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Author has written 44 stories for Dragon Age, Ninja Turtles, Trigun, Doctor Who, Transformers/Beast Wars, Pitch Black / Riddick, Prototype, Metal Gear, Devil May Cry, and Halo.

I write about giant transforming alien robots over here: http://the-lost-robot.livejournal.com/

There's a ginormous AU going on over there. Check it out if you like completely insane robots plus Prowl and Jazz as it as an Prowl and Jazz centric story. Mainly.


I'm in your fandom now and I'll enjoy twisting overdone plots into something new and realistic or turning them into crack.

Constructive criticism is always appreciated. Characterization is very important to me (although I tend to break that with crack) and I try to do my best with keep things IC. On the same note, I tend to be a very blunt reviewer. OOCness is something I pick up on because then you're just writing original fiction and sticking the canon characters names on top.

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Main fandom: Ninja turtles. Always has and probably always will be. I hope. There are some very excellent stories out there that keep bringing me back. Plus, I became a member on Terrapin Tarts and TT is absolutely brilliant. There is no greater place for serious discussions about the TMNT and good stories. My sole purpose there apparently is to write crack fics that will destroy DeeMG's brain.

My TMNT fics are a blend of Mirage, New Toons and some of the movies, mainly the fourth. So sometimes I wander off into dark territory and stuff because of Mirage. But hey. Ninjas. That's kinda to be expected


Dragonchild status update: I've taken most of it off the site because, quite frankly, it's a terrible fic. I wrote it despite every bit of me protesting that it wasn't a good story, that it was something that belonged in my head and not anywhere else, that I was fangirling TOO much about Alistair and should not be writing a story for that reason alone. I might finish it someday, who knows. I stopped writing it because I lost part of the file and didn't want to re-write and I'm not as interested in DA anymore, especially since I didn't really like the DA 2 plot but Dragonchild was near the end anyways.

Feel free to PM me for a copy of it. If you are really, really interested in the story or want to try finishing it off, I can tell you what I was thinking about going plot-wise but please let me know and give credit to my writing.


TMNT stories:

Skinwalker and Fallout are my main TMNT stories that I do plan to finish at some point.

Some day.

Seriously.

I can hope.


Stuff I'm thinking of writing (Updated 20/10/13)

TMNT

Dream Team
Casey Jones falls into another universe. It's a lot like his own, it even has turtles! But who the heck is Spike??

Fallout - chapter - Done

In which a family tries to pull itself together. Michelangelo and Splinter talk. Leonardo leaves the lair to clear his head, Don hits the books and Raphael doesn't wake up.

That Which Waits in the Dark

New York was never the same after the events with the Tengu Shredder. Reality itself has broken and the Tribunal will sacrifice anything to fix it. Even the turtles themselves.

Sewerbabes Part 2

Four girls fall into the sewers. They know everything about the turtles. Everything degenerates from there.

What is this angst you speak off?

The turtles are constantly depressed. Someone needs to fix it.

The Amazing Adventures of Violet, the Scientist-Ninja Wonder Sue

Title says all. I've been wanting to play with a Mary Sue for ages and it occurred to me that I do have one to use. The backstory for Wonderbrats and how Leo and Violet met.

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Riddick- look, I was all set to get back into TMNT writing.
And then I discovered Riddick.

(I don't warn for any foul language, violence and gore in my Riddick fanfics because that should be something you are expecting from any Riddick fic. If not, you're in the wrong fandom...)

Deadly Planets: Sustainable Living. A How To Guide

2013 movie big ass AU. Riddick never pushes the emergency button. Instead he decides to remain on the planet and tough it out through the wet season. Along the way, he adopts more dogs, gets a pet flying lizard and tames many other large and dangerous animals.

Oh, and then he calls for a lift. At some point. Eventually.

Self-Fulfilled

Chapter 3: A chance encounter during Riddick's teen years. -DONE

Electric Sheep (Transformers xover)

A tale of a man, his pet dog and...his unwanted robot companion. Or: the one where Jazz is stuck on a bizarre planet with the strangest and craziest organic he has ever met.


Competitions and stuff


Apparently I've won a bunch of awards whilst I wasn't looking.

2012 TMNT Fanfiction competition

Best established author: 1st place

Best romance: 1st place - Chemical Equations

Best horror: 2nd place - Redux

Best one shot: 2nd place (tie) - Of Creatures Great and Small

Honorable mention (tie) - Chemical Equations

Strangest scene: 3rd place (tie) - Redux

Best Splinter scene: 3rd place - Veleno

Best canon ally: Honorable mention - Chemical Equations

Best comedy: Honorable mention (tie) - Taking One For the Team

2011 TMNT Fanfiction competition

Best short work - 1st place - The River

Best horror: 2nd place- Virus

Strangest scene: 2nd place (tie) - Wonderbrats

Best comedy: 3rd place (tie) - Wonderbrats

Best new author: Honorable mention (tie)

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In Another's Shoes by Splinter reviews
Mike's the leader? Raph's the engineer? Don's the rebel? Leo's the goof off? What was Splinter thinking? He's thinking he needs some comic relief at his sons' expense. Besides, it's all in the name of learning. Some bad language. Reader beware.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,939 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/26/2005
Ghost, Ghost, I Know You Live Within Me by theherocomplex reviews
For Shepard and Garrus, death is just another technicality.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 191,243 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 6/10/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Miranda L.
The Talk by Winnychan reviews
The turtles must endure a rather belated Talk about the birds and the bees. Mortification ensues! Set after the 2007 CGI movie, but elements of the 2K3 and Mirage comics have been thrown in for funsies. Rated M for mature due to the adult content including sex, drugs, and too-realistic descriptions of a ninja turtle's naughty bits. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,874 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Donatello, Michelangelo
April's Diary by Connie Nervegas reviews
April writes about her daily experiences as a grown woman hanging around with four teenage ninjas. The only place where she can vent openly when they get on her nerves and about what she really thinks of them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 84 - Words: 203,956 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/3/2010 - April O'Neil
Turning Points by Alathea2 reviews
He was created to be one of the greatest tacticians Cybertron has ever seen. He was destined to become Second in Command of the Autobots; a friend, tactical advisor and confidant to Optimus Prime. Every story, every life, is made up of a series of turning points that set the course for the future. Prowl's journey from Lead Decepticon Tactician to Autobot SIC is no different.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 57 - Words: 458,958 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 11/3/2012
Brain Trust: Close Encounters by FantasiaWandering reviews
Between the demands of helping the turtles and promotion to investigative reporter at Channel 6, April has barely had time to stop for breath. But when she and Vernon report on the work of a certain Dr. Stockman, it's his grad student, Irma Langenstein, who catches the interest of the organization that's been abducting scientists across the city.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,366 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Donatello, Michelangelo, April O'Neil, Irma L. - Complete
Diplomatic Gestures by Aicosu reviews
She didn't have need for an assassin, but she couldn't very well reject the gift without angering the Serkonos regency. They were a traditional people with a traditional mind. She'd have to work around it. (A take on how Corvo Attano came to be the Royal Protector and the object of Jessamine's heart.) CorvoXJessamine mute!Corvo
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,417 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Corvo A., Jessamine K., A. Sokolov, H. Burrows
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,690 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 2,765 - Follows: 2,879 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Stories from the Shatterdome by FantasiaWandering reviews
There are more stories from the New York Shatterdome than were told over the course of "Enemy of my Enemy." This story is a collection of tales about the Hamato clan, Angel, and the rest of the Shatterdome crew before, during, and after "Enemy of my Enemy." (Pacific Rim crossover)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,427 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014
A Handful of Dust by tarysande reviews
Ten billion people over here die, so twenty billion over there can live. After the war, there are pieces to pick up, and lives to rebuild. And even with the Reapers gone, nothing is easy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 171,052 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Falling by FantasiaWandering reviews
Donatello caught her twice that night. So why did she still feel like she was falling? In the aftermath of her abduction and rescue from the Kraang, April O'Neil reflects on how her life has changed forever. But can she face the coming challenges alone? (Meanwhile, Leo learns the nature of a hero, and something strange is coming from the sewers...)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 137,272 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - April O'Neil
A Dead World by Laluzi reviews
He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?
Crossover - Fallout & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,276 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Arcade G., Courier, Alex M./Zeus
Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 535,038 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah - Complete
The Enemy of my Enemy by FantasiaWandering reviews
War makes for unlikely allies, and when the dimensional breach in the ocean floor allows monsters into the world, four unlikely heroes emerge from the shadows to save their city from destruction. As a hapless rookie learns the truth behind the elusive Rangers who pilot the Jaeger called Shell Shocker, he must adapt to this strange new reality, or be consumed by the Kaiju war.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,765 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Complete
Angel Saga by Laryna6 reviews
Nelo Angelo became a devil arm after he was defeated on Mallet. Dante is determined to reclaim his brother, but Mundus left scars that won't heal that easily.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 62,294 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
Living With Autobots by Dinogrrl reviews
Mix an eclectic group of soldiers and a cranky engineer, and what do you get? One dangerous Autobot army, that's what!...when it's not full of epic drama, that is.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 11/7/2007
Beautiful by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Riddick finds an equal. Short ficlet series.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Buffy S., Riddick
After the Fires Fade by Laluzi reviews
Two months after the catastrophe, Alex Mercer is just trying to find his own niche in the world. Old secrets and new enemies are determined to make things hectic again… luckily, he wasn't that fond of the peaceful life anyway. -Disregards Prototype 2.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,643 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M.
Cultural Relativism by Peechy-Keen reviews
Beliefs and customs should be understood in terms of culture; 'normal' for one people may be utterly bizarre to another. Growing up in the sewers apart from human contact can leave gaps in the guys' knowledge of human culture. A collection of one-shots in which the turtles encounter normal practices that they find anything BUT normal. Chapter 5: Donatello & April
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,186 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - April O'Neil, Michelangelo
Unexpected Connections by WDW reviews
Nothing is true, everything is permitted. It was a routine assignment for the Assassins. Get in, retrieve the field agent, and get the hell out. It was just too bad that they didn't account for her overprotective, viral mutant of an older brother. No slash, no OCs. [[under renovation]]
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,748 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus, Dana M.
DmC: Beyond The Fall by c.legler reviews
(After Vergil's Downfall) Vergil has risen as the Demon King in Mundus's place, but Mundus isn't finished yet. Summoned against his will, Dante is sent to recover Sparda's weapon, the Force Edge, and to take on Mundus with little more than Rebellion and the aid of a mysterious new friend. Will he reach Sparda's weapon in time, or will humanity fall to both Vergil and Mundus?
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,369 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Dante, Vergil, Mundus, Kat - Complete
The More Things Change by calliopechild reviews
The chance of a lifetime turns the Turtles' world upside down. New doors are opened, old ones are closed, and suddenly, anything is possible. But as they soon discover, no matter how far you run, you can't escape your past...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 392,347 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/11/2008
Colorblind by StillThunder86 reviews
*Sequel to White* Leonardo has brought the captive home broken, bruised and mentally shattered. Can the love of the family reclaim the one they lost?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,235 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Woodwork by Angst Splatter reviews
Leo and Raph just want to have a serious conversation regarding the Shredder, but these interruptions make it hard to do so.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Complete
Unrequited by Angst Splatter reviews
Don just wants a little piece of April.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Donatello, April O'Neil - Complete
A Layman's Theory by Angst Splatter reviews
Raph was pregnant! He was going to be a father! Unicorns, sparkles, and rainbows, he was so happy! Wait. No, that doesn't sound like Raph at all.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Raphael - Complete
Per Ardua by Fistful of Gamma Rays reviews
The Reapers are coming and no prayers or pleas or weapons will turn them aside. The galaxy will have to fight them off the old-fashioned way. ME3 without the Crucible.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,473 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Becoming the Enemy by Kallasilya reviews
The turtles have spent their whole lives battling the Shredder, but now he is somewhere where they can't touch him: inside Raph's mind, and in control. Who is Ch'rell, and why is he so intent on the genocide of the Utrom? What atrocities lie in his past?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,275 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Raphael, Shredder
Retrovirus by Dogmatix reviews
Spoilers for after-game Assassin's Creed events. Altair rescues Malik from Abbas. If only things were that simple.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Malik, Alex M./Zeus - Complete
The Homestead by ConstantTraveller reviews
The inhabitants of the Davenport Homestead know very little about Connor. They are curious though, and inquisitive, a bit nosy and very observant. Snippets of their interactions, including a now finished mini-series! Includes members of the Guild.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,807 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Connor K.
Third Time's the Charm by tanyart reviews
The continuing saga of random people from the future magically appearing in Malik's bureau. He's so done by the time Connor drops in.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Connor K., Malik - Complete
Summoning by LobaEclipse reviews
Desperate times, desperate measures. Prowl has nothing left to lose. (A sort of companion/AU to my fic Unawares.)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
And What Will Never Be by Maddy77 reviews
2008 was a bad year for everyone. DW S3; SPN S4
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,052 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Martha J., Dean W. - Complete
The Only Story You'll Ever Tell by BookkeeperThe reviews
Liam Price has heard dozens of stories about the Doctor, Torchwood's best, brightest, bravest, and only consultant. Now he has the chance to collect one of his own.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,042 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Old Man by Laryna6 reviews
Sparda is definitely not old. By devil standards, he's still young enough to do stupid and impulsive things like betray an immature and vengeful emperor and maroon himself among another species. So he's certainly not old. Nor is he a Man, for that matter. So what does this human think she's doing, calling him Old Man?
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2012 - [Sparda, Eva] - Complete
Only Skin by quondam reviews
On the final assault of the Cronos Station, Shepard discovers what she always feared the most: that she wasn't just a reconstruction, but a clone of the original Commander Shepard. She and those close to her must come to their own terms with what this revelation means to them. This story is a mix of FShepard/Kaidan and FShepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,198 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Rhiw reviews
The first time Dante met his son, the runt stole his pizza. The second time he had half the police force of Capulet East after him. The third time he saved the Kid's life and got a kick to the face. This time, he was determined to introduce himself.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,636 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dante, Nero
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,544 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Penance by Hyliian reviews
Alex Mercer in Thedas. Good Lord what have I just written. Not to be taken seriously. At all.
Crossover - Prototype & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 259 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Alex M./Zeus
Always the Quiet Ones by Fistful of Gamma Rays reviews
Shepard's initial impression of Tali as "shy, awkward, noncombatant" did not survive long.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
A Day in the Life by red lilies reviews
It was a good day when Primarch Victus didn't have to deal with turian politics or Commander Shepard's antics. It was a bad day when he had one. There was no word for both.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Shepard (F), Primarch Adrien Victus - Complete
No, just No by Splinter reviews
Mike has the craziest ideas when he can't sleep
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Dark Defense by kyugan reviews
Before Fudge can appoint Dolores Umbridge as the new DADA Professor, Dumbledore seeks out a candidate of his own. And after all, the best tutors against the Dark Arts are those who are Dark themselves… 5th Year
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,549 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Albus D., Vergil
Common Ground by NatureGirl52180 reviews
Post DOTM: Sometimes, two individuals that seem to have the least in common are actually opposite sides of the same coin . . .
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,474 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sideswipe - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
creance by twigcollins reviews
Altaïr is Altaïr. Malik is unimpressed. Spoilers for AC1, some AC: Revelations references.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Pocket Full of Posy by Dogmatix reviews
previously my drabble collection, but it turned into a fic. Alex is hurt, Dana is worried, and they're both crashing in a strange apartment in the City that Never Sleeps.
Prototype - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M.
Waiting by Amicitia Revenant reviews
Change is inevitable, but it isn't always fast. April reflects on fifteen years with the Turtles.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - April O'Neil - Complete
Above the Serpentine by glenarvon reviews
The end is coming fast and answers are still sparse. Desmond after AC II.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,397 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Desmond M. - Complete
Terms of Allegiance by Alex1 reviews
Ever get the feeling you're being kept in the dark? Raphael wakes up with a mysterious gap in memory, but what is it that his brothers aren't telling him? The answer proves more complicated than expected. Followed by the sequel, The Clans.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,892 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
Right Here by Rachel500 reviews
Rory knows the moment that breaks him.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Because You're Special by Blindspotdagger reviews
*Finished* "Something has been drawing us together for such a long time..." Sometimes strange, random, forgotten meetings are actually the work of something more like destiny.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,527 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - 9th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Reset by Pitry reviews
A sort of Reset AU, sort of time travel, definitely The-Doctor-Stuck-On-Earth-Working-With-Torchwood story, complete with the recommended daily doses of Bilis Manger.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Envy by Sushi Shea reviews
'Leonardo had realized quite a while ago that it was here, in his frustration and resentment, that he was at the best of his abilities.' Leonardo reflects on the effect he has on Raphael. Second place in the 2011 S.S. Competition for "Best Short Work".
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
With Ruffles by zenonaa reviews
After another unsuccessful attempt at the turtles' lives, Karai decides to play on an aspect of the turtles she has not considered before.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Leonardo, Karai - Complete
Sceptres and Strategies by DeeMG reviews
Trapped in a time of bubonic plague and bandits, the Turtles struggle to keep an entire town safe - and find a way back to their own time and place. Sequel to The Arena. Mirage-verse
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,254 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
The Threat From Beyond the Fourth Wall by DisneyDelinquent reviews
Michelangelo wakes up to find himself trapped in a bad fan fiction. To save his reality and his manhood from being totally wiped out, he'll have to team up with the teeny-bopping apprentice Timestress and face his greatest Enemy: his own darn fangirls.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Michelangelo, Renet - Complete
Birthday by PlainSimpleGarak reviews
Raphael never understood why they celebrated birthdays, anyways. It wasn't like they had birth certificates. Besides, trouble always seemed to find him every year, and this one was no different.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,693 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Raphael - Complete
The Lion, the Cat and the Turtles by Hyaroo reviews
An unlikely crossover! Leonardo inexplicably finds himself in Narnia at the time of king Rilian, and to get him back home his family must seek the only person left in our world who might still know how to get there... the aged Susan Pevensie.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,443 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Leonardo, Susan Pevensie
The Foundling by Connie Nervegas reviews
The boys find a baby in a sewer tunnel and search for its parents and the reason it was dropped on their doorstep.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,893 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010
The Law of Balance by terrapintarts reviews
"It is important to strive for balance in all aspects of your lives." That's the lesson Splinter would teach. What does it mean for the turtles? No sugar for Mike! No caffeine for Don! No TRAINING for Leo! And poor Raph... This week is going to be hell.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
The Hollow Man by exorcisingemily reviews
The Fall of Arcadia. The end of the Last Great Time War. And the birth of a new man, who will always be defined by it. Very dark. The regeneration of the Eighth Doctor into the Ninth.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Smile for the Camera by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
Sidera Vagari by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
When a stranger holds out their hand and asks "Come with me?" sometimes you just have to take the chance...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Compassion, Martha J. - Complete
Forever Mine by zenonaa reviews
Renet crosses paths with Agent Bishop. Will Bishop get the Time Scepter off her, or will she be able to keep it away from him? BishopxRenet
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Agent Bishop, Renet - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Your Younger Brother by Thought reviews
Sherlock has a new friend. So does The Doctor. Certain parties are concerned.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - I. Braxiatel, Mycroft H. - Complete
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
A Stupid Question by Polaris'05 reviews
THIS one oughtta be good… THIS one he HAD to hear. Leo shook his head and sighed, looking at Mikey. "Mikey, this may be a stupid question," he said cautiously. "But, what exactly have you been DOING?" Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
THE BEST TMNT FANFIC EVAH by zenonaa reviews
The TMNT find true love. TMNTOC The summary is bad but the story is much better I promise!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
Revisionist History by Thought reviews
It's all dependant on the reader's interpretation of events.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Compassion - Complete
Baking: a Creative Interpretation by Thought reviews
The Doctor bakes. Anji finds this questionable.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - 8th Doctor, Anji K. - Complete
Evolution by sait4soreyes reviews
Raphael is a not-so-ordinary pet turtle trapped in an aquarium in a Brooklyn apartment. With no recollection of any other life, a sudden chain of events causes him to question everything he knows, and to find value within himself for the very first time.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,816 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Raphael
Twelve Years and Four Psychiatrists by Sanguine Ink reviews
Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Bound by KameTerra reviews
Friendship, family, love, and honor are the binding forces of life. But when life gets messy, some bonds sever too easily while others seem to hold you too tight. Features Don & April, but not in the way you might think!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,625 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Genius At Work by nightwalker3 reviews
Donnie's the smart one, but sometimes he misses the obvious.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Donatello, Raphael
Crossed Wires by WynterEyez reviews
Or: Five Ways the Biological Metacrisis Has Gone Wrong And One Way It's Gone Very Right . Humor. Rose discovers that, during the Metacrisis, the Doctor's wires got a little crossed. Not a 'real' Five Things style story, but close enough.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,131 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Blind Faith by Kakawot reviews
2003 series - "Raphael," I said, "the doctors can cure my blindness." At that time, I had no idea that the young man sitting at the table was a mutant turtle. A faith-in-humanity fic starring the woefully underdeveloped Mrs. Morrison.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Raphael - Complete
Endgame by Tori Angeli reviews
Sequel to The Halfway Point. An enemy who knows Raphael's secret strikes at his weakest point. Meanwhile, Donatello tries to deal with the unthinkable when Leonardo's vengeance returns to him from a source neither thought possible.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,525 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Being Donna Noble by wonderfulchild reviews
Donna discovers that traveling with the Doctor takes finding yourself to a whole new level.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Rabbit by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, 07Movie, not 09 compliant. Miles wasn't afraid of Sam, but still...Sam had an edge to him he hadn’t before. It was like flopping down on the comfy sofa in the basement, and gradually realizing that the odd lump he landed on was a loaded gun.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Miles L., Sam Witwicky - Complete
At the Pressing of the Button by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
They just appeared in the TARDIS, a golden haired little girl and an oddly familiar little boy. Now, Rose Tyler and the Doctor have two mysterious kids, Jackie Tyler, and who knows what else on their hands. Birthday gift for Tardisistheonlywaytotravel
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Frustration by King Rat reviews
Rose encounters a handsome military man while on a trip in the TARDIS, and closes in... Too bad he's used to dealing with anomalies - especially those related to the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Rose T., Benton - Complete
Memory Land by SpiritBearr reviews
The Enterprise has vanished and they don't have the first blue's clue as to why. Stranded on a planet where the past is a test, it's pretty lucky they're together. Because Jim Kirk is fighting not to loose it, and he needs all the help he can get.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,591 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
a match made in heaven by incandescens reviews
Dean meets the Transformers. He's met weirder.
Crossover - Supernatural & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Dean W., Jazz
Setting Things Right by shinyuy reviews
Four Heroic brothers, that is how they are known. What if, somewhere in the multiverse they weren't the heroes? What if, they weren't together? In a world not their own four lone turtles set out to make things right for those who haven't lost everything.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009
The Arena by DeeMG reviews
Stripped of his weapons, his family, and even his very name, one Turtle fights for the safety of everyone he loves. Mirage-verse
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,409 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Letters That We Never Meant to Send by Kallasilya reviews
Everybody knew that Leo wrote letters home while he was away on his training; but nobody knew that Raphael was writing letters back – not even Leo. Until now. Post-CGI film .
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Worst Morning Ever by tFantasyFan reviews
But hey: that was just Raph's opinion, and he was prone to a little exaggeration once in a while. Rocket launchers and out-of-body experiences abound.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Raphael - Complete
Before the Fall by LucyToo reviews
Leonardo comes to discover more about himself and his most antagonistic brother as he helps Raphael recover from an injury. Slash. Challenge fic. COMPLETE.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,052 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Money Shots by Swallowraven reviews
What do you do when your friends in the next room assault your eardrums with noisy, invasive sex sounds? If you're the Hamato brothers, you start placing bets. Rated M for some smutty talk.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
Auroras hope by Tori Angeli reviews
Arora is dumped by her bf Raph and has to make it on her on now but then she falls in love with someone who accepts her the way she is will he love her back R&R NO FLAMES PLEASE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009
Membership Drive by nightwalker3 reviews
The Justice Force knows the value of a strong team. That's why they won't break up Leo's.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Backseat Writer's Guide to Turtle Lovin' Logistics by Backseat Writer reviews
The title says it all. Rated for safety.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Descant by Vaeru reviews
G1/Jux compliant. Requiem sequel. Prowl doubted that his desired image of Respected Superior Officer came across very well with a half-scrapped mech clinging to his hand, but he loomed as best as he was able and glared.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
And Justice for All by SuperKat reviews
Fifteen years later, you’d think things would be different. But, as Donnie pointed out, the collective mind is not so easily swayed. One-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
A Monster's Emotions by Sanru reviews
Though he really couldn’t call them that emotionless, the things eyes had to be wide judging by how the purple mask was fitted to its face. The purple tails of the mask fell over its hunched shoulders to rest against its chest.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Donatello - Complete
Mrs Parr's Gargoyle by Swallowraven reviews
She spies something inhuman on the roof, and can't tell if it's performance art or a living gargoyle, but it's a nice distraction. Also, its feet are filthy and she hopes to god that thing is only a tail. A romance. Really.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,763 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Spitting Images by netgirly2k reviews
Donna Noble for Eleven?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Insomnia by tFantasyFan reviews
Simply put, Leonardo can't sleep. The remedy, it turns out, is fluff.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
When You Left Me There by Okami-chan reviews
New arrivals aren't all they're cut out to be. Optimus/Elita others. Slash implied. The characters listed are not a pairing, merely the POVs presented in the fic.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
The Halfway Point by Tori Angeli reviews
An alternate outcome of Eighteen Minutes. When a brother is attacked, the entire family is wounded. Sometimes, healing is harder than staying hurt. Winner of Best Tragedy/Angst in the 2007 TMNT Fanfic Awards.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,775 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Raphael - Complete
Almost Ten Minutes by Kay the Cricketed reviews
“You can learn all the crud you want to be prepared,” Raph tells Leo. “But it’s always gonna be that one thing you didn’t learn that comes back to screw you.” Comicverse.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Leonardo, Raphael
All The Small Things by Sinisstar reviews
It doesn't have to be big. Sometimes, the small things are all it takes. *Oneshot, Raph-centric. Sequel to "Happiness Pie"*
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Raphael - Complete
A Cloud by Any Other Name by Kay the Cricketed reviews
Crack drabble. In which the turtles debate the most important question of our time - who is the best Final Fantasy character? Leo's has enough of this nonsense.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
A Plan With One Obvious Flaw by netgirly2k reviews
A Female Time Lord, the one thing that had been missing from his cunning plan to repopulate Gallifrey.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
The Last Human by nightwalker3 reviews
The mutagen got into the water, the crops, the livestock. It got into humans, too, but it took longer for people to notice.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Strawman by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1/IDW: They weren’t programmed to make tough calls, to see the bigger picture, the long-term ramifications of every action. Better to lose the resources than to let them fall into enemy hands. Better to burn their bridges rather than let them be taken.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
A Treatise on the Properties of Ninja Wood by Serendipity1 reviews
Donatello regales his brothers with his scientific findings on the properties of their wooden weapons. They are rightfully astounded.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Donatello - Complete
Invisibility Check by Tori Angeli reviews
Donatello is fairly sure something's up. Fairly sure. Not entirely sure. Pretty sure. Something is probably up. In the meantime, he angsts.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Donatello - Complete
Conflict of Interests by Serendipity1 reviews
Donatello longs to return to the happy days of overwork and the complete lack of annoying helper robots.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Donatello - Complete
Lethe by Sinisstar reviews
Reality was always too far away... *Oneshot*
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Raphael - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
More Now Than Yesterday by nightwalker3 reviews
Raph wasn't so good at figuring Leo out anymore.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Misshapen Endeavors by Lament of Meow reviews
Enjoying a night off, Prowl and Jazz are abruptly interrupted by a crash-landing ship that holds a new alien race that no one's ever met before. Their biggest clue to the origins of this new species, however, seems to be this strange blue box...Prowl/Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
The Itinerant Lover by Serendipity1 reviews
This is a work of satire. Any resemblance to non-satirical works is completely dulled by the delight of comedy. A 'romantic' interlude between the brothers.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Raphael - Complete
Happiness Pie by Sinisstar reviews
As far as he was concerned, happiness pie, AND Michelangelo, could both suck Raphael's greasy terrapin tail. *Oneshot, Raph-centric*
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Raphael - Complete
The Ten Weddings of Donna Noble by netgirly2k reviews
Donna has to marry the Doctor. All of them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Kansas by MidnightHeir reviews
Sometimes what you want isn’t always what you need. Raphael one shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Raphael - Complete
Stillborn by nightwalker3 reviews
Raph hates the future.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Raphael - Complete
Fearful Normalcy by Jaganashi reviews
No good deed goes unpunished; Raphael is forced to share company with your average member of the human population. Rated for language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Raphael - Complete
Requiem by Vaeru reviews
G1. Jazz centric. Redline's hands were pure white, at odds with the deep blue and silver of the rest of his paintjob. Jazz remembered those hands very well. They had been the last things he had seen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Crush by kirin-saga reviews
Someone has a crush. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Grimlock - Complete
Cave In by Sanru reviews
A trip to the surface goes wrong and two turtles find themselves trapped underground. Will they make it home?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Glory by Schildkroete reviews
During the year that never was the Master tries to invade the Doctor's mind, but things do not go as planned.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
The Secret Language of Raph by nightwalker3 reviews
Raph loves his brothers, even when they're being total morons.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Raphael - Complete
Scars by KameTerra reviews
Just a sweet little ficlet . . . Leo-centric.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Leonardo - Complete
Of Ninjas and Fangs by Jenn the Ninja reviews
Angel comes to NYC on a mission and finds help in the strangest place. My attempt to make ninja turtles and vampires being in the same story a good thing. Rated for language, potentially violence. Crossover with the Buffyverse. Read and review, please
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,966 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Raphael
Thorns by Vathara reviews
What if Aeris found unexpected help before Zack broke out? AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,428 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Vacations Aren't Evil by vericus reviews
G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
The Sacred Art of Stealing by netgirly2k reviews
A completely serious and in no way silly ficlet in which the Doctor tries to pinch Sarah Jane's companions. Sarah Jane Adventures crossover.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Time Elapsed by Tori Angeli reviews
Something strange is happening to Michelangelo when he is caught in the wake of a rift in space and time. When he discovers that his family is disappearing one by one, he must find out what is happening to him, and to his family, and who is causing it.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,050 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Michelangelo - Complete
Tooth by Tori Angeli reviews
Someone's tooth is pulled. While the lair is out of anesthetics. Otherwise, a normal afternoon.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Splinter - Complete
Asexual by Joan Milligan reviews
In which Romana tells Rose the facts.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Romana II, Rose T. - Complete
Reflex by Lady Dementia reviews
You don’t think about your reflexes until afterward.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,098 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
To The Rescue by Tori Angeli reviews
Raphael has a WONDERFUL time, Leonardo is sure this will strike him as funny tomorrow, and Donatello attempts to beat Michelangelo at his own game. Rated for a a bit of language and violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Pain Relief by Tori Angeli reviews
Leonardo has a headache, Michelangelo gives the best massages ever, and Raphael shoots Donatello in the foot...so to speak.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Working Overtime by Tori Angeli reviews
Boys will be boys. Michelangelo's creativity proves tricky to remove from Raphael. Leonardo and Donatello talk about girls.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
How to Tell the Difference by Tori Angeli reviews
Klunk gets knocked up. Wait a minute...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Never Doing That Again by BeckyH77 reviews
Jack should be more careful of who and what he crawls into bed with. Characters: Jack, Nine, Rose. Warnings: Mpreg, hold the fluff, add humor. AN: I ranted about mpreg and then decided to see if I could do it better I could. Beta'd and britpicked.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Canary in the Coal Mine by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
This probably didn't happen. But the only one who knows for sure isn't talking. What would the Doctor do to convince the Time Lords that the threat of the Daleks was real?...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Return to The River by LucyToo reviews
Far from friends and without their father's help, four brothers must engage in the most difficult spiritual battle of their lives to save Raphael's mind and soul from being destroyed by an old enemy.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,919 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007
Defying Augury by LucyToo reviews
Don's hurt, Raph's not that bright, and Hamlet is mentioned more than once. Preslash.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
The Part You Won't Recognize by LucyToo reviews
Idealogical differences threaten to divide the turtles when Raph drags his brothers in to help stop a kind of criminal they haven't faced before: a coldblooded serial killer.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,397 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Silence by LucyToo reviews
Is it worse to suffer in protection of those you love, or to watch someone suffer to protect you? Leo, Don, Mike, and Raph struggle to recover from a horrifying captivity. Now completed!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,898 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Alienation by LucyToo reviews
Raphael is losing himself in growing doubts about his place in the world, and it's only made worse when he attracts the notice of a new criminal element in the city. His brothers come together to help him before it's too late. COMPLETED!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,498 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Motor Oil and Midnight Junkyard Raids by nightwalker3 reviews
Casey and Donatello don't really have a lot in common.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
The Mary Sue Auditions by Swallowraven reviews
The villians of the TMNT really want to destroy them this time! They'll even hold their own Mary Sue auditions to do it. Yes, it all gets quite silly. Received 2nd place for Best Comedy in 2007 Fanfic Competition.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Tradeoffs by ricebol reviews
An early encounter between the Doctor, Sarah, and the Reapers leaves the Doctor forever changed – but everything in life is a tradeoff. AU but could almost fit into canon. Rated for imagery. Four, Nine, Ten.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2006 - 4th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Dear Ms Karai by Swallowraven reviews
What does karai do in her spare time? Why, she tries to get published, that's what! Received 2nd place for Best Villian and Best Happy Ending, 3rd place for Best Comedy and Best Parody in 2006 fanfic comp.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
MarySue Wocky by Swallowraven reviews
A spoof of Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky. The boys face off against a frumious MarySue. Rated 'T' for Raph's mouth. [sigh] Received 2nd place for Best Poetry in 2006 Fanfic Comp.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Spring Cleaning by infiniteviking reviews
He's thoroughly tired of regenerating. But it's happened anyway, and this time there's no one around to help him get through it. 9th Doctor no spoilers except for the state of the console room. Edit: just cleaned the format up a bit.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
Womb-Born by nostalgia reviews
Ever failed to fit in?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2002
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Touching Atmosphere reviews
Pre-AoE. Different but familiar all the same, Crosshairs has walked on thousands of planets just like this one. This is only going to be a temporary stop. Crosshairs-centric, a collection of short stories and ficlets.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Crosshairs, Wheeljack, Drift - Complete
The Lost Children reviews
Prototype 2 AU. New York Zero is on the verge of destruction. Sergeant James Heller is pulled from the Red Zone to take part in a last ditch Blackwatch experiment to turn the tide against the Infection. Nobody said gaining a creepy voice in his head was part of the deal.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Alex M./Zeus, James H.
Free Fall
Without Raiden, there had been no Sunny. Just a number, no name, a cell, a computer and the whole internet before her. In which Sunny examines herself, her relationship to Raiden and the way they deal with life. Through dragons. (Sort of an xover but not really)
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Raiden, Sunny E. - Complete
His Most Loyal Servant reviews
Two-shot. 'On the contrary, becoming a Decepticon was the most Autobot thing I could have ever done.' The war is over but Optimus Prime remains firmly rooted in denial, unwilling to move on and accept the price that has been paid. (Complete)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Elita One, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Prowl - Complete
Electric Sheep reviews
It's a tale of a man, his pet dog and...his unwanted robot companion. Or: the one where Jazz is stuck on a bizarre planet with the strangest organic he has ever met.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,987 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013
Storming the Gates reviews
One-shot. AU fusion set during CoR: Assault on Dark Athena. Alex could quite honestly say he wasn't expecting an army of corpses to invade Aguerra Prime. A chance encounter between Earth's deadliest virus and the galaxy's most dangerous individual.
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Complete
Self Fulfilled reviews
The Lord Marshal received two warnings about Furya. Or: the one where the Doctor somehow manages to keep stumbling onto Riddick even though it is a really, really Bad Idea.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - 9th Doctor, Riddick, The Lord Marshal
Tempest reviews
He is born amongst the dead and he knows that he has come back wrong. Very wrong. (And he would have given anything not to have been right) A series of Time War short stories (AU)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - 9th Doctor
That Moment reviews
Canon compliant. Collection of one-shots and drabbles. Monsters: Riddick isn't a hero. But children keep asking him to protect them from the monsters all the same.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Riddick, W. Johns, Boss Johns - Complete
Stand back everyone, we are going to try science! reviews
Crack. One-shot. Donatello's brothers are pretty sure they know how science works. Donatello is not so impressed with their knowledge.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Fallout reviews
Dark fic. The bonds of a family are broken and the turtles' own humanity questioned when they experience a betrayal wrought by their very DNA.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,697 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Michelangelo, Raphael
The Dark Does Come reviews
One-shot. Horror fic. Post DOTM. Optimus never came back to life in Egypt. The Autobots don't discover this until it's too late. Based on Zea T's fic 'Tell Me Why.'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Optimus Prime, Prowl, Ratchet, Barricade - Complete
Surmount reviews
One shot. Dark fic. After the defeat of her enemies, Karai comes to the unwelcome realization that without them, she is nothing. Unfortunately, the turtles are beyond anyone's help now.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Karai, April O'Neil - Complete
Interdimensional Misadventures reviews
It was the strangest alien Master Chief has ever had the misfortune to meet. Then things got weirder. (In which Michelangelo is an avid fanboy with a transdimensional portal stick and the Chief just wishes he could forget this entire thing...)
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Michelangelo, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Eggshells reviews
Crack. In which there was supposed to be a plot and it doesn't happen. Addendum: Raphael vanishes for ten years. Then he comes home. There must be easier ways to see the world.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Alternative Canon Romances reviews
Crack. Tired of stereotypical romance fics, one fanfiction author returns to the source material to devise never seen before pairings. Warning: any canon character will be considered fair game. Chapter 5: It was a pregnancy that, by all reasoning and science, really shouldn't have happened. EVER. (Again). In which Raphael receives an invitation and Donatello is terrified.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Raphael, Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo
Redux reviews
One shot. Horror fic. Leonardo is insane. And dead. Unfortunately he is the only one who doesn't know it. Very dark and possibly mind-breaking. Also; a metaphor.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,050 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Leonardo, Agent Bishop - Complete
Patchwork reviews
Crack. Nick toon. Michelangelo is a genius. It's his brothers who are idiots. Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Renet - Complete
Anatomy 101 reviews
One-shot. Crack. Donatello has had enough. Everyone else is thoroughly traumatized. Warning: biology rant and utter insanity.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Donatello - Complete
The First Moments You've Ever Known reviews
IDW comics verse. You are the city's child, born on its streets and left to survive amongst misery and despair. A turtle awakes in an alleyway in New York city with no name, memory or family. He has nothing. He is nothing. A tale of a turtle and his city. Or perhaps, a city and its turtle.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Raphael
Down The Rabbit Hole reviews
One-shot. Some thought processes are endless. An author insert inside an author insert to end all author inserts. Or rather, a self-insert about failing to write a self-insert.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
A Reptilian Obsession reviews
One-shot. In the beginning, these moments were few and fleeting. In between his many duties, the vague thought would drift that everything would be easier with mutant ninjas. Of course, these things always come with a price.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Agent Bishop - Complete
Taking One For The Team reviews
Oneshot. Crack. In which the turtles are captured and stuck in a cell, Leonardo attempts to stage an intervention, Raphael has a serious problem, Donatello and Michelangelo try to challenge the status quo and Karai takes the tiniest steps in moving beyond her usual game plan. Unfortunately, reality has other ideas.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Of Creatures Great and Small reviews
One shot. 2012 cartoon. On her first trip to the lair, April meets Spike. Awkward questions and confusion ensue. Television has a lot to answer for and children that are raised in the sewers are bound to have some strange ideas about the way the world works. Circular logic is circular and teenagers will be teenagers.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2012 - April O'Neil, Raphael - Complete
Wonderbrats reviews
Crack fic. The TMNTs' lives are ruined when their home is invaded by hundreds of mutant babies they supposedly fathered. Third place 2011 Comedy award and Second place in the Strangest Scene category. Now complete with an explosion.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Donatello, Shredder - Complete
Beautiful Idiot reviews
Post A Good Man Goes to War. Crack fic. In which the Doctor has a plan, the TARDIS disapproves and the rules about companions get rewritten.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2012 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Chemical Equations reviews
One-shot. A romance fic of sorts but not really. Don and April share a kiss and it's everything that Donatello expected. There were times when April O'Neil was forcibly reminded that her five mutant friends are not human. This is one of them. Mentions of Mikey/Angel.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2012 - [Donatello, April O'Neil] - Complete
The Monster You Know reviews
Oneshot. In which two gunslingers in red walk into a bar and are astonished to discover how similar their lives are. Evil twin brothers are mourned, companions are mentioned and Oedipus complexes are discussed.
Crossover - Trigun & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Vash, Dante - Complete
Oblivious reviews
The death of heroism is not quick and memorable. It's a long, slow process that creeps inside, choking naivety until there's nothing left but the ashes of valor and honor.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Shadow J., Raphael, Michelangelo, Leonardo
Veleno reviews
There is a medicine box that sits in Splinter's room, hidden beneath various books and scrolls that the rat has collected over his lifetime. Splinter ponders a dark decision he's concealed the turtles' entire lives.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Splinter - Complete
Reality Check reviews
Crack. A tribute to some of those most annoying fanon characterisations.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Michelangelo, Foot Ninja - Complete
Sunshine reviews
WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH...and other inappropriate humor. The turtles celebrate the passing of their beloved brother. Crack.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
Ninja Barbies reviews
Crack. In which the real nature of the TMNT comes to light.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
The Most Regular Night Ever reviews
Crack fic. The TMNT get attacked. They don't get captured. They don't meet any mysterious girls with tragic pasts, parent issues & can magically spawn mutant turtle babies. They don't fall in love. There are no secrets. They kick ass and go home. The end.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
Undercurrent reviews
Companion to Virus, Shadowpuppet and Stranded. Yes, today was a good day for the lord of Planet Michelangelo as he discovers that sometimes comic books powers can come to life.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Michelangelo, Agent Bishop - Complete
Sewerbabes reviews
Crack fic. A mysterious girl falls into the sewers. She knows everything about Raphael. Things degenerate from there.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Raphael - Complete
Shadowpuppet reviews
A series of short stories and ficlets. Power transitions are rarely peaceful and normally bloody. Raph strikes a dark bargain to keep his family safe as he learns to deal with an unexpected gift. Companion to Virus and Stranded.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Karai, Raphael
Petshop Turtles reviews
"You mean, he really isn't our father? We were adopted?" Join us for the epic crack-fic that features turtles starting a machine cult, turtles who actually aren't turtles, and turtles who explode into caramel!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Stranded reviews
Oneshot. In which Leo blinks to find himself in a strangely familiar place. Companion to Virus, Undercurrent and Shadowpuppet.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Leonardo - Complete
The Wrong Choice reviews
Sometimes, there is no right choice. Warning: Questionable morality and dark themes.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
Dragonchild reviews
AU. Morrigan's ritual comes at a different price, Night's humanity. Spans from the end of DA:O through DA:A and beyond. Discontinued. See author's note inside.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,516 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Alistair, Surana
Skinwalker reviews
The turtles are hunted by a creature beyond their comprehension.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2011
The River reviews
Oneshot. Mirage comics volume 1. Sometimes, we can't control our dreams. First place 2011 in the Best Short Work category.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Raphael, Bloodsucker - Complete
Virus reviews
Oneshot. For what reasons would a turtle misuse their powers? Companion to Shadowpuppet,Stranded and Undercurrent. Won second place in the 2011 Horror category.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Donatello, Foot Ninja - Complete