xXxShiningDarknessxXx
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Joined 01-16-11, id: 2706499, Profile Updated: 03-11-15
Author has written 9 stories for South Park, and Naruto.

Hello. I am xXxShiningDarknessxXx. You don't really need to know much else, but...

I like a lot of stuff.

I'm really into anime above all other forms of entertainment. Despite this, there are exceptions.

My favourite anime are: Durarara!!, Pokémon, Naruto, Yu-gi-oh!, Oreimo, Haganai, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Attack on Titan, Code Geass, Ouran High School Host Club, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Fairy Tail, Free!.

My favourite Cartoons: South Park, of course. I don't watch much cartoons anymore, but I like Hey Arnold!, Jimmy Neutron, Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, Teen Titans, Young Justice and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Gravity Falls is my favourite right now.

My Favourite TV Shows are: Merlin, Sherlock and The Big Bang Theory.

My Favourite Movies: Frozen and The Rise of the Guardians. Harry Potter, as well. Star Trek reboot.

My Current Shippings:

Cartoon's

South Park: Kyman (Kyle and Eric) (OTP)

Candy (Wendy and Eric)

Stendy (Stan and Wendy)

Stanman (Stan and Eric)

MLP:FiM: Pinkiedash (Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash)

Rarijack (Rarity and Applejack)

Sparity (Spike and Rarity)

Gravity Falls: Pinecest (Mabel and Dipper)

Invader Zim: Zadr (Zim and Dib)

Anime

Durarara!!: Shizaya (Shizuo and Izaya) (Favorite)

IzaMika (Izaya and Mikado)

IzaKida (Izaya and Kida)

Shinra and Celty

Naruto: NaruSasu (Naruto and Sasuke)

Oreimo: Kirino and Kyousuke

Haganai: Sena and Kodaka

Pokémon: Pokeshipping (Ash and Misty) (Favorite)

Palletshipping (Ash and Gary)

Rocketshipping (James and Jessie)

Yu-gi-oh!: Puzzleshiping (Yugi and Yami Yugi)

Prideshipping (Yami Yugi and Seto Kaiba)

Revolutionshipping (Yami Yugi and Anzu)

Thiefshipping (Marik and Yami Bakura)

TV Show's

Merlin: Merthur (Merlin and Arthur) (Favorite)

Mergana (Merlin and Morgana)

The Big Bang Theory: Shenny (Penny and Sheldon)

Movies

Frozen/RotG: Jelsa (Elsa and Jack Frost)


I also really love music. There is way to much I listen to to list.

Music: Avril Lavigne, Pink, Imagine Dragons, Emilie Autumn, ex.


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Youtube (Kyman/Cartoon) Account: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpJaQePZpFb1KLyuq1ekdbw

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Well, that's it. Hope you enjoy my stories!

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South Park: The Hangover by shecat105 reviews
Replace Doug, Stu, Phil, and Alan with Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman. That is all.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,719 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 4/4 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Elephantine Endeavour by PartiPooper reviews
When Kyle takes interest in a plush pachyderm, Cartman tries to win it for him. The only problem is, Cartman sucks at claw machines. (Fluffy Kyman Valentine's One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Ball Pit by shecat105 reviews
Based on the tumblr post: "Do not picture your OTP having a kid and losing said kid in a ball pit." Not my personal OTP but I instantly thought of these two when I read that. No regrets.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Sweater Weather by keep-me-posted reviews
When Arnold notices Helga walking to school without a coat on, he selflessly offers up his own. HA! OneShot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2014 - [Helga, Arnold] - Complete
Two Talk by PartiPooper reviews
Cartman asks, demands, and bribes Kyle to say a certain something with two syllables and four letters that was given to the brunet at birth, and Kyle gets a great deal on a kiss. (Fluffy Kyman Drabble; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Insomnia by SouthParkFan99 reviews
Cartman can't sleep, so he calls the only person he knows will help. [Rated T for swearing]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Tummy Tickles by PartiPooper reviews
One simple scene one simple morning in one simple bed shared by a brunet and a redhead. (Fluffy Kyman Drabble; Rated T for mentions of sex and male anatomy.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Juliet by MissMaryMason reviews
I'm not making the title into a pun okay? I'm not doing it. [kyman drabble]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Diary of a Douchebag by PartiPooper reviews
Hey, Diary, it's me again: Eric. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. It's all very lonely and pathetic, and I'm going to put a stop to it. That's right: I've finally decided to woo Kyle and get him to fall in love with me. (Kyman Multi-Chapter; Rated T for profanities and Eric's vulgarities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,190 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
I (Don't) Care by PartiPooper reviews
Kyle's thoughts when saving Cartman from being Jewpacabra bait, and Cartman's thoughts upon waking the next morning to realise he'd been saved by a certain monstrous ginger Jew from Jersey. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot.)
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Enjoy Your Stay by MissMaryMason reviews
They used to love pushing each other's buttons and now they were too afraid to. Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
I'm Sorry by MissMaryMason reviews
Stan tries to apologize for something he said to Cartman earlier. One-sided Stanman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Cellmate by BingeB reviews
Merlin is dead. No, really. He has just called the most powerful man in prison a prat. A prat he just happens to be cellmates with. Cue fireworks! *Prison!AU*
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,982 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Past Is Key by BlueDragonRising reviews
With the future of Albion at stake, a young witch decides to show Arthur and the Round Table the truth about Merlin's magic and it's involvement in their adventures. As more secrets come to light, will friendship prevail over prejudice? Post S4, Plz R&R
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,241 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012
Let Me Know If It's Alright by chalantness reviews
Prompt #65: comfort. Post 1x23 "Insecurity": "Since when was there a Batgirl?" she asks, because out of the dozen of questions she has in her head, that one just sort of bubbled to the surface.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The News Article Significance by SRWriting34 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Reverse Crush Conundrum by Lizwontcry reviews
Everyone was so focused on Leonard's crush on Penny that her all-consuming crush on Sheldon goes unnoticed. When Sheldon finds out about her feelings, they go on an emotional and physical journey neither of them saw coming.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,422 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Everything by Vuurvlieg reviews
After the S4 finale, Merlin decides that things can't stay the way they are. Arthur has to know everything. And by everything, he really does mean EVERYTHING. With the help of Kilgharrah, he finds a way. A different kind of 'watching the series' fic.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,854 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
The GainLoss Theory of Attraction by caffeinekitty reviews
In which we value more the things we have to work for.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
The Inebriation Interaction by Jade24 reviews
They were out having lives, sort of, while she sat staring at a blank television set. Which one of Sheldon's crazy string universes had she fallen into? S/P Rated for sexy Sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
To Tell a Tale by LeggyLulu reviews
"Arthur started it, he had practically dared him. Fine then. He would show them, he would show them all. They were about to get their socks blow off." In which Merlin tells a tale, and Arthur pays attention. Story time has never been this complicated..
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Prophet's Prediction by writing-at-random reviews
Before the Purge, a Prophet predicted two intwined destinies. Many years later, Uther learns of the prediction & of a sorcerer living in Camelot. He sends his men to capture this Emrys. Arthur knows his orders but also knows he doesn't live if Emrys dies.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,900 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Amphetamine Phenylethylamine Effect by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Penny makes it easy for Sheldon to become 'one of the idiots' in ten simple stages… Shenny: suggestive/mild.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Soul, A Mentality, A Name by CaptainOzone reviews
Bk1 of Prophesized. Merlin and Arthur are faced by a new, powerful threat: the Gvarath. Merlin once again dons the guise of Dragoon the Great to save Arthur. But the question is: will he be able to convince Arthur to fight alongside him? No slash. Cover by ErinNovelist.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,959 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Ransoming Emrys by Emachinescat reviews
A band of renegade druids that know how much the legendary "Emrys" is worth to certain people have decided to auction him off to the highest bidder. How far will Arthur go to get him back, especially when Merlin's secret is revealed?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,372 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Aim High, Shoot Low by Faye Dartmouth reviews
Maybe Merlin's a lot closer to hitting all the targets he's been aiming at than he thought.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Sheldon, Junior by Trbl reviews
Hanabi's 'Sheldon Wants A Baby' Challenge. I saw this and was instantly inspired. Just a silly little oneshot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Foundling by Kiva Taliana reviews
Merlin has a rather odd accident; Gaius and Arthur are stretched to breaking point, while Merlin sees the world in a whole new light. Mainly fluff, with the odd shreds of angst and drama.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,054 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Next Seven Days by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Someone Else by Laura Schiller reviews
Five times Martha May Whovier denied her love, and the one time she finally stopped.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Martha May W., The Grinch - Complete
Prank Wars by Eternal Contradiction reviews
It started with something Penny hadn't intended to be a prank and then escalated into so much more. With the tension between Sheldon and Penny, one of them has to break first.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,243 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
First Valentine by Ksonic reviews
"Oh good grief!" the boy snapped as he whirled around. "What is it?" The girl and boy stared at each other for a minute. Charlie Brown shivered. The girl blinked. "You got a Valentine." Her voice was soft.
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
Tutoring Arnold by Azure129 reviews
Oh no-it seems Arnold needs a little help with his poetry assignment if he wants a decent grade in English!Hmm, I wonder what fourth grade poet laurete Mr.Simmons could assign to help him out...Set postconfession to make things even more fun!AXH! CH17!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 203,951 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
The Intimacy Inspiration Initiative by danakate reviews
Sheldon gets stuck again and the solution leads to some surprising events. Penny x Sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,195 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Colors, Colors! by somerdaye reviews
He likes to categorize people by color. It's an artist thing - or maybe just a Spencer thing. Whatever. Drabble, Cam and Seddie undertones.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Spencer S. - Complete
The Naked Truth Reciprocation by Chezzles.ze.Great reviews
After a few weeks trying to reconcile with the fact Sheldon has seen her completely naked, she confronts him with an ultimatum: bare it all or live with the consequences. Unexpectedly, her demands cause something entirely different to surface.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,129 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Spawn of Potter by missy mee reviews
Because really, who calls their kid Albus Severus?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Meaning of Life, My Lad by missy mee reviews
James Potter has been left with the baby. Bored, he embarks on a one sided conversation with his son and manages to come to the conclusion that Baby Harry is a great philosopher.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/15/2006 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
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Breakfast in Bed reviews
Late Valentine's Day Fic! Kyle and Cartman spend valentine's day the way they want to. Fluff. One-shot. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Love is Like Falling Because You Can't Skate reviews
For a brief moment all Kyle can hear is a muffled sound as he blinks owlishly up at the cloudy sky before his eyes, but soon the sound grows in volume, breaks through his consciousness and he realizes it's laughter. Loud, obnoxious laughter. His face turns into an ugly sneer when he begins to recognize the voice behind the laughter. "Shut up, Fatso!" Kyman. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Cat and Mouse reviews
Kyle thinks he's finally found a way to get rid of Cartman. Cartman proves him wrong with a simple game of cat and mouse. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,973 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
It's Difficult To Find The Right Words reviews
100 words challenge. I got 100 words from a random word generator. Let the fun begin! Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Touched reviews
When Kyle has a bad day, Cartman believes there is only one way to relieve the bottled up stress in his life. Rated M for first time's between two boys. Kyman. Bottom!Cartman. I don't own the cover image.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Work For It reviews
On a chance encounter with a stranger named Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha looses something very important to him. When he gets it back, Sasuke can't get the other out of his head and willingly enters a little game of his choosing with him with interesting results. NaruSasu. AU. One-shot. Blind!Sasuke. I don't own cover picture.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,014 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Sleeping Fat Beauty reviews
A Birthday fic for Eric Cartman. Parody of sleeping beauty. Pro-Kyman. Many other parings. Cartman gets kissed a lot. Pre-slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Wendy Testaburger, L. Cartman - Complete
Catch Me reviews
Cartman is being forced to do things for a bully. Kyle saves the day. Pre-Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Requiem for a Meow reviews
Kyle wakes up to Cartman in his room. Kyman. Pre-slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete