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Author has written 1 story for Artemis Fowl.

Wrothmonk comes from the book: measle and the wrathmonk. The name may be spelled wrathmonk but it is pronounced wrothmonk. if you have read the book you know that a wrathmonk is a warlock that has gone mad. (Note: I am not mad! OK maybe a little...) I decided to use that name on my warlock character in World of Warcraft and the name just stuck.

I usually just play video games and read. although I occasionally watch tv, though I don't watch much.


My weapons of choice: Ο Θεός δολοφόνος (O Theós dolofónos), Is a trident with a celestial bronze, steel, and imperial gold points. (Translation: God killer) and a neutrino 5002 which I invented myself before Foaly could.

my top five favorite books:

1: artemis fowl

2: percy jackson

3: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod ()

4: harry potter

5: the secrets of the immortal nicholas flamel

my top ten favorite games:

1: World of warcraft

2: minecraft

3: blockland

4: tron legacy

5: The elder scrolls series of games

6: sonic the hedgehog games

7: mario games

8: zelda games

9: bakugan

10: sims


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go


Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Year-rounders. These campers stay at CHB all year long, while some stay only for summer.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.


Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.


WHAT ETHNICITY ARE YOU QUIZ:

British

You drink a lot of tea.

You know what a brolly is.

Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.

You wanted Alex to win X Factor.

You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."

Fish and Chips are yummy

You can eat a Full English Breakfast.

You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

Its football.. not ... soccer.

Total: 1

Australian

You wear flip flops all year

You call flip flops thongs not flip flops

You love a backyard barbie.

You know a barbie is not a doll.

You love the beach.

Sometimes you swear without realizing.

You're a sports fanatic.

You are tanned.

You're a bit of a bogan.

You have an australian something

Total: 0

Italian

The Sopranos is a great show.

Your last name ends in a vowel.

Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.

You know how a real meatball tastes.

You know Italian songs.

You have darkish hair.

You speak SOME Italian.

You are under 5'10''.

Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.

You talk with your hands

Total: 3

Spanish

You say member instead of remember.

You speak Spanish

You like tacos.

You know what a Puta is

You talk fast.

You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.

You know what platanos are.

You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero

Total: 0

Russian

You say villain as: Vee-lon.

You have more than one vodka bottle in your house

You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi

You know of somebody named Natasha.

You don't get cold easily.

You get into contests all the time.

You can make do with the cold weather.

You love listening to trance

Total:2

Polish

Your parents let you drink

You know what a pizda is

You have Pierogi at least once a week

People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish

People randomly call you their best friend

You have made/know what pisanki are

You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup

Total: 0

Irish

You think beer is the best.

You have a bad temper.

Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.

You have blue or green eyes.

You like the color green.

You have been to a St. Paddys day party.

You have a family member from Ireland.

You have/had freckles.

Your family get togethers always include drinking.

You have an odd love of leprechauns

You have four leaf clovers

Total: 1

Asian

You have slanty/small eyes.

You eat rice a lot.

You are good at math.

You have played the piano.

You have family from Asia.

You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

Most people think you're Chinese.

You have glasses/contacts.

You call hurricanes typhoons.

You go to Baulko.

You play Handball more than once a week

You know what DDR is

Total: 2

German

You like bread.

You think American Chocolate is good.

You Speak some German.

You know what Schnitzel is.

You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.

You went to Pre-school.

You're over 5'10".

You know the real meaning of "Fag".

You make pretty words sound scary.

You enjoy watching the military.

You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.

Total: 4

Canadian

You like to ride 4 wheelers.

You love beer.

You say eh.

You know what poutine is.

You speak French

You love Tim Horton's.

At one point you lived in a farm house.

You watch/watched Degrassi

You play/ played hockey or watch it.

You know who Massari is.

Total: 0

French

You like french toast.

You love wine.

You speak a little or are fluent in French

You have eaten a snail.

You like fashion.

You have been to France

You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.

You say "Zut" instead of damn

You own a beret.

You actually know what a beret is.

Total: 2

American

You hate foreigners.

You hate non - Christians.

You've been to more then 5 states.

You're lazy.

You are not cultured.

You don't read.

You shop at walmart.

You spell colour "color".

Total: 2

Greek

You're very loud.

Your family alone makes a small city.

You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.

You share a bathroom with 5 people.

You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light".

You go to church every Sunday.

You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party.

You have a last name that's hard to pronounce.

You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.

Total: 0

Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)

You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.

You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!

You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.

You can eat really good spicy food!

You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.

You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.

You have any sort of ATN channel.

You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.

You love eating Tandoori Chicken.

You have relatives you've never even heard of.

Total: 1

Egyptian

You are smart in math or science

Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.

All you eat is kabab and kofta

Your parents have one car that's a Toyota

Your house actually does not smell like food.

You have like 67890 middle names.

Total: 2

Native

You have been to a pow wow

You have a native name

You are more than a quarter native

You know what tribe your ancestors were in

You have painted your face like a warrior

You have been to a native exhibit out of school

You play/played lacrosse

You have eaten salmon

Total: 0

Scottish

You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent

one of your family members has an accent

you actually don't mind bagpipes

Scottish recipes are in your household

somewhere you've heard the song "Scotland the brave"

no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings

any team playing England is your best friend

you have tried haggis

you drink tap water

you know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura"

Total: 0

New Zealand

you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there

you know what a barbie is

you hate aussies

you know what an 'aussie' is

you know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings

you like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps you know what L&P is and you like it!

Total: 0

Final Result: German. I had lived in america all my life but this makes sense since I do have a large family from germany.


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Road to Recovery by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.
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If Only by HolidayBoredom reviews
What if Artemis had never lied to Holly in The Time Paradox? What if he was the one to kiss her, and not the other way around? AF:TTP re-write. Rated T for language and innuendo. Chapter Four: Holly must rescue Artemis from Kronski's lair. But without the master planner to hand, she's going to have to improvise.
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Percabeth Exhibition by Mischievous Little Owl reviews
Welcome to the Percabeth Exhibition where it holds all things Percabeth. This exhibition is only held once in a lifetime. So don't let go of your chance to go. You will each get a guide for every part of the tour. So, are you in ? The entrance fee is free. But, no photographs or disturbing the artifacts.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,249 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
There's Always A Tomorrow by A.M.C. Theaters reviews
"She is your world. Completely unforgettable. The glimmer of the moon, the distantly remembered sun on your skin, none of that matters with her. She is more captivating than the moon and the warmth of the fire in both of your hearts could out-shine any sun. She is the angel of your Heaven, the demon of your Hell, and the center of your Earth. You're in love with her, Vlad." "No."
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 136 - Words: 539,777 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 1/15/2009
Hacked by nyroc128 reviews
He saw his life in stages. Spawned. Tamed. Shown to friends. But all of that time, the Voice had been there, telling him: You're a creeper; join the mobs, for the Mob War stirs... REWRITTEN. Rated T for a few cases of language, but that's it
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Variations on a Melody by Rosy-Fingered-Dawn reviews
A series of one-shots following Artemis and Holly as they continue to affect one another's lives: friendship, romance, and the inevitable conflicts, with character cameos for added zest.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Artemis F., Holly S.]
Not Your Average Capture the Flag by livetolaugh reviews
After countless arguments about "who gets who" of the big three on their capture the flag teams, Thalia , Percy, and Nico decide to make their own team and try to beat all of the other cabins combined. But will their plan work? Or will they be completely beaten?
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Beautiful Indifference by verita dea reviews
She was created in a desperate attempt to save himself from grief. She was programmed to know everything, to function and live like a human being. She was never meant to feel.
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Right In Front of Her Nose by ArtyIsMine reviews
Artemis/Holly fluff. This has a plot. Artemis confesses to Holly about how he likes her. They will have to learn about how to make their relationship work. But will everyone approve? Or will another unforseen issue get in the way?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Human Magic by ms91 reviews
This story is set right after The Atlantis Complex, to be exact: two weeks before Artemis' 18th birthday. Just on time, some strange group of humans contacts Artemis… with quite shocking news. AF/HS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,962 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Breaking the Bank by welcometofightclub reviews
His father was bedridden and suicidal after being betrayed by his business partner. 2 years had passed by and the gang had finally regrouped to perform a revenge heist. This man, Billy Bank, will pay for what he did to Fowl Senior. One last mission. One last act of crime. All for the glory of avenging his father. Watch as Artemis Fowl the 2nd and friends try to "Break the Bank."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,335 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Holly S., N°1
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
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Some Things Just Don't Work by livetolaugh reviews
The gods all knew that Apollo was capable of having absolutely horrendous ideas...but this one - well, it takes the cake. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Percy J., Apollo - Complete
Perseus and the Monster Force by TheseusLives reviews
ON HIATUS. The most ancient of laws was to never mix the pantheons of the gods. His Greek father is Poseidon and his Roman mother is Lupa. Raised by Daedalus, this unique half-blood immortal child will change the fate of two prophecies. Can he and his family save the world. An alternate universe story. Percy x Thalia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 155,710 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Percy J., Poseidon, Thalia G., Lupa
Fallen by Kitsune Heart reviews
Humans have long debated their origins, and even the fairies do not have all the answers. When Artemis lectures Holly on a few of the major theories, he stumbles upon one that is perhaps a bit more...apt than most people realize.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Five fairies Artemis Fowl could have kidnapped by Kitsune Heart reviews
Full title: "Five fairies Artemis Fowl could have kidnapped who would have made his job a lot more difficult and one fairy who would have made things much easier, in the short run ." Just a little bit of fun.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Artemis F. - Complete
Fowl Shorts by Kitsune Heart reviews
A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.
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Fowl Ties by Kitsune Heart reviews
Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
In Another's Eyes by Kitsune Heart reviews
Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?
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Iridescent by Kitsune Heart reviews
After the final battler against Opal Koboi, Artemis sinks into a coma. Upon awakening, he finds something inside of himself has changed. And something outside of himself, as well.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Dead, the Broken, and the Living by Kitsune Heart reviews
Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Weather Outside is Frightful by Kitsune Heart reviews
Meeting the parents is scary, but joining your significant other's family for the holidays is outright terrifying. And if those holidays are for a different religion, then the learning curve is horrific. Holly is not looking forward to Christmas at Fowl Manor, but perhaps there's something waiting there to make all the stress worthwhile. Fluff, baby. All the fluff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Everlasting Promises by Starblade176 reviews
Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 329,767 - Reviews: 4113 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
The Children of the Prophecy by The Clockwork Narrator reviews
Artemis Fowl was never one for believing in mythology. But when an attack from a mythological creature sends him to a place called Camp Half-blood, he isn't sure what to believe. There he learns about a prophecy that will change the world and him forever
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,347 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Artemis F., Percy J.
The Forgotten Demigod by Lil Mexican reviews
After the war Percy was forgotten even by his own father. He was cursed by Zeus to forever be immortal. To continue being a demigod and watch others age and live out their lives while he was stuck in time. Finding refuge in the Underworld he lives with his new dad Hades. When the next great prophecy begins, will Percy help save the very people that betrayed him? Read to find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,841 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Percy J.
Escape by xDarion'sKeeperx reviews
When the parents decide it's okay for Percy and Annabeth to have some time together, to escape from New York, they send them to Mrs. Jackson's cousin Charlie in Forks. P/A E/B
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,724 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Annabeth C., Percy J.
Apprentice of Chaos by RyuzakiLaw1 reviews
Percy's world is gone. Annabeth broke up with him, His dad replaced him with a new son, and his friends barely talk to him anymore. He had no where to turn until Chaos found him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 20,793 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Percy J.
Shadow Elf by I.F.T.S reviews
AU. Artemis Fowl is an elf, and Holly Short the human this time around. But there's one BIG difference... Artemis isn't a normal elf; but then was he ever a normal mud boy? Please read and review; all types of criticism welcome! NOW COMPLETE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,164 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Sue! by Rashelle reviews
Hi, my name is Sara Elizabeth 'Awesome' Jackson, and I'm a Mary Sue! A totally over-the-top Mary Sue. OC bashing; parody ahead. XD
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 11/28/2011
The Legend of Perseus Jackson by Lil Mexican reviews
3,500 years into the future, campers are told a hero's tragic tale. From his first acheivements to his sorrowful end. This is the tale of a true hero. Rated M Violence a certain chapter...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,813 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Percy J.
Resurrecting Annie by HolidayBoredom reviews
'Oh! Hi, Artemis! Listen, I've been having dreams about your father murdering random people and burying them the decorative verge... Ring any bells' Rated T but rated M in later chapters. Updated... sporadically at best.
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The Official Fanfiction University of Artemis Fowl by Sherlock Emrys reviews
The Artemis Fowl archive is dying. Badfic authors, with a heinous disregard for canon, are polluting it with cliches and Mary Sues. So a school was set up, to educate these writers in the art of literature. Applications currently closed. ON HIATUS sorry. Expect updates when you don't.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,290 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Artemis F., Butler
Champion of the Pit: Destiny's Warrior by TheseusLives reviews
A great hero's descent to Tartarus leads to pain and strife, but results in the last hope for Earth. After the Second Titan War and the Second Giant War. Rated M for language, violence, gore, adult themes, etc. Now Percy x Athena, and Thoth x Hestia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,523 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Athena, Percy J., Hestia - Complete
The Plan: An Artemis Fowl Fanfiction by Fluffy Nabs reviews
Post The Last Guardian (TLG): Artemis, now 18, has a plan to make loving Holly possible, and happily ever after a reality for both of them. Ongoing story - reviews are love!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,476 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Memories by Amithedragontrainer reviews
Artemis struggles with memories he's managed to ignore for five years.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,917 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Artemis F.
Alone by Lil Mexican reviews
Everyone he held dear to him was dead. The cruelty of the fates was cast upon him. Completely alone he must face the world by-himself, or so he thought. The one person who hates him the most to be his savor, friend and brother for life.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,803 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Percy J.
A Drifting Soul by einstinette reviews
Set after TLG/ WARNING: HAS SOME SPOILERS FOR THE BOOK. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Details Artemis's thoughts during the time that he is separate from his body and the only things that kept him anchored to the earth. Hartemis. Read and Review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Check Mate by PrincessFreakinCastiel reviews
Artemis wakes up in Dr. J Argon's psychiatric ward with nearly all his memories. The one he's missing? Holly. If you like comedy romance light comedy please read! First story!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Everything In Between by Ranowa Hikura reviews
And here's your present- the epilogue and missing scenes to Endings and Beginnings! Request anything you like! Epilogue H/A, missing scenes may be anything. Spoilers for The Last Guardian.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,786 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Endings and Beginnings by Ranowa Hikura reviews
Begins right after the second to last chapter of The Last Guardian and continues on to the final chapter and beyond. Spoilers for The Last Guardian! SPOILERS! No romance in here, but Artemis/Holly romance in the epilogue.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 135,672 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Percabeth Drabbles by Emzeekay reviews
15 one-shots in both Annabeth and Percy's POV. PercyxAnnabeth. R&R please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Apollo by welcometofightclub reviews
"Son" she told him. "I want you to meet Holly and Artemis Fowl. they're your biological parents." Apollo was just a normal punk teenager, who loved rock and video games. what will happen to his life when he finds the identity of his parents.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 181,929 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Mirrored Distortion by PXLight reviews
Set just after TAC. One Artemis Fowl intends to rule Haven. One Artemis Fowl intends to prevent this from happening. Trust is a fickle thing when not even your closest friends can tell which is the real "you". That is to say, assuming that one of them is a "fake".
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Three Years Too Late by Ranowa Hikura reviews
Oneshot. H/A friendship or pre-romance, whatever your choice. Rated for character death. An alternate ending of Lost Colony. Artemis and Holly get back from Hybras and Artemis quickly finds that not all is as he left it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Holly's Diary by einstinette reviews
Lately Holly has been confused about her feelings for Artemis Fowl. She begns writing a diary so that she can understand her feelings better. Will she be shocked by what she finds out, or does she already know? A/H eventually. Can they truly succeed?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 259,175 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Grapes by Ru-Doragon reviews
Grapes was adopted from HolidayBoredom. For those of you who know this story, welcome back! For those of you that don't...I'm not sure what to say. It's hilarious. Guaranteed laugh with the added bonus of A/H. I hate this summary, but I really don't know what else to say.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Rebellion by ELMtree87 reviews
Luke help Kronos rise when he was still on the run with Thalia and Annabeth. With Luke's help, Kronos defeated the gods. Now percy is growing up in a world where the Titans rule. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,107 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Can We Walk This Line Together? by Beneficence reviews
Angie isn't perfect, drop dead gorgeous, or having a crisis. She's just a normal girl, who goes to a normal school, has loving parents and leads the typical life of a college student. Will he turn her world upside down?
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,728 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011
Through the Looking Glass by B. D. Legan reviews
Percy loses his battle against Kronos. 100 years later, Titans rule the world, the gods are gone, and Camp's burnt to the ground. Fate brings a girl and a mirror together. Little does she know, the mirror allows her to commincate with the "lost ones". /on hiatus indefinitely
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,195 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 2/25/2010 - OC
Once Upon a Drabble by wrr0rzxpurrt reviews
Come one, come all! Drabbles of death, life, love, laughs - all short, all meticulously written, and all starring AF and Co. R, R, & R.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 12,127 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011
Crossing Paths by SJF96 reviews
Artemis and Holly are on a mission, but something's gone dangerously wrong. A thunderstorm in the time stream? Season 5/post-Time Paradox. Working title, sorry.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011
Treatment by Dyxleias reviews
This story encompasses the many months that it will take for Artemis's recovery. Will Artemis return as who he once was? The fight continues as each personality reaches for the prize of being the principle personality, but what will be the deciding factor?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,120 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Unforgettable: PJO by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
Sometimes, you just have to look back on your life, and laugh. Or cry. Or both. Series of short drabbles based on prompts from family, friends, and reviewers. Chapter 10: To Tumblr and Beyond...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012
Unforgettable: TKC by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
Sometimes, you just have to look back on your life, and laugh. Or cry. Or both. Series of short drabbles based on prompts from family, friends, and reviewers. Chapter 69: To Tumblr and Beyond...
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 9,651 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011
Divided Soul by TheseusLives reviews
What if your previous life was forgotten and replaced with that of another? What if your soul was divided between the mortal world and that of the gods, between the life of a hero and the life of a warrior? My version of the Son of Neptune.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 123,800 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
If It Happened This Way by HuntressofArtemis39 reviews
One person can change everything. What if there was another servant of Kronos? What if that that person found a child of the big three? What if that servant brought that child to Kronos? With Percy Jackson on the Titan's side things are going to get crazy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 91,124 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Percy J.
First by Somewhere-Out-Here reviews
Every First Time of different thigns are special: The first Smile, the first Kiss, the first Time. But After the events of Mockingjay they have to find each other again and have second 'First Times'. Set before 'Real or not real.' Rated M for last chapter
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,893 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
An Unexpected Turn of Events by Kaori Kisaragi reviews
Back by popular demand! Artemis's feelings for Holly are exposed in his bold actions. How will Holly respond, and what will become of their future? Is it possible for a human to be with a fairy? Rated M for serious lemons.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 194,684 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Cupid Has Bad Aim by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
Reyna just has the worst luck, doesn't she? When she gets hit by a love arrow and falls for Leo Valdez, mischief and humor is sure to follow. Who knows? Maybe even a little...romance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Reyna, Leo V.
Percy and Leo on Tumblr by lunateas reviews
Leo goes on Tumblr and finds a Percabeth blog. Percy is tempted to look at it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Leo V., Percy J. - Complete
Immortal Seas by TheseusLives reviews
Immortality has it's costs and so does love when it's betrayed. Set after the Giant War. This story will deal with love, betrayal, war and second chances with plenty of action and drama in between.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,775 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
No Communication by TearBear3695 reviews
Artemis II hasn't had a great relationship with his father, so when he finally tells his father his feelings Artemis II runs off to look for comfort elsewhere. Where he goes? Haven with Holly, then things take a turn from bad to worse. R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Artemis F.
Camp Half Blood: Rebellion by singer22498 reviews
The gods think they no longer need our kind. We are their children, their flesh and blood. They betrayed us. It is our time to fight back. Collaboration:
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,010 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011
Is This Really The End? by fairyrobot reviews
Artemis is sick with a deadly diease. Every Move he makes slowly kills him. The faeries dont know of this, only Butler and the Fowls. Artemis is looking for the cure, yet even the faeries have yet to find it. Opal is trying to kill everyone. HollyXAF
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Playlist by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
They fight until they cry, they swear until they're hoarse, they scream because they can't take it anymore, they hate because it's all they know...and they love, because love is all they have left. Chapter Three: Far Away by Nickelback.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Leo V., Reyna
That's What I'm Counting On by Kima-Mitsura reviews
Told in Chell's perspective, we now get to see what it may have been like if Chell hadn't been mute and if we could get an introspective look on her personality. Please play Portal 2 before reading. Gruesome stuff in Chapter 10. Finally updating again.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,255 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Chell
Artemis Fowl: The Immortal's Wrath by Soulless1 reviews
Holly and Artemis... A rather unlikely couple. But in the past year since they finally got over their inhibitions... A new threat has emerged... A Dark Figure is seen... What is he planning? Sequel to "Pressing The Right Keys".
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
When Lightning Strikes by Pirate-Spy-Demigod-Wizard reviews
What happens when 5 fangirls get sucked into the Lightning Thief? Bad Things... Very Bad Things... Will they be able to get out of the book in one piece or is there a traitor in the bunch?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Percy J., OC - Complete
The Mary Sue Effect by Wynter Sora reviews
Camp Half-Blood is being invaded. Not by Greek monsters or Kronos's minions, but by Mary Sues. Gods help us all. Rated T for language, "character" bashing, and breaking the fourth wall.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Rachel D.
Colors by Violet Dusk reviews
Everything represents a color. Artemis and Holly centric.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
How DARE they name him Artemis! by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
When Artemis the goddess finds out about how a male child is named after her, she is predictably furious. But any sort of confrontation with Artemis Fowl the Second can get messy...*devious grin* PJO/AF one shot, I sadly don't own anything.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Artemis F., Artemis - Complete
The Random Musings of an ADHD Child by randomgenius reviews
Do you really think a summer camp full of ADHD children with pointy objects would be so serious?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Travis S.
Smile by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
In a world where there are so few reasons to smile, there's always one person who never fails to bring a smile to their faces. Percabeth, Tratie, Leyna, Groviper, Thalico, Copper, Beckilena, and Chris/Clarisse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Complete
Love at First Sight Hurts by HaileyAnn reviews
What happens when Conner gets hit with a bowling ball? Better than it sounds! Read and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,938 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Connor S.
Crazy Boy by Fowlfan5 reviews
"'Hey, crazy boy.' Artemis tried to conceal his grin with a critical glance, but to no avail- his grin shone right through." What will happen when Artemis begins to see Holly as more than a friend? For TheOtherUsernamesWereTaken! Please read and review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Stargazer by randomgenius reviews
Thousands of years passed; generations of mortal, deity, and creature all come and gone under the same sky.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012
AF and Co: SHINee'fied by wrr0rzxpurrt reviews
A collection of SHINee songfics. Previously titled ROMEO AND JULIETTE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Weakness by OstentatiousNature reviews
His intelligence can be rivaled by nearly no being above or below the earth. His plans have no faults—his logic no flaws. For this reason, Artemis Fowl seems invincible. One-shot for a bit of a character relationship exploration.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Conner Turner, Son of Poseidon by Halfblood98 reviews
This is the story of Conner Turner, the SECOND son of Poseidon who wasn't supposed to be born. He finds on the last day of school he's a halfblood. Conner/Hannah, lots of Percabeth, and what camp is like for a son of Poseidon who actually stays at camp all summer. Sorry about grammer. Rated T for violence, kinda suggestive humor, and because it involves cabin 10 *Aphrodite*.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,176 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Drabble A Day by Sherlock Emrys reviews
...Hopefully won't keep the Doctor away. A collection of drabbles, ficlets and one-shots set in the Whoniverse and using its characters. All humor, all K . New Chapter: Bleb And The Rani.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011
Two Sides by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
There are two sides to every story. What are Reyna and Leo's opinions on their strange relationship? Oneshot. Slight Jason and Piper bashing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Reyna, Leo V. - Complete
Trainwreck by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
He's a trainwreck, but she wouldn't love him any other way.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Reyna, Leo V. - Complete
Human by randomgenius reviews
Because most people forgot that beneath the heroics and swagger, Clarisse de la Rue was a human.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Clarisse R. - Complete
Reunion by Sloppy Joe 313 reviews
Percy and Annabeth are finally reunited! Takes place after the Son of Neptune.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Leo's epic pickup lines by daughterofares97 reviews
Leo is in love with a new Ares camper, how does he woo her? With his famous cheesy pick-up lines. A.K.A. All the times Leo used a cheesy pick-up line, and the one time he has one used on him. T for sexual themes. Now with real chapters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Leo V.
Burning Up by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
"I think– Leo, why is your hair on fire?" But hey: at least she was looking at him. Leyna songfic to Burning Up by Madonna.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Leo V., Reyna - Complete
Memories of a Forgotten Age by einstinette reviews
After the Desert race episode, we all wonder what Robin had in his briefcase. Well, here's the answer to the question that we all want answered. Better that summary sounds. Read and Review.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Robin - Complete
Red Rivers by annabeth-chase120 reviews
Annabeth's POV of getting stabbed in TLO. Rated T. Oneshot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Sentience by PotterPhantomKitten reviews
An attempt to combine a human mind with a computer's intelligence. Two beings: One was heard but ignored, the other unknown to have been alive. Centered around GLaDOS and Caroline; includes Doug in earlier chapters and Chell in later ones.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,249 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - GLaDOS, Caroline
The Mary Sue Trials by What She Doesn't Know reviews
The abominations known as "Mary Sues" are put on trial for crimes against literature. Prosecuted by none other than Annabeth Chase, with Rachel Elizabeth Dare as the honorable judge, these horrible creatures, thank the gods, don't stand a chance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Annabeth C., Rachel D.
I Know, Wise Girl by Trident449 reviews
Futurefic. Oneshot. Percabeth. His eyes crinkle, his forehead creases. Who is this Annabeth that keeps popping up into his mind, with her weird quotes and weird nicknames? Was she important to him?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Knowing the Future is Never Fun by hgg15 reviews
What happens when you meet a strange boy who looks oddly familiar? Grace,a huge PJO fan, runs into her biggest heroes of all time. The only problem? The Titan War is approaching and only she knows the outcome.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Percy J.
Vladimir Tod Goes to Hogwarts by Alisia723 reviews
When Vlad got his letter, was he expecting a simple first year at Hogwarts? Well, that's certainly not what he got. With hiding his identity more crucial than ever and new enemies around every corner, how is he going to have time to deal with exams? (Re- write in progress) Chapter 2 reload complete
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,506 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P., Vladimir Tod
In a proper fairytale it ends with a kiss by Iris Hollandica reviews
An one-shot about Artemis, Orion and Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
Fear Me, If You Dare by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
What happens when Cleo, Felix, Carter, and Zia go see Puss In Boots the Movie? Pointless little oneshot because I was bored and watching a commercial for Puss In Boots the Movie. Yes, I am aware the characters a bit OOC. Flames accepted!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Zia, Cleo - Complete
Count On Me by Fowlfan5 reviews
Holly and Artemis have always been there for one another... but what will result of their unlikely friendship? Rated T just 'cause!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
The Vengance of the Son Part II by Lord Creator reviews
Sequel to Untitled, is set Eight months afterward. With Nicholas Fowl still out there, can Artemis outsmart an enemy who has killed him once? rated T, but Chapter One borders on M
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Truth in The Artemis Complex by The Director of words reviews
This is an account of the events that lead up to and inspired J. Argon's best selling book, The Artemis Complex, from Artemis Fowl's admittance to the clinic to his release as a moderately sane human. AxH Follows on from TAC so there are spoilers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,134 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Fanboy or Stalker? by Rashelle reviews
Percy is being followed around by a little kid in camp who's probably hyped up on caffine. And not completely straight. T to be safe. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Promise me by Percabeth17 reviews
Spin off of my first story, 'the last of their kind'. Changed some twists, and a little more romance than before. Still same setting.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,945 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Michael Y., Piper M.
A Chatroom did all this? by BaileeXOXO reviews
A chatroom is what it all. It got Percy and Annabeth on a vacation, Mr. D in trouble, and now long awaited revenge on Aphrodite. But will Percy and Annie actually GET their vaycay? Hilarity ensues.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,872 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Third Bead by alljuststories reviews
Around Annabeth's neck, there were five beads on her camp necklace. The third was a centaur in a prom dress. What happened that summer? Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Chiron - Complete
The Storm by BackToBlonde reviews
The sequel to "The Damage Has Been Done". Bad things are happening. The entire fairy population has been mesmerised into hating humans. The world is on the brink of an inter-species war. What can twenty-seven fairies and one human do?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,178 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Police Box in the Plaza by DocFanFive-TimeTraveler reviews
When the TARDIS lands in Police Plaza in Haven City, all signs point to Artemis Fowl. But when the Doctor steps out, Holly Short may end up having to deal with two geniuses, the Doctor and Artemis. Placed between "Artemis Fowl" and "The Arctic Incident"
Crossover - Doctor Who & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - 11th Doctor, Holly S.
Pressing The Right Keys by Soulless1 reviews
Artemis has a secret... Little does she know, she is the center of that secret. What will she do when she finds out? Spur of the moment story, I got the idea when I was listening to the soundtrack for Kingdom Hearts II.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Chatroom Funniishness by bluelove22 reviews
Made this cause I was bored. I find it funny, so I hope you do too. disclaimer: i don't own Artemis Fowl. rated T cause i'm paranoid, like Foaly,lol... ish. Now has been adopted by 'crazyone256'.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,654 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Artemis F. - Complete
More Secrets by phantomwarrrior1 reviews
There's a dark secret about Meredith that surprises not just Vlad, but everyone. I hope everyone enjoys it! Please review! I love suggestions!
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Meredith, Vladimir Tod
Some Things You Should NEVER Give The Stolls by Lillie Leigh Di Angelo reviews
Just a list of things you should not give Connor and Travis Stoll...I don't own PJO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Connor S., Travis S.
musical ramblings of my individual mind by fanofdeliciousflavor522 reviews
Random percabeth and idk what else : i am not good at writing summaries
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,561 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
You're one of us now by House-of-Blood reviews
This story is different than ones you usually read. After the death of his parents, Nelly is unable to care for Vlad, so he is sent to an orphanage in Stokerton, where he is adopted by singer Gerard Way. This story is the one of his new life with the band
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,834 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Vladimir Tod
Of Owls and Peacocks by Percy-Pottergirl reviews
Was originally a oneshot, now a collection of them! Percabeth is our favorite couple right? So of course we love to read about them! Super cuteness about them inside, have fun reading them! ABANDONED/ UP FOR GRABS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
America's Attic meets Blue Box by Rogue Soul Alchemist reviews
The Tardis is taken over and pulled to Warehouse 13. Why did they bring him there? (Oneshot. No continuation.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/3/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
What If by Chloe Kompton reviews
What if GLaDOS had just one more test for Chell? Chelley with implied Caroline/Wheatley. This story heavily involves the cores, and has basically the opposite of Human!Wheatley. Also includes some theories as to GLaDOS's origins. COMPLETE!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,180 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Evol Rising by Amithedragontrainer reviews
With the help of one overly perky American teen, Artemis must save the world from a cheeky and evil centaur.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Artemis F.
Teaching a Titan New Tricks by anaklusmos1 reviews
Kronos has been unlieshed on the world! But relax, the gods are fine with it. They have come to realise that family is important. But he still has to pay for his crimes. And now he'll be forced to be a MATHS teacher!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kronos
Cybernetic Hero by TheseusLives reviews
Alternate Universe - After Mount Saint Helens Erupted - What if Percy was too injured for Calypso to save? What would the gods do to save the hero of the prophecy, and ensure that Kronos was defeated?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,306 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
The Gift of Tongues by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Artemis Fowl learns that having the ability to understand any language is not all it's cracked up to be. Minor Arty/Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Butler - Complete
Champion of Olympus: The Maze of Death by TheseusLives reviews
Percy is believed dead, but he is actually on Asgard. The titans have allied themselves with Loki. They wish to use the labyrinth to destroy their enemies, while they wait for Loki and Kronos to merge. The fourth story in the Champion of Olympus series
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,525 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Sypmathising with the Enemy by anaklusmos1 reviews
One shot flash fan fiction. Enjoy! Teen rating because I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Kronos - Complete
Minecraft: Commence in Zero by Lavender Moonlight in the Snow reviews
When I have to stay with my father for the summer, my stepbrother introduces me to a game called Minecraft. He invites me to play on his server, and there I learn about the Project: Operation Commence in Zero.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,720 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011
Percy Jackson and the Rise of Chaos by RyuzakiLaw1 reviews
Two months after the fall of Kronos, Percy Jackson is growing bored with the way things are going. An anicent and evil entity soon makes its way to Camp Half Blood. What's worse is it needs a physical host... Rated T for possible future.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Demon King by legacy23 reviews
The Demon King will rise again, causing havoc and destruction to both Humans and fairy's, possibly world domination too. Will Artemis save the world in time? ArtyXHolly, might be ArtyXMinerva and OC's ArtyXJulie. Dont worry! It's A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Artemis F.
People Love to Hate Me by HuntressofArtemis39 reviews
So I was doing this project for school and I had to do a report on Hera. Now, I had orginally HATED this goddess but after reading the myths felt awful for her. So I made this little one-shot in her honor This WILL become a story if I get ten reviews!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,266 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Hera - Complete
Rise by xDarion'sKeeperx reviews
Darion is becoming a god-as we all know-and this is his story after Adrenaline starting with his six months. Will he really rise above what the others think of him? Sequel to Adrenaline, second book in the Adrenaline series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,470 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Percy J., Artemis
Truth or Dare PJO, HOO by WaterbenderJ reviews
Annabeth, Percy, Grover, Rachel, Nico, Piper, Leo and Jason play truth or dare!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
To Be Happy by xDarion'sKeeperx reviews
Sally Jackson died when Percy was 5 years old.Gabe took all of his anger out on his 'son'.When Percy stumbles into Camp at age 9, a secret is uncovered.Percy was brutally abused and is terrified of men.Can he find a home?All he wants is to be happy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 342 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Percy J., Zoë N.
Sleepless by miarella reviews
Sometimes that awkward stage isn't quite so awkward...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Unexpected by RainOrTears reviews
This story is being continued by Wish You Luck.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,748 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
You can't Watch What's not There by stay.traught.i'm.deactivated reviews
Artemis is on a another business venture and his parents are out for the night. So who is left to watch the twins? Why none other than Juliet Butler! One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
The Vampire Heir by Victoria of Memphis reviews
It seems that Artemis Fowl has finally been beaten; that someone has finally managed to kill him off. But, a surprise appearance at Fowl Manor may change all that. Has Artemis really come back from the dead? (temporarily on hiatus)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Artemis F.
A Fowl Fairytale by TheQueenOfTheFoxes reviews
Colfer's characters in a convoluted fairy tale. Pure crack.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Final Transmission by Ms Selphy reviews
A core has taken control of Aperture Science and transfered GLaDOS into her previous human body. Without any way to control the facility in this state, she seeks the help of a mute lunatic and an Intelligence Dampening Sphere. Beware of pairings
Portal - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,859 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Time Will Heal All Wounds, Right? by stay.traught.i'm.deactivated reviews
Artemis Fowl II has returned from his time stream jaunt. What will happen now? My extremely short one-shot of Arty's arrival back home. Post TTP. Rated K plus to be safe...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Artemis F. - Complete
Untitled by Lord Creator reviews
A new foe has made a deadly move aginst The People, with a promise of more to come. Who is this new foe and can Artemis Fowl stop him?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Artemis F.
You've Got Your Short, Sad Life Left by Chloe Kompton reviews
Repulsion gel is eating Chell's skeleton, and she is going to die unless someone can help her. Story centered around GLaDOS, Caroline, and Chell. No pairings. COMPLETE
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,950 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
First Time by rainbowspring reviews
Takes place between Eternity Code and opal deception. Artemis Fowl has been mindwiped and his old life is gone. Yet things just as interesting seem to be happening and he is experiencing new feelings and experiences. My first Fanfic. Artmeis Fowl x my oc
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,563 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Frequency Analysis by supernumerary sam reviews
The People are interested in establishing peaceful relations with all governments of the world. note: You should read it just for the disclaimer. It's funny. What? Hey! It is!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Graffiti by Chloe Kompton reviews
Some GLaDOS angst about Rattmann. AU simply because of the timeline. Oneshot!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/30/2011 - GLaDOS, D. Rattmann
Artemis Fowl and A Partner In Crime by The Black Rose 17 reviews
Artemis and Juliet are suspicious of Butler, but he is up to something very different to usual, Artemis finds him self with a new person in his life and takes him on a rollacoaster of adventures but she is not all she seems. Please Review
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Artemis F., Butler
What They're Counting On by Thornedbudx reviews
TITLE TO CHANGE LATER. After GLaDOS' brilliant idea goes amuk, Apeture Science will have never been so busy. Please read, I'm awful at summaries. Rated for my paranoia. Surprise pairings!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/24/2011
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Nothing Else by miarella reviews
Nothing else matters except for that one moment...COMPLETE.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The shape of your destiny by Moonwalker lost reviews
His past is forgotten, and his future is an empty book. Trapped in a landscape of blocks and pixels, with only his bare hands to aid him, what will he do to return to the unknown place he calls home?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011
Mismatched by Hellen Highwater reviews
I'm not going to give much away, except this is a dark, suicidal death-fic. Happy, right? T for death. ArtemisxHolly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Takeover by Chloe Kompton reviews
After Portal 2 - CONTAINS SPOILERS! AUish thingy with Chell and the Enterprise and GLaDOS.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - G. LaForge
Duck by Chloe Kompton reviews
This is a drabble about Chell and a turret; set midway through level sixteen of Portal and told from Chell's POV.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Unusual Answer by Emzeekay reviews
When a hysterical Percy is caught hiding something from Annabeth, he asks her a question and Annabeth gives the most unusual answer. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Septimus vs Harry by I love Magyk reviews
Jenna is planning an event that involves two great wizards. Her adopted brother Septimus Heap. And Harry Potter. The two will compete to find out who the better wizard is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009
You Will be the Death of Me, Literally by Emzeekay reviews
Nico asks Thalia to meet him out on the woods in the middle of the night, what's going to happen? Read to find out. Thalico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
Father Fowl II by dietcokemaniac reviews
In this installment of the series, Artemis and the twins are suspected victims of child abuse and are removed from their home. Artemis Fowl II is a genius, and begins a plan to get his famliy back together again. LOTS of angst.Rated T for heavy themes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,669 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Artemis F., Beckett F.
Love That Lasts an Eternity by NobodyXNoOne reviews
She suspected something diffrent about this boy, but was she ready to know the truth?-VladxOC
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Vladimir Tod
Hospital Visits by Tomo Potter reviews
Artemis is in the hospital following the events of Atlantis Complex. Holly helps him to deal with his issues, on his path to recovery. AFHS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl and the Magicacareo by Vexx Scalemark reviews
Artemis is suffering from a bizarre illness that might be fatal. When Holly comes to help, she and Artemis travel to Haven and, with the help of Foaly, attempt to find a cure for Artemis' ailment. However Artemis and Holly may find more than just a cure.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,302 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Characters Come to Life by Astrid-Elizabeth-Dare reviews
What would happen if your three favorite fictional characters came to life before your very eyes? Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson apear in my bedroom... srry it doesn't include Harry in the category it would only let me chose for 2 crossover
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010
Time Plight by W.R. Gumby reviews
The crew of the Starship Enterprise is disappearing one by one. The only person who can save the day is a mysterious stowaway who travels in a strange box.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2011 - J. Picard, 4th Doctor
Memories by Quetzalcoatls reviews
It had been so long she almost didn't remember who she used to be, back before she had moved to America and met Poseidon, back when her name hadn't been Sally Jackson, Back when she was still Rose Tyler….Defender of Earth. OneShot Challenge
Crossover - Doctor Who & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Rose T., Sally J. - Complete
Insomnia by ms91 reviews
One-Shot. One day, Artemis Fowl I departs to Russia in a freighter full of fake coca-cola. A bad decision, as it turns out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Artemis F. Senior - Complete
The Damage Has Been Done by BackToBlonde reviews
Set after Atlantis Complex, Artemis is 18 and cured. Holly has promised she'll never see him again, but what will happen when he is kidnapped by Opal Koboi? Will she rescue him in time? Rated T just in case. Final chapter is now up! Sequel is also out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,907 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Crossfade by xDarion'sKeeperx reviews
After being attacked on the street, Percy begins to change, and he knows what's happening and ignores it, but when it gets to be too much, he runs. What happens when the goddess who has control over him has to teach him to control himself?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Percy J., Artemis
Legacy by Hellen Highwater reviews
There are certain things Artemis Fowl would never leave to chance. Oneshot, partner to Anniversary. Arty's not mine, though I'd take good care of him.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
A Fowl Generation by emrys-ite reviews
Twenty years or so into the future, Artemis Fowl has grown up and matured. Now, the new Artemis is unearthing facts about herself and her family that she's barely dreamed of. Suddenly, disaster strikes. What will happen to the Fowl family?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010
Adrenaline by xDarion'sKeeperx reviews
Percy is bored out of his mind at camp, having mastered everything, so what does he turn to? He becomes an adrenaline junky and brings himself all kinds of new problems and happiness, not to mention a friend in someone he would have never thought of.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,036 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
Not so perfect, perfect week by Pkpopi reviews
Annabeth is coming to visit Percy in New York for a normal week. Well since half-bloods don't have normal weeks it turns into a disaster. There is jealousy, crime and a prank that isn't at all funny. I do not own PJO, so don't expect me to say I do!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,159 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Hell Hath no Fury by welcometofightclub reviews
"Than me when you mess with my girfriend" when someone close hurts Holly, Fowl takes actions into his own hands. it can sort of be seen as a sequal to my other fan fic "the tape" rated T for violence, adult themes, and language
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
The C Word by fiercejinx reviews
Why Artemis was so keen on GETTING RID OF those psychologists. Butler really should have known better.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
In Memory of Mind by Moonlite Knight reviews
Upon taking a quick look through the disc that contained a copy Artemis's memories, Foaly discovers something very interesting. The fairies weren't the first to mess with the Mudboy's mind. HP crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Foaly
Dizzying Crimson by Alternative96 reviews
Snow is your average goth girl - who lets a secret vampire feed off of her blood in the shadows. Rated T for swears and a little blood...duh.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,300 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Snow, Vladimir Tod
Artemis Fowl Book I: After Story by Emerald Sonata reviews
“There’s no need to get the ladder, Butler…” Artemis’ vampire grin stretched to new and exciting heights, but foreboding a lot more than what it stood for, “I’ve found a way in…” - Artemis Fowl II.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
Brothers United by TheseusLives reviews
When a voice in Percy's head leads to a new and important prophecy, the adventure that ensues will forever change the lives of Percy and those closest to him. Takes place after TLO, some Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,979 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
The Tape by welcometofightclub reviews
It was a Tape. A simple little black video casset. Little did Butler know, what would be on that tape. Contians a lemon, and a very eager brown Elf woman.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,677 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Brilliant by Hellen Highwater reviews
Just a Doctor Who drabble. No pairings. Could be any Doctor, with almost any other character.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
Anniversary by Hellen Highwater reviews
She visits once a year, and always leaves the same gift. Drabble. Could be read as a romance, but more of a friendship fic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fortune’s Opportunities Against Liar’s Yen by Moonlite Knight reviews
‘Don’t get sucked in.’ That was a warning that Holly planned on forcing Foaly to put on his new brand of video games. Right after she beat the game. slight AxH Written for AFFanGathering’s Holiday Fanfiction Exchange.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Guinea Pig by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis needs someone to test his latest experiment on and discovers why Holly is not the best candidate for the job.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Elementary Hacking by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was a day to be noted for Myles and Beckett had successfully hacked their first bank account. Yet Artemis would likely feel prouder if it weren't his account that they had gone after.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Salt by OstentatiousNature reviews
Tears catch on my lips and they taste like the salty spray of the sea. Like Percy." During Battle of the Labyrinth . How did Annabeth deal with thinking Percy was dead? The night before the funeral at camp. One-shot. Annabeth's POV.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Annabeth C.
Rhetorical Questions by Moonlite Knight reviews
Juliet asks Artemis some rhetorical questions. Artemis responds in his own unique manner. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Juliet B., Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl II meet your match by Talimmy reviews
Mikan's been depressed for many reasons and goes on vacation in Ireland with her bodyguard where she meet's everyone's favorite genius. Last 2 books never happened. Arty's 14.:AFxOC.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Artemis F.
Spotlight by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis Fowl has been under the spotlight his entire life. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Artemis F.
POW! Arty's dead! by Moonlite Knight reviews
The assassin slunk through the hallway with an ease born from years of practice. He had no need to fear being caught by the security cameras, disabling them had been child’s play. He had utter confidence that this assassination was going to be easy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Joker by Moonlite Knight reviews
In which there are siblings, blackmail, and punching. Sometimes it’s best not to think too much, but in this case, thinking was one thing Holly should definitely have done.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Degrees of Poison by Fire Tears reviews
Being friends with Artemis, Foaly had said, would be like being friends with a viper. It was not an inapt analogy. After the events of 'The Time Paradox', Holly and Artemis have a discussion.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Very Important Question by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis Fowl can do anything once he sets his mind on it. He can even ask Holly a very important question. Too bad he doesn’t know it’s one question he should never ask. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Chicken Soup for Arty's Soul by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis falls ill and loses his voice. And if that wasn't bad enough, Holly drops by for an unexpected visit. Poor Artemis. COMPLETE. Slight AxH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
What the Voices Say by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
Artemis has always been the one running the game. What happens when it's some one else's turn for "checkmate"? This time Artemis is the one who being played, until this opponent loses her focus. It's just too easy to fall for Fowl. See author's note.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,793 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Intentionally Oblivious by Moonlite Knight reviews
Written for the 5 Times Challenge on FG: The five time Angeline Fowl pretended she did not see. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Angeline F. - Complete
The End of the World by Moonlite Knight reviews
Some days were perfect. Others were the complete opposite. Holly was having one of those days and having to go to Artemis Fowl for help was not helping it one bit. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
The Second Kiss by AgiVega reviews
One year after the end of The Time Paradox, Artemis and Holly are having a serious conversation. And much more than that. One-shot, MAJOR TTP SPOILERS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Getting back in the Game by Quetzalcoatls reviews
what happened to jacks Oneills 15yr old clone after the car drove away in fragile balance? You don't honestly think he’d go to school like a good little boy do you?You don't just stop traveling after seeing the stars. one-shot
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/29/2008 - 10th Doctor
Artemis Fowl: the Dark Knight by Hellen Highwater reviews
What if Artemis Sr. and Angeline were murdered in a mugging in Gotham's crime alley before the Fowl Star ever sailed to the bay of Kola? What if Artemis became batman--a much, much darker batman...R&R!
Crossover - Batman & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Artemis F.
The Counselling Session by verita dea reviews
Various characters and icons of the imagination sit down to vent their frustrations. AN in profile
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight reviews
Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and hopes Snape never learns of its existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Collision of the Worlds by hopelily reviews
An old antagonist is back, and he wants the lives of Holly and Artemis. As his plan unfolds, they must again join to save their worlds. But with reckless romances brewing and old ones spewing, their mistakes may have dire consequences. Orion nominated!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,317 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Birthday Fortunes by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis receives a bag of fortune cookies for his birthday. He, however, refuses to see them as anything but evil. The rip in the time space continuum only strengthens his belief. UNDER CONSTRUCTION, MAJOR CONSTRUCTION aka ON HOLD
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Artemis F.
I Don't Like Lollipops by Moonlite Knight reviews
Fairies, demons, mafia, the local police. Artemis Fowl can outwit them all. His lastest foe, however, is another story. Farce story! That means comedy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Lonely Assassins by verita dea reviews
Angels are symbols of good and purity. How ironic that they're out to get you. Please read the AN in my profile
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Stalked by IFacebookedYourMum reviews
[Being stalked, Artemis decided, was not necessarily a good thing] :: It's up to 5U3M4R1 to win the heart of Master Fowl! Direct parody.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Insomnia by verita dea reviews
The situation was out of his hands. Why, then, does he lose sleep over it? AN in profile.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2007
Inexplicable by verita dea reviews
He is one of the greatest minds of our time, and yet, he doesn't understand this universal concept. Drabble I suppose, AN in profile.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007
Checkmate by verita dea reviews
Artemis has always been able to weasel out of tight situations, but this time, it seems he's out of luck. One shot, see profile for author's note.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
A Very LopEared Tail by the black knight reviews
A vicious murder leaves the rabbit community on edge. As they deal with grief and fanatics, is there more in store for them?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006
Artemis Fowl: The Sword of God by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 162,526 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Existence by Fluffy Nabs reviews
Rose questions the Doctor on existence.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2005
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
But you gave up the sky by the black knight reviews
Foaly meets up with an old friend. Stories are exchanged, and memories are shared. AF HP Crossover. Winner of Best Crossover for the 20012005 Orion Awards.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2004
Musings by the black knight reviews
Set after the 1st book, Root ponders on Mulch's apparent death. Does he care? Will he mourn? You'd be surprised. A one shot, though i may upload more one shots under this story later... Disclaimer, Root and Mulch are Eion Colfer's, not mine. Sigh. :-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Complete
The Healing reviews
One simple change will cause many differences in the long run. What happens when a fairy DIDNT heal somebody. AU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.