AWK and The Akatsugirls
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Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, and Wii Sports Resort.

Twitter: @LeafNinjaAna

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Pein: @:@

Konan: *-_-

Itachi: 0/.\0

Deidara: o\/

Zetsu: \o.o/

Tobi: @

Sasori: -.-

Kisame: =0_o=

Hidan: o.o

Kakuzu: $_$

RP TIME!! List your Top 10 Naruto Characters and ANSWER THE RP QUESTIONS!

1. Itachi

2. Hidan

3. Deidara

4. Sasori

5. Kisame

6. Kakuzu

7. Konan

8. Zetsu

9. Pein

10. Tobi

What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night?
(Itachi) I would say "Itachi, You'll always be my number 1. But, if you wake me up in the middle of the night again, you won't have to worry about having any more daughters. OR CHILDEREN."

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
(Deidara) Won't happen. I ALWAYS lock the door. :D

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
(Sasori/ Pein) Snort. snort. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Sorry Konan!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
(Kisame) I'm on a diet. No fish.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
(Kakuzu) Get Hidan, Itachi, and a bucket of hot water to put his hand in. XD

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
(Konan) Pein, Treat my twin sister nicely or no kids for you... EVER.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
(Zetsu) I told you NOT to eat Hidan's sacrifices. XP

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
(Pein) Fah! Some leader you are! (EPIC MURDER)

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
(Tobi) Someone's on his monthly.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
(Hidan) Break it further.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
(Sasori) Tell Dei to do some thing.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
(Kisame) Help me.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
(Tobi/Itachi) Itachi sits in his emo corner, then gets Kakuzu to tentical rape Tobi. (Wait.. WTF AM I MARRYING TOBI? HE'S NOT ALLOWED WITHIN TEN FEET OF MEH!!!)

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
(Konan) Give the @$$ a paper cut throgh the brain. THANK YOU KONAN-NEE- CHAN!!!!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
(Pein) He'll Make the Akatsuki make signs saying. "KIRA AND ANA RULL!!!!" and "NO ONE CAN BEAT OUR BETCHES!!!" (Hidan is holding that one.)

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
(Tobi) Make me laugh harder.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
(Itachi) because... he's Itachi... 'Nuff said

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
(Hidan/Pein) ... O... M.. J... O.O

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
(Deidara) If they like explosions. XD

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
(Sasori/Pein) O... M... F... J... $300 on Hidan.
Kakuzu: $20 on Sasori.
Sasori: You have no faith in me!
Hidan: BWHAHAHA. I surreneder
Me: $@* (Hands $300 To Kakuzu)

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
(Kisame/Kakuzu) Phhhhhhht! (Retaining laughter as the two blush.)

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What will you do?
(Kakuzu) Breaking hearts? don't you mean stealling them? XD

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
(Konan) -//.//- I know it's bad just leave me alone!

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
(Zetsu) Let me tell you a secret... Brianna wuvs you. :3

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
(Tobi/Itachi) *Blows Tobi up*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
(Deidara/Sasori) Yaoi fans welcome.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
(Itachi/Kakuzu) HELL NO!

Would 2 trust 5?
(Hidan/Kisame) Hidan: Anyone want sushi?
Dedara: since when is sushi blue?
Me; Has anyone seen Kisame? (I'd say no)

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
(Sasori/Tobi) Tobi, Why did Sasori's head land in my ramen? (Too hard!)

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
(Kisame/Itachi) Their partners in crime. What do you think smart one?

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
(Kakuzu/Deidara) Can I make dinner instead?

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
(Konan/Pein) Konan works at Hooter's and Pein is the maneger. X3 (My brother made me type it!!!)

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
(Zetsu/Kisame) You look good, kisame... Really, you don't even notice the bald spots.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
(Pein/Kakuzu) Hey... she looks firmiliar... OMFJ IS THAT CRYSTA?!?! I called it! Nyisha owes me five bucks.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
(Tobi/Pein) Tobi was curious about babies.

1 accidentally kicked 10?
(Itachi/Tobi) Pay back for marrying me. (We got a devorce the next day, though.)

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
(Hidan/Pein) Epic, critical, mega confusion.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
(Kakuzu) I have my reasons. (He owes me $5,000,000 from the last poker game.)

7 won the lottery?
(Konan) SHOPPING SPREE! Konan, That bule dress is Perfect for your date with Pein!

8 had quite a big secret?
(Zetsu) he's really a vegitarian! So that's why he doesn't eat infront of other people.

9 became a singer?
(Pein) Your a good leader... but JB is better than you... and I don't even listen to him!

10 got a daughter?
(Tobi) WTF?!?!?

What would 1 think of 2?
(Itachi/Hidan) Moron needs an attitude adjustment

What would 4 envy about 5?
(Sasori/Kisame) What's to envy? HE'S A FISH!

What dream would 5 have about 6?
(Kisame/Kakuzu) I... have no idea

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
(Kakuzu/Konan) Their names start with Ks

What would make 7 angry at 8?
(Konan/Zetsu) ZETSU ATE PEIN!!

Where would 8 meet 9?
(Zetsu/Pein) Back at the base.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
(Pein/Tobi) he's a bad boy!

What would make 1 scared of 10?
(Itachi/Tobi)... Don't ask

Is 3 Gay?
(Deidara) I'm still trying to find out if it's a boy or a girl.

How do you feel right now?
Lost. O.O

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Your family-Naruto style!

Mother-Kushina Uzumaki. 'Nuff said

Father-The Fourth Hokage Minato Namikazi.

Older brother-mmmmmmmh... Kakuzu... just 'cause he's that badass.

Younger brother-Naruto. 'Cause he's kinda like me.

Older Sister-hmmmmmmm... Tenten 'cause she's THAT badass!

Younger Sister-Sakura. Have to stop NaruSaku from happening some how.

Best Friend-I would have to say... either Hidan or Deidara.

Worst Enemies-Madara, Oro-pedophile, Kabuto, Lee, Gai,


There's Ana's F*cked up Naruto family. (Yes, I'm anti-NaruSaku. I'm pro-NaruHina and SasuSaku and proud of it bitch!)

Akatsuki Acronyms

A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I, sands for: Awesome Kittens At The Secret Undercover Karate Incorporation (Dude...WTF?!?!?)

D.E.I.D.A.R.A, Stands for: Dangerously, Explosive, Idiot, Doing, Amazing, Reckless, Art

T.O.B.I, Teribly Oblivious, Basterd, Incinerated. (Misson Accomplished!) (A/N: Nice, Kai.) (K/N: XD)

S.A.S.O.R.I, Stupid Ass Selling Oro Right In. (eeeeeew DX)

P.E.I.N Pissy Emperor In Notingham (...?)

K.O.N.A.N Kinky Old N00b Anal Netting (WTFH?)

H.I.D.A.N Hellish Idol Dancing After Night

K.I.S.A.M.E Krazey Idiot Sliding Asses Meeting Eggs (...?)

I.T.A.C.H.I Internet Timed Acrobat Chewing Hot Idiots (Cheerleeders)

Z.E.T.S.U Zesty Enigma Turning Sassy Up (I'm getting images... O.O')

K.A.K.U.Z.U Kranky Anceient Krackpot Under Zetsu's Underwear (LOL XD)

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! We fucked up!"

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Hero of the Leaf: Naruto Uzumaki! by jmanz329 reviews
Naruto was kidnapped as a child and raised by a mysterious masked man. What would happen if he was sent back to the Leaf as a spy? What would happen afterwards? Let's get started already, believe it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,395 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/24/2017 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Consider Yourselves Kitties 2-point-0 by DaniZaraki reviews
Rewrite of the original CYK because it's shit and I hate it. Now enjoy: New stuff! Fun stuff! What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls, and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. I'M BACK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 155,810 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 8/18/2014
Love and in War by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. The first time I met Prince Sasuke was the night he saved my life. I never thought I would see him again, and I certainly never expected to fall in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,058 - Reviews: 2246 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Porcelain Souls by Lady Akuma Wolf reviews
AU Gaara and Temari attend Konoha University. Temari is horrified by her roommate, who is the polar opposite of her. College life, classes, romance and drama abound as the rest of the gang appears on campus. Temari, studying to be a model at the behest of her mother, would rather design than model. The only thing keeping Temari sane is her online penpal... slight characterOOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,077 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Gaara, Temari
A Sense of Duty by xXNejiten4everXx reviews
Neji Hyuuga is a swordsman, whose only duty in life is to protect and serve his kingdom, but his life takes a turn when he meets her, "Sorry, Prince Charming, but I am not a damsel in distress". Will he follow his duty or his heart? AU, medieval, Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 123,339 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Neji H., Tenten
Encore Lover by voodooprincess1331 reviews
They say that high school relationships don't really last too long after the speeches end and the caps soar through the sky. I beg to differ on that. [NaruHina] [Backcourt Lover's sequel]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,472 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Backcourt Lover by voodooprincess1331 reviews
Have you ever been in love with someone who doesn't love you back? That must hurt a lot, I wonder. I wish I knew what that felt like. I'm in love with a boy in my school who isn't even aware of my existence. [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,456 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
I Miss My Evil Kitties by The-Music-Loving-Anime-tard reviews
It's been almost three years since the Akatsuki left the girls. So when they come back, bring them to their world, everything is peachy, right? No. Because, let's face it, nothing is peachy with this organization around. Especially with eight girls messing up the Narutoverse. Just how is this world supposed to deal with this? (DISCONTINUED, SERIES BEING REWRITTEN)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,060 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Winning the Prize by VeeandreaHart reviews
Ayu Namikazi has been put on the team to bring Sasuke back. She knows what his prize is and where "it"'ll be. All she has to do is get captured by the prize. How hard can it be? Rated T for my bad mouth :- ...Itachi/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,213 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Itachi U.
Dangerous by BelleDayNight reviews
(AU) Sasuke had broken Sakura's heart and almost killed her in a fit of madness. Two years later, he sees her on television in the Olympic Games playing Taekwondo. Their paths collide at college where he and Naruto play football. Can she help him solve the mystery of his parents' death and clear Itachi's name? Or is everything just an illusion? SakuSasu NaruHina, some Sakura Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,832 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Top Idols High School by Aimii0 reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Ino and Tenten are students in a high school for future idols. The four girls are paired with four famous idols in their first year and they must stay together for three years. Follow their high-school years as love, friendship, drama and fun mix. / AU / SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,629 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 9/16/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Where Goddess's Play by Keiko-Wolfe reviews
Four soon to be Goddess's are sent to boarding school to experience a human life, but never expected love, hate and rivalry. What else will these four go through before they come of age? Sasusaku Naruhina KibaOc NejiTen and maybe some others, hint hint, ShikaIno... Hope you like it please review 0.0
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Till Death Do Us Part: A Newly Wed's Mission Temporarily on Hiatus by Too Insane For You reviews
The Fifth gives Naruto and Hinata an A-Class Mission, which involves pretending to be newly weds. Will this be a new era to their friendship? Could this bloom into more? Without the two, the other shinobi are left to spend time with each other and develop feelings. What will happen? NaruHina. NejiTen. SasuSaku. KibaIno. ShikaTema. Hope you enjoy. R&R. Sorry for the summary :))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,643 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Psh, We Can Take Those Akatsuki Fools Anyday by Casey K. Si reviews
Three narutarded friends are sucked into the unoriginal plot of landing in the narutoverse, and get kidnaped by the Akatsuki. However, they all have the powers of annoyance and more to aid them, and as time goes on, might love rear its ugly head as well?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,231 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Baby Ren by ZionX reviews
Ren found a baby on the hood of his car after he went to a convenience store... He took it home and Kyoko was sent by Yashiro to cook for Ren... You get the picture... Read if you want to find out more...
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 146,982 - Reviews: 2096 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
My Hime by x Misty me x reviews
Hinata has agreed to go to a trip with her friends. A simple one with only her friends. Suddenly in a second Hinata has to survive a lot of obstacles to claim her Fox boy's heart. What will she do? I don't like summaries so a much better story is available inside. Pairings- Naruhina,Sasusaku,Saiino,Nejiten. Little bit of humour here and there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
My Brand New, Secret (And Fake!) Boyfriend by Rin Yamazaki reviews
After Sakura, Ino and Hinata get into Princeton University, Rock Lee get's back from the Israli army and keeps asking Sakura out! She calls her old friend, Uchiha Sasuke to help her out. But what happens when Sasuke's old feelings for Sakura start flooding back to him? A very interesting sequence of events. (Complete, rewrite in progress)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,656 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It could happen by xAnimeaddict1 reviews
Sakura is a girl with no friends or so everyone thinks. When the popular group starts to notice and befriend her how do people react? Is it possible for there to be a budding romance between her and the hottest guy in the school? and what about her secret relationship with the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,588 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Night Class by Keiko-Wolfe reviews
By day I am ordinary student, by night I am hunter or at least I was until someone reactivated my past vampire blood and now I have to join the night class full of purebloods and halflings, along with a psychotic wolf demon. Sasusaku, Naruhina, ShikaIno, NejiTen, KibaOc... Please review xx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Stranded by Keiko-Wolfe reviews
We were all on the plane when it crashed and only fourteen of us survived, but now we are on a inhabited jungle island with creatures and plants we've never seen before, how many of us will survive this...? Future Sasusaku, Naruhina and KibaOc and possible others. Please review I would like to know what you think .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
After the war by Aingeal98 reviews
15 years have passed since the Fourth Shinobi War. Seven years ago, Sakura fled Konoha. Now her son has come to the village and he has a mission: Become a shinobi and keep his identity a secret. But that will be harder that it sounds with Naruto's daughter on his case. Written before the end of the manga, so 100% not canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 176,734 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Team Seven - Complete
Goddess' Love by BlosChe reviews
The sensei of Konoha 12 are starting on only paying attention on the boys while Sakura, Hinata, Ino and Tenten are left behind in the dust. Tsunade sent the boys and the sensei on a three year long mission, during that time the girls find out a really big secret. OOC and HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,980 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sakura H., Tenten, Ino Y., Hinata H.
Sunny Days Through Lavender Eyes by Spudmander reviews
The title my seem like this is a Naruto soap, but this is my first shot at comedy/romance! Anywho, the crazy Naruto kids are in a modern day high school and with main heroine Hyuga Hinata tries to get the courage to confess her love to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,707 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Echoes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"Find me a girl who doesn't like me for my looks and then we'll talk." Sasuke Uchiha is about to realise that love waits for no man, and that it can, quite literally, bump into you when you least expect it. Sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,735 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dark Side of the Heart by Fire Inu Princess reviews
Naruto is a vampire that had been away from humans for so long, keeping to himself on his land and drinking the blood of animals so he could stay alive. After losing his true love he blamed himself for her death and thought that he could never love again. But now five hundred years later a woman that looks just like his past lover comes into his life but can he keep her safe?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,735 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Woman With A Mans Heart! by LalaUchiha reviews
Tenten moves to Konoha meaning she will have to go to school at KH. Already struggling with gender issues she is then being unfairly treated by the very sexy, but sexist jock who claims "Girls and guys aren't equals, that is what fate has decided!" How will she survive knowing she has to live with a sexist pig for a whole year! *NejiTen"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,489 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Neji H., Tenten
Bittersweet love? by Aimii0 reviews
Sakura. Ino. Hinata. Tenten. Rich, beautiful, and smart, they are the school idols. Their lives are perfect until four new students arrive. Is it love or hate at first sight? / SasuSaku,NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,522 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The God in man by captain awsome pants reviews
Like Highschool isn't hard enough, now Naruto has to deal with Gods from another world possesing all of his friends and family? With city wide battles and a war for the world, Naruto suddenly wishes he could go back to being a bored kid in pre-cal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Naruto U.
Life was great until SHE showed up! by LadySaradaUchiha reviews
Do you honestly think I really like Karin?""That's kinda hard to believe Sasuke!I think you need to make up your mind about who you really like""It's no that simple Sakura...I'm in love with both of you" SasuSakuKarin InoSai NaruHina NejiTen ShikaTema R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,992 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Revenge of the Plot Bunnies by Lady Shadow 77 reviews
Four girls fell from the sky to various locations in the Naruto world. With no memory of their pasts they try and survive the Naruto world. But it may get hard, after all landing on Gaara isn't a good thing. Disclaimer: If we owned Naruto we'd be to busy to write and post stories on fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,585 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012
And we're live! by captain awsome pants reviews
Naruto and his crew were so busy reporting the news, they never thought they'd become the news. Good evening Leaf City, and welcome to the evening news. With, Naruto Uzamaki, Sakura Haruno, Wolf-man Kiba with sports, and Shikamaru Nara with the weather, and here's your evening news team!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Why We Shouldn't Be in the Naruverse by Lady Shadow 77 reviews
Hijinks ensue when the authors of Revenge the Plot Bunnies are given prompts to follow; it's recommended that you read Revenge of the Plot Bunnies first but it's not neccessary. Always accepting requests with limits. T-rating or lower please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012
Reality or Insanity? by The-Music-Loving-Anime-tard reviews
Based off of Ayukazi with Kitty's story: Evil Angels! - Ana knew the Akatsuki were real. She knew she saw Itachi. And she just knew Itachi loved her, and she loved him.. But now even Ana is questioning her own sanity. But now she wonders...was it all reality or insanity? ItachiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Book 1: The Lost Uzumaki by Krazee Ladee reviews
Naruto has an older sister whom was thought to be dead. She looks exactly like Naruto's Sexy Jutsu, giving her a wrong first impression of him. Kakashi tries to make up for his terrible mistake from 15 years ago. Rated M for later chapters. Kakashi X OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 83,268 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Akatsukittens by The-Music-Loving-Anime-tard reviews
The usual day for the Akatsuki. Just hang out in the base. Get turned into kittens, and sent to another universe. And then get given to this weirdo girl and her weirdo friends. It's not the usual? For the Akatsuki, yes. It is. Rated for language used! (Old as sin story)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,889 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
shades of grey by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. 05. Before she said baby. Like ONE. Now she's saying babies. Like... MORE than one. What the hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
School with The Akatsuki? by MagnusBane LOVES AlecLightwood reviews
Mel and Fire live a boring life, but they are obsessed with Deidara and Hidan. When the Akatsuki move to their school, some interesting things happen. . . VERY FUNNY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,201 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Akatsuki
High School In Konoha by Moonlight Music Mistress reviews
Minor Hiatus. What happens when the Rookie Nine plus Team Gai all go to high school together? Well, homework will rise, so will detentions, but more importantly...romance will bloom, hearts will break, and hormones. NxT, SxI, SxS, NxH, slight ShinoOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007
He Stopped To Think About It by Moonlight Music Mistress reviews
Sasuke POV. Six months after Uchiha Sasuke left Konoha, the feelings about his past comrade begin to overflow his mind in a most confusing way. Songfic to "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace. Onesided SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki: Attack of the Tobi by TheWindAlchemist reviews
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,967 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
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I Saw Stars reviews
Re-write of Resort Trip. Elements. A Popular Band Idolized all over the world. The Cast of Naruto, Idolized actors all over the world. Now they come together on a Resort Island for an entire month? Sure. What Could happen? "I saw stars when I saw you. And not because your famous." NaruHina SasuSaku Rated T for Hidan and the OCs. Canceled.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 3/4/2014 - OC, Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Konoha High: Hinata reviews
Sequal to Konoha High: Sakura. After the whole Madara incedent last year, Hianta truely believes that her sophomore year will be nothing but smooth sailing. Well, after you look past Tobi's terrible nightmares about his father and Ayu's temporary replacement teacher is a psycho. Yeah, totally smooth sailing. Right? NaruHina, SasuSaku, Tema/Shika/OC NejiTen CANCELED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
EA2 Screwin' with Shippuden reviews
Sequle to Evil Angels. 4 years have passed since they have left. It's time for the girls to get their anime on and screw with the storyline to Naruto Shippuden. M for Hidan, Kira and the other Akatsugirls. AkatsukixOCs Warning: This story contains vulgar language and other, if you are offended by such things, you have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,489 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Pains of Being Konan reviews
We all know and Love Konan and The Akatsuki. We all love to see their fights and awesome skills. But what's it like to be the only girl in an organization full of stupid guys? Well, Konan is here to tell the world the pains of being Konan. T-rated for the foul mouths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Resort Trip reviews
Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke, Sakura, Deidara, Hidan,Tobi, Kakashi, and Itachi are hard working actors. Ana Rae Black, Kalika Marvil, Raven, Kira Rose and Kenzie Qwist are hard working competitors. What will happen when they spend a month on the same resort Island together? NaruHina, SasuSaku, KakaOC, DeiOC, TobiOC, HidaOC, ItaOC. M for Hidan.
Crossover - Naruto & Wii Sports Resort - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Konoha High: Sakura reviews
Konaha High School is where all of our favoright actors, actresses, singers, fashion designers, authors, etc. went to school. Anyone who goes there are destined to be a star. But, Sakura will soon learn the secrets of Fashion and the school.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,871 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Putting the scattered Pieces Together reviews
Things were simple. And lonely. Living alone in a huge house and No boyfriend. Then my best friend appears and sets me up with a co-worker. Here's the thing. Love at first sight. KakuzuOC Re-writ of "Putting the Pieces together"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Kakuzu - Complete
Teen Ninjas: Starlets reviews
Now owned by riquashea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Evil Angels reviews
The Akatsuki are going through their usual day... when their suddenly in a new world. OUR world. and they meet up with eight girls who know EVERYTHING about them. And before they know it, all new adventures break out as well as... Romance? !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,697 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Putting the Pieces Together reviews
Rae Uzumaki joins the Akatsuki and finds a lonley old codger named Kakuzu and tries to set him up with all of her old friends. Will it work and will she find her own lost romance?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
My Worst Choice reviews
The worst Choice I ever made was letting her go. I shouldn't have hurt her like I did. But no. I had to break her heart. Now, As I see her with him, I know how I feel. And it hurts. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
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