Truthful Blasphemy
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Joined 01-20-11, id: 2712876, Profile Updated: 03-14-14
Author has written 43 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, Misc. Books, Labyrinth, Newsies, Avengers, Peter Pan, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Lord of the Rings, Titanic, Misc. Movies, Inuyasha, Switched at Birth, and Hocus Pocus.

Name: Jane Adyson Petey Kaulitz Listing Conlon Higgins Odinson R Holmes Pendragon Bennett

You can just call me Jane Adyson Bennett if you'd like. It's much shorter and easier to remember.

I also go by my Killjoy name: Truthful Blasphemy

Or my Newsie name: Firefly (Yes, I'm the original Firefly Conlon)

Obsessions: InuYasha, Labyrinth, Newsies, Peter Pan, Thor, Loki, The Avengers, Acting, Singing when I think no one is listening, listening to music, reading, writing, writing songs, parodying things, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Robin Hood, BBC, Princess Bride, Warm Bodies, Switched at Birth, learning ASL, Supernatural, Merlin

My ambitions: To graduate college, to become a professor of British literature, to get married, to have twins, to become a sign language interpreter

Celebrity Crushes: The young and handsome David Bowie, Jareth: the Goblin King, the young Gabriel Damon and Max Casella, InuYasha, Loki Laufeyson, Bruce Banner, 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Cary Elwes, Koga, R (Nicholas Hoult), Emmett Bledsoe (Sean Berdy), Sam Winchester

Peter Pan is a lifestyle that I live. It's not a romance, it's not 'cute'. Peter Pan is the story of a girl who realizes that the ideal life sometimes isn't the right one and the choices you make define who you are. Peter Pan is a coming-of-age story. Not a romance, not a fantasy. A lifestyle.

Best song ever: (of the week)

I've Just Seen a Face

By: The Beatles

"In a day it was going to be ripped apart. No, it was much worse than that. Their connection would live on, their longing to be together holding strong through the years, but it would never be fulfilled, like a vacuum chamber constantly attempting to fill itself with anything to relieve the pressure. That was what pure torture would be for Julian, his eternal Hell on Earth." - The Unknown Wilderness (by Daniel Hansen)


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Massacre Of The Innocents by The Last Letter reviews
It was a seemingly normal day - until Bay, Daphne, Emmett, Kathryn, and Toby are taken hostage in the Kennish home. They struggle to live through the trauma of the day, and, when it's all over, no one is prepared to pick up the pieces.
Switched at Birth - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,649 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Daphne V., Emmett B., Bay K., Toby K.
the notes by Bay Dyson reviews
the deaf kids at carlton are still bullying bay. but when one kid takes it too far and things turn dangerous, what will emmett do? please read and review.
Switched at Birth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 49,194 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Emmett B., Bay K.
How to be Human by abvolt reviews
R is slowly changing from a Zombie to a Human. Civilization has excepted Zombies and it's finally safe to begin a life outside of the stadium. Julie loves him, she'll stay with him through anything, but how can R cope with the struggles of becoming Human, the judgement of others, and learning how to be normal?
Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,009 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Complete
Wendy's Revenge by Doctor Starlock reviews
Wendy Darling is resentful that Peter Pan, the Lost Boy, and Tinkerbell are always off having adventures while she is left behind. Finally she snaps.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Captain Hook, Peter Pan, Wendy D., Tinkerbell - Complete
A Weekend To Remember by Elmoak1991 reviews
Daphne and Melody have a plan. After the death of a family member twenty-seven year old Bay must come to terms that her marriage is coming to an end, and that not only affects her, but her five-year old daughter who has grown close to the one person Bay hates, Emmett. Emmett has a plan to ask is girlfriend to marry him, but everyone hates her. Can one weekend change it all?
Switched at Birth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,981 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Bay K., Emmett B., Daphne V.
Being Still is a Habit by valkyriegirl reviews
"It's been a few weeks, but I'm still getting used to this. Human feelings. Living. I guess it takes practice." R learns to live again. R/Julie. R's POV.
Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,118 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013
Amusement Park by acoustic23 reviews
An unconventional Peter Pan story between W. Amelia Green and the ever alluring Peter Pan. Or, rather... the amusement park Peter Pan who is ridiculously adorable and has like a zillion gifs on tumblr and fans on youtube and at the parks themselves.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Peter Pan
Of Crash Queens And Motorbabies (MCR STORY) by xXchickenwithatacoXx reviews
Hurricane Bunny and Truthful Blasphemy are suddenly thrust into the world of killjoys when they are kidnapped and rescued by Party Poison, Kobra Kid, Jet Star and Fun Ghoul. What will happen? Will they run away or join the Fabulous Killjoys in a attempt to take down BL/I?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013
A Modern Peter Pan Tale by moonshroom420 reviews
Gail is a modern girl of 2012. She has always loved hearing Peter Pan stories. One night, the Lost Boys come to her and ask her to go to Neverland with them and help Peter escape from the pirates who have finally caught him. But she gets a little more than she bargained for, a little extra adventure. Story is better than summary. I swear.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,196 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Captain Hook, Peter Pan
Peter Pan is Dead by novelgirl2013 reviews
This is a poem about Wendy but the title, I think, fits. Read the poem and it will all make sense. Anyways, please read this and leave feedback. Thank you!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Wendy D., Peter P., J. Hook
Consequences by KageOkami-Kogo reviews
Not everyone is happy with the former zombies rejoining society. Not everyone wants to give R a chance to fully heal and have a happy new life. Sometimes, one must face the consequences life deals them, even an unlife. Julie stands by R's side though, teaching him how to be human again, and facing the pain and obstacles with him as he walks down the bumpy road to recovery. R/Julie
Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,895 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Complete
Princesses And Weddings by Rebindenoir reviews
Sequel to the film Secret of Moonacre. It does involve Robin and Maria. Set two months after the end of the movie. NOTE THAT I DO NOT OWN 'SECRET OF MOONACRE' OR 'LITTLE WHITE HORSE' please review and i hope you enjoy:
Secret of Moonacre - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,809 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012
Troubles, sacrifices, danger and love! by Romy7100 reviews
The story begins in the end of the movie. A lot of adventure and sacrifices but we don't forget the love between Maria & Robin. P.S UPDATED, DON'T MISS IT!
Secret of Moonacre - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 3/24/2011
Letting Go of Pride by Mittonio reviews
Lil snippets of Robin and Maria from Robins point of view from the moment they met! I shall update regularly if enough people review enough!
Secret of Moonacre - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Complete
A Time to Choose by EG Winston reviews
Skeeter and her best friend Race are kidnapped by Spot Conlon after visiting Skeeter's sister. Race is allowed to go home, but Spot keeps Skeeter in Brooklyn for his 'secret plan'. Will she be able to resist his charms and return to Race? EG Winston
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Racetrack H., Spot C.
The Ties That Bind by HachimansKitsune reviews
Jareth encounters Sarah someplace unexpected and is surprised at how much she has changed, as she seeks to atone for how she wronged him. MATURE CONTENT;adult situations, BDSM and violence. Vol. 2 is now up.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,322 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Just One of the Guys by MurderingxMyxTeddyxBear reviews
Blair Hunter is far from average. Everything from her funky hair to her well-worn Chucks screams ODD! But when a favor to a friend lands her in an all-boys boarding school, things get just plain weird. A few new friends might be able to help. Que MCR!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,575 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Little Miss MARY Sue by Christina Conlon reviews
Bad news! Magdalena Arabella Rossette Yasmine Siena Ullenyetta Evalee has found her way to the Manhattan Lodging House, and is slowly bringing the Newsies under her spell of perfection. And the only one immune to her powers is... SNODDY?
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Jack K., Snoddy
Fractured Fairytale by R. M. Avalon reviews
Kagome just can't quite get the hang of being a fairytale princess. And it doesn't help that her prince is a total dog. DISCONTINUED
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 14,645 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
The Saviour by Elisabeth Hill reviews
A girl with a mysterious past shows up in FernGully with her best friend, a big bag of clothes, and a huge crush on Zak in tow. Can she ever decide who she's in love with? Do we care? Mary-Sue parody. All spelling and grammar errors are intentional.
Ferngully - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,761 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Stuck at the Window by MythScavenger reviews
He was only going to check on her. Getting wounded and forced to stay at the Darling home? Uh oh. This can't end well. *Based on 2003 movie; Peter Pan x Wendy*
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Peter P., Wendy D. - Complete
Waging War Against the 'Sues by Austra reviews
Formerly "And There's MarySue". MarySues! They are attacking our poor, dear Spot! Will we stand for it? Never! A parody starring a few little 'Sue beasties... that took a twist in plot. Now the war is on! Won 1st for comedy!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,481 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Spot C., Jack K.
My Kindergarten Romance by Sweet.Revenge31 reviews
The very small chronicles of MCR as children. New kids move into the neighborhood, old friends get closer, and through it all there may just be a couple kiddy crushes. Check this story out for ultimate laughs and Mini-MCR cuteness.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011
You Can Run Away With Me by Consulting Shippers reviews
Frank is kicked out of his home for being gay and resorts to hitch-hiking. Gerard picks Frank up. It's a frerard. Don't like? Don't read.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011
Feather and Fang by UndergroundDaydreams reviews
Strange things are afoot at the Feather and Fang Wildlife Sanctuary in sunny Santa Carla, CA – owls and bats and Frogs, oh my! A Labyrinth/Lost Boys one-shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Silver Romeo by Storm Blackheart reviews
The War is over and the Golden Trio are heading back to Hogwarts, hoping for a normal year. but what happens when Hermione and Draco are made Head boy and girl. on top of this Hermione starts receiving love letters. my first fanfic rating may change
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,965 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Truer Story by TwinEnigma reviews
Robert Williams knows his daughter Sarah loves stories, but it's an entirely different matter when they start coming to vivid life, and so he asks his grandfather, Fakir, for his advice. Light Jareth x Sarah, light Fakir x Ahiru, gratuitous German
Crossover - Labyrinth & Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sarah, Fakir - Complete
FRANKenstein by FabulousxKilljoy reviews
100% crackfic. OneShot. Script format. And I make fun of Frerard at the end, because why not? Read at your own risk, you might not have any sanity afterwards. I know I don't.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
The Way of the Walking Dead by thexredxrose reviews
My name is not important. What I have to tell you is. Listen. It may save your life some day. The life of My Chemical Romance, hunters of the living dead. mcr my chemical romance gerard mikey way frank iero ray toro bob bryar matt pelissier bert mccracken
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,374 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011
Neverland by Dollimesh reviews
Neverland is an actual destination on the map, and the Darling family moved there. However, there are two gangs feuding in the small secluded town. How will Wendy ever survive, when both of the gang lords want her for their own? Lost Boys or Pirates?
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Peter Pan, Captain Hook - Complete
I'm Kind of GayA Frerard Parody by iamdracosbaby reviews
A parody to "I'm not Okay" by My Chemical Romance for everyone's favorite straight ish band members!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
The Inappropriate Touch by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Lolly's answer to the controversial Nessie and Jacob relationship, to the tune of Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Captured by hitntr reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome both get captured but what happens when they are seperated for several months only to be reunited in the strangest way possible? Will they ever be able to live together or will the past repeat itself?Theme-"Like father like Son" Done!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,490 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Human Again by Aramira reviews
What will InuYasha do when he and Kagome are captured on the new moon? Rated M for mature themes.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,697 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Amber Eyes Flash by ChiaroscuroSoup reviews
Inuyasha is a captured trespasser and Kagome, a lonely maiden being forced to at least get a boyfriend by her birthday. What happens when she runs away and Inuyasha just happens to come along? My first story! It's a KagInu Complete IT'S FINISHED!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Darkest Hour by Allura99 reviews
A demon has captured Kagome. What will be demanded from Kagome? And what will Inuyasha have to give up for her safe return?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,248 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Titanic Attacks! by Bohemian Anne reviews
Totally random parody. Titanic fanfic, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, political humor.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Complete
A Slave to No One by cindygirl reviews
[COMPLETED]He was free to roam the land. He did as he pleased until one day they captured him. He was taken and beaten to the point of almost dying. They wanted him to submit, but he would be a slave to no one. He had almost given up hope when she came an
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 293,662 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Once Upon An Eternity by SpotsLuNa reviews
A fairy tale set in the middle ages, a prince escapes his palace to avoid an arranged marriage. Disguising himself as Spot, the peasant, he is set for an adventure he would hever forget.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,118 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2000
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Playlist Labyrinth reviews
A bunch of songs that have been Labyrinthified. Because Get Lucky and Call Me Maybe just weren't funny enough the first time around. Several altered-lyric songs written to make you laugh.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/18 - Complete
House Calls From The Doctor reviews
David Tennant has had an accident and thinks he's the Doctor! The only person who can help him now is a college-age fangirl who has no idea what the heck is going on, and no idea why her favorite actor is standing on her porch.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Hungry Heart reviews
Ghoul hasn't been himself lately, and Hurricane Bunny just wants to make him feel better. Beware, motorbabies, it gets a little risque. Oneshot. MCR Killjoy-verse. Danger Days!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Complete
Cake and Champagne reviews
Emmett knows exactly how to make up for stupid things, and Bay knows exactly how to forgive him. Slightly AU Bemmett oneshot.
