Dragon MoonX
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Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter, Hobbit, Dragon Ball Z, Final Fantasy I-VI, and Redwall.

Greetings. My name is Dragon MoonX, but you can call me Dragon.
I'm also known as Draconius Violet Catherine Rose, the Snatcher Queen. I was voted "most dedicated to their favorite character" in the 2015 Fan-Picked Fanfiction Awards for my outstanding love and devotion to Scabior.

Even though I've had this account for a few years, I've only recently begun posting stories. I've been writing fanfiction for several years and have many completed stories. Which means that now that I've started posting, I should be able to keep my readers entertained for a long time.

I'm a fan of the Harry Potter series, and my favorite character is Scabior. My love for him goes beyond the movies or mere words on paper in a book. My love for him is something far deeper, something far more than words can ever say. To my beloved Scabior, you will always have a place in my heart. I think you are going to be my favorite.

There aren't enough stories about Scabior. My goal is to write as many stories about him as I can, usually of the hurt/comfort and humor genres. And my stories about him will be different. I'm not here to write about him raping or falling in love with Hermione. No, I have something else in mind. So prepare yourself for Scabior fanfiction of a very different nature. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it.

If you'd like to know more about me, I'm an adult in my early 30s. I like reading and writing humorous stories, hurt/comfort fics where the characters are either sick or injured, and if there is a good erotic story on this site point me to it right away, please.

I live with my boyfriend Sumatranfox, and I enjoy writing stories for my friends. Some of my stories are dedicated to people I know as gifts and tributes. Write something that really pleases me and I may surprise you with a story written just for you.

You can follow me on my blog at Fanfiction and Life In General.
It's a great way to get previews and updates for my stories, as well as see what I'm doing in my daily life.

For those of you who want uncensored versions of my mature stories, you can find them on AO3 at Dragon_MoonX.

I, Dragon MoonX, have challenged myself! I'm proud to be a part of the Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenge Forum.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
She deserved everything she got and more.

Normal people: when being chased yell, "help me, somebody!"
Harry Potter fans: pick up a stick and attempt to fight back.
Scabior fangirls: run really slowly in hopes of being snatched.

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Dragon Ball Pact:

"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"


Table of contents for stories, series, collections and characters

Scabior's Rose
Summary: a collection of stories about the married life of Scabior, his wife Draconius and their daughter Melody.
Stories currently published in collection: Family Life, Marital Bliss
Stories that will be published later: Blossoming Love, I Will Take Care of You
Character profile: Draconius Rose, Melody Rose

Scabior's Rose Tetralogy - In Sickness and In Health
Summary: a four part series where Scabior is sick and his wife helps nurse him back to health. Lots of hurt/comfort with loving fluff.
Stories currently published in tetralogy: Love's Healing Touch, Complicated Healing, Fevers & Fears, Night of Silence

Silver & Gold
Summary: a long running series about Scabior and Violet, starting when Violet is snatched during the war and continuing after the war has ended. Contains many OCs. Rated M for language, sexual content, and self-harm.
Book one: Fragments of Silver
Book two: Pieces of Gold (will be published later this year)
Special edition: Descending Into Fire (will be published later this year)
Character profiles: Fragments of Silver character profiles

Garden of Shadows
Summary: book six through seven rewrite in which Severus Snape survives the war and starts a family, but suffers from a terrible curse that could either kill him or leave him paralyzed.
Book one: Heart Within the Shadows (will be published at a later date)
Book two: The Black Rose of Severus Snape (will be published at a later date)

Snatcher's Library
Summary: for those of you who can't get enough of Scabior, this is a five part collection consisting of over 600 hundred drabbles, oneshots and short stories featuring our favorite snatcher Scabior.
Stories currently published in collection: Snatcher's Library
Stories that will be published later: Snatcher's Library 2, Snatcher's Library - Halloween Edition, Snatcher's Library - Christmas Edition, A Year With Scabior

Special edition stories and collections

Silver Flora & Golden Fauna - a collection of fifty short stories, oneshots and drabbles centered around various OCs from my Silver & Gold series. (Will be published at a later date)

The Christmas Party - alternative version of chapter 35 from Fragments of Silver, in which Scabior and Violet sneak off during a party at Malfoy manor to make love, only to be caught in the act by a curious house elf. Rated M for sexual content.

I Will Always Love You - a collection of romantic stories featuring Scabior and my OFCs Violet and Draconius. Dedicated to Sumatranfox. (Will be published at a later date)


Fanfiction I like to read: Harry Potter, Vampire Diaries, The Hobbit, Once Upon A Time, Final Fantasy

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

What is your OTP: Scabonius (Scabior/Draconius)

Eye color: green

Gender: female

Hair color: dark brown with a red streak on the right side

What does your name mean: of nobel decent

Favorite colors: red, black, and purple

Favorite sounds: the beautiful sound of crickets chirping on a summer evening, Sumatranfox singing me to sleep at night

Worst feeling in the world: any unpleasant feelings/emotions connected with my past life memories

Best feeling in the world: the love and happiness I feel from spending time with Sumatranfox

How do you release anger: by going out into the woods and having a Fenrir Greyback moment

What do you wear to bed at night: a short sleeved shirt with plaid pajama bottoms

What is on the walls in your room: pictures of Scabior, a poster of a red fox and an arctic wolf

Do you still have your tonsils: yes

First thought in the morning: I am truly blessed to have such a wonderful boyfriend. I am grateful for each day and every moment that I spend with him, and I thank God for bringing him ino my life

Are you a good friend: yes; I can be very loyal and caring

Favorite televison programs:Once Upon A Time, Vampire Diaries, The Originals, Bones, Moonshiners

What is your favorite quote: "None of us can predict the final outcomes of our actions, and few of us even try;most of us just do what we do to prolong a moment's pleasure or to stop the pain. And even when we act for the most noblest reason, the last link of the chain all too often drips with someone's blood."
Stephen King, Everything's Eventual

"It's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all of eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you."
Blaine Anderson

"Love is from the infinite, and will remain until eternity.
The seeker of love escapes the chains of birth and death."
From The Thief of Sleep, by Shahram Shiva

"The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or touched, they are felt with the heart.
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"Do any of us, except in our dreams, truly expect to be reunited with our heart's deepest loves, even when they leave us only for minutes, and on the most mundane of errands? No, not at all. Each time they go from our sight we in our secret hearts count them as dead. Having been given so much, we reason, how could we not expect to be brought as low as Lucifer for the staggering presumption of our love?"
Stephen King, The Dark Tower

"Despite the fact that you were, for all intents and purposes, alone, you couldn't bring yourself to worry about your friends and family. They were undoubtedly wondering where you were but these thoughts scarcely crossed your mind, if at all. You thought that maybe you should be giving more consideration to them, but it was so easy to get distracted by Scabior."
The Woods, by connora

What music are you currently listening to: Momma Sed (Tandimonium Mix)

Most treasured possessions: my plush fox, my collection of Scabior stuff I've filled my room with

Things I couldn't live without: Sumatranfox, friendship and love

A few of the things I love: Scabior, music, writing, art and furbies

Favorite books: The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer, Watership Down, Always Coming Home, Harry Potter, Twilight, The Dark Tower, Desperation

Favorite movies: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, The Hobbit - The Desolation of Smaug, Charlotte's Web, The Bride of Chucky, The Secret of NIMH

Favorite bands: Tool, Type O Negative, Depeche Mode, The Cruxshadows

"Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting;
The soul that rises with us, our life's star,
Hath elsewhere its setting,
And cometh from afar.
Not in entire forgetfulness
And not in utter nakedness
But trailing clouds of glory do we come
From God who is our home."
William Wordsworth


This is my Scabior music video collection from YouTube.
If you love Scabior, or are into the Scabior and Hermione pairing, then you'll love these videos. They are incredible.

Scabior Hermione - Hunted / Scabior Hermione - Night of the Hunter / Scabior Can't Be Tamed / Prisoner

Bad Things / You're Not Home / Scabior - I Call the Shots / Scabior Is Bringing Sexy Back

And, of course, the Scabior Interview. Because my collection wouldn't be complete without it.

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How do you want it? by Danni1989 reviews
A series of unrelated oneshots featuring our favourite couple in naughty situations. Requests are more than welcome.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 228 - Words: 621,072 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
The Snatcher by deant33 reviews
A little bit of Scabior for the Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Titles as Prompts challenge, dedicated to my good friend DragonMoonX. No Pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26 - Scabior - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by alyssialui reviews
This is just a collection of drabbles inspired by an idea given by Lamia - single father Voldemort and an OC Bella Jr (Cordelia). Current: Cordelia and Tom watch the stars. As I write, Tom gets more and more OOC, but I just love fluffy!Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 18,919 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 3/23 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Just Don't Think I'm Finished With You by Anna Fay reviews
After the Ministry opened the gates of Azkaban and gave the inmates a second chance as Snatchers, there's no better way to celebrate then with a new friend. [Part of my ongoing story, "She'll Be All Right", but with adult themes.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 6/16 - Scabior, OC - Complete
Dangerous Beauty V by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Scabior receives some bad news at work. one shot, for Dragon MoonX's birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Dangerous Beauty IV by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Scabior deals with his anger issues while at his sister's party. one shot, for Dragon MoonX's birthday! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Look Before You Leap by Emmeline Bondurant reviews
Realizations can be harsh sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15 - Scabior - Complete
Meloetta's Icing Fetish by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Aria Meloetta is kind, cute, and innocent. She loves sweets, and she loves cake, especially icing. But today... she gets a bit naughty for her own good. What happens when Meloetta gets too much icing for her to consume in anyway she wants? It leads her to all sorts of frosting mishaps. This is the classic tale of Meloetta and her icing fetish. Accept no limitations. 4 years old!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 132 - Words: 37,641 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Meloetta, Arceus, Cherrim, Vanilluxe
Sick Days by HoneyBooBoo93 reviews
A collection of unrelated sickfics primarily featuring Kurt and Blaine. #147: Consequences
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 147 - Words: 228,708 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I've Brought You Jelly Slugs by Anna Fay reviews
A bit of birthday fluff, written for DragonMoonX, and containing her favourite tropes: Scabior being sick / wounded, Scabior being nice and charming, and Scabior with his family. Enjoy! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9 - Scabior, OC - Complete
161 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do On A Journey by 101olive4u reviews
While visiting the town of Bree, Thorin sets a long list of rules for his nephews on what they are not allowed to do. Fili and Kili, being Fili and Kili, make it their job to break all those rules. Of course. WARNING: Futuristic girls, unicorns, Rhosgobel Rabbits, cronuts, and many failed attempts at getting out of trouble are included. Beware!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,302 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Bismarck by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. AU. Voldemort gains his immortality. Written for alyssialui for the HPFC August Monthly Oneshot Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Devil's Ambition by Hawkflight7 reviews
"Magic bends to the stronger will, while the weakest is tugged into a grander scheme."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 7/14 - [Luna L., Kuja] - Complete
Diner Chats by Celesti Rivers reviews
In a half-drunk haze, Draco stumbles into a diner and is taught that it doesn't do much good to dwell on the past. And by a Muggle, no less! Then again - and this may just be the alcohol speaking - he couldn't deny the fact that she had a very good point. Also known as: in which Draco gets his act together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Real Scabior by iLOVEFenrir reviews
Two friends win a chance to meet the Harry Potter actors in real life for two days, in which they can ask questions and act out scenes...only to discover the characters were exactly who they thought they were.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,225 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Fenrir G., OC, Scabior
Scabior's Protection by Dirty.Things reviews
Back after five years! A mature, adults-only story. It begins with Hermione and Scabior meeting in the woods, where terrible things happen. It will become an epic journey in which characters band together, betray each other, murder, forgive, and fight for a little bit of peace and happiness in a newly war-torn world. Total story is 100 chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,001 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 5/28 - [Hermione G., Scabior] Severus S., Neville L.
She'll Be All Right by Anna Fay reviews
The Ministry didn't open the gates of Azkaban for free, and all who wish to remain out of prison have to work hard to pay this enormous debt. Set during the Second Wizarding War; focusing on the various groups of Snatchers and our favourite, Scabior. [Chapter 8 is up!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,116 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 1/2 - Scabior, OC, Yaxley, Dolores U.
Fetishes by halffictionalprincess reviews
This is the story of a Fetish, a fetish that belongs to a certain Snake, and is endured by a certain owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25 - Nagini, Hedwig
Dangerous Beauty III by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Scabior's adventures in fashion continue when his sister gets married. one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21 - Scabior - Complete
Goblin Fever and the Greyflood by LRoseC reviews
Fili and Kili escort a caravan through the mountains when they're attacked by goblins. All is not well with Kili, but slave mongers capture him before Fili can find out what's wrong. Now Kili must protect his friends long enough for his family to find them while Fili fears his brother won't last long enough to be found. NO SLASH! Just Bro Feels. Some Fili Whump. Kili Whump galore.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,261 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Thorin, Fili, Bofur, Kili
Dangerous Beauty II by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Another foray into Scabior's fashion choices: why does he have a red streak in his hair? one shot. (can be read apart from Dangerous Beauty I)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14 - OC, Scabior - Complete
There's Something About Pookie by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Angela's been keeping a big secret from Hodgins, and it's about to be revealed in the strangest way. one shot, post-season 10 finale.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13 - [Angela M., J. Hodgins] Michael H. - Complete
Of Fever, Fierceness, and Fiery Heirs by That Fantasy Junkie 96 reviews
Set in the year TA 2894, 47 years before the Quest. In Ered Luin, a terrible fever begins to strike mercilessly on dwarves. The fever hits close to home for Thorin Oakenshield when a young Kíli is afflicted. Faced with no known cure and running out of time, it may be only a determined Fíli who holds the wisdom to stop the illness. Slight AU, dwarf angst, Fíli stubbornness.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,017 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis
Dangerous Beauty by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Scabior has only ever worn one glove, though no one ever knew why. one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8 - Horace S., Scabior - Complete
Huff the Puff by Laser Lance 720
Hufflepuff was a stoner house. But they kept me it to the upper years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8 - Cedric D. - Complete
Lost in the Forest by alyssialui reviews
Scabior gets lost in the forest. Scapple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4 - Scabior
A Scarf by alyssialui reviews
The Snatchers come across Harry and Hermione's old campsite.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4 - Fenrir G., Scabior - Complete
The Bathroom Predicament by alyssialui reviews
Sirius needs a bit of help. James/Sirius friendship drabble. Marauders' Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/30 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Eyes of Madness by Fractured Peace reviews
Ahead of him, there was fire, warfare, and the steadily creeping darkness spurned by questions without answers. One day, Kefka would hear the call of magic and the screams of eternity, but that time did not come suddenly. With his life fading, Kefka's story flashes in a single instant as he peers beyond the eyes of madness. One-Shot.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/29 - Kefka P. - Complete
Of Sounds and Shadows by SongsofPsyche1945 reviews
Legolas discovers something unusual about a certain dwarf prisoner. (Deaf!Kili, Mirkwood Prison, Mention of Torture, Evil!Elves, No slash) Please Follow me on my Tumblr at: SongsofPsyche13.tumblr for updates and sneak peeks!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,603 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Kili, Fili, Legolas
Killian is sick by KatofDresden reviews
Sickfic! Killian Jones is a survivor, but that doesn't mean he can't be hurt. A series of oneshots where Hook is sick or injured. Lots of vulnerable Killlian and Captain Swan feels. And some angst. Suggestions welcome.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S., Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Dr. Whale/Dr. Victor Frankenstein
Have an Ice Pop by Hawkflight7 reviews
First rule of the Lestrange House: don't bite.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23 - [Hermione G., Rabastan L.] - Complete
The Care and Grooming of Your Insane Wife by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. After an incident at a family gathering, Orion gives his nephew-in-law some advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13 - [Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.] [Orion B., Walburga B.] - Complete
Sucking Up by alyssialui reviews
The things Lucius is reduced to in order to get some information. slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Lazy Saturday by alyssialui reviews
One Saturday, Remus takes Sirius along to the local supermarket. short fluffy Wolfstar drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/26 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Blanket of Love by alyssialui reviews
Tom is still scared of lightning. Bellamort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24 - [Bellatrix L., Voldemort] - Complete
For You, My Lord by Satan Mekratrig reviews
Bellatrix has a special gift for Voldemort. Two-shot, for Lamia of the Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/13 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
A tale of Scabior, Greyback and their Idiots by Legoelf reviews
Scabior, Greyback and their Idiots are stuck on a mountain in a storm and love is in the air,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12 - Fenrir G., Scabior - Complete
How Things Change by spaceymiller reviews
After the incident with the trolls, an accident leaves the company reeling. Kili's life is changed forever, and with it, the lives of those who love him. Kili!whump, and lots of comfort.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,300 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Thorin, Elrond, Fili, Kili
Poker Night by alyssialui reviews
Lucius invites his colleagues over for games. Who says Death Eaters can't have fun?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6 - Lucius M., Amycus C., Yaxley, Antonin D. - Complete
Awkward by alyssialui reviews
Lavender's first time isn't all she thought it would be. Ron/Lavender.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1 - [Ron W., Lavender B.] - Complete
Shooting Blind by Bookdancer reviews
AU: Kili didn't manage to escape being born prematurely without any repercussions. Now, he must find his way in a world that doesn't have a clue about what to do with a blind dwarf who wishes to be an archer.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,366 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Kili
Thorin's sickness by Stardurin1217 reviews
Thorin has a fever and nobody knows why. It isn't until the third day of sickness that a discovery is made. Will Oin be able to help him? And can Balin handle two wild dwarfling? A special thanks to my beta reader MerlinOfTheShire for her amazing help and encouragement:) Please read and review.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 1/24 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
Thoughts About Butts by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. AU. Tom Riddle, Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts and accomplished Legilimens, wonders why his sixth-year students are so preoccupied with thoughts about butts. Especially when he catches a certain young lady thinking about HIS butt. (Inspired by a conversation on the Bellatrix Lestrange forum)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dryer Lint by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Twoshot. Remus/Sirius fluff (established relationship). Dedicated to Neon Domino.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 1/19 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Family: In Sickness And In Health by pocketfear13 reviews
A collection of Durin family stories, mainly revolving around Thorin, Fili, and Kili, that deal with illness, injury, and overall fluffy family feelings.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,233 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Fili, Kili
Snape, Hermione and Growing Up by Snoozegoof reviews
A series of fics where Hermione experiences personal growing up moments and Snape is there to help her through them. Awkwardness abound!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,054 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Thorin's Decision by Opal1030 reviews
They're out in the middle of nowhere, miles from civilization. Not the ideal place to become sick. Yet, when one of his nephews falls ill, Thorin is faced with a tough decision. To treat the lad out in the Wild could kill him, but there's no time to move to a better location. And not treating him definitely will kill him. Thorin can only hope the decision he makes is for the best.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,568 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Thorin, Fili, Kili
The Dwarves Discuss Their Deaths Scenes in BOFA by Lillianpost reviews
The Dwarves meet back at Bag End to discuss what happened in the movie and where to go from there. It references a few of my other shorts as well as my longest story, but it can stand on its own. This is a pick-me-up for all those who were depressed by the movie. Cheers and enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 12/23/2014
Tale of the Beast by TolkienGirl reviews
"Tell us about the pig," Kili says, propping his chin on his still-small hands and looking up at his uncle with serious dark eyes. "The great war-pig of Cousin Dain." (or, how Dain came by his majestic mount) (Genfic, NO SLASH, wee!Durins and Uncle Thorin).
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
Warm Night In by Italian Hobbit reviews
Two little Dwarves need to warm up after playing out in the snow. Fluffy little oneshot.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
Common Cold by Eight Horcrux reviews
Hermione has a cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
So Much More by OCDdegrassi reviews
Pansy gets more than she expected from her initiation into the Death Eaters. Bellatrix/Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Bellatrix L., Pansy P. - Complete
The Sleeping Habits of the Company of Thorin Oakenshield by justalotoffeelings reviews
The hobbit thought, perhaps, that observing their sleeping habits might give him an insight into the kind of people they were. As a matter of fact, he was right. (Or: Bilbo cannot sleep and watches the Company instead)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Only Spiders For Company by Booksnake3 reviews
As the Elves take them prisoner, one dwarf is left behind. Alone in the forest, lost and suffering from a spider bite, Kili has to find his way out, but dark things lurk in Mirkwood and without his brother, Kili finds himself in no little danger...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 151,963 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Fili, Legolas, Kili, Tauriel - Complete
Facebook in Storybrooke by Plume-now reviews
TRANSLATION - And if the characters of OUAT had Facebook? Regina would be the author of the group Storybrooke on internet. And I can tell you that the conversations will give. Humor guaranteed.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Robin Hood
Between a bear and a dark place by Oblivian03 reviews
"Easy there, lad. You're alright," Bofur said as he ran over, dropping the needle he had been holding in favor of holding down the thrashing dwarf on the table. Dwalin nodded in acknowledgement to the toymaker and continued with his task, grimacing as each scream tore through his ears. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 59,592 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Bofur, Dwalin, Kili - Complete
Harry Potter Wears Pink Pony Panties by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Exactly what the title says. Written for the HPFC Great Maze Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Baby's First Familiar by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. Voldemort argues with his three year old daughter about the name of the child's pet. The long-awaited sequel to "Anticipation of Birth", but can stand on its own. For alwaysmarauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.] OC - Complete
Illusions by Italian Hobbit reviews
Fíli and Kíli get in a fight, and Fíli stomps off on his own... but when he doesn't return, it's up to Kíli to find him. But something has happened to Fíli, and he no longer seems to be the brother Kíli knows. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 126,739 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
In Close Company by fhestia reviews
When a Muggle illness sweeps Hogwarts, Professors Snape and McGonagall succumb and are forced to spend their convalescence together with Madam Pomfrey overseeing their care.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,713 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Severus S., Minerva M., OC, Poppy P.
The Flu by DuckofIndeed reviews
Kefka always had to make a spectacle of everything. Having the flu was no exception.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Leo, Kefka P. - Complete
What The Heck Is On Radagast's Face? by Lillianpost reviews
In the midst of peril, the dwarves discuss the odd little wizard and try to figure out what's on his face.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Gandalf, Fili, Kili, Radagast - Complete
Let's Destroy Everything by DuckofIndeed reviews
"Kefka felt the stirrings of something deeply wrong the day he was first injected with the essence of an Esper, but by the time such a thing came to his attention, it was too late to turn back."
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Kefka P. - Complete
My Love by Sakurras reviews
Scabior and Hermione One-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Hermione G., Scabior
Little Thief by Princess Shania reviews
It comes to Nori's attention that Bilbo is a terrible thief. He decides to teach him..using the other Company members as targets! Takes place after the Carrock. Reviews welcome! Updated to include Bilbo stealing from Nori! And now Dwalin!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bilbo B., Nori
My Shadowy Hero by Pershi reviews
Sonic gets extremely sick with no explaination. Maybe he had one too many ice cream. But that wouldn't cause that much vomiting and tonsilitis, would it? After dragging a very unhappy but still willing hedgehog into the situation, things get even more complicated. Who's trying to kidnap Sonic? Slight gore in later chapters. COLLAB WITH THE AMAZING InsertUnoriginalPennameHere!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,487 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sonic, Shadow
Suffering Silently by fhestia reviews
When Snape falls ill after a meeting, tempers flare between the other Order members. Drabble request set during The Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Sirius B., Severus S., Molly W. - Complete
Hot Cocoa by DuckofIndeed reviews
What was supposed to be an uneventful visit to Narshe turns quite unpleasant, and it all starts when General Leo's forced to share a room at the inn with the worst person imaginable.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Leo, Kefka P. - Complete
The Day he was Pushed to Far by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
Unable to deal with the pain and loss he felt during the third task; Harry slowly startes to fall apart,the others around him oblivious to it all. The loneliness was eating him up until one day, Harry finally snaps. Mentor/Severus *Suicide-Themes/Death*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 82,573 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Aroma by Hawkflight7 reviews
This one was special. This one was to be his.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Hermione G., Scabior] - Complete
Only In Our Nightmares by LadyWallace reviews
After a terrible hunting accident, the Durins are stranded in the woods, one wounded badly and the others suffering through their own inner demons because of it. Will the family be able to repair their mistakes? Hurt!Fili and lots of Durin Family angst/feels
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,469 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Fili, Kili, Thorin - Complete
Good-Bye, Tonsils by Gosalyn2007 reviews
Gosalyn needs to have surgery to get her tonsils removed, but she is scared. Can she go through with it with the support from her loving father and her friends, Launchpad and Honker?
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,102 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Gosalyn - Complete
The Inevitable Question by LadyWallace reviews
Thorin finds himself in a quandary when faced with a rather…er…awkward question and two inquisitive nephews. Fluff, adorable dwarflings, and Awkward Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
Dear Brother or Dear Devil? by NJ7009 reviews
After recovering from a mysterious illness after the battle against Azog, Kili attacks the company. Distraught and confused, Fili seeks to find a cure for his brother's condition as well as the person behind it. However, will tension between Fili and Thorin hinder Fili's quest? Who did this to the young prince? Will Kili ever be the same again?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,138 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili
Frateri by People Person I'm Not reviews
A series of drabbles about Fili and Kili. T just to be safe.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Fili, Kili
Thorin's Word A Day by kkolmakov reviews
I have subscribed to "A Word A Day" to challenge myself and my writing. They give you a word and a quote each day. I will produce a one-shot, sometimes just a few sentences around each. Original Thorin and Wren *No Infringement Intended* Ratings and moods will vary. Timeline #1.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 41,977 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Thorin
Bilbos Misadventures: The Case Of The Bruised Hobbit by VashandNaomiForever reviews
Bilbo wakes up with a hangover, he can't remember what happened last night when Fili and Kili took him to a tavern in Dale. The brothers had dropped off Bilbos unconscious body somewhere out in a hall, leaving the hobbit very vulnerable!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Bilbo B., Kili, Fili
Sniffles and Tummy Aches by AnastaziaDanielle reviews
When sickness plagues the youngest heirs of Durin, Thorin steps in to help his sister.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Thorin, Kili - Complete
Hunting in the Rain by Zeitlose Alters reviews
{I know the title stink I couldn't think of anything else}. When the company runs out of food, Kili and Fili volunteer to go hunting. But they get separated and all goes TERRIBLY wrong. MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR hurt!Kili. Rating for blood, gore, a teensy bit of language, a quick fight scene, and just bc im a lil paranoid.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
The Loss of Smiles and Music by Was-Mokie reviews
Everything was fine. Just fine. Until it was not.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,155 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Bofur, Bifur, Bombur - Complete
Sniffle, Sneeze, Cough and Wheeze by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
After the barrel-riding stunt, Bilbo gets a little (a lot) sick. Not to mention, Kili's already injured. What are two sick and injured boys to do? Take care of each other, of course! (Or, at least... try to.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Bilbo B., Kili - Complete
Shivers by FanOfRandomThings reviews
When it snows, Fili and Kili often spend the day out playing in the snow, or ice skating on the secluded lake they discovered some years back. One day, however, the fun goes wrong, and the fact no one knows of the lakes location could become a very large problem for the brothers.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,799 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
When He Needs Me the Most by dreamwriter32 reviews
Ginny has been a caring and supportive girlfriend to Harry since day one. She is always there when he needs her especially when he's sick. One night, she is woken up in the middle of the night to take Harry to the hospital wing because of severe stomach pains and he needs to have surgery, she stays with him when he needs her the most. I do not own Harry Potter. Updated on 7/17/14.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Midnight Strawberry by Hawkflight7 reviews
Even though they did this every night L could never get enough of Misa, his own personal strawberry.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [Misa A., L] - Complete
The Cuts Run Deeper Than You Think by TeddybearLovingInsomniac reviews
On a rainy day Thorin and Fili see the blood seeping though the bandages of Kili's wrist. They know about Kili's secret now. There's no escaping, actions have their consequences.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Kili, Fili, Thorin
Wildflower by acegallifreya reviews
Bifur in Rivendell. He's a special bunny.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Bifur, Lady Galadriel, Elrond - Complete
Letter in Bag End by WeirdyMcWeirderton reviews
A short one-shot about what Fili and Kili were doing that they arrived late together right before the dwarves sing Misty Mountain Cold.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
Rivendell by WeirdyMcWeirderton reviews
A sequel to my story Warg Scouts, so if you haven't read it you will have to read that one first. Kili is more hurt than he has told his brother and uncle. Unfortunately for him, it's going to knock Kili to the ground.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
Just One Drink by spaceymiller reviews
Before Fili and Kili arrive at Bag End, they make a stop at the Green Dragon. Kili over-indulges and Fili has to keep Kili out of trouble, and also keep him standing.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Fili, Kili
Visiting Day by Lemniscate35173 reviews
Ginny Potter goes to visit her brother Ron. Mentions of Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
No Word For Mine by Lemniscate35173 reviews
"In the language of the house elves, there is no word for mine."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
Thorin Discovers The Truth by Lillianpost reviews
"What do you mean we're a 'thing?" Thorin asked one night around the fire. Bilbo turned as red as the beets in his garden as he tried to explain. "Yes, um, well, it's because of the hug, you see," he said fiddling with the buttons on his weskit. "Because you hugged me on the mountain, people are seeing that as, uh, well, um, proof that you and me are, ah, um, a …thing."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
Kingsfoil by StarryEve17 reviews
What is Kili's "orc wound" really? What actually happened? And what happened in between the scenes? I will write about Kili's own storyline and character development throughout the movie. Major hurt!Kili.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 28,546 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Tauriel
Go To Sleep! by LadyWallace reviews
Rained out of hunting Thorin and his nephews decide to stay at an inn, but an excited Fili and Kili aren't going to settle down easily. Brotherly antics and Pure shameless fluff. You have been warned.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Fili, Kili, Thorin - Complete
The Totally Dignified and Very Official Journal of Smaug by Wingdings reviews
Smaug finds a blank book, ventures onto the Internet, and rolls in piles of gold. Totally bizarre, completely peculiar, AU craziness. Read at your own risk.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014
Bezoar by misundersnape reviews
The trio want an insight into what goes on at the Order meetings, but they end up gaining some new perspective about a man they never considered much beyond 'ugly, greasy git'... a few itty swear words, nothing too bad. Could be seen as AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
For the Sake of Stew by roads-go-ever-on reviews
After a slight mis-step and tumble leads to a knocked head, Fili suddenly seems to believe he's a deer. Cue one exasperated uncle and one highly amused company. No pairings. Set between Carrock and Mirkwood. (mix of movie!verse and book!verse) Fill for a prompt.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,041 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
At your service by cecania13 reviews
A collection of smutty one-shots involving mostly the line of Durin but possibly anyone who tickles my fancy.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,442 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Thorin - Complete
Worries of Kin by renegadewriter8 reviews
Bofur worries over his cousin Bifur. At Bag End he reflects on how Bifur got his injury and if it is wise for him to be on this quest. Based on a scene from the movie.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Bofur, Bombur, Bifur - Complete
Bilbos Misadventures: Bedridden Dwarf by VashandNaomiForever reviews
Thorin is stuck in bed recovering from a nasty flu. Bilbo is at his side, trying to keep Thorin company when all the dwarf wants is some quiet rest! It gets worse when Bilbo decides Thorin reeks and needs a sponge bath, with Fili and Kili's help they haul Thorin in the wash tub.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Breathing blood by SlytherinElektra reviews
Kili has cough that won't clear up, but he says it's nothing. Things get worse. Young Fili and Kili (before book/movie) and ANGST. Sick!fic
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Kili, Fili, Thorin, Dis
Kili's fire within by JosieStyle reviews
Just a little attempt to fill up the blancs about what happened after Thorin had abbandoned the poor sick and handsome dwarf.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Fili, Bofur, Oin, Kili - Complete
Ori's Song by deepfathom reviews
Young Ori tries his hand at a campfire song. Written for sheer stupidity's sake. Oneshot.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Complete
Bilbos Misadventures: Dale Marketplace by VashandNaomiForever reviews
Thorin takes Bilbo with him to the market, Bilbo gets into trouble and Thorin has to deal with it. Both are put in an awkward position towards the end when Fili and Kili show up to see strangeness going on!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Choking on Poison by rusticautumn reviews
AU of DoS (after/during the barrel scene). After Kili is shot, the affects of the Morghul shaft take hold of him much quicker than excepted and the Company must make haste, and sacrifices, in order to save his life.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,680 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Thorin, Fili, Oin, Kili - Complete
Severus Snape VS The Call Centre by hazel-jade reviews
We all got at least one of those anoying phone calls. Now what happens when Professor Snape gets one? Maybe more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Another Adventure by Rosa Cotton reviews
There was the green door with the mark on it just as Gandalf had described. However, the wizard had failed to mention THIS! Movieverse, AU.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Dwalin, Frodo B., Bilbo B. - Complete
Leaves of Three by akblake reviews
Kili gets into a little trouble in Rivendell...
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Kili, Fili - Complete
The Snake Approves by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Onshot. Bellatrix accidentally sets an armful of rabbits loose in the Dark Lord's room. Nagini approves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Bellatrix L., Voldemort] Nagini - Complete
Poisoned Arrows and Poisoned Dreams by So-Sings-Nightingales reviews
The moment seems so peaceful- the green grass beneath his knees is soft, the breeze is cool, carrying the sent of honeysuckle, his beloved bow and an arrow sit comfortably within his gloved hands- but not all's as it seems. When Orcs, Wargs, and mysterious beings cross the Company's path, will every member make it out alive? Or is one of them doomed to remain in a living nightmare?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,815 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Kili - Complete
Concerning Hobbits by JaneMartin906 reviews
Fili and Kili have never met a hobbit before. Naturally they have many questions for Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Kili, Fili
Beautiful Hurts by MyGildedCage reviews
It hurts to be thin, it hurts to pretend, and it hurts to smile with loose teeth. Triggering. Eventually HP/SS EATING DISORDER AND MAJOR ABUSE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,623 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Birthday presents (and a birthday promise) by Carcy reviews
Kili's birthday is fast approaching, and Fili is determined to get him the best present this side of the Blue Mountains, whether he has to make it himself or buy it. Some minor disasters occur along the way, but Dis and Thorin are at hand to help. Dwarfling fluff!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
Of Dwarves and Fanfiction by ParumLuter reviews
The Company of Thorin Oakenshield discover fanfiction... One-shot, crack!fic. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE HOBBIT
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
Thorin's mistake by Evildarkwolf reviews
What if Kili got worse before Thorin could leave Lakewood? Would he still continue on his quest? Protective/guilty/Thorin Hurtkili! And brotherly/loving/Fili
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
Thorin Oakenshield, King under the Lake by Harta reviews
Thorin and the Company stumble across a glittering lake. One Dwarf goes in the water. The others follow. Chaos ensues: wrestling in the water, sewing the lake plants, and overall jumping on top of each other. Bilbo tries to avoid getting dunked and Thorin attempts to be majestic and dry, yet they both don't exactly succeed... and Gandalf just stands back and laughs.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
Barrel out of Bounds by Neocolai reviews
Kili has a little too much fun in the water. A light hearted "skipped scene" from Desolation of Smaug.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Daniel in the Den by wordsf1yup reviews
Smut for the sake of smut, really. Hopefully it doesn't seem to mindless, but I fellt Kili/Tauriel needed more love because I wasn't able to find anything, and I had an urge.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Kili, Tauriel
A pile of by Oblivian03 reviews
They're on the way to Bag End. Nothing can possibly go wrong, can it? One shot. For prompt. (don't know how funny it is...)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
A Little Privacy by peaceandlove23 reviews
"Leave it to a hobbit to be over modest!"
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Gandalf, Bilbo B. - Complete
Flushed by karmine reviews
Fili gets sick along the way and tries to hide it.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Those M-Rated Moments by APhoenixRising reviews
A collection of unrelated M-rated drabbles, freeverses etc. i. Scabior ii. DominiqueParvati iii. Sirius/Poppy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sirius B., Poppy P.
Blue by punkoffice reviews
This is a story of a dog who wanders into an empty
Blue's Clues - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Complete
Smoke and Firewhiskey by iLOVEFenrir reviews
Coral is captured by Scabior and his men. He keeps her around for entertainment but will something develop between the two? Non-con, voilence, swearing...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,671 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Take the Pain Away (ON HOLD) by DeathEaterInVegas reviews
After the death of his godfather, Harry isn't sure what to do anymore. His life seems to be spiralling out of control. He's becoming colder, more distant, and there's nothing he can do to stop it. Can anybody help Harry before he does something that can't be undone? Dark themes, Self harm, Attempted suicide. Eventual supportive Snape. Depression. Not Slash! Themes of friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,581 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Solicitude by Pants Are An Illusion reviews
Kíli falls ill. Fíli frets. Oin is otherwise engaged. Ori insists Dori will know what to do.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,836 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Fili, Kili, Dori, Nori - Complete
The Burdens of Beards and Balance by roads-go-ever-on reviews
It is said in old legend that a dwarf maintains its balance by the weight of its beard. Pity the ones without the ballast. (Or, watch Kili constantly trip over himself whilst the company despairs for the line of Durin.) No pairings. A collection of loosely linked one-shots requested by readers. Will contain all genres, ranging from humorous fluff to hurt/comfort.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Keeping Faith by minumi reviews
When pestilence strikes the Blue Mountains, Thorin is hard pressed to keep faith, and show his nephews how to do the same . . . How does one keep faith when every day despair takes root deeper in the heart?
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,180 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili
Kefka's Journal by Hex20 reviews
I have always been interested in Kefka from Final Fantasy VI. Mostly on his past and how he steady turned into the man or monster we know in the game. This entry takes place after Kefka's infusion and what happens to his mind, and personality. Helpful criticism and critiques welcomed. (This story has ended, thank you and keep reading whatever you like! Do not stop creating!)
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Kefka P. - Complete
Cursed Frustration by Besina reviews
A cursed relic finds its way into the school and all hell breaks loose. Snape-centric PWP. Many pairings and ensemble OCs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - [Draco M., Severus S., OC] - Complete
Company of Animals by justalotoffeelings reviews
Bilbo ponders what each of the Company would be as animals, and is inevitably given his own animal counterpart by Fili and Kili.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
Out of the Darkness by Nargles394 reviews
AU to Harry's third year. Snape goes to check on Harry and Privet Drive, and is surprised at what diSarmingly finds. Can he bring Harry out of the darkness? Warning: Includes abuse, self-harm, and suicidal thinking and attempts. No slash. ((On hold :( ))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fatal Fires by RedInHerLedger reviews
Scabior wants to keep Hermione for his own, but at what price? Dark Fic. Mature readers only please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Hermione G., Scabior
We All Fall Down by Rosa Cotton reviews
Fili faints. Thorin panics. Kili does not panic. And the rest of the company is less than helpful. Movieverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
The Prey by dystini reviews
Ofc hunts down Kili for some wild, semi-violent consensual sex, though it seems non-con at first. In my head it's Kili but you could probably imagine anyone you wanted and it would work. Explicit sexual content. Pure, unadulterated smut.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Kili
The Initiation by dystini reviews
Oneshot. Kili/mysterious female Explicit sexual content. The dwarves are a lusty race and premarital sex is common, even encouraged. They have a tradition of Initiation. On their 75th birthday a dwarf is initiated into the joys of sex. Kili's Initiation is coming up and as a prince he's been sheltered so has no real idea what sex is or how to do it.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Kili - Complete
Harry Potter: Do You Know? by SevSnape13 reviews
Do you know what it feels like to be broken to the point where redemption cannot reach you? Harry Potter does. Do you know what it feels like to be betrayed and forgotten by those you love? Harry Potter does. Suicide themes. character death. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sick Day by RumbelleRiverSong reviews
Oh behold the fluff! Belle is sick and Rumple cares for her! we can do this guys. We will have Belle back soon i can feel it in my bones!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Mountain Dew by safelystowed reviews
The dwarves have an interesting experience with a unique Elvish beverage during their short stay at Rivendell.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Bofur, Kili, Nori, Ori - Complete
Blood sugar sex magik by Oakenstruck reviews
You've had the 3 dwarves on your mind for quite some time now... you couldn't foresee that they had you on theirs as well... and your mind is blown when you realize what the have planned for you... Foursome goodness! Female!reader/Thorin/Fili/Kili WARNINGS* NO DURINCEST - The title doesn't imply anyone getting hurt so there is NO VIOLENCE
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,752 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Thorin, Kili, Fili - Complete
Vile by scabiorsgal reviews
What could have happened in the forest between Hermione and that Snatcher. WARNING contains rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Scabior, Hermione G. - Complete
Reminds You of a Kitten by 191615311 reviews
"Kili purrs in his sleep when he's warm and content and reminds the company of a kitten."
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Kili, Fili, Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Race Against Time by Italian Hobbit reviews
Kili has decided that Fili needs to learn archery, but a mishap puts Kili's life in grave danger. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,418 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
Ask Snape by TheGreatAndPowerfulMoz reviews
Dumbledore, that old fool, is making our dear Snape act as if he cares about his students! The poor man. Submit a question and our delightful potions master will answer it! READER PARTICIPATION STRONLY ENCOURAGED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,845 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Severus S.
Bedtime by safelystowed reviews
A young Fili and Kili take over Thorin's room. The night is anything but peaceful! Non-slash :)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Little Green Sex Deprivers by Ryunn Kazan reviews
Rumpelstiltskin tries to conquer a jar of pickles; it is NOT easy! But the threats are too high for him to turn away.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Snatcher by JAYfairytale reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione are chased through the woods by snatchers. Will they be brought to the ministry now? Or even the Dark Lord himself? One of the snatchers seems to have taken some interest in Hermione... [caution: rape!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Destroy Me by Evelyn Ravenclaw reviews
Summer before sixth year, Harry must stay at his most hated professor's house. Why? Training to defeat Voldemort. But will Severus notice how Harry's life is slowly being destroyed, before it's too late? Warnings: Self harm, child abuse, alchohal and drug use, attempted suicide, and possibly torture via Voldmort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,310 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
In The Last Moment by Amonshy reviews
Snape finds Harry in the middle of the night on top of the Astronomy Tower. Can he save him? Warning: Suicide (attempt?), Mentions of cutting and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
The End Yet The Beginning by Katherine-Rose-Rulz reviews
Months after the final battle Harry can't take it any more and wishes to rejoin his lover that died in the finale battle at Hogwarts. *WARNING - suicidal* Don't like don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Arthur's Tonsils by ralfsmouse reviews
Arthur's been having a lot of sore throats recently, and the doctors believe that it would be best to remove his tonsils to prevent future sore throats. However, Arthur didn't realize that the recovery would take time, unlike D.W.'s previous ear surgery. NOTE: Actual 11-minute episode in screenplay format.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Arthur R., DW R. - Complete
Dwarf Boogers by Freebooter 4Ever reviews
Oneshot of the sons of Durin being bored in Rivendell. Kili objects to green vegetables almost as much as Lindir objects to Dwarven music.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
To Fly by Waiting To Be Inspired reviews
Draco Malfoy realizes he has a problem, but cannot stop on his own. Warnings: eating disorders - anorexia and bulimia - and possible self-injury in later chapters. Possibly triggering.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,155 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Kili's Hidden Secret by SongsofPsyche1945 reviews
Bilbo Catches a glimpse of Kili's well kept secret. No slash, just friendship. Rated T for triggering material. Please Follow me on my Tumblr at: SongsofPsyche13.tumblr
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,112 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Kili, Bilbo B. - Complete
Don't just stand there, snatch'er! by rosieali reviews
Alison is a normal witch who finds herself in the hands of Scabior and his band of tedious snatchers. WARNING: contains strong language and rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 58,411 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Scabior, OC
Familiarity of Toys by kasumixkira reviews
Hobbit-kink Prompt Fill. When Bifur's axe wound renders him comatose during the war against Orcs, Bofur (and Bombur) sits by his bedside and makes toys for him, giving him something familiar in hopes that it will wake their cousin. Bofur Bombur Bifur family dynamic.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Bofur, Bombur, Bifur - Complete
Somniloquy by s1ncer1ty reviews
Ever since he was a young lad, Kili had been known to talk in his sleep.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Icky Sicky Bilbo Baggins by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Bilbo Baggins is used to his warm, comforting hobbit home in The Shire. So, trekking across the landscape, getting in fights with both the Orcs and the weather, it is completely possible for the out-of-his-element hobbit to fall ill... Sick!fic. Technically movie!verse, although could probably just be book!verse as well.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,904 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Misunderstanding by Butterflies in Glass reviews
Hobbit Kink Meme Fill: Every time Kili doesn't make a shot he deems "good enough", he punishes himself. Cuts, burns, any way he considers fit. One time he misses by what he thinks of as a completely unacceptable margin, and when he's severely injuring himself, one or many of the members of the company catch him. Comfort ensues, complete with confused Kili. (warnings: self-harm)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Thorin, Kili - Complete
Thorin's Bubble Bath by Alex Took reviews
A sudden roar of yelling. Something being thrown and shattering. The slam of a door so loud a picture fell from the wall. Through the darkness, in a barreling sprint, came Kili. Eyes as wide as saucers, shouts echoing like a dragon's roar behind him.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Fili, Kili, Thorin - Complete
Matters of Vital Importance by OnyxBird reviews
Kili is delirious and determined to carry out some very important tasks. Bilbo proves his talent in handling a delusional dwarf.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Kili, Bilbo B. - Complete
Look Down by Xxsweet-venom-kissxX reviews
Scabior, having spent a decade in Azkaban, is finally given his parole. Given back his freedom, with the yellow slip of paper and the tattoo to remind him he was not really free at all. A parallel to the prologue of Les Miserable. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Scabior - Complete
The Battle of Apple-Berry by Alex Took reviews
Hiding a pie from Bombur? Nearly impossible. Getting away with doing the same to your brother? Unforgivable.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Fili, Kili, Thorin, Bombur - Complete
The Magic of Mushrooms by Carcy reviews
It has been said that hobbits have a passion for mushrooms, surpassing even the greediest likings of Big People. While in Rivendell, Bilbo manages to persuade Fili and Kili to try some. But what he doesn't know is that these, being Elven mushrooms, have somewhat *ahem* magical properties! Movieverse
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Deep in the woods by MissBlackthorne reviews
A girl in the forest, a stalker of one particular Snatcher. What may unfold in the secluded area.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Prey by iLOVEFenrir reviews
You all have your own versions of what should have happened in the movie, this is mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Scabior, Hermione G. - Complete
A Helping Hand by Rumbella reviews
Rumpelstiltskin is extremely sick. Belle cares for him. Touches base on Belle caring for Rumple when he's ill, helping him manage with his leg, and dealing with his stubbornness, just as requested. Rumbelle oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
No Strings Attached by scabiorxxx reviews
Dalia Hayfield is a pureblood witch in desperate need for money to pay her rent and bills. What happens when she runs into a strange and alluring man that offers her a job that she couldn't refuse? Warning: contains swearing. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,015 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Scabior, OC
Redemption by inrainbows88 reviews
Snape inadvertently discovers Harry's darkest secrets. Rated M for self-injury, physical abuse and sexual abuse. No slash. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Woods by connora reviews
He cocked his head to the side, giving you a once over that made you feel violated. Scabior/You
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,541 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Scabior, OC
Rain's End by MishkaJokeress reviews
She stood watching, waiting, all of her senses tense. Would he come? Would they ever be free from this curse? Would she ever be free from her's?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2012 - OC, Scabior
Phobia by StillSilentWatcher reviews
When Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year of school, things begin to feel different. With a little too much on his mind, Harry finds a way to take some of the pressure off. Warning: Self injury, language, rating may go up. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,204 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Where Do I Go From Here? by The Ivory Raven reviews
After a difficult summer, Harry returns to Hogwarts and keeps his homelife a secret. But the new DADA professor leaves him with an even bigger secret to hide. How will he cope, and what does Snape have to do with it all? Warning:abuse, cutting, depression
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,553 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Saving Draco by Sharpened Knife reviews
Draco Malfoy is abused by his father and he uses self harm as his escape. Can someone save him from not only his father, but himself aswell? Contains self injury and abuse. DISCONTINUED FOR NOW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Draco M., Severus S.
Mistakes Made in the Dark by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,400 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
PET by ClairdeLune23 reviews
After Harry, Ron, and Hermione are captured by the Snatchers, another obstacle arises. The song "Pet" by A Perfect Circle inspired this one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Ode to Alcohol by peace and joyce reviews
By a grateful Haymitch Abernathy. During one of his inebriated states, Haymitch tries his hand at poetry. Oh dear... Rated T for Alcohol Abuse. Hence the title.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Haymitch A. - Complete
A Quiet Weekend by tabbiecat reviews
Sirius is minding his own buisness at Order Headquarters when Dumbledore sees fit to interrupt with a little package.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,514 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Infant Of Pain & Suffering by MadmoiselleIvory reviews
A girl discusses the past, and how she fell in love with Scabior. Which actually has a much deeper meaning given behind it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Only when I Sleep by Professor Chrystal-Snape reviews
When Severus is poisoned in a revenge attack and left in a deep coma-like sleep where he visits memories of times past, it is up to his apprentice and secret love, Hermione Granger to find a cure before it's too late. Fluffy at times and OOC SS/HG RL/PP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,341 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
His Final Rest by Desertgal reviews
2011-Harry decides he must do one last thing before he rests after the final battle. Severus Snape deserves better than to be left on the floor of the shack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Untold Story of Alex Snape by Thora Jane reviews
Alex Snape was born with a gift beyond usual wizarding abilities. After the tragic deaths of her parents and sister, Alex finds herself in danger and alone. She is taken to Hogwarts for saftey. There she meets her only living relative...Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,673 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Le Bored by TheDarkLindsey reviews
Lucius Malfoy is bored, so he has his best friend Severus Snape come over. Slight slash, stupid argument.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Burnt Lungs, Sour Taste by kittykate005 reviews
Snape has enough to handle looking out for Harry Potter but what happens when one of his own Slytherins get's ill and he is partly to blame...Warning contains eating disorders and depression
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
How to REALLY Annoy Fenrir Greyback by peace and joyce reviews
Fenrir Greyback:savage and more disgusting than dragon tartar and earwax-bertie-botts-beans on toast. Only one option:REALLY annoy him! Addition to the How to Really Annoy Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Fenrir G. - Complete
What Azkaban Taught by Mr Bellatrix Lestrange reviews
"Azkaban had taught him flamboyancy too. Be unreasonable, and loud, and dress like a member of the Weird Sisters. Be the outcast that no one can afford to be, just because you can."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Scabior - Complete
Blue's Story by UnicornMachine reviews
Blue's side of the story has never before been told. Her pain and hardships should be shown to the world. This story will tell you exactly what happened in Steve's house when the lights went out, and why Steve REALLY isn't on Blue's Clue's any longer.
Blue's Clues - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
CatBreeds and Voldemort by TheAdventuresJustBeginning reviews
Severus is having a pretty strange few months. Voldemort's choice in reading material doesn't help matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
How to REALLY Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange by peace and joyce reviews
What is it about Bellatrix Lestrange? A Compendium of over 13 Suggestions for those with a fondness of pain,amusing death and really, really bad hair! Another Addition to the How to REALLY Annoy series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Voldemort's Diary by Writer of Written Works reviews
Voldemort's always been known as evil and, though we hate to admit it, smart. But in truth, he's really an ADHD guy who likes to turn people into alfalfa...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Severus S., Voldemort
How to REALLY Annoy Scabior by peace and joyce reviews
Dontcha just hate it when those Death Eaters spoil the party? Time for a comeback. Time to REALLY annoy Scabior! Sequel to How to REALLY Annoy Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Scabior - Complete
Ashborn by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM, AU. Harry becomes hostage to the Ashborn, led by Snape and risen from the ashes of Voldemort's defeat. In return for a Vow not to start another war, Harry is drawn uneasily into the new world Snape, Malfoy, and the Ashborn are creating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 267,744 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Sick Day by A Gypsy's Heart reviews
Are servant's allowed a sick day at Rumplestiltskin's castle? Well, Belle is about to find out...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Snape's EveryWoman by DaughterOfTheBrownCoats reviews
His wife, his love, his slave, his pet. Sex toys and BDSM, love and laughter abound! Not for RW/HG shippers, not for those persons who do not enjoy light bondage/abuse. Come to enjoy and have fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Darkness Before Spring by RedbirdWalker reviews
Severus takes a walk in the Forbidden Forest and has a rather odd encounter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
My Favorite by AndreaInspired reviews
"Mmm. You smell like vanilla, Penelope." His breath was hot on her neck. "I think you're going to be my favorite." Extended snatcher scene-Hermione/Ron/Scabior. Warning: explicit violence & rape. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Hermione G., Scabior
Severus Snape Smutfest by wrestlefan4 reviews
REQUEST based fics. Give me your sexy requests with Snape, and I will write them! See fic for more details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Severus S.
Halcyon Days by Scabior's-Horcrux reviews
Hermione learns that Ron has badly injured a snatcher near their camp. Not being able to just ignore it, she goes out and heals the snatcher. After that night, everything begins to change for the two of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,293 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior
The Scars Of Your Love by Hades'Queen reviews
Snape is appalled by the scruffy state of the Slytherin girls' uniforms and orders them to smarten up. The girls are outraged, and Tracey decides to show Snape the benefits an 'alternative' uniform can bring. PWP. Snape/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,655 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Severus S., OC
Do you remember? by PoppyPotter reviews
When you're young and carefree, when you're innocent and a child friendships last forever, the idea that best friends can part is unthinkable but it happens and it hurts. A one shot written in second person from Lily to Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Halos by Jemennuie reviews
Sometimes living under the Carrows' regime at Hogwarts seems like a nightmare. Other times, Luna makes it seem like a dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/31/2011 - [Ginny W., Luna L.] - Complete
The Gang's Weird Day by Lolgasim reviews
Yup that's right, an update. This story is an attempt at humor where the success is undecided. Has Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Rouge, Amy, Cream, and Shadow.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sonic, Amy
Christmas Miracles by roselashesamore reviews
Lily Evans only wanted one thing for Christmas. One thing she did not receive. Only a miracle could bring her what she truly wanted. Sev/Lily very fluffy. enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape Gets Fleeced by kitt46 reviews
Snape's birthay get celebrated
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Severus S.
Bella's Buns by LoLoGreeneVines reviews
Crackfic, pure and simple. Another poorly-written one-shot, in which Bellatrix Lestrange resigns as a Death Eater and opens a bakery in Hogsmeade. Don't expect a groundbreaking piece of prose, this is incoherent nonsense. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Lord Voldemort Forbids you to Take a Pee by Writer of Written Works reviews
Draco is terrified of the punishment Voldemort is sure to inflict upon him when he finds out he failed to kill Dumbledore. But, as it turns out, Voldemort still has some humanity in him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
You don't know how it feels by SelenesLegacy reviews
Songfic to "Unloved" by Espen Lind. Scabior stands outside the Weasley's house one night, and relives memories. M for suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Scabior, Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort's Birthday Party by RedandBlack24601 reviews
Today is Voldemort's Birthday, and, unknown to him, his Death Eaters have thrown him a surprise party. Chaos and hilarity ensues, as Voldemort participates in such games as Pin the Scar on Harry Potter and Prank Calling the Ministry. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
How Lucius Malfoy Accidentally Destroyed the World by Abused Wide Bellatris reviews
"Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a complete, four hundred and twenty seven volume set of encyclopedias?" Lucius's dream job brings about the apocalypse. Contains Time-Turner abuse, spearmint gum, a cosmic acid trip, and Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Lucius M., Luna L. - Complete
Severus Nose Best by Tiki O'Toole reviews
Snape has the ultimate task-to find Lord Voldemort a nose! Voldemort is dead set on obtaining a nose, to fulfill his civic duty. Somewhat OOC Voldemort, but would an IC Voldemort really want a nose?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Severus S., Voldemort
Snatchin' by Intestines reviews
Of course they're thrilled to be working for the Ministry, and working outdoors is always a plus. But they're getting sick of being with each other 24/7... A collection of short drabbles about Snatching, its merits, and its downsides.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Scabior, Fenrir G. - Complete
Halloween or Not by wingnutdawn reviews
Umbridge had declared Halloween celebrations cancelled. Albus is trying to think of a way to ciracumvent her decree.Meanwhile Severus Snape has a very unusual flu bug with an unusual symptom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Severus S.
Maelstrom by Scabior's-Horcrux reviews
Sequel to No More Sunshine. Hermione has been taken from her friends and is now in the hands of the snatcher, Scabior. Will she except her fate or will she fight until the end? Rated M for rape, and other dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,515 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Snape vs The Wine by DontMindMe9 reviews
Snape has one to many at Christmas
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Severus S.
Ministry Hooker by scabiorsbitch reviews
Scabior finds himself on temporary leave from snatching duty for the first time in months, and enjoys himself at the local Black Cat Cabaret. M for language and suggestive themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Scabior, OC
Lucius Malfoy and the Missing Pimp Cane by delicatedreams reviews
A goofy little story involving the wonderful Lucius and his equally wonderful pimp cane. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Eurythma reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione have decided to place an advertisemnt in the Daily Prophet. Their mission: To find a girlfriend for their Potions Teacher, the one and only Severus Snape. Bt painful shocking things reveal themselves that will leave you speechless
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 58,872 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Flu by Severa Snape reviews
Arithmancy mistress Hermione Granger has the flu. Colleague Severus Snape takes care of her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Afternoons With Serverus by Angelicalynn reviews
Harry learns something about Sev and a whole lot about himself. Warning slash & BDSM. Prequel to A SnapePotter Wedding and Honeymoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,201 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Itchy Underwear by carlis inactive account reviews
What if the Death Eaters was a stripper club, rather than the followers of Lord Voldemort? What if Bellatrix worked there? What happens when Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort, and her job collide? CRACKFIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deleted Scenes by Gilles Estram reviews
A whimsical take on the ending scenes of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Diary of the Trials and Tribulations of Saruman by Hilary Thomson reviews
A chronicle of Saruman's progression into evil, from the original diary. Parody and Humor.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Gandalf, Radagast, Gollum - Complete
A Birthday Surprise by wingnutdawn reviews
Harry and Voldie share a mental connection. The trio came up with a brilliant idea- why not a Birthday feast as well? Hmmmmm...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Truth by Scabior's-Horcrux reviews
What really happened to Scabior at the Covered Bridge. WARNING: DH2 SPOILERS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Scabior - Complete
Hogwarts Staff Photos by NeverBeenDarkMarked reviews
The time of year has come when the Hogwarts staff get their annual photo taken. The sense of team unity is slightly lacking and the whole thing becomes a bit of a ordeal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Albus D.
Her Eyes by ChildishNothings reviews
They were the first thing I saw when I truly began living, and the last thing I saw before I died. Lily/Snape SPOILERS FOR DH PT 2 MOVIE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Experimentation Lily and Sev by CrazyBananas95 reviews
Lily wants to try out a few things that she's heard about and she wants to try them out with her best friend Sev. Set in 5th year before Sev and Lily have their falling out. Story could fit into canon if JK was a sexual deviant like me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Trust Me by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
Severus returns to Hogwarts before his death to tell everyone what happened that night on the Astronomy tower, complete his final mission and deliver information to Harry Potter, and also to make sure everyone does one thing - trusts him. HP, DM, MM, SS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Huh? by estelgreenleaf reviews
What's wrong with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Severus S.
11 Ways to really piss off Scabior by SelenesLegacy reviews
It's been done before, but here is a few ways to annoy everyone's favourite snatcher :3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Scabior - Complete
For They Shall Obtain Mercy by 55anon reviews
Look at me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Snape Loses It by Padfoot's Blondie reviews
When Harry accidentally casts a personality-altering spell on Snape, everything goes completely insane. And not in a good way. T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Revenge by whitecrossgirl reviews
After a prank in Potions, Lily and Severus decide to get their own back on the Marauders. Set just before the Lake Incident after the DADA OWL
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Chamber of Secrets by the-anonymous-c reviews
It is Severus's eleventh year teaching, and things are fishier than ever. The new defense against the dark arts teacher doesn't seem to know a single spell, Lucius Malfoy pops up everywhere and Potter-the-possibly-neurologically-damaged has gone haywire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Severus S.
Frivilous Foes by Eurythma reviews
Snape hated when he was summoned by Lily to check out her husband: James Potter, who happened to have becom somehw poisoned. Bt when he does so, the 2 of them end up duelling and then their encounter ends with both of them doubling over with laughter!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Advanced Potion Making by AbSim7 reviews
The book was placed on the shelf that day at Flourish and Blotts, new, shiny and pristine. Follows the story of the Half-Blood Prince's potion book and how it came to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Eileen P., Severus S. - Complete
Sirius Babysits by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Sirius offers to babysit Teddy for the night. But things undoubtedly go wrong and Sirius gets help from an unlikely source. Will the two survive? Remus/Tonks/Teddy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Pensive by macabrebabydoll reviews
Severus has a hard time being alone at Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
40 Points From Gryffindor by Revolutionizing reviews
Snape, tired of marking essays, falls asleep and dreams of things he's never been able to do in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bellatrix Lestrange's Handy Guide To Muggle Stuff by GoesKaboom reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange discovers the many uses of random Muggle things. Will someone PLEASE take that dynamite away from her? Originally a oneshot called Muggle Explody Things, now a collection of loosely-related oneshots. Complete crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Don't Insult Narcissa's Scones by Pleasing.the.Yaoi.Gods reviews
Snape insulted Narcissa's scones so now she's sent Lucius to go get revenge. Rated for Lucius's outfit
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Scars by charming-notion reviews
Snape and Bellatrix share a night together and discover some things. PWP. Rated M - this is sex, people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Bellatrix L., Severus S. - Complete
One Step Forward Equals Two Steps Back by Emilee Crumby reviews
Highly indulgent fluff piece intended to treat Snape with the kindness he desperately needs. Sick Snape later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,495 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Pattern by charming-notion reviews
They follow the same pattern, the same rules. BellaxVoldemort. M for sexual content and unforgivable curses. Oneshot. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Save Me by Scabior's-Horcrux reviews
When Hermione is alone in the woods, she's caught by the snatchers and their leader, Scabior, has taken interest in Hermione. Will her determination get her out alive, or will something unsuspecting happen? Rated M for Rape/Sexual Content/Language. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,097 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Playing Cupid by LitterBoxers reviews
When Harry gets suckered into helping the twins spread Valentine cheer, he gets more than he bargend for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Crack of Dawn by MissTea1304 reviews
A short drabble that popped fully-formed into my head. Prompted by the phrase 'crack of dawn'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Plans of the Malfoys by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
As Draco helps Lucius hide his father's latest hobby from Narcissa, father and son come up with a few new plans to bring down Harry Potter. Follows 'Lucius and the Killer Cactus.' Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Summer Heat by lovelielove reviews
Circumstances leave everyone at Headquarters stuck indoors during a heat wave. Hermione accidentally discovers Snape's sweet secret. AU, One-shot, M to be safe. Edit: 1st of a soon to be Seasons Series. Look for Autumn Air next!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Release of Severus Snape by Ninjallerina reviews
How does death change relationships? An examination of Severus as he dies and beyond. Somewhat in line with HPDH concept of in-between places. T for a few Muggle and Wizard swears. Harry and James also make an appearence. Story is better than summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lucius Malfoy and the Killer Cactus by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
When Lucius is awakened in the middle of the night by an intruder...he uses the only weapon he has at his disposal: A spiky cactus! Follows "Lucius Malfoy and the Secret Sandwich." Humor-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Subway Food Fight! by brionyjae reviews
Title pretty much says it all. Complete and utter crack!fic. Includes Ron being crazy, Harry being... a true hero... Ginny being tough, and Draco being a sissy. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Severus by Full-RoseBell-Kuchiki reviews
more a poem than anything else
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Sweets by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
Albus and Minerva work together to find a way to cheer their overworked and thus incredibly grumpy Potions' Master up. One naughty word!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Taken To Hell by Baroness of Slytherin reviews
Bit of a drabble...Scabior and OC. She was his hell...and he was her demon...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Scabior, OC - Complete
The Dolohov Problem by darklydraco reviews
During DeathHal. Dark!Draco, a rising officer of the Revolution and Lord of Malfoy Manor, contemplates strategic rape, experiments with reanimation, and flirts with a snake. Warnings for graphic violence, rape, bestiality. DM/SS, others NCS. Part 1 of 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Draco M., Severus S.
Hobbies of a Potion's Master by Little Miss Insufferable reviews
Severus and Hermione run into problems when engaging in some extra-curricular activites... A little present for Madame Cyanure aka crofty : SS/HG humour, not to be taken seriously. Disclaimer: unfortunately I own nothing as usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lucius and the Secret Sandwich by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Lucius gets caught indulging in a midnight snack. He has no choice afterwards, but to introduce the intruder to a delightful type of sandwich. Humor. Follows "The Drinks that Muggles Make."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Snatcher's Price by Rayne-slave reviews
Alternate sequel to 'Scream for Me'. In exchange for saving her life Scabior has Hermione held in a magical bond. He was hoping for a willing bedmate what he got was so much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Secret Place by Rayne-slave reviews
Hermione loved the way Scabior made her feel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
If You Visit the Woods by Baroness of Slytherin reviews
A one shot poem about our favourite Snatcher from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...Scabior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Scabior - Complete
With Tied Wrists by wondergirl9879 reviews
She knew it was too late. Perhaps succumbing was the only option after all. Warning: Rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Hermione G., Scabior
Snape & the Terrible,Horrible,No Good,Very Bad Day by HalfBloodPrincesa reviews
CRACK!FIC! This story was a joint project. The writers are Lady Lanera, Dream Painter, HalfBloodPrincesa, Wands, autumnamberleaves,and DaughterOfAres. This is our take on what would have happened in GOF if Snape fell off the ladder in his store room.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Firm Decision by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
200 word drabble. SSHG. Hermione and Severus are out shopping but Hermione needs Severus' input. Will he be of any use?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Surrender by Sharkeygirl reviews
At the park, Hermione finds a new treat. Severus is less than enthused about trying it. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Staff Meeting by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Dumbledore calls a staff meeting to discuss a concerning rumor. Humor, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Trips Of The Drug Kind by tartanbanana reviews
What happens when a certain Potions Master and pupil drink a contaminated potions... *RE-POSTED* I wasn't too happy with the first version hope you like it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Magic in a Snowglobe by Nakimochiku reviews
You can make any wish you want. Snape x Harry, oneshot, enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sustenance with Love by zelasswilder reviews
Vegeta looks after a sick Bulma with his little helping nurse, Bra. Short shameless one-shot fluff. Little bit of Trunks. No other characters.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Severus Snape: Batman of the Dungeons by LunasaMactire85 reviews
Severus Snape's drunken nighttime adventure . Pure hilarity. Rated T for mild very mild language and drunkenness just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Time Confusion by Healer Pomfrey reviews
The clock in Severus Snape's office shows '1:88', but the Potions Master doesn't even find it strange. Set in Harry's first Hogwarts year. Completely AU, sick!Severus, partly OOC due to his illness. Just a little drabble about Fluffy...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Severus Snape gets an Enema by enema-chick reviews
Constipation is sweeping the school. When it hits Snape, he's last in line for a first-class enema- but Filch is willing to do it for free! THAT'S RIGHT! HE SHOVES A HOSE UP HIS BUTT AND THEN-- erm... just read the story. Not as graphic as it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Severus S., Argus F. - Complete
Nightclothes by BellatriaMusica reviews
Begins as an attempt to reconcile the film OotP with the book; turns into my usual Minerva/Severus friendship fluff. There's something strangely intriguing about Snape's non-existent pyjamas...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Tastes Like Christmas by Nakimochiku reviews
five minutes to midnight. Harry didn't question the idea in his head. Snarry, oneshot, enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Draco and Severus Learn about Their Bodies by fyren galan reviews
I know what you're thinking, but that's not it. Drag your mind partially out of the gutter. Only partially. Draco/Harry/Severus SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
With the help of Molly by grugster reviews
*Challenge Fic* Severus Snape has to check all the muggleborn students for an illness, but when he checks on Hermione, he faints. It’s a good thing Molly is there as well, but, unfortunately, she is not able to use magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
An Annoying but Memorable Birthday by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Severus is ill on his birthday, and his colleagues do their best to 'entertain/annoy/look after' him. AU, partly OOC, sick!Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Best Gift by BellatriaMusica reviews
The world seems to be against Severus on his birthday. Minerva lends a hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Dragon Fever by MaritimeStars reviews
Severus has contracted a very rare magical illness. Can Poppy save him in time? Set during OotP, but no Umbridge. Features a sick!Snape. One-shot. Completely AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Strawberries and Snitches by MaritimeStars reviews
Snape is angry because the Gryffindor's won a Quidditch game. He challenges McGonagall to a Seeker's duel. What happens when they fall in the lake. AU. One-shot. sick!Snape and sick!McGonagall. Written for HealerPomfrey's writing challenge. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Good Company by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Severus isn't feeling well, but won't admit it to everyone. Thank God Minerva is there to plan his day and arrange for him to be in good company. AU, set in Harry's third year. sick!Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Trick or Treat or Severus Snape’s Halloween by toroj reviews
Slytherinade" first story, english version. Translation: Mantida
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Severus' Disturbed Winter Holidays by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Severus is hiding an illness from Poppy and Minerva. What will Harry's role be in this? AU, OOC, sick!Sev
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Severus' Weekend of a Gryffindor Nightmare by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Severus doesn't need anyone to care for him when he is ill with the flu, does he? Will he return the favour? Set in Hermione's seventh year. Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Severus, sick!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,452 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Neville Is Forgetful by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. The confrontation between Neville Longbottom and Bellatrix Lestrange wouldn't be so dramatic if he couldn't remember her first name...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Bellatrix L., Neville L. - Complete
In The Potions Cupboard by RebeccaRoy reviews
A simply funny insane fiction with Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. Severus Snape hears something he really should not have…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Single Sentence by Rulern Av Ost reviews
The only piece of me that’s ever been inside the mouth of any dementor, is my dick.” Sirius said. And chaos ensued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
After the Yule Ball by Leaky Underwear reviews
Seamus feels alone after the Yule Ball has ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Seamus F., Olympe M. - Complete
Snape: The Tease of Hogwarts 3 by Elfzilla reviews
Last of the trilogy. Snape gets crabs. Hilarity ensues. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Sorcerer's Stone by the-anonymous-c reviews
It is Severus Snape's 10th year of teaching, and perhaps due to the arrival of a certain foureyes boy, strange things have been happening from the getgo. Will Slytherin win the house cup? And just what is up with Quirrell? SSPS, Snape's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,677 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Loose Tooth by Placid Destruction reviews
Six year old Ginny has her first loose tooth, and with six older brothers, it’s bound to come out sooner than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Ginny W. - Complete
If You Need Me by saiyanwizard reviews
Minerva McGonagall comes across an injured Severus Snape in the entrance hall after he comes back from a meeting with Voldemort late one night. A colleague friendship fic. Set after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Dad vs The Doctor by Y2Jen reviews
Gohan wants to go skateboarding. Chi-Chi wants Goku to take him to the doctor. This NOT the way a father and son should bond!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Gohan, Goku
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Operation! by Chuquita reviews
Veggie'sGettingaTonsillectomy,unfortunately for him,he doesn't know what ItIs!And after hearing a gruesome,over-exaggerated story fromGoku,VeggieDecidesToEscape theHospitalWill he make it out in time?Will he get caught?Will he cry like a BabyWhenTheDoctor
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2001 - Published: 10/8/2001
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Dark Humor reviews
A collection of humorous oneshots featuring some of our favorite Death Eaters and Snatchers. First up, a drunken party at Malfoy Manor leads to a war over pop tarts, a bathroom flooded with champagne, and confessions about a wedding in a food court.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 28,907 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 19h - Published: 3/24 - Severus S., Lucius M., Bellatrix L., Scabior
Fragments of Silver reviews
During the height of the second war Violet Stregheria leaves home in search of her lost sister, but not long after her departure she is captured by a band of Snatchers. She now has more to worry about than just finding her sibling. But does she really want to escape the clutches of the seductive man who's holding her prisoner? Full summary and warning inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 79,641 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 1/5 - [OC, Scabior] Lucius M., Bellatrix L.
Family Life reviews
There's more to life than being a Snatcher. Join me for a look into the married life of Scabior as he raises his daughter, takes her to work with him, sings her to sleep, and still finds time to spend with his wife at the end of the day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,457 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 3/19 - OC, Scabior
Redemption reviews
Legend says that if you fall asleep outside on Beltane, you may be kidnapped into the fairy realm. When Scabior awakes to find that he is no longer in his own world, his attempts to find his way home are blocked by a mysterious fae. Scabior soon learns that this stranger is the key to his redemption, and that refusing his help may cost him his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 8/16 - Severus S., OC, Scabior
Marital Bliss reviews
A collection of erotic stories featuring Scabior and his wife. First up, Draconius is in the mood to experiment with something new, and Scabior will never look at doughnuts the same way again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 5/8 - [Scabior, OC]
Night of Silence reviews
Scabior has to have his tonsils taken out on Christmas morning. He thinks the surgery will ruin his holiday. But with his family's love and support, he soon learns that Christmas isn't about the gifts you give from a store, but the ones you give from the heart. Part four in a series of four.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,743 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 6/25 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Snatch Me A Mossflower reviews
Scabior's cruel features softened as he listened to the infant babbling unintelligible baby talk, one tiny paw reaching towards him, his little toes spread as he pawed at his father's arm. "Of course every day is a celebration," he said. "I 'ave you, Sela, the most beau'iful flower in these 'ere woods. I snatched your 'eart, an now we are a family, you, me an Chickenhound."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Redwall - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31 - [Sela, Scabior] Chickenhound/Slagar the Cruel - Complete
Love Serenade reviews
A collection of short stories and drabbles featuring one of my favorite pairings - Bellatrix/Kefka. Will contain various genres, such as humor, romance, hurt/comfort and horror. First up, Kefka has been sick in bed for days when Bellatrix decides to give him a bath. Needless to say, he is not pleased.
Crossover - Final Fantasy I-VI & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 7/14 - [Kefka P., Bellatrix L.]
A Kiss To Remember reviews
He was a demon, and yet when he backed away, leaving Scabior breathless as their eyes met in the darkness of the shadowy woods, the Snatcher looked at him like he was his salvation. He couldn't refuse him even if he tried, even if it meant he may one day die in the arms of the man who loved him.
Crossover - Final Fantasy I-VI & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/24 - [Kefka P., Scabior] - Complete
Heartless Angel reviews
Bellatrix survives the war, escaping in the arms of her heartless angel. She lives to fight again, as Voldemort falls and a new evil rises to consume the earth. This is the story of two crazed magic users brought together by fate, who fell in love and went on to rule their newly created world of destruction.
Crossover - Final Fantasy I-VI & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 7/9 - [Kefka P., Bellatrix L.] Narcissa M.
Magical Fantasies reviews
A collection of oneshots and short stories featuring various HP/FF characters. First up, Locke searches for a place where he can put his skills to good use, and finds a new home among the Snatchers, followed by Lucius taking a trip aboard the Blackjack while Lupin adopts a feral child found wandering the Veldt.
Crossover - Final Fantasy I-VI & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 7/4 - Locke, Setzer, Lucius M., Scabior
Snatcher's Library reviews
A collection of fifty short stories, drabbles and oneshots about our favorite Snatcher Scabior. Written for the Favorite Character Boot Camp challenge. Reviews are welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,375 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 2/6 - Fenrir G., Scabior
The Strongest Magic Is Love reviews
What is a patronus? It is the embodiment of happiness. It is something to hold on to when the darkness surrounds you, when sorrow engulfs you, when you feel your heart is breaking. It is there to guide you, the one remaining speck of light, to give you strength, to give you hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/30 - Severus S.
Fevers & Fears reviews
When Scabior gets appendicitis, he doesn't recognize the symptoms and tries his best to hide it from his wife. But refusing treatment is not an option. And Draconius soon learns the truth behind his refusal to seek medical care when he's ill. Part three in a series of four.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,122 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 5/21 - [OC, Scabior] - Complete
The Christmas Party reviews
Scabior lowered his head so that his mouth was level with her ear. "Come with me," he murmured, his sultry tone hinting at what he had in mind after they left the ballroom. "I know a place where we can be alone, sweet'eart."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9 - [Scabior, OC] - Complete
Animalistic Desires reviews
They were perfectly suited for each other, both of them animals in their own way. He was the deadly serpent, she was a beast who devoured the bodies of those he killed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5 - [Bellatrix L., Voldemort] - Complete
Complicated Healing reviews
Scabior has always avoided asking for help when he is sick. But ignoring his illness in hopes it will go away on its own has repercussions. And what begins as a simple throat infection soon turns into something far worse for the ailing Snatcher. Part two in a series of four.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 4/10 - [OC, Scabior] - Complete
My Beautiful Flower reviews
From the moment she first saw him she knew what she would name him, for he was her beautiful flower.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/29 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Family First reviews
Vegeta is sick, and Tarble is doing the best he can to help take care of him. Too bad he doesn't know that taking care of an ill prince sometimes comes with some unpleasant surprises.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15 - Vegeta, Tarble
Fili & Kili Read Thorin's Decision reviews
Fili and Kili discover a rather interesting piece of literary work. Kili laughs, Fili is less than amused, and their commentary on the story follows.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,454 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Dumbledore Vs the Whomping Willow reviews
When Dumbledore investigates the disappearance of the sword of Gryffindor, he discovers a secret hidden in the Shrieking Shack. But its a secret he'll have to fight to uncover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/4 - Sirius B., Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
Word Of the Day reviews
One night at the local tavern in Dale, Kili has a few too many drinks and starts spilling the secrets of his Khuzdul language to Bilbo...or so he thinks.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21 - Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
Dwarf Smores reviews
When Kili sees that his brother has a special treat which shares the same name as Fili, he decides to create his own tasty snack and name it after himself. Only one problem - Kili can't cook.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Coffee Cowgirl reviews
Sometimes whether or not someone has had their morning coffee can be a matter of life or death, especially for those unfortunate enough to cross paths with Bellatrix when she's withdrawing from her favorite beverage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25 - Bellatrix L., Scabior - Complete
One Night Living In A Dream reviews
How far would he go for the one he loved? To have her, to hold her and make her his? Severus will find a way to have Lily, if only for a moment, if only for one night, living in a dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Love's Healing Touch reviews
One cold and rainy morning, Scabior catches a case of the wizarding world flu. As his wife attempts to nurse him back to health, she soon discovers that a high fever can lead to some rather unusual behavior. Part one in a series of four.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21 - [OC, Scabior] - Complete
Midnight Trailblazer reviews
Sirius can only escape the confines of Grimmauld Place in the guise of his animal form. Everything was going fine until the Order decided he needed an escort. And the lucky person who gets to escort him during his outings is none other than Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
A Light in the Dark reviews
His best friend is dead. The world around him is crumbling and he has no where left to run. But if Draco thinks he's faced his most difficult challenge yet he's about to be proven wrong by a heavily pregnant witch he encounters during the battle of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31 - Draco M., Cho C. - Complete
Misundersnape Tribute reviews
Severus Snape stumbled across the frozen ground. Each breath he drew was labored and shallow. He was so dizzy he couldn't see straight, and the pain that lanced his chest with every breath was making him light headed and nauseous. This was not the way he imagined his day would go, and it all began with an innocent pink dressing gown...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20 - Severus S., Lucius M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Thranduil's Eyebrows reviews
Kili has sweet talked Tauriel into sneaking him out of his prison cell in Mirkwood for a late night snack. He's only allowed out for a short while, but it's long enough for him to get into some mischief.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Fili, Kili, Tauriel - Complete
Fried Lice reviews
Some say it started in Azakaban, that Bellatrix went mad during the time she was imprisoned there. But members of her family will tell you different, stating that she was already losing her mind long before then. And if you don't believe me just try her cooking. You'll see what I mean.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
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