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Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus
by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 380,086 - Reviews: 4630 - Favs: 6,072 - Follows: 6,107 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying
by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
It Could Only Happen to Harry
by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,572 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Parvati P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff
by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 8,690 - Follows: 2,897 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: My Life Is My Own
by Sashian reviews
Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig? All chapters edited for spelling, grammar, and some content. You may want to re-read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,168 - Reviews: 2888 - Favs: 9,929 - Follows: 11,302 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P.
by Windschild8178 reviews
A magical infection has Ron critically ill, but after the devastation of the war he decides his family and friends don't need to know. How long can he hide it though? And how will the consequences of his actions change the course of the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 246,294 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Lessons From a Grateful Veela
by PD31 reviews
Fleur decides that Harry should be rewarded for saving her sister from the lake in the second task.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,614 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
AU. The Dursley's abuse takes it's toll on a young Harry. On the train to Hogwarts, he meets another damaged and abused soul; high society waif Tracey Davis. Two injured souls fall in young love and conspire to escape their painful existence - even if it means framing their guardians and fleeing their homeland.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 12/8/2015 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] - Complete
The Green Girl
by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5377 - Favs: 10,566 - Follows: 3,640 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35014 - Favs: 24,847 - Follows: 18,568 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived
by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4599 - Favs: 11,631 - Follows: 11,832 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter, the Geek
by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
by Comet360 reviews
Expectations are funny things as the Wizarding world learns when introduced to a Harry that has inherited James' confidence and Lily's charm and a complete disregard to anything that doesn't affect him. Who cares about rocks and stuttering professors when they've got dragons and godfathers who didn't wait thirteen years to break out of prison to play with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,937 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P.
That Which Holds The Image
by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed
by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 6,411 - Follows: 1,784 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster
by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 704 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens
by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source
by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 8,361 - Follows: 5,050 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mind
by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Revenge
by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6670 - Favs: 9,648 - Follows: 4,851 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 6,137 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
by wordhammer reviews
Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nature of Power
by imgeorgenotfred reviews
In the fight at the Department of Mysteries Harry stands and fights in the time room. This leads to dire consequences, but also to second chances. Can an invigorated Harry change things for the better?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,936 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P.
The Blood Tipped Feather
by NOT QUAZIJOE reviews
Some days I'm just so happy to be alive. Then again some days I'm lying on my back, bleeding from my forehead wondering weather I screwed over the pope in a past life. Today is not a happy day. HarryLuna, Hermione Bashing, Powerful Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 277,019 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dark Emperor the Immortal
by Laputian-Blackwriter reviews
After a reign of two hundred years that is about to come to an end, Dark Lord Harry Potter sends himself back in time to rebuild his World Empire from the ashes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,907 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Weapon Revised!
by GwendolynnFiction reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry devotes himself to learning magic in a desperate attempt to protect the people he loves. Warnings: Profanity, Extreme Violence, References to Non-Con -Not of Main Character-, Dark/Questionable Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 300,801 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
by Walter Sobchak reviews
5 Years after defeating Voldemort, a simple error of judgment leads to catastrophe for Harry Potter. Hermione has to battle to reclaim her dearest friend and Harry must uncover the conspiracy that threatens them all in order to save a once bitter enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,713 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's My Life
by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 7,393 - Follows: 3,176 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Darkly Dreaming Harry
by Lineape reviews
Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
Forty One Times Dead
by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 634 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk
by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap
by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4997 - Favs: 8,149 - Follows: 8,145 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Rise of Darkness
by dart93 reviews
Rose Potter, Harry's sister is thought to be the chosen one. Ignored and forgotten, Harry runs away and is found in the forest by Voldemort. Raised as the secret heir of the Dark Lord, Harry will do anything to put the Dark Lord in power. EvilHarry Slaves
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,402 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The First Task
by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 152 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
He's Not Normal
by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 3,603 - Follows: 3,816 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
by BitterIcing reviews
Alternate Universe. Neville is the Boy Who Lived. So what does that make Harry Potter? Just a shy unpopular kid right? No, nobody could have imagined just how wrong they were. Secrets and Lies, Truth and Protection. Welcome to the War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,540 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 3,066 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/23/2006
Demon's Feign, Merlin's Pain
by nuhuh reviews
HPDresdenFiles. Unknown to Potter there is a trail of blood to reach him in a world far from his own. And a wizard there,Dresden, who is trying to stop the green eyed demon with the lightning scar from entering his world,though he doesn't know that he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,190 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3812 - Favs: 15,758 - Follows: 6,590 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again!
by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14423 - Favs: 21,870 - Follows: 8,786 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Path of Decision
by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,647 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
by Logicalmagic reviews
After the Triwizard Tournament debacle, Sirius decides it's high time he started playing a more active role in his godson's life. A Sirius-takes-charge fic. AU Fifth book onwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,219 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 3,218 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Black and Bones: A Love Story
by Jenni Rose reviews
Hagrid and Sirius missed each other that long ago night. Harry's guardian is Sirius Black, his best friend is Susan Bones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,815 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Determinations of Fate
by Baronvonblack reviews
Like ripples through water, a single event can change the entire course of history. For Harry, all it took was meeting a misty-eyed Ravenclaw a year earlier... Major AU later
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,199 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Coven of The Rose
by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Mahou mo Ken
by Enterprise1701-d reviews
When Harry cries out for help during a nightmare, halfway around the world somebody listens. Somebody that will change the way Harry looks at magic... forever. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 151,685 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter: Kidnapped
by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Dark Lord Potter Part 1
by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2665 - Favs: 4,432 - Follows: 2,961 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
by thoraxe357 reviews
He was ostricized by the very people he was destined to protect and sent to Azkaban. However, they never imaginged that sending Harry Potter away would create something much darker, and a helluva lot more badass. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,865 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener
by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 7,264 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Killing Joke
by Baronvonblack reviews
I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve." What happens when Harry finally snaps, and delights in his killings, explosions and dynamite? Will the wizarding world be ready for the Clown Prince of Crime?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008
by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 3,375 - Follows: 3,679 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
by Omagic reviews
A Noir story of HP ass kickery cooked to perfection and served over a savory blend of snarky humor. Before sending Harry to the afterlife, Voldemort told him he'd write the book on worse things than death with him. Harry's back to write the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,557 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Salazar S.
A Mistaken Sorting
by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley
by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 811 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib
by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 4,396 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated
by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 683 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
So Sue Me
by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 4,516 - Follows: 3,830 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path
by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3699 - Favs: 5,440 - Follows: 5,210 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
by bob-the-blue reviews
WiP. Harry decided to travel back in time to 1980. Not because they lost the war, not to save someone, not even for revenge. He does it because he is bored and thinks things should be done better. This is a differnt kind of Time Travel story. Immortal Har
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,738 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 936 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Harry P.
The Happy Red Prince
by LT2000 reviews
Seven Year AU. Suppose the Dursleys had not been Harry's only living relations. How might the young hero that we know and adore have been changed by a loving childhood? The differences might not be as universally positive as one might think. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,621 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005
by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2491 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Harry Potter and the things that could have happened reviews
My oneshot folder. Ch 1: A darker Harry talks about how he's going to deal with Ron after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4206 - Favs: 8,321 - Follows: 6,624 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Lily's Changes reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 8,344 - Follows: 4,168 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Life Debts reviews
Different Ending to HBP. Harry's leaving school but doesn't want Ron and Hermione to come with him. Find out why. Rating it T just to be safe. Will probably be a oneshot. Not a Ha/Hr. Slight amount of what might be considered bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.