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First off I would like to apologize for my horrible updates, secondly welcome. now on to more pressing matters. I will be starting my new story "The Legend of Rhonin and Adara" soon and will not stop, this I solomely swear. Also I will not be continuing my other story for now but it is in...reconstruction.
Now that that's out of the way read this stupid crap...or just scroll to the bottom that's cool too.
-Signed Ninjafaceify A.k.a Justin
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." -Sirius Black, Harry Potter
"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of." "But you have heard of me."- Commodore Norrington and Captain Jack Sparrow
"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt... and guess what's inside it!" -Captain Jack Sparrow
"They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -unknown
"Now, you two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or - "
"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Just close your eyes. But keep your mind wide open" Leslie, Bridge to Terabithia
"Is it better to be smart or lucky?" -Tallahassee
"Gotta enjoy the little things." -Tallahassee
"Hey, look. 'Es-CA-pay'. I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word 'escape.'" Dory, Finding Nemo
"My mama always said that life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get!" -Forrest Gump
"To infinity and beyond!" -Buzz Lightyear
"I AM A PEANUT!"- John Cooper
"WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!"-Zim
"You dare challenge Megamind?!" "This town isn't big enough for two super-villains!" "Oh.. your a villain alright! Just not a super one!" "Yea? What's the difference?!" "...PRESENTATION!" - Megamind
"Answer me this, Link, one question, and then you can go back to the others. What is the difference between a soldier and a warrior?" "What kind of idiotic question is that? A soldier is a warrior!" Link said. "No, Link, he is not," Ganondorf said, "And I'll tell you the difference. It's quite simple really. You see, a soldier can become very good at what they do. And a warrior, well, he does what he's good at.- Freedan the Eternal
"What? Say something! Am I so beautiful you have no words left?"-Midna
"I...I need...I must try it"-Malo
"If he's boob can I be Ragina?- Nigahiga skitzo
"Life is worthless. When we take a life we are taking nothing of value." -Durzo Blint/ way of shadows
Light is but a farewell gift from the darkness to those on their way to die.-The Boss/ metal gear solid 3
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