Author has written 11 stories for Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Pirates of the Caribbean, Robin Hood BBC, Star Wars, One Piece, and Inuyasha.
Hi there and welcome to my profile!
I'm a semi-fan of Johnny Depp, in that I like Edward Scissorhands, Benny & Joon, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Alice in Wonderland 2010 and Pirates of the Caribbean, but I don't own any of the movies, and I have no desire to see Mr. Depp outside of his movies. I do NOT like Sweeney Todd, because the thought of getting your throat cut by your barber gives me nightmares.
Of course, I do like other shows and movies as well, like Robin Hood BBC, Primeval, Doctor Who, Stargate, Star Trek, the Magnificent Seven and numerous disney, pixar, dreamworks, and other movies.
I do not do slash (Yaoi) or fem-slash (Yuri), and I try not to do random either.
My plot bunnies are greatly influenced by the movies/tv shows I watch and the books I read, so if I leave a story for a long while then please forgive me.
I invite constructive criticism, but keep flames to yourself please.
However I MUST HAVE FEEDBACK! If I do not have feedback, then I will not know if I am making a fool of myself.
I have deleted the story The InterDimensional Pirates due to the fact that it looked terrible and no-one was reviewing it. :(
I have posted Chapter 1 of my new story, "The Tale of Sake-chan: Shipwright's assistant".
This is a bit late, since I already have three reviews on it, but I have written the first chapter of my new story: StrawHat Demon.
I have deleted Artists Hands and Scissorhands, A Minstrel in Wonderland and Benders Unite! because I didn't see myself going anywhere with them, and they hadn't gotten far enough in the story to bother continuing.
"When you marooned me on the God-forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow." - Jack Sparrow (POTC: Curse of the Black Pearl)
"Have I gone mad?" "I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... all the best people are." - Tarrant Hightopp and Alice Kingsleigh (Alice in Wonderland 2010)
"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. Yeah." - Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory).
"Will!" "Elizabeth!" "Monkey!" - Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow (POTC: Curse of the Black Pearl)
"Will... nice hat." - Jack Sparrow (POTC: Curse of the Black Pearl)
"Good morning starshine. The Earth says 'hello'!" - Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory).
"Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going 'Hi, Helen!'" - Batty Koda (Ferngully: The Last Rainforest).
"Might we ask your name, Madame?" "Susan." "No. No, no. We mean like your monster name. What do people scream when they see you coming? You know, like 'Look out! Here comes...'" "Susan." - Dr. Cockroach, Susan Murphy and B.O.B (Monsters Vs Aliens).
"I'm not a quack! I'm a mad scientist! There is a difference." - Dr. Cockroach (Monsters Vs Aliens).
(While eating gummy bears for the first time) "When are these jelly-fish going to let go of my teeth?" - Captain Jezebel Jack (Pirates of the Plain)
"You are the most bizarre creature I have ever met." - Aeryn Sun to John Crichton (Farscape: Rhapsody in Blue).
"He's got the biggest eyebrows yet! They're practically alive!" - Naruto, about Guy. (Naruto).
"Well. Who have we here?" "The Leaf Village's mightiest beast of battle. I'm Might Guy." "You're Might Guy, huh? Mighty Stupid Lookin' Guy." - Kisame and Guy, upon meeting for the first time. (Naruto)
"Woah. Nice Hats." - Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael, on each of their personal first encounters with Shredder's Elite Guards. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003: Return of the Shredder, Part 2)
"Utterly deceptive twaddle-speak, says I." - Jack Sparrow. (Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End).
Favorite Fanfiction quotes.
"You will not! It's my preeeeeesciooooouuuus..." - Amie-chan to Zoro when he tries to take her drink. (Sofi Bleuphyre's "The One Piece Attempt").
Favorite quotes by famous people:
"As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy who never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambitions too." - Johnny Depp.
"If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed." - Benjamin Franklin.
"You Can't Stop the Beat" (Hairspray)
"Do you love me?" - The Contours.
"Witch doctor" - The Chipmunks. (The Original Cartoons. Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Movie)
"Witch Doctor" - The Cartoons.
"What is this feeling?" (Wicked)
"Run and tell that" (Hairspray)
"Rockin' Robin" - Bobby Day
Musicals (especially the ones with the fun, dance-to-the-music songs in them)
Old time comedians (Jack Benny, Jimmy Durante, Laurel & Hardy, The Marx Brothers, ect.)
Rice krispie treats, coffee cake and mashed potatoes (not together, of course).
I do not like:
hot food (except for spicy brown mustard, for some reason)
washing shampoo out of my hair with cold water
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1: Take your MP3 player, or ipod or whatever it is you use, and put it on random.
2: press the next button to the answer to each question.
3: YOU MUST WRITE DOWN EACH SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1: What is your motto?
Love and Marriage (I guess so... Ya can't have one without the other, after all :))
2: What do your friends think of you?
Hippy hippy shake (ummm...)
3: What if you got so mad that everyone stayed away from you and let you have your space for 4 days?
Colors of the wind (guess I'd be lookin' out the window)
4: What if there was a stalker chasing you?
But, Mr. Adams (heh heh, noooo idea)
5: What would you do if your friend betrayed you?
6: What if you saw a bunch of random people/things?
7: What if a male friend started flirting with you?
Johnny's mambo (O.O)
8: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Edelweiss (I think that's a type of flower... I'm gonna go bury my feet in the dirt)
9: What do you think when you see a person you like?
Surf city (Ocean waves, here we come!)
10: What do your parents think of you?
La Donna e mobile (this is an operatic song about an unfaithful woman TT.TT)
11: What will you dance to at your wedding?
I think I'm gonna like it here (I had better like it here)
12: What will you play at your funeral?
Rodeo (It's gonna be one wild afterlife.)
13: What is your hobby/interest?
Who let the dogs out? (hee hee. I did!)
14: What would you do if you worked at a casino?
Pretend (to work)
15: What do you think of your friends?
You're the devil in disguise (ouch)
16: What is the worst thing that can happen?
All shook up
17: What if your brother/sister never stopped bothering you?
Wearing o' the green (They'd be sleepin' on the lawn)
18: What is the one thing you'll regret?
Turn! Turn! Turn! (I got dizzy!)
19: Where would you like to go?
Marion the Librarian
20: What has a catchy beat?
21: Will you ever get married?
Stay, we must not lose our senses.
22: What is the dumbest thing you've ever said?
The road to Morocco (is that way!)
23: Does anyone like you?
Let's all get demented (*shrug* hee hee! Apparently the people in the Funny Farm do.)
24: If you could go back in time, what would you change?
Finale (I'd change the finale. Hmmm.)
25: What would you do to make the class laugh?
26: What will you post this as?
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