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Name: Kelly

Nickname: Russia

DOB: December 5th, 1997

Hometown: Near Philadelphia, PA. Derp.

Favorite Color: I don't have a preference.

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[/]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[x]You're a good artist.
[x]You can be clumsy at times.
]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[/]You would surrender in a war situation.
(4/10) Whoa...

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[/]You're very stoic and serious.
]Sausages are your favourite foods.
]You like to walk your dog.
]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[x]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
]You work very hard.
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[/]You've had issues with money once or twice .

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature (Except when being derpy with friends...)
]You think everything over before saying it.
[/]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[/]You isolated yourself during childhood.
]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[/]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[X]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
]You're good at practical tasks.
[X] You need time to adjust to new people .

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

]You love hamburgers.
]You think you're awesome.
[x]You love to invent things.
[X]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[/]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
]You're terrified of ghosts.
]You know aliens exist.
]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time. ( I SAW THIS BOMBER JACKET AND I REALLY WANTED IT! But I had no money... It looked a lot like America's, only it had white fluff on the neck.)
]You wear glasses. (I'm supposed to...)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea.
[x]You were quite tough as a kid.
[X]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
]Your cooking is awful.
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
]You have tried doing black magic before. (I wanted to... my mother took away my pentagram...)
]You get drunk quite easily.
]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
]You're good at embroidery.

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

]You're very affectionate.
]You think you have a great fashion sense.
]You like wine.
]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
]You love red roses.
[x]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. (I'm pansexual, so... Yes.)
]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[/]You had a very sad childhood.
[/]You're very tall. (I was 5'2 at age ten, but I've only grown an inch since then... I liked being the tallest...)
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
]You wear a scarf all the time.
[x]You love sunflowers.
]You love vodka.
[x]You can seem intimidating to other people.
]You're very strong.
[x]You have a big nose. (My mother loves it, though. She says she wants to cut it off and glue it on her face...)
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (It sounds like a wheezing cat and a clown)
(6/10) My friends call me Russia.

China (Wang Yao)

[x]You're very mature. (Except when being derpy with friends...)
[x]You're very superstitious. (If something bad happens when I'm wearing something, I usually don't wear it again.)
]You're very religious.
[/]You love pandas.
]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
]You love Hello Kitty.
]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
]You work hard.
[x]You're good at drawing.
[X]You like sweets .

Other Characters

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised.
[x]You're polite. (If you're mean to me, I'll be just as mean back >:D Hehe.)
[x]You love classical music. (Rondeau, Badinerie, Bourree II by Bach!! Rondeau is my favorite! LISTEN TO IT, OR I KILL YOU.)
]You like cake.
]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away. (This describes what I'm doing now.)
]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
]You've composed music before.
[x]You tend to call people 'morons'. (morons, idiots, etc. take your pick)
]You wear glasses.

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people.
]You look younger than you actually are. (Actually, I was always told I looked much older than I was. I'd rather look younger, though.)
]You love hockey.
]You love polar bears.
]You hate fighting.
]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[x]You often get mistaken for someone else. (People at school kept on walking up to me last year and asking if I was 'Greg. And I'm a girl... Also, they mistake me for my friend Zoe ALL THE FUCKING TIME)
[x]You feel under-appreciated.
]You're bilingual.
]You always carry a bear with you.


]You smoke.
]You're very physically strong.
]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
]You like hot weather.
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[/]You look very tough on the outside. (More creepy then tough.)
]You make a very nice role-model.
]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[X]You have a potty-mouth. (Ask my parents and friends... and perhaps my friends parents and my teachers...)
]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[/]You used to be a very tough kid.
[/]You're very reliable.
]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
]You're very faithful.
[/]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. (Because everyone likes to eat cheese with chalk.)
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next. (Haha, hell yes!)
[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (HURRHURR)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

]You're very loyal.
[/]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[/]You're very serious.
[/]You have a lot of patience.
[/]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[/]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (I often think about how I'm just a waste of space, but theirs no point in getting depressed over it.)
[x]You're not very confident.
[X]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[/]People tend to walk all over you.
[X]You're a born worrier.
(6/10)Yay, Lithuania!

