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Joined 01-17-11, id: 2708246, Profile Updated: 01-18-11

I'm a reader not a writter. I cannot come with a structured story, just bit of thigs that won't get together.

After something like 4 years of lurking here, I finally got an account !! Finally I'll be able to collect my fav stories.

Things that currently annoy me in fanfics :

Summaries full of spelling mistakes. If you cannot write such a short piece of text without those, then I presume your story is unreadable, and I won't even click on the link.

Summaries written in caplocks. Seriously it's so retarded, it makes the author sounds like some sort of shouting hyperactive brat.

Canon Sue. Mary Sue are bad, but canon Sue are worse. I really don't like it when a character I like is turned in a super idealized beautiful perfect angel everyone like and blabla. It makes me puke. Some people need to understand that flaws are what make a character entertaining, and that being loved by anyone is neither realistic nor interesting. It's just annoying.

I also hate when the character names aren't spelled properly.

Teen pergnancy fics. WTF !!! There is nothing desirable about it, but apparently the immature female teens who make the majority of writters on the Naruto part of ff.net thinks it is. It's diheartening.

Etc.

I never flame, even if it really tempts me reading some of the gabage stocked her. I'm well aware most writters are really young and that they will probabely improve if let the oportuny of. I'm not going to shatter their fragile self confidence even if their story sucks. I'm not paying for it and they guenuinely share it, they aren't doing anything wrong, they are just lacking talent.

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Vehemence by Aquarius Dragon reviews
Behind the veils of past, a family is ruined by the blight of suspicions and massacre. Leaving his boyhood behind, Sasuke vows to find truth and puts everything at risk: his innocence, a dream; his loyalty, an old yarn; his seductions, necessary cards. He will put them all to the test to taste the trickles of vengeance. But, between mischievous seductions ... Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 175,240 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 18h - Published: 9/15/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Itachi U.
Curiouser and Curiouser by valbino reviews
Tasked with preventing the Uchiha Massacre, the Hokage does the only logical thing: arrange a marriage between the heirs of their two biggest clans. This is the aftermath. Non-Massacre AU, eventually ItaHina. Incomplete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 35,808 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
The Chaos Theory by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
"If you die, I die," he mentioned. "Tell me when you're ready." Time travel story. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Inevitable Reality by axsce reviews
He had been first confessed to when he was eleven. He hated it. Now, he's left with no knowledge on how to approach love, even when it's right in front of him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,493 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Dreamcatcher by Airyo reviews
Nothing about Itachi, she realized uncomfortably, was ever by accident...Nothing about Hinata, he realized with exasperation, could ever be considered normal. Drabble-esque.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 76,317 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 11/6/2012 - [Hinata H., Itachi U.] - Complete
The Most Beautiful Bitter Fruit by Homely reviews
He was a myth, almost never showing his face; to see him is like to see a shooting star fall right out of a pure black sky. Yet there he was, writhing like the snake he'd once been, slithering through the cracks of Konoha's dead night for only her eyes to see. SasuHina, post-war, in which Sasuke returns to the village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,976 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Perspective by Supercar reviews
Sasuke Uchiha was not a pervert. It was his job to watch over the Hyuga girl.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Caged Raven by hitokiri-battousai.oro reviews
They say that distant memories are like a dream. It will fade away and when it comes back, you can't be sure if it is really a memory or just a figment of a dream. Did it really happen or is it all just in the head? UPDATED! (Rated M to be safe)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,527 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
All Our Bruised Bodies by Homely reviews
College was supposed to be the year that changed things for the better, for both of them. Had they not found each other, that may have been the case. Sometimes, when two worlds come together, a volcano can erupt. SasuHina, AU; Warning: drug use and crime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,686 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Lense by Supercar reviews
Unwilling to rely on her father yet unable to financially support her independence, Hinata Hyuga finds herself mistakenly thrust into the dark and exhilarating business of sex, all whilst finding a familiar face in Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Rubatosis by sailortsun reviews
"This was wrong. She shouldn't be doing this. But, in his arms, she heard his steady heartbeat. And every beat was a constant reminder that he was here. He was here with her, and for once in her life, Hinata felt safe." / indefinite hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,110 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Endgame by Lady Eowyn of Ithilien reviews
The war's over, but who said rebuilding would be easy? Shikamaru's losing a chess match to an unknown opponent and Ino's a fly in the SPIDER's web. Hinata joins ANBU where Sasuke is betrayed by a ninja he trusts. Naruto battles to determine the role of jinchuriki after the peace treaty's been signed; Sakura fights to save him from himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 134,280 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - [Ino Y., Shikamaru N.] [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Staying on Top by Mauia88 reviews
They work in industries that attract, so maybe it's no wonder they attracted each other. [SasuHina] [model!AU] [mostly T-rated but towards the end rated M]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,779 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 8/22/2012 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
An Eminanting Lavender Glow by Reigned reviews
The older Uchiha brother had helped her. He had saved Hinata on her seventh birthday, in more ways than one could imagine. The boy had even smiled at her. Four years later, the twelve year old Hyuga heiress finds herself training under the handsome analytical genius and bloodthirsty ANBU black ops captain, the same yet vastly different boy. AU,non-masacre,PreNinja Academy Grad
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
Haunted High by Sacrowhunter reviews
Hidden Leaf High School is a high school like any other, only difference is, it's plagued by vampires, ghosts, ghouls, and other members of the undead. Sasuke, Naruto, and Shikamaru hunt these monsters and keep their classmates safe, even if they don't know it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,913 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 10/26/2012 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] [Ino Y., Shikamaru N.]
A Fool's Destiny by Darth-Taisha reviews
Modern/AU/Triangle: Sasuke/Hinata/Itachi. One brother had a one night stand with her a year ago, while the other one just started dating her a few months ago. May the most deserving brother win.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,443 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Itachi U.
The Madness of an Enchanting Obsession by AnnaDax reviews
Three years after the Fourth Shinobi War the world is at peace. Determined to win Naruto's heart, Hinata lives with the goal of finding Uchiha Saske and bringing him back to Konoha. What she will find though, is quite unexpected...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,848 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
My One In A Million by Renoa Heartilly reviews
In a world of many options, he only really needs one. In-Universe, post-War Sasuhina. Finished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,403 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Hyuuga Curse by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
In the bureau Sasuke found a few more big tan jackets (which made him twitch), multiple orange panties (which made him twitch even more for some reason), and a few other...girl...things. A Light in Darkness Re-Write. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,831 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Blood and Sand by Okaami-chin reviews
"How many men? A hundred, A thousand?" Tsunade glared. "I would kill them all." Said Sasuke. "Then do it in the arena. Fight for me, and the honor of my forefathers. Prove yourself, fight , gain your freedom, and that of the brother you've lost.Pass the final test tonight with honor and servitude, call me Domina, and I will help to reunite you both. The choice is yours Sasuke."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,070 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Wedding by Fairheartstrife reviews
A week long pre-wedding celebration turns into something unexpected for two of the guests. Old friends, rivalries, and romance blend together for an eventful ceremony. Sasuke x Hinata along with some side pairings . Modern Day AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,985 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Innocence by Heero91 reviews
The village began to burn around them, men and women screaming as they were cut down. So they ran. With nothing but the clothes on their backs the girls fled into the woods mindless of the stories they'd been told as children. The Silent Woman and the Hanged Man, the Bastard Cerberus, the Spider Keeper, the Long Shadows and the Keep of Damned Souls. They ran from fire into the cold
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,995 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Rated S for Sasuke by RenjiRulez5986 reviews
Everything about him was rated S. Rated S for 'Sexy', S for 'Stuck up', S for 'Superior' and S for 'So not Naruto'. But when he notices that a certain Hyuuga is rated S in ways that Sasuke has absolutely no objections to; Rated S for 'Subtle', S for 'Shy', S for 'Secretly Sexy' and S for 'Soooo not Sakura', he decides to add another 'S'; Rated S for 'Sasuke's'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,629 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Road to Blasphemy by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
After bumping her head, Hinata makes some sexual demands on the unsuspecting Uchiha. Sasuke has a moral decision to make! Sasuke/RTN!Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Ao no Hono by Rileyyy reviews
When Uchiha Itachi said that he needed the Hyuuga heiress to bow to him, the last thing he expected when he came home was to find her cleaning it.::ItaHina livejounal challenge::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,558 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Mask by Cherry1315 reviews
The war had come and passed, and Hinata finds herself questioning what's right, wrong, or selfish. What is one to choose when it seemed all they fought for was this man who ought to be dead? Oneshot. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by College n Curls reviews
Age is nothing but a number and love crosses all boundaries.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,709 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
the flowers whispered by Irradiance reviews
"Tell me your name." Post-war. Spoilers for chapter 614 and beyond.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/26/2013 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
uchiha revived by romocops reviews
sasuke wakes up and he's not in kansas anymore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,691 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
As Far As Innocence Goes by Zwei Shonagon reviews
In another world, the Third Hokage is a little bit more creative. Uchiha Itachi isn't sure he appreciates this creativity as he finds himself staring at his fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. He's doubly suspicious when he finds himself, quite coincidentally of course, the instructor of Team 8. AU Political Itachi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
The School Playboy by Yomitoru reviews
Sasuke is the biggest playboy in all of Konoha who seduces almost every girl and woman that crosses his path. What happens when he sets his sights on Hinata? Requested by an anonymous user, slight NaruHina SasuHina; Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Teamwork by Proteus DMC reviews
Sasuke has returned to Konoha, but his return came with a price: a marriage. And not just any marriage-a marriage to the one kunoichi with whom he felt no spark whatsoever. Marriage counseling is in order, but can or should he trust Naruto with the job? Narusaku, Sasuhina and... well... variations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,542 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Host by xREILAx reviews
One simple lie changes Hinata's life forever, when she meets Sasuke, a mysterious man working at a host club in Tokyo! But there's far more to him than meets the eye, as Hinata discovers in a whirlwind of events! Rated M for future lemons & language,themes etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,604 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Tag by ohgoditsbriony reviews
It's a deadly game of Cat and Mouse — and Hinata and Sasuke are wrapped up in it all. Don't think about tomorrow. Live every day as if it were your last. "Tag," he whispered. "You're it." —Sasuke/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,975 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Hitsuzen by Blue Quartz Foxy reviews
Slightly AU: From Hyuuga heiress to honorary Uchiha, Hinata feels that she has to take care of her two adopted brothers. And unknown to our hapless heroine she is engaged to marry one brother while the other is starting to develop a crush on her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,465 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Bittersweet by Lisea18 reviews
When Naruto gets married, Hinata finally understand her love will always be one-side. As she enters Anbu she learns to know Sasuke and discovers they have a lot more in common than meets the eye. SasukeHinata. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,461 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete