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Joined 01-16-11, id: 2706258, Profile Updated: 06-30-14
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Misc. Tv Shows.

So.

Like: Rupert Grint Emma Watson (They should get married and have beautiful children together), Snow, Harry Potter, Pineapples, One Direction, Spongebob, The Big Bang Theory, Warmth, Prince William and Harry, Ed Sheeran, Root Beer, Twilight-(Guilty Pleasure), Florida, Seaworld, Scrubs, FRIENDS, FanFictions(Reading and Writing), Panic!at the disco, TrollDads, Duckies, How I met your Mother, Remus Lupin, Youtube, Ron Weasley, Bill Weasley, George Weasley, Fleur Delacour, My laptop, My memorystick, Beauty and the Geek, Russell Brand, Russell Kane, Russell Howard, Lee Evans, Frankie Boyle, Ed Byrne, Funny Harry Potter captioned pictures, Where's Wally, JK.Rowling and LOLcats

Dislike: Rain, Sun, Lavender Brown, Grammar Douches (You only have one life. Don't ruin it over an apostrophe), Politics, Newspapers, Maths, Tests, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, JLS, Justin Bieber, Disney Channel Stars turned Singer/Songwriters, Changes, Normal People, Over-Confident/ Enthusiastic people, Snobs who flash the cash, Kate Middleton, Famine and Maltesers.

Favourite quotes:

"I would really recommend this book. It's great... It is also a hat. A hat." Peter Griffin
"If I'm ever mean to you again..." Ronald Weasley, "I'll know you've gone back to normal" Hermione Granger
"Behave yourself, James. I'm a grown woman. I can handle it. I said 'Rimjob' the other day. I'd do anything to win Scrabble. 'Rimjob' Triple word. Wrack 'em up. They call me Scrablord" Russell Howard impersonating his mum on stage.
"Nessa's pregnant. And Smithy's the father!" Gavin and Stacey.
NOTE: Subject to add or subract quotes ;)


I have another fanfiction account :)

500NightsOfHolmes

(Check it out and review!)


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your - Oh...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you're in love with Ron Weasley, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you cried in many parts of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasnt cool to breath anymore. Put this in your profile if you are part of the 8 that would be laughing their butt off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile


I'll read your advice that you have to offer-BUT, I won't tolerate abuse or use harsh, inappropriate criticism because basically, it's just really sick and unfair.
"Don't be a douche 'bout it."- My motto...


Time for a big-ass shout out to my top reviewer- heronlove! She keeps me writing romance between Ron and Hermione! :) Thanks a lot, Bud :)

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My Secret, Not Yours by xxxDr.Fang's Assistantxxx reviews
Edward left Bella, without giving her a chance to tell him her secret:she's a witch. Now that he's gone Bella is deciding to go back to Hogwarts, where she sees some familiar faces. Another summary inside. Fist as C.D/B, maybe E/B-who knows
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,464 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Cedric D., Bella
Alcove by LizieVamp reviews
Hermione and Ron finally give in to mounting tension between the two of them... Rated M for second chapter, Two Part Story. HermionexRon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.
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I'd say 'No' anyway reviews
ONE DIRECTION.Louis/OC. Rebellion! Love! Secrecy! What more could you want from a story? M for language. Appreciate if you review it. First 1D story! Story better than summary. Read and review xxx
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
YES' Harry protested reviews
2nd One Direction fic! Since my Louis/OC was getting so many views, I thought I'd give the Boy With Four Nipples a chance. Read and Review! Story better than Summary as always. M for language mainly x 1DAAF x some infrequent drug use.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012
That Farm Girl
Third One Direction Fanfiction! Since Harry and Louis' is getting off to a fleeting start, here's some 'Daddy Direction' for you xx Read and Review. Story always better than summary xxxx for Language and later adult content
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,015 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012
Not here, Sirius
With Sirius away in Azkaban and Remus back going to weekly Order meetings, both grow lonely. Then Sirius breaks out of Azkaban. Remus-Tonks-Sirius lovetriangle. Inspired by Brokeback Mountain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Opposites Attract
Slytherin and Hufflepuff OC cross. When she stands up for everybody that Malfoy walked over, it's the start of something new. Y U NO REVIEW ?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,665 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Draco M., OC
Moony's secret reviews
Best Friend of Lily. Best Friend of Snape. Sirius' sister. Remus' angel. Secretly dating your best mates sister will not go down too well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Remus L., OC
teenage dream reviews
Rated M for safety. Love, Laughs, Sadness, Betrayal... Please Read and Review. Story better than Summary I promise. I know you guys read my stories. This is my most read story out of seven. You guys sure do love Romione x R&R x
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 73,931 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Love me do
Neville's lovestory. Neville really loves her. Her friends hold her back. I thought Hufflepuffs were good guys? From OOTP onwards. Please Read&Review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,651 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Neville L., OC
Broken bones reviews
It's Hermiones 5th year and George is beginning to get attracted to her. What will he do? Suffer in silence or will his loving twin guide him? I DOUBT IT! NOTE: Don't like wizards with muggle devices DVD's, Phones,etc don't read this story.Read&Review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Hermione G., George W.
Boundary Line reviews
Carlisle OC... Very cute... Romeo&Juliet... A pair of starcrossed lovers... Read and Review x Don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Carlisle
Blood, Sweat & Tears Pt2
Sequal to Pt.1. S M U T T Y! Not for young children. Same rules as before. Patience. R&R." You're leaving us !" He asked. He sounded so so sad. I stretched and turned to him. " We're all having to leave, Emmett." I said quietly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,990 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Carlisle, Renée
Blood, Sweat & Tears Pt1 reviews
Only a quarter of full story. S M U T T Y! Not for young children. Need Patience. R&R." I love you, Renny. I do." I said, kissing her jaw. She giggled and smoothed the bottom of my hair into my neck. " I love you too. " She purred, her voice slowing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Carlisle, Renée
Just Fun reviews
Carlisle Cullen is a popular Doctor in Forks, But a vision that his daughter Alice Has makes him move away from Forks and find his destiny. Esme his wife Is happy that Carlisle is moving on from Forks, but is still wary of the sudden move.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 102,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Carlisle, Renée