Author has written 3 stories for Greek Mythology, Misc. Books, and Outsiders.
Hey I just published my third story! Pleeeeeeeeease READ AND REVIEW! :)
Name: Hello look at my username(for my first name obviously)
Address: Somewhere on Earth... Maybe
Fav song: Too many to count
Fav book: The OUTSIDERS!!!!
I nearly laughed. I was Darry; Pony was me; so I guess that made Darry Ponyboy. Maybe Two-Bit could be Steve and vice versa. Who the hell would notice?(a little exert from one of my fav stories CHANGING TIDES by FeistyFeist )
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Tuff enough. Wait till I get out, though, so you can"("keep Darry off my back." is on the next line)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My Dad's TV playing BURN NOTICE
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Around 4 pm, coming home from school
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
Jeans, T-Shirt, Sports Jacket, Converse
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes and it was a pretty weird dream
11. When did you last laugh?
About ten minutes ago thanks to my weird uncle
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Wallpaper, paint, mirrors, and painting
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes, my dogs' bellies rubbing the ground cause they where dumb and ate a whole bag of dog bones they stole from the closet
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Kinda fun...Gives me something to do
15. What is your favorite: water, earth, fire, or air?
Water 'cause it is awesome!
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
The rights to The Outsiders
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I live on the western side of the Earth
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics…
I don't know... I'd have to think about that one
19. A quote that you love/live by:
"Stay Gold..." Johnny to Ponyboy in "The Outsiders"
20. George Bush:
Used to be president
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I would consider it but doubt I actually could.
24. If you HAD to be named something else, what would you whose?
25. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Oh gosh bed head!
27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
28. Favorite planet?
Neptune cause it is blue
29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
30. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
"31. What shirt are you wearing?
A white OP shirt
32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
33. Bright or Dark Room?
Dark, the computer lights it up though!
34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
I don't really know them but they write great stories!
35. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Watching Dirty Dancing
36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
gahh! well ur still a saint, thanks (my friend and i trying to figure out an algebra question)
37. Where is your mailbox?
At the end of the driveway
38. What's a word that you say a lot?
39. Who told you he/she loved you last?
40. Last furry thing you touched?
42. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
2 or 3 I think
43. Who was the last person you had a chance meeting with?
My dad's friend in Walmart where we literally ran into each other
44. Favorite age you have been so far?
45. Your worst enemy?
Idk don't really have one
46. What is your current desktop picture?
Rainbow polka dots
47. What was the last thing you said to someone?
How do you know I don't like munch kins?
48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take?
A million dollars
49. Do you like someone?
Not like like anyone but the world isn't my enemy
50. The last song you listened to?
Twisted by Carrie Underwood
This semi rant was posted by Today-Only-Happens-Once but I love it and totally agree!
I need to say this somewhere, and its not fair to do it in a story. Its a rant about the Ponyboy in the Outsiders, don't like it? The just keep on scrollin' down.
Ponyboy- There are so many characteristics that people get wrong about Ponyboy. One, he doesn't like school. He's a good student and loves to read, but he doesn't like school. It says so in the book. When Pony is describing Two-Bit he says "..and for some unfathomable reason school...", talking about what he likes. The word unfathomable is important. It means that Ponyboy doesn't agree with him in the least. Another: Ponyboy is not a perfect gentleman. Trust me, I wish he was. But he's not. "But we'll see a nice girl walk by on the streets and say all kinds of lousy stuff about her...". Also, (and this one really annoys me) Ponyboy swears, people. Granted not often, but he does swear on occasion. "...swearing at them between gasps...". Now, he probably does swear less than the rest of the gang, but he's a greaser. So is Darry and so is everybody else. I doubt that Darry would care if Ponyboy swears a little. But he doesn't do it that often either.
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
uumm...no. And no.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Two-Bit? I think he might be cute but i wouldn't consider him "hot"
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I don't think thats possible
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Cherry. Sure, some of them are kinda interesting.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Sodapop and Johnny. I don't think so.
6 .Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Steve and Cherry...or Steve and Marcie. Um i guess Steve and Marcie she is more bobble headed like Steve likes.
7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Darry and Tim. I hope not! That would be odd...
8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday. It was Awesome! It is called- To Hate or To Like by Out-Of-Order123 It is a Non-Slash about Ponyboy and Steve
10. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?
Tim and Dallas? Nothing new, I'd grab a coke and sit back and watch.
11. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Steve? I would think... "Wonderful"(dripping with sarcasm) But I would always have a good mechanic!
12. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Tim and Randy? I would shut the door and walk back they way I had come.
13. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Awwwww Soda, Why?
15. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapper?
Ugh I don't like Bob OR Rap so it really wouldn't surprise me.
16. What would you think if (1) was emo and hated the world? If (1) is already emo, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
Darry? But you're my big brother! You can't be emo! Then... Will you pick a mood?! Gosh! Mood swings!
17. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
If Two-Bit gave me a daisy, I would probably be squirted in the face by it, but I would be laughing after I punched him in the arm.
18. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
Johnny, why do you need my hairbrush?
19. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Dallas, Cherry, and Two-Bit... I would fall to the ground laughing.
20. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
Sodapop and Randy? Gosh, I wouldn't learn a thing. But i would annoy Randy so much he would quit and then it would just be me and Soda! Yay! He is Awesome!
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I'd smile sleepily and say, "What's up Dar?"
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Probably say yes while doing a happy dance :)
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
I'd scream, "Ponyboy! Don't you know how to knock?"
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
I'd slap Two-Bit and tell him how stupid he was and what a big mistake he's making.
5 cooked you dinner?
I'm kinda scared... Steve being nice? And cooking?
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I'd let him sleep, he probably has had a long day.
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Dally part of my family? Well at least I would always have a good fightin' buddy.
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Tim in the hospital... Probably got in a fight with Dally and lost... again.
9 made fun of your friends?
I'd slap her!
10 ignored you all the time?
I wouldn't really care.
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Makes EVERYTHING better! (Probably with colored food :) )
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Try and save me; Two-Bit can be a gentleman when he wants to be one.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
He would very quietly take me aside and tell me why he felt that I shouldn't marry Marcie.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
He probably would just tell me to suck it up and stop being such a girl.
You're angry about it afterward, how does 8 calm you down?
Tim would probably make it worse actually...
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
She probably ask me if I was okay and then walk away. (It rhymes! Sorry only four hrs of sleep here people)
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He is AWESOME and so kind and sweet.
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
I would slap him, just like I did Two-Bit, and tell him what a big mistake he was making.
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Yeah probably since Pony and I are pretty much the same person, especially since we are the same age :)
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
That too many people are CRAZY and love Cherry!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
I really hope not! Steve and Johnny together... ah NO!
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Did they shave my head or something????
Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
Quite with one night stands and lay off the booze and ya might actually get one!
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
No, it is probably poisoned...
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
Probably for the summer Marcie is smart enough to find a better job.
1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
Two-Bit just being Two-Bit...
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Ummmmm... Steve is there something we need to talk about?
6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?
Johnny cussing Sodapop out? And in GERMAN? Pony would probably faint.
8 reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
He isn't in any of them :)
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills soda all over him?
Cherry can't stand Darry? ( Another rhyme!) Why? Darry would be all polite and say it was his fault even though it wasn't!
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
Sure. Pony probably likes to swim and I LOVE it!
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
Two-Bit would, but he probably cheated, so Dally would end up punching him.
5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?
Cars, plain and simple.
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
Darry is probably explaining to Johnny that he can come over WHENEVER he needs to, especially if his dad is drunk.
7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?
Dally stalks Marcie home and Cherry saw this? Cherry would probably get another coke and throw it on Dally.
1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?
Darry, Pony, Steve, and Johnny all want to kill Two-Bit... Not a big surprise. Two-Bit probably said something stupid... AGAIN.
5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!
Steve would probably win since he is more aggressive than Johnny, though I still love ya, Johnny!
4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?
Darry, like the rest of the Gang would be depressed, and so would Marcie, because Two-Bit and seemed to become friends at the movies.
If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer? Ummm... No, Sodapop, I've never heard of a horse named Mickey Mouse.
6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?
Johnny would probably get the sword and fight the monster, because he knows how badly everyone would miss him if the monster ate him.
Make up an e-mail address for 6: StayGold@theoutsiders.com
If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile.
If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide!
For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the pencil. Crazy is when you skip down the hallway and wave at people who give you weird looks. Crazy is when you realize and say out loud something random like (and I actually did this) "Did you know that singing while eating a hamburger can cause Possible Spontaneous Human Combustion? It's true!" Crazy is me. So if you are Crazy, copy this onto your profile.
You are out in the rain, seeking sacutary.
I'm in sancuary, seeking to be out in the rain.
You are in the park, texting your friends.
I'm at the park, with my friends.
You hate to write even as much as your name.
I hate to be restrained to four pages mininum.
Your feet hurt, so you sit out the dance.
My feet hurt more, and yet I stand up and finish the song.
You don't get the point of books with the new power of the internet.
I use the internet to find new books.
If your one of those types of people, paste this into your profile.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was blamed.
The only sane people are the ones willing to admit they're crazy
If you think that the world has a wacked view of good music, copy and paste this into your profile
A loyal friend will look at themselves, and ask if they make a good friend. If you've done this, paste this into your profile'
If you get sick and tired of the fact that society seems to think that guys and girls can't be just friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people who refuse to understand why learning the world's history is important annoy you, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever felt like no one understands you, paste this into your profile.
If you agree that cliche isn't cliche anymore, paste this into your profile.
There are two types of Twilight fans that annoy me to no end: those who dispise the series with a burning passion (REALLY! It's not that bad!) and those who adore the series to death (REALLY! It's not that good!)
My favorite questions to ask: Why? How? What if? Becuase these questions are what lead to discovery.
Confessions of a FanFiction Writer (Written by SpecialAgentMcTim-SpenceReid)-
I'll admit I might be strange
Thinkin' that my fave character
Oneshots and crack fics
Here I am, a fanfic writer
So go ahead and tease us
So here we are
you know your obsessed with NCIS when:
You have seen every episode multiple times and are not bored of them yet.(watching it right now!)
You figured out the melody for the theme song on the piano
You ask questions in science class relating to forensic science that Abby did or something the Ducky discovered, or something else relating to NCIS. (Example: how contaigious is the Pnuemonic Plauge exactly?)
You debate with you friends (who have seen it, but are not as obsessed as you) who is the most like who. (I think I'm Abby!)
You Gibb slap your friends.
You have a dream involving one or more of the characters. (PM me if your interested in mine. Its seriously wacky!)
You tell your friends that you're busy every Tuesday, so don't ask if you're available.
You refuse to let your friends apologize, telling them that its a sign of weakness.
You know many of Gibbs rules/live by them.
You know Dinozzo's rules.
You cry at the epsiode "Truth or Consequences" becuase there is so much Tiva (or cry at any other episode involving you're favorite pairings)
You hate Vance becuase he threatens Gibbs.
You hate anyone who threatens Gibbs outside the team.
You start quoting NCIS (Example: "I'm the wild card. I'm the guy who looks at the reatily before him and refuses to accept it." or "You can't rush science, Gibbs. you can scream and yell at it. But you can't rush it")
You star to call yourself a "Very Special Agent"
You wish they had a real Caf-Pow
You make your own "Hairy Hangover" (Have not done)
You counted down the hours until season 7 finale/season 8 premire.
You know your obsessed with Outsiders when:
You laugh hysterically when you really do "step out into the sunlight from the darkness of the movie house"
Certain songs remind you of characters/gang. ("You give love a bad Name" Reminds me of Dally, I don't really know why.)
You've commited the Nothing Gold Can Stay poem to memory
You've read Gone With the Wind or Great Expectations only becuase they are mentioned in the book
You've written (or are writing) multiple fanfictions relating to the Outsiders
You start quoting the book. I keep saying "We call him Superman" About any of my guy friends
You've memorized the number page on your favorite parts (I like 97-98)
Your friends makes a list of Greasers and Socs using people you know.
You start using the slang in the book (like Glory or shoot) I keep saying tuff and glory.
When talking to someone who has never read it, you get defensive when they ask if Ponyboy was his real name.
You freak whenever you see a blue Mustang. (I saw one the other day and i was walking along the road by myself so i nearly jumped out of my skin)
You've read the book multiple times(about 15 or so)
You join the track team.(My asthma keeps stopping me from making the cut :( I really need to learn how to control it)
You sign your letters either "your buddy" (the same way thatJohnny signed his letter to Ponyboy) or "stay gold," (Johnny's dying words)
After reading it again, you wonder at the details. (Like why Sodapop signed his full name on his letter to his little brother. Did he think that he'd been forgotten? or why they mentioned the nightmares...?)
You go to Dairy Queen.(Every week before dance class :) )
While at said resturant, you order barbe-q-sandwhiches and banana splits.( not Barbe-q-sandwiches, I still don't like those)
You contemplate the meaning of "gallant"
You start calling your group of close friends a gang (every the lady at the library refers to us as the "gang", cause we are always together)
You watch sunsets(and sunrises)
You read this list and laugh at how many things you've done(Almost all of them!)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you have talked in your sleep without knowing until someone tells you the next day.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fell over in public and had people laugh at you.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever called someone "mom" by accident and it isn't your mom.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fallen asleep in any lessons.
Copy and paste this into you profile if you have ever hit something very hard to cause damage, but ended up hurting yourself in the process.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever forgotten what you are going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with little kiddie things like the Jonas Brothers and Disney Channel, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper, Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you argue with your friends at lunch with who you would rather date, Edward Cullen or Jacob Black. Crazy is not sleeping 3 nights in a row because you stayed up reading fanfiction and then jumping in bed at 7:00 am when you’re mom comes to wake you up so you can get ready to go to work with her, where there is a computer where you continue to read fanfiction. Crazy is laughing your ass off while you’re supposed to be giving a report on Pluto and then being threatened by you teacher that she will fail you if you don’t stop cackling like an idiotic hyena. Crazy is when you stop in a middle of a room, break out in dance, and serenade to your best friend in front of everyone in the current room you're in. Crazy is when you moonwalk while running the mile as you're singing High School Musical songs. Crazy is when you and your friend turn off all the lights and make up a scary story about a ghost that lives in your friend's basement named Francis Bacon but it isn't very scary and then you find out that there is a person named Sir Francis Bacon. Crazy is when you pull an all-nighter with your friend and get so crazy that you slap your self and scream" Who did that?!" at three am. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Note: Not all things on this list have been done by all the people that have it posted
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A List of Stereotypes
~ put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)~
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a Wicked Witch
I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek
I'm an ACTOR /ACTRESS so I MUST be mean
I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL so I MUST be boy crazy or a lesbian
"Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sake to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay." by Robert Frost
Socials may be large, Socials may be rough,