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Joined 01-19-11, id: 2711624, Profile Updated: 11-29-11
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, South Park, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Invader Zim.

Hello there...it seems you have stumbled upon the tangled mess that is my profile. I suggest you turn back now. No? It's not that special or different from others...You sure? Well, okay...


Hi! This is as far as I will go to a formal greeting. My username is based on Dave Strider's (Homestuck; Andrew Hussie) Pesterchum handle and derp. Just call me tD for short. I'm merely a krill in the big ocean that is FanFiction.net, but that doesn't matter.

Despite being on hiatus for all of my stories, I am going for the position of a beta!

My interests include Pokemon, Homestuck, Hetalia: Axis Powers, internet memes, and trolling (not on here though; and I mean the real kind of trolling). I also love listening to music!

I read books on occasion...but only good ones like My Brother Sam Is Dead and John Dies at the End...

I. Fucking. Love. Creepypastas.
They are the nightmare-spawning stories that creep around the internet, that somehow find their way to you.

And the weird part of YouTube? You can't get there by looking, oh no. You have to stumble upon it, it'll come looking for you. You can't reach it by yourself, it controls whether you find it or not.

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HouseBent by MechaHero reviews
A story of four houses and several ill-tempered chums.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011
Prank Gone Wrong by Rider of the Whales reviews
In response to a kinkmeme request asking for an explanation/elaboration of the picture linked inside. Rated for language, rating may change.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Dave S., John E.
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Invader Zim Goes to Hogwarts Year Two reviews
Hiatus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011
Ugly reviews
Cat AU. If there's one thing I've learned, it's never judge a book by its cover.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Invader Zim Goes to Hogwarts reviews
Zim has been accepted to one of the weirdest schools out there...but for what?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,850 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Zim - Complete
One Plus One Equals Four reviews
One-shot. Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman have a nice little conversation about random things! Rated T for mild language and speak of sexual things.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kyle B. - Complete