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Joined 01-15-11, id: 2705745, Profile Updated: 08-13-11
Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

hey, everyone!

I'm taiwanese, and English is my second language. Though it's technically the third, since Taiwanese is supposed to be my first language, but I don't speak Taiwanese. For those who are wondering, Chinese is my first language. But I love reading English novels and stories, and I only read chinese when my teacher forces me to.

I like reading better than writing, so I'm not planning on posting any stories. I might if I have some good ideas though. I was wondering if there are any chinese readers on fanfiction? 'cause I write better in chinese than English.

Anyways, enough of all this. Let's go on to the important parts!

I absolutely LOVE reading. but I really hate it when I'm forced to read something I don't like.

I'm a Harry Potter and Twilight fan.(who isn't?) and I love the Hunger Games and Percy Jackson too! But, I only read Twilight fanfictions. Don't ask me why!

Of course, the maze runner, the mortal instruments, the uglies, the 39 clues, the gallagher girls, and the skulduggery pleasant series are great, too!

APH is awesome!!!!!!!! Italy is sooooooooooo cute. and I love FRxUK and RussiaxPrussia pairing.


Your first impression of me might be that I'm a really shy person, and I look youger than my actual age, but once you know me, you'll find that I'm quite like Alice, because I'm really hyper, and I jump up and down when I'm excited(such as when I'm talking about HP or Twilight). I'm also like Emmett, because I love playing pranks on people. April Fools is one of my favorite holiday! In my opinion, it's the most important and awesome holiday in the world.

I look really innocent on the outside, but I'm actually quite evil on the inside. my thoughts aren't exactly innocent, too.

Everyone has different impressions of me. For example, this teacher might think that I'm a really shy and quiet student, but another teacher might think I'm really talkative. My father thinks I get really nervous when I'm on stage, but my friends know that I'm a great actor. That's because I act differently around different people, and the person who knows most about my real self (not including me) is probably my friends.


Below are some things I copied and pasted from other people's profile. If you think this is boring, just scroll down.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
STEROTYPES ARE SHIT AND POINTLESS...PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU AGREE
Don't you hate how your always expected to forgive and forget?

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than i am

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.((Don't have TV at home.
xGory movies are cool.
xYou go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun
xTalk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.((what?????? Star Wars is the best movie ever!!!!!!!!!
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 5

What is on your bed right now? blanket

When was the last time you threw up? years ago.

What's your favorite word or phrase? uhhh

Name 3 people who made you smile today? the bus driver, my brother(but he made me angry too), and uhhh... that's it.

What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Sleeping, DUH!

What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Reading fanfiction, what else?!

What is your favorite holiday? April Fools!

Have you ever been to another country? yes.

What is the last thing you said aloud? uhhh

What is the best ice cream flavor? Chocolate(and I only eat chocolate flavored ice-cream)

What was the last thing you had to drink? soup

What are you wearing right now? black pants and a t-shirt

What was the last thing you ate? dinner

Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope!

When was the last time you ran? today

What's the last sporting event you watched? hmm, don't know?

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? Florida( I love Taiwan, but I'm already in Taiwan, so I wouldn't be going anywhere.)

Ever go camping?yes

Do you have a tan? uhh, no? I guess?

Have you ever lost anything down a toilet? No, but almost.

Do you use smiley faces on the computer alot? Rarely

Do you drink your soda from a straw? I don't drink soda

What did your last text message say? it's in chinese

Are you someone's best friend? umm...not sure? yes, I guess?

What are you doing tomorrow? sleeping and eating and going to the toilet

Where is your mom right now? China

Look to your left, what do you see? mirror cabinet

What color is your watch? silver

What do you think of when you think of Australia? kangaroo, Jeannette, bigbyte, APH, Prussia, Italy

Ever ridden on a roller coaster? yes, I love it!

What is your birthstone? Euh, no idea

Do you have a dog? no

Last person you talked to on the phone? my cousin

Any plans today? yeah, I'm going to CWT28 (CWT=comic world in Taiwan)

Are you happy? yes, no, maybe, so

Where are you right now? in front of a computer

Biggest annoyance in your life right now? my brother?

Last song listened to? I forgot

Last movie you saw? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2

Are you allergic to anything? yes, the weather(seriously!)

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? my sneakers

Are you jealous of anyone? Yes

Are you married? Nope

Is anyone jealous of you? yeah, I think so.

Do any of your friends have children? no

Do you eat healthy? not really

What do you usually do during the day? Read or sleep or do my hw

Do you hate anyone right now? Yes

Do you use the word 'hello' daily? no( I live in Taiwan! I don't speak English daily!)

How many kids do you want when you're older? I have no freakin' idea.

You know your obsessed with the Twilight Saga when...
you spend countless hours on fanfiction
you quote the book in everyday conversation
you spend rainy days pretending to be in Forks
you will name your first born, boy/girl, after a character
you put on white makeup and purple eyes shadow and
then go out in public...and even hiss at strangers
you downloaded "Clair De Lune"
you casually migrate away from redheads in a crowd
you are afraid of dance studios

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight.

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight.

Are you more excited about a Breaking Dawn Movie or Midnight Sun Full Book?

Midnight sun full book.

Midnight Sun Full Book or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Hard one, Edward, I think.

Bella or Jacob?

Bella.

Bella or Alice?

Ah, now that's hard. probably alice.

Alice or Jacob?

ALICE! She rocks!

Rosalie or Alice?

Ugh, another hard one. Alice.

Jasper or Alice?

jasper.

Jasper or Edward?

Edward.

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle.

Emmett or Jasper?

Ah, Emmet. Sorry Jasper, I still love ya though!

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Ugh, Bella, though it was a hard decision

Esme or Charlie?

uhh...Charlie

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle.

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie, of course.

Jacob or Sam?

Sam.

Sam or Quil?

Quil.

Quil or Embry?

Quil!

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

hmm...James I think.

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires!

You say Pink,
I say black!
You say the Harry Potter series,
I say the Twilight series!
((I don't agree though, I think HP is a teeny bit better than Twilight. Sorry, Twilight.)
You say the Jonas Brothers are hot,
I say the Cullen brothers are HOTTER!
You say Miley Cyrus,
I say Haley Williams!
You say Romeo and Juliet,
I say Edward and Bella!
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires!
You say Team Jacob,
I say Team Edward 4 ever!
You say you hate Twilight,
I say I hate YOU!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @.

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510, twilightobsessedOECD, sweetcrimefighter, someone1433

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your prof

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when:
You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!
You think your next-door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire.
You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
You've read Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse at least 5 times each!
You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.
You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse.
When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.
Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you.
You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up.
You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.
You have nothing to do, so you go to www.stepheniemeyer.com and read everything on the site twice. And then go to the Lexicon and do the same thing.
You promise your friend that if he can find you an Edward, you'll give him the answers to your homework for the rest of your school-life.
You plan on naming your children after characters in any of the books in the Twilight series.
You walk around school looking for pale-skinned, inhumanly beautiful classmates with red or gold eyes.
You see a shadow, think it's Edward, and start talking to it.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.(or months ago)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you wish you were the creator of Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you you think Edward is freakin HOT copy + paste this into your profile

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile. (read it, it's cool and annoying at the same time, and also a bit funny)

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. X (I was totally punked with this one :D)

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

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Things a Vampire Can’t Do by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
A series of VERY FUNNY one-shots of things our favorite vampires can't do. Set in Eclipse. Brought to you by JasperSAYSrelax128 writer of "Oops, he did it again!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3115 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
In more than one sense by Chiisai.x.Kitsune reviews
Formally known as 'Broken' "Look at yourself Arthur. You pretend to have so much power and yet you're so small. You seem to like controlling other countries but have never been controlled by another. Well, I'm going to change that."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - England/Britain, Russia - Complete
Lost in Translation by UndisclosedUprising reviews
A simple visit with Russia turns into something much more as the talk turns to the recent pact with Germany./No pairings, RATED M FOR BLOOD AND GORE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,559 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Russia, N. Italy - Complete
A frozen hell by Chiisai.x.Kitsune reviews
“I told you I would get you Arthur. And I don’t lie about that kind of things. What I want, I get and you’re no different. Nothing can save you from my hold. Nothing can break you free. Just accept your fate, but just keep in mind, I’ll never leave you be
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2010 - England/Britain, Russia - Complete
That's What You Get by julien-schu reviews
In which Ivan Braginski courts Gilbert Beilschmidt for reasons unknown; High School AU. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,538 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Perfect Enemy by reconquista reviews
Prussia/East Germany was sent to live with Russia after WWII. Ivan thinks breaking him will be easy, but Gilbert was never one to give in. //Ivan's and Gilbert's hate relationship. Molestation, violence, bad language, mention of non-consensual sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
The City of Fallen Angels by Stephenie Cullen reviews
Please review chapter 9! I want to make sure I'm in the right direction before I continue to upload! This story begins after the epilouge of The City of Glass! Please enjoy this until the real City of Fallen Angels comes out in March 2011
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010
Rape Isn't About Sex by whitetyger123 reviews
A story we wrote for kabutochan because she was the 400th reviewer for Fall of a Hero. RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Warnings: Rape, sex, man on man, language and adult themes. Russia/Prussia, one shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Red Panties by Rainbow Lies reviews
When Isabella is sold on the black market, an unknown confidence comes out inside her. Rosalie Cullen is her new "Mistress" Can she break the new Isabella and turn her into the perfect pet? Rated M for lemons and some strong language. AU/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
If there is a Hell by Nimue the Gray reviews
Russia brings home Prussia as his new enclave Kaliningrad Oblast. The Baltic countries don't know what to think. RussiaxPrussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Two Different Types of Angels by call me your partner in crime reviews
Edward left, and Bella killed herself. She is now an angel and happens to run into the Cullens a couple years later. Will she accept Edward back into her life?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,135 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wedding For Three by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
A sequel to my story, The Family Talk, The Cullens, Hales, and Bella have decided to have a triple wedding together after sitting through a sex ed talk from Carlisle and Esme. What kind of whacky things can happen? Only time will tell...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer’s partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting at Chapter 13.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Humtastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews
*Sequel to Vamptastic Cooking* The Cullens made Bella eat what they made...what happens when she returns the favor?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
The Joys of Parenthood by Lady Saffir reviews
Carlisle learns that he shouldn't promise to answer a question until he knows what the question is. “Granddad, if I show you something, will you explain it to me?”
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Vamptastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews
What happens when Emmett decides to host a cooking show in the Cullen house? Plastic Eggs, McDonalds, and vampires oh my!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
The Light by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Through Edwards eyes when Bella meets his family for the first time. One-shot Written For the First Meeting Challenge. Third place-best Edward pov
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dinner Party by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Bella prepares to have a diner party with her soon to be vampire family, with her very observant and suspicious mother. But first Edward has to convince Bella to agree to this embarrasing situation. *Hiatus*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,853 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8346 - Favs: 7,473 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 294 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Of Notes and Boredom by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are in a VERY boring class... but, Bella knows how to pass the time. Let the note passing begin! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
My Mind Got Carried Away by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella's in a very boring class. So boring she decides running off a building may be a better choice. Guess who gets a vision off of Bella's decision? How will Edward react? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Snape's Epilogue by CJ - Lady of Gryffindor reviews
After his death Voldemort meets Snape and Dumbledore in the same station where Harry met Dumbledore. Finally, Snape is free to tell the Dark Lord who truly has his loyalty, and to gain his just reward..seeing Lily again. Deathly Hallows Spoilers 1shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Unbelievable reviews
Annabeth's point of view of The Lightning Thief.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Swim
There's a new swimming pool at APH school. Both Ivan Russia and Gilbert Prussia finds out something about each other and tease each other, while hilarity ensues. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete