Hammer of Destiny
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Joined 01-17-11, id: 2708739, Profile Updated: 06-28-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

This is the collab account for HammerHips and JaspersDestiny.

Enjoy our crack...please.

Mr. Ed says so.

Floaters and Sinkers won 2nd Place Judges Pick, That Really Happens Award, and the Best Comedic Value Award in the Real Love Contest.

Parental Discretion is Advised won the Best Comedic Value Award in the Real Love Contest. Woohoo!

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Parental Discretion is Advised reviews
You never get too old to call Mom and Dad for help... Judges choice for Disaster Alert Award in the Real Love Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Floaters and Sinkers reviews
It's important to make a good first impression. But when you have an amorous, cockblocking dog, a nosy neighbor, and a boat that refuses to float, a good first impression is hard to come by. 2nd Place in the Real Love Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mr Ed reviews
Who knew one game of Go Fish could change your life irrevocably? AU/Crackfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Jasper