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

]You're very flamboyant.
]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy. (The key word is 'Can', children. DERP.)
]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[x]You're very wary of strangers.
[x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
]You get up to lots of crazy antics.
(5/10)Wow, I can't even believe I have this much in common with Poland... OH WELL.

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[/]You're quite mean-spirited. (With certain people and when people make me angry... GRR.)
[/]You're a bit of a hooligan.
]You're very loyal.
[/]You're very good at tactics.
]You hate Russia.
[X]You love to fight people. (PUNCHES, KICKS- TRENCHES AND SWORDS!!! fml)
]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[X]You're not always taken seriously.
]You like drinking.
[X]You want to become stronger.
(3.5/10) Damn, I guess this means I'm not all that awesome.

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[/]You are clueless about things around you.
]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes. (EWWWW... This song will show you the length ((LOL LENGTH)) of my disgust for tomatoes: )
[/]You're very responsible.
[/]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
]You love churros.
[/]You help people in crisis.
[/]You are quite random.
]Somehow, you like bananas.
[/]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[/]You tend to overreact a lot.
[x]You like to order people around.
[/]You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot. (Like a sailor.)
]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[/]You tend to blush easily.
[/]You are lazy like hell.(when I want to be... awyeah)
]You love tomatoes a lot.
[/]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[/]You get defensive at the slightest comment. (I laugh when people insult me :D But if they insult my family, friends, or country, they're in for a long lecture of PEANUTBUTTER)


I'm Russia and Lithuania! lolwhut \OuO/

How 'bout hetalia Questions? Fudge yes, betch.

1. Do you like Hetalia? No shit, Sherlock.

2. How did you find out about Hetalia? My crazy friends. They were like "I'M AMERICA AND YOUR ENGLAND AND KELLY CAN BE RUSSIA. KELLY, KOL FOR US. YAY HETALIA." And I didn't have any idea what was going on, so I watched the show.

3. What was your first thought about Hetalia? Episode 1: ...whutisgoingonohmygawd Every other episode: LOLOLOL.

4. Do you call the characters by their country or human names? Country. Human names are too hard, lol.

5. Answer the next following questions with a character you would wish for to be in the role! Your father? HMMMM... This is hard... England, probably.

6. Mother? France would be the best mommy ever. 8D Just kidding, he's probably the opposite.

7. Older Brother? America! We'd shoot hoops and play video games.

8. Older Sister? Hugary! Whacking people with frying pans. C:


10. Little sister? Liechtenstein. :D She's so adorable, too!

11. Your twin? Sadly, I already have my shat of a sister as one. But if I could replace her, RUSSIA.

12. Pet? Mr. Puffin!

13. Child? Chibi Prussia! Arkhaminsanity is getting to me.

14. Friend? Russia and everyone who wants to be! Unless I hate them. If I hate them, they get kicked down into a hole the Sparta way. (Madness?... THIS... IS... SPARTAAA!... sorry.)

15. Distant Family? Germany. (Very small amount of German blood in me. Luck of they Irish, yo.)

16. Childhood friend? Sealand! I'M ON A BOAT.

17. Lover? Herr stick.

18. Husband/wife? Your mom.

19. Cousin? Erm. How many of these are there? I'm gonna run out of characters. I guess Italy.

20. Classmate? Japan. I will copy his homework and cheat off of him.

21. Boss? Canada. I wouldn't have to listen to him if I couldn't hear him. 8D

22. Worker? (you're the boss) EVERYONE WILL BE MY SLAV- I mean workers.. *coughs awkwardly*

23. Someone you just want to pet. Again, Latvia. SO CUTE OHMYGAWD

24. Someone you want to tease. No one! Teasing is mean. I only tease my sister, and that's because she's a BITCH.

25. Someone you want to hug. I don't really like hugs, unless their from my mom (France...dafuq). If I do hug someone, my arms have to be over their shoulders and their arms have to be around my waist. I just don't like people touching my neck and hair... If someone does, I'll goddamn bite them. Goddammit.

26. Top Ten Characters?

10. England (DEM BROWS.)

9. Japan (Aw, so socially awkward! Just like me...)


7. Austria (When I first started watching, he was my favorite.)

6. Iceland (I just do...)

5. Germany ( I don't even know why... Herr stick.)

4. America ( lolbroski)


2. France (Pervs unite!)

1. Russia (Fuck yes.)

27. Why do you like #1 the most?

Russia's cute and he wants to kill everyone! I also want to kill many people 8D

28. What do you two enjoy watching together?

We like stalking the Baltics and watching them as they bathe. (KIDDING. I only watch birds bathe. Yes, I'm a birdophile. They turn me on like Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip.)

29. What do you think of the Hetalia characters over all?

I love all of them! They're all so unique! But also very stereotypical.

30. Write what you first thought when you saw the character for the first time. Italy.

LOL What is wrong with this dude?

31. Romano.

A mouth like mine \(ouo)/

32. Germany.

Herr stick is my waifu. I'm taking German language in 9th grade, even though all my friends are taking Chinese. I loved my old German teacher, but then she left and grouchy old Mr. Snyder came, and the school gave me Spanish. Yup.

33. Japan.

Nihon desu ne. *sparkly desu eyes* (They took Japanese out of my highschool fml)

34. England.


35. America.

Who does he remind me of? *pointedly looks at friend*

36. France.

We both have an undying love of little children who frolic in daisies (I have no idea)

37. Russia.

Awww. (I was going to take Russian in 9th grade, but my school apparently hates me unwaveringly, and it's gone. And my one friend, who already speaks fluent French as well as English (CANADIAN, but her nickname is America...), is now learning Russian from her mom, who speaks Russian, English, and French. My parents know English. I also couldn't find any Russian language books in any book store I went to.)

38. China.

CHINESE TASTY TREATS? That reminds me of how my Aunt dislikes me... She always sent my sister Chinese clothes and snacks (because my Uncle works in China), but I got jack-shit. Even on holidays. She got beautiful silk Cheongsams. Which she threw on the ground in favor of new game-boy games as I watched in envy. I was the one who liked Asian culture since I was 7. RANT OVER.

39. Canada.

... What's a Canada?... OH You mean 'Can of the'! You silly goose.

40. Austria.

Sing us a song, you're the piano man. Sing us a song tonight (I seriously can't help but think of Austria when I hear that song.)

41. Hungary.

Finally, someone with bewbs!

42. Spain.

WHY MUST I LEARN YOUR LANGUAGE IN SCHOOL? I GET C'S IN IT, TOO, 'CAUSE I SUCK. I WANTED GERMAN, BUT NOOO, THE SCHOOL HAD TO BE LIKE "All other languages are booked, you're getting Spanish. Yay!" asfghjk

43. Lithuania.

...Where's Lithuania?

44. Latvia.


45. Estonia.

Reminds me of Kyouya. Except blonde. Random boldness.

46. Poland.


47. Belarus.

I act the same. With my mom as Russia. I love my mommy.

48. Ukraine.

She's so cute! :D

49. Grandpa Rome.

He eats raw potatoes. This man is amazing.

50. Chibitalia.

D'aw, a cute non-gender chibi thing.

51. Holy Roman Empire.


52. Germania.

VATI'S VAN. (My mind is a messed up place. Just imagine Germania manning a caravan pulled by two oxen with chibi Prussia and even more chibi Germany in it. Yeah.)

53. Prussia.

If Germany and Prussia had a child it would be Hidan.

54. Switzerland.

I like his chocolate.

55. Liechtenstien.


56. Finland.


57. Sweden.

Ikea is awesome. I just got a bookshelf from there.

58. Denmark.

Nice hair, bro.

59. Iceland.

We call my friend Sarah Iceland. She says Dergahurga a lot.

60. Belgium.

I like her chocolate, too.

61. South Korea.

I deduce that he likes breasts.

62. Taiwan.

I've only seen her, like, once...

63. Hong Kong.


64. Sealand.

D'aw, eyebrows just like your father/brother/England thing.

65. Greece.

I slipped on Greece and broke some China. BADPUNPARTY

66. Cuba.


67. Egypt.

EGYPT. OF THE FUNK! chikachikachika pow

68. Turkey.

I want that mask... Masquerade.

69. Seychelles.

Haha, it's 69...

70. Who didn't i mention?

Norway ;A; HE'S SO COOL.

71. What's your favorite MKC (Marukaite Chikyuu) version?

Bad Touch Trio and the dark version! It's so creepy... I literally had my heart skip an beat when the end of the song came on...

72. What is your favorte character CD?

I like them all, but my favorite songs are as follows: Winter, Absolutely Invincible British Gentleman, Hello China, La Pasion no se Deteine, and all of the Hataffute Parades.

73. Web, book, or anime?


74. What character's VA seems the most fitting to their character?

Scott Freeman for England, and most definitely Michael J. Tatum for France. France's voice is amazing.

75. If you met your favorite character, what would you ask him/her?

I wouldn't ask him anything. I'd run away because I don't like to talk to people.

76. What character(s) do you hate, HATE hate?

(HOW DARE THE PREVIOUS PERSON SAY THEY HATE FRANCE AND PRUSSIA. FRANCE IS NOT A COMPLETE PERV. i think) I don't like... well, actually, I like basically everyone.

77. Did you watch all the HetaOni episodes?

Yes! I hope more come out soon. They scared the shat out of me! Poor Italy.



Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[/] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[x] -My closest friend is a girl.
[/] - I'm a very secretive person.
[ ] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 2 ]

[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[x] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[x] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[x] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[x] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[x] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[x]- I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[x] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair color is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3.5 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[ ] - Sharks are awesome!
[ ] - I like gore.
[x] - I dislike my own appearance.

[x] - Underwater in the ocean is beautiful.
[x] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.

[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender. (I used to be. When I was nine I was 4'11! BEAT THAT, BITCHES.)
[/] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 3.5 ]

] - I look young for my age.
[x] - Puppets are fascinating... (That is very true. Puppets/Marionettes are a very complex art, and require devotion and attention to minute details. But they still creep me the fuck out. Chucky has scarred me.)
[/] - I'm very impatient. (It really depends)
[ ] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[x] - My Grandma annoys me. (Yes. YES.)

[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[x] - Loud noises/people annoy me. (Very, very much. I hate when people yell too loud *coughmyfamilycough* or loud ass noises. Fuck dat shit.)

[Sasori Score: 3.5]

[x] - I'm an artist. (Dude, this could be said for Sasori as well.)
[x] - I like and appreciate art. (This could also be said for Sasori...)
[x] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x] - I have blue eyes. (Welp, it seems I'm going to be most like Deidara... So far.)
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[x] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 5]

[x] - I'm a saver, not a spender. (Currently have $300 in my wallet. Be jealous, bitches, be jealous. Even if $150 of it is in visa gift cards...)
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[x] - Younger people tend to tick me off
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned. (Pale as fuck, actually.)

[Kakuzu Score: 2]

[x] - I have a cussing/swearing problem. (Swearing is not a fucking problem. I can swear all I douchebaggin' want, all day erryday. If you haven't noticed, I like these two the best: Fuck and arschloch.)
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
] - I am religious.
[ ] - I am very strong-willed.
[x] - I have cut myself on purpose before. (Aww yeah, It feels good 8D Just not on the wrists or any other spot. I like to add you my fucking spectacular family of scars on my left arm. There's nine.)
[x] - I'm very prone to accidents. (Sewing needle through finger, getting a concussion because my sister pushed me *which was never treated or whatever, falling on my ass numerous times; ya know.)

[Hidan Score: 3 ]

[/] - I have a split personality. Two sides. (When I wake up from a really deep sleep, I go insane. Batshit insane. Does that count?)
[x] - I'm usually alone.
[x] - I don't mind the company of others.
[x] - I don't have many friends.
[/] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 5]

[/] - I'm always hyperactive. (PFFT Only when I've had too much sugar. I once went on a Tales of Symphonia rampage to my friends and told the journey of regeneration whilst high on caffeine and sugar. Good times.)
[ ] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[x] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone. (My friend and classmates mistake me for my one friend Zoe. Poor Zoe xD )
[/] - I LOVE the color orange. (I look like a female Naruto when I wear orange. At least, my friends say I do.)
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[x] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! (Awfuckyeah)

[Tobi Score: 3]

[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people. (OH YES SHOTAS ARE DESU DESU)
[x] - I have a very pale skin color. (My dad's acquaintance was drunk once, and he took a long look at me and told me I needed to just stand out in the sun for a few hours everyday and maybe I would have a normal skin color... That ass.)
[/] - Snakes are AWESOME! (My dachshund once whipped a snake back and forth by holding it in it's jaw and slamming it to the ground repeatedly. That was awesome)
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[x] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME! (PFFT I say Michael Jackson all the time. Randomly.)
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[/] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 3]

Apparently, I am most like Deidara and Zetsu. Though I'm probably nothing like them. Derps.

What Death Note Character am I?

Light Yagami (kira)
[/] You want the world to be perfect.
[ ] You use and manipulate others
[ ] Girls are attracted to you like mosquitoes to veins
[x] You have the creepiest evil laugh known (I have the weirdest normal laugh, too.)
[ ] You can smooth talk your way out of trouble

[x] You eat potato chips like a boss. ( I don't usually eat potato chips, but when I do... I eat Do- *SHOTSOHARD*)
Total: 1.5

L Lawliet
[/] You have bad table manners.
[/] You tend to eat large amounts of sugar.
[ ] You find Misa Amane VERY attractive. *eyebrow wiggle*
[/] You hardly ever sleep. (Insomnia, the bastard. I usually get about 4-ish hours of sleep a night.)
[ ] You are a genius.

[/] You have very little social skills, or if you do, you rarely apply them.
Total: 2

Mello (M)
[ ] You take nice, big, dramatic bites out of chocolate bars. (Naw, man, I nibble.)
[ ] You hold your gun like a true gangster.
[ ] You like wearing leather clothing. (WE MUST OBTAIN HIS LEATHER PANTS)
[/] Near ticks you off.
[/] You are agressive and competitive in nature.

[ ] You want to be the best (THAT NO ONE EVER WAS. DUN DUN DUN)
total: 1

Near (N)
[x] You like to stack objects into cool designs
[x] You barely speak to others and conceal yourself
[x] You play with your hair frequently
[ ] You're very smart for your age.
[ ] You refer to life "as a game"

] Those who can't finish the game are useless. (Btw, you just lost the game.)
Total: 3

Misa Amane
[/] You are a complete idiot. (I'm only a part-time idiot. I'm off on Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, and partially on Sunday.)
[ ] You are obsessed with Light Yagami.
[ ] You are a female model. (NO, I AM A MALE MODEL. *strikes a pose*)
[ ] You are a drama queen and over react
] You wear dresses.

] You refer to yourself in third person.
Total: 0.5

Beyond Birthday
[ ] You have a gift, but would rather destroy it. (That sweater my mom go- *shot)
[/] You are completely insane (Again, only part-time.)
] You constantly crave strawberry jam.
[/] You have wanted to kill someone before. (My therapist. The stereotypical one. 'How does that make you feel?' UGH)
[ ] You are pressured to apply yourself to the breaking point.
Total: 1

[/] You are referred to as reckless or stupid.
[/] People never see your potential
[ ] You have a crush on a coworkers sibling.
[ ] You are the youngest in a group
[x] You have a good heart but are misunderstood.

] You aim well with a gun.
Total: 2

[x] You are a (whutishere)
[x] You try to break up fights as soon as they start
] You say the word "delete" constantly
[ ] You have long black hair
[ ] You admire Kira

[/] You are somewhat of a neat freak.
Total: 2.5

So... I'm like Near? Okay then.


1. Character(s) you liked at first glance: Ryuk
2. Character(s) you disliked at first glance: Creepy motorcycle rapist man with the squirrel teeth.
3. Character(s) you like more than you did earlier: Light, Matsuda, and Rem.
4. Character(s) you like less that you did earlier: Near.
5. Character(s) you want to be like: ... No one... If I had to choose, Matsuda.
6. Character(s) you'd be good friends with: I can assume none. I'm too stupid, and I'd rather not be killed.
7. Character(s) you'd avoid: All of them. Except maybe Sayu.
8. Character(s) you'd cuddle most: ._. Now that's just awkward.
9. Character(s) you're most emotionally drawn to: Light and Mello.
10. Character(s) you're most attracted to: Ew.
11. Character(s) who most entertains you: Ryuk and L's eating habits amuse me.
12. Character(s) who most intrigues/puzzles you: Light and Near.
13: Character(s) you're indifferent to: Takada.
14. Character(s) who surprises you: Matsuda, by shooting Light.
15. Most overrated character(s): Beyond Birthday. Most people who try to portray him get him entirely wrong, and even I can't portray him correctly.
16. Most underrated character(s): Rem. No one cares that Rem sacrificed herself for Misa! She's a wonderful shinigami.
17. Favourite pairing(s): I don't really care. I like emotional/analytical crap.
18: Least favourite pairing(s): Things that make no sense with no emotion.
19: Favourite thing about series; Could be an aspect (eg. artwork, screenplay) and/or a part (eg. someone's death): Strangely enough, the ending. I how Light's past goes by him as he runs, and how when he dies, he finally seems content. I also like the art style.
20. Least favourite thing about series: It was over so quickly!
21: What would you change about the series? Need not be the same as 20.: That L doesn't die so quickly, and that we could get a better insight to the thoughts of each character.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I kept adding commas, lol)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER, too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST. so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.

I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

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A Thousand Years by Kotoni-Chan reviews
It was a cold and frozen night when a young boy found a demon injured in the snow. Or maybe the demon found him.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,392 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Kickin' and Screamin' by Roma-Nana reviews
She never expected her suspicions of Haruhi Fujioka to change her life. She was intent on being just a shadow; never noticed never bothered. Only entertaining herself. Until she was dragged out of her own little world to cause havoc in the Host Club.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,559 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010
Blue Ribbon by Oomaki-chan reviews
Torrio Harada is a young boy. No girl? Yeah she's a girl. But she some how gets into the Host club? There are alot of pairings here. R&R.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011
The Circus Comes to Ouran! by HyperFoxChild reviews
A pair of commoner twins join Ouran on a scholarship. Wait, they're running away FROM the circus? High flying craziness abounds at Ouran as these trapeze artists cause mass mayhem. Can their new friends save them from their past? NekozawaxOC, KasonadaxOC In the process of being rewritten.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,789 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/25/2007 - R. Kasonada, U. Nekozawa
Russian Rebound Reversal by petaltailify reviews
*Warning: Spoilers for end of FMA:Brotherhood/Manga* When a young alchemist prepared to make a huge sacrifice and a stubborn, revenge-bound Brit using black magic perform two transmutations at the same time, the two worlds of FMA and Hetalia collide! Some pairings in both series are implied, but nothing too serious. Rated T for Ed's potty-mouth!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,688 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Edward E., Russia
Out of the Rabbit Hole by Momma Jude reviews
After waking up from my wonderful dreams of Wonderland my family decided it was time to go to London. Fortunately, a pretty ring on the side of the street seemed to have taken me back in time where butlers were amazing. Either that or I was comatose again. Sequel to my story "Welcome to Wonderful Wonder World". OC X Cannon
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sebastian M., William S.
Indebted by spider fingers reviews
When Kasumi breaks the host club's 2 million yen chandelier, she has no choice but to work to pay off her debt. That's hard to do when you're dealing with a 5'3" angry Japanese girl who hates everything and everybody. Mori/OC/Kyoya. Haruhi/Hikaru fluff.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,798 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H.
Syringe to the Heart by foxkiro reviews
Alfred thought as he ripped the man apart with the chainsaw, "I really do enjoy these things, perhaps a bit too much. Well... maybe not TOO much. I just like it is all! And its good to do these things, to do the will of Justice! Yes. It truly is." USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,919 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What are you doing here? An Akatsuki Torture Story by miragechick2 reviews
What happens when eleven deranged S-Rank criminals enter your house, try to kidnap you, and are looking for a specific person who you know? Rated T for a specific member's pottymouth and gross comments. ItachiXOC, SasoriXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,870 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Akatsuki
I'm Not Who I Think I Am by Simply Emotional reviews
What happens when Light and Kira are fighting for control of the same body? Self harm becomes a usual part of Light's routine, and suicide weighs heavily on his mind, trying to kill himself before he can kill L. L begins to notice these changes.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,072 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Alone by Nendo Tenshi reviews
Being stuck in that hole for so long...he started to really hate being alone. Rated T...I think we can all figure out why. XP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Hidan
The Toad and The Threesome by bored spitless reviews
"This is not what it looks like. It's just a horribly wrong situation that-" Oh, why was iruka's life so horrible? Why was Naruto trying to arrange a threesome? And why was Kakashi thrusting against him? And where the hell had that toad come from? Help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Afterlife by DemonShuriken reviews
Whatever happened to Light after he died? He was trapped in nothingness, for one. But, he also caught a glimpse of heaven, in the form of a messy haired investigator.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Forever Young by chunkiechunder reviews
The day Light Yagami woke up in his own bed, aged seventeen, with all his memories of Death Note, L, Near and his own death intact, was both a blessing and a curse... Putting a twist on the cliché. Spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Light Y. - Complete
Smiles by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Ichiraku's wasn't always Naruto's sanctuary. Teuchi the owner didn't always like him. But, sometimes, it is easier to see the good in people than it is the bad. Oneshot, origins of the Ichiraku/Naruto friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Teuchi, Naruto U. - Complete
Watari and Tanaka are HOMIES, yo by kaaaaarl reviews
Because really, It should have been blindingly obvious that Tanaka and Watari are homies. CRACK. Death Note & Kuroshitsuji crossover. Short oneshot.
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Watari, Tanaka - Complete
Here Lies Our World Greatest Detective by KrazyKat001 reviews
A young female had sneak into the high security graveyeard, to make peace with her crush one last time. A Mary Sue fic, written in first point of view.*Song included*
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - L - Complete
Extended Vacation by nats10art reviews
Me and my friend Samantha go on vacation to a seemingly normal island. What might happen if that island took us to the world of Naruto, with no way back? Warning: SPOILERS in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,999 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
ToS commercials by Music in the Dark reviews
i have added a new chapter. droped calls, scary Frank, JUGDMENTYEAH
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007
Hard to Accept by amy-oblique reviews
Shikamaru tries to explain, but Naruto finds it hard to accept that his rank is determined by his height. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Pieces by syntic reviews
Has no plot, has no setting, just a mindless typing of words...... KakaSasu! Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Complete
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The Plum Blossom reviews
After WWII. A guilt-filled Japan visits his German ally in the hospital as an attempt to apologize. Drabble ish
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Germany, Japan - Complete
Mary-chan and Sue-chan go to the Naruto world and become epic ninjas of awesome! Kakashi/oc and Gaara/oc COMPLETE CRACK
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Kakashi H., Gaara - Complete