Akira Kyoko
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Joined 01-18-11, id: 2709196, Profile Updated: 07-17-11
Author has written 14 stories for D.Gray-Man, Kuroshitsuji, Death Note, Vocaloid, and Loveless.

If any of my stories get NO reviews my the end of a month, they will be deleted, kay? So if there is a story you like, review it, please.

Go here (and make sure you're signed in if you have facebook) : http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001126477844 (It's my facebook) and write the name of your favorite story by me. I will accept friend requests from those who have done writey story thing. The reason I am doing this is because I want to make my friends confused ^_^.

School is back on so updates will be slow. Death Note: Another Note will be deleted because too many people said it was illgeal, which I already did know.


Lets Begin:

Avatar: Lin from Spirited Away (note: If you haven't seen this moive, I think you should its awesome ^_^) and she looks like she would be in the awesome Vocaloid song called Matryoshka

Pen Name: Akira Kyoko (meaning Clear Mirror) Penname formally diap-chan1313

Monday: Thats true

Real Name: Monday

Monday: No, Its Charlie

Sex: No thanks

Monday: Her gender is female. but she wants to be a dude

DOB: Aug 13 1997

Monday: This is real

Astrological Sign: Leo

Monday: This is real

Chinese Zodiac: Ox, I think

Monday: I believe it is

Living In: An insane asylum

Monday: No, shes in a house

Likes: Sleeping (though I get hardly any), YAOI, writing (even though I SUCK at it), reading, YAOI, music, watching anime and have I said YAOI

Monday: More or less

Dis-likes: Bitch faces, most people, school

Monday: Thats just to begin with. She hates A LOT of things

Anime: Naruto, Naruto Shippuden (sp?), Kuroshitsuji, Kuroshitsuji II, Gravitaion, Loveless, Death Note, D.Gray-Man, Lucky Star, Ouran High School Host Club, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Durarara!!

Monday: She says she watches a lot but she watches hardly any, see ^

Manga: Sensitive Pornograph, Death Note, Elfen Lied, And A Whole Lot Of Random Yaoi Doujinshi ^_^ (I'm More Into Watching Animes). Though I'm Planing To Read More... =)

Monday: Hm. When she read Sensitive Pornograph she was in the same room as her brother. I hope he wasn't scared >.>

OVA: Gravitation: Lyrics Of Love, Ciel In Wonderland and Sensitive Pornograph, Welcome to the Phatomhives, Rozen Maiden, Maiden Rose,The Kaze to Ki no Uta (This was so sad~! But I loved it)

Monday: I thinks that it. Charlie has a brain the size of a goldfish so she may of forgot some. When she watched Sensitive Pornograph she had to turn the volume down during the um, FUCKING HOT SMEXY SMEX~! So her brother or father won't hear the 'sounds' and ask her what she was doing. Also during it she would know WHEN the sex would be (maybe because she read the manga)..


Naruto/Shippuden: Sasuke x Naruto, Naruto x Sasuke, Itachi x Sasuke, Kakashi x Sasuke, Sasori x Deidara, Deidara x Hidan and so much more it would take up like 10, 000 pages

Kuroshitsuji/II: Sebastian x Ciel, Alois x Ciel, Sebastain x Alois, Timber x Thomas x Canterbury, Timber x Thomas x Canterbury x Alois, Sebastain x Grell, Sebastain x Undertaker, Sebastain x Claude, Claude x Sebastain, Bard x Finny, Sebastain x Finny, Finny x Ciel

Durarara!!: Shizuo x Izaya, Kida x Mikado, Izaya x Kida, Izaya x Mikado, Shinra x Celty

Gravitaion: Shuichi x Yuki, Ryuichi x Shuichi, Thoma x Shuichi, Yuki x Thoma, Hiro x Shuichi, Hiro x Yuki and Hiro x K

Loveless: Soubi x Ritsuka, Youji x Natsuo and Youji x Natsuo x Ritsuka

Death Note: Light x L, Mello x Matt, Mello x Near, Mello x Matt x Near, Beyond x L, Beyond x Light, Misa x Sayu, Light x Sayu

D.Gray-Man: Kanda x Allen, Lavi x Allen, Lavi x Kanda, Tyki x Allen, Tyki x Kanda, Reever x Komui, Devit x Jasdero, Tyki x Devit x Jasdero, Lenalee x Road, Tyki x Jasdevi/Jasdebi

Ouran: Mori x Hunny, Hikaru x Koaru, Kyoya x Tamaki, Kyoya x Hikaru, Koaru, Kyoya x Hunny, Mori x Kyoya, Haruni x Renge, Nekozawa x Tamaki

Monday: There is WAY more!

Fave Charaters:

Naruto/Shippuden: Naruto, Kakashi, Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, Pein, Tenten, Temari, Shikamaru, Kankuro, Gaara, and more

Monday: Yea, this anime she LOVES pretty much all the charaters. It was also the first one she really watched.

Kuroshitsuji/II: Sebastain, Ciel, Drocell, Alois, Finny, Bard, Grell, Pluto, Undertaker and the Triplets

Monday: Hmm, this is about it...Maybe a few more that don't come to mind right now..

Gravitaion: Shuichi, Ryuichi, Thoma, Hiro, K

Monday: Yep, really nothing to say here..

Loveless: Ritsuka, Youji and Natsuo

Monday: Really not many people in this anime are there? Oh wells, it was good =) (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID)

Durarara!!: Kida, Shinra, Celty, Shizuo, Izaya, Shingen, Walker, Erika, Kyohei, Simon, Saburo and Kasuka

Monday: This anime is awesome~! :D. Most of the charaters are very likeable in some way. Charlie didn't mind Anri before the whole Saika thing came about.

Death Note: L, Mello, Matt, Near, Rem, Jealous, Beyond, Matsuda, Aizawa and Watari

Monday: Yep, again, nothing there to say either..

D.Gray-Man: Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tyki, Daishya, Devit, Jasdero, Jasdevi, Road, Komui, Reever and Timcampy

Monday: She really doesn't like Kanda that much, but his OK...

Ouran: Mori, Hunny, Hikaru, Koaru, Kyoya, Tamaki, Nekozawa and Kasanoda

Monday: Aweomest anime ever! Though all the girl charaters suck, Renge the most with her fucking annoying laugh, it would scare a child!

Sensitive Pornograph: Like everyone~! The creepy guy in the car (the 'Master') was awesome~! He should have been in it more~! (Now they should make a anime series not just a OVA)

Monday: And if they made an anime Charlie would want to buy it and then watch it and freak her family out when they had hot gay sex. But an anime series would be good as long as he doesn't buy it...

Band/Singers: Tokio Hotel, Cinema Bizarre, Hollywood Undead, Creature Feature, Becca, LaFee, Kerli, Good Charlotte, Adam Lambert, Lady Gaga, Vocaloid (though its a computer program), NeverShoutNever and more.

Monday: Yea, shes not to fond of many singers/bands that are well know..

Monday is my alter ego. I love him~! More than yaoi. And if you know me being loved more than yaoi is a VERY hard to do =).

Vocaloid Fans:

Female 13-17 (Fangirls of couse)

Female 18-24 (Older Fangirls)

Male 45-54 (...Dad...)

Monday: The old men came from the many video/art/fiction were Len's in a dress. They thought he was a girl, wanted to get in his pants (or dress), found out he was a guy, didn't care and invited his daughters and their friends and had hot sex (rape) with him. Len pushed them all away, ran home and hot hot love-making with Kaito and Gakupo

For people who hate stereotypes, BOLD ONES ARE FOR YOU:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (WELL BIS)
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy(maybe sometimes...but not really)
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be high all day long
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (FEAR ME RAWR :F)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Monday: She has heard every stereotype ever made~! Even had most used on her.

16 Things to do at wal-mart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone; "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror to pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

Monday: You gave her ideas.

Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

17) Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!


Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Funny How It:


The Rapist

And to think I wanted to go to one of these >.>

Monday: She a troubled child. What should we do with her?

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances,the or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook (I have one though), or talking to a girlfriend on her phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight (used to), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, xshoppingshortiex, AlexRussofan, Twilighting.Ensures, Rosalie Sawyer, Emzybear, Melodie4894, diap-chan1313

10 facts about me:

1. I laugh easily

2. I have 4 ocs which are my alter egos, they are Monday, Wednesday, Savannah, Chance

3. I hate more people than I like

4. My best friends are more important to me than my family

5. I'm smarter than I look and act

6. I can make friends easy I just don't want any

7. I love the word zomg which ended up as zoml (the L stands for Light even though I HATE him)

8. I love anime guy more than real guys

9. I think that love can be between anyone, despite age, gender and if they are family

10. I'm insane by heart and in my head (Monday is also insane so that were i get it)

Monday: I took her a while to find things that wouldn't make you throw up from fetishes..Yea, she 13 and has fetishes. Odd child...

I laugh so hard, this is sooo me:

Sticks and stones may break my bones

But whips and chains excite me.

So tie me up and throw me down

And show me how much you like me.

Monday: Don't give her ideas people~!

Pet Peeves of Fanfiction:

when someone "loves" a character enough to pair them with anyone and everyone

when someone decides to throw themselves into a story as an OC so they can date the character of their "dreams" or whatever

when there's two or more (major character) OCs at a time

when summaries lie

when a character whores around for any reason. (But I don't mind it if a shota-like guy does it, like Allen or Len)

making character way OOC and declaring their not

Monday: She found it on HIMITSU MIKO's Profile, she just agrees with these..

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. Do your part to end it:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Monday: She almost cried. Charlie never cries though. I did~! T.T

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Monday: Shes a good girl~! (Charlie: Charlie's a good girl. Tobi: Tobi's a good boy. Monday: -_-')

If you have random moments where you get completely lost in your thoughts and lose track of everything you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Monday: She done this once and lost her LCM bar...turns out she had ate it earlier..

Pick up lines of epicness and awesome (Beware huge amounts of cheese)

" You might as well sleep with me, because I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyway!"

"You must have a ninja in your pants, 'cause your ass is kicking!"

"Did you clean your pants with Windex lately, because I can see myself in them!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?"

"You might not be the best looking around here, but beauty is only a light switch away!"

"You look like Beyonce, so let me give you an upgrade"

"I'd like to see you tonight but I hope I don't wake up with you still there in the morning !"

"Your daddy must have been a baker because you've got a nice set of buns"

"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves!"

"I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day!"

"Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…My jaw!"

"Your father must have been Bin Laden, cause you're the bomb!"

"We are a perfect match because my favourite number is nine and yours is six, so let's put that into action, shall we?"

"Hey, baby ! How'd you like to get outta' my dreams and into my lap…"

"Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we are together"

"Do you like Pokemon ? I'd shure like to Pick'at'chu!"

"If you were a hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous!"

"Nice legs - what time do they open?"

"Sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up!"

"Haven't I seen you somewhere? Yeah, you were on my bed the next morning!"

"I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?"

"I'd like to see how you look when I'm naked!"

"I may not be the best looking guy around here, but I'm the only one talking to you!"

" If I told you I was gay, I know you would let me touch you!"

" I think we might be related. Let me check the family birthmark on your chest..."

" I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...Only 200 women went down on the Titanic !"

" You are the hottest thing since sunburn!"

" You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear !"

" If you were my homework, I'd do you on the table!"

" I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face and die on your lips..."

" Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I can get drunk and you take advantage of me. Or you can stay here and get drunk while I go home and take advantage of myself"

Monday: So, -Insert random FF reader- you want me yet *eye-brow wiggle and smexy smirk*

Seme/Uke Quiz:

You are a Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

My Take:

I WOULD LOVE To Be A Innocent Uke, But I LOVE Whips And Chains (Two Of My Fets [Though Ive Never Tried Them])Than Again Ive Always Wanted To Own Cat Ears And I Love Candy And Cookies..

Take the quiz:

Monday: Shes an odd one. She would be in Innocent Uke one second but the next she'll want it hard and rough.


1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Kankuro, Gaara, Kakashi, Hidan And Deidara

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? Kankuro x Gaara, Kakashi x Sasuke, Hidan x Deidara And Asuma x Shikamaru

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI FTW!!

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No, But I Want To =)

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Gaara Plushie, 9 Tailed Fox Plushie, Naruto Stickers, 2 Books And 3 Posters

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? yea, theres Shikamaru, Kakashi, Gaara, Deidara, Hidan, Most Chararters

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? None, I Don't Like Hetero

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Sasunaru~! Sakura's a bitch that should DIE in a hole~! *insert evil Kira laugh* >:)

9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7 (Team Baki Isn't Far Behind)

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I Support It =)

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Of Cause I Do

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara (Hidan Isn't Far Behind)

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke, duh! Though His Good For Yaoi

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, I've Haven't Finished Shippuden

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? No, I Don't Read Manga

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? eh...I Think Its Just His Personality.

17) Sub or dub? I Used To Only Watch Dub But Now I Sub Them..

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura, She's A Bitch..

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Both, The Facts That His Annoying Makes Him Funny..

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Madara, duh~! Everyone Knows That -_-'

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? UGLY. Not A Nerd At All His Just Ugly..

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Deidara Or Haku =)

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? His Funny And Weird, His Weirdness Is What Makes Him Awesome

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? None, I Hate OOC..

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Fuck Yeah..

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yeah

27) Do you like lemons? Fuck Yeah..

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No, But I TRIED To Teach Them..

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Not The Orignals But The Newer Ones.

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yep =)

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yeah, My Brother And My Friends.

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? No, I Can't Draw

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No, I Can't Draw

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? I Don't Think So But All My Friends Do.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Not Really I Used To Be.

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yeah It Sounds Awesome

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? NOOOO!!!! His Not The Leader, Who Thought Of That??

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? No, I Can't Draw..

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? No, He Wasn't Before..

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? I Have 4 OCs They Are Used In Every Anime, BUt NEVER In My Stories.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? I Don't Think So, My Friends Do Though..

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? None..But I've Thought Of Doing Something Like A Girl Version Of Gaara. And I Used To Look Like Yakumo..

Monday: Despite what she says, Naruto (Anime itself) has taken over her life. Then again I bet is there was no anime, there would be no me T.T

Where I Got My Name From:

Akira - I found the name on google while randomly seraching shit

Kyoko - same with Akira, but I found this name a dew weeks after it.

Monday: Pretty much it.


I Have many Ocs, Monday (14 Year Old Male, gay), Wednesday (14 Year Old Female, lesbian), Chance (19 Year Old Male, asexual) And Savannah (19 Year Old Female, bisexual) just to name a few.

My Ocs Came To Me In My Dreams, They Are In ALL My Dreams. They Are All My Alter-Egos, In This Order. 1. Monday, 2. Wednesday, 3. Savannah 4. Chance.

Monday: All her life she has had an OC/alter ego type person, they change a lot. But I think all of us will last a lot longer.

My Theme Song:

Song: Just Be Friends

By: Gakupo (he's a Vocaloid) the song ordinarily done by Luka

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3MnrU5t1-8

Monday: This song suits her. Her boyfriend (former friend) said they should go back to begin just friends. Though Charlie is never sadden by this, the songs suits her. And though it sounds like Gakupo is saying 'just be Fred' or 'just beat Fred' he is saying 'Just Be Friends'.

Fave Song At The Moment:

Song Name: Trust Me

by: Yuya Matsushita

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgTuGatPYMo&feature=related

Monday: This.Song.Rocks. And Duarara!! Is one of the best animes ever~! ^_^

I Will Message Back ASAP If A Review Is Worth It. And If You Read One Of My Stories And You Think My Writing Crap In A Review Write How You Think I Can Improve It.

Things I'll Message Back:

- Questions

- Comments That Make Me Smile

-Comments That Make Me Laugh

-Comments That Will Improve My Writing

Things That I Won't Message Back On:

-Comments That Are Just, I Loved It, Tats Good Or Anything Like That

-If You Correct My Spelling, I Know I Have Shit Spelling, Just Try And Cope.

Thanks =)

Monday: They wouldn't 'Try And Cope' they will correct the spelling, Charlie, Just live with it..

I Love My Mother Because:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Monday: Really? Yea right, Charlie's not to fond of her mother.

Friends Vs Best Friends

FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa by their last/first names

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DANG we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best-friend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say "You have seven days to live and maybe less if I feel like it"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much, retard?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, LOSER, RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when you’re rejected
BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "sees you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Forgive you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad ... here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd butts that left you

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. (I hate when people do that! I'm just like 'If I was ok would I be crying, dumbass?')
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap.

Monday: More ideas, why are people giving her so many ideas.

Read This, Let In Sink In, Then Chose:

John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, 'If I were any better, I would be twins!'

He was a natural motivator.

If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.

Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, 'I don't get it!'

'You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?'

He replied, 'Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or...you can choose to be in a bad mood

I choose to be in a good mood.'

Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it.

Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or...I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life.

'Yeah, right, it's not that easy,' I protested.

'Yes, it is,' he said. 'Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people affect your mood.

You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It's your choice how you live your life.'

I reflected on what he said. Soon hereafter, I left the Tower Industry to start my own business.. We lost touch, but I often thought about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.

Several years later, I heard that he was involved in a serious accident, falling some 60 feet from a communications tower.

After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, he was released from the hospital with rods placed in his back.

I saw him about six months after the accident.

When I asked him how he was, he replied, 'If I were any better, I'd be twins...Wanna see my scars?'

I declined to see his wounds, but I did ask him what had gone through his mind as the accident took place.

'The first thing that went through my mind was the well-being of my soon-to-be born daughter,' he replied. 'Then, as I lay on the ground, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or...I could choose to die. I chose to live.'

'Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?' I asked.

He continued, '...the paramedics were great.

They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the ER and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared. In their eyes, I read 'he's a dead man'. I knew I needed to take action.'

'What did you do?' I asked..

'Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me,' said John. 'She asked if I was allergic to anything 'Yes, I replied.' The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breath and yelled, 'Gravity''

Over their laughter, I told them, 'I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead.'

He lived, thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude...I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully.

Attitude, after all, is everything.

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.

You have two choices now:

1. Ignore this and continue scrolling.

2. Copy this and paste it somewhere else for everyone to Enjoy.

Monday: We both tried this. FAIL. Every time something bad happened we would feel upset. We gave up..

40 ways to make the pizza guy feel nervous/annoyed/irritated:

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P”

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.

13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.

15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s 17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”.

16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.

17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.

19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.

20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.

21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.

22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

23. Ask if you could see the menu.

24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.

25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.

26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.

27. Ask only for one slice.

28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.

29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.

30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.

31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.

32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.

33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.

34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.

35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.

36. Breath loudly.

37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.

39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”

40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.

Monday: More ideas~! God dammit. No more ideas~! Never trust her with things like this.


~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
~Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
~Shopping is torture.
~Sad movies suck.
~You own/ed an X-Box.
~Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
~At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
~You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool.
~You go to your dad for advice.
~You own like a trillion baseball caps.
~You like going to high school football games.
~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
~Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Dark green, black, dark blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun
~Talk with food in your mouth.
~Sleep with your socks on at night



~You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
~You love to shop.
~You wear eyeliner.
~You wear the color pink
~Go to your mom for advice.
~You consider cheerleading a sport
~You hate wearing the color black.
~You like hanging out at the mall.
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
~You like wearing jewelry.
~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
~You don't like the movie Star Wars.
~You were in gymnastics/dance
~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. (super happy hyper-ness GO!)
~You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
~You care about what you look like.
~You like wearing dresses when you can.
~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
~Like being the star of every thing

Total: 5/25.. I'm A Guy~!

Monday: She doesn't want to be a guy and despite her saying, 'No, I'm not bi,' We all knows shes so bi.

Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French
You’re a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
You're overly eccentric in everything you do.
You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
Your birthday is April 8th
You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Total: 2

Kyoya Cool Type:

You wear glasses
You are known for being "evil".
Your favorite foods are anything spicy
You excel in everything you do
Your birthday is November 22.
You hate waking up in the morning.
You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit
Total: 3

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.
You love cakes and sweets.
You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
You are/have taken a martial arts class
You are close to your cousins.
You look a lot younger than you are.
You're born on February 29th
Your favorite subject is math

Total: 4

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends
You only talk when you need to
You're protective of people you care for.
You favorite food is Japanese food
When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
Your birthday is May 5th
You're not much of a leader but more of a follower

Total: 3

Hikaru Devil Type:

You and your sibling have a strong bond
You're a very cynical person.
You like to mess with your sibling
You're the oldest sibling
Your birthday is June 9th
You like Italian food
You don't make friends easily

You get jealous easily

Total: 1

Kaoru Devil Type:

You like to play games
Favorite subject, English
You enjoy cosplay (Even Though I Have Never Cosplayed)
You're nicer than your siblings
Your birthday is June 9th
You're very forgiving
You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
You like playing tricks on people

Total: 3

Haruhi Natural Type:

You don't care about trivial things like appearance
You're tight with money
You get along with guys well
You're blunt about everything
You're an excellent cook.
You have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

Total: 2

Monday: No way~! Shes no Hunny. Shes really nothing like Hunny~! Hunny's cute and sweet and childish, Charlie's a BITCH. Nothing a like. But these things don't lie *dramatic face*

I Love The Anime Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler. It Was One Of The Best Animes Ever, And The Japanese Voices Were Awesome. Though At The Time I Only Watched Dubs, So A Subbed Anime Was New To Me (Though I've Heard Most Japanese Voices To All The Other Animes I've Watched). But I Watched It. After I Finished Kuroshitsuji II, I Found Out That There Would Be A English Dub, I Was Happy. This Year (2011) I Just Heard The English Voices To Ciel And Sebastian. I HATED THEM. They Gave Ciel A British Accent (Which I Was Fine With) And Sebastain Sounded To Much Like Komui (In The English Dub [And The Voice Actor For Sebastain Was The One For Komui, It Didn't Sound Right])..

So I Say This To Fans Of Kuroshitsuji, DON'T WATCH THE DUB. But I Can't Stop You, So I'll Just Give You The Waring. =)

Monday: Its true. My ears bled. Sebastian's going to get all this English Dub watching fangirl from his looks (Though its not like that's already happening)

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Monday: Fan doesn't cut it for her~! Like most fangirls she would drool over him and all that crappy fangirl shit.. I don't understand why girls swoon over guys from anime *sees Beyond Birthday* "OMFG its Beyond Birthday."

Charlie: Di spite the fact that his not real and just in my mind. He loves Beyond Birthday. Odd child...

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I'm sorry but I had to do this~! I'm one of the most paranoid people to ever walk the Earth~!

Monday: She is. I think her insomnia (sp) comes from paranoia. Charlie can't sleep without checking the cupboard, the whole house and outside.

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One Dark Night by SeventhSister reviews
FIRST ANIME STORY!:D Sebastian is keeping a secret hidden in one of the rooms of the mansion... A certain readheaded doll maker...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sebastian M., Drossel K. - Complete
Always beside you by JustAnotherYaoiFan reviews
Itachi came home drunk, Sasuke came home late. What would happen? AU & PWPish. ItaSasu. Implied SasuNaru and KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shades of Gray by SethMaxwell06 reviews
Sequel to KoB, QoW & PoG; Aden Walker-Michaelis has made a new friend, a spider by the name of Claude Faustus. When that friendship becomes more, how will it effect his relationship with his family, especially his father Sebastian?
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Allen Walker, Sebastian M. - Complete
Pass The Remote by ishkhanuhi reviews
Shuichi discovers a very interesting secret. Eiri x Shu, lemon/smut/PWP, pure depravity. An old one-shot I wrote years ago for my dear friend, Melissa.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/20/2011 - [Eiri Y., Shuichi S.] - Complete
Rolling Girl by Artificial Sanctuary reviews
Battered and bruised, Rin loved everything about her. Rin x Suicidal Uke!Neru.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Rin K., unknown 33 - Complete
Virgin Butterfly by SheWhoDreamsofRed reviews
Based off the Vocaloid song of the same name. Gakupo has been watching this man for a long time. Now he's setting his plan into motion. This man WILL be his. Gakupo/OC YAOI, Non-con, dub-con, very mature content. Don't like, don't read!
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
King of Black, Queen of White and Prince of Gray by SethMaxwell06 reviews
Sequel to Monochrome Love; Allen is pregnant with Sebastian's child and the couple prepare for the arrival of their son. One-shot
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Allen Walker, Sebastian M. - Complete
L's Cookbook by Ratt9 reviews
L decides to write a cookbook and tries to cook food. "Tries" is the key word, as he has never cooked before. DO NOT COOK ANY OF L'S RECIPES AT HOME...unless you feel like it. Or are immune to the worst recipes EVER. T for insane recipes. R&R! :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - L
Monochrome Love by SethMaxwell06 reviews
Sequel to Sydsyd1134's Medicinal Love; Allen has become a pet for the demon Sebastian and finds himself content with his life. But with the war against the Earl reaching its peak, he realizes there's one thing he must do before he can be forever happy.
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Allen Walker, Sebastian M. - Complete
Medicinal Love by sydsyd1134 reviews
Somewhat AU: Allen wakes up in a hospital. He deals with feeling useless without his Innoscense and his complicated feelings for his doctor. A strange sexy black haired doctor. Will he let himself be conquered or healed? One-shot
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Allen Walker, Sebastian M. - Complete
Lonely Girl, Rolling Girl by firstfuturesound reviews
My first fanfic. I based this on the song and PV of Rolling Girl, by Wowaka. Enjoy..?
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Miku H. - Complete
Rolling Girl by RazberryPineapple reviews
"Are you done yet?" he asks me. I pull my hand away and reply, "Not done yet. The future is still so far away from me. So I'll stop my breathing...for now," Sorry for the suckish summary. Rated T for emo-ness. R R plz! Oneshot based on the song.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Miku H. - Complete
The Preferable Path to Perfection Is You by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, DeiItaDei. Itachi prides himself on being the epitome of perfection. Deidara prides himself on tearing that to pieces as unsubtly as possible. Itachi centric, emotional relationship fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Sasuke U. - Complete
Rotten Boy, Grotesque Romance by Chuugoku-chan reviews
-Was I born to be in love with you? Through this thin wall I mumble alone, 'Love me.'- Allen will do anything to get Kanda as his own. Anything. Even kill. Implied LaYu, onesided AllenXKanda. Very dark fic, based off a Vocaloid song. R&R!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
YULLEN WEEK SCRAPBOOK by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/YULLEN/ Here's a collection of prompts for Yullen week.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,500 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Devil's Playthings by Aerith Queen of Cetra reviews
.:KandaxAllen:. Welcome to the Dollhouse, wanna play with me? Silly question... it's not like you have a choice, anyway...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
GoshiijinSama by Pay Backs a Bitch reviews
Kanda hates cats, and Allen loves them. How can Allen make Kanda see the beauty of three tiny kittens? Well, the best way is the sneaky, dirty, cheating way. Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
El Torrente by Vagrancy reviews
He tells rooms of sharpeared policemen who’s guilty and who’s not, voice high and computerscrambled, Wammy standing in for him, and this is how you save a life. Preseries, Lcentric. Gore. Language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2007 - L - Complete
Suguru's Suicide by InvaderRae reviews
Suguru loves the forbidden, but exactly how far is he willing to go to stare lovingly into the aquamarine eyes of our local blonde haired President? Read and find out...
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,165 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Touma S., Suguru F. - Complete
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Slave reviews
Allen is sold off to Cross and Tyki as a slave. But soon enough both Cross and Tyki find their feelings for the boy. Will Allen trust them enough? No longer a one shot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Cross Marian, Allen Walker
Beautiful reviews
Kanda finds Allen crying in the attic about how he thinks his ugly, Kanda convices him he isn't. Yaoi, OOC Kanda and maybe OOC Allen. Lame summary.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Filthy reviews
Allen forces himself to tell his undying love to Kanda, to only be pushed away, sadden he takes his life into his own hands. Re-uploaded.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Monster reviews
Youji hears some people taking about those who don't feel are monsters. During his sadden time he askes Natsuo of they are in fact monsters. Short fic...
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Youji S., Natsuo S. - Complete
Unspoken Feelings reviews
Kaito helps bring Len home after he was been beaten up. Unable to keep his feelings bottled up, Kaito tells Len how he feels, though Len is asleep. Very short.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Kaito S., Len K. - Complete
Camping reviews
Alois had dragged Ciel to go camping and they play a game of truth or dare. When things become heated, and Ciel is loud. What happen when they really went camping in Ciel's backyard?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Alois T., Ciel P. - Complete
Locker Room reviews
Len is having a shower after sport and Dell is hiding in the locker room to get out of sport. When Dell finds Len in the shower things go down.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Dell H., Len K. - Complete
USB reviews
Sebastian decides to be nice and check whats on Ciel USB while he is in the shower. What happens when Ciel finds Sebastian going though his USB?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Beautiful Moonlight reviews
Beyond Birthday wants revangge towards Kira who killed his Lawi. So on a beautiful moonlight he completes that.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - BB, Light Y. - Complete
Undertaker at large reviews
Another song fic. This lamer one is for Undertaker for the song grave robber at large. Suits him well
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Undertaker - Complete
Opheliac reviews
Alois has an Opheliac. An obsession. That obsession is Ciel. Song Fic.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Alois T., Ciel P. - Complete
On His Puppet Strings reviews
On a dark night a yound lady brought a music box. But not just any music box,this music box already has an owner. OC death does anyone kill their OCS?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Drossel K. - Complete
Change reviews
He was sick of the innocent, childish, girly looking Moyashi topping him. Kanda wanted to be Seme for once. WARING: Contains Yaoi BoyxBoy , Kanda x Allen and Slight Allen x Kanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Baka Maid reviews
What Does Cross do when wemon don't fill his needs as much as they used to. Cross x Allen, Lemon, Yaoi. Im first lemon R&R
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Cross Marian, Allen Walker - Complete