware that he and Mido have left Hyrule forever.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,792 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Link, Mido, Naminé - Complete
Absolute Boyfriend by infinitedestiny reviews
Nina is constantly being rejected by boys, until one day a shady salesman by the name of Axel offers something strange- a perfect boyfriend just for her! SoraxOC, eventual RoxasxOC // Absolute Boyfriend remake, KH style! // Bump rating up? Reviews? :D
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Absolute Boyfriend - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,576 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sora
Not Quite Prince Charming by LunaCangiante reviews
When little girls think about their prince charming. The last thing they have in mind is a bastard prince exhiled from his home to become a wandering drunk. Sparrow, unfortunately learned that the hard way. Sparrow/Alistiar rating subject to change.
Crossover - Fable & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone, Alistair
Dancing with Fire by Littlest Cinnaminion reviews
Things I didn't see coming: Fang's brother. My family doubling in size. Finding other successful experiments. Meeting the Cullens. Falling in love with Fang. Defying the Volturi. And finally, me? Learning to dance hip hop? Yeah, interesting..." Max
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 223,753 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Hostages in the Basement by tiduscanfly reviews
What happens when I kidnap Link and Fang and lock them in my besement before proceeding to chat with my friends? Read to find out... I only update this when I'm bored, so don't expect frequent updates...
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Link, Fang
Bow 'n Arrows by RED TIGER SKUNK reviews
Gir has an idea, what could go wrong? Rated T for da language. Now a story! plz dont flame im making this up as i go along
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Gaz, Zim
New Girl in Smashville by Calvin127 reviews
A young newcomer to Brawl has trouble getting to Smash Mansion. When she does, she is bullied and ends up unconscious behind a piece of furniture and ends up forgotten about. Will this girl ever fit in to this new environment? Read on to find out. Rated T
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011
Ten Ways to Annoy by EmpressOfSarcasm reviews
Ten ways to annoy every character you can think of in the Maximum Ride series! I do take requests for each character! This will be so much fun...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011
Greek Angels by EmpressOfSarcasm reviews
*POST-TLO AND POST-MAX!* What if the flock was the seven half-bloods from Rachel's prophecy? Who are their godly parents? Is this how Max will save the world? Read to find out all these questions and more! Fax Percabeth Eggy
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,384 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Max, Percy J.
Tohru's Secret by Twins of the Earth reviews
What would happen if Tohru knew about the curse way before Yuki and Shigure found her in the woods? I've only seen the Anime, but hopefully it will still be good. KyoxTohru.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Kyo S. - Complete
A Rose, An Earring, A Woman in the middle by InaYasha reviews
Jetta Cousland is the prize between her Grey Warden friend and her Antivan assassin elf. But when Jetta is taken to Fort Drakon both Alistair and Zevran go to save her to find more than they hoped for. F!Cousland X Alistair X Zevran
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
What a Grimm Fairy Tale by AvidAkiraReader reviews
Inspired by Grimm. Rated T for some commentary by Peach and Zelda. Story of the day: Help from Plucky. Later in these tales, men and women may crossdress.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,793 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Peach, Zelda/Sheik
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truth or dare reviews
my first tod! enjoy! cussing in later chapters.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Alistair, Fenris
chatroom mania reviews
got bored. really bored. so enjoy! guess the characters! self-insert! occness! flame or not i really dont care how u reveiw!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/16/2011
my story reviews
read da story plz read justin beiber the flying vamp FRIST!
Crossover - X-overs & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Max
my journal reviews
please read a bit more than what allowed to say rating might change if continued.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Iggy, Alistair
justin bieber the flying vamp reviews
Justin Beiber is a vampire and is Dylan. Rated T for murder and fax. I don't own the idea of Justin as Dylan. I suck at summaries. the first chapter is short. complete! yay
Crossover - Book X-overs & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete