Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Darkest Powers, and Teen Titans.
Practice makes perfect, right? But nobody's perfect, so why bother practice?
Why take life seriously? Everybody dies in the end.
Got a toothache? Take a hammer and hit your thumb with it and you'll forget all about the toothache!
Always having trouble waking up after hitting the snooze button? Put a mouse trap on the snooze button and when you hit it, you'll be awake for sure!
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it!
The hospital food makes the medicine taste like food straight from the garden of heaven!
Advertisments are legalised lying or cheating!
I don't really hate people, but if they were on fire and I had a bottle of water, I'ld drink it!
The staffs in that hotel has no self-confidence at all! I'm not kidding! The lift operater has to stop three times to ask for directions!
Time is a great teacher, too bad it kills all its students!
Hands in his work past the deadline/
How was it?
I had starting making comics too!
Killer Fly Part 1: