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Joined 01-17-11, id: 2707729, Profile Updated: 11-07-13
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm an A level student with a fondness for sarcasm from the jolly land of the United Kingdom. Meaning that I use British slang and terms appropriately. HIP HIP HOORAY FOR CORRECT VERNACULAR. I apologise for any spelling or grammar mistakes and I try to keep myself as educated as possible when it comes to the English language so I hope you don't cringe too much at my writing. I spend most of my time not doing work.

Dogs are pretty cool.

That's pretty much it but I'm really bad at updating because I get horrific writers block for months at a time so yeah. I've also abandoned two of my stories so don't expect me to finish stuff because I'm really bad at that too.

I realise I come off as kind of unapproachable but really I can be kind of nice.

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Behind the Mask by tookkia reviews
It begins when he asks her to dance; charming, dashing, Hermione is enchanted; pity it's not who she expects. Tensions continue to rise, though, when a new poison threatens the magical world, more fatal than childish grudges. An impossible pair, surreally perfect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 193,559 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Soul of the Wolves by LR Earl reviews
Draco partners with Harry and Hermione in exchange for protection. Unknowingly, they enter an ancient mating ritual intended for werewolves. The bond gives them heightened powers, feelings and things are getting hot between the trio. Can they use this bond to defeat the Dark Lord without giving in to their carnal urges? DM/HG/HP triad, RL/NM, AU Sixth Year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 199,007 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and Dark Magic have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,061 - Reviews: 2540 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
The Fine Line Between Love and Hate by Short-circuit-Soulmate reviews
The Silver Marauders are the most popular group in school, consisting of Ron, Harry, Blaise and Draco. Hermione is the most unpopular girl in school. Blaise wants to discover the motivation behind Draco's constant bullying of Hermione. AU. Violence. CURRENTLY FIXING SPELLING AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES CAUSED BY 3AM UPLOADS...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 330,427 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
New Beginnings by skyroy14 reviews
"I think people have moved on just fine." He laughed without humor. "No, they haven't. You don't think I haven't noticed how you have your head stuck in a book all the time? Or how you always cover up that scar on your arm? Face it Granger, no one has moved on. There's not a refresh button you can just hit and hope that all your problems go away, and you can start over." Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 152,056 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Animal Instincts by gnrkrystle reviews
Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione and Draco are thrown together after a certain 'Malfoy trait' kicks in and Draco needs Hermione's help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,064 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Protector by sneaky-teaky reviews
Hermione is being forced to do Harry and Ron's homework,or to help them in a very different way. Draco finds out and agrees to protect her from her friends,simply to have the ability to get them in trouble if need be, oh, and for what she can do for him. Chapters 1-12 now with more beta!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,545 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 11919 - Favs: 12,096 - Follows: 10,269 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Queen's Knight by cleotheo reviews
There's a new craze in the wizarding world: Immersion Books. When Harry and Ron buy one for Hermione's birthday she finds herself immersed in a medieval world where a certain blond Slytherin has been cast as her lover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,744 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Playing House with Malfoy by DMlover8 reviews
Hermione and Draco get partnered up in a Muggle Studies project about parenting, when something horrible goes wrong and their project becomes more involved then either of them bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 141,355 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Rainbow: An Arranged Marriage of Malfoy & Granger by ReWritten-string-of-stories reviews
{first of the Magically Arranged Marriage series} In an OOC post-War London, the Ministry has decided that arranging marriages is the best path to a happy Wizarding world. Thing is? Witches and wizards ages 16 through 29 didn't bargain for this. Especially not Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,604 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Love Won't Save You by Corabel reviews
The good part of him that loved her and strove to be everything that his own Father wasn't told him that the vision might be nothing and would not come to pass. But the part of him that housed his longing obsession and possessiveness of her told him to give into the darkness that was lurking inside of him in order to save her life. Slow romance/Darkfic/Character Deaths/Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 180,169 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Right-Hand Woman by OogieBoogie reviews
Hermione has got a very, very strange condition. Call it a syndrome, if you may. It makes everything complicated more often than not. And then she sees Draco Malfoy after almost ten years. Of course things get even more complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,695 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cruel and Beautiful World by Lena Phoria reviews
After years of captivity, Hermione Granger fights her way onto the streets of Voldemort's London with only the knife in her pocket and the blood on her hands. There's a checkpoint on every corner, a curfew enforced by Voldemort's most trusted followers, and the only way back to the Boy Who Lived is through the Death Eater who let her be captured in the first place. DM/HG. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 422,070 - Reviews: 2285 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Disparem by UltravioletPinkRanger reviews
When a spell goes awry, Hermione gets stuck in two different future realities where she's living two completely different lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,888 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Goddess of War and Death by LR Earl reviews
*On Hold* From above, they make small things that have a profound impact. Hermione journeys to save a life. Little does she know that the Old Gods have plans for her and Draco Malfoy, whose time is slowly running out. EWE Celtic/Greek mythology references, M for language, graphic scenes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,407 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Twisted by Barryium reviews
At the Final Battle Hermione dabbles in peculiar magic and is catapulted into an alternate universe where the Order and her friends are bad, Tom Riddle and his followers are good, and Dumbledore is the Dark Lord. With Tom Riddle and Draco Malfoy having no hope left until her arrival, Hermione soon realises that things in this universe are just a little bit... twisted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,121 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Light Within the Darkness by StoneFeather30135 reviews
She's being abused by the one she once thought she loved. She's trapped. They think she's gone, but the truth is sometimes the most shocking thing. Who can save her from her personal hell? Will she ever get out? Will she be able to love as the world, as she once knew it, crumbles around her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 107,970 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Whatever I want? by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
" I get whatever I want, if I pretend to be your girlfriend right " Hermione asked. " I know I am going to regret this later, but yes Granger whatever you want " Draco said. WARNING Contains graphic language. No SEX scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,763 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Baby Project by T.MARIA2007 reviews
Set in seventh year.The teachers bring forth a different kind of lesson...let's see how the student's fare when faced with the biggest test of all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,545 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Claiming Hermione by ilke reviews
“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,833 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Fine Line by WaitLetMeExplain reviews
It's difficult working together with the person you hate. Even more so, when you're living together. Draco's Head Boy, Hermione's Head Girl... together they discover the fine line between hate and lust...and lust and love. Non HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,653 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Discoveries reviews
Back to Hogwarts after the war, Draco learns about his Veela heritage over the summer. Hermione discovers that maybe sometimes things aren't always what they seem. A breakout in Azkaban and a new plot forces people to return to war. Meanwhile Draco must bond with his mate quickly before his nineteenth birthday or he'll die. But will it be so easy to woo her? Warning: Abuse&Non-Con.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,607 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dancing With A Demon reviews
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are sent back to their First Year by a demon, and not only that, but they've switched places. Hermione is a Malfoy, and Draco is a Granger. At first they believe the past will simply repeat itself, but the demon has another idea. Draco and Hermione have to work together to escape from this sick game, but can they put aside their differences?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.