This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?

Astrid knows communication is important for their group dynamic. Sadly, her methods of communication are a bit ... unorthodox. While she thinks that it is not a problem, it stages problems for Hiccup, and he doesn't like this form of communication. Not one bit. After he snaps, he decides to tell, or shout, to her to stop. Astrid being Astrid, drama ensues.

With the stress of the Tri-Wizard Tournament overwhelming him, Harry is introduced to a secret club in Gryffindor that might be the solution to all his problems. Warning: smut with plot. Begins in fourth year, with characters aged up a year. Rated M.

The war's over. Harry is victorious. But some victories come with a price. A short piece of post-war Harry/Tonks for Darkened Void!

After the war, an accident leaves Fleur and Harry with a bond that is both permanent and unasked for. Unwilling to let the bond destroy their futures, Fleur is determined to understand the man she is now connected to. But soul magic can leave the deepest scars, a fact that Harry is intimately familiar with, and the road to happiness is not an easy one.

Love is a complicated thing, particularly for two lovesick Viking teens. Throw arranged marriage and hormones into the mix, and things get messy. Figured it was about time I changed the summary. Is it vague enough for you? Good. I shortened the title this time around because, well, reasons.

Thirteen-year-old Bella Black intended to go back in time to start a war in service to her patron goddess. Ritual magic goes awry and she finds herself in 1993, faced with a failing House of Black, an insane alter ego, and a Dark Lord on the rise. Chaos ensues. Title drop. (A collaboration by LeighaGreene and inwardtransience)

Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.

AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...

After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.

Based on Race to The edge. What if things happened differently? What if Hiccup hadn't kissed Astrid after her eyesight came back? Hiccup relishes in his freedom on the edge and successfully avoids the thought of his future. That is until a decision is thrust on him regarding the next path his life will take, and what that means for him and Astrid. My first fanfic.

A story about soulmate timers and how they can go wrong, and then the running of how hiccstrid figure things out. rated M, this IS NOT MY OWN STORY, the original, taken down by the author sunnywinterclouds

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig? All chapters edited for spelling, grammar, and some content. You may want to re-read it.

A magical infection has Ron critically ill, but after the devastation of the war he decides his family and friends don't need to know. How long can he hide it though? And how will the consequences of his actions change the course of the future?

Hiccup had loved Astrid all his life. It just took him a little while to realize it. [Oneshot] Hiccstrid. T.

Fleur decides that Harry should be rewarded for saving her sister from the lake in the second task.

Freya likes her heroes dead. Loki torments the living. Thor rewards courage. Why does Astrid become protective of Hiccup? How does she become "future daughter-in-law" of Stoick? What does our favorite blonde-haired shield-maiden learn that will involve her village, the entire known world... and more important... her chosen man? Starts near end of 1st movie. Spoilers of 2.

AU. The Dursley's abuse takes it's toll on a young Harry. On the train to Hogwarts, he meets another damaged and abused soul; high society waif Tracey Davis. Two injured souls fall in young love and conspire to escape their painful existence - even if it means framing their guardians and fleeing their homeland.

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Expectations are funny things as the Wizarding world learns when introduced to a Harry that has inherited James' confidence and Lily's charm and a complete disregard to anything that doesn't affect him. Who cares about rocks and stuttering professors when they've got dragons and godfathers who didn't wait thirteen years to break out of prison to play with?

Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.

"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.

Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.

The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!

Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.

In the fight at the Department of Mysteries Harry stands and fights in the time room. This leads to dire consequences, but also to second chances. Can an invigorated Harry change things for the better?

Some days I'm just so happy to be alive. Then again some days I'm lying on my back, bleeding from my forehead wondering weather I screwed over the pope in a past life. Today is not a happy day. HarryLuna, Hermione Bashing, Powerful Harry...

After a reign of two hundred years that is about to come to an end, Dark Lord Harry Potter sends himself back in time to rebuild his World Empire from the ashes.

After Sirius's death, Harry devotes himself to learning magic in a desperate attempt to protect the people he loves. Warnings: Profanity, Extreme Violence, References to Non-Con -Not of Main Character-, Dark/Questionable Harry

5 Years after defeating Voldemort, a simple error of judgment leads to catastrophe for Harry Potter. Hermione has to battle to reclaim her dearest friend and Harry must uncover the conspiracy that threatens them all in order to save a once bitter enemy.

After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.

Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.

Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!

AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.

Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...

Rose Potter, Harry's sister is thought to be the chosen one. Ignored and forgotten, Harry runs away and is found in the forest by Voldemort. Raised as the secret heir of the Dark Lord, Harry will do anything to put the Dark Lord in power. EvilHarry Slaves

AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!

What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash

Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.

Alternate Universe. Neville is the Boy Who Lived. So what does that make Harry Potter? Just a shy unpopular kid right? No, nobody could have imagined just how wrong they were. Secrets and Lies, Truth and Protection. Welcome to the War.

HPDresdenFiles. Unknown to Potter there is a trail of blood to reach him in a world far from his own. And a wizard there,Dresden, who is trying to stop the green eyed demon with the lightning scar from entering his world,though he doesn't know that he is.

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.

After the Triwizard Tournament debacle, Sirius decides it's high time he started playing a more active role in his godson's life. A Sirius-takes-charge fic. AU Fifth book onwards.

Hagrid and Sirius missed each other that long ago night. Harry's guardian is Sirius Black, his best friend is Susan Bones.

Like ripples through water, a single event can change the entire course of history. For Harry, all it took was meeting a misty-eyed Ravenclaw a year earlier... Major AU later

Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe

When Harry cries out for help during a nightmare, halfway around the world somebody listens. Somebody that will change the way Harry looks at magic... forever. On hiatus.

Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing

Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.

He was ostricized by the very people he was destined to protect and sent to Azkaban. However, they never imaginged that sending Harry Potter away would create something much darker, and a helluva lot more badass. H/Hr

During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG

I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve." What happens when Harry finally snaps, and delights in his killings, explosions and dynamite? Will the wizarding world be ready for the Clown Prince of Crime?

Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.

A Noir story of HP ass kickery cooked to perfection and served over a savory blend of snarky humor. Before sending Harry to the afterlife, Voldemort told him he'd write the book on worse things than death with him. Harry's back to write the epilogue.

Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.

WiP. Harry decided to travel back in time to 1980. Not because they lost the war, not to save someone, not even for revenge. He does it because he is bored and thinks things should be done better. This is a differnt kind of Time Travel story. Immortal Har

Seven Year AU. Suppose the Dursleys had not been Harry's only living relations. How might the young hero that we know and adore have been changed by a loving childhood? The differences might not be as universally positive as one might think. Discontinued.

The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.