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Joined 09-21-02, id: 271142
DAADAAAdumDDAdumDDDAAAAA...okay, I can stop now.

Hello! I thank you for being bored enough to waste time to read my pathetic bio. I mainly write SpongeBob and Pokemon fanfics. Maybe someday I will be brave enough to venture out onto other subjects, but these are pretty much the only cartoons I ever watch on account of being the best shows ever!...Hey, you, wake up! I also like Captian Underpants and The Far Side by Gary Larson. I wanna be an animator, or a cartoonist, or an author, or a comedian, or an actress, or something for Nickelodeon, or something for MAD magazine, or...Hey!I can dream! Goodbye, useless Earthling, I'll remember you in therapy. BOYCOTT STANDARDIZED TESTING!!!

Let's see...still not satisfied? Your'e gonna get yourself in trouble one of these days with that huge nose of yours.

Age...not really gonna tell you. Let's just say...teens. *reader guesses correctly* D'OH!!!!

Hometown...Earth, North America, U.S., California. That's the most I'm gonna give you. I guess all you people staring out your window, seeing nothing a huge 12-foot-tall mountian of snow can call me lucky, but it kinda sucks when the local weather report is something like this...

"What's the forecast for this year, Jim?"
"Sunny. Back to you, Tim."

Stuff I have(or just happen to have in my house)...dog, 2 cats, fish, lotion that smells really good, a sweater that needs to be washed badly, sixty dollar shoes, glasess(!), a brain(!!!), and the inablity to walk by a peice of blank peice of paper with out doodling on it first.(

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Lost by Ilex the Elder reviews
What if Delia thought that Ash had died aboard the St. Anne? Inspired by Meredith T. Tasaki's "For Those in Peril on the Sea" and contains Eldershipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2002 - Published: 11/25/2002
Delia's Reminiscence by 32-bit Mandarin Orange reviews
FINISHED!!!!!!! *big excitement all around* Who is Ash Ketchum? The son if Delia and...who? Delia struggles to keep her past a secret, but soon she is forced to journey 16 years into the past and tell her son painful memories.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,123 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 11/15/2002 - Published: 7/20/2002
Me, Them, and a Pikachu by PigeonWings reviews
A tongue-in-cheek look at a crazy, twisted "Team Twerp" love triangle of sorts, in which Brock loves Misty, Misty loves Ash, and Ash, er, loves his pokemon. From Brock's POV.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/18/2002
Tracey's Diary by Ilex the Elder reviews
Tracey's account of his first few days as Professor Oak's lab assistant - a Heroworshipping/Eldershipping tale.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,109 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2002 - Published: 6/5/2002