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kaen 火炎 by slexenskee reviews
When Naruto's seal breaks, he finds himself sharing his body with a powerful and enigmatic creature known to the world as the infamous nine-tailed demon fox. But everything Naruto, and the world, thought they knew about the mysterious demon is proving to be untrue. SLASH. Kakashi/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,468 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/24/2022 - Published: 4/3/2020 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Kyuubi/Kurama
Synchronicity by slexenskee reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 149,489 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 3,792 - Follows: 3,919 - Updated: 4/16/2020 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
grandloves by slexenskee reviews
the power the dark lord knows not. femHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 79,872 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 4/10/2020 - Published: 1/29/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,218 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 6,490 - Follows: 6,178 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Professor Strife by Basilton reviews
For once, Cloud has his life sorted out. Going from delivery boy to travelling healer in the post-Meteor world, he finally has peace. When Denzel travels back through time, he has to leave it all behind to help his son in the world he thought he escaped. But taking Hojo's job? That was an accident. Mostly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 111,112 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Denzel
See you, Space Cowboy by slexenskee reviews
No one, not even his closest companions, really knew anything about Luke. As a bounty hunter, he had to have a certain penchant for odd jobs. This one was near laudable; retrieve the top secret stolen plans for the Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,983 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Secunda by stratusfish reviews
He had no other option but to follow her; because he couldn't survive out here alone. Here, he was helpless, out of his element; no other Career Tributes to ally with, no cornucopia to feast upon, no sponsors to aid him in his time of need. Everything he was trained for was useless out in this wilderness and all he had to hold onto was this girl. CatoxKatniss Skyrim AU
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,192 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Cato, Katniss E.
Mirrored by brainstorm1001 reviews
What was going to happen to him was something terrifying; all his instincts were rebelling against his decision but Harry resisted. Now it was his turn to make a sacrifice and ensure their survival. Compliant with the DH up to the events in Malfoy Manor. HP/LV COMPLETE & EPILOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,906 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Eir's Tomorrow by Jukebox Hound reviews
The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,150 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Aruarian Dance by stratusfish reviews
You can take the girl out of Wutai, but not Wutai out of the girl. After the war, Yuffie is married to Sephiroth in a peace treaty. Novella.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,389 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Yuffie K., Sephiroth
Back Against the Wall by suneohair reviews
'You considering it? 'Consider what? 'Having baby geniuses one day? No, Spencer Reid hadn't. Maybe he should have. He doesn't understand anything anymore, though if its any consolation, he's certainly not the only one. LilaReid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,506 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Lila A., S. Reid
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
The Belief That One Truth Prevails by EmeryStones reviews
When the Pretty Committee leaves Westchester for the summer they didn't think that they would lose thier crushes, or that their crushes would fall for one another!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Derrington
Visionary Eyes by stratusfish reviews
He breathed it all in. "We could change everything, Shelke." Cloud and Shelke find themselves unexpectedly in a time ten years before Deepground. Timetravel. Gen. Pairings undecided
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,229 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Cloud S., Shelke R.
The Colder Water by Quillslinger reviews
The devil is in the details. Shisui. Itachi. A sorta love story. Novella.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,784 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
These Are All Things You Don't Understand by Novocain reviews
Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi are for Kakashi, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those nimble hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile against his hip. There is no other choice, Sandaime says.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,504 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Vindico Atrum by FirePhoenix8 reviews
Harry carves out his own path to become something beyond a Dark Lord. Durmstrang, Dark Arts, dueling, powers, heritage, horcruxes, hallows, Necromancy, Voldemort, Tom, Draco, Grindelwald. Sequel to The Black Heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 722,689 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 2,651 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5533 - Favs: 8,375 - Follows: 4,203 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Other Way Around by Bjanik reviews
Cloud participates in one of the odder aspects of the SOLDIER program. Instead of a story with a lemon in it, more of a lemon with a story in it. YAOI SephxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,427 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Spiritus Mundi by Shaitanah reviews
Postwar. Harry, an Auror in training, tries to deal with the consequences of the Final Battle as he interrogates Voldemort who is a prisoner in his own dream world. The more Harry gets to know his former archnemesis, the more he questions himself. HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete