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Joined 01-16-11, id: 2706395, Profile Updated: 05-23-17

Edit 2017: Okay listen you fuckers that found this from the screenshot on the group chat. This was last active in 2011 so be nice you pricks. Also I'm in the process of clearing it out so some of the stuff here is outdated and also from when I was a hormonal teenager.

I'm really unsure what to write, probably not helped by my conviction that no-one will read this. I'll just post a few titbits about me for your perusal...

Name: Megan

Zodiac:Boar (Because you know what they say about the internet and hey if you work it out from that you probably deserve to know how old I am...)

Starsign: Leo

Favourite Books: Wicked Lovely Series, House of Night Series, Harry Potter Series, (Can you see the trend here?) Georgia Nicholson Series, His Dark Materials Series, The Icemark Chronicles, Narnia Series, Vampirates, Alex Rider.

Books you really should not come near me with: Anything by Enid Blighton, Anything by Jacqueline Wilson, Vampire Diaries, Actually most Vampire series nowadays, I do enjoy Darren Sharn but to be honest I'm not a good sleeper anyway and no hope of sleep for about a month isn't really an appetising prospect... Skullduggery Pleasant (not really hated more gets me bored) any crappy non-fiction sob stories. Oh and Celebrity Biographies/books (Though they don't really count as books now do they?).

Manga: Fruits basket, Kare Kano, Mademoiselle Butterfly, Mainly anything fluffy but lots of

Televison: Don't watch it in my house. Ever. We don't even have it. Sure we have fuck loads of consoles & Electronic equipment but no TV license.

Films: Love Actually, 10 things I hate about you, Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy, Toy Story, (Serious love for) The Sword In The Stone, A Knight's Tale, Charlies Angels, It's Complicated.

Dont EVER let me see: (see back to Darren Sharn) Anything Horror, Thriller, Gore or anything scary to a 10 year old. No really. I can't watch Haunted Mansion y'know the one with Eddie Murphy in. My mind and imagination is fucked up enough as it is, don't give it fuel.

Music: I can quite happily listen to near enough anything to be honest. Though I am partial to a sexy shimmy/rave to a pop song.

Misc (BURNING) hatred: Selfish people, Racism, Losing, Wimps, Homophobes, People who try and push their views onto other people (which is why I am mistrustful of Religion), Losing my Sanity, Attention Whores, People who abuse power, general unfairness.

Misc I have a weak spot for: Cinammon (), Lush (y'know the shop), Cherry Drops (Sweet), Orange Chocolate, Someone playing with my hair (No literally I will be putty in your hands), Blue Eyeliner, Guys with eyebrow/lip piercings, Tattoo's, A Challenge, My room, My Home Town, The Sea, Sunshine, Chocolate Brownies, Ben and Jerry's Half Baked Icecream, A really long nice cuddle, Gothic and Punk Clothes. Fluffy manga. Cuddly Toys. A bit of rough and tumble wrestling with my Brother. Did I mention Orange Chocolate Brownies covered in Ben and Jerry's Half Baked Ice Cream? I would marry you on the spot. :P

That's all that seems relevant/irrelevant at the moment. :P

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On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 255,277 - Reviews: 4198 - Favs: 12,379 - Follows: 13,575 - Updated: 11/11/2021 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Slippery Seduction by Fireroc9 reviews
Hermione makes her way to the Prefect's Bathroom for an evening of relaxation. When she arrives, she discovers the room already in use by none other than the Slytherin Prince. Will she stay or will she go? AU Hermione/Draco includes Discussion of rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,229 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Optivus by PPVV reviews
AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. But for James Potter that world comes to an end as he is called to war. Can he leave Lily Evans, the person whom he cares for the most? L/J Will he choose love or duty? R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,779 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 4/4/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Provisionally Yours by snapslikethis reviews
Lily Evans discovers she's been married off to James Potter without her knowledge. She and the spoiled count (in whom she appears to have finally met her match) have three days, for better or worse, to decide whether to accept the contract. With her sister adamant to make her life miserable, and a husband who seems equally determined to repel her, what else can possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,587 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Mary M. - Complete
A Charming Fairy Godprince by nitefang reviews
When Ron's more troll-like tendencies arise, Fred and George take it upon themselves to bring out Hermione's inner princess to make sure she'll have the best Yule Ball experience. However, just because Fred's already a fairy godfather doesn't mean he can't also be a bit of a Prince Charming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Games are afoot by grumpy grizzly reviews
It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 175,337 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
Checking It Twice by Kitsune Heart reviews
San D'Klass certainly didn't have Artemis Fowl in mind when he decided to give gifts to all the Mud Children in an attempt to appease them. Especially since Artemis Fowl can never be satisfied unless he TAKES what he wants. Which includes a certain elf.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fallen by Kitsune Heart reviews
Humans have long debated their origins, and even the fairies do not have all the answers. When Artemis lectures Holly on a few of the major theories, he stumbles upon one that is perhaps a bit more...apt than most people realize.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Call me Char by bookworm1137 reviews
The full story of Ella Enchanted from Char's perspective.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,385 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/19/2010
A Proper Shot by B.C Daily reviews
It was called the Reginald Borage Grant for Innovative Brewing and Potionmaking, and Lily knew from the very start that she had absolutely no chance of winning it. LJOneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Son of the Beast by inquiete reviews
Stevie Rae and Rephaim hv sex and later she learns that she's pregnant. Now she must survive it's birth and protect it from harm. Even from it's dad. More sumary inside. Rated T-for sex and passion. R&R.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,842 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Stevie Rae J., Rephaim
Darkest Demise by StylingEquinox reviews
This is a period long before Ink Exchange when Niall was still with Irial 1,200 years ago. It talks about why he left the Dark Court and what happened to him while he was there.
Wicked Lovely - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,220 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Niall, Irial - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6239 - Favs: 16,154 - Follows: 5,665 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sanctuary by tinparrot reviews
One Draco. One Hermione. Need I say more? A bantering take on what would happen if Draco and Hermione had to stay together in one dormitory as Head Boy and Girl. Dramione eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,369 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Turning Tables by sydneysages reviews
When going for a job interview, Rose never expected her interviewer to be Scorpius Malfoy. She also didn't expect half of what goes on in her interview. /slight RoseScorpius. For the characterization competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Breakup Game by Drakulya reviews
Within the space of half an hour Draco manages to tear Hermione's love life apart. Naturally, Hermione isn't pleased - but worst of all, they're forced to band together in order to make things right again. Life, as they say, sucks. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,650 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Immortal's Daughter by StarOfGalaxies reviews
So, I was reading Awakened and I realized that Kalona only had sons, no daughters. So this story is about Raven, a half-mortal, half-immortal reincarnated girl who has to deal with her father after he's freed and the memory of her dead mother.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,954 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
Simply Enchanting by AidenSky reviews
Fluffy piece about Aela and F Dragonborn's romance. Includes a lemon
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Aela, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
The Most InFamous Love Story Skyrim Never Heard by OccasionallyDamned reviews
ObsessiveDevil Cast-off. Ever wondered why so many Guards took arrows in the knee? It's just a thing about arrows and knees, they're insanely attracted to one another... Parody fic. Placed in brothers account because I don't usually write for this fandom.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Complete
Amulet by AidenSky reviews
Skyrim FDragonborn/Aela-Aela's been wearing the amulet for weeks now with no results. Will the Dragonborn ever give her a straight answer? oneshot
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Aela, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Simple and Pure by Bleve reviews
Sometimes, you admire a person for what they are as much as for what they are not. An expansion of the Skyrim "Purity" quest and the consequences after. GAME SPOILERS. Farkas/Female Imperial Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Farkas, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Of Ducks and Roses by The Virgin Butterfly reviews
Written for the DMHGficexchange. From enemies... to partners... to friends... to so much more! Huge thanks to UL for beta-ing... TWICE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,837 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unpredictable by theothertwin reviews
Girls were always cold. Fortunately, there was plenty of Fred to go around. Or there used to be, before Hermione. Nowadays, there was just enough of him for her, so long as she'd make up her mind about if she wanted that or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,616 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G.
We All Long to be Good by wekfnwekonf reviews
Loony Lovegood was a freak. She was the weird Ravenclaw who was an outcast in her own house. "Luna your thoughts count too." A few nice words can go a long way you know...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Aphrodite Curse by Jessica-X reviews
"Any minute now, he's going to ask what's wrong with me... and what am I going to be able to answer him?" While Artemis is treated at the J. Argon Clinic, he and Holly become closer than ever. Not that the People are too happy about it. :COMPLETE!:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,279 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Angeline F., Butler - Complete
Could've Been A Gryffindor by Kariah Bengalii reviews
Previously Draco Has a Heart. Draco rescues Hermione from his family when she's taken captive. Rated M for safety. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Summer Lovin' Revisited by wekfnwekonf reviews
'"So Granger, bet I'm never going to hear some of your chat up lines." Draco said slyly.' Sequel to Summer Lovin', can be read on its own, personally, I don't believe that this is suitable for young readers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Vengeance by elizaye reviews
When a girl's best friend kills her one true love, how far will she go for revenge? "All right then, prove it. Pretend that this man is the culprit, and PROVE that you would have the guts to kill Draco's murderer." Rated M for sex/language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,643 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Cause and Effect by Mockingbirdflyaway reviews
Cause: A fairy stealing the Mona Lisa. Effect: Having to put up with the most irritating, unpredictable woman on the planet while you try to recover it and avert another crossworld disaster.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,536 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Artemis F.
A Secret Thought by ElishaX reviews
Hermione has a deadly secret. She hides if from the world. Everyone believes there is nothing wrong, except for Malfoy. He's the one boy she despises, the only one who seems to notice, and the one boy she is forced to share Common Rooms with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,062 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Wicked Witches and Grumpy Ghosts by luvscharlie reviews
Lily Evans loves her boyfriend. Really, she does. But she's young and inexperienced and not quite ready to settle down to James's offer of marriage until she's "lived a little". Sirius/Lily, James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,264 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Taming Dragons with Bedsheets by 123Quarters reviews
When Charlie moves back to the Burrow for the summer, the twins are determined to help their older brother catch up on all of the physical encounters he missed while surrounded by men and dragons in Romania.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,601 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Charlie W., Hermione G.
Draco Malfoy's Buttons All tied up by Amortentia Veritaserum reviews
Draco wakes up in a compromising position...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Little Entertainment, Please by Cocacoriola reviews
JP/LE - Lily is looking for some entertainment in her life, and manages to find it with James. One-shot about how they could have gotten together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 706 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fowl and Fairy by AriTeir reviews
A collection of drabbles and oneshots detailing everything my little brain can come up with. Unexpected marriage, small town gossip, hair styling, Butler's Academy days it's all in here and more!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010
Swimsuit Quidditch by Northumbrian reviews
It is Ginny's twentieth birthday, and she wants to play a game with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/7/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Plasticity by The Fictionalist reviews
Normalcy wasn't the most exciting of landscapes to dwell in, but she could handle it. Fate, it would seem, had other ideas. Post IE; ignores FE & RS. Leslie/Irial, slight Seth/Niall and Irial/Niall.
Wicked Lovely - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Leslie
Storybook by NickyFox13
Aislinn learns something new about Seth and his tattoos every day. -Aislinn/Seth-
Wicked Lovely - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
Ani's Gift by StylingEquinox reviews
It's the early 90's and Ani and Tish are living with Irial. But one day, Ani gives him something that warms his heart. NOTE: Contains spoliers/ references of content explained in Radiant Shadows.
Wicked Lovely - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Irial, Ani - Complete
Stray by Molly Raesly reviews
Sirius Black's motorbike fails in the middle of a torrential downpour, and he seeks shelter in a rundown diner. While at first he just returns to fix his bike, the young muggle waitress might be another reason to stay for some pie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,239 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Vampyre vs Vampire by madden1010 reviews
What will happen when Zoey's new roommate and, school nurse and vampyre soc. teacher are a different kind of vampire?
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,614 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Zoey R.
Dark Devotion by Amadaun reviews
A whore becomes an assassin. A healer becomes a killer. Loneliness becomes family becomes devotion. A twisted little story about a twisted little girl.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,276 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Lucien L., Vicente V.
More Than you Will Ever Know by RainAndThunder1991 reviews
"Your dreamweaver doing as Irial asked," Niall murmured. He didn't look at Irial as he said it. "Weaving the two of your dream selves together?" Ani clarified. The Dark King's nod was curt. Takes place in Radiant Shadows
Wicked Lovely - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Irial, Niall - Complete
Slipping into Shadow by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
Gods help her, but Portia had stolen from Mehrunes Dagon, and with the barrier on Oblivion weakening, Mehrunes was no longer a captive of his own world. He would hunt her through a web of political intrigue, but a game of cat and mouse is never simple.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 197,934 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Mehrunes Dagon - Complete
God's Gift to Women by grim grace reviews
"I found this in my History of Magic classroom," Peter explained, waggling the small piece of paper for them all to see. "It's not signed, but who ever wrote it's a genius."—the Marauders come across an interesting List. Rated T for sexual suggestion
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Summer Lovin' by wekfnwekonf reviews
It's the summer holidays, Hermione is looking after her one year old cousin and who does she see? Draco Malfoy, and he insists on hitting on her. VERY OC, no Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Four Ways to Turn Down a Date by Gred and Forge by anarchyartist23 reviews
Fred and George were quite the playboys in their Hogwarts years, here's just a short look into how I think they avoided some less than desirable dates!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Game Show by LittleLeopardess reviews
Fred Weasley has been crushing on Hermione Granger for Ages. George decides to intervene and show Hermione just how Fred feels, with out Fred knowing. HG/FW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Strange Weather by EbonyShroud reviews
When Sheogorath's mortal champion leaves the Shivering Isles to restock supplies, the Daedra Prince believes that it is because she is bored and needs a reminder about her duties.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sheogorath - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 16012 - Favs: 26,920 - Follows: 11,293 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
It Can Not End by 2 Souls 1 Body Half-Girl reviews
After the catastrophe, After the meltdown of attachment and inspiration, After the unveiling of secrecy and deceit. . .
Girl with a Pearl Earring - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Vermeer, Griet
Dark Child by Amadaun reviews
Sometimes, a Thieves Guild job is simple, even when you’re only ten years old. And sometimes, you get more than you bargained for. A lot more. A prequel to Dark Devotion.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,425 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007
29 Kisses by Faelady reviews
From the time she decided to attend Osaka, Mizuki began to change Sano's life. A series of one-shots featuring Izumi x Mizuki, using the 30 Kisses livejournal themes. Please note that "Missing Him" and "Lost in Her" are also part of the 30 kisses set.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,842 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Izumi S., Mizuki A. - Complete
Semantics by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Niall tries to find the right words with which to explain his relationship with Bananach to Seth.
Wicked Lovely - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Niall, Bananach - Complete
Monsters by coastal-spirit reviews
When they're both children, Akito takes Kyou's beads. Based upon an incident shown in flashback in Volume 6 of the Fruits Basket manga. Spoilers for Volume 6 and chapter 131. Warning for unhappy content. Characters: Akito, Kyou, Shigure.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Akito S., Kyo S. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6878 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 2,819 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Surprise! by x-aj-x reviews
Fred is up to no good, and he's taking Hermione along for the ride. Winner of the Twin.Exchange January Challenge. Fred/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Payback by sellthelie reviews
Fred/Hermione: Fred has a unique way of settling an account.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Trust and a little bit of fairy dust by kalina-blue reviews
All Hermione wants to do is work, but Fred has different plans. Post-DH, EWE and Fred’s not dead
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Yes, I do by Hazelmist reviews
"I hate you," she breathes into his ear. "No, you don't," he says huskily, locking gazes with her. The night that Lily and James finally come to an understanding…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/27/2008 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 6,007 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Neurotically Obsessed by FallenMystery reviews
