Author has written 4 stories for Danny Phantom, Smallville, and How to Train Your Dragon.
Sup, dudes and dudettes?
If you leave at this time your life will be spared,
Creeping up from behind, demons capture their prey,
And then comes the agony, the true, horrid pain,
The gouls and the devils, though unseen by the eye,
But the foul, heartless servants who cause such disaster
Hi there! I first want to thank anyone who is taking the time to read my stories, my reviewers, people who put me or my stuff on faves.
OK, now on to info about me.
Age: Doesn't matter, boys; I'm completely against the psychotic concept of online dating and all things related, especially on sites like fanfic... but I will say that I'm a teenager. No more hints.
Favorite Colors: Black, deep blue, and purple
Favorite Movies: Ghost Rider (2007), Race To Witch Mountain (2009), Avatar (2009), and Next (2007)
Favorite Cartoons: Danny Phantom
Favorite TV shows: Smallville (2001), Teen Wolf (2011), Doctor Who (1963 & 2005), Grimm (2011), Chuck (2005), The Invisible Man (2000),
Favorite Indoor Activities: Writing fanfics, reading fanfics, and setting up my family's digital camera in a hidden location to spy on my brother
Favorite Outdoor Activities: Bike riding, playing with my dog, catching non-poisonous frogs, garter snakes, or any other harmless animal that's not way too easy to catch, and training my pet chickens to do tricks (yes, it's possible!).
Favorite Songs: Hero (Superchick), Going Under, Bring Me to Life (Evanescence) Boulevard Of Broken Dreams, Halfway Gone, It's My Life, Breakaway, Bad Day, I'm Still Here, Awake and Alive, Monster (no idea why), and a whole bunch more that I don't feel like writing at the moment.
The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me," hit them with a dictionary!
If you have ever bumped into a chair and said "sorry," copy and paste this into your profile.
16 Things to do at Walmart:
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.
Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't Spanish and you just do that to annoy him. (It depends on my mood,like it could be GLaDOS if I'm mad.)
Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only utensil-type thing available.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. (HBG: I didn't write that, but I've done it xD)
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. (HBG: I didn't write that, but I've done it xD)
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when you're crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. (HBG: I didn't write that, but I've done it xD)
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. (HBG: I didn't write that, but I've done it xD)
Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,
Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane. (HBG: I didn't write that, but I've done it xD)
Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".
Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through. (HBG: Almost; it was a snicker-doodle, not an Oreo)
Crazy is when you hit your head on an object, then start yelling and swearing revenge.
Crazy is when you mix five box-fulls of Jello Pudding Mix with Dish Soap and Green food coloring in a jar,pour it on the side walk, and say it's "alien bloooood".
Crazy is when you make up stupid texts and faces just for pleasure. (HBG: I didn't write that, but I've done it xD)
Crazy is when you randomly sing a song that goes completely against the one playing. (HBG: I didn't write that, but I've done it xD)
Crazy is when you trip down the stairs, sit on the floor for a second, and then start laughing hysterically. (HBG: I didn't write that, but I've done it xD)
Crazy is when someone near you laughs at something, and you laugh much longer than them without even knowing what they were laughing at in the first place. (HBG: I didwrite that, and I've done it xD)
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
IF they had given Danny Phantom half the attention or money they give to the mutant retarded sponge, DP would be a top rated show. If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
Quotes I Like:
"In the end, we will not remember the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends."
"Be good, and you will be lonely."
"You can learn a lot more from listening than you can from talking. Find someone with whom you don’t agree in the slightest and ask them to explain themselves at length. Then take a seat, shut your mouth, and don’t argue back. It’s phyiscally impossible to listen with your mouth open."
"Your true character is most accurately measured by how you treat those who can do nothing for you."
"Personally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed, quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else."
"Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to."
"The Invisible Man" 2000 TV series on SciFi
Albert Eberts: "I'm not sure manual labor is part of my job description..."
The Official: "I never realized you were capable of sweating."
Claire: "Looking good, mate."
Bobby Hobbes: "Hey, wouldja move back a little? I know what I'm doin', I got crime scene experience."
...No more time to make changes on my profile for now...
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