Author has written 14 stories for D.Gray-Man, Kuroshitsuji, Death Note, Vocaloid, and Loveless.
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School is back on so updates will be slow. Death Note: Another Note will be deleted because too many people said it was illgeal, which I already did know.
Avatar: Lin from Spirited Away (note: If you haven't seen this moive, I think you should its awesome ^_^) and she looks like she would be in the awesome Vocaloid song called Matryoshka
Pen Name: Akira Kyoko (meaning Clear Mirror) Penname formally diap-chan1313
Monday: Thats true
Real Name: Monday
Monday: No, Its Charlie
Sex: No thanks
Monday: Her gender is female. but she wants to be a dude
DOB: Aug 13 1997
Monday: This is real
Astrological Sign: Leo
Monday: This is real
Chinese Zodiac: Ox, I think
Monday: I believe it is
Living In: An insane asylum
Monday: No, shes in a house
Likes: Sleeping (though I get hardly any), YAOI, writing (even though I SUCK at it), reading, YAOI, music, watching anime and have I said YAOI
Monday: More or less
Dis-likes: Bitch faces, most people, school
Monday: Thats just to begin with. She hates A LOT of things
Anime: Naruto, Naruto Shippuden (sp?), Kuroshitsuji, Kuroshitsuji II, Gravitaion, Loveless, Death Note, D.Gray-Man, Lucky Star, Ouran High School Host Club, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Durarara!!
Monday: She says she watches a lot but she watches hardly any, see ^
Manga: Sensitive Pornograph, Death Note, Elfen Lied, And A Whole Lot Of Random Yaoi Doujinshi ^_^ (I'm More Into Watching Animes). Though I'm Planing To Read More... =)
Monday: Hm. When she read Sensitive Pornograph she was in the same room as her brother. I hope he wasn't scared >.>
OVA: Gravitation: Lyrics Of Love, Ciel In Wonderland and Sensitive Pornograph, Welcome to the Phatomhives, Rozen Maiden, Maiden Rose,The Kaze to Ki no Uta (This was so sad~! But I loved it)
Monday: I thinks that it. Charlie has a brain the size of a goldfish so she may of forgot some. When she watched Sensitive Pornograph she had to turn the volume down during the um, FUCKING HOT SMEXY SMEX~! So her brother or father won't hear the 'sounds' and ask her what she was doing. Also during it she would know WHEN the sex would be (maybe because she read the manga)..
Naruto/Shippuden: Sasuke x Naruto, Naruto x Sasuke, Itachi x Sasuke, Kakashi x Sasuke, Sasori x Deidara, Deidara x Hidan and so much more it would take up like 10, 000 pages
Kuroshitsuji/II: Sebastian x Ciel, Alois x Ciel, Sebastain x Alois, Timber x Thomas x Canterbury, Timber x Thomas x Canterbury x Alois, Sebastain x Grell, Sebastain x Undertaker, Sebastain x Claude, Claude x Sebastain, Bard x Finny, Sebastain x Finny, Finny x Ciel
Durarara!!: Shizuo x Izaya, Kida x Mikado, Izaya x Kida, Izaya x Mikado, Shinra x Celty
Gravitaion: Shuichi x Yuki, Ryuichi x Shuichi, Thoma x Shuichi, Yuki x Thoma, Hiro x Shuichi, Hiro x Yuki and Hiro x K
Loveless: Soubi x Ritsuka, Youji x Natsuo and Youji x Natsuo x Ritsuka
Death Note: Light x L, Mello x Matt, Mello x Near, Mello x Matt x Near, Beyond x L, Beyond x Light, Misa x Sayu, Light x Sayu
D.Gray-Man: Kanda x Allen, Lavi x Allen, Lavi x Kanda, Tyki x Allen, Tyki x Kanda, Reever x Komui, Devit x Jasdero, Tyki x Devit x Jasdero, Lenalee x Road, Tyki x Jasdevi/Jasdebi
Ouran: Mori x Hunny, Hikaru x Koaru, Kyoya x Tamaki, Kyoya x Hikaru, Koaru, Kyoya x Hunny, Mori x Kyoya, Haruni x Renge, Nekozawa x Tamaki
Monday: There is WAY more!
Naruto/Shippuden: Naruto, Kakashi, Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, Pein, Tenten, Temari, Shikamaru, Kankuro, Gaara, and more
Monday: Yea, this anime she LOVES pretty much all the charaters. It was also the first one she really watched.
Kuroshitsuji/II: Sebastain, Ciel, Drocell, Alois, Finny, Bard, Grell, Pluto, Undertaker and the Triplets
Monday: Hmm, this is about it...Maybe a few more that don't come to mind right now..
Gravitaion: Shuichi, Ryuichi, Thoma, Hiro, K
Monday: Yep, really nothing to say here..
Loveless: Ritsuka, Youji and Natsuo
Monday: Really not many people in this anime are there? Oh wells, it was good =) (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID)
Durarara!!: Kida, Shinra, Celty, Shizuo, Izaya, Shingen, Walker, Erika, Kyohei, Simon, Saburo and Kasuka
Monday: This anime is awesome~! :D. Most of the charaters are very likeable in some way. Charlie didn't mind Anri before the whole Saika thing came about.
Death Note: L, Mello, Matt, Near, Rem, Jealous, Beyond, Matsuda, Aizawa and Watari
Monday: Yep, again, nothing there to say either..
D.Gray-Man: Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tyki, Daishya, Devit, Jasdero, Jasdevi, Road, Komui, Reever and Timcampy
Monday: She really doesn't like Kanda that much, but his OK...
Ouran: Mori, Hunny, Hikaru, Koaru, Kyoya, Tamaki, Nekozawa and Kasanoda
Monday: Aweomest anime ever! Though all the girl charaters suck, Renge the most with her fucking annoying laugh, it would scare a child!
Sensitive Pornograph: Like everyone~! The creepy guy in the car (the 'Master') was awesome~! He should have been in it more~! (Now they should make a anime series not just a OVA)
Monday: And if they made an anime Charlie would want to buy it and then watch it and freak her family out when they had hot gay sex. But an anime series would be good as long as he doesn't buy it...
Band/Singers: Tokio Hotel, Cinema Bizarre, Hollywood Undead, Creature Feature, Becca, LaFee, Kerli, Good Charlotte, Adam Lambert, Lady Gaga, Vocaloid (though its a computer program), NeverShoutNever and more.
Monday: Yea, shes not to fond of many singers/bands that are well know..
Monday is my alter ego. I love him~! More than yaoi. And if you know me being loved more than yaoi is a VERY hard to do =).
Female 13-17 (Fangirls of couse)
Female 18-24 (Older Fangirls)
Male 45-54 (...Dad...)
Monday: The old men came from the many video/art/fiction were Len's in a dress. They thought he was a girl, wanted to get in his pants (or dress), found out he was a guy, didn't care and invited his daughters and their friends and had hot sex (rape) with him. Len pushed them all away, ran home and hot hot love-making with Kaito and Gakupo
For people who hate stereotypes, BOLD ONES ARE FOR YOU:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Monday: She has heard every stereotype ever made~! Even had most used on her.
16 Things to do at wal-mart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone; "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror to pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Monday: You gave her ideas.
Did you know...
1) Kissing is healthy.
2) Bananas are good for period pain.
3) It's good to cry.
4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
6) Lying is actually unhealthy.
7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
11) Chocolate will make you feel better.
12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
13) A good friend never judges.
14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.
15) Boys aren't worth your tears.
16) We all love surprises.
17) Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH.
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
Funny How It:
And to think I wanted to go to one of these >.>
Monday: She a troubled child. What should we do with her?
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances,the or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook (I have one though), or talking to a girlfriend on her phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight (used to), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, xshoppingshortiex, AlexRussofan, Twilighting.Ensures, Rosalie Sawyer, Emzybear, Melodie4894, diap-chan1313
10 facts about me:
1. I laugh easily
2. I have 4 ocs which are my alter egos, they are Monday, Wednesday, Savannah, Chance
3. I hate more people than I like
4. My best friends are more important to me than my family
5. I'm smarter than I look and act
6. I can make friends easy I just don't want any
7. I love the word zomg which ended up as zoml (the L stands for Light even though I HATE him)
8. I love anime guy more than real guys
9. I think that love can be between anyone, despite age, gender and if they are family
10. I'm insane by heart and in my head (Monday is also insane so that were i get it)
Monday: I took her a while to find things that wouldn't make you throw up from fetishes..Yea, she 13 and has fetishes. Odd child...
I laugh so hard, this is sooo me:
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me.
So tie me up and throw me down
And show me how much you like me.
Monday: Don't give her ideas people~!
Pet Peeves of Fanfiction:
when someone "loves" a character enough to pair them with anyone and everyone
when someone decides to throw themselves into a story as an OC so they can date the character of their "dreams" or whatever
when there's two or more (major character) OCs at a time
when summaries lie
when a character whores around for any reason. (But I don't mind it if a shota-like guy does it, like Allen or Len)
making character way OOC and declaring their not
Monday: She found it on HIMITSU MIKO's Profile, she just agrees with these..
Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. Do your part to end it:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Monday: She almost cried. Charlie never cries though. I did~! T.T
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
Monday: Shes a good girl~! (Charlie: Charlie's a good girl. Tobi: Tobi's a good boy. Monday: -_-')
If you have random moments where you get completely lost in your thoughts and lose track of everything you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.
Monday: She done this once and lost her LCM bar...turns out she had ate it earlier..
Pick up lines of epicness and awesome (Beware huge amounts of cheese)
" You might as well sleep with me, because I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyway!"
"You must have a ninja in your pants, 'cause your ass is kicking!"
"Did you clean your pants with Windex lately, because I can see myself in them!"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?"
"You might not be the best looking around here, but beauty is only a light switch away!"
"You look like Beyonce, so let me give you an upgrade"
"I'd like to see you tonight but I hope I don't wake up with you still there in the morning !"
"Your daddy must have been a baker because you've got a nice set of buns"
"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves!"
"I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day!"
"Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…My jaw!"
"Your father must have been Bin Laden, cause you're the bomb!"
"We are a perfect match because my favourite number is nine and yours is six, so let's put that into action, shall we?"
"Hey, baby ! How'd you like to get outta' my dreams and into my lap…"
"Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we are together"
"Do you like Pokemon ? I'd shure like to Pick'at'chu!"
"If you were a hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous!"
"Nice legs - what time do they open?"
"Sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up!"
"Haven't I seen you somewhere? Yeah, you were on my bed the next morning!"
"I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?"
"I'd like to see how you look when I'm naked!"
"I may not be the best looking guy around here, but I'm the only one talking to you!"
" If I told you I was gay, I know you would let me touch you!"
" I think we might be related. Let me check the family birthmark on your chest..."
" I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...Only 200 women went down on the Titanic !"
" You are the hottest thing since sunburn!"
" You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear !"
" If you were my homework, I'd do you on the table!"
" I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face and die on your lips..."
" Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I can get drunk and you take advantage of me. Or you can stay here and get drunk while I go home and take advantage of myself"
Monday: So, -Insert random FF reader- you want me yet *eye-brow wiggle and smexy smirk*
You are a Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
I WOULD LOVE To Be A Innocent Uke, But I LOVE Whips And Chains (Two Of My Fets [Though Ive Never Tried Them])Than Again Ive Always Wanted To Own Cat Ears And I Love Candy And Cookies..
Monday: Shes an odd one. She would be in Innocent Uke one second but the next she'll want it hard and rough.
THE NARUTO SURVEY:
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Kankuro, Gaara, Kakashi, Hidan And Deidara
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? Kankuro x Gaara, Kakashi x Sasuke, Hidan x Deidara And Asuma x Shikamaru
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI FTW!!
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No, But I Want To =)
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Gaara Plushie, 9 Tailed Fox Plushie, Naruto Stickers, 2 Books And 3 Posters
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? yea, theres Shikamaru, Kakashi, Gaara, Deidara, Hidan, Most Chararters
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? None, I Don't Like Hetero
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Sasunaru~! Sakura's a bitch that should DIE in a hole~! *insert evil Kira laugh* >:)
9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7 (Team Baki Isn't Far Behind)
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I Support It =)
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Of Cause I Do
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara (Hidan Isn't Far Behind)
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke, duh! Though His Good For Yaoi
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, I've Haven't Finished Shippuden
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? No, I Don't Read Manga
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? eh...I Think Its Just His Personality.
17) Sub or dub? I Used To Only Watch Dub But Now I Sub Them..
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura, She's A Bitch..
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Both, The Facts That His Annoying Makes Him Funny..
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Madara, duh~! Everyone Knows That -_-'
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? UGLY. Not A Nerd At All His Just Ugly..
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Deidara Or Haku =)
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? His Funny And Weird, His Weirdness Is What Makes Him Awesome
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? None, I Hate OOC..
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Fuck Yeah..
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yeah
27) Do you like lemons? Fuck Yeah..
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No, But I TRIED To Teach Them..
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Not The Orignals But The Newer Ones.
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yep =)
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yeah, My Brother And My Friends.
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? No, I Can't Draw
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No, I Can't Draw
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? I Don't Think So But All My Friends Do.
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Not Really I Used To Be.
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yeah It Sounds Awesome
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? NOOOO!!!! His Not The Leader, Who Thought Of That??
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? No, I Can't Draw..
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? No, He Wasn't Before..
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? I Have 4 OCs They Are Used In Every Anime, BUt NEVER In My Stories.
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? I Don't Think So, My Friends Do Though..
42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? None..But I've Thought Of Doing Something Like A Girl Version Of Gaara. And I Used To Look Like Yakumo..
Monday: Despite what she says, Naruto (Anime itself) has taken over her life. Then again I bet is there was no anime, there would be no me T.T
Where I Got My Name From:
Akira - I found the name on google while randomly seraching shit
Kyoko - same with Akira, but I found this name a dew weeks after it.
Monday: Pretty much it.
I Have many Ocs, Monday (14 Year Old Male, gay), Wednesday (14 Year Old Female, lesbian), Chance (19 Year Old Male, asexual) And Savannah (19 Year Old Female, bisexual) just to name a few.
My Ocs Came To Me In My Dreams, They Are In ALL My Dreams. They Are All My Alter-Egos, In This Order. 1. Monday, 2. Wednesday, 3. Savannah 4. Chance.
Monday: All her life she has had an OC/alter ego type person, they change a lot. But I think all of us will last a lot longer.
My Theme Song:
Song: Just Be Friends
By: Gakupo (he's a Vocaloid) the song ordinarily done by Luka
Monday: This song suits her. Her boyfriend (former friend) said they should go back to begin just friends. Though Charlie is never sadden by this, the songs suits her. And though it sounds like Gakupo is saying 'just be Fred' or 'just beat Fred' he is saying 'Just Be Friends'.
Fave Song At The Moment:
Song Name: Trust Me
by: Yuya Matsushita
Monday: This.Song.Rocks. And Duarara!! Is one of the best animes ever~! ^_^
I Will Message Back ASAP If A Review Is Worth It. And If You Read One Of My Stories And You Think My Writing Crap In A Review Write How You Think I Can Improve It.
Things I'll Message Back:
- Comments That Make Me Smile
-Comments That Make Me Laugh
-Comments That Will Improve My Writing
Things That I Won't Message Back On:
-Comments That Are Just, I Loved It, Tats Good Or Anything Like That
-If You Correct My Spelling, I Know I Have Shit Spelling, Just Try And Cope.
Monday: They wouldn't 'Try And Cope' they will correct the spelling, Charlie, Just live with it..
I Love My Mother Because:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Monday: Really? Yea right, Charlie's not to fond of her mother.
Friends Vs Best Friends
FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa by their last/first names
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
FRIENDS: Will help you move
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when you’re rejected
FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
FRIENDS: Say "sees you later!"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
FRIENDS: Forgive you.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
FRIENDS: Annoy you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
FRIENDS: Think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. (I hate when people do that! I'm just like 'If I was ok would I be crying, dumbass?')
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
Monday: More ideas, why are people giving her so many ideas.
Read This, Let In Sink In, Then Chose:
John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, 'If I were any better, I would be twins!'
He was a natural motivator.
If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.
Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, 'I don't get it!'
'You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?'
He replied, 'Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or...you can choose to be in a bad mood
I choose to be in a good mood.'
Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it.
Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or...I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life.
'Yeah, right, it's not that easy,' I protested.
'Yes, it is,' he said. 'Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people affect your mood.
You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It's your choice how you live your life.'
I reflected on what he said. Soon hereafter, I left the Tower Industry to start my own business.. We lost touch, but I often thought about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.
Several years later, I heard that he was involved in a serious accident, falling some 60 feet from a communications tower.
After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, he was released from the hospital with rods placed in his back.
I saw him about six months after the accident.
When I asked him how he was, he replied, 'If I were any better, I'd be twins...Wanna see my scars?'
I declined to see his wounds, but I did ask him what had gone through his mind as the accident took place.
'The first thing that went through my mind was the well-being of my soon-to-be born daughter,' he replied. 'Then, as I lay on the ground, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or...I could choose to die. I chose to live.'
'Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?' I asked.
He continued, '...the paramedics were great.
They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the ER and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared. In their eyes, I read 'he's a dead man'. I knew I needed to take action.'
'What did you do?' I asked..
'Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me,' said John. 'She asked if I was allergic to anything 'Yes, I replied.' The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breath and yelled, 'Gravity''
Over their laughter, I told them, 'I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead.'
He lived, thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude...I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully.
Attitude, after all, is everything.
Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.
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Monday: We both tried this. FAIL. Every time something bad happened we would feel upset. We gave up..
40 ways to make the pizza guy feel nervous/annoyed/irritated:
1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.
2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.
3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.
4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.
5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.
6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.
7. Answer his questions with other questions.
8. Spell the ingredients.
9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P”
10. Ask him if they have pizza.
11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.
12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.
13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.
15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s 17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”.
16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.
17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.
18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.
19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.
20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.
21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.
22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.
23. Ask if you could see the menu.
24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.
25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.
26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.
27. Ask only for one slice.
28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.
29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.
30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.
31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.
32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.
33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.
34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.
35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.
36. Breath loudly.
37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.
38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.
39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”
40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.
Monday: More ideas~! God dammit. No more ideas~! Never trust her with things like this.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
~You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
~You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
Total: 5/25.. I'm A Guy~!
Monday: She doesn't want to be a guy and despite her saying, 'No, I'm not bi,' We all knows shes so bi.
Tamaki Prince Type:
You are French
Kyoya Cool Type:
You wear glasses
Hunny Loli Shota Type:
You're the shortest out of your friends.
Mori Wild Type:
You're the tallest out of your friends
Hikaru Devil Type:
You and your sibling have a strong bond
You get jealous easily
Kaoru Devil Type:
You like to play games
Haruhi Natural Type:
You don't care about trivial things like appearance
Monday: No way~! Shes no Hunny. Shes really nothing like Hunny~! Hunny's cute and sweet and childish, Charlie's a BITCH. Nothing a like. But these things don't lie *dramatic face*
I Love The Anime Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler. It Was One Of The Best Animes Ever, And The Japanese Voices Were Awesome. Though At The Time I Only Watched Dubs, So A Subbed Anime Was New To Me (Though I've Heard Most Japanese Voices To All The Other Animes I've Watched). But I Watched It. After I Finished Kuroshitsuji II, I Found Out That There Would Be A English Dub, I Was Happy. This Year (2011) I Just Heard The English Voices To Ciel And Sebastian. I HATED THEM. They Gave Ciel A British Accent (Which I Was Fine With) And Sebastain Sounded To Much Like Komui (In The English Dub [And The Voice Actor For Sebastain Was The One For Komui, It Didn't Sound Right])..
So I Say This To Fans Of Kuroshitsuji, DON'T WATCH THE DUB. But I Can't Stop You, So I'll Just Give You The Waring. =)
Monday: Its true. My ears bled. Sebastian's going to get all this English Dub watching fangirl from his looks (Though its not like that's already happening)
Monday: Fan doesn't cut it for her~! Like most fangirls she would drool over him and all that crappy fangirl shit.. I don't understand why girls swoon over guys from anime *sees Beyond Birthday* "OMFG its Beyond Birthday."
Charlie: Di spite the fact that his not real and just in my mind. He loves Beyond Birthday. Odd child...
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
I'm sorry but I had to do this~! I'm one of the most paranoid people to ever walk the Earth~!
Monday: She is. I think her insomnia (sp) comes from paranoia. Charlie can't sleep without checking the cupboard, the whole house and outside.