Oliver has always been obsessed with Katie. I mean, Quidditch. Katie has always been neurotic. Which is kind of Oliver's fault. Well, entirely Oliver's fault. So is the fact that she's flying for Puddlemere United. Calamity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,020 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Do Vampires ? by Amadaun reviews
It's always annoying when the hired help begins to ask questions. Isn't it?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Close to Perfect by sellthelie reviews
FredHermione: Hermione Granger didn't normally make mistakes; she could be rational, she would use her smarts to make the right decision.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Moments by Kyo's Favorite Kitty reviews
Small moments in time that happen between Sano and Mizuki. Series of oneshots. Rating is for future uploads.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Gird your Nungas and Prepare for Battle! by Trampy Mouse reviews
After LIAMMT. After Stalag 14 accidentally burns down, the Ace Gang and the other girl students have to move to Foxwoods. When all girls school meets all boys schools who knows what will happen? Can Georgia deal with her new Mr Moody PANTS? DavexGeorgia.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,499 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
The Silken Sweetness of Shifting Sands by Pheonicia reviews
Under the sugared light of the moons and in the shadows of desert dunes, the distinction between want and need can sometimes blur...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,067 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Crush by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Wicked Lovely. Seth may be devoted to Aislinn, but it is someone else's face that makes his blood flare with lust.
Wicked Lovely - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 8,754 - Follows: 1,183 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Philologus by PPVV reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tohru's Birthday by Geoduck reviews
For her first birthday since graduating from high school, Tohru wanted nothing more than a quiet dinner and some time alone with the man she loved. Unfortunately...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
Shop Girl by sellthelie reviews
They need help, she needs a job. Perfect match. Almost. FredHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,197 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Questions of Science by Countess of Abe reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,908 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 2,740 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Desire and Desiree by RainAndThunder1991 reviews
While Edward has been gone Bella has been married, had a child, and is now widowed. She's raising her and Jacob's child alone. When Edward comes back there is one setback. A little werewolf. Edward must ask himself one question: Is Bella worth it?COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,527 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
A Love for All Time by Ms Posada reviews
Much to Hermione's chagrin, Professor McGonagall picked none other than Draco Malfoy to be her partner for Professor Binn's Historical Reenactment Project. They have a bad start, but ultimatly come to a truce. Mayhem ensues when they get stuck.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,700 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Only In The World of Dragons by atruwriter reviews
Charlie's passion had always been dragons. Slowing down was never an option, which didn't change when he fell in love with fellow keeper Hermione Granger. At least until the life they planned together hit a dangerous, deathly snag. CWHG Summary inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,048 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - [Charlie W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Arguments by Valandar reviews
What's the REAL reason Hermione and Ron fight all the time? Let's find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Vision in Pink by Tani Barton reviews
Mizuki has a request for Sano. Sano is sooo not happy about this.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
That Perfect Moment by emeraldoni reviews
xXOneShotXx... In a burst of shortened time, Mizuki's dreams come true. Maybe staying in the dorms, in the middle of summer, with the heat on, isnt so bad. After all, a certain boy can always provide you with that perfect moment.... 'SanoxMizuki'....'Hana
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Tracks in the Sand by SeeStar reviews
The story of Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour's unlikely... and highly volatile romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,918 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Game, Set, Match by Arcynic reviews
Nakatsu, Julia, and a battle of wits still left unsettled after all these years. [Oneshot]
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 280 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Implosion by metro.max reviews
After being rejected by Lily Evans one too many times, James Potter implodes, and our little Lily is all too curious as how to cure him... but perhaps that's just the guilt. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Stupid Mistletoe by Magawa reviews
Christmastime plus love scheme equals mistletoe. Stupid plant. Sano x Mizuki
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Repetitive History by Anoyo reviews
Mizuki has trouble with her homework Sano has answers, and interesting mental dialogue. SanoMizuki, Alexander the Great challenge.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
Good Morning is an Oxymoron, Usually by charmingly-holly reviews
ONESHOT. Ginny falls into a toilet. Harry helps her out. That's how the morning started. Who knew it could get any worse? Title supposed to be Good Morning is an Oxymoron...Usually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2830 - Favs: 7,179 - Follows: 603 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete