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Author has written 24 stories for Naruto, Degrassi, Inception, and Remember Me.

*E m i l y E p h e b i p h o b i a is currently reading: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson.

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~First of all ... Don't Think About Elephants

(You put your arms around me and I believe it's easier for you to let me go.)

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Ephebiphobia: Fear of Teenagers. (Explained vividly by MCR. Lol.)

She's overly sarcastic, underly social, perfectly abnormal.

-"I've got everything I need right here with me. I got the air in my lungs, a few sheets of blank paper.
I mean, I love waking up in the morning without knowing what will happen or who I meet,
where I will end up. The other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the biggest ships in the
world having champagne with you fine people. I say life is a gift and I'm not going to let it go to waste.
You do not know what hand you will be dealed next. You learn to take life as it comes to you
... to make every day count
." -Jack Dawson, Titanic.

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a n t h o l o g y by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o79: Today, I went on my first date with my longtime crush. When I kissed his cheek, my face tingled. I thought it was from giddiness. Instead, it was me having an allergic reaction to his cologne. My face now looks like a baboon's behind. FML.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 254,180 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
18 Flowers by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Of Fern: "Stop believing all women want a prince charming riding on a white horse, Sasuke-kun. Because I don't." [sasusaku oneshots] [Slightly Crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ A kiss a day, keeps the doctor away. 06. The Fire of My Loins (Pt. 1): "Maybe I'm just some nympho or something—Oh Gods, if I was a nympho, how could Sasuke ever love me?" Ino didn't know whether or not that was a rhetorical question; so, she decided it was best not to answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
scar tissue by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
She's not sure whether it's the physical scars or the mental ones that are killing her. Maybe it's both. Because after all, some scars don't heal if you keep on picking at them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,459 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
distract me by burning fireflies reviews
drabble - She cracked a smile. "So why aren't you stealing kisses from me now?"
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Poems, Porn, Platypuses, Portuguese, Passwords by 70ftofhair reviews
This is why you don't piss off Eames. Fill for LJ InceptionKink. Cracky crack fun. M for language.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Eames - Complete
Kick by swim freak 9000 reviews
"Arthur makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, doesn't he?" A take on Arthur and Ariadne's first kiss.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Must be a Death Wish by bea.tricks reviews
Takes place during the film. Arthur has a tea party with his inner fatalist. Rated T for language, because, inside his head, Arthur swears like a sailor.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
The Piano by moviemaniac12 reviews
Cobb buys a piano. The team have fun with it. The piano will have a hard time...A series of one-shots based around the team and a piano. Hopefully funny! A/A paring later!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne
Wired by Callisto Callispi reviews
Ariadne builds Arthur's dreamscape, and she turns to a new drug to sustain her creative drive: caffeine.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
The Thief by Hazelmist reviews
Ariadne has a bad habit: she steals from her coworkers. Arthur gets fed up and decides to steal something from her. A/A fluffy oneshot
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Takeaway Coffee and Spontaneous Kitchen Visits by Naranne reviews
Ariadne is having a bad day. Arthur bakes her cookies. ;; Arthur/Ariadne. One-shot, meme fill. Shameless, cavity-inducing fluff is contained herein. Read at your own risk. Rated T for language.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Wet Pants by Snow Lily RandomMuch reviews
Childhood fic. Sasuke's eyes widened in shock at the uncomfortable, embarrassing wetness on the front of his pants. Just when he thought he was done for, his pink-haired saviour came to his rescue. Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Leave it to Technology to Screw You Over by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
When Sasuke barrows Itachi's phone to sex Sakura things get out of hand. What he doesn't know is that Naruto also asked Sakura if he could barrow her phone to sext Hinata. Two phones, two boys and one cruel turn of fate. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Smile by Summersetlights reviews
His heart exploded every time he heard that come out of her mouth. He couldn't describe or name the feeling, it was something that he couldn't explain or answer to, it just was.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Concrete Angel by x.Sasu.Saku.x reviews
Sasuke Uchiha loved one girl. He loved her since the begining of high school.That girl, who he would do anything for, was Sakura Haruno. An angel to his eyes; too bad he didn't know how close she was going to be one... AU Song fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,485 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Crashing Calamity by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Ariadne knows she has it bad when - as soon as she catches sight of the pair of gaudy, fuzzy red dice hanging from her rear view mirror - she thinks of him. ArthurAriadne, oneshot
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2011 - [Ariadne, Arthur] - Complete
the magic words by azurelegance reviews
...and Karin didn't take notice of Sasuke when she mentioned the pink hair. /drabble. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Santa Uchiha by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"I still won't wear it." "It's red." "So?" "Red's your color." What if Sasuke dressed up as Santa Claus for the sake of his Family. Christmas fic. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In A Trunk by Angleico3156789 reviews
Ariadne and Arthur are stuck in a trunk of a car after a job gone wrong. Done for LiveJournal community inception kink prompt. Rated T for swearing. ONESHOT
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8086 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Peacock by TardisBluePen reviews
CRACK. Don't flame me please, this is not to be taken seriously. Eames owns a peacock shirt. Insanity ensues. Read with caution.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Eames - Complete
Coasters by disny07 reviews
Arthur likes things tidy. He doesn't expect much from the others except one thing: They need to use coasters. He constantly tells them this. But do they listen? No! One day Arthur is gonna snap, and it won't be pretty. Total crack/Psycho Housewife!Arthur.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Arthur - Complete
Just Like A Bird by OceanTiger13 reviews
Alternately entitled: Arthur vs. The Sliding Glass Door. Disclaimer: I don't own Inception, however much I like to do horrible things to the characters in my writing.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Arthur - Complete
Bedtime Stories by sabotouri reviews
"Leading scientists say that the bedroom should only be used for sleep and... uh..."
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
Scarves and Ties by don't-tell-me-not-to-live reviews
Curse that alarm clock of hers... *Day Two of the 'Inception' Oneshot Week* Rated T for Ariadne's slight potty mouth...
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Wake Up by don't-tell-me-not-to-live reviews
Arthur tends to get violent when his sleep's interrupted. Ariadne's able to calm him down.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Darling Arthur by MrsShadow reviews
Drabble written to fill a prompt on Inception kink. A sweet little fic about Arthur's surname being Darling. Enjoy! T for language
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
Of Bad Dreams and Juvenille Pranks by escapedreality reviews
Several minutes, or perhaps it was several hours. He didn't really care. ArthurAriadne.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Ignorance by RecklessXRelentlessXRuthenia reviews
Sasuke was always ignorant towards others right? I saw him again, but he still pushed me away. We'll see about that Sasuke! Contains lyrics from Ignorance, by Paramore. Done in Sakura's Pov. Don't skip it, read it please. Sequel coming up later!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Girlfriend's Father Is An Ass by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Respect. You're going to treat my daughter with respect. What? The same type of respect when she was five and you took her virginity!" "I didn't take her virginity at five you sick freak! Who in the world told you that?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Freakin' Talk by AeroCharm reviews
Being locked in a room with Sasuke and forced by bestfriends to have The Talk isn't so bad. Right? AU Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
table talk by the blanket reviews
AU. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU with a side of ITACHI. In which two is company and three is clearly a crowd. Really, it was all Sasuke's fault, anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Arrogant brat! I love you with everything I have! by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sakura had never said no to him in the bedroom before. She always gave him what he wanted, never once objecting. But that was about to stop. The spoiled man above her was just that. Spoiled.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Motionless by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke's not going to live!" In which time means everything. "I'll give him my heart."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Letters by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
CRACK. "Sakura, I know you so well because I've been watching you. Don't get freaked out or anything, I SWEAR I'm not stalking you. " In which Sasuke tries to confess his feelings towards Sakura through a letter. Three-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
a farmer's dozen by the blanket reviews
AU. FLUFF. CRACK. SasuSaku. In which—despite being His Own Worst Enemy—Sasuke still manages to get his mack on. “I, uh, really like the way you shuck your corn.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
kiss me through the phone by the blanket reviews
CRACK // FLUFF. SasuSaku. “Sakura? Did you pass out? Yell if you’re being molested.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Marriage Proposals by visionary dreams reviews
CRACK. "Have my babies." What kind of proposal was THAT? SasuSaku / Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mitara Wakaru Desho? Isn't it Obvious? by Astrocam reviews
Why would anyone take me to prom? I'm sick, and bald, and ugly. What guy in their right mind would..."Sakura, I'm taking you to prom." "Why?" "Isn't it Obvious?" //Sasu&Saku, three-shot//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The First Time We Did It by Xmarksthespot reviews
How Sakura's story could be easily misunderstood by her friends. implied SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bursting Bubbles by Daisy Eclipse reviews
While waiting for Kakashi and Naruto, Sakura decides to have some gum. And hey, maybe teaching Sasuke a few new things would be pretty fun, too? Fluffy oneshot! SasuSaku first-kiss. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
whips and tips by the blanket reviews
Dialogue. Innuendo. CRACK. SasuSaku. “You really can’t wrap your lips around it? Not even the tip? Tsk. You’ve disappointed me, Sakura.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Lovely Thing Called: Testosterone by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Get a room!" Naruto scoffed at the kissing couple. Pause. "WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" He yelled at Sasuke. The Uchiha smirked, "You just told us to get a room."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
be the one by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. "Sakura Haruno." She informed. "Why did you just introduce yourself now?" He asked. "Sweetie, you should know the name of the person who’s about to get down and dirty with your briefs.” CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A grey hair by Delione reviews
A way for Uchiha Sakura to wake Uchiha Sasuke up...and to see his reactions of being old.... Sasusaku story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fitting Perfectly by Nascense reviews
SasuSaku. Why won't his hand fit right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Hotel Room by blankdreamer reviews
How the hell are we supposed to use this room if it’s the size of a bathtub and only has one bed?” Sakura snorted and looked at Sasuke. Naruto stared at Sasuke, waiting for an answer. Sasuke sighed. "I take right, Sakura, middle, and Idiot, left"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Superhero by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sasuke in spandex. Need I say more?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Titanic SasuSaku style by XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX reviews
Okay this is my version of Titanic. The pairing, as many of you have probably guessed already, is SasuSaku. If you like review. If you just wish to flame then don't bother. Enjoy everyone! This story for the memory of 1,500 that died when Titanic sank.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,953 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unknown To All by Queen of Pascalities reviews
Because, unknown to all, every night, before going home, she would go see Sasuke in his cell. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sunshine Caress by AkaiiDenetsu reviews
In the halls of the Uchiha estate...a soft lullaby sings a certain someone to sleep.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Interruptions by Michiko Kaori reviews
Sasuke and Sakura want to have their intimate alone times. But they find themselves to always be interrupted by their four year-old son as he bombards them with questions concerning their—err—suggestive positions. SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Love You, You Idiot by Michiko Kaori reviews
He returns, she doesn’t care. He asks her out, she turns him down. He apologizes to her, she ignores him. He kisses her, she slaps him. But when Sasuke tells her he loves her, can Sakura tell him she doesn’t? SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
10 Chances by jillykinss reviews
All he had was 10 chances. 10 chances to to tell her he loved her. And with each chance, his love grew more and more. SasuSaku fluffy oneshot #1 in '10' Series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,590 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pretend by Ashi Ruby reviews
She knew he didn't love her. But she liked to pretend he did. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Locker Room Secrets by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku AU ONESHOT Dialogue CRACK. "Sasuke has a diary?" "It's not a diary!" "Right, sorry, I meant to say Poetry Book." "Poetry?" "I don't freaking write poetry!" What is said in the boy's locker room stays in the boy's locker room. Well, not for long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
sticks and stones by the blanket reviews
CRACK. Dialogue. SasuSaku. “Doesn't make sense? Sure it does. Your Sharingan? Red. Your skin? Pasty. Clearly, you're albino. And, also, P.S, Sasuke-kun. There’s this thing called sunlight. Get some.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Dirty Little Secret by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku. A story in which Kakashi tells Sakura something about her boyfriend Sasuke that involves orange, a perverted white-haired man, and something that Sakura absolutely detests. What could go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kiss for Bliss by xBlu3-Appl3x reviews
..."How about a kiss for bliss?"...."Aa." He smirked....She knew what that meant. /SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Wonders of Icha Icha by Gabbeh reviews
Uchiha Kenji found a little orange book in his father’s drawers. He looked through it but couldn’t understand what the hell it was talking about. The pictures looked funny too…so he decided to ask his parents about it. Better get ready, Sakura…Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pregnant ABC's by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:One-shot:. I, Sasuke Uchiha, will tell you how bad Sakura is when she's pregnant. In ABC form. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jump Rope by BlackElement7 reviews
Cinderella, dressed in yellow, went upstairs to kiss her fellow. By mistake, she kissed a snake; how many doctors did it take...?" SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Test Of Patience by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:One-shot:. A horny Uchiha is not a patient Uchiha. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A New Tactic by fantasmefantastic reviews
OneShot. SasuSaku. No ownage of Naruto here. Sakura has devised a new tactic to catch Sasuke's attention, and get him to at least acknowledge her. The question is; will it work?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wake Up, Darling by viviannnnn reviews
It's two in the morning and all he wanted was sleep but his wife really, REALLY, needed to use the bathroom. SasuSaku and mild Team7 for ohwhatsherface
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Kiss Myths by Pinboo reviews
12 different short drabbles about kiss. Oneshot. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kawarimi by asteriskjam reviews
They were long, slow nights and she was dying underneath the mask. [SasuSaku] [onesided SasuKarin] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Consistency by ohwhatsherface reviews
Nine times Sasuke says 'thank you' and doesn't mean it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Man to Man Talk by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
What's that thing sticking out of your pocket? It read: FRISKY CONDOM, Strawberry Flavor. Congratulations! You picked out a good choice! Our bestseller! ENJOY! [slightly crack][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pang by metaphorically-blue reviews
Sakura confronts Sasuke. [She glares at you, and in the time it takes to blink and wonder why she's glaring, she punches you in the face.][SasuSaku, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snapshots by WeLcOmE2pArAdIsE reviews
[Oneshots of Pregnant!Sakura][8:23][SasuSaku : SasuNaru friendship] “Y’ know, I thought since you were gonna be a dad, you would start being all responsible and stuff, and stop screwing around in public like rabbits in heat!”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
First Kiss by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura mourns the loss of her first kiss and Sasuke proves her wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sweet Nothings by Nymbis reviews
As it turns out, Sasuke isn’t very sexy. Sakura x Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because Of All The Estrogen by ohwhatsherface reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snakebite by FallenAngel462 reviews
While on a mission, Sakura is bitten by a snake, and Sasuke takes it upon himself to suck the poison out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Addiction by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
He didnt care for her at the beginning, but most addictions start out that way. Soon enough, he was plainly addicted. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Misunderstandings by ohwhatsherface reviews
When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tomatoes by iMissa reviews
Sasuke loves tomatoes, but as stalkerish as Sakura was, she never knew this. Poor, poor Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Color of Devotion by Ash Road reviews
Sasuke sees more than just his opponent's next move with his Sharingan. [Sasuke centric, with hints of SasuSaku.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
IOU by NerfHerder101 reviews
Because it was her birthday, and he felt he owed her something. Sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Face Down by Malfoy's Mate reviews
A one shot! Sasuke abuses Sakura and Naruto goes to show Sasuke how wrong that is. Song is Face Down by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 151 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Words of Advice by Wicked Enough reviews
/OneShot/SasuSaku/ When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: do not have sex with the authorities.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Desperate Daddy by white epitome reviews
"Baby, isn't your daddy dropdead gorgeous? Isn't he the most powerful? You surely inherited those traits from me." Sakura raised an eyebrow at the cooing man beside her. "Sasuke, you're talking to yourself again." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Happy Ending by O-Renji-Un reviews
“Liar.” “AM NOT!” His crimson eyes flashed, “Prove it…kiss me and prove that you do not love me anymore...”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pillow Talk by MoonstrucK 123 reviews
One night, as Sakura speaks, Sasuke actually listens for the first time...SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pretender by Lyraelin reviews
[SasuSaku] When he slips between her sheets, she pretends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Possessive by blissyblissliss reviews
Oneshot [SasuSaku] She loved it whenever his possessive side for her emerged.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bastard by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Sasusaku. Sakura has to come to terms with the Uchiha bastard. 'Why would he ask ME to train with him if he thinks I'm annoying and weak in the first place? Bastard. Bastard. BASTARD.' Slightly crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Behind the Scenes reviews
Ever wondered what really happens on a job? Well, you can see here; its all recorded! Crack.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
Wings of an Angel reviews
Things seemed to change all together, when he showed up in her life, wings and all. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,489 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Cruel Cycle reviews
She really does hate this sick cycle, but at the same time, she can't help but love it. SasuSaku. Deleted Second Chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Auto Correct reviews
In which the Inception team learns what it's like to have an auto corrected phone, especially Eames.. CRACK. M for Language.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Complete
Sharp Dressed Man reviews
Because every girls crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. Aka.. Arthur. Slight crack.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Arthur - Complete
Sursumdeorsumphobia reviews
To get rid of Arthur's fear of elevators, Ariadne takes a "leap of faith" and performs Inception on Arthur, which turns out to be more complex than she even expected. Arthur/Ariadne.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,165 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Hollow reviews
Everything gave way in her and she could feel her stomach wrenching, throat burning, heart ripping; if physically possible. Drabble for after Tyler's gone.
Remember Me - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Complete
Misjudged reviews
Where Sasuke's expectations for his birthday didn't quite match up with reality. Happy Birthday Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Symptoms reviews
Arthur starts to exhibit the symptoms of an addiction towards Ariadne. Arthur/Ariadne.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Of Cats and Six Packs reviews
Because Tora, the demon cat, doesn't mix with hot men. KakaSaku. Crack. Done for Pookie Boo
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Boundless Love reviews
It started when they found him unconsious at the gates of Konaha, needing a heart transplant. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cupcakes reviews
In which Arthur makes Red Velvet Cupcakes for the team, but never seems to get to eat one. Arthur/Ariadne. Fluffy little oneshot.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Drunken Dreams reviews
There is a reason why you shouldn't get the Inception team drunk. Here's why. PURE CRACK, short one-shots.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
Of Suits and Scarves reviews
In which an idea from Yusuf lands Ariadne in a suit and Arthur, darling, in a scarf. All because Arthur wouldn't tell Ariadne he cares for her. Arthur/Ariadne. Slight langugage.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Like a Disease reviews
Ariadne considered going to a therapist to try to figure out what that impossible and unreal man, Arthur was doing to her mind. Ariadne/Arthur. High T for slight cursing and slightly suggestive.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
The Point Man reviews
Guess you know why they call Arthur the Point Man, and thank you Eames for explaining it. Arthur/Ariadne. Suggestive little one shot.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Ragdoll reviews
Orochimaru's hideout is Sasuke's residence, but things change when he meets a stranger.. who seems to be missing her childhood. "Very good, Sasuke sama." SasuOC. Rating for language, blood, and fights.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,187 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Petals reviews
Sasuke inwardly thanks his Mother for teaching him the little petals game when he was young. SasuSaku Oneshot. Happy Valentines Day!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Backrubs reviews
In the back of my mind I plan another way to pull a muscle in my back. Just to get another one of Clare's personal massages. Thank you, Morty. Eclare
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Nightmares reviews
I realized, Clare was my escape from the nightmares, as Julia lay dormant in my mind, my hand entertwined with the sleeping girl's beside me. I'm sorry Julia. Eclare.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Shopping reviews
Sasuke takes a trip to the store. "Look! Teme! I'm Sakura-chan!" He gestures to the large round melons stuffed up his shirt. CRACK. NaruSasu Friendship If you count beating up Naruto Minor SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Texting reviews
In which texting leads to Sasuke asking Sakura out, after she signs up for something on the internet. Sasusaku, NaruIno. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Uchiha reviews
Just a nomal day in the Uchiha household. "Did you just give him a CONDOM?" Gasp. "Sasuke-kun! You didn't!" Smirk. Because they don't want to be old grandparents. Sasusaku FutureFic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Damn Bench reviews
Every month she would sit on the bench for exactly an hour, and before leaving she would place a cherry blossom on it. "Thank You." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete