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Joined 01-15-11, id: 2704543, Profile Updated: 02-04-13
Author has written 30 stories for Far Cry, Left 4 Dead, Rurouni Kenshin, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Hetalia - Axis Powers, Command & Conquer, Fallout, Sket Dance, Call of Duty, Gintama, Familiar of Zero, Gravity Falls, Last of Us, Metro 2033, and Alan Wake.

DATE OF BIRTH: July 6, 1995

OCCUPATION: (Struggling) Student (Artist)

GENDER: Male

Meh, not much to say at the moment. It's just that I write fan fiction to relieve myself of the hangover I get for indulging in the originals. It happens a lot, right?


MISCELLANEOUS INFORMATION: I'm an avid gamer (preferably post-apocalyptic open-world/sandbox-mode first-person-shooters), a sucker for manga/anime (whatever you call it), and a (very) lazy visual artist (whose brilliant ideas may go to waste).


NOTE (April 4, 2012): For the story A Rather Troublesome Morning, I replaced the first chapter with the wrong manuscript (D'oh!) without checking (Awww Hell Naw!). I sincerely apologize to the readers who caught wind of the mistake.

NOTE (February 5, 2013): As of late, I've been proofreading and rewriting some of my works here and I plan to republish them with all the changes. Some details may be added/removed and some plots may even change.

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Stalker Zero by TheannaTheWhite reviews
Failing the Springtime Familiar Summoning was fate for Louise de la ValliƩre, but nothing could have prepared her for the consequences. While Tristain becomes a twisted shadow of its former self, Louise finds herself in a world where nearly everything is out to kill her and the fabric of reality has been warped beyond recognition. Welcome to the Zone, Louise.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,503 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Louise, Kirche, Montmorency, Siesta
On The Wings Of An Eagle by FernandelDeLaFrance reviews
Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 146,247 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Ezio A.
Eventualities by aBeautifulWorld reviews
A collection of snippets about first looks, second encounters and lasting impressions. It's the significance of coincidences, the endless possibilities and infinite optimism that leads one to explore the many faces of promise.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,842 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Ib/Eve, Garry] - Complete
A Fourth World Country in The War of Three Powers by mttspiii reviews
A faux history of a Fourth-World Country, the Philippines, after being bumped down from Third-World country status due to the Empire of the Rising Sun existing during and possibly after the faux War of the Three Powers.
Command & Conquer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 94,744 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 4/28/2011
The Guide by Aeroga reviews
Zoey, Bill, Francis, and Louis stumble across a survivor's guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Bill, Francis, Louis, Zoey
The Valley by Killjoy Queen reviews
Having run away from protection to find something he lost, Ellis discovers he will have to make a choice - between his friends, or his future happiness. Set after the events of the Parish. Rated M for violence, language and adult themes.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,269 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Ellis, Zoey
Repeat by Dawn96 reviews
Though the Iron Curtain has fallen, Hungary is still purged by a living nightmare and memories that scar her every night.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
Legacy: The Water Barrel by BeeUtifulgirl reviews
One shot and really short. Federico always had the best sense of humor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Hermione G., Federico A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Assassin's Creed by Grinning Lizard reviews
An object in the Dept of Mysteries sends Harry 800 years into the past... an adventure of Crusaders, Assassins, Warlocks and Conspiracy, because there's more to saving the world than killing a Dark Lord. HPxAC TimeTravel. Violent.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 49,105 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P.
Unwanted by GreyDog reviews
Exile hates cats for some reason, why is that? What would happen if a kitten came to his life? Would he care for it or his anger would be to great and kill the innocent kitten.
Road Rovers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,644 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Exile
Fuu's Fantastic Birthday! by Twilightstar7 reviews
It's Fuu's 16th birthday! Can the boys make it fantastic?
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Complete
Common Cause by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
While in New York for Nationals, one of the Glee kids falls deadly ill, and it's a case no one can solve but House. Medical mystery, with healthy helpings of humor, horror, love, drama, and showtunes.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - G. House, Artie A. - Complete
If I Could Change the Weather by Ace1339 reviews
This is a VERY alternate, extended ending to the mission "Project Nova" in Call of Duty: Black Ops, told from Captain Viktor Reznov's POV. *one-shot*
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sgt. Reznov., Dimitri P. - Complete
The Baby Question by fluffybluff reviews
When your child asked you that "where do babies come from" question, you could always opted for the ever-famous stork story, or go back to your childhood repressed memory to find the answer.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Kenshin, Kenji - Complete
Discombobulate by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
Finn's been acting strangely, and it's so much worse than anyone thought. Expect the Unexpected.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,460 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Finn H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Assassin's Creed by BeeUtifulgirl reviews
After an unpleasant accident with Rebecca's "Baby", the modern day assassins and Harry, Ron and Hermione find themselves thrown into the past and an adventure none of them will ever forget. Rated due to swearing and mild violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,588 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Ezio A. - Complete
Road Rovers: The Blitzkreig Cometh by Omnitrix 12 reviews
When a would-be team outing turns into a trip for two, will Cupid strike, or will somebody beat him to it? Hunter/Colleen COMPLETE.
Road Rovers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Hunter, Colleen - Complete
99 Bottles of Sake by Brittany Bright reviews
OneShot. MugenxFuu. Mugen gets unspeakably drunk. So what else is new? Well, this time, Fuu is the one who has to deal with him. Or, rather, her breasts have to deal with him.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
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Red reviews
An astounding discovery just outside the Eastern border of Germania brings an opportunity to shift the balance of power in Halkeginia. Saito knows what this discovery actually is and, unfortunately, he, Louise, and all their friends are pulled into the fray of a brewing chaos.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,913 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Louise, Kirche, Saito, OC
Run reviews
"I have on old friend of mine. I'd love to introduce him...but we haven't been on good terms for the past forty years and all. Be wary of him." - Bill
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 2/19 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Wendy - Complete
Comms reviews
An unchecked radar sweep brings up an unexpected response for the survivors living at the Wisconsin Dam. The same goes for the folks on the other side of the line.
Crossover - Metro 2033 & Last of Us - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2 - OC, Joel, Tommy, Maria - Complete
Peaches
A visitor breaks into a house to get some rest only to find an unexpected surprise in one of the bedrooms.
Last of Us - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2 - Joel, OC - Complete
Professionalism Be Damned reviews
A series of anecdotes on how Major Alexander Degtyarev conducted his "lengthy and rigorous investigation" of Operation Fairway in a manner that would make his superiors at the SBU rage in horror had they knew what he was actually doing.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/13/2013
Goodnight reviews
All she wants is to wake up but she doesn't even realize that she's still in a dream. Gintoki realizes this as well and decides to pull a few strings.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Gintoki S., Kagura, Kamui, Abuto - Complete
Starry Night Under The Lamplight
On the way home from a tiring day at school, the Sket Dance and their starlight companion Momoka pause by a bridge under a starry Contemplation leads to different directions, no?
Sket Dance - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Fujisaki Y./Bossun, Onizuka H./Himeko, Usui K./Switch, Momoka K. - Complete
You Can't Be A Rookie Forever
So I got this really interesting diary entry in a PDA from this dead guy I stumbled over just outside the Garbage...
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Complete
Caravan reviews
Veronica's curiosity to learn more about the outside can sometimes be a headache to the Courier... especially when taking it a little too far with some New Vegas thugs.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Veronica S., Courier - Complete
Green and Black Blotches reviews
"We found him wandering around. He was real friendly and even covered our asses!" Still, the stalkers at the Laundromat were skeptical.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Complete
I Am A Soldier reviews
A Russian soldier survives death. An epiphany awaits him in limbo.
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Complete
The Weatherman Was Wrong reviews
He hates it when something like this happens. And he wasn't planning on getting wet today, either. Well, he's the not the only one.
Sket Dance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Fujisaki Y./Bossun, Onizuka H./Himeko - Complete
Yabasu! reviews
When chasing a gibbon, make sure not to bump into your friend when you reach the stairs.
Sket Dance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Fujisaki Y./Bossun, Onizuka H./Himeko, Usui K./Switch, Yabasawa M. - Complete
Where Comfort Is Given
Desperation can either break a man or make him. I never knew this place existed. Now, I just don't know what to do.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
The Apartment reviews
"Don't expect to just run into the victims of the Zone but also the victims of its past."
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
A Monkey Wrench into the Big Scheme
It is not always in offices or palaces where the greatest decisions are made. And they are sometimes made at the most uncommon times.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Courier - Complete
I Make This Look Good reviews
Sometimes, you just have to have that cool, awe-inspiring, intimidating, don't-even-think-of-fucking-with-me-or-else appearance especially if a whole city and its surrounding areas are under your control.
Fallout - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Courier, Veronica S. - Complete
Fight Night reviews
The New Vegas underground can hold many surprises. One of which is enough to attract the attention of the region's most prominent figure.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Courier, Lone Wanderer - Complete
White Fields reviews
Temperatures drop. The sun disappears. General Winter has arisen. And the world struggles to combat the threat he poses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - General Winter, Russia, America, Germany
Shift reviews
A short story about two men having a conversation while guarding some nasty things.
Command & Conquer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Complete
A Meaningful Conversation and a Dance with Fire reviews
A former Allied commander meets with a powerful man at his behest. What follows later on is sealed behind closed doors... and marked by events that many hoped would never be repeated.
Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Soviet Commander
A Rather Troublesome Morning reviews
One fine morning does not turn out to be so fine for two unfortunate individuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
A Decisive Match reviews
Russia and Prussia are playing a game where the stakes are high and people are watching.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Germany, Russia, Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Just Being a Friend reviews
Just before Elizabeta succumbs to the darkness, she glimpses the concerned rubies of a familiar face. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Just Like Old Times reviews
A mercenary returns to the battered East African state where he rekindles his past and tries to settle a personal matter.
Far Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011
A Few Bottles Wouldn't Hurt reviews
One should not always rely on heavy liquor to reduce the effects of radiation on the body.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Complete
A Stormy Night reviews
The rain poured down heavily as the choppers lifted off amidst heavy fire from Monolith forces...
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
Unrest reviews
Kenji has a bad dream. It's much worse for his father, Kenshin. One-shot
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Kenji - Complete
The Ninth Survivor reviews
Just as the sun dawns over the Port at Rayford, Georgia, the three remaining survivors of the night encounter a scavenger whose shady history baffles them.
Crossover - Left 4 Dead & Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Zoey, Louis, Francis
The New Resident reviews
Following the climax of the African civil war, Josip Idromeno decides to spend the rest of his life in peaceful Bright Falls with the help of Reuben. But something sinister is afoot as the dark forces prove to be more difficult than the men he killed.
Crossover - Far Cry & Alan Wake - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011