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Hello all.

So, the "stories" were written from a while ago. It has taken me 5 or more years to log back in due to lack of remembering the password for this account. Magically, I found the login info on a random sticky note hidden within in old journal (long story short).

Let's be real - the shit on here is cringe-worthy. It is terrifying that I wrote this as an underage minor

I will be deleting everything, including this entire account (once I find out how to).

So, if you enjoyed(?) whatever is on here - cool. If you didn't - no harm done. Just wanted to update those who are still somehow interested in this fics and are still praying for an update in 2016 (y'all are dedicated).

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Lily of the Lamplight by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Austrian musician Roderich and German soldier Gilbert are forced into an army prison unit and a fight for survival on the Russian Front. But in the midst of blood and death and hell on earth, how long can they fight their desire for each other?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,329 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Prussia, Austria
Trickster by Phantomcrawler reviews
Loki acquire's a new servant who is unlike any other he has had. Rated M for some chapters may contain strong language, violence and adult themes. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,700 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 6/5/2011
Prisoners on the Slave Ship of Love by black-roulette reviews
Lovino Vargas has been captured and taken hostage in a pirate raid led by Captain Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and his band of Spanish buccaneers. Tensions grow high and hearts are tested when Lovino becomes Captain Carriedo's personal prisoner...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,796 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Exorcism of the Soul by Webidolchiu94 reviews
After an incident involving a mirror and Witches...the Shibusen crew find themselves in a strange, maybe even more dangerous world...
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Allen Walker, Maka A.
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4606 - Favs: 7,509 - Follows: 3,210 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Blue eyes by shottersnation reviews
Italy falls in love with Germany, a nazi. This takes place in Italy during WW2. slash pairing : GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,517 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
That Dream that you Chased by louderandlouder reviews
AU. KeyToDestiny and DancingFlames are widely known over the internet.No one knows who they are, though. It is only known that one of them has two 'keys' tattoed and the other has piercing green eyes... AkuRoku Zemyx Soriku CloudVin FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 158,788 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Hetalia Hunger Games by BlueSkiesandHockeyMinds reviews
Yes it's time for the 7th Annual Quarter Quell and 31 unexpecting men and women will enter the arena to fight to the death. 30deaths 1victor. Mains will die. Rated M. Warnings:Killing/Murder,Yaoi,Gore more. Have fun and May the odds ever be in your favor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
Ja, Fine, I Suppose I'll Write Letters Too by JoyHeart reviews
Germany has been bothered by his bruder into making one of these letter writing websites as well. It's annoying, but hopefully it will result in him getting into embarassing situations. Because everyone likes to play 'torture the German'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 172 - Words: 108,283 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Germany
Sadie Hawkins Dance by SenkiroWolf reviews
"The girls ask the guys, it's always a surprise" Yeah especially when you're gay and this time of the year pops up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Hit You in the Sweet Spot by n3on gold3n reviews
My first fanfiction ever, dedicated to the wonderful doubleleaf, who made me fall in love with Malik ! and Altair. In return, I let them fall in love with each other in my story. YAOI and adult themes! Characters belong to Ubisoft I own and earn nothing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Of Ponies and Edelweiss by George deValier reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt is not, generally speaking, a romantic man. Which makes his behaviour this particular Valentine's Day a little odd for Roderich to understand… Gift fic for TCTBS; spin-off of 'La Patisserie de la Rose.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
One Uneventful Evening by ShuriTigerH reviews
Ronald Knox thought it would be a boring evening, having been stood up at a date and all. Then, after accidentally running into Eric and Alan, things become a lot more interesting... Lesser shinigami sandwich, ExAxR.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,373 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Ronald K., Alan H. - Complete
Blut und Tränen by Billywick reviews
Germancest, no other pairings, nor are they important at all. Germany-centric. I suck at summaries. Though I put it as Angst, this fic contains humour too. And smut. Very lemonirific. Gay county-incest, sex and musings on Nazis. You've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,280 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Germany, Prussia
Italy is the Seme! by FluffyNinja reviews
Feliciano goes to visit Ludwig for one reason, and he's going to get what he came for. Some action in beginning. Goes to harder in third chapter. Bondage, toys,and sweet yaoi. Uke!Germany !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Armani Suits by Sunni D. Lockhart reviews
When he wants to dress like a girl, he's adorable. When he wants to dress like a man, he's sexy. How can one being be so attractive as either gender?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Faster by Stripes93 reviews
Gilbert's bought a motorcycle and decided to take his brother on a ride. While ridding, the albino finds out something new about this brother and it quick to take advantage of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Die Tat wirkt mächtiger als das Wort by rinkaku reviews
"He chooses to lay in Ludwig's bed and Ludwig's bed only; raw and open and as sensitive as he can be for one reason and one reason only— he loves his brother." Germany/Prussia. One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Can You Feel What I Feel? by Muffen reviews
As Hikaru and Kaoru’s feelings grow their bond together goes through something strange. YAOI, HikXKao, TWINCEST, Rated M for chapters after the 1st.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Who You Callin' Specks? by BonsaiBabe reviews
Roderich finds out that Gilbert secretly wears glasses. Amusing times follows. No plot to speak of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Prussia, Austria
The Sneaky Girl by Treecko Girl reviews
An 'Italian Girl' one shot. Germany and Italy have been apart for five weeks, and they reunite in Austria's house. He doesn't want them doing anything under his roof, but they have other plans. fem!Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Toppling Pyramids by Athens Eternal Maiden reviews
Love is complicated. Just maybe, though, it's not as complicated as it seems... GerAusPru; PruAusHun; GreJapTru; FrUK; RusAmer; Spamano. M for language, mentions of sexual actions, drinking, and possible m-preg. YAOI!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Austria, Prussia
Fotogénico by Pigeon summoner reviews
España decide mostrarle al inseguro italiano cuán bello puede llegar a ser. Le graba sin que el otro se de cuenta mientras ambos tienen sexo y después le fuerza a verlo con él. ¡Traducción!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Stir Things Up by Fred-the-Moose reviews
"Mattiew, Mon ange, let me 'elp you." He felt the Canadian go stiff beneath him. He smiled gently as he kissed his forehead. "I promise I will make you feel good." Franada! Is going to be a 2 shot. Smut in both chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Forever a Slave by SnakeRunner4 reviews
Maka just turned sixteen, she gets a slave, What happens if she falls for him? Read and review!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Second Fiddle by ChaosViper reviews
When Soul finds something alarming in Maka's room, he suddenly feels less than adequate. This misunderstanding has very interesting results. R&R to win an internet. UPDATE: Now it's Soul's turn. Not what you might think. Chapter 4 now available.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,516 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Need by Heian Edenwood reviews
"Well well...we may have an audience after all..." His hand ran down to grasp the base of Altair's cock, stroking torturously slow.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Altaïr, Malik
Sandwich and Yoyo by xxJuBoxx reviews
Definition of a bad day: Elliot ate Blood's sandwich. Even worse day: Elliot ate Blood's last roast beef sandwich AND broke Blood's favorite yo-yo! Nothing left to do but grovel and find superglue... But where to look!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Elliot M.
A Peculiar Encounter by xXZydrateAddictXx reviews
A story about Soul and Maka fornicating on a table in a library... and Stein watching. For ChronoEros' 17th Birthday. Enjoy.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Trauma and Triumph by ScytheMeister reviews
Due to topic/content, this story is rated MA . Maka deals with a traumatic event sexual assault and has to find herself again. Written by a sexual assault survivor. This story deals with Maka overcoming it all thanks to her true friends.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Magic Cat and Demon Butler by Team Death the Kid reviews
Soul and Maka finally get fed up with Blair, so they give her some money to go on vacation in London, where she meets a certain cat-obsessed demon butler.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Blair, Sebastian M. - Complete
Afternoon Tea by A. Strudel reviews
Some people poison their lover's tea, Prussia does it a bit differently... warning, smut! Enjoy! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Just One Round by PlatinumPixels reviews
What happens when Gilbert convinces Ludwig to play a simple game of Twister with him? Rated for Germancest, language, and kinks. PWP. You have been warned. Written with the aid of Cherrykissez. Human names are used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,192 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
A Game of Poker by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI LUCKY Pair, Yullen. It started as a simple game of poker, but a little white lie from Lavi changes everything. -'If you lose... you spend the night here, with me, and let me do whatever I want with you.'-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 253,748 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Demonic Urges by Kuro fan reviews
Claude X Sebastian. Pure Smex with little plot. Sexually explicit content.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Claude F., Sebastian M. - Complete
Love And War by LoliTurk reviews
"When you find yourself attracted to a nation, conquer 'em and make 'em a territory. Chicks dig that. " "In that case East, consider this my declaration of war." Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Germany, Prussia
How are you feeling, bruderlein? by Deezaster82 reviews
He was a caged man at the mercy of an insane beast. Germany is held prisoner in his own bedroom by Prussia, or is that so?. Warning: Yaoi, incest, rape, use of drugs, insanity, disturbing themes.R&R please
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Königsberger Klopse by coxcomb reviews
Germany tries to ignore Prussia's advances as he makes dinner. Prussia/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Heavy Metal by AlphaKantSpell reviews
Austria actually loves heavy metal, especially when Prussia is the one singing it. Prussia/Austria fetish meme - need I say more?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Boredom by preusterreich reviews
Gilbert, Roderich, and Vash get locked in a room together. Gilbert complains that he is bored, until he discovers a fun way to pass time. Did someone say "THREESOME"? D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Preußenschlag by LoliTurk reviews
Nazi!GermanyXPrussia Non-con Rated M for a reason! Ludwig tries to convince his brother to join the Reich and will not take no for answer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
BDSM by Stiorra reviews
Coming home to Italy chained naked to his bed was not what Germany had in mind for his day. Plot-less smut. Bondage. Germany x Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/3/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Military Discipline by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Germany decides that Italy needs to do some shaping up, and he knows just how to do that...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Germany, N. Italy