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Joined 01-19-11, id: 2711483, Profile Updated: 07-02-13
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Name: Bryce nonya business

Age: intellectually, 20s. mentally, about 5 :)

Gender: Male

Country of origin: USA

favorite accent to fake: Irish

Favourite songs: Linkin Park- "Hit the Floor", "Papercut," Aerodrone- "Ready to love"((its stuck in my head)) Hinder- "Up all night", Theory of a Deadman- "Bad girlfriend" Seether-"Fake it" Barenaked ladies- "One Week", "Another postcard" "TBBT Theme song" My Darkest Days- "Porn Star Dancing", "Move Your Body" 3Oh!3- "Don't trust me" Bowling for Soup- "Highschool Never Ends", "The bitch song", "I'm Gay!", "My wena", "Emily", "Punk Rock 101", No Hablo Ingles", "Almost","Girl all the bad guys want", Apocolyptica-"I Don't Care" Skillet- "Monster", "Awake", "Hero", "Lucy", Three Days Grace- "Riot", "Just Like you", "Animal I Have Become", ""The Good Life",(Also, almost any classical music.))

Yes, I have stalled Pandora. More than once.

Funniest moment: When a teacher told me to stop drawing guns because it was contraband.

Whats the difference between extortion and taxes? One sounds like texas.

Only in America, can the constition say you can have firearms, but the government says 'only approved firearms'.

Only in America, do they try to outlaw guns... to stop crime.

Only in America, do we accurately label the way of the politicians getting what they want. Politics. Poli- latin root meaning many, and tics- a bloodsucking parasite.

Only in America, can policemen yell at children ((little girls, even))for opening a lemonade stand in their own front yard.

Only in America, a small business owner can get thrown in jail for eight years and one month, for not packaging his lobster tails right.

All of these are real events. Don't belive me? I didn't think the cops would shake down a lemonade stand either. Until I tried it. Made my own lemonade from scratch, and within two days, their were cops coming down to arrest me. I got out with a warning, then I started just handing it out, (not selling it) they sent a drug dog, a (separate)K-9 unit, and the chief of police came by. I haven't even got a speeding ticket yet. I have had no negative actions with the law. I don't even own a hunting gun. I haven't done any drugs, ever. I live with my parents, getting ready to take the GED and go to college, and I'm not even a legal adult.

They searched our house, and charged me and my parents with possession of a dangerous weapon. What weapon? A replica spring assisted trench knife. Brass knuckles for a handle, which is what makes it dangrous. Oh no, not the razor sharp metal knife, its the flimsy plastic handle, in the shape of a dangerous weapon. I'm not kidding.

God F*ck America(n government)

I'm done with my rant now.

When one person has an imginary friend, he's crazy. When millions of people share an imaginary friend, it's religion.

"When I lie, I have more nervous tics than a lyme disease research facility." -Sheldon Cooper.

"God made woman want men with muscles, and normal or extra-long shlongs. Then, he made steriods so men could have muscles. Of course, he forgot to mention it shrinks your dick."-Scott Adams (paraphrased)

What the diffrence between a politician and a thief? The theif is honest about what he does.

"You can't impose a secret on an ex post facto basis!"- Sheldon Cooper

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Everyone is created equal. But I'm more equal than you.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his bus.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the whole universe together."- Adam Savage

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

You laugh because I'm different...I laugh cause I just pissed in your beer!

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

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The Rapture Chronicles: Big Brother's Promise by Boyfromvalley reviews
Rapture has gone to hell. Chaos and Anarchy continues to reign, and something new now stalks the hallways cutting down the Splicers and targeting the Big Daddies as it searches for something once lost. Rated M for violence and language. CH 25 Updated.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,183 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010
In the Dark by Xarhaa reviews
Darth Vader's new weapon takes the first step into the dark. Starkiller and Juno.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,173 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Juno E., Darth Vader, G. Marek/Starkiller
Assassin's Creed: Agent of Altair by WhiteZephyr reviews
Samantha Warner knows that something's wrong with her life. But when she gets kidnapped, forced into a machine called the "Animus", and rescued, only to go into another Animus, she may get more than she bargained for; like a past she may not accept.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 76,889 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
Little brother: Untold story by Desteny star reviews
View the first Bioshock game events through the eyes of Raptures first successful little brother. *Please review*
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,005 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Big Daddy, Jack R.
Dead Man's Memories by Liisiko reviews
He wasn't like the other and didn't want to be. He didn't feel any attachment to the woman, or anything at all. Where does that leave him? Second game. Light side ending. The dark apprentice is still there, watching and waiting.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2011 - G. Marek/Starkiller, Secret Apprentice - Complete
Complications by RECREATIONAL reviews
Things get complicated when Sofia reveals a secrect that Eleanor has been keeping from Delta all this time. REVIEW PLEASE! Give me some feed back I want to know what the readers think! /Chapter 26 is up!/
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,283 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Eleanor L., Delta
Big Brother is Watching You by Blood For Blood reviews
Little Brothers were supposed to fail, and die. But there was one left. All alone, in our cold world of Rapture. Until he suddenly becomes the center of attention for three different people.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,756 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bill McDonagh, Little Sister
Love Of The Steel Queen by Permafrost reviews
In A town like New Rapture, who has time for love? That was Zeke's philosophy, until the day he saw her. But, there is something special about her, and his Name is Pi..Project Pi. M for Language, and lemon.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/18/2010
Little brother by Desteny star reviews
A mistake is made, like any other mistakes they have an equal or opposite reaction. This one has a weird reaction, the first and only little brother. constructive criticism welcomed. *Complete* *Sequel up*
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,202 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
Blackblood, and Burning light reviews
Yes, I know, the title sucks. This is a story that I haven't messed with in a while, and I thought if I had it on here, I might update it more. Contact if you want to beta, or if you have a name idea.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012
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