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Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon, and Harry Potter.
My name is: (like I’d be dumb enough to tell ya) or Aura or Blade
My school is: I don't want some psycho shooting up my school I'm not going to tell you
My Criminal Record is: I've been told by my lawyer not to talk about it.
My driving Record is: The only one that is clean ... somewhat.
My Political Status: Which ever one of the idiots is closest to my beliefs and values
For My Department of Mysteries Story
I am 3,500 words into the next chapter - July 26
My sister is currently working on a novel and has been for the past few years. Recently one of her friends told her about a contest that she could enter to get it published and she has been working on it like crazy typing several thousand words per day. While I wish she would check my chapters faster, I understand the delay and hope you do too. It is her goal to be an author.
I used to watch Pokemon religiously until Misty left, then I only watched the occasional gym battle and the leagues. The show would be amazing if Misty came back, but I would be even happier if they finished their Pokemon High idea they started years ago.
I am also a major Harry Potter fan. I will never read a story that is not Harry/Ginny
My favorite video games are:
Pokémon games - I love Omega Ruby, i started playing during Generation 3, nice trip down memory lane
Zelda games - favorite is Ocarina of Time
Lego Star Wars games (Or Lego Star Wars 3)
Lego Harry Potter Games
Star Wars Battlefront 2
My favorite activities (That are legal) are Bike riding, fighting, playing pokemon, or reading stories on fanfiction.
My favorite fics so far are: read my favorite stories you lazy bums
I am a really big fan of pokemon fanfictions so tell me if there is another good one. Do not recommend one that has Advanced shipping or Pearl Shipping (Or else). I am strictly AAML.
My favorite type of fics are Romance, Action, and Drama.
Please reccomend any good fics
My favorite Shippings are:
Poke/Bikeshipping- Ash and Misty
Ranma X Akane
My favorite TV shows are:
(This is copied for Texas Longhorns Profile, I just liked the idea) HEY YOU!
Ha,ha, I bet you thought I was personally talking to you, right? Oh, no? Whatever. It still seemed cool to say "HEY YOU" as if I was shouting or something. Anyway, the point of this little blurb is that I want you to check out this site:
It's a place where you can sign a petition to the makers of the Pokemon anime for them to make one AAML episode before ending the series (which will probably end after we're all dead anyway). Just go ahead and sign it real quick before you scroll further down to read some of my awesome fics, or to check out my awesome community. I promise it won't take more than two (maybe twenty) seconds, and you'll be helping the Pokeshipping cause. If you're a fan of AAML, then please give this place a visit!
"I think, therefore I get a headache."
"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
Be optimistic. :) The people you hate will eventually die.
What happens if you get scared half to death... Twice?
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Life is like a Pack of Gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Can I take your picture? I collect photos of Natural Disasters.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered?
We're all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at showing it.
If you can't beat them... Arrange to have them beaten...
When I said "I'd hit that!" ... I meant with my car...
When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing... It's more of a "You have to be Mentally Retarded like us" type of thing...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Don't call me small! I break off your feet and stick them on your head!" -Edward Elric
I'm not so good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door."
"I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me."
"Slinky Escalator = Endless fun"
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
-Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
-If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong
-All sane people who worked here quit
-Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else
-One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane
-I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world
-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding
-It is better to dwell in the wilderness than with contentious and angry women
Lend you their umbrella
Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!'
Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"
Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?' and walk away.
Would ignore this letter
Will repost this crappp!!
(To Stone, Tech, Cyco, and Waterflower)
When in doubt use the idiot as a shield
if you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures
-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
Be nice to losers. one day they might be cool!
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -
- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Being weird is like being normal, only better!!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
' I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'
The trouble with life is there's no background music
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough
The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.'
They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.
Weather Forecast for tonight: dark
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls.
"You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth."
'When my mother is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares pitch-forks!'
My dog Pogo?" "Run over by a carriage." "My goldfish Goldie?" "Eaten by the cat." "My cat?" "Choked on the goldfish.""
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!
-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!
If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Years ago, he did get a spoonful ONCE...)
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (a lot), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
There are three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen. People who watch things happen and people who say, “What happened?”
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Man is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on it.
Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Having voices in your head is normal. Listening to them, common. Arguing, acceptable. However, when you lose the argument, you’re in trouble.
3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier’s face: Priceless!
We have fought for our freedom, and then we begin to accumulate laws to take it away from ourselves.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Just when you thought the entire world has forgotten about you…a bill collector calls to remind you that they will never forget about you.
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
A beautiful night is when you hug your teddy and go to sleep, but a horror night is when your teddy hugs you back!!!! =)
I refuse to have a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.
There is a thin line between genius and insanity and I have erased it.
Aerodynamically the Bumble B. Shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. Doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.
When people ask me with a judging undertone just why it is i’m talking to myself, I answer them: “At least, this way, i’m sure that i’m talking to someone as intelligent as myself, which is as hard to find as a decent answer to that ridiculous question.”
You may think the grass is greener on the other side, it may be because there’s more manure there!
Why do they call it common sense if it’s so rare?
So I’m at that place where they gun you down as death sentence. I think it was in Texas or someplace near. Well, I’m about to be killed and the officer in charge is coming up to tell the gunners to hold their fire because I am innocent. You would not believe my luck. At that exact moment, a house nearby catches fire and a woman yells out the window, “Fire!”
Smile…It confuses people.
DON’T HIT KIDS! No, seriously, they have guns now.
Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
Everyone has a photographic memory… Some just don’t have film.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
My life is one of those YOU HAD TO BE THERE jokes.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and place it over your mouth.
Walking into a restaurant… Waiter: Would you like a table? Me: No, we came to sit on the ground… floor for five please.
Me when parents are sleeping: shh they’re asleep.
My parents when I’m asleep: Let’s vacuum for three hours.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. It always gets laughs!
Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.
I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!
You study to remember If you remember too much you forget If you forget you don’t know what you studied If you forgot what you studied you fail your test. SO WHY STUDY?
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.
“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….
Teacher : If your friend wants to borrow $5 and you gave him $10. How much will you get in return?
Student : Nothing!
Teacher : You don’t know Maths.
Student : You don’t know my friend.
Most Popular things to do in an emergency…
60% Update Facebook Status
15% Record a Video, then upload it on Youtube
15% Update Twitter Status
10% Call Emergency Services
I do this real moron thing, and it’s called thinking. And apparently I’m not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.
School is a jail, the cells are the classes, teachers are the security guard and WE ARE THE PRISONERS!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Do it today, it might be illegal tomorrow.
Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p
Dude! You’re scaring me…Stop Smiling
Our parents blame it on the generation but do they think about who raised us.
Amateurs build planes professionals built the titanic, how do you feel now?
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.
I’m not afraid of Death. What’s he going to do, kill me?
I don’t need your attitude. The voices in my head are enough.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can’t fix it, you have a serious problem. With great power… Comes great need to take a nap.
If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
If the pen is mightier than the sword then how come actions speak louder than words?
What are your names? He asked “Why? Do you not like yours?”
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
I had superpowers until my therapist took them away!
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the hospital.
True skill comes without effort.
Behind Every Successful Person Lies A Pack Of Haters.
Who invented Mondays, I’d like to have a word with him.
Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.
When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!
THINK its not illegal yet
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. Of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war.
“Killer Attitude” Teacher : why are you late?
Student : Does it really matter? You still get paid !! =P
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