Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
I'm taiwanese, and English is my second language. Though it's technically the third, since Taiwanese is supposed to be my first language, but I don't speak Taiwanese. For those who are wondering, Chinese is my first language. But I love reading English novels and stories, and I only read chinese when my teacher forces me to.
I like reading better than writing, so I'm not planning on posting any stories. I might if I have some good ideas though. I was wondering if there are any chinese readers on fanfiction? 'cause I write better in chinese than English.
Anyways, enough of all this. Let's go on to the important parts!
I absolutely LOVE reading. but I really hate it when I'm forced to read something I don't like.
I'm a Harry Potter and Twilight fan.(who isn't?) and I love the Hunger Games and Percy Jackson too! But, I only read Twilight fanfictions. Don't ask me why!
Of course, the maze runner, the mortal instruments, the uglies, the 39 clues, the gallagher girls, and the skulduggery pleasant series are great, too!
APH is awesome!!!!!!!! Italy is sooooooooooo cute. and I love FRxUK and RussiaxPrussia pairing.
Your first impression of me might be that I'm a really shy person, and I look youger than my actual age, but once you know me, you'll find that I'm quite like Alice, because I'm really hyper, and I jump up and down when I'm excited(such as when I'm talking about HP or Twilight). I'm also like Emmett, because I love playing pranks on people. April Fools is one of my favorite holiday! In my opinion, it's the most important and awesome holiday in the world.
I look really innocent on the outside, but I'm actually quite evil on the inside. my thoughts aren't exactly innocent, too.
Everyone has different impressions of me. For example, this teacher might think that I'm a really shy and quiet student, but another teacher might think I'm really talkative. My father thinks I get really nervous when I'm on stage, but my friends know that I'm a great actor. That's because I act differently around different people, and the person who knows most about my real self (not including me) is probably my friends.
Below are some things I copied and pasted from other people's profile. If you think this is boring, just scroll down.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile
YOUR GUY SIDE:
xYou love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
What is on your bed right now? blanket
When was the last time you threw up? years ago.
What's your favorite word or phrase? uhhh
Name 3 people who made you smile today? the bus driver, my brother(but he made me angry too), and uhhh... that's it.
What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Sleeping, DUH!
What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Reading fanfiction, what else?!
What is your favorite holiday? April Fools!
Have you ever been to another country? yes.
What is the last thing you said aloud? uhhh
What is the best ice cream flavor? Chocolate(and I only eat chocolate flavored ice-cream)
What was the last thing you had to drink? soup
What are you wearing right now? black pants and a t-shirt
What was the last thing you ate? dinner
Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope!
When was the last time you ran? today
What's the last sporting event you watched? hmm, don't know?
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? Florida( I love Taiwan, but I'm already in Taiwan, so I wouldn't be going anywhere.)
Ever go camping?yes
Do you have a tan? uhh, no? I guess?
Have you ever lost anything down a toilet? No, but almost.
Do you use smiley faces on the computer alot? Rarely
Do you drink your soda from a straw? I don't drink soda
What did your last text message say? it's in chinese
Are you someone's best friend? umm...not sure? yes, I guess?
What are you doing tomorrow? sleeping and eating and going to the toilet
Where is your mom right now? China
Look to your left, what do you see? mirror cabinet
What color is your watch? silver
What do you think of when you think of Australia? kangaroo, Jeannette, bigbyte, APH, Prussia, Italy
Ever ridden on a roller coaster? yes, I love it!
What is your birthstone? Euh, no idea
Do you have a dog? no
Last person you talked to on the phone? my cousin
Any plans today? yeah, I'm going to CWT28 (CWT=comic world in Taiwan)
Are you happy? yes, no, maybe, so
Where are you right now? in front of a computer
Biggest annoyance in your life right now? my brother?
Last song listened to? I forgot
Last movie you saw? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2
Are you allergic to anything? yes, the weather(seriously!)
Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? my sneakers
Are you jealous of anyone? Yes
Are you married? Nope
Is anyone jealous of you? yeah, I think so.
Do any of your friends have children? no
Do you eat healthy? not really
What do you usually do during the day? Read or sleep or do my hw
Do you hate anyone right now? Yes
Do you use the word 'hello' daily? no( I live in Taiwan! I don't speak English daily!)
How many kids do you want when you're older? I have no freakin' idea.
You know your obsessed with the Twilight Saga when...
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse or Twilight?
Are you more excited about a Breaking Dawn Movie or Midnight Sun Full Book?
Midnight sun full book.
Midnight Sun Full Book or the Twilight Movie?
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Hard one, Edward, I think.
Bella or Jacob?
Bella or Alice?
Ah, now that's hard. probably alice.
Alice or Jacob?
ALICE! She rocks!
Rosalie or Alice?
Ugh, another hard one. Alice.
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Emmett or Jasper?
Ah, Emmet. Sorry Jasper, I still love ya though!
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Ugh, Bella, though it was a hard decision
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Charlie, of course.
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
hmm...James I think.
Werewolves or Vampires?
You say Pink,
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?
Bella: Do you like me?
Bella: Do you want me?
Bella: Would you cry if I left?
Bella: Would you live for me?
Bella: Would you do anything for me?
Bella: Choose--me or your life
Edward: My life
Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510, twilightobsessedOECD, sweetcrimefighter, someone1433
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your prof
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
You know you're obsessed with Twilight when:
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.(or months ago)
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be
stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those
who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.
If you wish you were the creator of Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you you think Edward is freakin HOT copy + paste this into your profile
If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile
If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile
If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile
If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile. (read it, it's cool and annoying at the same time, and also a bit funny)
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line. X (I was totally punked with this one :D)
This has got to be one of the most clever
THE MORSE CODE :
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
repost on your profile