IWILLBeAVampire
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Joined 01-18-11, id: 2709603, Profile Updated: 10-22-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Big Time Rush.

Hey!! I'm Rocking The Nation From A Secret Location :)

I LOVE Taylor Swift

BTR :)

I'm Gonna Marry Logan Henderson

I Play Guitar, Piano And I Write Songs :)

~~TWILIIGHT OATH~~

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.

TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect!!!
TEAM BELLA: because she's a clutz like me!!!
TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks!!!
TEAM EMMETT: because we all luv a guy with muscles!!!
TEAM JASPER: because he's always there to brighten the mood!!!
TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down she's awesome!!!
TEAM ESME: because everyone should have this be this caring!!!
TEAM CARLISLE: because all docters should be this gifted!!!
(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*

You say werewolf...

I say vampire...
you say Taylor Lautner...
I say Robert Pattinson...
you say traditional vamps...
I say vegetarian vamps...
you say Rabbit...
I say Volvo...
you say Jacob...
I say Edward...
you say Underworld...
I say Twilight...
you say fire...
I say ice...
you say Billy Black...
I say Carlisle Cullen...
you say New Moon...
I say Breaking Dawn...
you say Team Jacob...
I say go 'La push' yourself off a cliff!!

╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed

║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder.

Okey Now I'm Gonna Be Honest ...YES I DO WISH Emmett Was My Big Brother

How I think:

Me: He broke up with me over a text.

Jules: What a jerk.

Me: I know! HE DIDN'T USE ANY COMMAS!!

My opinion on helping a friend:

Tori: Hey guyz! I need help! What would you do if your cell phone got lost in a CORN MAZE when its pitch black outside...?!

Me: get down on your hands and knees and pray to god no one mistakes it for a stepping stone.

My opinion on mornings:

Jules: Good morning Sunshine! The sun says hello.

Me: fuck the sun

My opinion on friendship:

Lady: So, who was that that you were with earlier?

Me: Who, Steven?

Lady: Yea, you guys looked like you were the best of friends, joking around, laughing…how long have you known each other?

Me: ...a day.

My opinion on explanations:

Jules: What kind of cell phone do you have?

Me: Blackjack 2

Jules: what's a Blackjack 2?

Me: THE BLACK THINGY WITH THE BUTTONS THAT GO BEEP.

My opinion of running the mile and a half:

Brianna: Come on, let's go!

Me: -panting- fuck...no...

friend: BELIEVING IS SUCCEEDING!

Me: I BELIEVE!! -starts running-

...-runs 10 feet-

Me: okay. Done believing

So you want to know IWILLBeAVampire? You Stalker ;o

For me, fear is walking in front of a group of people, just to be worried about how they think you look.

For me, acting rude and obnoxious in class is normal, no matter how weird you think I am.

For me, having bizarre dreams is my escape from the real world.

For me, breaking an awkward silence by yelling “MUFFINS!” is the best.

For me, hiding my true feelings with a stupid or sarcastic remark, and a good laugh, is natural.

For me, making people laugh makes me feel that speck of hope that I am good for something.

For me, hilarity is me doing a rain dance in PE in hope of canceling the mile, and it raining two minutes later.

For me, loyalty is my best friend in jail, and me right next to him sayin “DAMN!”

For me, bonding time is my best friend in jail, and me in the cell next to him saying “THAT WAS AWESOME LET’S DO IT AGAIN!”

For me, friendship is me beating a random girl’s ass...because she told my friend her shoes were ugly.

For me, being myself is my friend getting rejected, and me calling up the guy and whispering “7 days...”

For me, fun is sending random people in class visual death threats during a lecture, just for the laugh.

And at the end of the day, it will all be okay. Because I’ll still smile for someone, and I’ll still laugh for something, and I’ll still live on.

Copy and Paste this if you wish you could LaPUSH Jacob of the cliff!!

Copy and paste if you hate Jacob Black.

Copy and paste this if you believe in love at first sight.

Copy and paste this if you have ever had a dream that you were making out with Edward Cullen.

Copy and paste if you think Jacob probably has flees.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed).

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P )

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMANIDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

Why America has some issues

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

19 things to do at wal-mart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!)

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your best friend's pencils suck, copy and paste this into your profile.

People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have ever walked into the men's toilets instead of the ladies or vice versa, paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Then I fell down the rest of the stairs, that were luckly covered with carpet, and let me tell you: IT FLIPPIN' HURT! I THOUGHT I'D BROKEN SOMETHING.)

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

If you slap anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (SUGAR!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

When Somebody Says Expect The Unexpected Slap Them In The Face And Say ''You Didn't Expect That Did You?''

Love Is Like A Bar Of Soap Once You Think You've Got It, It Slips Awayi

i'll Always Love You-Pinky Promise

Sometimes Even Lucky Rocketship Undies Dont Help :(

Nobody Ever Uses The White Crayon...

Never Go To Bed Angry Stay Awake And Plan Your Revenge!

We'll Be The Old Ladies Causing Trouble In The Nursing Home!

Cookies And Milk=BFFS

You Just Have To Live Your Life Not Caring What They THink And Shake Off The Drama An Prove To Them That You're Better Than They Think You Are

Brunettes Make Better Phychos ;)

It Take Skill To Trip Over Flat Surfaces

Im Selfish, Impatient And A Little Insecure,I Make Mistakes I Am Out Of Control And & Times Hard To Handle But If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst Then You Sure As Hell Don't Deserve Me At My Best!

I'm Not A Perfect Girl My Hair Dosn't Always Stay In Place & I Spill Things Alot.I'm Pretty Clumsy And Sometimes I Have My Heart Broken My Friends And I Sometimes Fight & Maybe Some Days Nothing Goes Right . But When I Think About It & Take A Step Back An I Remember How Amazing Life Truly Is & That Maybe, Just Maybe I Like Being Imperfect

When Life Gives You 100 Reasons To Cry, Show Life That You Have A 1000 Reasons To Smile :D

Benefits Of Being A Girl

1. We Have The Ability To Dress Ourslefs

2.New Lipstick Gives Us A Whole New Lease On Life

3.Chocolate Can Really Solve All Our Problems

4.We Know Which Glass Was Ours By The Lipstick Mark

5.Taxis Stop For Us

6.Being Cute Can Get Us Off Speeding Fines

7. Free Movies, Free Drinks, Free Dinner ;)

NO BOYFRIEND NO PROBLEM

Yes I Do Use My Hairbrush As A Microphone And Dance Around In My Underwear Thank You Very Much

Brilliant Brunette With Many BLONDE Moments

Our Inside Jokes Too Many To Name When We're Apart Its Never The Same When We're Together It's Nothing But Fun Replacing My Girls Just Can't Be Done

Te Amo

Cinderella Walked On Broken Glass Sleeping Beauty Let A Lifetime Pass Belle Fell in Love With A Beast Jasmine Chose A Poor Man Ariel Spent Her Life On Land We Come To Love Not By Finding A Perfect Person But By Learning To See An Imperfect Person Perfectly

Loved You Once Love You Still Always Have Always Will

Forget Princess I Wanna Be A VAMPIRE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjok4Ql1gwY

Some Of My Favourite Taylor Swift Songs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjKUx2GItAo - Invisible

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5A5wNt0wKU - Hey Stephen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnk9Hq28MuA&feature=related -Fearless

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqRgYuGIIwk&feature=related -Forever And Always

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7CpWqkXSTY&feature=related -The Way I Loved You

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE5v2V-gjEw -I'm Only Me When I'm With You

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haKvSEX2PtI&feature=related -I'd Lie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao138HwSqow&feature=related -Should've Said No

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwTeKGS5j3Y&feature=related-Picture To Burn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9Y4RTZyHZc&feature=related -Teardrops On My Guitair

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeMVMVrduH4&feature=related -Fifteen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH--9E79YDA&feature=related - You Belong With Me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nde_kEtUXl8&feature=related- Our Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EURgbB5J1as&feature=related -Today Was A Fairytale

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EURgbB5J1as&feature=related -White Horse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmJsrMcWicY&feature=related -Crazier

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXH3Eh0C12M -Speak Now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2dfAH3NwfI&feature=related - Story Of Us

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcfaf3Rk28Y&feature=related -Sparks Fly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncwQ3v6oc58&feature=related -Permanent Marker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGX01uXAKtE&feature=related - Better Than Revenge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-A2BOnOc0A&feature=related -Never Grow Up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw0fETc9XEE&feature=related -Enchanted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLK2bpJixLA&feature=related -Back To December

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNj41_8MgTM&feature=related -Mine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dOQrRunooo -I heart ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkD20ajVxnY -Tim Mcgraw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a9O_jm8YA4&feature=fvsr -Breath

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Daughter's Lament by kbrewster reviews
When Elizabeth Prentiss' health starts to decline, Emily drops everything and returns to DC. The ambassador wants to keep her condition quiet, so Emily tells no one of her return. How long can she keep her return to the States a secret? How does she learn to take care of her mother, but also learn to take care of herself? [Rating may change, eventual H/P]
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 127,973 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 3/29/2014 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss, Elizabeth P. - Complete
Bella's Fences by madhatter-18 reviews
Bella has a secret, she has blue eyes, is blond and is a famous singer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
Whatever The Distance by Kate-Emma reviews
Complete - Logan/Camille - Big Time Rush are on tour and he's having trouble sleeping... so he puts in a call to the one person who will calm him down and keep his feet firmly on the ground.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Camille, Logan - Complete
CHARLIES UNAWARE by edwardsgirl1998 reviews
Charlie gets a girlfriend which is very bossy towards bella,what happens when she moves in with them? Can bella handle it when she is put to work with her there? first fanfiction takes good and bad comments plaese review m just in case
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 16,543 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward, Meet Your Sons by Edwardslove reviews
After the newborn fight, Bella gets pregnant and decides to leave Edward not knowing if he will want the baby. Bella gets changed. 71 years later they meet again with TWINS in tow. Will Edward grow close to his sons? Rating may change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,750 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Vampires are real Wait WHAT? by Secrets22 reviews
Catherine Brooks has read all of Stephenie Meyer's books and dreams of meeting a real vampire. If only she would so that she could become one herself. When the cute senior in math class takes her on walk, Cat realizes her dreams might just come true.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,764 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/4/2009
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3135 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Charlie at Bella's 18th Birthday by WonderfullyMade reviews
Happens in New Moon; the Cullens invite Charlie to Bella's 18th birthday at the Cullen' house. All the events that happen on Bella's tragic birthday are witnessed by Charlie. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Charlie S., Bella
Operation goodbye Bella, hello Edward! by bellapouts reviews
Jessica is throwing her eighteenth birthday party, and Bella and Edward are forced to go by Alice. But Lauren Mallory is up to her old tricks, and has commenced a plan to win over Edward and rid herself of Bella - for good. Can the gang stop her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Lauren, Bella
61 Things Alice Cullen is not Allowed to Do by The Real Emmett Cullen reviews
61 Things Alice Cullen is not Allowed to Do.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Alice - Complete
Tanya Vs Me by Max7 reviews
this is after new moon, even though the saga is complete. Some friends of the Cullens come to town. What happens when Tanya comes and tries to take him away? What will they do? one T rated chapter for safety. i'll let you know which one that is.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,053 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
Truth Or Dare by bleedingblackrosez reviews
what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
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Long Live reviews
FULL SUMMARY Bella's really Taylor Swift but only Renee and Charlie know and nobody else not even the Cullens so what happens when Bella runs into her old manager and he want's her to make a comeback, what will Edward and the rest of the Cullens say?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011
Touring With The Enemy reviews
Hawk has just signed a new girl group and BTR hate them , so what happens when Griffen buys Hawk Records and sends this new girl group on tour with Big Time Rush? Will there be trouble when two band mate fall in love?
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Logan
OC ContestRequests reviews
OC Contest One Shot Requests Song Fic Requests! :
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Complete
Karaoke Party reviews
Lauren Has A Karaoke Party And Invites The Cullens To Impress Edward. Give It A Chance!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011
Impressing Edward reviews
All Of Lauren And Jessica's Failed Attempts To Impress Edward! Funny! Co-written by Kimmy31.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011