Author has written 2 stories for House, M.D., Inuyasha, Hana-Kimi, and Ouran High School Host Club.
Hey There my name is J-Walker C _
I have been in this website a whole lot of freakin times that i finally made a profile (yaaaay!!!)
My Favorite Shows Right Now:
Law and Order S.V.U (love Elliot so much)
HOUSE M.D (I love this show .)
My Favorite Anime of All Time:
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am going to try to make a story but i wont guarantee that i will come up with one so fast.
Ok i love ANIME, but one thing i dont like about some are the real perverted stuff
like my bff Druggie says "don't be a hater be a discriminator"
i HATE to read books (ugh), but when it comes to manga i cant say no.
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.
'An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit.
Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.
When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.
It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird
if guys came and took me to the loony bin, I wouldn't blame them.
How to live a long life: Don't annoy the crazy people.
Don't follow me, I'm lost too
Haha. I don't get it
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
God did not create men and women equal...don't worry; give him time, and he'll evolve.
It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Don’t play dumb with me, I'll always win.
There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.
I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
I almost had a psychic boyfriend but he left me before we met
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
If you've fallen off a cliff, you might as well teach yourself how to fly on the way down.
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
-I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm BETTER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUUU
"First, God made men... but then he had a better idea"
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure does make misery a whole lot more pleasant.
I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...
I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!
You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth
Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much
Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus? Careful you might catch it! Ahh, too late...
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable
The next time someone tells me 'Stick and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me' I will throw a dictionary at them.
You know you live in 2011 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
if you have ever seen a movie (or TV show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what it was like in another dimension, copy this onto your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is slightly annoying sometimes, copy this onto your profile.
If you have read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste onto your own profile, then do so and copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.
ok one more thing u need about me
I am a girl
i am a teen
i hate people who act like theyre in charge
i love Robert Sean Leonard(Wilson), Hugh Luarie (house), and Christopher Meloni (Elliot)
i hate reading
i hate scary movies
i love the hangover
i love action and comedy movies
i love crossover stories
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Those who live by the sword… get shot by those who don’t.
I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I'd tell you to go to hell but i work there and I really don't want to see you every day.
I died, but Heaven wouldn't let me in and Hell was afraid I take over. So here I am! Aren't you glad?
Two Dead Boys
this is creepy o_O
25 reasons I owe my mother
1) My mother taught me to appreciate a good job done (If you’re going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up)
2) My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet)
3) My mother taught me about time travel (If you don’t straighten up, I’ll knock you into next week)
4) My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, that’s why)
5) My mother taught me more logic (If you fall out of that swing and break your next you can't come to the store with me)
6) My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident.)
7) My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about)
8) My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper)
9) My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it)
10) My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck)
11) My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone0
12) My mother taught me about hypocrisy (If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times, don't exaggerate)
13) My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out)
14) My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father)
15) My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do)
16) My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home)
17) My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way)
18) My mother taught me about receiving (Your going to get it when we get home)
19) My mother taught me about Esp. (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold)
20) My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me)
21) My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up)
22) My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?)
23) My mother taught me about wisdom (when you get to be my age you'll understand)
24) My mother taught me about justice (One day you'll have kids and I hope and that they turn out just like you)
25) My mother taught me about collective minds. (Put a sweater on I’m cold)
The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people than you think. Re-post if you're against bullying.
BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa by their last/first names
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
FRIENDS: Will help you move
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when you’re rejected
FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
FRIENDS: Say "sees you later!"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
FRIENDS: Forgive you.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
FRIENDS: Annoy you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
FRIENDS: Think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
PUt this on profile if you love House MD
Random Stuff !
Dr. Wilson: Do you like me? -- Dr. House: Not really.
Wilson: Do you want me? -- House: No.
Wilson: Would you cry if I left? -- House: No.
Wilson: Would you live for me? -- House: No.
Wilson: Would you do anything for me? -- House: No.
Wilson: Choose; me or your life. -- House: My life.
Wilson runs away in shock and pain and House runs after him and says:
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you are my life."