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Joined 01-18-11, id: 2709970, Profile Updated: 11-23-14
Author has written 5 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, Harry Potter, and V, 2009.

I'm an 18 year old lesbian in the US. I'm a freshman in college going for a Mechanical Engineering major. My username is the same here and on my Archive of Our Own account.

I haven't been on in a long time, but I plan to start writing fanfiction again. I don't usually write smut though, so don't expect it, but I may end up writing it sometime in the future, but only if it's F/F.

The fandoms I'm in include Supernatural, Marvel, AOS, Star Trek, Hannibal, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Harry Potter, Battlestar Galactica, Parks and Recreation, Bob's Burgers, Gravity Falls, The Book of Life, the Child's Play series, Orange is the New Black, Bate's Motel, The Friday the 13th movies, Nightmare on Elm Street series, Raising Hope, Psych, House, Big Hero 6, Firefly, How To Train Your Dragon, Pushing Daisies, Orphan Black, Buffy, Doctor Who (excluding anything Moffat did), LOTR (I haven't read the books yet though), and various other fandoms.

My favorite pairings are Destiel (Supernatural), Sabriel (Supernatural), Kristen/Siobhan (Supernatural), Spirk (Supernatural), Will/Hannibal (Hannibal), Doctor/Master (Doctor Who), Sansa/Margaery (Game of Thrones), Raimundo/Jack (Xiaolin Showdown), Drarry (Harry Potter books), Bubbline (Adventure Time), Marshall Lee/Prince Gumball (Adventure Time) (Prefer them as girls), Kigo (Kim Possible), Snowbunnies (Adventure Time), just about any Marvel pairing.

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Blitzcrank's Fleshling Dating Service by StellaNutella reviews
Champions searching for potential love sign up for Blitzcrank's Fleshling Dating Service and are set up with a blind date... Hilarity ensues with ridiculous pairings, conflicts, hidden identities, jealous exes and more!
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 7/8 - Ashe, Blitzcrank, Ahri
The Wolven Brood by Copper Vixen reviews
An act of kindness changes Harry's circumstances, leaving him shunned by those he once considered friends. Now, when the most unlikely group offers him friendship, he must choose between continued solitude or hands that may be hiding knives Slash DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,297 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sweet Dreams by PieceOfMyHeart reviews
A tired Bruce finds Tony crashed out in his room when he checks up on him. He decides to be a good friend and put him into bed. Everything is fine until the lack of sleep grips Bruce a little too tight... Bruce/Tony fluff : Sorry for the bad title, I'm not the best at thinking of them :/
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Simple As by ElGal reviews
Harry and the gang return to Hogwarts for their eighth year to take their NEWTs. EWE. Slash. M for sexual content and language. Fluff to the max. REWRITTEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,359 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 8/14/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Give the Moment Wings by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, past DMAG. Scorpius enjoyed spending time with Mr. Potter, since his father just left him by himself with house-elves all day. And it all would have stayed a secret if his father hadn't come home early one day. Twoshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by Kitty Smith reviews
Harry and Draco have an odd affliction... They must remain in contact or suffer fates worse than death! And now they have to survive the Triwizard Tournament? later dmhp drarry hpdm dracoxharry harryxdraco slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,328 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Darklist by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco Malfoy, wanted criminal, strolled into the Ministry to give himself up, he seemed destined for Azkaban until he offered to hand over information to avert an upcoming crime. Of course, he refused to divulge that knowledge to anyone but Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,023 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Powerful by Tempepayze reviews
What happened between the attack and when Randall Tier was presented on Hannibal's dining room table
Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
A Simple Tailor by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
"What I want to know is, out of all the stories you told me which ones were true and which ones weren't?" "My dear doctor...they're all true." "Even the lies?" "Especially the lies." There is truth among the lies, Garak knows. Enough to damn him, if Bashir could only see it. But maybe, just maybe, that's a good thing.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2014 - J. Bashir, E. Garak - Complete
Masquerade Waltz by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Will and Hannibal are making dinner. They get an unexpected guest who invites himself in. HOLY HELL, THEY ARE NOT GOING TO EAT THE METH HEAD. QUIT COMMENTING ABOUT IT AND ENJOY THE DAMN STORY. IT'S CALLED BANTER AND SERIAL KILLERS LIE TO SCARE THEIR VICTIMS. Murder husbands. Domestic fic. Dark comedy. M/M Rated T for language. Not Beta Read
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Nine Days' Wonder by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, mostly preslash. In which Harry is the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and really not interested in Malfoy's snippy little firecalls about Scorpius. Really. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Warm and Fuzzies by Danzinora Switch reviews
Written for Minecraft Guardiansaiyan. Incorporates all suggestions made into K/S/M friendship during shore leave. Fluff with hugs, hot chocolate, alcohol, a little H/C, and did I mention 3-way mind melds? Plot: Kirk and McCoy teach Spock about imagination. No slash. Reviews optional, but appreciated!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Celebration of All Hallow's Eve by T'Key'la reviews
Written for fairyniamh in response to the Trick or Treat left on my LiveJournal. She requested Kirk/Spock and chocolate ice cream. Written as a Memo, concerning the celebration of Halloween. Fluff and fun.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Supervillain's Guide to Getting Married by LulaMadison reviews
When Loki escapes his prison & flees to Midgard he realises he quite likes it here and doesn't want to leave. When he hears that marrying someone allows you to stay in the country he decides to marry one of the only people he knows: the Avengers. Eventual Loki/Tony. UPDATED DAILY.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,252 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
MIB by Jelsemium reviews
Darcy Lewis runs into someone she didn't expect to see in New York.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Complete
The Lucky Series by Lokifan reviews
Draco's a cat Animagus. He has a difficult relationship with Ron, who's a terrier Animagus, but Harry loves him anyway. These are separate, standalone fics on the same timeline; the first is fluffy comedy, the second and third PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pseudo by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is not quite himself after hanging out at a pub with Neville to catch up on events. Enter Draco Malfoy, drunk, amorous, and oh-so-interested in not-Harry. MATURE CONTENT EVENTUALLY, I'M SURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,633 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In my Darkest Hours by ieatmyfeelings reviews
When Harry gets attacked by a vampire at the end of 6th year his entire world is thrown for a loop. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,124 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Doer of Good Deeds by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, RWHG. Ron recognizes the signs of obsession because he used to obsess over Hermione. Therefore he takes it upon himself to get Harry and Malfoy together when Harry starts obsessing over Malfoy. Otherwise, he might never stop hearing about how ugly Malfoy's supposed girlfriends are. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
T'hy'la Tribbles by Firegirl210 reviews
A collection of Drabbles, One-Shots, Two-Shots, Plot Tribbles and general Kirk/Spock fangirling in literature form. Some romantic slash, some friendship, some angst, some fluff, some K, some T, all Trek.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,896 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, Spock Prime, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Symphony 40 in G Minor, K 550 - 1 Molto Allegro by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Hannibal is feeling lonely so he goes to Will's house in the middle of the night. Stuff happens. Not Beta Read. Murder Husbands, kinda. Will figures it out. Dark Will. gotta love my shit summaries. M/M
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
A Cappella of Gaudete by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Crossover with Game of Thrones but only the setting and world for it. Will is a seer who is being sold to cover his father's debts. He meets Hannibal. Stuff happens. Ta-da. :) M/M Rating jumped up to M for reasons. Sexy reasons. You figure it out. :)
Crossover - Game of Thrones & Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Danza Delle Ore by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Crossover with Sherlock and Hannibal...again. Sherlock figures it out. Hannibal responds. Read at your own risk. Not beta read Crack M/M Meant to be funny but I promise nothing.
Crossover - Sherlock & Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Dark Seduction by TwistedLittleAngel reviews
They've always expected him to be in control. He's their savior, he has to. So what happens when they find out that their savior wants someone to take away his precious control? It's always the forbidden that entices the sweetest... M/M Slash, D/s.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dinner by a-hint-of-garlic reviews
Wherein Jim gets an invitation for dinner, Hannibal thinks he is the only one who gets the joke and Sebastian actually knows which one is the salad fork.
Crossover - Sherlock & Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2013 - J. Moriarty, Hannibal L. - Complete
Flesh for Flesh by Student of Dreams reviews
Hannibal was not accustomed with asking for help, but a new development finds the good doctor standing in the middle of a crossroads waiting for its king.
Crossover - Supernatural & Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Crowley, Hannibal L. - Complete
Two Psychopathic, Murderously Inclined Fathers Defend Their Daughter by PendulumWings reviews
Hannifam, Will and Abigail cuddles, PackFam! Pack cuddles, Will is indulging in killing and eating people. Abuse, crying, vengeance.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., Abigail H. - Complete
Red In Our Eyes by ChangingTheCircumstances reviews
Will and Hannibal, accompanied by Abigail, arrive in London following the tracks of a killer. Will finds that he must work alongside Sherlock Holmes who begins to test Will's sanity from the start. Soon, Will's entire reality begins to crumble as more secrets come to the surface and he finds that he can't trust anyone. May have Will/Hannibal later. Rated T for now.
Crossover - Sherlock & Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,576 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty, Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Is there anything you need? by Fantony reviews
"John." His voice is barely a whisper. Mycroft freezes. Was it Sherlock? Was it the wind against the window? "Did you say something?" "JOHN! FOR GOD'S SAKE! I NEED JOHN!" Sherlock has returned. John feels so betrayed he refuses to talk to him. The detective slowly falls apart and Mycroft is more than worried. Slight Sherlock/John slash, bit emotional Mycroft. ONE SHOT.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Don't Touch Lola by Evenmoor reviews
Dean Winchester makes a new friend: a classic Corvette named Lola. Little does he know...
Crossover - Supernatural & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Dean W., P. Coulson - Complete
Where Angels Tread by emmbrancsxx0 reviews
CROSSOVER: SUPERWHOMERLOCK. When Sam gets trapped by the Weeping Angels in medieval Camelot, Dean employs the help of some strange new friends to get him back. Meanwhile, Sam and Merlin stumble upon a plot that may kill the king.
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,980 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Complete
Q, Continued by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
What if Q Junior wasn't given his powers back at the end of Q2? A look at his time with Voyager's crew, the relationships he builds, and the lessons he learns. Will he ever demonstrate "exemplary Q-ness" and be able to go home?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Icheb, Q Junior - Complete
Companion Chatroom by TheChildOfTheTardis reviews
The Tardis has decided to set up a chatroom for companions of the Doctor. Watch as Rose, Martha, Mickey, Donna, Amy, Rory, River, Jack, Clara, Vastra, Jenny and Strax talk to each other.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Rose T., Clara O., Donna N., Martha J. - Complete
Hot Chocolate Drunk by Satin Ragdoll reviews
Spock gets drunk when he tries hot chocolate for the first time.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Spock - Complete
Superwholock: A demon has her by fangirl-with-a-tennant-fetish reviews
The Doctor phones up Sam and Dean for help with a demon possessing Rose, he kept her hidden in an abandoned building but when they arrive, they find her missing, instead they find a man named John Watson. ((Superwholock is a crossover between Supernatural, Doctor Who and Sherlock, reviews are welcomed!))
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
In Vino Veritas by Moon Raven2 reviews
A "missing scene" from the end of 8x11. Dean and Charlie enjoy a post-victory tankard o' ale. A bit of humor. A smidge of angst. Two normally guarded people who can be vulnerable with each other because, hey, what are friends for? One shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Dean W., Charlie B. - Complete
Love, The Twins by Sanity and Katlin reviews
Every April 1st, the Weasley twins pull a school wide prank. For their last year the twins deside to just get in on the fun and give the girls of the school a laugh. Rated T because I'm Paronoid PS not changing whole summery look inside for change...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Harmonized Consciousness by Talizora reviews
[NOW EDITED AND COMPLETE HPDM 8th Year EWE] This time it's a spell gone wrong in Charms that will bring our two favourite boys together. Expect Mind-Magic Classic HD Clichés & Soul Mates
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,702 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Positive Effects by Satin Ragdoll reviews
McCoy makes Spock take 'tribble therapy'. This is for Saavikam69. Thanks to gwynhefar for the plot-bunny of purring. :)
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
I Will Survive by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "I want drunk Loki. Not coming on to anyone. He must be doing something he's going to regret in the morning. And that can potentially be used as blackmail material." The Avengers get a call that Loki is terrorising a bar full of people in the city. When they arrive it's not what they expected.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Moon Told Me So by The Emcee reviews
My name is E. Aster Bunnymund and one day, I would meet my one true love. How do I know this? The moon told me so. Slash. Bunnymund/Jack Frost
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Poetry in Work by ColdWinterLove reviews
Bunnymund is wanting to confess his love to jack, but doesn't know how to go about it. The rabbit tries to write a poem to show his feelings, but doesn't think it would work and throws it away.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
A BunnyJack Christmas Story by MagikofDeduction reviews
One-Shot. Exactly what the title sounds like! Just a short fluffy, innocent little one-shot, written for a request. Hope you like it :) Oh and Slash... if that wasn't obvious. Don't like? That sucks, buttt... we don't want you here :) Happy Holidays, everyone
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
A Sign by Raylou reviews
Where do you think the crazies get their inspiration? Jack Frost of course.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei - Complete
Dear Jack Frost by SilverEyeShinobi reviews
A little girl, terminally ill, wishes for one thing, and one thing only: snow. She writes to Jack Frost in the hopes of fulfilling that dream.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Bazinga by LulaMadison reviews
Short, one shot fic, written for a prompt on Avengerkink. When Loki steals the Tesseract at the start of The Avengers he doesn't take Erik Selvig, he takes Dr Sheldon Cooper instead.
Crossover - Avengers & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Sheldon C., Loki - Complete
Seducing Harry Potter by hpgirl4ever reviews
After much thought, Draco comes to the conclusion that he wants Harry Potter. And what Draco Malfoy wants, Draco Malfoy gets. Now all he needs is a plan. But there's just one problem, his innocent little Gryffindor isn't as clueless as he thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,311 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Adventures of Awkward Steve by complimentarycouture reviews
Awkward moments in the life of Captain America.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,324 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Scars by lamplord reviews
Bubblegum decides to force Marceline to wear a dress, and sees something the Vampire Queen generally hides. Kind of a Marceline x Bubblegum drabble. May be a two-shot if it's liked.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
Magic profile by Paralelsky reviews
Have you really noticed what all powerful magic users have in common? Arthur finally did and then felt stupid for not figuring it out earlier. It's really that simple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Harry P., Arthur - Complete
Mjolnir Leviathan by crazysane reviews
Guess they didn't need the bone after all...
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,392 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Dean W., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Up for Auction by Betty More Fishe reviews
An old law allows the head of a house to auction of their heirs virginity, but it's more than just sex when Sex equals Marraige for a first born pureblood. How will Draco Malfoy cope with being married off to the highest bidder! BoyXBoy Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Powerless by Diztracshon reviews
Ice Queen spends a day with Fionna, pretending to be Gumball, and finds that the girl is much more interesting than any prince. After Fionna takes her crown away Ice Queen starts to get sick and turns to the only person she can think of, Fionna, to help. Are there more consequences to losing her powers than she'd thought? Lesbian content. Will be edited further.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,200 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Fionna, Ice Queen - Complete
First Impressions by Kissy Fishy reviews
Harry is not impressed with Merlin. At all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
All You Need by Shadow Nashira reviews
While in captivity in Afghanistan, Tony has a very strange experience with a self-proclaimed angel. Movieverse!Iron Man.
Crossover - Ironman & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/22/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, H. Yinsen, Castiel - Complete
Revelations by esking reviews
He may be ridiculous and inexperienced, but Garth sure knows how to keep a secret.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Garth F., Dean W. - Complete
Exorcism of a Cat by FortitudoPhoenixo reviews
The holy water didn't work, but Dean is still convinced the cat is evil... And an exorcism is just the way to prove it.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Dean W., Garth F. - Complete
The Guys You Meet At Bars by ramsaybaggins reviews
Something goes wrong and Tony Stark finds himself in a bar in the Supernatural verse. I own nothing.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Dean W., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
hold me invisible against your sun by sweetwatersong reviews
A good man makes an old-fashioned deal.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Crossroads Demon, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
A Very Scientific Experiment by LadySlytherinII reviews
Tony has built a pillow fort in one of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s spaceships. Needless to say, Fury is not pleased.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
5 Times the Hulk Protected Bruce by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
and 1 time Bruce protected the Hulk. A short Bruce-Hulk acceptance story. Warnings: mention of attempted suicide in one of the sections.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Of Monsters and Impossibilities by ghibli22 reviews
Post movie Bruce heads off to see Tony's lab, as promised. They seem to make a great team, and Bruce finds himself really enjoying his time living with Tony. They fall into an easy rhythm, and Bruce can almost forget what he is. But monsters are a hard thing to control. Even in impossible situations. Bruce/Tony coming together fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,698 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Avengers get LOKI'D by SilverTongueLoki reviews
In which Tony is afraid of puppies, Clint hugs Natasha, Thor's hammer is green, and Loki has some fun. Blackhawk implied. Anything else you see is purely of your own imagination. Rated T for language from Tony Stark and Director Fury. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Loki
Eight Reasons Why Tony by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
Eight reasons why Tony Stark is forbidden from making drunk calls. Victims: Bruce, Clint, Natasha, Steve, Coulson, Fury, Pepper and Rhodey. The only text is the drunk message so don't expect much, just lulz.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Unintentional by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
For such geniuses, they're pretty clueless.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Pandora's Box by alicat54 reviews
Dean knew that Sam's freakish brain would one day get him into trouble, so when he heard about his brother's little planned adventure on Pandora, he wasn't surprised. He just requested a transfer. Avatar xover Supernatural
Crossover - Supernatural & Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
Flower Power by fakeasain56 reviews
In which Bruce gives Tony flowers, and Tony basks in the process of being wooed.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2012 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Adventure Time with Marshall and Gumball by Stelera Kinsman reviews
The Ice Queen is always predatoring on dudes. When Fionna falls ill and the snowy sorceress takes the opportunity to swoop on Prince Gumball, Fionna asks Marshall Lee to rescue the prince in her stead. BxB Yaoi rated M for later chapters and BAD PUNS!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,993 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
A Shared Love of Science & Sushi by Red Shiloh reviews
How Bruce learned to stop worrying and love the time-bomb. Science boyfriends aka Bruce/Tony
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,478 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
It Backfired, Eh? by AlexDayLover reviews
Harry broke up with Ginny. Ginny wants Harry back. Ginny devises a plan to GET Harry back by going out with Draco to make Harry jealous. Genius! Except, things don't go as planned, especially since Draco is the REASON Harry broke up with Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's The Answer I Believe To Be Right by Christina's Inferno reviews
Fury challenges Bruce and Tony's relationship, but the two get support from an unlikely source. Bruce/Tony, with hints of Natasha/Clint if you squint.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Sign Them, Maybe by energetically.chary reviews
A parody to the song "Call Me, Maybe". NO SLASH.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Babbling Paintings by Tutankhamunfreak reviews
Arthur is having a bad day. Merlin is off sick and a sorcerer has just shot him into the future where Gwaine has already started a betting pool. And gotten drunk. In a painting. Good Luck to the residents of Gryffindor... Please read and review! Thank you!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Arthur - Complete
SMASH by the-dramatic-harmonica reviews
Bruce has to reevaluate his feelings for his best friend Tony, when he meets Rhodey and can't control the jealousy that causes him to Hulk out. One Shot. Tony/Bruce
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Biological Imperative by LulaMadison reviews
A Norsekink fill: When Odin took Loki from the temple he didn't realise he was taking the Jotun queen, the one who is supposed to breed the next generation of Jotun warriors by laying hundreds of eggs at a time. When Loki comes of age he decides Stark Tower is an ideal place for a nest, and the Avengers would make perfect drones. Slash & more.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Is That An Offer, Dr Banner? by WinterSky101 reviews
While drunk, Tony accidentally says a few more things to Bruce than he originally meant to and lets a few things slip that weren't supposed to. It's up to the two of them to see if anything comes of it. Bruce/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/27/2012 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.] - Complete
Premiere Pillows by Schyzotypal X reviews
Hazing!Verse 6: In which Tony figures out sleeping arrangements at Avengers Tower and I write bad fanfiction to describe how I think each Avenger's room would look, oh, and troll Loki.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
I'm Not on the Side of the Angels by Cati-dono reviews
A really short dribble I wrote when it was way late: Jim dies, yeah? And because of what he did, he goes to Hell, yeah? And it just so happens to be during the last month of Dean's stay in Hell, yeah? Sometimes, Dean really loves his job.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Dean W., J. Moriarty - Complete
King Of Anything by LxIsxJustice reviews
"He was a 'mate for life' kind of person, and he knew all of this was pointless. He had already met his match, and now it was just a matter of time before he dropped the charade and attempted the impossible." Tony/Bruce
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Green Eyes for Draco by NewyorkBeat13 reviews
Draco has a naughty dream about someone with green eyes and black hair. Does a run in with the famous Harry Potter in the middle of the night lead to a realization? DracoxHarry sex and language! hating is bad 3 NewyorkBeat13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Elemental Mentality by LxIsxJustice reviews
In which Tony is evil, Bruce is diabolical, and the other Avengers will pay! "—and iodine and thorium and thulium and thalium." Everyone grits their teeth. That…is their least favorite part. Pure crack. Tony/Bruce. Rated for nerdy innuendo.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Tesoro by NoOneShallKnow reviews
In which Bruce and Tony flirt through science
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Everyone loves Cookies, right? by chatnoir1 reviews
Movie-verse. Post-Avengers. Odin has given Loki a new task. He must do something nice for the Avengers. He decides to bake cookies. Innocent enough, right?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki - Complete
In Which a Death is Greatly Exaggerated by loverofstuff1224 reviews
Tony was actually at a loss for words. This was more shocking, well then anything. Enjoy! I still can't write summaries.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Naked by Casteline reviews
Tony has locked himself in his lab and he's not letting anyone in. Tony/Bruce slash. Fluff!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A Very Silly Mother's Day by mcfassavoy reviews
The gang head over to casa del Stark for some Mother's Day festivities. But something is amiss. WARNING: STORY GETS REALLY SILLY REALLY FAST. 200% SILLINESS GUARANTEED. NOTHING SERIOUS HERE. NO SIREE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Complete
Teapots and platypi by KittyBadger reviews
In which there is shower almost-invasion, strange hair, interesting friends, and lots and lots of tea. H/D pre-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Midgardian Smut by LulaMadison reviews
Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 180 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
A Mission to Change Direction by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
Harry and Draco are on a mission to stop an uprising in Germany. Their cover? They are a newly married couple on their honeymoon. Their mission: infiltrate the uprisers. Simple, right? Not so much when Harry and Draco are involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,842 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Five Times Natasha Felt Out Of Place by Veronique Roux reviews
And one time she didn't. Mostly a team fic, Clint/Natasha if you squint. T for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
The Treatment by FairyNiamh reviews
Thor applies Cuddle therapy to his naughty little brother. Takes place AFTER the movie. No spoilers given.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Operation: Seduce Loki by LulaMadison reviews
Thor's birthday present to his brother leads to a wager between The Avengers to see who can get Loki into bed first.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Shakespeare in the Park by Nyhratak reviews
"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?" Tony decides to have some fun at Thor's expense, and suddenly a very deceived demigod is reading a female role from a Shakespearian play in the middle of Central Park! Tony's screwed.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Table Manners by footshooter reviews
Clint just wants to eat. Natasha wants some etiquette. Everyone else just happens to join in. Again, was deleted and reposted coz I'm an eejit who can't work the internet :P.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Big Damn Terrified Heroes by tobinfic reviews
The Avengers meet their match in the privacy of their own kitchen. Spoiler-free humourous crack fic!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Bigger by Bombshell1701 reviews
MOVIEVERSE. Tony has a question about the super soldier. Rated M for adult themes- THIS IS NOT SLASH, so relax! Post-Avengers movie. Please R&R.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Rainy Mondays by Nymphadora1506 reviews
Draco wakes up on a bleary Monday morning, ready for an unpleasant day ahead. In the end, several accidents and one misunderstanding later, it turns out quite all right really. Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Loki and the Penguin Liberation Front by LulaMadison reviews
Penguins in zoos all over the world suddenly vanish. The Avengers are sent to investigate. You can guess who is behind it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dabbling in Drarry by Shira Lansys reviews
Because writing drabbles is an addictive passtime. 100 drabbles, each exactly 100 words in length, all focusing on Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Warning: will contain SLASH. Rated for some drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 9,675 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We Are Nowhere, and It's Now by Sonata Rapp reviews
A large portion of Harry's life had been spent leading up to one thing, and now that that thing was done, he had no idea how to move on to the next thing. What even was the next thing? Probably something to do with Malfoy. Eighth year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Crisis by drarryxon reviews
Why in the bloody hell does Harry Potter keep staring at you? Doesn't he have something better to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Regarding Fandoms by KarToon12 reviews
One Shot: Tony Stark discovers a piece of "fan art" that Steve drew that's...surprising, to say the least. Focuses mostly on Steve, but also gives insight into the various movies and TV shows the Avengers like to watch.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Game of Owns by Red Tigress reviews
Movie-verse. Prompt response for "He looked at the brave warriors standing before him and made his decision." The Avengers fall victim to organized sports. Team-fic. Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Complete
Haymitch Loves Haymitch by alixxblack reviews
It's the night before the Reaping and Haymitch finds himself mildly attracted...to himself? A comedic self-contained conversation with Mr. Haymitch Abernathy. One-shot!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Haymitch A. - Complete
Supermegafoxyawesome: The Pimp Cane by pokeyspot reviews
CRACKFIC On going to ask for Draco's hand Harry encounters Lucius Malfoy in all his glory. Involves Darry, improper use of an umbrella and of course the inspiration: the all famous Malfoy pimp cane. NO lemon, just CRACKFIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Take a Chance by dipped.in.ink reviews
When his boyfriend Terry dumps him in a muggle club, Harry's ready to give up dating altogether until he overhears Terry making a bet with Draco Malfoy to get Harry into bed in under a month. Now the sparks are about to fly? DM/HP,RW/BZ,HG/Theo. R&R PLZ!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,749 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
At the End of the Day by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM No brooms, a distinct lack of balls, no comprehension of the offside rule and a Malfoy who apparently has magic feet. Harry never knew this stupid game could be so much fun. Written for funsies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
RingRing by ThingsThatNeedThings reviews
'BBC Sherlock' random fanfiction using music. Ever wondered what Sherlock's ringtone for John is? Lestrade's for Mycroft? Anderson's default? Enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Of Love Potion's and Gayness by Pantherstrike reviews
Harry and Draco are forced to make a mild love potion in Potions. They are in love lust for fifteen minutes. Afterwards draco has a breakdown and Pansy forces Harry to fix it. PG One-shot slightly OOC and cracky but when arn't my stories crack?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by ApparentlyRude reviews
There is a list of 586 'things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts' and I took my thirty favourites, and made each one into a drabble of anywhere between 100 and 1500 words. The link to the real list will be up in my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P.
Fears by angel-death-dealer reviews
He'd thought it ironic that despite the name, her greatest fear was spiders. There was something amusing about the Black Widow drawing her feet onto the couch with her when a house spider scurried across the floor.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Scarves by Laiika reviews
It all changed when Malfoy gave Harry his scarf. Now his whole perception is changing and he's questioning thing's he'd rather leave alone. And in the background, Umbridge waits. Slash HP/DM COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,487 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Elementary School Escapades by loki-dokey reviews
A fandom mashup! The Merlin/Supernatural/Sherlock characters all attend the same elementary school, and are in the same first-grade class. Dean Winchester and Arthur Pendragon are best friends. Merlin makes Castiel cry, though he didn't mean to break it!
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Castiel, Merlin - Complete
Bellatrix's Lullaby by Pantherstrike reviews
Bellatrix sings to the Deatheaters. A cracky musical fic based on the Lion King 2 songs. A drarry of course though completely PG. I enjoyed writing this almost too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
Five Times Tony Saved Clint's Ass by Red Tigress reviews
...one time Clint saved Tony's ass, and how it was all connected. Movie-verse. Starts as comedy, but will meld into drama. No pairings, rated for language and violence. FINAL chapter's up, in which a lot of people see red.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,188 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Defendere by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,247 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anyone for Scrabble? by Fr333bird reviews
McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hiccups by Pantherstrike reviews
Draco gets the hiccups and chaos ensues. HPDM SLASH ONE-SHOT Crackfic slightly OOC but really cute
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Awkward by agentdouble0negative2 reviews
Stiles was sure that the person standing on his doorstep wasn't a FBI agent. He's also sure he could add Derek coming into the scene as one of the most awkward moments of his life.
Crossover - Supernatural & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Dean W., Stiles - Complete
The God Of Accidentally Breaking Stuff by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "So many prompts and fills seem to have Thor being the one confused with the way things work on Midgard. I'd like to see some Loki being confused by Midgardian things."
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Trickster Interruptus by LulaMadison reviews
A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Because I Care by xSilverWingsx reviews
When one night Harry witnessed Draco trying to run away from his problems, his hero complex kicked in and suddenly he was stepping out of his way just to help his so called rival. HarryxDraco Future Slash,mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,644 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Aurors in Wonderland by Asagi Tsuki reviews
Pansy Parkinson comes to the Auror office to report the disappearance of Draco Malfoy. Auror Potter and Auror Weasley find themselves in Wonderland in an attempt to retrieve the missing man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Miles to go Before I Sleep by whereSilencebegins reviews
When Pansy comes to Draco nearly three years after the war to ask for his help with none other than an abused and fragile Harry Potter, what could he do but say yes? After all, he had been in love with Harry since they were eleven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,050 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Harry Potter Pickup Lines by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Impossibly High by PurplePoctopus
Irene returns home to a security breach and a sneaky thief. When Bela and Irene meet again, their world turns upside down.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Bela T., Irene A. - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 146 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Take the Air by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,810 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Soul of Love by Asagi Tsuki reviews
Draco Malfoy is rumored to be the most beautiful mortal alive with little to no luck in love life. However, a cruel prophecy is about to change the fact
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hawkeye Hates Prince of Thieves by Red Tigress reviews
Prompt response. "Hawkeye is not someone you want to watch Robin Hood movies with." Clint, Steve and Thor. No pairings.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Victorious by whereSilencebegins reviews
It's not easy to be hated by everyone...though it is easier when Harry Potter falls in love with you. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,220 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Close Quarters by 11oyd reviews
Harry needs a roommate. Draco volunteers. Problems ensue, but at least Harry makes some good tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,849 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sugarless Gumdrops by Graceful Amethyst reviews
What do you get when you mix a vampire who isn't sweet enough and a bubblegum princess? Sugarless Gumdrops. ;Pregnant!Sugarless Gum;
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
Perception by simeysgirl reviews
Harry likes Draco. Draco likes Harry. Ron just wants some peace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Shirt by redisaid reviews
A short take on the origin of the infamous shirt from "What Was Missing".
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
The First Date by mustachemate reviews
Harry Potter is absolutely clueless as to what to do for his first date with the Slytherin ice prince, Draco Malfoy. On Ron's suggestion, he leaves the decision up to the Room of Requirement.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dementor's Kiss by T3hWh1t3P4nth3r reviews
A contest is being held at Hogwarts to see who can do the best impression of a dementor. One shot. Drarry. If you don't like it, please don't read it. OOCness with Hermione and Dumbledore a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Web of Broken Dreams by Drizl reviews
I have been told that the difference between love and hate is like walking a muggle tight rope. Will Draco fall or can he be saved? EWE/HPDM/Rated M/Slash/Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,504 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Late Night Strolls by Ninotsjka1992 reviews
When Harry goes out late a night more than usual, it's up to Ron to find out what's keeping his best friend away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Borgin & Burkes by Thorsmaven reviews
Lily is tasked with distracting the one and only Bellatrix Lestrange. Poor Lily. BELLATRIX LESTRANGE X LILY EVANS FEMSLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Bellatrix L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tale about horny teachers by papuruakuma reviews
Draco wants Harry. Like half of the male population on Hogwarts... Draco's horny and Harry's clueless. Put three plotting ex-students in the mix and you get a new hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,059 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
But he is Harry sodding Potter by Gingerbread20 reviews
When someone Breaks into the Gryffindor tower and casts a spell on Harry, he finds himself in a werid situation with none other than Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,456 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 130 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Plays Cupid by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Everyone knew Harry and Draco were meant to be... well, except for Harry and Draco. In an effort to save thier sanity, the people of Hogwarts decided to play matchmaker and get the infamopus couple d who said Dumbledore wasn't a great cupid?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Santa's Coming by GamerKuro reviews
What will Santa do when he finds out he's on someone's wishlist? A Christmas PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rule Number 32 by Mister Jackkkk reviews
Hogwarts Rule Number 32: I will not kiss Trevor
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bloody Mistletoe by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Oh, look, it's Christmastime at Hogwarts! Let the badly-named plans and misplaced mistletoe cliches begin!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Finally Together by paramoreeloverr reviews
Hermione had a plan all along. ONE SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nagging Neg Nibs by dantemalfoy reviews
Draco/Harry slash. Mature themes. George wants to test a new product on the unsuspecting Auror Potter. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 551 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Salt by Tashilover reviews
John has three tattoos. One of them, is a five-pointed star with black flames.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Castiel, Sherlock H. - Complete
Animal Inside by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that there's got to be a reason that Draco can't get the hang of this Patronus lark. Companion piece to Mental, as requested.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lemons and Mistletoe by imaniiebee reviews
In which Draco writes his first letter to Santa Claus. Contains established male!male relationship and potentially bad words. Caution: holiday fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Joys of Taking Marriage Sex and Family by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
After the war, the 8th year students at Hogwarts are required to take a new class in their final year. The students get paired up and- -well, you get the picture. AU. Which means some characters will be alive even though they aren't supposed to be. *IN THE PROCESS OF MAJOR EDITING: CURRENTLY EDITED UP TO CHAPTER 18. READ AT OWN COST*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,027 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Boyfriend by Cathcer1984 reviews
As the last of her children is finally getting married, Molly starts harassing Harry into finding a partner and getting married himself. Exasperated, Harry tells her he's seeing someone to get her off his back. Except he's not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Great Berry Conspiracy by Lea Benoit reviews
HP/DM. Professor McGonagall has bewitched the mistletoe. Oneshot! Warnings for general silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Five Times Harry Drank On The Job by JawlinesandCheekbones reviews
Harry tries to be the paragon of proper performance within the Auror Department, but after his promotion to Head Auror, complete with new partner, he finds that a bit... tricky. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Business Meetings by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is the leader of a powerful group of vampires. Harry is their Ministry appointed negotiator. Cue a series of monthly meetings, arguments- and eventually something else. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,404 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That's The Way I Love You by PageNotFound404 reviews
Malfoy and Potter's secret relationship ended on a bitter note. Mafoy decided that he should fulfill his duties as heir, so he brings his future wife to the prom. With Potter wanting to get back, Malfoy's in for an emotional night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rule of Three and a Stone by Tale Kayler reviews
It's not very often that your suspect binds you to your old school rival.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3172 - Favs: 4,294 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Am a Vampire by Byunessie reviews
Marceline is being adorable. 'nuff said. c: Just a small vignette.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Battoos by amberpire reviews
"The royal bubble here wants to get a tattoo." ;Bubblegum/Marceline; Oneshot.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A. - Complete
Piano Lessons by amberpire reviews
"This is better than music." ;Bubblegum/Marceline; Oneshot. Fluff.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A. - Complete
Apples After Midnight by Xekstrin reviews
Marceline tries to patch things up with Bubblegum; it doesn't go down exactly as planned. Many sexy/wacky hi-jinks ensue.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,204 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Submission by BoundIrishAngel reviews
Draco is still fighting with Harry but under the cover of hostility something has changed. Harry will get what he wants, it's just a matter of time. WARNINGS: KINK; BDSM; TOP!HARRY; bottom!DRACO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,094 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Delicious Karaoke Dancers by Lalana-chan reviews
Dumbledore announces Karaoke Night, Harry and 3 of his girl friends use this as a perfect way for Harry and Draco to come out. Rated T because I couldn't decide between T and K . YAOI, don't like, don't read. Contains plotting, giggling, and mischief.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twins in Camelot by Christina B reviews
While escaping from Filch, the Weasley twins stumble across a time turner in the Room of Requirement. They go back in time to Camelot where chaos ensues in typical Weasley fashion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Fred W., Merlin - Complete
Ferret fun by HinaKicksAss reviews
What are you going to do when your rival turns himself into a ferret and crawls up your leg? Read and find out what our favorite Gryffindor did.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Right Side of the Bed by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
Why is Coulson so happy today? Natasha thinks she knows... And then confirms. Warning: Just a tad cracky
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Wanting to be Caught by Betty More Fishe reviews
Harry Potter gives Draco Malfoy an ultimatium. He could stay in Azkaban, or he could let Harry have his wicked way with him. When Draco chooses the later, it is not what he was expecting! Slash, sweet little ficlet
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Muggle Sarcasm II: Draco's Revenge by jessica499499 reviews
Sequel to Muggle Sarcasm And Rita Skeeter Don't Mix. Draco promised that Rita Skeeter would pay for bad mouthing his husband and he gets his revenge in a most unusual way. Slash. Drarry. Fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potions Class by RiddikulusGrin reviews
Set during HBP. Everyone's gone to Hogsmeade for their apperation test leaving Harry and Draco alone in potions. Well, with Ernie. The fumes must be going to his head because there is no way that he... is Malfoy flirting?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Breaking Barriers by DazzlexMe reviews
Dumbledore issues a school wide spring cleaning. All houses must participate. What happens when the Gryffindors and Slytherins have to work together to clean the common room? Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dudleys Experiment by yamiyugi23 reviews
Dudley decides to do a bit of experimenting, his test subject? His Dad. One Shot, Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Sleepwalking Saviour by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hambo by deathbybunny reviews
Little story about Bubblegum sending Finn to find her girlfriend's long lost bear. One-shot. MarcelinexBubblegum.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2011 - [Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.] - Complete
Love at First Sight by Drarry Contributor reviews
Theo loves Draco Malfoy, who has a major flaw. Draco falls in love at first sight a lot. Too often. Well... Theo has a plan and this plan will save Theo and give him a good life that will help him get over Draco. So he'll be fine. Just fine. Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Theodore N., Draco M. - Complete
Prankfully Yours by marksmom reviews
Harry and Draco are together, but Sirius isn't convinced that Draco is good enough for his godson...Enter Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes. Rated M for implied slash, one swear word and Mpreg. Remus/Sirius/Severus/Fred are alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Dare You by TwistedLittleAngel reviews
Inner house unity leads to monthly house parties, where our favorite seventh years take part in a naughty game of Wizard's Truth or Dare. Anything could happen... Warnings: m/m slash, possible f/f slash, Voy, Toy, and language. HPDM, HGBZ, RWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,546 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
ReRewriting History by Emachinescat reviews
Merlin is saved from the Dorocha's icy touch by two men & an angel wielding salt and a flame-thrower. Sam, Dean, and Cass in a circle of salt all night with Merlin, Arthur, and knights. The Winchesters are re-rewriting history and enjoying it, too.
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
You and Me by deathbybunny reviews
A peek into The Vampire Queen and Princess Bubblegum's past and the aftermath of the episode "What Was Missing?". WARNING YURI. MarcelinexBubblegum
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/4/2011 - [Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.] - Complete
Pirates Are Perverted by Drarry Contributor reviews
Draco, a pirate captain, has successfully kidnapped Harry... now what? There's only so much cheesy pirate porn novels where they rape their hostages can teach you before you have to improvise. Gruesome torture mentioned, cut off before done! Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Clarify This by Bainaku reviews
"Oh nuts, she sounds almost thoughtful. When Marceline tries to be thoughtful, people usually end up maimed."
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Unfair by Drarry Contributor reviews
Draco, Blaise, Goyle, Narcissa, and Crabbe's mother are all at Crabbe's funeral. Just because someone fought for the wrong side doesn't mean the grieving is any easier.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Draco M., Vincent C. - Complete
Connection by Bainaku reviews
"Marceline's mouth opens, maybe to retort, maybe to laugh, maybe to tease, and the princess thinks oh, what a wonderful opportunity for field research!"
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ridiculously Tight Pants by Praevarus reviews
Draco Malfoy is wearing a pair of ridiculously tight pants. Harry is positive he has stuffed his underwear, and intends to prove it. Sort of HPDM slash-ish. Rating is probably too high. Just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Role Reversal by BoundIrishAngel reviews
Harry decides to play after a potions class. 2nd Follow up to Submission; YAOI; RATED MATURE for KINK and BDSM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts 1st Annual Valentines Day Dating Service by CityofOaks reviews
Harry doesn't have a date for Valentine's Day, so he tries his luck with the anonymous school dating service. Harry/Draco slash. This. Is. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Lesson About Control by BoundIrishAngel reviews
Draco needs a reminder about who is in control. Follow up to Submission; YAOI; RATED MATURE for KINK and BDSM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Off With Her Head by Drarry Contributor reviews
Harry, the king of Wonderland, has escaped the gardens to go visit his friends for the first time after three years. Draco, the Queen, is not happy. Nor is he happy that Ginny just loves Harry Potter. Drarry crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Complete
I'd Kill you if you stopped by dinolover12 reviews
Harry asks a question, Draco says no but means yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hexed by Praevarus reviews
Draco is convinced Potter has hexed him, since he feels funny every time the Gryffindor is around. But why does everybody keep laughing at him when he describes his symptoms? HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Humor in the Form of the Marauders Redux by Bushy Squirrel reviews
A collection of 'documents', with commentary, created by the Marauders and Lily during their 7th year at Hogwarts. Rated M for Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Facebook For wizards by Seraphim Faust reviews
Facebook-for wizards with added humour and romance...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry and the Hostage by LynstHolin reviews
DRARRY Written for a dA contest with the theme of Danger. On the job as an Auror, Harry is taken hostage by a dark wizard and he ends up being tied up back-to-back with Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Golden Trio meet Merlin by Cookie05 reviews
Whe on the run from You-Know-Who the Golden Trio run into Merlin One-Shot Please R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
Be Romantic, Marshall by spider fingers reviews
Every night, without fail, he appeared on Gumball's balcony. And every night, without fail, Gumball waited for him. Marshall Lee/Gumball. Fluffy Drabble.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
With Every Breath by BrokenAngelOfTime reviews
Harry comes across Draco in the Room of Requirement one night. He's playing the piano. Harry soon learns that he does that every night, and soon they form a sort of bond through the music. Harry x Draco loving in time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,856 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Malfoy and the Frog by LynstHolin reviews
An entry for a fairy-tale themed DRARRY contest on dA. Draco makes a promise to a frog, thinking he doesn't have to honor it. But is the frog really just a frog?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Expect the Unexpected by Kandakicksass reviews
PREVIOUSLY DRACO'S LITTLE SECRET. Heavily edited. Harry knew that letting the headmistress put an entirely too intoxicating veela Malfoy into his care was a bad idea. Too bad he wasn't good at listening, even to himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,584 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lovingly Insulting by Caelistis.Rydraline reviews
When Hermione manages to get Harry to learn another language with her, the only perk he sees is that he can at least insult Malfoy in front of some professors. But some other things are more easily said when no one else can understand you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,192 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hold Onto You by Brisingrblade09 reviews
Harry and Draco have always been enemies, However when Draco is turned into a werewolf as punishment for failing to kill Dumbledore, Harry can't help but try to help his rival, Will they become friends? or something more? Story belongs to me, Song belongs to Default
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
OWLs Results by FinlayHarper reviews
Harry's freaking out so Draco makes a deal with him tiny bit of Drarry!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Drink responsibly by Fantony reviews
Too much butterbeer and Draco wakes up with two letters tattooed in a heart on his chest...Slash. HPDM. Silly fluff, really!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bad Omen by Asagi Tsuki reviews
Draco woke up on the floor and knew that something wrong would happen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Choices by DandalfTheWhite reviews
AU Fifth Year. Draco stops Harry in a hallway after a detention with Umbridge and their relationship slowly starts to change. Draco/Harry slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,147 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dear Mrs Sadistic by Fantony reviews
Stuck in his portrait at Hogwarts, Severus Snape decides to write a complaint letter to our dear JK Rowling, to express his discontent about his character and to pour his heart out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
The Almost Hero by AmayaSora reviews
"And so Draco Malfoy wrenched his arm out of his mother's grip and half-turned to dissolve into the black, smoky form that the Dark Lord's version of Apparition-flying made him." HPDM. Oneshot, part of TTMW series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Saviour's Saviour by bleedforyou reviews
Draco is a coward until he is jealous, which makes him do radically out-of-character things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Phantom Orchid by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter goes to Seattle in search of a smuggler and discovers a very familiar person in a quite unfamiliar setting. Is Draco Malfoy really who he is pretending to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Accepting help by Slytherin'sNotebook reviews
Harry sees another side to Draco and offers help. Draco's still not sure why he agreed, not even after everything he learns. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,585 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
His Actium by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry works as an unconventional Auror for the Ministry, getting close to suspects and worming their secrets out of them. When Malfoy is linked to a smuggling ring, Harry is assigned to pursue him, with unexpected results. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,512 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Getting Out by Drarry Contributor reviews
Harry never gets out anymore, until Hermione forces him to accept an invitation to coffee with Blaise Zabini. Just before he leaves though he runs into Draco... if only things could get better with their immaturity. Drarry Draco x Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Good Luck Has Its Storms by Emmylia reviews
Harry's marriage with Ginny has crumbled into dust. Draco decides this is the perfect time to make a move. Add into the mix several children and conspiring relatives and it's a recipe for success...right? Not! Especially with jealous exes to contend with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,187 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Veritas by ConstantComment reviews
6th Year AU: Liquid honesty. Strongest truth potion known to Wizardkind. Invented in 1266 by Duther the Doubtful. Fiercely controlled by the Ministry. Painstakingly brewed over a period of one-and-a-half moon cycles. Today's assignment in NEWT Potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Kitten's and Brutus by Freya-Rhianna reviews
Oliver explains his choice of nickname to Marcus. this was written for the challenge 'what's in a name' rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Marcus F., Oliver W.
Will you be my daddy? by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash,MPreg,bit AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,979 - Reviews: 5421 - Favs: 4,173 - Follows: 2,405 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
Faking It by hydrochloric reviews
"Draco Malfoy Found Dead In Ancestral Home," rang out the news headline, but Harry doesn't believe it. No way would Malfoy commit suicide, or even sink so low as to die at all. So what's the truth? 6th year AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,228 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Incubi by Onyx Claws reviews
Harry Potter comes into his inheritance between his 5th and 6th year at Hogwarts. When he returns to school he discovers he's not the only one. Contains slash. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,224 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where the Dawn Breaks by simeysgirl reviews
Harry takes an unconventional holiday. He expects sun, sand and other things beginning with S. He doesn't expect to see more of Draco Malfoy than he ever could have imagined. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Search of Apollo by naturegirlrocks reviews
Draco is discovered carrying Luna into the Forrest. What is he up to? Short story, takes place in the "8th year".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pure Aqua by Reallybreakyourleg reviews
HP/DM Harry returns Malfoy's wand to him, and their relationship progresses further. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ghostfacers Meet The New Neighbors by HazyDandelion reviews
Harry and Ed think there's something strange about the new 'couple' down the block and decide to investigate. They just don't know how strange. Implied Gabriel x Crowley hence the rating, though that's more for safety than anything else.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry S., Ed Z. - Complete
The Party by ElleeJones reviews
Draco doesnt want to go the First party of their new year at hogwarts, but Pansy pushes him to go. Thankfully he finds someone wo captures his attention, in the best way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Cat's Meow by Padfoot3456 reviews
Harry's been cursed by a necklace that has turned him into a cat, landing him in Magical Menagerie.Draco has purchased a strange black cat with haunting emerald eyes. Can they come together in this way, despite their past? Drarry. Rated for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,152 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Keep Breathing by Drarry Contributor reviews
Sometimes it's hard to breathe, and so when Harry wants Draco he just has to remind himself that whatever happens... all they can do is keep breathing, no matter how much life hurts. Drarry DracoxHarry HarryxDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Yo Mamma is HP Jokes by Clarissa Jackson reviews
Yo Mamma is ... HP Jokes . XD ! Enjoy !
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Optimist Goggles by FluffySnowflake reviews
When Draco was approached by Harry, who was seeking help to set Remus Lupin up with Severus Snape, he thought the world had gone mad. As he helps with what he thinks is a hopeless cause, he finds that things look much different through an optimist's eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Full Moons Suck by IplayedInTraffic reviews
I felt like there needed to be a conversation between Scott and Stiles following 'Lunatic'. So, I wrote one. Scott and Stiles friendship. One-Shot.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Stiles, Scott M. - Complete
Blessing of the Moon by DolceLockhart reviews
Little one-shot of Derek's mind. His interest on a certain someone. DerekXStiles.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Stalking by keepfabandgayon reviews
This was done by request of darkangelkiely on tumblr. The prompt was "Could you write Drarry fluff about the first time Draco realizes he likes Harry?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Spy a Sexy Slytherin by Tattles reviews
The 6th year Gryffindor's are bored, to cure their boredom they decide to play 'I Spy'. A passing Draco decides to join in. With Draco participating Harry takes his chance to announce his desire to 'tap' Draco. Crack ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Because Dragons Never Win by Daughter of Pluto reviews
Ever since the two of them met, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have had a connection. This connection brings them together, at first as enemies and then as lovers. But, as history willingly attests, dragons never win...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Do You Find Me Attractive? by Caseyrocksmore reviews
Prompt fill: "I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness." Derek/Stiles
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Hide that Potion by Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
Draco brews a potion he means to give to Harry, but what happens when the boy-who-lived walks in on him wearing only a cloak and a lacey blue thong? drarry. bottom!Draco. based off ile-o's comic of the same title
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Being Solid by StoryWeaver56 reviews
Being a Solid means Odo can't enjoy some of the benefits he had before: for instance, being able to sneak up on Quark like he used to. But does that stop the cunning constable?
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Odo, Quark - Complete
An Unholy But Fabulous Union by voldy-wears-thongs reviews
When Sue Sylvester puts an ad on Craigslist for a hitman to take down the Glee Club, she is suprised to find that it is none other than The Dark Lord himself! And he's bringing all his black lacy thongs to the job. Kurt/Blaine Voldy/Blaine Voldy/Kurofsky
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Voldemort
Gabriel's New Pet by HazyDandelion reviews
A ficlet based on the prompt 'Crowley gets turned into a cat'. Gabriel wants a new pet, Crowley says no but Gabriel always gets his way.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Crowley, Gabriel - Complete
Merlin's Harry Potter Experience by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to Merlin's Crush. Merlin and the three idiots are sent forwards in time and land in Hogwarts. the three idiots argue while using Merlin swears. Merlin is not impressed
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Albus D., Merlin - Complete
In need of a Doctor by AceyJacey reviews
Before Vastra became a Madame, she was a Silurian that resented humans. The Doctor and Jenny helped her to see the love that can exist between the two races.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century - Complete
Pranks by Byaghro reviews
Harry and Draco no longer fight, but they still can't leave each other alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fine Line by Will.Hell.Minna.-Sophia Isobel reviews
Because of her obsessive fantasy, Ginny has come to believe that Harry was hers alone. This is Ginny's tale of fantasy and obsession which doesn't end as happy as she thought it should.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Room 31c by LemonSherbet reviews
Set in 8th year, Hermione has had enough and wants the fighting to stop. Will her plan work? Warnings inside... Disclaimer- I do not own Harry Potter etc. or James Bond
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unintentional Voyeurism by Yggi Marauder reviews
Ron is suspicious of Harry's late-night disappearances, and decides to follow him. He gets a lot more than he bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nesting by naturegirlrocks reviews
Draco is a part Veela and now he is nesting. how can he hide it from Harry and protect their new relationship? Warning: some swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All those years outside looking in by Vendelin reviews
Albus has fallen in love with Scorpius after years of stalking him around the school by night. In secret of course. Or so he thinks, until this one night. Fluffy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Three Hours And FortySeven Minutes by ImNotDeadYet13 reviews
three hours and forty-seven minutes after purgatory had been opened... and Gabriels back... short little one shot when Gabriel comes back something is different about Crowley...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Crowley, Gabriel - Complete
Nightime Wanderings by snarryislife reviews
Severus Snape is wandering the night, catching students, when he hears...sombody. A drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
not what you're thinking by nando x3 reviews
Ginny thinks Harry is cheating on her with another woman... but things aren't always what they seem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dropping By by sasunaru2themax reviews
Hermione and Ron drop by unexpectedly at Harry's apartment and find out how Harry and Draco are in fact a couple...and have been for 6 years. Now they have to help Harry and Draco come out to the rest of the Weasley's. Lime, Drarry, jealous Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All Catastrophes Start in Potions Class by Stellanti Nocte reviews
DM/HP Draco begins to notice things about Harry Potter, such as his hands, hair, eyes, lips...This story contains slash and future male/male sex scenes. Beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Book Bag Was Pointless by ThatInvisibleGirl reviews
Everyones gone to Hogsmede but Harry and Draco. Glee-Harry Potter crossover. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P.
You're So Hypnotizing by Cathcer1984 reviews
Dancing and sex, past lovers and conversations in Romanian. World's worst summary? I think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Unexpected Confession as Seen by Tony Stark by Lady Devinity reviews
For the norsekink prompt "During a battle with The Avengers, Loki confesses that he loves Thor. Awkward silence imminent"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/24/2011 - [Loki, Thor] Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Sorted by SylviaW1991 reviews
Scorpius Malfoy faces the sorting hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Scorpius M., Sorting Hat - Complete
Starving by bleedforyou reviews
Harry is trying to live his life as normally as possible, until a man shows up on his doorstep, lost and starving. Includes 10 Chapters. complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,640 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boxer Bandit by Copper Vixen reviews
One- shot. HPDM. It's a fact, ferrets steal things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Penitence by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Switch by Ashii Black reviews
Harry and Draco wake up with switched bodies, and have to deal with it. They agree to stay in each other's body for one week, but they don't count on falling in love. Pairing is obviously HP/DM. Some compliance with HBP. FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,435 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Diary Fk You by anonwhat reviews
Harry starts keeping a diary, and all Draco wants to do is start fights.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
51 Ways to annoy Remus Lupin by Tonkswyrda reviews
Sirius gets bored. Tonks helps him come up with a list to annoy Remus. I wonder what will happen...? OMG I UPDATED ONLY TWO YEARS LATE ENJOY IF YOURE STILL READING LOLOL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,187 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 10/9/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Jealous? by hpgirl4ever reviews
Ron realizes that there are only two options here. He's jealous. Hermione's dating someone else, which he's fine with, but if it's not her boyfriend he's jealous of that means . . . Since when did things get so complicated?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Viktor K., Ron W. - Complete
Christmas Chaos by hpgirl4ever reviews
With the Malfoy name in shambles after the war, Draco decides to stay at school for the Holidays in order to establish connections. He expected to be lonely,he expected more responsibility,but what Draco Malfoy didn't expect was to fall for Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blind Date by asebi reviews
Harry get's bullied into a blind date and Draco is not happy. EWE. Established Relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Apocalypse Now by whimsycality reviews
Crackish AU 7th year fluffy fic. The war is over and done with, no one that matters died, and everyone's back at Hogwarts. Harry, Draco, and friends discuss what they would do during a zombie apocalypse. H/D established couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Getting what i want by mistressluckless reviews
Malfoy wants Harry and Malfoys always get what they want. Don't they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,642 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Grocery Store Gingers by Always With Amy reviews
Puck was looking for artificial cheese in a can. He found a MILF.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Molly W., Puck - Complete
You cry? by TalksToMirrors reviews
When the Room of Requirement decides to play a trick on two students, locking them in together with no means to escape, how will they cope with each other s precence? Oneshot, M/M... sorry guys, no lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Magic moves in strange ways by naturegirlrocks reviews
Harry/Draco, Lucius/Hermione, Severus/Luna, Ron/Pansy, George/Gilderoy, Narcissa/Percy After the war everything has changed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Fly With You by particularly good finder reviews
The tragic, untold love story of two birds from different worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hedwig, Pavarotti - Complete
Hermione At McKinley by KennyIsOrange reviews
Hermione ets a job teaching at McKinley High School. She doesn't like the way some of the students treat a certain couple. Fierce!Hermione.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hermione G., Blaine A. - Complete
Serpent's Persuasion by FawkesFyre reviews
Harry's life isn't where he wants it to be when he prefers the company of snakes to humans. But can his new pet convince him to find a friend where he would've never thought to look himself? And how will his housemates react to Harry's pet snake? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,287 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mirror by cloudyjenn reviews
When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 170 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hope and Harebrained Schemes by QueenAzule reviews
Draco is gay, and he can't show it. But maybe, just maybe- he and Hermione can work together to get the guys of their dreams. Pre-Ron/Hermione, Post- Harry/Ginny. T to be safe. Slash Draco/Harry. better than the desc sounds!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,574 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The horrors and delights of dancing school by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
In retrospect, Sokka was sure that Zuko had set this up. Sneaky, manipulative bastard. Sokka/Zuko. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Language of Love by AmayaSora reviews
A multi-lingual prank, a confession that shouldn't have been, and a clueless Harry lead to a Valentine's Day worth remembering. Oneshot, HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Things Change by shadowdweller25 reviews
Harry and Draco's friends notice something different about them when they fight. See what they find out when they walk down an empty hallway. Slash! M/M. HP/DM. I don't own Harry Potter unfortunately. New epilogue...hope you like.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,237 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
The usual by Freya-Rhianna reviews
Oliver Wood and Marcus Flint get into a fight, like usual, beat each other up, like usual, kiss, like usual...wait WHAT?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Marcus F., Oliver W.
The Impala Conundrum by Team Free Will reviews
I always knew Sheldon would be the death of me. - CRACK-FIC!
Crossover - Supernatural & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sam W., Sheldon C. - Complete
Make a Map by liftedlorax reviews
After an Auror mission gone wrong, Harry finds himself stranded on an island, where his only companions are a mute house-elf, a prickly owl, and an insufferable git. Roughly based on the story of Odysseus and Calypso from Homer's Odyssey. H/D, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,198 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Decoy Dilemma by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,555 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reasons Twilight COMPLETELY SUCKS by HugsandBugsSmileyface reviews
A safe Haven for People With a Brain. Do not read if you like Twilight. I'm so serious. This is pure HATE of the series. You will laugh, you will nod in approval, and you will smile. That is, if you have a brain. Come see how awful Twilight really is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
While Shepherds Washed Their Socks by Night by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley celebrate Christmas. Archangel-on-the-lam Gabriel tags along. Because, you know, I had to write Xmas fic. Complete.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 4,150 - Follows: 429 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 139 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chocolate, Spice, and Everything Nice by ArwendeImladris reviews
Kirk is secretly in love with his first officer. Spock is secretly intoxicated by chocolate. Add in an away mission, a day in the snow, and a hot brown beverage. Hint: it isn't coffee.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Sparkling Gun by ValykirieRevolution reviews
While on the road, Sam and Dean make a stop off in a small town named Forks...One-shot, details inside.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Dean W., Bella - Complete
Bellatrix the cheerleader by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
It's the final battle. Harry and Voldemort are facing each other, ready to kill. Wait, is Bellatrix cheerleading? Lame attempt at crack fic XD Idea comes from my little sister :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Arithmancy by naturegirlrocks reviews
Summary: In 6th year Draco feels his life going out of control. The only thing he can trust is the logic in numbers. He is calmed when he finds something new to count, Muggles call them 'calories'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,354 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dolls and Dresses by Mage-Alia reviews
Hp Chucky e day Harry gets home after the Fifth year he receives a packagefrom a relative he never knew he had. Now he's on the run, as he takes over the guardianship of his great uncle Glen, also known as Shitface.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,368 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
And Then They Kissed by mrscastielftw reviews
Even though Crowley was a demon, he had business ethics which prevented him from pursuing the hunter. He set off to Hell to seek his fortune and a corner office. All the while he tried to deny the profound bond that always called him back to the hunter.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Crowley, Bobby S. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Course of Action Not Recommended by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Full title: A Course of Action Not Recommended in the Auror Manual. Minister Malfoy has to be reminded that, although he has political power, he does not have power over everything. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Aurors, Mirrors, and Mysteries by Ayla Pascal reviews
Complete! AU. Harry's investigating the Department of Mysteries when he comes across Draco Malfoy standing in front of a strange mirror. They're suddenly pulled through the mirror into the strange world of Camelot. Harry/Draco. Merlin/Arthur
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
Follow Me Into Wonderland by bleedforyou reviews
Harry is invited to the Ministry's Halloween Party, thrown by non other than Draco Malfoy. The theme is Alice In Wonderland's Tea Party. Oh what fun! Written for Halloween Challenge in hd seasons. slash. sex. one-shot. non-epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Seven Deathly Sins by Daniko reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione get help from unexpected people during the Horcrux Hunt, and they end up stuck with Draco Malfoy as back-up. Is the spoiled Slytherin up to challenging ancient magic and do what is needed to help Harry Potter prevail? R&R, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,364 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I am not the Grim Reaper! by yamiyugi23 reviews
Halloween drabble. Just why is Draco being chased by Harry around their house after they've come back from their Halloween party? What does it have to do with Draco's Halloween costume? Draco/Harry and Ron/Hermione pairing, crackfic. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Secret Shags, Talks, and Fainting by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Remus and Sirius decided to give Harry The Talk a few months after the final battle. But has Harry already done the deed, so to say? And with whom exactly? And is that...Lucius Malfoy fainting? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,036 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Feeding a Hunter by madwriter223 reviews
-For a Prompt- Crowley never thought he'd start enjoying cooking so much. Nor did he think feeding Bobby would be so entertaining. implied Bobby/Crowley, Domestic Fic
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
Eat It, Twilight by HigherMagic reviews
A random debate between the Winchesters, the Cullens and the Blacks about who's universe has the better vampires. Basically bashing for amusement. I don't own anything, just my random dreams. T for mild language. Might be extended later.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
Lost Mail, Found Love by misshris18 reviews
When Teddy's postcard posted through the Muggle post for the very first time goes missing, Harry takes it upon himself to investigate. Little does he know that the clerk who finds it will change his life. Slash. Pure schmoop!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Techincalities by Alias-vendor reviews
So sure, Zuko and Sokka have feelings for one another. And maybe they want to act on those feelings, but the problem is really; who's going to top? Rated M for safety, but there is no explicit stuff...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Except The Obvious by whelmedwithaster reviews
After being left with a broken leg, Jack gets given the company of a certain brunette. SLASH
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Jack, Raimundo - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hard Day's Night by Andalusia25 reviews
It's been a hard day and Spock's new assignment is to ensure his Captain finally rests. K/S Friendship
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
My Daddy's Rich and Your Daddy's Dead by FatGirlSlim reviews
Harry reads twilight, and is looking for an Edward Cullen of his own. What happens when Draco dresses up as Edward for a themed ball. *Warning: not to be taken seriously, extremely OOC, and excessive twilight bashing* CRACKFIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Boy toy reposted by Crazy4Moony reviews
Rumour around Hogwarts has it that Harry gave his virginity away to a Slytherin, and now they all want to know who boy toy Potter belongs to. Luckily Harry can always count on his charming Slytherin prince to come to his rescue. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Lonely Hours by Andalusia25 reviews
Chekov has developed a unhealthy habit to fill his nights, Sulu wants to help but is unsure how best to reach him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
There's Travel Yet to Come by Emerald Embers reviews
What Castiel wants, Castiel gets - if he can be persuaded to ask for it. Castiel/Crowley
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Crowley, Castiel - Complete
101 Things You're Not Allowed to Do in Hogwarts by Imaginewhirledpeas reviews
A list of things may be funny, but they are not allowed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
Every Life Worth Saving by Fallain reviews
Sometimes Sam needs to be reminded that he's still good despite everything crashing down around him. One-Shot. SLASH GabrielxSam
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Fur and Slim by AnimatedSM1 reviews
Just some dabbles I wanted to share invovling my favorite Evo pairing Kurt/Todd. If you don't like boy romance than don't read.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
10 Things Mr Filch is not allowed to do by JennaGreenleaf reviews
Just for fun! I don't own Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Argus F., Minerva M.
Of Wolf and Bird by naturegirlrocks reviews
Harry Potter, the werewolf, have escaped. Unspeakable Veela Draco Malfoy is coming after him. But what if Draco wants more... NOW EDITED by blueboyfey
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Long and Epic Games by Laurus Nobilis reviews
Q gets easily bored. The Doctor is always available.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Q, 10th Doctor - Complete
Mistake by Ella Dean Pendragon reviews
What happens when Harry and Draco baby sit? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Adventures of Hannibal the Tribble by gwynhefar reviews
Mirror!Verse Kirk discovers that Klingons are afraid of Tribbles. He immediately acquires one, and names it Hannibal. Hijinks ensue.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/29/2010 - J. Kirk, J. Kirk - Complete
The Phoenix Ashe Cafe by Digitallace reviews
Baker!Harry, Smitten!Draco and some very delicious dessert debauchery. Warnings for Slash, Chocolate-covered Harry and eminent hunger pains.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,339 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Inked Affair by TenPointsFromGryffindor reviews
Forced to help his uncle to clean up the Black family home, 12 Grimmauld Place, Teddy Lupin stumbles upon a series of letters that make for an interesting read... Drarry. Some Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Teddy Bears, Polyjuice and an Overdose of Pink by Vinyaya reviews
In which Draco is petulant, Harry is amused, romantic gestures play havoc with the Statute of Secrecy, and everyone wants to steal some of Draco's hair. Fluffy, ridiculous Harry/Draco SLASH, rated for language and non-explicit sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Do As I Say by Andalusia25 reviews
The natives on Rivalis expect the Enterprise away team to follow their customs; they can see straight through angst, so what does that mean for our fav guys? Spock/Kirk, Chekov/Sulu
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,396 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
A Trickster Christmas by Paige M. Carter reviews
Sam gets an unexpected April Fools' gift
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Try, Try Again by CosmicalMadison reviews
Sam/Gabriel. With Dean always in the way, Sam and Gabriel find it difficult to get a moment alone together.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Foxy Harry by 1412 kaitokid reviews
By accident Harry was turned into a Fox Demon. Now he believes that Draco is his mate. Dumbledore has instructed Snape to 'Fix' Harry. What is a poor potion's master to do? Full summary inside, Rated M. MaleXMale you no like you no read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 108 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
People Are Strange by V. Laike reviews
Crazy Old Mr. Singer lived in a big, spooky house in the middle of his big spooky junkyard. We were sure the place was haunted. . . . Not quite a missing scene for 'Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid.'
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bobby S. - Complete
Falling by MystyVander reviews
COMPLETE!Set in Seventh Year. Clumsy incidences bring two unlikely people to realizations never thought on before, Harry/Draco SLASH! FLUFF! Angst, cute, romance...What happens when one falls...A Lot? Edited/Revised April 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,812 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's First Pet by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry brings home a questionable gift for Draco. Warnings: bestiality pygmy puff--yes, really , male urethral penetration
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Colloquialisms of the Wizarding World by Wingedteen reviews
Dumbledore watched them have another one of their spats, and he hears a few familiar names. Camelot, Morgana, the Knights. He realises belatedly what this would imply- these two strangers, named Arthur and Merlin, talk about Camelot as if they live there!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Albus D., Merlin - Complete
Muggle Sarcasm and Rita Skeeter Don't Mix by jessica499499 reviews
Some morning are easier than others. I can't say anymore with out giving it away! This is: Slash, Drarry, Harry/Draco and just plainly Yaoi! You don't like it too bad!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Justin and the Fountain of Fair Fortune by naturegirlrocks reviews
Justin Finch-Flechley has decided he wants to be a director. He does not know what he is in for when Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy playes the leading roles. Based on a story from The Tales of Beedle the Bard. EWE and a bit AU, takes place in 8th year
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Does Magic Mix With Madness? by chickenwinglegolas reviews
When Harry, Ron, Hermione, & Ginny take a trip to a Caribbean from years past, they meet a stranded Jack Sparrow, who is fascinated by magic. But Lucius and Draco followed them, and when Draco takes a liking to the group, Lucius isn't pleased.... Post AWE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Lucius M., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Dense by Digitallace reviews
Draco reflects on how dense his new potions partner is. Warning for explicit content and table sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twisted Faerie Tales by Digitallace reviews
A collection of Drarry fairytales in the twisted tongue of Digitallace. Warnings for Slash and explicit content and adult language and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,898 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Impromptu Bonding of T'hy'la by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
Prequel to Vulcan Couples' Retreat. Spock and Kirk are stranded on the freezing planet of Altair V. The Enterprise is too far away to help. Spock can save them with a Vulcan healing trance but only if they bond. Will Kirk commit to him? K/S SLASH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Sister's Vow by ansera reviews
When Special Auror Merlin Emrys is forced to protect Muggle Arthur Pendragon, he assumes that the job will be an easy one. Then he meets the man, and he just might kill Arthur before anyone else can. Merlin/Arthur.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,335 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
Vulcan Couples' Retreat by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
Spock asks Kirk to come with him to New Vulcan to meet his family and experience the Vulcan culture firsthand. But Kirk didn't expect to be separated from his bondmate and forced to spend the weekend in class with T'Pau, Spock's grandmother. K/S SLASH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
It's Not You, It's Me by InfernumEquinomin reviews
RaiXJack, After a while, kicking Jack's ass starts to just feel like plain old bullying. And Everyone knows good guys don't bully.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Jack, Raimundo - Complete
The rules apply as written by Nobody's Normal reviews
Boys and girls are not allowed" Blond and raven mix up their kinks in what is about to become...regular late night kitchen meetings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On the Catwalk by NariNari reviews
Harry is left dazed and confused after seeing Draco Malfoy in a fashion show. He's now questioning his sexuality and feelings for Malfoy when he's assigned to protect him from a crazed fan. Worst of all, Malfoy seems to want nothing to do with him. DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,091 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
His Saviour by Goth1cPr1nc3ss reviews
What happens when Harry can't take any more of the Dursley's? Who will he tell?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Smokescreen by xErised reviews
Draco felt his world flip upside down when he realised that he had turned Harry Potter blind. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
35 Things The Twins Are NOT Allowed To Do by xoxoS.A.M reviews
A list of things Fred and George are absolutely not allowed to do! I suck at summaries, please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Better The Devil You Know by DrarryForever-x reviews
Harry gives in and agrees to go to the Ministry’s annual Halloween bash with Draco, but it’s just one date and Harry certainly does not have feelings for him, okay? DH compliant minus the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crash, Bang, Wallop! by Mabel Marsters reviews
The demon. The hunter. They might come from different worlds, but they have a lot more in common than they think. Take a lonely highway, two travelers of the night, a bottle of whiskey and a run down motel and you get Crash, Bang, Wallop! AWARD WINNER!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Spike, Dean W. - Complete
I Survived the Halloween Horrors at Lambert's Farm by Jess13 reviews
Just Barely. A haunted corn maze and house of horrors at a farm. Plus Sam and Dean. Hilarity ensues.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Clarke's Law by netgirly2k reviews
Albion, the Doctor had decided, was definitely his favourite planet.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2009 - 10th Doctor, Morgana - Complete
Snowfall by Kari Kurofai reviews
Waking from a nightmare about Cedric's death, Harry goes outside to watch the snow fall during the night. It's pretty peaceful, until a certain little ferret ruins it. Part 1 for 100 themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Camera Never Lies by kasey8473 reviews
While checking up on what the Ghostfacers are bumbling with lately, Sam discovers an amusing video posted to their site that stars Jo Harvelle.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sam W., Jo H. - Complete
Divine Interruption by Bogwitch reviews
Spike’s unlife gets a divine interruption from the angel of a rather atheist apocalypse. SPN/BtVS Crossover.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Spike, Castiel - Complete
150 Things I Am NOT Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by katalyst159 reviews
Each chapter represents another thing that one is NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/30/2009
Testing the territory by jezzi85 reviews
What if ferret!Draco didn’t get into Crabbe’s pants, but into Harry’s? Scene from the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crush by Digitallace reviews
Harry has a crush, and he has it bad, but the object of his desire couldn’t possibly return his feelings. Could he? Warnings for explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unmentionable Bits by Mr. Phich reviews
Edward Cullen thinks everything is going well. He has just found that he is strong enough to kiss the girl- there's only one problem. That girl isn't a girl, and he has all the requisite...bits. One-shot. Twilight/HP. Rated for adult language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Draco M., Edward - Complete
Mistletoe by badgermushroom reviews
Oliver Wood does not like mistletoe. Marcus Flint may change his mind about that, though. OWMF. Mentions AP/TH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Sung by Freddie Mercury by Severusslave reviews
Dean and Sam on the road. Neglected tapes now sung by Freddie Mercury.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
The Vulcan Way by Chapin CSI reviews
Slash, Spock and Kirk. Spock knows all about Jim's flirting ways and wants to put a stop to them.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Save It To The Pig Or Hell by crazyisgood4792 reviews
Reaper/Supernatural xover. Sam Oliver is the Devil's bounty hunter and has been given a new case to do with a bank robber, although unknowingly the Winchester's have been eyeing the strange goings on in Seattle and are going there to find out what's what.
Reaper - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,094 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sam O., Bert W./Sock - Complete
Unexpected Visitors by Unknown-Bliss reviews
All seems well on the USS Enterprise. Captain Picard and his crew head off to a normal mission when an intruder of the strangest sort enters the bridge: a big blue box. What will happen with this eccentric man who calls himself the Doctor? COMPLETE!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - J. Picard, 10th Doctor - Complete
Tutored by Stormie Night reviews
Draco is failing Defense class. He needs a tutor and the professor picked just the one. Will Draco survive? AU, HD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
5 Times Kirk was Sexually Harassed & 1 He Wasn't by Mrs. SpockKirkMcCoyScott reviews
It seems no one can resist the charm of James Tiberius Kirk...but really guys, you're freaking the Captain out. Keep your hands/tentacles/feelers to yourself! *Thanks for reading and reviewing!*
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Yule Ball Redux by cassesque reviews
After all, there was no rule that said the Champion had to ask a girl to the Yule Ball. Slash, nothing graphic. Inspired after watching GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Strange Way of Showing by SpiritBearr reviews
The most important thing you had to understand about Leonard McCoy, was that he only groused at people he liked.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2009 - L. McCoy - Complete
The Famous Punishment by Kandakicksass reviews
What if the "ferret incident" had gone a little different? A new twist on Mad-Eye Moody's classic punishment- ferrets not included! Just a short little Drary funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Will you kill him? by Wicked in wonderland reviews
The question was important but the answer was life changing. What if Harry s sixth year had started out like this. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ten Slytherin PickUp Lines by Benq reviews
Ten Slytherin Pick-Up Lines to get into Harry Potter’s Pants. Suggested Male slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Stark Differences by PaBurke reviews
A job offer is a job offer.
Crossover - Ironman & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
wilted promises by kiebeau reviews
Draco's pessimism is ruining his chances of a new love, Scorpius is having non of it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Spock Out by mylittlehazmat reviews
Had Spock looked back to see the smirk, even he, as a Vulcan, would have felt a faint stirring of foreboding. AU. Harsh criticism appreciated. Oneshot.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Mistakes by allhailjinora reviews
Bella accidently drugs up on a love potion and Merlin accidently drops himself and Arthur through time. Guess where they end up? And guess who Bella ends up falling for in her drug-induced state? Ah, the accidents will add up in the end. Crack!Fic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bellatrix L., Arthur - Complete
Swimming Lessons by Veleda reviews
Gwen, Morgana, a hot day, and a little pond. Gwen/Morgana, warning for nonexplicit sex.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Gwen/Guinevere, Morgana - Complete
First Born Son by Alara Rogers reviews
In the Continuum, no one has gender -- except for Q's son, who thinks of himself as male. Janeway agrees with him that this shouldn't be a big deal. His parents, unfortunately, disagree.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,101 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Q Junior, K. Janeway - Complete
Protection by Mister Unreliable Narrator reviews
Someone is going around killing angels in the Supernatural Universe. Castiel and Uriel come to warn Aziraphale but it's not like he's listening...especially with a certain demon affecting his decisions. By the way Uriel wants his flaming sword back!
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Aziraphale, Castiel - Complete
Confession Time by arisuali reviews
An outburst from an Evil Boy Genius gets Rai thinking... rated T for gayness. Tis oneshot
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Jack, Raimundo - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Friends For Life by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
This is a side story request. It is a Teddy/Scorpius pairing with a side pairing of Harry/Draco. Read author's note to see my reason for posting it in the Drarry section. S and T become friends and find in the end that there may be more between them!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Resistance is Highly Illogical by Lanaroolz reviews
McCoy and Spock are fighting again, no surprises there. Uhura makes an offhand comment that has the bridge spliting its sides in laughter. Does Spock fail to see the humor? Warning for references made to Evil Spock.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Spock - Complete
Always Forever: Not long at all alternate version by fragonknight01 reviews
Petunia has summoned the Prince of the Vampires to come and take Harry away. Lucius Malfoy is the current Prince and he thinks Harry will do nicely as his Heir's Consort. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Kitten's Claws by Dahlias reviews
There was the land of Gryffindor and the land of Slytherin, one held the humans and the other the Anigmi with some considered as Familiars. A tale of a prince enamored with the strangest Familiar of them all, is this true love or has this author lost hope
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,924 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Enterprise Learns about Sexual Harassment by Philippa reviews
When an anonymous tip alerts Starfleet to possible sexual harassment on board the Enterprise, Kirk, Spock, and McCoy must endure a Fleet regulation lecture.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Wascally by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cultural Exchange by MistWraith reviews
You can’t hang around Dean Winchester for long without picking something up! Even if you’re an angel. One-shot. Please R&R.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Castiel - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Our Week Without Thumbs by hauntful yay reviews
The Ministry official that is not a Ministry official has come in and cast the cursed Animagus spell... and one black wolf and very poisonous snake have been deemed The Boys Who Will Save Us All. Now, if they can only understand a wolf's Parseltongue...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,874 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Weasley Twins Meet the Marauders by Padfoot-Moony-an-Prongs reviews
A One-Shot Set sometime during OOTP when Harry and Co are staying at Grimmauld Place, the Weasley Twins discover exactly who the Marauders are
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Fred W., Marauders - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
New Ending to the Whole War Thing by Vamprisslizy reviews
My new ending to the war. Dumbledore bashing, and other bashing. Character deaths. Abit Violent. Harry kissing Someone and the dark lord winning. dont like,dont read. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fear The Wrath Of The Bookish by Roozette reviews
Hermione is tired of being teased for being smart. Somehow, this idea will make others think twice about mocking her. Well, at least the idea works in her head...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Letters of Love by Allis Em reviews
Harry sneaks out in the evenings to do something that no one else knows about - and the only person who questions his unusual actions is a far too inquisitive Draco. HarryxDraco - quick drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Cat, Malfoy by Erika Daae reviews
After invoking Pansy's wrath, Draco Malfoy finds himself stuck in the body of a cat. But what will happen after he becomes the pet of his rival? Sucky summary. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,712 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Be Dazzled: A Supernatural Twilight Crossover by iSparkle616 reviews
It was supposed to be a normal hunt for the Winchesters. Too bad they ended up in Forks, Washington.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,862 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Dean W., Edward - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
As The Catboy Purrs by Byaghro reviews
Draco has a little secret. Harry discovers it. The question is, what will he do with his newfound knowledge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mere Detestable Curiosity by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry has enough to study with preparing for his NEWTS. He shouldn't waste time indulging his curiosity in trying to decipher Malfoy, his mysterious letters, and his equally mysterious jewelry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,984 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ingenium Est Fas by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM preslash. Harry never expected to be invited to the reading of Lucius Malfoy's will. It all goes downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,017 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Student Pranks by drox reviews
Drabble. There's no April Fool's Day on Gallifrey, so imaginative students at the Time Lord Academy celebrate it *every* day.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2008 - 1st Doctor, The Rani - Complete
Survivor's Joy by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry works for the Aurors. Draco works for the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. They have no reason to meet, until someone starts selling diluted Wolfsbane. Four fairly short chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,720 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Does he, or doesn't he? by sanshadancer reviews
McCoy asks Kirk the crucial question regarding K/S. Chapter 1 for gen fans. Chapter 2 continues the story with an alternate ending for / fans. Please R&R
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2008 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
I love Ferrets by Lukie15 reviews
Draco/Harry. It's rather short but I like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To you, sweet Somnus, I pray by Belladonna Lee reviews
HPDM Slash. Like a ghost the insomniac Harry haunts the school corridors every night, but his feet always lead him to a certain sleep ridden boy with moonlit complexion and quicksilver tongue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,635 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Mine by Lady Drace reviews
Todd kurt fluff. Rating for curse words and such. Todd is looking down and since Kurt is such a nice guy, he tries to cheer him up. Total fluff ensues.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Draco Malfoy: A Vampire by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy is a vampire. Harry likes it more than he is willing to admit. This is a dark tale of Draco's vampiric ways. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The feel of Irken claws by Swing-21 reviews
‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Kindred Spirits by LadyYashka reviews
Getting stranded in a bar isn't always a bad thing. This story contians vague spoilers for season one and two of Supernatural.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dad! I can explain! by Swing-21 reviews
One-shot ZADR. Prof Membrane catches his son making out with a male alien. How far can his denial go when faced with such evidence?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Lessons in the Kitchen by teh-fargs reviews
Raimundo invites himself over and Jack is forced to teach.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Jack, Raimundo - Complete
Animagus Problems by Arawna reviews
Harry's out after curfew when he's caught in a compromising position. No, not that kind of compromising position, you perv...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Randomness by Radon65 reviews
A short, really random parody. Good if you're just looking for something light.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Work After Wartime by Lomonaaeren reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, ignores epilogue. After the defeat of Voldemort, there’s still work for Harry to do: for example, helping Draco Malfoy overcome his water phobia. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,323 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Society for the Admiration of Harry Potter by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,828 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
LJ. James tries out various pick up lines on Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
No One Will Find Out, Trust Me by TWbasketcase reviews
[Challenge Response] Pietro decides to start some trouble, and ends up taking Lance all over town with him. All Lance wants to do is keep things quiet, but like usual, Pietro messes everything up.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Avalanche/Lance A., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Victoria's Vulcan Secrets by Ster J reviews
Nosy Victoria has found out that which even Vulcans do not discuss amongst themselves. A posthypnotic suggestion prevents her from spilling the beans. From a challenge elsewhere. I swear I didn't steal the previous author's idea!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Spock - Complete
Muggle Inconvenience by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[DH] The Dursley’s abuse worsens The 7th years are forced to spend their school year at Smelting for a Muggle Studies course. Will Dudley tells everyone about Harrys home life will Harry be able to handle it considering his crush might think he’s a freak
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,704 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hogwarts Swim Team by Anidori-Kiladra reviews
Whem Madam Hooch spends a summer in Muggle London, she comes back with some very interesting training ideas. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss of Life by Rokkis reviews
The Dursleys never bothered to teach Harry how to swim and so what happens when that is what his friends suggest one Saturday. Started to write this the same night I wrote Sexy Back, which means I was still a little drunk:D Hangover story: Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Toilet Troubles by Lifelessmidget reviews
Harry is stuck in a toilet with noone for company except Malfoy, but the weird thing is, its Moaning Myrtles bathroom… what could possibly make two boys enter a girls toilet at midnight?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Scrunchy by His Spectacles reviews
Draco's having a bad hair day. Literally. HPDM. Sequel to 'Hairclip'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Valentine Showdown by TalesFromPerdition reviews
[Oneshot] Jack and Rai must showdown on Valentines Day. [Smut, lemon][JackxRai][Slash]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Jack, Raimundo - Complete
Anonymous by Cold-Creature reviews
Everyone seems to have someone this Valentine’s Day. But Kurt's feeling left out, that is, until he receives a valentine and is taken by the gift. Problem is it’s anonymous. Slash! ToddKurt!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Toad/Todd T., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Caramel Coated Cherries by CardcaptorWolf reviews
Raimundo throws a showdown with Jack for some reason unknown to everyone, including himself. But what starts as an innocent game between enemies turns into a series of personal questions that reveal their true feelings for each other. RaiJack OneShot
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Raimundo, Jack - Complete
Emerald by Starflower-Gem reviews
Oneshot Draco likes Harry, Harry likes Draco. Neither are planning on doing anything about it. so their friends team up and trap Harry in his animagus form and 'give' him to Draco. Cute and fluffy! HarryKitty Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 122 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Tauwght I Taw A Putty Tat by angeltread reviews
Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,708 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Five Rules Never Intended to Break by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco Malfoy doesn't need something as plebian as rules, especially when the rules are set down by Harry Potter! So he breaks them, one after another. HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Katria Bloom reviews
When Draco refuses the Dark Mark his father blinds him. A certain ebonyhaired Gryffindor saves him...SLASH... COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 79,807 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Lion and The Snake by EternusCaries1 reviews
Harry can't wait to try out his new animagus form...but what happens when he runs into a crying Draco in the Forbidden Forest? DracoHarry! MM! Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Gay Shirt by Nintendork reviews
Harry comes out of the closet in a... very original way. [HarryDraco] Beware the fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
After the Bath by counterdogma reviews
Harry took a bath and now his glasses have mysteriously disappeared. DH slash, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thunderbird by Vaguely Downwards reviews
It's Kurt's first Hallowe'en in Ahmareeeca, and he wants to do something with his fantastic costume. Todd has ideas. ToddKurt. PG13.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Dare by Davael reviews
Pietro makes a dare and Kurt is jealous. ToddKurt
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Toad/Todd T., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Hairclip by His Spectacles reviews
Harry's having a little trouble with his fringe...preslash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kitty, kitty, MEOW! by The Magicians Wish reviews
SLASH Ahoy! HD On his sixteenth birthday, Harry surprise, surprise comes into his inheritance and has turned into some type of human cat creature. How will he get through his sixth year? What's this about wanting a mate? Enjoy All!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,201 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bring Me To Life by lilviorX reviews
Jack Spicer is murdered in cold blood by Chase Young. A new shengongwu is revealed with the power to resurrect the dead. JackRai. SLASH YAOI SHOUNENAI MM BOYLOVE
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,555 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Raimundo, Jack
Confession Is Good For the Soul by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Confession may be good for the soul, but Draco learns that it's also hell on the nerves and libido. HPDM, Post Hogwarts, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,229 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
80 Things Voldermort Is Forbidden To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
And by popular demand.....I bring you, 80 Things Voldy Is Forbidden To Do! Goes hand in hand with '80 Things Harry Is Not Allowed To Do'. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
A ghost called trust by Crystalas reviews
after a nasty cave in jack is left with a horrible choice, bleed to death from a nasty wound or trust is enemies to help him out. considering Jack has now lost all faith in trusting people Jack must decided quickly before he dies... RaiJack
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Jack, Raimundo - Complete
Unexpected Surprise by pinkpenguin4 reviews
Jack X Raimundo SLASH SLASH SLASH After a showdown Jack is in for a shock... If you don't like slash or JackRai dont read! sorry for the stupid title i couldnt think of anything XD
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Jack, Raimundo - Complete
Coming Clean by Shiva's Avatar reviews
An evil genius, a flamboyant monk, and a bathtub … it’s an equation that always ends up equaling fluff. RaixJack slash
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Raimundo, Jack - Complete
A Vial of Submission by HydrogenPeroxide reviews
When Harry accidentally imbibes the Draught of Submission, Draco is inspired to new heights of Slytherin cunning. Submissive!Harry Chapter Seven up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,982 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Siren's Song by Spring Witch reviews
Draco has faery blood in him, but he's not a Veela. Draco is a Siren, a faery being with the ability to have great power in his voice and through all music. When Draco's sister helps him to escape from their father, Harry finds himself drawn to Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,942 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Out of the Blue by Cold-Creature reviews
The Brotherhood members are bored… So Pietro declares it is time for desperate measures! Time for Truth or Dare! Surprises await! Slash! Main pairing: Kodd!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Toad/Todd T., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
100 Things Draco Isn't Allowed To Do by S3xySlyth3rin reviews
100 things Draco isn't allowed to do around hogwarts... CRACKFIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Rogue Wizard by Thornangel reviews
Harry and Draco are aurors paired together. Trouble with a capital T. But it's even worse when they have to pretend to be muggles on a mission. DH Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,008 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Frog or Prince? by dreamerdoll reviews
Hermione discovers Harry's hidden relationship. But is Draco a frog, or a prince? HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Vulcans Tell No Lies by JayBee-Bug reviews
Bones n' Spock discuss that well known rumor that vulcans tell no lies. Just a little ficlet.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Fancy by lairy fights reviews
[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tatsu by a-dreaming-kitty reviews
Draco never quite learned not to mess with pansy and now? well. he's a ferret. again. and the new pet of harry potter! HPDM not while he's a ferret Tatsu means Dragon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Maybe it was a dark and stormy night by animalbowling reviews
After the war, Harry Potter is finally back at Hogwarts. Follow his harrowingly lame Halloween party. Featuring Boy!Blaise, Stunning!Hermoine, Alive!Sirius, and Dead!Ron. Oneshot, mild HPDM, and ubermild het!HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cygnus Melancoryphus by aphinitea reviews
The origami swan taking flight into the air...it had always mocked him. But not anymore. It made him curious now as it landed before him: a signature of an unknown admirer. HPDM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,082 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Ferret by Indigo Kitti reviews
(ONESHOT)This is not a perfect world, this is the real world." In a fit of rage Pansy turns Draco into a ferret. Unfortunately, Pansy's not know for her magical aptitude and Harry Potter's in the market for a new pet. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pirates Away by Thornangel reviews
The movie but with some changes. It's slash, and some changes slightly in plot. JackWill
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,957 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Salvation by Bellz reviews
Draco finds Harry during a private moment WARNING- THIS STORY CONTAINS SLASH AND CUTTING if you don’t like it, don’t read it, just don’t flame me!ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scarred by cypress-vine reviews
“What about the cuts and bruises, Potter?” Draco asked, his voice cold and his face set. “Did they disgust you? It’s sick, isn’t it, what people have to go through to become a Death Eater.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
To Catch A Spy by Andriech reviews
Kirk finds evidence that there are spies on board in his primary command team. Please R&R!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2004 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
A Day In The Life Of A Redshirt by FREAKSHOW1 reviews
An inspirational story about Ensign Expendable
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Complete
A Real Russian Invention by Yami-chan and Unrealistic reviews
By UR. A very crazy story that doesn't make much sense. Includes a Tetris tournament in which someone else gets to be captain for a week. Pon Far. Overdue medical exams and Klingon women showing up at the wrong time.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Complete
Love The Kind You Clean Up With a Mop and Bucket by coprime reviews
Pietro's decided he should get to know Evan better through flirting. So how is Daniels going to handle it? It's awkward as all get out, let me tell you. m/m
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,461 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003 - [Quicksilver/Pietro M., Spyke/Evan D.] - Complete
Talisman by Your Silencer reviews
Harry, stuck in his animagus form, is found by Draco who decides to keep him as his personal pet. Will be Slash, evenutally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,404 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/6/2003 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Day at the Beach by Elves Muse reviews
*SLASH* Advanced Defense Against the Dark Arts can mean only one thing- traveling. So when Harry and Draco travel to a tropical island, will their hidden feelings be revealed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Betrayal on All Fronts by Merci reviews
Garak x Damar - Garak is left behind on the station when the Dominion takes over. Ziyal strikes a deal to keep him alive, and Damar gets to keep an eye on him.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2002 - E. Garak, Damar - Complete
A Good Look in the Mirror by Rabble Rouser reviews
Captain Kirk of the Mirror I.S.S. Enterprise comes to a turning point.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,749 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2001 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Deguello by Trish Bennett reviews
The Klingons' test of the Organian Peace Treaty leaves James T. Kirk in a fight for his life. But the Klingons may have underestimated the strength of human ingenuity... and the power of a particular friendship. Novel-length TOS fiction.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,190 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2001 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
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Harry Potter's Death reviews
Draco is forced to watch Harry be killed by Voldemort. Hints of Darry, but nothing big. Warning: Character death and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Drarry Drabbles reviews
I'll add more drabbles as it goes on, but this is all for now. Yay Drarry! Warning: yaoi, slash, boyxboy. All flames will meet a protego.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Remus' Pain reviews
Sirius is dead and Remus is grieving. Hints of SiriusRemus and Snupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The End of the Beginning reviews
I was disgusted with the almost nonexistent V fanfiction, so this is what you get. Spoiler for V episode aired March 16, 2011. This is RyanxJoshua. I just thought they would be good together after that episode. Charaxtor death.
V, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Joshua, Ryan N. - Complete
A Nice Surprise reviews
Raimundo is pondering something important for Valentine's Day. Jack/Raimundo
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Jack, Raimundo - Complete