Dragon MoonXhide bio
 Author has written 37 stories for Hobbit, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy I-VI, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Final Fantasy VII, Redwall, and DragonVale. High priestess of the Cult of Kefka, patron saint of LOVELESS, Queen of the Kingdom of Scabior. Yep, that's me. Pleased to meet you. ~ ♥ I'm an adult in my early 30s. I like reading and writing humorous stories, hurt/comfort fics where the characters are either sick or injured, and if there is a good erotic story on this site point me to it right away, please. I live with my boyfriend Sumatranfox, and I enjoy writing stories for my friends. My favorite characters are Scabior, Credence Barebone, Kefka, Vincent Valentine and Genesis Rhapsodos. I recently came across a disturbingly hilarious Kefka cosplay video on YouTube. So for all the Kefka fans out there, if you've ever wondered what your heartless angel would be like in real life, watch this - New Kefka Cosplay. A good friend of mine - Valkyrie Celes The story of me and Kefka - Take the Dragon Wagon to Clown Town News on what I'm currently writing - Still working on Broken Bonds... Hoping to finish it sometime this century. You can follow me on my blog at - s7.zetaboards.com/AntiFanfiction/blog/main/217672/ Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw This is my collection of music videos featuring my favorite characters. Vincent Valentine - Hero / Breaking The Habit Genesis Rhapsodos - Genesis Tribute - Savin' Me / Narcissistic Loveless Credence - It's A Sin / Blown Away / Are You Insane Like Me? / Control Kefka - Kefka's Mad World / Kefka's Dream / Kefka's New Theme Song / Blood Scabior - Night Of the Hunter / Hunted / Scabior Can't Be Changed |
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Letters from Azkaban by Maisie Malfoy reviews
Umbridge sets a penpal assignment to some rather odd people. Nothing will ever be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,647 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 10/18/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Bellatrix L., Yaxley
Goddess' Gift by Amaterasu Avaron Rhapsodos reviews
He's only seen her once...But he knows she's a "Gift" from his Goddess...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,982 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R., OC
Deeper Than You Think by Lantrophus reviews
On a rainy day Thorin and Fili see the blood seeping though the bandages of Kili's wrist. They know about Kili's secret now. There's no escaping, actions have their consequences.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Rust Never Sleeps by Literary-Disaster reviews
[FFVI][AU][FEMSLASH][FORMERLY A BALANCE OF POWER] Terra, an amnesiac science experiment, and Celes, a disgraced army general, find themselves fleeing from the very country that raised them. During their journey to make things right, they both end up in the center of a centuries old war for magic. Can they stop the Empire or will history repeat itself? *Author's Notes 04/02/18*
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 180,439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 12/18/2015 - [Celes, Terra] Locke, Kefka P.
Dragonia Dark Moon Chronicles by Queen Snek reviews
The crack-y tales of the favorite BroTP of the Caesar's Palace forum.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/16/2016 - OC
Scabior's Protection by Dirty.Things reviews
A mature, adults-only story. It begins with Hermione and Scabior meeting in the woods, where terrible things happen. It becomes an epic journey in which characters band together, betray each other, murder, forgive, and fight for a little bit of peace and happiness in a war-torn world. This story explores topics such as abusive relationships and agency.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 5/28/2015 - [Hermione G., Scabior] Draco M., Neville L.
Do You Think I'm a Freak? by scurls8 reviews
The other side of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, as told by Credence Barebone.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Credence B., Mary Lou B., Modesty B., Chastity B.
FanFic FINAL FANTASY VI My sweet prince by MARYXULA reviews
Some are born with the privilege of magic while others have to prove themselves worthy of it. Kefka Palazzo knew it better than many before It started losing its meaning... Like the rest of things in his life.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Kefka P. - Complete
Self-driving Pizza by Valkyrnovas
Cloud volunteers to test a new delivery service and ends up with more than he bargained for.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Hunt by Caliadne reviews
Nagini is off hunting, prowling, eating... too much?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2017 - Nagini - Complete
Admit It by Maisie Malfoy reviews
Some cold-weather snatching leaves Scabior with a cold, much to Fenrir's dismay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Fenrir G., Scabior - Complete
Because Of You by Nhaz reviews
The machines have brought Neo and Trinity back, along with Smith in a human body. He isn't taking the transition well, especially if part of his memories map well onto a Kelly Clarkson song.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2017
Mirror by halffictionalprincess reviews
Sirius is gone, and Remus is left all alone. Again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Interview by Kalta79 reviews
AU story. Tifa explains what really happened at Nibelheim to a reporter.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2017 - [Tifa L., Sephiroth] [Barret W., Yuffie K.] - Complete
Going Under by obsidians reviews
Hojo is drowning at a picnic he was forced to attend, is anyone going to rescue him?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Cloud S., Tifa L., Vincent V. - Complete
An Obscure Nightmare by RadicalRae reviews
It's been months since the Grindelwald incident and Newt has new inhabitants living in his case. Credence doesn't trust anyone and always flees from contact, Percival Graves has yet to wake up from the sleep spell he was cursed with, and Newt can't sleep with Grindelwald's face in his head. Perhaps a nightmare is exactly what they need.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/28/2017 - Credence B., Newt S., Percival G.
Order of the Parrot by kyrilu reviews
Five times Albus and Gellert tried to predict the future, and the one time Gellert did. Set sometime during those two summer months of 1899. ADGG slash, crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2017 - [Gellert G., Albus D.] - Complete
Lupin's Tale by Kuri333 reviews
On the life of one Werewolf called Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 250,230 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/18/2017 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Seasons of my Love by public static void reviews
Harry and Luna through the seasons of their life. For Dessie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2017 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Sink or Swim by OfficiallyChristopher reviews
Credence wanted to hide. He had to hide. He crawled into the suitcase, legs shaking on the ladder and he ran. He ran past all the creatures, his stomach churning, chest tight, tears streaming down his face. He couldn't tell where to screams were coming from, if they were even real, until he realized they were coming from him.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/28/2017 - Credence B., Mary Lou B., Newt S., Percival G.
Shadow Has Diarrhea by Super Salty Edgelord reviews
Shadow tried to be fatter than Sonic one day, but all the ultimate life form succeeded in doing was having the ultimate runs, and I'm not talking the Sonic kind of runs.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2017 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
Kefka's New Pet by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. Kefka gets a new pet. Leo doesn't like Kefka's new pet. (Spoiler: it's a Tonberry.) For Dragon MoonX.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2017 - Leo, Kefka P. - Complete
The Prince of Mirkwood by MarieBloom15 reviews
When one is abused it is hard to escape. How will Legolas manage to get away from Thranduil? Fanfic with an abusive Thranduil. WARNING: Abuse Lots of angst. There might be a sequel in the future.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 1/9/2017 - Gandalf, Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
An Ode to Dalafa Nocturne by Lamia of the Dark reviews
As the title says, a poem about Dalafa Nocturne. For Dragon.
Eldarya - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Complete
Every Beast Has Its Home by DoceoPercepto reviews
In which Credence survives, and Newt discovers that his suitcase has exactly one more resident than usual.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,947 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Credence B., Newt S. - Complete
You've Got Your Toothpaste in my Peanut Butter by alyssialui reviews
A collection of odd, different and random drabbles. Will include sexual content, incest, slash and femmeslash pairings. Rated M for some chapters. Currently: Minerva will regret this day. one-sided Tom/Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 146 - Words: 59,881 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/26/2017 - Published: 11/19/2014
The Noble and Most Ancient House of Insanity by Maisie Malfoy reviews
Sirius comes downstairs to something very...interesting, we'll say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Regulus B., Andromeda T. - Complete
Meloetta's Icing Fetish by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Aria Meloetta is kind, cute, and innocent. She loves sweets, and she loves cake, especially icing. But today... she gets a bit naughty for her own good. What happens when Meloetta gets too much icing for her to consume in anyway she wants? It leads her to all sorts of frosting mishaps. This is the classic tale of Meloetta and her icing fetish. Accept no limitations. 4 years old!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 147 - Words: 40,992 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Meloetta, Arceus, Cherrim, Vanilluxe - Complete
The Misguided, Misread Quest of Sephiroth by FullMentalPanic reviews
Fires don't start for no reason; these things don't just happen.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Sephiroth
Take the Dragon Wagon to Clown Town by Queen Snek reviews
Dragon suddenly wakes up in the FFVI world one day. Dragon/Kefka.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Complete
Bleeding Clown by parselslyth reviews
Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,039 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 12/19/2016 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
How to Baa the Best by Cotton Candy Floof reviews
I will teach you how to baa the best at everything! / 1. Bake your friend a cheesecake.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 12/15/2016 - Complete
Spera by Fatal Fandomer reviews
(Spoilers for Fantastic Beasts) Pain. Always pain and darkness and fear. Credence Barebone barely escapes from being killed by the Aurors in the subway station and finds his way into Newt's case of magical creatures. The sympathetic wizard tries to help Credence remove the obscurus inside him, and also teaches him the true wizarding world. Drabbles.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Credence B., Newt S., Porpentina G./Tina, Percival G.
December 22nd by littlebluelady reviews
He found him in England. Parental!Newt, Credence, and a spice of Tina here and there.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 11/28/2016 - Credence B., Newt S.
In the Green Room by hillstar reviews
Severus Snape asks the Dark Lord to let him dispose of the James and Lily Potter. Written for Lamia of the Dark's "Not a Good Person but Still a Person" Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Severus S., Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tina's Erotic Friend Fiction by Mina41q reviews
Me with the help of my sister have started to make Tina Belcher's Erotic Friend Fiction Series. Prepare for many adventures of zombies, love, and butts. One-Shots!
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 3/19/2016
By the fire by public static void reviews
Alecto can't sleep until she's with Fenrir.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2016 - [Alecto C., Fenrir G.] - Complete
A Series of Interesting Events by Ms. Lestrange Todd reviews
A collection of very short stories focused on our favorite dark witch and wizard. May contain alternate universes and changed time eras. Cursed Child spoilers. In progress & ongoing. No scheduled updates. Warnings inside, if any.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2016 - Published: 10/19/2016 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Delphi Riddle
Long, long ago by Hawkflight7 reviews
her skin was warm, her eyes bled.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Terra, Kefka P. - Complete
Goblin Fever and the Greyflood by LRoseC reviews
Fili and Kili escort a caravan through the mountains when they're attacked by goblins. All is not well with Kili, but slave mongers capture him before Fili can find out what's wrong. Now Kili must protect his friends long enough for his family to find them while Fili fears his brother won't last long enough to be found. NO SLASH! Just Bro Feels. Some Fili Whump. Kili Whump galore.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,955 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Bofur, Kíli - Complete
The Memetrix by The-Tabbycat-Witch reviews
The name Neo means new, right? But if you switch around the letters it spells OEN. Wait. That doesn't seem right. But anyway, prepare yourselves for dead pigeons.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Neo - Complete
Clown Booty by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. AU. Kefka went insane and DIDN'T get any magic. Now he runs around singing about butts. For the Imperial Palace Dirty Prompts Challenge, prompt: butts.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2016 - Kefka P. - Complete
Sally Acorn's Farting Problem by Yoshizilla-Fan reviews
Sally and Bunnie are walking in the Great Forest, which she finds a weird colored acorn on the grass. She eats it and then...well, why don't you read and find out? Thanks to Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus for the idea and inspiration. Now with more adventures involving Sally's flatulent butt!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,163 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sally, Bunnie-Rabbot
TLDR - A FF4 Novle by SpacemanSpiff reviews
An account of the events of Final Fantasy IV told in flash fiction style, possibly abridged, maybe drabble, or just mindless stupidity, I'm not sure. Briefly follow Cecil as he looks for shiny things. Expect heinous debauchery, horrendous dialogue, and an absolute disrespect for the storyline. This goes out to anyone who can't stand reading for more than 30 seconds at a time.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Cecil, Kain, Rosa, Golbez
Aftercare by LeonDesdichard reviews
Sephiroth has just finished getting Mako treatments and isn't feeling the best, who will be there to take care of him?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Blood for the Blood God by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Poem. Crack. The Cult of Kefka is recruiting.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Kefka P. - Complete
Final Fantasy VI: The Abridged Series by Quatermass reviews
What happens when you take a beloved, practically sanctified JRPG, and put it through the wringer, Abridged Series-style? This, possibly. This is "Final Fantasy VI" with the brakes cut and sanity left at the door. This is "Final Fantasy VI: The Abridged Series"...
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,171 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 2/9/2016 - Edgar, Locke, Terra, Kefka P.
MISTRESS OF THE DARK LORD: An Augury Origin Tale (1) by Amandah Leigh reviews
When Bellatrix discovers she's pregnant and can't control her emotions the way she used to, she looks to her sister for advice. No, not Narcissa. The other one. (WARNING: Dark fic with mature and potentially disturbing content. Not for readers under 17. Takes place in Sept 1997, includes Cursed Child spoilers.) Bellatrix/Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 8/16/2016 - [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.] Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
The Diary of a Snake by Firediva0
Even as I die, I will always love you forever.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Complete
Soylent Lights by Lamia of the Dark reviews
[Slitherio] Poem. Crack. Soylent lights is snakes.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Complete
Pokemon Brown Version by AsSRape69 reviews
A new tale in teh pokemon series. I gift u this work of art. But seriously I was completely not on anything whne this was written i promtits.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2016 - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by alyssialui reviews
This is just a collection of drabbles inspired by an idea given by Lamia - single father Voldemort and an OC Bella Jr (Cordelia). Current: Being an evil dictator and a father was so hard sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 19,895 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Things the Turks are not allowed to do by Witchweather reviews
Things the Turks are no longer allowed to do as listed by Shinra inc
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Vincent V., Reno, Tseng, Veld
Nico Robin Plus Alcohol Equals Butts Everywhere by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. CRACK. Drunk Robin. Butts everywhere. (Need I say more?)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Robin, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Of Sounds and Shadows by SongsofPsyche1945 reviews
Legolas discovers something unusual about a certain dwarf prisoner. (Deaf!Kili, Mirkwood Prison, Mention of Torture, Evil!Elves, No slash) Please Follow me on my Tumblr at: SongsofPsyche13.tumblr for updates and sneak peeks!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Kíli, Fíli, Legolas
IV LOL by TheMoonclaw reviews
Another LOL story! A funny take on some random scenes from the game. Rated to be on the safe side.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/8/2013
Nautilus Doll by Hawkflight7 reviews
Real or not, he prefers that she doesn't leave his side ever again.
Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2016 - [Noel K., Lumina] - Complete
Into The Woods by MissSadieKane reviews
"Scabior raced through the trees. He'd really missed this: the cool breeze against his skin, the birdsong in the trees..." Scabior is experiencing the wild again for the first time after escaping Azkaban. He contemplates his childhood, what it means to be free and the mission Greyback has told him about in exchange for his freedom. For Hillstar's 'Character Apperciation Challenge'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Fenrir G., Scabior
ShinRa Texts by Enide Dear reviews
Failed texts, everyone sends them occationally...even on Gaia. These are based on buzzfeed, damnyouautocorrect and my own insane brain.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Cid H., Reno, Sephiroth
Firewhiskey And Fireplaces by chemicalflashes reviews
"A siren - that's what she is, with her lithe and curvaceous body and chocolate eyes that could make any man a slave of hers." Dean Thomas is hurting after Ginny's betrayal. And who knew Colin Creevey could be so dark natured? [decayverse]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/5/2016 - Ginny W., Dean T., Colin C. - Complete
A King, A Gambler, and Ex-General Walk Into a Bar by Valkyrie Celes reviews
When Setzer, Edgar, and Celes go on a routine supply run, They decide to stop off at a bar and have some fun. World of Ruin fluff fic, R&R
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Celes, Edgar, Setzer - Complete
Once Upon a Jellybean by obsidians reviews
Tseng challenges Sephiroth to a bet. The question is; did he win or lose?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2016 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Sephiroth - Complete
The Tale of the Three Sisters by hillstar reviews
One morning, the Black Sisters were walking by a river when they encountered Life. Inspired by "The Tale of the Three Bothers."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Bellatrix L., N. Tonks, Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
The End of the Longest Day by Literary-Disaster
[FFVI][CHARACTER DEATH][VIOLENCE][NO DIALOGUE] Terra and her companions reach the top of Kefka's Tower. However, the going had been rough and Terra must battle against the mad jester, alone.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2016 - Terra, Kefka P. - Complete
The General's long sword by JammyWammy reviews
Sephiroth finds out the hard way that a bored Genesis is NOT a good thing, especially when the Commander does something drastic that turns the General's world upside down. [Each chapter starts where Genesis gets bored and does something to tick off the General and ends in him running for his life, along with some other people.]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R.
Questionable Subjects by RWthefan reviews
A seemingly perfect day for Littlefoot becomes rather embarrassing when he catches Chomper and Petrie talking in a relief spot. But about what? Rated for discussion of mature topic.
Land Before Time - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Littlefoot, Petrie, Chomper - Complete
Genesis Plays the Sims by Halo Cyan reviews
Genesis is playing The Sims and shows Angeal around his game. Angeal is... not impressed - to say the least!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Glitched by Kanthia reviews
A chance encounter with an error in the code. (Remake)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2016 - MissingNo. - Complete
She didn't mean to by KNDnumbuh678 reviews
DW discovers Mr. Ratburn looking at something. She asks some questions and then thinks she shouldn't have. Read and see why. (Warning: may cause crying)
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/13/2016 - DW R., N. Ratburn - Complete
COcks: 2 the return by AsSRape69 reviews
Thaere is peepee in the hole. A peepee pees in the hole. Pee spills out of the hole. Death ands everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2016
The Preceding Epoch by Hawkflight7 reviews
A shift in the wind signals the end of an eon, the beginning of something unforetold.
Crossover - Final Fantasy I-VI & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2016 - [Helga H., Salazar S.] [Kain, Barabariccia/Valvalicia] - Complete
The Sixth One by AsSRape69 reviews
My penis hurts. Death is a sweet release.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Complete
This is going to be a long night by Eriamaude reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange never liked competition, she never tolerated it. What happens when the new inmate in Azkaban is a witch who tried to emulate her ? Written for the January Monthly One-Shot Exchange, for Hillstar
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Sick Days by HoneyBooBoo93 reviews
A collection of unrelated sickfics primarily featuring Kurt and Blaine. #152: Broken
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 152 - Words: 236,950 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Beast Descends by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Young Terra's words give Kefka something to think about. For Dragon MoonX.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Terra, Kefka P. - Complete
Annoy Final Fantasy Characters! by konichiwahinata reviews
here's tips on how to get killed by your favorite characters
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 4/19/2013
A Slightly Unorthodox Job Interview by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. What Lilith Goyle (OC)'s fate might have been if she had lived past the date of the Dark Lord's resurrection. For Dragon MoonX.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2015 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Silver & Gold by runicmagitek reviews
Celes/Setzer drabble prompt collection
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 10/9/2015 - [Celes, Setzer] - Complete
Just Don't Think I'm Finished With You by Anna Fay reviews
After the Ministry opened the gates of Azkaban and gave the inmates a second chance as Snatchers, there's no better way to celebrate then with a new friend. [Part of my ongoing story, "She'll Be All Right", but with adult themes.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Scabior, OC - Complete
We Need People With Your Talent by Anna Fay reviews
A day after taking over the Ministry of Magic, the Death Eaters decide to set certain prisoners of Azkaban free in exchange for their services. [Set right before the events of "She'll Be All Right".]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2015 - Scabior, Albert R., OC - Complete
Family: In Sickness And In Health by pocketfear13 reviews
A collection of Durin family stories, mainly revolving around Thorin, Fili, and Kili, that deal with illness, injury, and overall fluffy family feelings.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,641 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Fíli, Kíli
How to Hide a Doom Noodle by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Salazar asks Helga to help him with something...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Salazar S., Helga H., Basilisk - Complete
Support by FancifulRivers reviews
Luna's got a new binder. Written for the Occasion-a-Day Competition/Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
No Clue by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Chapter 1:It's Draco's 1st birthday and he has no clue about what is going on. Chapter 2: Draco is certain that his mummy has left forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Draco M., Lucius M., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
She'll Be All Right by Anna Fay reviews
The Ministry didn't open the gates of Azkaban for free, and all who wish to remain out of prison have to work hard to pay this enormous debt. Set during the Second Wizarding War; focusing on the various groups of Snatchers and our favourite, Scabior. [Chapter 8 is up!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,795 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Scabior, OC, Yaxley, Fenrir G.
The Snatcher by deant33 reviews
A little bit of Scabior for the Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Titles as Prompts challenge, dedicated to my good friend DragonMoonX. No Pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Scabior - Complete
Dangerous Beauty V by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Scabior receives some bad news at work. one shot, for Dragon MoonX's birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2015 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Dangerous Beauty IV by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Scabior deals with his anger issues while at his sister's party. one shot, for Dragon MoonX's birthday! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2015 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Look Before You Leap by Emmeline Bondurant reviews
Realizations can be harsh sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Scabior - Complete
I've Brought You Jelly Slugs by Anna Fay reviews
A bit of birthday fluff, written for DragonMoonX, and containing her favourite tropes: Scabior being sick / wounded, Scabior being nice and charming, and Scabior with his family. Enjoy! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Scabior, OC - Complete
161 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do On A Journey by 101olive4u reviews
While visiting the town of Bree, Thorin sets a long list of rules for his nephews on what they are not allowed to do. Fili and Kili, being Fili and Kili, make it their job to break all those rules. Of course. WARNING: Futuristic girls, unicorns, Rhosgobel Rabbits, cronuts, and many failed attempts at getting out of trouble are included. Beware!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,302 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Bismarck by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. AU. Voldemort gains his immortality. Written for alyssialui for the HPFC August Monthly Oneshot Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Devil's Ambition by Hawkflight7 reviews
"Magic bends to the stronger will, while the weakest is tugged into a grander scheme."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 7/14/2015 - [Luna L., Kuja] - Complete
Diner Chats by Celesti Rivers reviews
In a half-drunk haze, Draco stumbles into a diner and is taught that it doesn't do much good to dwell on the past. And by a Muggle, no less! Then again - and this may just be the alcohol speaking - he couldn't deny the fact that she had a very good point. Also known as: in which Draco gets his act together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Real Scabior by iLOVEFenrir reviews
Two friends win a chance to meet the Harry Potter actors in real life for two days, in which they can ask questions and act out scenes...only to discover the characters were exactly who they thought they were.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,225 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Fenrir G., OC, Scabior
Fetishes by halffictionalprincess reviews
This is the story of a Fetish, a fetish that belongs to a certain Snake, and is endured by a certain owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Nagini, Hedwig
Dangerous Beauty III by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Scabior's adventures in fashion continue when his sister gets married. one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Scabior - Complete
Dangerous Beauty II by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Another foray into Scabior's fashion choices: why does he have a red streak in his hair? one shot. (can be read apart from Dangerous Beauty I)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2015 - OC, Scabior - Complete
There's Something About Pookie by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Angela's been keeping a big secret from Hodgins, and it's about to be revealed in the strangest way. one shot, post-season 10 finale.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Angela M., J. Hodgins] Michael H. - Complete
Of Fever, Fierceness, and Fiery Heirs by That Fantasy Junkie 96 reviews
Set in the year TA 2894, 47 years before the Quest. In Ered Luin, a terrible fever begins to strike mercilessly on dwarves. The fever hits close to home for Thorin Oakenshield when a young Kíli is afflicted. Faced with no known cure and running out of time, it may be only a determined Fíli who holds the wisdom to stop the illness. Slight AU
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,711 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís
Dangerous Beauty by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Scabior has only ever worn one glove, though no one ever knew why. one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Horace S., Scabior - Complete
Gobstones by Arken47 reviews
Gellert has never played The wizarding game Gobstones before, and when he tries his luck with Albus, Ariana and Aberforth, he gets a humiliating surprise. :3 Grindledore oneshot. Fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Huff the Puff by Laser Lance 720
Hufflepuff was a stoner house. But they kept me it to the upper years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Cedric D. - Complete
Lost in the Forest by alyssialui reviews
Scabior gets lost in the forest. Scapple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Scabior
A Scarf by alyssialui reviews
The Snatchers come across Harry and Hermione's old campsite.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Fenrir G., Scabior - Complete
The Bathroom Predicament by alyssialui reviews
Sirius needs a bit of help. James/Sirius friendship drabble. Marauders' Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2015 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Eyes of Madness by Fractured Peace reviews
Ahead of him, there was fire, warfare, and the steadily creeping darkness spurned by questions without answers. One day, Kefka would hear the call of magic and the screams of eternity, but that time did not come suddenly. With his life fading, Kefka's story flashes in a single instant as he peers beyond the eyes of madness. One-Shot.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Kefka P. - Complete
Killian is sick by KatofDresden reviews
Sickfic! Killian Jones is a survivor, but that doesn't mean he can't be hurt. A series of oneshots where Hook is sick or injured. Lots of vulnerable Killlian and Captain Swan feels. And some angst. Suggestions welcome.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S., Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Dr. Whale/Dr. Victor Frankenstein
Have an Ice Pop by Hawkflight7 reviews
First rule of the Lestrange House: don't bite.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/23/2015 - [Hermione G., Rabastan L.] - Complete
Sucking Up by alyssialui reviews
The things Lucius is reduced to in order to get some information. slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Lazy Saturday by alyssialui reviews
One Saturday, Remus takes Sirius along to the local supermarket. short fluffy Wolfstar drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2015 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Blanket of Love by alyssialui reviews
Tom is still scared of lightning. Bellamort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2015 - [Bellatrix L., Voldemort] - Complete
50 Shades of Olaf by MachoCatRandy reviews
A Fan-Fiction/Crossover of Fifty Shades of Grey and Frozen. This is a "joke" Fan-Fiction that me and my friend have concocted together. Enjoy, or don't. (Let It Go, Disney, Movie, Mr. Grey)
Crossover - Fifty Shades Trilogy & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Anna, Elsa, Olaf
For You, My Lord by Satan Mekratrig reviews
Bellatrix has a special gift for Voldemort. Two-shot, for Lamia of the Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
A tale of Scabior, Greyback and their Idiots by Legoelf reviews
Scabior, Greyback and their Idiots are stuck on a mountain in a storm and love is in the air,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Fenrir G., Scabior - Complete
How Things Change by spaceymiller reviews
After the incident with the trolls, an accident leaves the company reeling. Kili's life is changed forever, and with it, the lives of those who love him. Kili!whump, and lots of comfort.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,300 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Thorin, Elrond, Fíli, Kíli
Poker Night by alyssialui reviews
Lucius invites his colleagues over for games. Who says Death Eaters can't have fun?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Lucius M., Amycus C., Yaxley, Antonin D. - Complete
Agreeable by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
Really, Gellert is much more pleasant as a hedgehog.:: AlbusGellert for Raybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2015 - [Albus D., Gellert G.] - Complete
Awkward by alyssialui reviews
Lavender's first time isn't all she thought it would be. Ron/Lavender.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2015 - [Ron W., Lavender B.] - Complete
Shooting Blind by Bookdancer reviews
AU: Kili didn't manage to escape being born prematurely without any repercussions. Now, he must find his way in a world that doesn't have a clue about what to do with a blind dwarf who wishes to be an archer.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,366 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Kíli
Thorin's sickness by Stardurin1217 reviews
Thorin has a fever and nobody knows why. It isn't until the third day of sickness that a discovery is made. Will Oin be able to help him? And can Balin handle two wild dwarfling? A special thanks to my beta reader MerlinOfTheShire for her amazing help and encouragement:) Please read and review.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
Dryer Lint by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Twoshot. Remus/Sirius fluff (established relationship). Dedicated to Neon Domino.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Snape, Hermione and Growing Up by Snoozegoof reviews
A series of fics where Hermione experiences personal growing up moments and Snape is there to help her through them. Awkwardness abound!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,054 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Cabbage by The-Tabbycat-Witch reviews
Bilbo is invited on a quest, but for a different reason than he anticipated. Yes, this is probably considered as a crack fiction. No, there is not any romance in it.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Balin - Complete
Thorin's Decision by Opal1030 reviews
They're out in the middle of nowhere, miles from civilization. Not the ideal place to become sick. Yet, when one of his nephews falls ill, Thorin is faced with a tough decision. To treat the lad out in the Wild could kill him, but there's no time to move to a better location. And not treating him definitely will kill him. Thorin can only hope the decision he makes is for the best.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,568 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli
The Dwarves Discuss Their Deaths Scenes in BOFA by Lillianpost reviews
The Dwarves meet back at Bag End to discuss what happened in the movie and where to go from there. It references a few of my other shorts as well as my longest story, but it can stand on its own. This is a pick-me-up for all those who were depressed by the movie. Cheers and enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 12/23/2014
Tale of the Beast by TolkienGirl reviews
"Tell us about the pig," Kili says, propping his chin on his still-small hands and looking up at his uncle with serious dark eyes. "The great war-pig of Cousin Dain." (or, how Dain came by his majestic mount) (Genfic, NO SLASH, wee!Durins and Uncle Thorin).
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Warm Night In by Italian Hobbit reviews
Two little Dwarves need to warm up after playing out in the snow. Fluffy little oneshot.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
Common Cold by Eight Horcrux reviews
Hermione has a cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
So Much More by OCDdegrassi reviews
Pansy gets more than she expected from her initiation into the Death Eaters. Bellatrix/Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Bellatrix L., Pansy P. - Complete
The Sleeping Habits of the Company of Thorin Oakenshield by justalotoffeelings reviews
The hobbit thought, perhaps, that observing their sleeping habits might give him an insight into the kind of people they were. As a matter of fact, he was right. (Or: Bilbo cannot sleep and watches the Company instead)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
Only Spiders For Company by Booksnake3 reviews
As the Elves take them prisoner, one dwarf is left behind. Alone in the forest, lost and suffering from a spider bite, Kili has to find his way out, but dark things lurk in Mirkwood and without his brother, Kili finds himself in no little danger...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 151,963 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Fíli, Legolas, Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
Come for Me by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. They are drawn to each other time and time again... Bellatrix/Voldemort pairing. For Caz.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Bellatrix L., Voldemort] - Complete
Venery Evening by Hawkflight7 reviews
It's All Hallows Eve, a night of sugar and the occasional aphrodisiac.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Barty C. Jr., Hermione G.] - Complete
Wobbly Hedgehog Syndrome by MizukiiMoon reviews
Sonic develops Wobbly Hedgehog Syndrome, a real life genetic Hedgehog disease. The disease worsens with time, and Tails sticks by his side throughout it all. Will he survive the fight?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,544 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sonic, Tails
Facebook in Storybrooke by Plume-now reviews
TRANSLATION - What f the characters of OUAT had Facebook? Regina would be the author of the group Storybrooke on internet. And I can tell you that the conversations will give. Humor guaranteed. ABANDON
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Robin Hood
Stitches by BoomChick reviews
Cloud edged closer and closer to the sound, trying to quiet his breathing and steady his hand. He gripped the blade tightly stepping up to the open bathroom door. He leaned around the corner, his heart in his throat. He looked in time to see shining silver hair, and a kitchen knife digging into the tender flesh of Sephiroth's cheek. Sephiroth/Cloud ONESHOT.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Between a bear and a dark place by Oblivian03 reviews
"Easy there, lad. You're alright," Bofur said as he ran over, dropping the needle he had been holding in favor of holding down the thrashing dwarf on the table. Dwalin nodded in acknowledgement to the toymaker and continued with his task, grimacing as each scream tore through his ears. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 59,592 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Bofur, Dwalin, Kíli - Complete
Harry Potter Wears Pink Pony Panties by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Exactly what the title says. Written for the HPFC Great Maze Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Baby's First Familiar by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. Voldemort argues with his three year old daughter about the name of the child's pet. The long-awaited sequel to "Anticipation of Birth", but can stand on its own. For alwaysmarauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.] OC - Complete
Things Forgotten by DuckofIndeed reviews
Terra loved Kefka more than anything. That's why she just wanted to forget.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,285 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Terra, Kefka P. - Complete
Illusions by Italian Hobbit reviews
Fíli and Kíli get in a fight, and Fíli stomps off on his own... but when he doesn't return, it's up to Kíli to find him. But something has happened to Fíli, and he no longer seems to be the brother Kíli knows. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 126,739 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
Not Snake Food by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. A drabble of exactly 100 words. Helpless little creatures are meant to be eaten, right, Master?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Nagini - Complete
The Flu by DuckofIndeed reviews
Kefka always had to make a spectacle of everything. Having the flu was no exception.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Leo, Kefka P. - Complete
What The Heck Is On Radagast's Face? by Lillianpost reviews
In the midst of peril, the dwarves discuss the odd little wizard and try to figure out what's on his face.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Gandalf, Fíli, Kíli, Radagast - Complete
Let's Destroy Everything by DuckofIndeed reviews
"Kefka felt the stirrings of something deeply wrong the day he was first injected with the essence of an Esper, but by the time such a thing came to his attention, it was too late to turn back."
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Kefka P. - Complete
My Love by Sakurras reviews
Scabior and Hermione One-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Hermione G., Scabior
Little Thief by Princess Shania reviews
It comes to Nori's attention that Bilbo is a terrible thief. He decides to teach him..using the other Company members as targets! Takes place after the Carrock. Reviews welcome! Updated to include Bilbo stealing from Nori! And now Dwalin!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bilbo B., Nori
My Shadowy Hero by Pershi reviews
Sonic gets extremely sick with no explaination. Maybe he had one too many ice cream. But that wouldn't cause that much vomiting and tonsilitis, would it? After dragging a very unhappy but still willing hedgehog into the situation, things get even more complicated. Who's trying to kidnap Sonic? Slight gore in later chapters. COLLAB WITH THE AMAZING InsertUnoriginalPennameHere!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,487 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sonic, Shadow
Hot Cocoa by DuckofIndeed reviews
What was supposed to be an uneventful visit to Narshe turns quite unpleasant, and it all starts when General Leo's forced to share a room at the inn with the worst person imaginable.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Leo, Kefka P. - Complete
Pokemon: Friend or Food? by VashandNaomiForever reviews
We last saw our Pokemon trainers, trapped in a cave. Neither trainer has a Pokemon on them able to help with an escape plan. They've been stuck together, for three days now, and all their food rations are depleted. How will our heros escape? What will they do for food? Find out in this exciting tale, "Pokemon: Friend or Food?"
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
The Day he was Pushed to Far by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
Unable to deal with the pain and loss he felt during the third task; Harry slowly startes to fall apart,the others around him oblivious to it all. The loneliness was eating him up until one day, Harry finally snaps. Mentor/Severus *Suicide-Themes/Death*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 82,573 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Aroma by Hawkflight7 reviews
This one was special. This one was to be his.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Hermione G., Scabior] - Complete
Only In Our Nightmares by LadyWallace reviews
After a terrible hunting accident, the Durins are stranded in the woods, one wounded badly and the others suffering through their own inner demons because of it. Will the family be able to repair their mistakes? Hurt!Fili and lots of Durin Family angst/feels
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,469 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Thorin - Complete
Good-Bye, Tonsils by angelfromheaven26 reviews
Gosalyn needs to have surgery to get her tonsils removed, but she is scared. Can she go through with it with the support from her loving father and her friends, Launchpad and Honker?
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,102 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Gosalyn - Complete
The Inevitable Question by LadyWallace reviews
Thorin finds himself in a quandary when faced with a rather…er…awkward question and two inquisitive nephews. Fluff, adorable dwarflings, and Awkward Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
A Perfect Day by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Response to challenge #89 at the Bellatrix Lestrange forum. DeathEater!Narcissa AU. One of the stranger things I've written. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Frateri by People Person I'm Not reviews
A series of drabbles about Fili and Kili. T just to be safe.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Fíli, Kíli
Thorin's Word A Day by kkolmakov reviews
I have subscribed to "A Word A Day" to challenge myself and my writing. They give you a word and a quote each day. I will produce a one-shot, sometimes just a few sentences around each. Original Thorin and Wren *No Infringement Intended* Ratings and moods will vary. Timeline #1.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 41,977 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Thorin
Bilbos Misadventures: The Case Of The Bruised Hobbit by VashandNaomiForever reviews
Bilbo wakes up with a hangover, he can't remember what happened last night when Fili and Kili took him to a tavern in Dale. The brothers had dropped off Bilbos unconscious body somewhere out in a hall, leaving the hobbit very vulnerable!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Bilbo B., Kíli, Fíli
Sniffles and Tummy Aches by AnastaziaDanielle reviews
When sickness plagues the youngest heirs of Durin, Thorin steps in to help his sister.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Thorin, Kíli - Complete
Hunting in the Rain by Zeitlose Alters reviews
{I know the title stink I couldn't think of anything else}. When the company runs out of food, Kili and Fili volunteer to go hunting. But they get separated and all goes TERRIBLY wrong. MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR hurt!Kili. Rating for blood, gore, a teensy bit of language, a quick fight scene, and just bc im a lil paranoid.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Loss of Smiles and Music by Was-Mokie reviews
Everything was fine. Just fine. Until it was not.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,155 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Bofur, Bifur, Bombur - Complete
Scream by MoogleTerra reviews
FF6: After Kefka puts the slave crown on Terra for the first time, Celes gradually starts seeing things differently.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Celes
Sniffle, Sneeze, Cough and Wheeze by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
After the barrel-riding stunt, Bilbo gets a little (a lot) sick. Not to mention, Kili's already injured. What are two sick and injured boys to do? Take care of each other, of course! (Or, at least... try to.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Wait and Bleed by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Rated M for disturbing imagery. What goes on in an Azkaban cell and how does it feel to have one's thoughts eaten by Dementors?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Bellatrix L., Dementors - Complete
Shivers by FanOfRandomThings reviews
When it snows, Fili and Kili often spend the day out playing in the snow, or ice skating on the secluded lake they discovered some years back. One day, however, the fun goes wrong, and the fact no one knows of the lakes location could become a very large problem for the brothers.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,799 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
When He Needs Me the Most by dreamwriter32 reviews
Ginny has been a caring and supportive girlfriend to Harry since day one. She is always there when he needs her especially when he's sick. One night, she is woken up in the middle of the night to take Harry to the hospital wing because of severe stomach pains and he needs to have surgery, she stays with him when he needs her the most. I do not own Harry Potter. Updated on 6/7/17
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Wildflower by acegallifreya reviews
Bifur in Rivendell. He's a special bunny.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Bifur, Galadriel, Elrond - Complete
Letter in Bag End by WeirdyMcWeirderton reviews
A short one-shot about what Fili and Kili were doing that they arrived late together right before the dwarves sing Misty Mountain Cold.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Rivendell by WeirdyMcWeirderton reviews
A sequel to my story Warg Scouts, so if you haven't read it you will have to read that one first. Kili is more hurt than he has told his brother and uncle. Unfortunately for him, it's going to knock Kili to the ground.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Just One Drink by spaceymiller reviews
Before Fili and Kili arrive at Bag End, they make a stop at the Green Dragon. Kili over-indulges and Fili has to keep Kili out of trouble, and also keep him standing.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Fíli, Kíli
Visiting Day by Lemniscate35173 reviews
Ginny Potter goes to visit her brother Ron. Mentions of Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Thorin Discovers The Truth by Lillianpost reviews
"What do you mean we're a 'thing?" Thorin asked one night around the fire. Bilbo turned as red as the beets in his garden as he tried to explain. "Yes, um, well, it's because of the hug, you see," he said fiddling with the buttons on his weskit. "Because you hugged me on the mountain, people are seeing that as, uh, well, um, proof that you and me are, ah, um, a …thing."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Secret Diary of Lucius Malfoy, Deathly Hallows Edition by obsessmuch reviews
Lucius Malfoy experiences a severe mental breakdown after his release from Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Complete
Kingsfoil by StarryEve17 reviews
What is Kili's "orc wound" really? What actually happened? And what happened in between the scenes? I will write about Kili's own storyline and character development throughout the movie. Major hurt!Kili.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 28,546 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Tauriel
Go To Sleep! by LadyWallace reviews
Rained out of hunting Thorin and his nephews decide to stay at an inn, but an excited Fili and Kili aren't going to settle down easily. Brotherly antics and Pure shameless fluff. You have been warned.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Thorin - Complete
The Totally Dignified and Very Official Journal of Smaug by Wingdings reviews
Smaug finds a blank book, ventures onto the Internet, and rolls in piles of gold. Totally bizarre, completely peculiar, AU craziness. Read at your own risk.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014
Bezoar by misundersnape reviews
The trio want an insight into what goes on at the Order meetings, but they end up gaining some new perspective about a man they never considered much beyond 'ugly, greasy git'... a few itty swear words, nothing too bad. Could be seen as AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
You've Got An Enemy In Me by Kyro Lee Ray reviews
When Andy's mom gets him Chucky for his birthday, Woody and the gang get along with him, until things get weird... and deadly. Toy Story and Child's Play Crossover.
Crossover - Toy Story & Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,477 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012
At your service by cecania13 reviews
A collection of smutty one-shots involving mostly the line of Durin but possibly anyone who tickles my fancy.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,442 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Thorin - Complete
Worries of Kin by renegadewriter8 reviews
Bofur worries over his cousin Bifur. At Bag End he reflects on how Bifur got his injury and if it is wise for him to be on this quest. Based on a scene from the movie.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Bofur, Bombur, Bifur - Complete
Bilbos Misadventures: Bedridden Dwarf by VashandNaomiForever reviews
Thorin is stuck in bed recovering from a nasty flu. Bilbo is at his side, trying to keep Thorin company when all the dwarf wants is some quiet rest! It gets worse when Bilbo decides Thorin reeks and needs a sponge bath, with Fili and Kili's help they haul Thorin in the wash tub.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Breathing blood by SlytherinElektra reviews
Kili has cough that won't clear up, but he says it's nothing. Things get worse. Young Fili and Kili (before book/movie) and ANGST. Sick!fic
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Kíli, Fíli, Thorin, Dís
Kili's fire within by JosieStyle reviews
Just a little attempt to fill up the blancs about what happened after Thorin had abbandoned the poor sick and handsome dwarf.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Fíli, Bofur, Óin, Kíli - Complete
Ori's Song by deepfathom reviews
Young Ori tries his hand at a campfire song. Written for sheer stupidity's sake. Drabble.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Complete
Bilbos Misadventures: Dale Marketplace by VashandNaomiForever reviews
Thorin takes Bilbo with him to the market, Bilbo gets into trouble and Thorin has to deal with it. Both are put in an awkward position towards the end when Fili and Kili show up to see strangeness going on!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Choking on Poison by rusticautumn reviews
AU of DoS (after/during the barrel scene). After Kili is shot, the affects of the Morghul shaft take hold of him much quicker than excepted and the Company must make haste, and sacrifices, in order to save his life.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,680 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Óin, Kíli - Complete
Severus Snape VS The Call Centre by hazel-jade reviews
We all got at least one of those anoying phone calls. Now what happens when Professor Snape gets one? Maybe more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
One More Day by abyssed reviews
Genesis is hurt but is too stubborn to admit it. Sephiroth knows his friend is hurting. Rather than point out Genesis' obvious weakness, Sephiroth takes a kinder approach with his little shifting game. Cutesy but sad piece about what happened after THAT VR battle.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Sephiroth, Genesis R. - Complete
Another Adventure by Rosa Cotton reviews
There was the green door with the mark on it just as Gandalf had described. However, the wizard had failed to mention THIS! Movieverse, AU.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Dwalin, Frodo B., Bilbo B. - Complete
Leaves of Three by akblake reviews
Kili gets into a little trouble in Rivendell...
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Kíli, Fíli - Complete
The Snake Approves by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Onshot. Bellatrix accidentally sets an armful of rabbits loose in the Dark Lord's room. Nagini approves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Bellatrix L., Voldemort] Nagini - Complete
Poisoned Arrows and Poisoned Dreams by So-Sings-Nightingales reviews
The moment seems so peaceful- the green grass beneath his knees is soft, the breeze is cool, carrying the sent of honeysuckle, his beloved bow and an arrow sit comfortably within his gloved hands- but not all's as it seems. When Orcs, Wargs, and mysterious beings cross the Company's path, will every member make it out alive? Or is one of them doomed to remain in a living nightmare?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,815 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Kíli - Complete
Concerning Hobbits by JaneMartin906 reviews
Fili and Kili have never met a hobbit before. Naturally they have many questions for Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Kíli, Fíli
Beautiful Hurts by MyGildedCage reviews
It hurts to be thin, it hurts to pretend, and it hurts to smile with loose teeth. Triggering: Eating disorder, abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,623 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Birthday presents (and a birthday promise) by Carcy reviews
Kili's birthday is fast approaching, and Fili is determined to get him the best present this side of the Blue Mountains, whether he has to make it himself or buy it. Some minor disasters occur along the way, but Dis and Thorin are at hand to help. Dwarfling fluff!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
Of Dwarves and Fanfiction by ParumLuter reviews
The Company of Thorin Oakenshield discover fanfiction... One-shot, crack!fic. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE HOBBIT
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
Thorin's mistake by UnicornLoki reviews
What if Kili got worse before Thorin could leave Lakewood? Would he still continue on his quest? Protective/guilty/Thorin Hurtkili! And brotherly/loving/Fili
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Thorin Oakenshield, King under the Lake by Harta reviews
Thorin and the Company stumble across a glittering lake. One Dwarf goes in the water. The others follow. Chaos ensues: wrestling in the water, sewing the lake plants, and overall jumping on top of each other. Bilbo tries to avoid getting dunked and Thorin attempts to be majestic and dry, yet they both don't exactly succeed... and Gandalf just stands back and laughs.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
Barrel out of Bounds by Neocolai reviews
Kili has a little too much fun in the water. A light hearted "skipped scene" from Desolation of Smaug.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Daniel in the Den by wordsf1yup reviews
Smut for the sake of smut, really. Hopefully it doesn't seem to mindless, but I fellt Kili/Tauriel needed more love because I wasn't able to find anything, and I had an urge.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Kíli, Tauriel
Pointless Agent Insanity! by benignmilitancy reviews
Smith, Jones, and Brown get bored... dun dun dunnnnnnnn!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,113 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Smith, A.
A pile of by Oblivian03 reviews
They're on the way to Bag End. Nothing can possibly go wrong, can it? One shot. For prompt. (don't know how funny it is...)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
A Little Privacy by peaceandlove23 reviews
"Leave it to a hobbit to be over modest!"
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Gandalf, Bilbo B. - Complete
Flushed by karmine reviews
Fili gets sick along the way and tries to hide it.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Those M-Rated Moments by APhoenixRising reviews
A collection of unrelated M-rated drabbles, freeverses etc. i. Scabior ii. DominiqueParvati iii. Sirius/Poppy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sirius B., Poppy P.
Blue by punkoffice reviews
This is a story of a dog who wanders into an empty
Blue's Clues - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Complete
Smoke and Firewhiskey by iLOVEFenrir reviews
Coral is captured by Scabior and his men. He keeps her around for entertainment but will something develop between the two? Non-con, voilence, swearing...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,671 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Take the Pain Away (ON HOLD) by DeathEaterInVegas reviews
After the death of his godfather, Harry isn't sure what to do anymore. His life seems to be spiralling out of control. He's becoming colder, more distant, and there's nothing he can do to stop it. Can anybody help Harry before he does something that can't be undone? Dark themes, Self harm, Attempted suicide. Eventual supportive Snape. Depression. Not Slash! Themes of friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,581 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Strange by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
One shot. What Druella saw when she looked at baby Bellatrix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Bellatrix L., Druella B. - Complete
Solicitude by Pants Are An Illusion reviews
Kíli falls ill. Fíli frets. Oin is otherwise engaged. Ori insists Dori will know what to do.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,836 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Fíli, Kíli, Dori, Nori - Complete
A Scarlet Mind by raindropsonroaches reviews
Steve can't take it. There are too many voices, too many clues, and definitely one too many Blues.
Blue's Clues - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
The Burdens of Beards and Balance by roads-go-ever-on reviews
It is said in old legend that a dwarf maintains its balance by the weight of its beard. Pity the ones without the ballast. (Or, watch Kili constantly trip over himself whilst the company despairs for the line of Durin.) No pairings. A collection of loosely linked one-shots requested by readers. Will contain all genres, ranging from humorous fluff to hurt/comfort.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
Keeping Faith by minumi reviews
When pestilence strikes the Blue Mountains, Thorin is hard pressed to keep faith, and show his nephews how to do the same . . . How does one keep faith when every day despair takes root deeper in the heart?
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,180 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli
Cursed Frustration by OldBesinaStuff reviews
A cursed relic finds its way into the school and all hell breaks loose. Snape-centric PWP. Many pairings and ensemble OCs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,931 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - [Draco M., Severus S., OC] - Complete
Company of Animals by justalotoffeelings reviews
Bilbo ponders what each of the Company would be as animals, and is inevitably given his own animal counterpart by Fili and Kili.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Out of the Darkness by Nargles394 reviews
AU to Harry's third year. Snape goes to check on Harry and Privet Drive, and is surprised at what diSarmingly finds. Can he bring Harry out of the darkness? Warning: Includes abuse, self-harm, and suicidal thinking and attempts. No slash. ((On hold :( ))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fatal Fires by RedInHerLedger reviews
Scabior wants to keep Hermione for his own, but at what price? Dark Fic. Mature readers only please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Hermione G., Scabior
We All Fall Down by Rosa Cotton reviews
Fili faints. Thorin panics. Kili does not panic. And the rest of the company is less than helpful. Movieverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Harry Potter: Do You Know? by SevSnape13 reviews
Do you know what it feels like to be broken to the point where redemption cannot reach you? Harry Potter does. Do you know what it feels like to be betrayed and forgotten by those you love? Harry Potter does. Suicide themes. character death. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sick Day by RumbelleRiverSong reviews
Oh behold the fluff! Belle is sick and Rumple cares for her! we can do this guys. We will have Belle back soon i can feel it in my bones!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Mountain Dew by safelystowed reviews
The dwarves have an interesting experience with a unique Elvish beverage during their short stay at Rivendell.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Bofur, Kíli, Nori, Ori - Complete
Never Stop Breathing by Freida Right reviews
Edward has to travel to Mysidia, to have his tonsils removed. When the twins try to calm him, they kind of only make things worse. However, surgery may not be the big deal the spoony one was expecting...
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Edward, Palom, Porom - Complete
Blood sugar sex magik by Oakenstruck reviews
You've had the 3 dwarves on your mind for quite some time now... you couldn't foresee that they had you on theirs as well... and your mind is blown when you realize what the have planned for you... Foursome goodness! Female!reader/Thorin/Fili/Kili WARNINGS* NO DURINCEST - The title doesn't imply anyone getting hurt so there is NO VIOLENCE
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,752 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Thorin, Kíli, Fíli - Complete
Vile by scabiorsgal reviews
What could have happened in the forest between Hermione and that Snatcher. WARNING contains rape. Hermione is at least 18. All characters belong to JK.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Reminds You of a Kitten by 191615311 reviews
"Kili purrs in his sleep when he's warm and content and reminds the company of a kitten."
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Kíli, Fíli, Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Race Against Time by Italian Hobbit reviews
Kili has decided that Fili needs to learn archery, but a mishap puts Kili's life in grave danger. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,418 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
Ask Snape by TheGreatAndPowerfulMoz reviews
Dumbledore, that old fool, is making our dear Snape act as if he cares about his students! The poor man. Submit a question and our delightful potions master will answer it! READER PARTICIPATION STRONLY ENCOURAGED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,845 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Severus S.
Bedtime by safelystowed reviews
A young Fili and Kili take over Thorin's room. The night is anything but peaceful! Non-slash :)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Little Green Sex Deprivers by Ryunn Kazan reviews
Rumpelstiltskin tries to conquer a jar of pickles; it is NOT easy! But the threats are too high for him to turn away.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Snatcher by JAYfairytale reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione are chased through the woods by snatchers. Will they be brought to the ministry now? Or even the Dark Lord himself? One of the snatchers seems to have taken some interest in Hermione... [caution: rape!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Destroy Me by Evelyn Ravenclaw reviews
Summer before sixth year, Harry must stay at his most hated professor's house. Why? Training to defeat Voldemort. But will Severus notice how Harry's life is slowly being destroyed, before it's too late? Warnings: Self harm, child abuse, alchohal and drug use, attempted suicide, and possibly torture via Voldmort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,310 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
In The Last Moment by Amonshy reviews
Snape finds Harry in the middle of the night on top of the Astronomy Tower. Can he save him? Warning: Suicide (attempt?), Mentions of cutting and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
The End Yet The Beginning by Katherine-Rose-Rulz reviews
Months after the final battle Harry can't take it any more and wishes to rejoin his lover that died in the finale battle at Hogwarts. *WARNING - suicidal* Don't like don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
With My Life by snapelovesme reviews
A story of love, loss, and recovery. KS/OC SS/OC RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 161 - Words: 333,225 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Severus S., OC
Arthur's Tonsils by ralfsmouse reviews
Arthur's been having a lot of sore throats recently, and the doctors believe that it would be best to remove his tonsils to prevent future sore throats. However, Arthur didn't realize that the recovery would take time, unlike D.W.'s previous ear surgery. NOTE: Actual 11-minute episode in screenplay format.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Arthur R., DW R. - Complete
Dwarf Boogers by Freebooter 4Ever reviews
Oneshot of the sons of Durin being bored in Rivendell. Kili objects to green vegetables almost as much as Lindir objects to Dwarven music.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Kíli, Fíli - Complete
To Fly by Waiting To Be Inspired reviews
Draco Malfoy realizes he has a problem, but cannot stop on his own. Warnings: eating disorders - anorexia and bulimia - and possible self-injury in later chapters. Possibly triggering.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,155 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Kili's Hidden Secret by SongsofPsyche1945 reviews
Bilbo Catches a glimpse of Kili's well kept secret. No slash, just friendship. Rated T for triggering material. Please Follow me on my Tumblr at: SongsofPsyche13.tumblr
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,112 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Kíli, Bilbo B. - Complete
Don't just stand there, snatch'er! by rosieali reviews
Alison is a normal witch who finds herself in the hands of Scabior and his band of tedious snatchers. WARNING: contains strong language and rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 58,411 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Scabior, OC
Familiarity of Toys by kasumixkira reviews
Hobbit-kink Prompt Fill. When Bifur's axe wound renders him comatose during the war against Orcs, Bofur (and Bombur) sits by his bedside and makes toys for him, giving him something familiar in hopes that it will wake their cousin. Bofur Bombur Bifur family dynamic.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Bofur, Bombur, Bifur - Complete
Somniloquy by s1ncer1ty reviews
Ever since he was a young lad, Kili had been known to talk in his sleep.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Icky Sicky Bilbo Baggins by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Bilbo Baggins is used to his warm, comforting hobbit home in The Shire. So, trekking across the landscape, getting in fights with both the Orcs and the weather, it is completely possible for the out-of-his-element hobbit to fall ill... Sick!fic. Technically movie!verse, although could probably just be book!verse as well.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,904 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Misunderstanding by Butterflies in Glass reviews
Hobbit Kink Meme Fill: Every time Kili doesn't make a shot he deems "good enough", he punishes himself. Cuts, burns, any way he considers fit. One time he misses by what he thinks of as a completely unacceptable margin, and when he's severely injuring himself, one or many of the members of the company catch him. Comfort ensues, complete with confused Kili. (warnings: self-harm)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Thorin, Kíli - Complete
Thorin's Bubble Bath by Alex Took reviews
A sudden roar of yelling. Something being thrown and shattering. The slam of a door so loud a picture fell from the wall. Through the darkness, in a barreling sprint, came Kili. Eyes as wide as saucers, shouts echoing like a dragon's roar behind him.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Fíli, Kíli, Thorin - Complete
Matters of Vital Importance by OnyxBird reviews
Kili is delirious and determined to carry out some very important tasks. Bilbo proves his talent in handling a delusional dwarf.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Kíli, Bilbo B. - Complete
Look Down by Xxsweet-venom-kissxX reviews
Scabior, having spent a decade in Azkaban, is finally given his parole. Given back his freedom, with the yellow slip of paper and the tattoo to remind him he was not really free at all. A parallel to the prologue of Les Miserable. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Scabior - Complete
The Battle of Apple-Berry by Alex Took reviews
Hiding a pie from Bombur? Nearly impossible. Getting away with doing the same to your brother? Unforgivable.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Fíli, Kíli, Thorin, Bombur - Complete
The Magic of Mushrooms by Carcy reviews
It has been said that hobbits have a passion for mushrooms, surpassing even the greediest likings of Big People. While in Rivendell, Bilbo manages to persuade Fili and Kili to try some. But what he doesn't know is that these, being Elven mushrooms, have somewhat *ahem* magical properties! Movieverse
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Deep in the woods by MissBlackthorne reviews
A girl in the forest, a stalker of one particular Snatcher. What may unfold in the secluded area.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Prey by iLOVEFenrir reviews
You all have your own versions of what should have happened in the movie, this is mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Scabior, Hermione G. - Complete
A Helping Hand by Rumbella reviews
Rumpelstiltskin is extremely sick. Belle cares for him. Touches base on Belle caring for Rumple when he's ill, helping him manage with his leg, and dealing with his stubbornness, just as requested. Rumbelle oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
No Strings Attached by scabiorxxx reviews
Dalia Hayfield is a pureblood witch in desperate need for money to pay her rent and bills. What happens when she runs into a strange and alluring man that offers her a job that she couldn't refuse? Warning: contains swearing. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,015 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Scabior, OC
In the Eyes of Your God by Antismurf Lord of Darkness reviews
WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR FFVI. My attempt to mimic the personality of the one and only Kefka Palazzo. Please be warned that the content within may be offensive to some readers.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Kefka P.
Final Fantasy 6 Novel: The Ruined Balance by MagitekElite reviews
A novelization of Final Fantasy VI/III with characterization, descriptive environments, war, drama, romance, and plot etc etc. All characters. *pretty bad at summaries lol*
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,829 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Terra, Kefka P.
The Woods by connora reviews
He cocked his head to the side, giving you a once over that made you feel violated. Scabior/You
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,541 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Scabior, OC
Rain's End by MishkaJokeress reviews
She stood watching, waiting, all of her senses tense. Would he come? Would they ever be free from this curse? Would she ever be free from her's?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2012 - OC, Scabior
Phobia by StillSilentWatcher reviews
When Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year of school, things begin to feel different. With a little too much on his mind, Harry finds a way to take some of the pressure off. Warning: Self injury, language, rating may go up. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,204 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Where Do I Go From Here? by The Ivory Raven reviews
After a difficult summer, Harry returns to Hogwarts and keeps his homelife a secret. But the new DADA professor leaves him with an even bigger secret to hide. How will he cope, and what does Snape have to do with it all? Warning:abuse, cutting, depression
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,553 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Saving Draco by Sharpened Knife reviews
Draco Malfoy is abused by his father and he uses self harm as his escape. Can someone save him from not only his father, but himself aswell? Contains self injury and abuse. DISCONTINUED FOR NOW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Draco M., Severus S.
My Immortal Original story reupload by TheAnonymousTree reviews
A re-upload of the original worst fanfic ever created, My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie. FULL STORY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,491 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Necessity Is The Brother Of Intention by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Giftfic for Mrs Bella Riddle. Even the Dark Lord would have a first time failing at something...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mistakes Made in the Dark by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,400 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
PET by ClairdeLune23 reviews
After Harry, Ron, and Hermione are captured by the Snatchers, another obstacle arises. The song "Pet" by A Perfect Circle inspired this one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Ode to Alcohol by peace and joyce reviews
By a grateful Haymitch Abernathy. During one of his inebriated states, Haymitch tries his hand at poetry. Oh dear... Rated T for Alcohol Abuse. Hence the title.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Haymitch A. - Complete
A Quiet Weekend by tabbiecat reviews
Sirius is minding his own buisness at Order Headquarters when Dumbledore sees fit to interrupt with a little package.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,514 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Infant Of Pain & Suffering by MadmoiselleIvory reviews
A girl discusses the past, and how she fell in love with Scabior. Which actually has a much deeper meaning given behind it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Unbalanced by Vrazdova reviews
FFVI: One year after the Collapse, Locke awakens on the Solitary Island to find that the world has drastically changed. This is a dark reimagining of the "World of Ruin" half of the game in which everything has been switched around.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,705 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Locke, Celes - Complete
Only when I Sleep by Professor Chrystal-Snape reviews
When Severus is poisoned in a revenge attack and left in a deep coma-like sleep where he visits memories of times past, it is up to his apprentice and secret love, Hermione Granger to find a cure before it's too late. Fluffy at times and OOC SS/HG RL/PP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,341 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
My, What Exquisitely Boiled Potatoes by mythweaver1 reviews
FFIV. Dinner party Shenanigans. Because there is really no other summary that does it justice. Cast.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Complete
His Final Rest by Desertgal reviews
2011-Harry decides he must do one last thing before he rests after the final battle. Severus Snape deserves better than to be left on the floor of the shack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Untold Story of Alex Snape by Thora Jane reviews
Alex Snape was born with a gift beyond usual wizarding abilities. After the tragic deaths of her parents and sister, Alex finds herself in danger and alone. She is taken to Hogwarts for saftey. There she meets her only living relative...Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,673 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Le Bored by TheDarkLindsey reviews
Lucius Malfoy is bored, so he has his best friend Severus Snape come over. Slight slash, stupid argument.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Burnt Lungs, Sour Taste by kittykate005 reviews
Snape has enough to handle looking out for Harry Potter but what happens when one of his own Slytherins get's ill and he is partly to blame...Warning contains eating disorders and depression
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
How to REALLY Annoy Fenrir Greyback by peace and joyce reviews
Fenrir Greyback:savage and more disgusting than dragon tartar and earwax-bertie-botts-beans on toast. Only one option:REALLY annoy him! Addition to the How to Really Annoy Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Fenrir G. - Complete
What Azkaban Taught by Mr Bellatrix Lestrange reviews
"Azkaban had taught him flamboyancy too. Be unreasonable, and loud, and dress like a member of the Weird Sisters. Be the outcast that no one can afford to be, just because you can."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Scabior - Complete
Blue's Story by UnicornMachine reviews
Blue's side of the story has never before been told. Her pain and hardships should be shown to the world. This story will tell you exactly what happened in Steve's house when the lights went out, and why Steve REALLY isn't on Blue's Clue's any longer.
Blue's Clues - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
CatBreeds and Voldemort by disgruntledwannabe reviews
Severus is having a pretty strange few months. Voldemort's choice in reading material doesn't help matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
How to REALLY Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange by peace and joyce reviews
What is it about Bellatrix Lestrange? A Compendium of over 13 Suggestions for those with a fondness of pain,amusing death and really, really bad hair! Another Addition to the How to REALLY Annoy series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Voldemort's Diary by Writer of Written Works reviews
Voldemort's always been known as evil and, though we hate to admit it, smart. But in truth, he's really an ADHD guy who likes to turn people into alfalfa...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Severus S., Voldemort
How to REALLY Annoy Scabior by peace and joyce reviews
Dontcha just hate it when those Death Eaters spoil the party? Time for a comeback. Time to REALLY annoy Scabior! Sequel to How to REALLY Annoy Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Scabior - Complete
Ashborn by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM, AU. Harry becomes hostage to the Ashborn, led by Snape and risen from the ashes of Voldemort's defeat. In return for a Vow not to start another war, Harry is drawn uneasily into the new world Snape, Malfoy, and the Ashborn are creating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 267,744 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Sick Day by A Gypsy's Heart reviews
Are servant's allowed a sick day at Rumplestiltskin's castle? Well, Belle is about to find out...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Snape's EveryWoman by DaughterOfTheBrownCoats reviews
His wife, his love, his slave, his pet. Sex toys and BDSM, love and laughter abound! Not for RW/HG shippers, not for those persons who do not enjoy light bondage/abuse. Come to enjoy and have fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Darkness Before Spring by RedbirdWalker reviews
Severus takes a walk in the Forbidden Forest and has a rather odd encounter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
My Favorite by AndreaInspired reviews
"Mmm. You smell like vanilla, Penelope." His breath was hot on her neck. "I think you're going to be my favorite." Extended snatcher scene-Hermione/Ron/Scabior. Warning: explicit violence & rape. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Hermione G., Scabior
Halcyon Days by ladyodium reviews
Hermione learns that Ron has badly injured a snatcher near their camp. Not being able to just ignore it, she goes out and heals the snatcher. After that night, everything begins to change for the two of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,293 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior
The Scars Of Your Love by Hades'Queen reviews
Snape is appalled by the scruffy state of the Slytherin girls' uniforms and orders them to smarten up. The girls are outraged, and Tracey decides to show Snape the benefits an 'alternative' uniform can bring. PWP. Snape/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,655 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Severus S., OC
Do you remember? by PoppyPotter reviews
When you're young and carefree, when you're innocent and a child friendships last forever, the idea that best friends can part is unthinkable but it happens and it hurts. A one shot written in second person from Lily to Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Gang's Weird Day by Lolgasim reviews
Yup that's right, an update. This story is an attempt at humor where the success is undecided. Has Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Rouge, Amy, Cream, and Shadow.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sonic, Amy
Christmas Miracles by roselashesamore reviews
Lily Evans only wanted one thing for Christmas. One thing she did not receive. Only a miracle could bring her what she truly wanted. Sev/Lily very fluffy. enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape Gets Fleeced by kitt46 reviews
Snape's birthay get celebrated
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Severus S.
Bella's Buns by LoLoGreeneVines reviews
Crackfic, pure and simple. Another poorly-written one-shot, in which Bellatrix Lestrange resigns as a Death Eater and opens a bakery in Hogsmeade. Don't expect a groundbreaking piece of prose, this is incoherent nonsense. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Lord Voldemort Forbids you to Take a Pee by Writer of Written Works reviews
Draco is terrified of the punishment Voldemort is sure to inflict upon him when he finds out he failed to kill Dumbledore. But, as it turns out, Voldemort still has some humanity in him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
You don't know how it feels by SelenesLegacy reviews
Songfic to "Unloved" by Espen Lind. Scabior stands outside the Weasley's house one night, and relives memories. M for suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Scabior, Hermione G. - Complete
Everything is a toy, an object by flecksofpoppy reviews
Written for the 2011 Chocobo Races at ff exchange. Prompt was: "Insanity is not so easily defined and is not as linear a process as most people seem to think. How did Kefka become the man monster? we saw in game?"
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Kefka P. - Complete
How Lucius Malfoy Accidentally Destroyed the World by glue and tar reviews
"Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a complete, four hundred and twenty seven volume set of encyclopedias?" Lucius's dream job brings about the apocalypse. Contains Time-Turner abuse, spearmint gum, a cosmic acid trip, and Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Lucius M., Luna L. - Complete
Severus Nose Best by Tiki O'Toole reviews
Snape has the ultimate task-to find Lord Voldemort a nose! Voldemort is dead set on obtaining a nose, to fulfill his civic duty. Somewhat OOC Voldemort, but would an IC Voldemort really want a nose?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Severus S., Voldemort
Snatchin' by Intestines reviews
Of course they're thrilled to be working for the Ministry, and working outdoors is always a plus. But they're getting sick of being with each other 24/7... A collection of short drabbles about Snatching, its merits, and its downsides.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Scabior, Fenrir G. - Complete
Halloween or Not by wingnutdawn reviews
Umbridge had declared Halloween celebrations cancelled. Albus is trying to think of a way to ciracumvent her decree.Meanwhile Severus Snape has a very unusual flu bug with an unusual symptom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Severus S.
Maelstrom by ladyodium reviews
Sequel to No More Sunshine. Hermione has been taken from her friends and is now in the hands of the snatcher, Scabior. Will she except her fate or will she fight until the end? Rated M for rape, and other dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,515 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Snape vs The Wine by DontMindMe9 reviews
Snape has one to many at Christmas
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Severus S.
Ministry Hooker by scabiorsbitch reviews
Scabior finds himself on temporary leave from snatching duty for the first time in months, and enjoys himself at the local Black Cat Cabaret. M for language and suggestive themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Scabior, OC
Lucius Malfoy and the Missing Pimp Cane by delicatedreams reviews
A goofy little story involving the wonderful Lucius and his equally wonderful pimp cane. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Mischief Managed by KSQ reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione have decided to place an advertisemnt in the Daily Prophet. Their mission: To find a girlfriend for their Potions Teacher, the one and only Severus Snape. Bt painful shocking things reveal themselves that will leave you speechless
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 58,872 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Flu by Severa Snape reviews
Arithmancy mistress Hermione Granger has the flu. Colleague Severus Snape takes care of her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Twelve ways to Scream by 3 Phantoms reviews
Kefka has a very bad day and decides that he needs to unwind...
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Kefka P. - Complete
Afternoons With Serverus by Angelicalynn reviews
Harry learns something about Sev and a whole lot about himself. Warning slash & BDSM. Prequel to A SnapePotter Wedding and Honeymoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,201 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Itchy Underwear by carlis inactive account reviews
What if the Death Eaters was a stripper club, rather than the followers of Lord Voldemort? What if Bellatrix worked there? What happens when Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort, and her job collide? CRACKFIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deleted Scenes by Gilles Estram reviews
A whimsical take on the ending scenes of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Diary of the Trials and Tribulations of Saruman by Hilary Thomson reviews
A chronicle of Saruman's progression into evil, from the original diary. Parody and Humor.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Gandalf, Radagast, Gollum - Complete
A Birthday Surprise by wingnutdawn reviews
Harry and Voldie share a mental connection. The trio came up with a brilliant idea- why not a Birthday feast as well? Hmmmmm...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Truth by ladyodium reviews
What really happened to Scabior at the Covered Bridge. WARNING: DH2 SPOILERS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Scabior - Complete
Droom of Requirement by vampireincognito reviews
Draco and the Room of Requirement Get Down
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Staff Photos by NeverBeenDarkMarked reviews
The time of year has come when the Hogwarts staff get their annual photo taken. The sense of team unity is slightly lacking and the whole thing becomes a bit of a ordeal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Albus D.
Her Eyes by ChildishNothings reviews
They were the first thing I saw when I truly began living, and the last thing I saw before I died. Lily/Snape SPOILERS FOR DH PT 2 MOVIE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Experimentation Lily and Sev by CrazyBananas95 reviews
Lily wants to try out a few things that she's heard about and she wants to try them out with her best friend Sev. Set in 5th year before Sev and Lily have their falling out. Story could fit into canon if JK was a sexual deviant like me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Trust Me by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
Severus returns to Hogwarts before his death to tell everyone what happened that night on the Astronomy tower, complete his final mission and deliver information to Harry Potter, and also to make sure everyone does one thing - trusts him. HP, DM, MM, SS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Huh? by estelgreenleaf reviews
What's wrong with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Severus S.
11 Ways to really piss off Scabior by SelenesLegacy reviews
It's been done before, but here is a few ways to annoy everyone's favourite snatcher :3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Scabior - Complete
For They Shall Obtain Mercy by 55anon reviews
Look at me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Snape Loses It by Padfoot's Blondie reviews
When Harry accidentally casts a personality-altering spell on Snape, everything goes completely insane. And not in a good way. T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Revenge by whitecrossgirl reviews
After a prank in Potions, Lily and Severus decide to get their own back on the Marauders. Set just before the Lake Incident after the DADA OWL
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Chamber of Secrets by the-anonymous-c reviews
It is Severus's eleventh year teaching, and things are fishier than ever. The new defense against the dark arts teacher doesn't seem to know a single spell, Lucius Malfoy pops up everywhere and Potter-the-possibly-neurologically-damaged has gone haywire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Severus S.
Advanced Potion Making by AbSim7 reviews
The book was placed on the shelf that day at Flourish and Blotts, new, shiny and pristine. Follows the story of the Half-Blood Prince's potion book and how it came to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Eileen P., Severus S. - Complete
Sirius Babysits by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Sirius offers to babysit Teddy for the night. But things undoubtedly go wrong and Sirius gets help from an unlikely source. Will the two survive? Remus/Tonks/Teddy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Advent Cookies by xXxAnimeBellxXx reviews
Random insanity my friend and I came up with while on our way back to my place, eating Safeway cookies. I would consider it a small miracle if anyone actually reads this.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Pensive by macabrebabydoll reviews
Severus has a hard time being alone at Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
40 Points From Gryffindor by Revolutionizing reviews
Snape, tired of marking essays, falls asleep and dreams of things he's never been able to do in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bellatrix Lestrange's Handy Guide To Muggle Stuff by GoesKaboom reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange discovers the many uses of random Muggle things. Will someone PLEASE take that dynamite away from her? Originally a oneshot called Muggle Explody Things, now a collection of loosely-related oneshots. Complete crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Don't Insult Narcissa's Scones by Pleasing.the.Yaoi.Gods reviews
Snape insulted Narcissa's scones so now she's sent Lucius to go get revenge. Rated for Lucius's outfit
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Villain Name Registration by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. Young Tom Riddle must decide on his "villain name".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Scars by charming-notion reviews
Snape and Bellatrix share a night together and discover some things. PWP. Rated M - this is sex, people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Bellatrix L., Severus S. - Complete
One Step Forward Equals Two Steps Back by Emilee Crumby reviews
Highly indulgent fluff piece intended to treat Snape with the kindness he desperately needs. Sick Snape later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,495 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Pattern by charming-notion reviews
They follow the same pattern, the same rules. BellaxVoldemort. M for sexual content and unforgivable curses. Oneshot. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Save Me by ladyodium reviews
When Hermione is alone in the woods, she's caught by the snatchers and their leader, Scabior, has taken interest in Hermione. Will her determination get her out alive, or will something unsuspecting happen? Rated M for Rape/Sexual Content/Language. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,097 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Playing Cupid by LitterBoxers reviews
When Harry gets suckered into helping the twins spread Valentine cheer, he gets more than he bargend for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Crack of Dawn by MissTea1304 reviews
A short drabble that popped fully-formed into my head. Prompted by the phrase 'crack of dawn'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Plans of the Malfoys by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
As Draco helps Lucius hide his father's latest hobby from Narcissa, father and son come up with a few new plans to bring down Harry Potter. Follows 'Lucius and the Killer Cactus.' Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Summer Heat by lovelielove reviews
Circumstances leave everyone at Headquarters stuck indoors during a heat wave. Hermione accidentally discovers Snape's sweet secret. AU, One-shot, M to be safe. Edit: 1st of a soon to be Seasons Series. Look for Autumn Air next!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Release of Severus Snape by Ninjallerina reviews
How does death change relationships? An examination of Severus as he dies and beyond. Somewhat in line with HPDH concept of in-between places. T for a few Muggle and Wizard swears. Harry and James also make an appearence. Story is better than summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lucius Malfoy and the Killer Cactus by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
When Lucius is awakened in the middle of the night by an intruder...he uses the only weapon he has at his disposal: A spiky cactus! Follows "Lucius Malfoy and the Secret Sandwich." Humor-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Subway Food Fight! by brionyjae reviews
Title pretty much says it all. Complete and utter crack!fic. Includes Ron being crazy, Harry being... a true hero... Ginny being tough, and Draco being a sissy. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Severus by VenetianMasked reviews
more a poem than anything else
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Sweets by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
Albus and Minerva work together to find a way to cheer their overworked and thus incredibly grumpy Potions' Master up. One naughty word!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Taken To Hell by Baroness of Slytherin reviews
Bit of a drabble...Scabior and OC. She was his hell...and he was her demon...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Scabior, OC - Complete
The Dolohov Problem by darklydraco reviews
During DeathHal. Dark!Draco, a rising officer of the Revolution and Lord of Malfoy Manor, contemplates strategic rape, experiments with reanimation, and flirts with a snake. Warnings for graphic violence, rape, bestiality. DM/SS, others NCS. Part 1 of 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Draco M., Severus S.
Hobbies of a Potion's Master by Little Miss Insufferable reviews
Severus and Hermione run into problems when engaging in some extra-curricular activites... A little present for Madame Cyanure aka crofty : SS/HG humour, not to be taken seriously. Disclaimer: unfortunately I own nothing as usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Little smidgens of silliness by Flowing Tears reviews
Kefka enjoys playing games. Unfortunately there are only a few people worth playing with.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Kefka P., Leo - Complete
Lucius and the Secret Sandwich by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Lucius gets caught indulging in a midnight snack. He has no choice afterwards, but to introduce the intruder to a delightful type of sandwich. Humor. Follows "The Drinks that Muggles Make."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Snatcher's Price by Rayne-slave reviews
Alternate sequel to 'Scream for Me'. In exchange for saving her life Scabior has Hermione held in a magical bond. He was hoping for a willing bedmate what he got was so much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Secret Place by Rayne-slave reviews
Hermione loved the way Scabior made her feel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
If You Visit the Woods by Baroness of Slytherin reviews
A one shot poem about our favourite Snatcher from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...Scabior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Scabior - Complete
With Tied Wrists by wondergirl9879 reviews
She knew it was too late. Perhaps succumbing was the only option after all. Warning: Rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Hermione G., Scabior
Snape & the Terrible,Horrible,No Good,Very Bad Day by HalfBloodPrincesa reviews
CRACK!FIC! This story was a joint project. The writers are Lady Lanera, Dream Painter, HalfBloodPrincesa, Wands, autumnamberleaves,and DaughterOfAres. This is our take on what would have happened in GOF if Snape fell off the ladder in his store room.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Firm Decision by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
200 word drabble. SSHG. Hermione and Severus are out shopping but Hermione needs Severus' input. Will he be of any use?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Surrender by Sharkeygirl reviews
At the park, Hermione finds a new treat. Severus is less than enthused about trying it. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Staff Meeting by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Dumbledore calls a staff meeting to discuss a concerning rumor. Humor, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Trips Of The Drug Kind by tartanbanana reviews
What happens when a certain Potions Master and pupil drink a contaminated potions... *RE-POSTED* I wasn't too happy with the first version hope you like it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Get Your Own Plot Twist, Hojo! by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Sephiroth rejects the Darth Vaderish "I am your father" declaration and Hojo is forced to tell him how he was REALLY born. CRACK.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sephiroth, Prof. Hojo - Complete
The Magic in a Snowglobe by Nakimochiku reviews
You can make any wish you want. Snape x Harry, oneshot, enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sustenance with Love by zelasswilder reviews
Vegeta looks after a sick Bulma with his little helping nurse, Bra. Short shameless one-shot fluff. Little bit of Trunks. No other characters.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Severus Snape: Batman of the Dungeons by LunasaMactire85 reviews
Severus Snape's drunken nighttime adventure . Pure hilarity. Rated T for mild very mild language and drunkenness just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
Just Stop by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Snape begs the Dark Lord to spare Lily's life, Voldemort loses his temper with him and accidently lets one of his secrets out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Sephiroth's Commercial by Emeria Heyl reviews
Sephiroth does a commercial for Cloud-O's.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Sephiroth - Complete
Severus Snape gets an Enema by enema-chick reviews
Constipation is sweeping the school. When it hits Snape, he's last in line for a first-class enema- but Filch is willing to do it for free! THAT'S RIGHT! HE SHOVES A HOSE UP HIS BUTT AND THEN-- erm... just read the story. Not as graphic as it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Severus S., Argus F. - Complete
Nightclothes by BellatriaMusica reviews
Begins as an attempt to reconcile the film OotP with the book; turns into my usual Minerva/Severus friendship fluff. There's something strangely intriguing about Snape's non-existent pyjamas...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Sexy and Definitely Delicious by Boton Rice Candy reviews
A set of lemons played out with various characters from the FF series, generally in Character/Reader format unless otherwise requested. Requests? Make one! Scenarios debateable. Con, M/F, ?/Reader, blah blah blah...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Vincent V.
Tastes Like Christmas by Nakimochiku reviews
five minutes to midnight. Harry didn't question the idea in his head. Snarry, oneshot, enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Draco and Severus Learn about Their Bodies by fyren galan reviews
I know what you're thinking, but that's not it. Drag your mind partially out of the gutter. Only partially. Draco/Harry/Severus SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
With the help of Molly by grugster reviews
*Challenge Fic* Severus Snape has to check all the muggleborn students for an illness, but when he checks on Hermione, he faints. It’s a good thing Molly is there as well, but, unfortunately, she is not able to use magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
One Winged Angel by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Iggy's human girlfriend from Virginia, Tess, finds out she is pregnant after the flock disappears. Will she give birth to an avian hybrid, a normal human, or a complete genetic disaster?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Iggy - Complete
The Best Gift by BellatriaMusica reviews
The world seems to be against Severus on his birthday. Minerva lends a hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Dragon Fever by MaritimeStars reviews
Severus has contracted a very rare magical illness. Can Poppy save him in time? Set during OotP, but no Umbridge. Features a sick!Snape. One-shot. Completely AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Strawberries and Snitches by MaritimeStars reviews
Snape is angry because the Gryffindor's won a Quidditch game. He challenges McGonagall to a Seeker's duel. What happens when they fall in the lake. AU. One-shot. sick!Snape and sick!McGonagall. Written for HealerPomfrey's writing challenge. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Trick or Treat or Severus Snape’s Halloween by toroj reviews
Slytherinade" first story, english version. Translation: Mantida
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
A Feeling of Home by LuckyLadybug reviews
Oneshot. Zack is not feeling well. He's dizzy, nauseous, and the shower curtain is being malicious. So it's Sephiroth to the rescue!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Monster by Rolling Tomorrow reviews
Genesis Rhapsodos waits for an attack on the Shin-Ra building to commence and sinks deeply into thought was observing the city he once sought so desperately to defend. -oneshot, no pairings-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Genesis R. - Complete
Severus' Weekend of a Gryffindor Nightmare by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. Severus doesn't need anyone to care for him when he is ill with the flu, does he? Will he return the favour? Set in Hermione's seventh year. Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Severus, sick!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,452 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
21 Things the Final Fantasy 4 Cast Would Never Say by Freida Right reviews
I've been meaning to get this thing done for a long time. Those who know my repetoire with FFIV should be very happy about this one...
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Death Drinkers by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. Voldemort invites the Malfoys, the Lestranges, and Greyback over for a game of I Never which descends into drunken chaos. WARNINGS: for heavy drinking, cussing, and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Multifaceted by Shaded Mazoku reviews
FFVI - Written for a theme community on LJ. Various facets of Kefka Palazzo, because nothing ever only has one side.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kefka P.
Neville Is Forgetful by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. The confrontation between Neville Longbottom and Bellatrix Lestrange wouldn't be so dramatic if he couldn't remember her first name...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Bellatrix L., Neville L. - Complete
In The Potions Cupboard by RebeccaRoy reviews
A simply funny insane fiction with Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. Severus Snape hears something he really should not have…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
throwing stones by Lamia of the Dark reviews
A poem based on my fics "Roses" and "Glass Houses".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Kefka's Guide To Attracting Fangirls and Women by ToothandFang reviews
Kefka explains how he gets so many fangirls...and tells you how YOU can get them, too! Rated T, for some swearing.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
A Single Sentence by Rulern Av Ost reviews
The only piece of me that’s ever been inside the mouth of any dementor, is my dick.” Sirius said. And chaos ensued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
The Fall of Boromir by 8I reviews
The Fall of Boromir. . . literally. Very silly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Boromir - Complete
Robotnik's My Damn Lunch: Season 1 by Jon Gilmour reviews
Robotnik's own cooking show.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Sephiroth's Little Black Ball by Dark'nLightAngel reviews
Seven year old Sephiroth's only possession is a little squeezable black ball, but what happens when a check-up results in him losing it? Two-shot. COMPLETE!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Tseng, Sephiroth, Prof. Hojo - Complete
After the Yule Ball by Leaky Underwear reviews
Seamus feels alone after the Yule Ball has ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Seamus F., Olympe M. - Complete
The Real Rugrats by Freebird87 reviews
The Rugrats they didn't want you to see. Rated M for obvious reasons.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Unguarded When Ill by Drunken Boxer reviews
Could be considered a continuation of The Many Sides of Severus Snape. Snape is ill and who better to comfort him than Minerva McGonagall? Fluffy, maybe sort of PWP oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Snape: The Tease of Hogwarts 3 by Elfzilla reviews
Last of the trilogy. Snape gets crabs. Hilarity ensues. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Sorcerer's Stone by the-anonymous-c reviews
It is Severus Snape's 10th year of teaching, and perhaps due to the arrival of a certain foureyes boy, strange things have been happening from the getgo. Will Slytherin win the house cup? And just what is up with Quirrell? SSPS, Snape's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,677 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Avocado Kedavra! by jennifer snape reviews
The Dark Lord pays Harry a visit but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Final Fantasy VI: The Novel by Celes Chere reviews
This is a full novelization of Final Fantasy 6. Join Terra and The Returners, whose mission to overthrow a threatening Empire turns into a life-altering, world-shattering adventure. Complete & Uncut.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 300,295 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 6/18/2001 - Complete
If You Need Me by saiyanwizard reviews
Minerva McGonagall comes across an injured Severus Snape in the entrance hall after he comes back from a meeting with Voldemort late one night. A colleague friendship fic. Set after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Dad vs The Doctor by Y2Jen reviews
Gohan wants to go skateboarding. Chi-Chi wants Goku to take him to the doctor. This NOT the way a father and son should bond!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Gohan, Goku
Frieza, Lord of Porn: The Torment Continues by SSJSkaterTrunks reviews
The sequel! King Cold joins with Zarbon and Frieza to torment poor Vegeta with his nakedness. Unfortunately others must suffer as well. Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,679 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2002 - Published: 5/14/2002 - Frieza, Vegeta
Frieza, Lord of Porn by SSJSkaterTrunks reviews
Frieza decides to make porn magazines and other porn stuff instead of blowing up planets. My first fic! Please review! Thanks! ///UPDATED: CH.17\\\ Completed! Look for the sequel!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2002 - Published: 3/10/2002 - Frieza, Vegeta - Complete
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Operation! by Chuquita reviews
Veggie'sGettingaTonsillectomy,unfortunately for him,he doesn't know what ItIs!And after hearing a gruesome,over-exaggerated story fromGoku,VeggieDecidesToEscape theHospitalWill he make it out in time?Will he get caught?Will he cry like a BabyWhenTheDoctor
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2001 - Published: 10/8/2001
Bid For Power by tomorrow4eva reviews
Pilaf tries to take over the world again... How will he manage to get the Dragonballs off Son Goku and friends?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2000 - Goku - Complete
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Dark Humor reviews
A collection of humorous stories featuring a variety of dark witches and wizards. First up, a drunken party at Malfoy Manor leads to a war over pop tarts, a bathroom flooded with champagne, and confessions about a wedding in a food court.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 55,172 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Severus S., Lucius M., Bellatrix L., Scabior
Broken Bonds reviews
All she ever wanted was a friend, someone who cared about her and knew what it was like to be different. Kefka Palazzo was all that and more, until their bonds were broken.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 224,957 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Terra, Kefka P.
Sleepless reviews
A collection of two-shots, each focusing on characters in less than perfect sleeping conditions. Contains everything from stuffed animals and lame Halloween costumes to an excessive amount of kitty litter. Enjoy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 2/7 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
I Could Never Say These Words To You reviews
Giftfic for Maisie Malfoy. Voldemort returns to rescue his most loyal servant from Azkaban, only to find that she's not the woman he remembers. He soon realizes that she will never again hear him speak, leaving him to wonder what might have been if he had told her what she longed to hear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2017 - [Bellatrix L., Voldemort] - Complete
Snatcher's Library - Halloween Edition reviews
A collection of fifty short stories, drabbles and oneshots written about our favorite Snatcher Scabior. Written for the Holiday Spirit Halloween Boot Camp challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,846 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Fenrir G., OC, Scabior
Family Life reviews
There's more to life than being a Snatcher. Join me for a look into the married life of Scabior as he raises his daughter, takes her to work with him, sings her to sleep, and still finds time to spend with his wife at the end of the day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 41,735 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 3/19/2015 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Dancing With Dragons reviews
In a game of dragons, meeting. Jeweled bodies in the light. A golden wingspan, shining bright. Powerful tails in joy entwining. Playing, while the sun is shining. Oh, how wondrous is this sight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & DragonVale - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 11/25/2016 - OC, Scabior
A Mother's Love reviews
Mother's Day oneshot in which Credence discovers a gift left to him by his biological mother.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Credence B. - Complete
Heaven's Gaze reviews
Moments cherished even now, though your broken wings are not enough to carry you away from this pain. There is still hope, a reason to go on, taking strength from those who love you even when they're gone. Warning: child abuse
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Credence B., Modesty B., Chastity B., Percival G. - Complete
Snatcher's Library reviews
A collection of fifty short stories, drabbles and oneshots about our favorite Snatcher Scabior. Written for the Favorite Character Boot Camp challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 22,058 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Fenrir G., Scabior - Complete
Divinity of Darkness reviews
A collection of stories exploring moments in the life of Kefka Palazzo. Warning: contains violence and disturbing imagery.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,647 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 12/3/2015 - Celes, Leo, Terra, Kefka P. - Complete
Snatcher's Library - Christmas Edition reviews
A collection of fifty short stories, drabbles and oneshots written about our favorite Snatcher Scabior. Written for the Holiday Spirit Christmas Boot Camp challenge. This is basically a Christmas version of Family Life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 12/1/2015 - OC, Scabior
We Are All Made Of Stars reviews
It was simply a matter of time, waiting for the stars to align. Then all at once a single star would fall, banished from the heavens. But this was not the end. New stars were always being born, from magic dust and the fragments that built the universe. For these are the things dreams are made of, and we are all made of stars.
Crossover - Harry Potter & DragonVale - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/9/2016 - Draco M., Bellatrix L., Scorpius M., Delphi Riddle - Complete
Heart Within the Shadows reviews
Severus is suffering from a potentially lethal curse. As he struggles to uncover the reason behind his torment, he discovers a dark witch whose master was killed by Voldemort. Will he be able to find a cure before dark magic destroys him once and for all? And what role will his female companion play in this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 71,482 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Draco M., Severus S., OC - Complete
Keepsake of the Stars reviews
An eight piece collection focusing on the life of Delphini Riddle, beginning with her conception and continuing as she grows and interacts with members of her family. Now contains a bonus chapter between five and seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 8/28/2016 - [Bellatrix L., Voldemort] Draco M., Delphi Riddle - Complete
Ace of Hearts reviews
Giftfic for Valkyrie Celes. How long had she fought, waiting for a sign that he was still alive and breathing? Each step she took, defining who she was, who they were, as she chased the memory of a man who had long since vanished from her life. And she is fighting still, searching for the one who would make her whole again.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31/2016 - [Celes, Setzer] - Complete
Drowning In You reviews
She is Delphini, her silvery blond hair kissed with a hint of pale blue. These watery colors mirror the magical essence that created her, and so she is named after the dolphin that swims across the night skies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2016 - [Bellatrix L., Voldemort] Delphi Riddle - Complete
Breaking Final Fantasy reviews
A collection of stories based on various bugs and glitches in FFVI. Each chapter focuses on a different bug/glitch, and will contain copious amounts of ridiculous humor. [This story is currently on hold while I work on other projects.]
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Celes, Cyan, Locke, Terra
Marital Bliss reviews
A collection of erotic stories featuring Scabior and his wife. First up, Draconius is in the mood to experiment with something new, and Scabior will never look at doughnuts the same way again. [This story is discontinued on FFN and will only be updated on AO3]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 5/8/2015 - [Scabior, OC] - Complete
In The Arms Of The Goddess reviews
Beneath the edge of the abyss lies a world forgotten by time. When Genesis falls in battle to Zack Fair, he discovers a gateway to a world of ruin hidden beneath the abandoned warehouse. What will he find there? And will it be the key to his salvation?
Crossover - Final Fantasy I-VI & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2016 - Kefka P., Genesis R. - Complete
Love Serenade reviews
A collection of short stories and drabbles featuring one of my favorite pairings - Bellatrix/Kefka. Will contain various genres, such as humor, romance, hurt/comfort and horror.
Crossover - Final Fantasy I-VI & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,349 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 7/14/2015 - [Kefka P., Bellatrix L.] - Complete
Fragments of Silver reviews
During the height of the second war, Violet Stregheria leaves home in search of her lost sister. But not long after her departure she is captured by a band of Snatchers. She now has more to worry about than just finding her sibling. But does she really want to escape the clutches of the seductive man who's holding her prisoner? Full summary and warning inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 113,254 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 1/5/2015 - [OC, Scabior] Lucius M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Heartless Angel reviews
Bellatrix survives the war, escaping in the arms of her heartless angel. She lives to fight again, as Voldemort falls and a new evil rises to consume the earth. This is the story of two crazed magic users brought together by fate, who fell in love and went on to rule their newly created world of destruction. [This story is currently on hold while I work on other projects.]
Crossover - Final Fantasy I-VI & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,787 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Kefka P., Bellatrix L.] Narcissa M.
Scabior's Halloween Adventure reviews
Scabior and Dylan hate each other and can't get along, so Heather decides to force them out on Halloween night to go trick-or-treating, in hopes they'll have fun and forget how much they despise each other. Tricks, foul treats and one sugar crazed Chosen One await them on a Halloween night to remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., OC, Scabior - Complete
Child of the Autumn Leaves reviews
Scabior was born in autumn. And once he was touched by the magic of the season, the forest became his home. Sequel to My Beautiful Flower.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2015 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Night of Silence reviews
Scabior has to have his tonsils taken out on Christmas morning. He thinks the surgery will ruin his holiday. But with his family's love and support, he soon learns that Christmas isn't about the gifts you give from a store, but the ones you give from the heart. Part four in a series of four.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,404 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 6/25/2015 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Snatch Me A Mossflower reviews
Scabior's cruel features softened as he listened to the infant babbling unintelligible baby talk, one tiny paw reaching towards him, his little toes spread as he pawed at his father's arm. "Of course every day is a celebration," he said. "I 'ave you, Sela, the most beau'iful flower in these 'ere woods. I snatched your 'eart, an now we are a family, you, me an Chickenhound."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Redwall - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2015 - [Sela, Scabior] Chickenhound/Slagar the Cruel - Complete
A Kiss To Remember reviews
He was a demon, and yet when he backed away, leaving Scabior breathless as their eyes met in the darkness of the shadowy woods, the Snatcher looked at him like he was his salvation. He couldn't refuse him even if he tried, even if it meant he may one day die in the arms of the man who loved him.
Crossover - Final Fantasy I-VI & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2015 - [Kefka P., Scabior] - Complete
Fevers & Fears reviews
When Scabior gets appendicitis, he doesn't recognize the symptoms and tries his best to hide it from his wife. But refusing treatment is not an option. And Draconius soon learns the truth behind his refusal to seek medical care when he's ill. Part three in a series of four.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,122 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 5/21/2015 - [OC, Scabior] - Complete
The Christmas Party reviews
Scabior lowered his head so that his mouth was level with her ear. "Come with me," he murmured, his sultry tone hinting at what he had in mind after they left the ballroom. "I know a place where we can be alone, sweet'eart."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2015 - [Scabior, OC] - Complete
Animalistic Desires reviews
They were perfectly suited for each other, both of them animals in their own way. He was the deadly serpent, she was a beast who devoured the bodies of those he killed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2015 - [Bellatrix L., Voldemort] - Complete
Complicated Healing reviews
Scabior has always avoided asking for help when he is sick. But ignoring his illness in hopes it will go away on its own has repercussions. And what begins as a simple throat infection soon turns into something far worse for the ailing Snatcher. Part two in a series of four.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 4/10/2015 - [OC, Scabior] - Complete
My Beautiful Flower reviews
From the moment she first saw him she knew what she would name him, for he was her beautiful flower.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4/29/2015 - OC, Scabior - Complete
Fili & Kili Read Thorin's Decision reviews
Fili and Kili discover a rather interesting piece of literary work. Kili laughs, Fili is less than amused, and their commentary on the story follows. [This story is currently on hold while I work on other projects.]
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,454 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
Love's Healing Touch reviews
One cold and rainy morning, Scabior catches a case of the wizarding world flu. As his wife attempts to nurse him back to health, she soon discovers that a high fever can lead to some rather unusual behavior. Part one in a series of four.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2015 - [OC, Scabior] - Complete
Misundersnape Tribute reviews
Severus Snape stumbled across the frozen ground. Each breath he drew was labored and shallow. He was so dizzy he couldn't see straight, and the pain that lanced his chest with every breath was making him light headed and nauseous. This was not the way he imagined his day would go, and it all began with an innocent pink dressing gown...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Severus S., Lucius M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Thranduil's Eyebrows reviews
Kili has sweet talked Tauriel into sneaking him out of his prison cell in Mirkwood for a late night snack. He's only allowed out for a short while, but it's long enough for him to get into some mischief.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
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