Switched at Birth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Emmett B., Bay K. - Complete
The Ghost of You reviews
Of all the things to find on the Harvard campus, he was not one of them. But for some reason, Dani wasn't going to argue with Fate. Not this time.
Hocus Pocus - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Dani D., Thackery B./Binx - Complete
A Tale of More Woe reviews
Bay spends a month at Silver Lake Fine Arts Camp to improve her painting skills, but ends up having more fun in her Shakespeare Studies class with the handsome Emmett. Will the story they're acting out reflect their lives and blossoming romance, or will Bay and Emmett be able to overcome all obstacles and prove that not all star-crossed lovers are doomed to failure? AU Bemmett
Switched at Birth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,213 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Emmett B., Bay K. - Complete
Velvet and Newspaper reviews
An almost-smut OC/OC oneshot that I wrote merely out of boredom. Review, don't review, read because you like fluff and cuteness and oddly sex-scene-free one-night stands with attractive newsies... This is kind of just me building on Firefly's story.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Complete
Somewhere in Neverland reviews
Life at Roger Heights high school is about to get a lot more interesting now that the notorious bad-boy, Peter Pan, is going out with the hottest girl in school, Kelsey. And why is he suddenly so determined to be friends with the quiet, poetic Wendy? Things aren't exactly what the seem. AU
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,594 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
The Sign for Glass Slipper reviews
A long time ago in the Kingdom of Carlton, an orphaned girl was forced to live with a family that abused her. She cleaned for them, cooked, and grew up to be beautiful...but she was different. She was hearing. A hearing girl would never be able to capture the heart of the deaf Crown Prince, Emmett. But will true love be able to conquer all? It usually does. AU Emmett/Bay
Switched at Birth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Emmett B., Bay K. - Complete
The Best Show Ever reviews
And I cried all night to the best show ever! A parody of One Direction's Best Song Ever all about how addicted to Switched at Birth I've become and how important OTPs are. It's just a funny, silly song about being a fangirl. Please read and laugh and enjoy!
Switched at Birth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Complete
The Friendzone Song reviews
My parody lyrics of Friend Like Me from Aladdin. A little song about putting guys in the friendzone. Because...well, because all girls do it whether we admit it or not. I feel bad for my little friendzoned buddies so I wrote this song for them.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Complete
According to Ru reviews
A parody of According to You by Orianthi. I see some funny and interesting things in this fandom and figured that a writer who was new and unaccustomed would freak out a little. Which they usually do. So these are the parody lyrics from an Inuyasha purist complaining that not everything is Rumiko Takahashi's canon. Please enjoy, laugh, and maybe sing along.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
A Norse God Sleeps on My Couch reviews
Loki is punished by being sent to Midgard. The twist? He's living with two fangirls! Enjoy Loki from a different perspective as he hoards rootbeer, makes messes, discovers our 'alien technology' and gets into a little trouble. Featuring the Avengers, Nick Fury, and the God of Mischief himself!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,267 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Loki - Complete
Stained Glass reviews
He knew it now like he had known it then, Hook had merely reminded him. And he wondered if he'd ever have another happy thought. Oneshot.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Wendy D., Captain Hook, Peter Pan - Complete
Prime Directive: Exterminate reviews
Keep running. Always running. Always moving forward; because when you're surrounded from behind forward is the only way to go. The Fabulous Killjoys are back and ready to take on some new challenges alongside their friends from the Zones. BLI is back and worse than ever, their directive? Exterminate the rebels at all costs. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013
Disney Princess Call Me Maybe reviews
The Disney Princesses rant about their cheesy plots via Call Me Maybe. Read for some serious laughs.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Complete
My Heart No Longer Needs to Go On reviews
Because Mia and Jane took the Professor's invention and fixed the ending of Titanic! Thank goodness, because Jack is an idiot. Just a oneshot I wrote for laughs. Read if you enjoy parodies and warm happy feelings.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
The One Ring reviews
We've got the One Ring! A One Direction parody of One Thing that just might have you singing along. Just for fun and to amuse, enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Frodo B. - Complete
What Tomorrow Brings reviews
I'll tell you all how the story ends, where the good guys die and the bad guys win. One last attempt to save what tomorrow brings. Drabblish/Oneshot Killjoy-verse MCR
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Complete
I'm Your Fangirl reviews
Bendict's fangirls take a stand in song using Call Me Maybe to express their deep love for him and his show. Try not to sing along...I dare you.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Complete
TARDIS Style reviews
Hey sexy Time Lord! Read and sing (or most likely laugh) along to the Doctor Who version of the popular song Gangnam Style. Because who doesn't love KPOP and British culture mixing? WARNING: Spoilers for seasons four through six.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Complete
You and Me Forever
"You and me are gonna be together forever, right Doctor?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/9/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Call Who Maybe? reviews
Doctor Who lovingly adapted into Carly Rae Jepson's "Call Me Maybe" in a song you won't stop singing no matter how hard you try or how many worlds you travel to. Just a fun little parody I created. Read, maybe sing along, and laugh.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Me, Tragic? reviews
The sad story of how people have to move on, and how no matter how much you love someone...it's all just an adventure in the end. ONESHOT
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Peter Pan - Complete
Peter Broke In reviews
Peter is here! And he's looking just as good as ever.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Peter Pan - Complete
Bittersweet Sixteen reviews
A heartfelt letter that I wrote to the boy who will always be my childhood friend. I'm leaving a copy of it in my window for you, Peter. Every word is true.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Peter Pan - Complete
You're So High! reviews
A very awkward parody of You Can Fly, a song in the first Disney rendition of Peter Pan. I hope that you guys can appreciate my humor. Please drop a review for a fellow lost child. It's actually pretty funny. Some Wendy bashing and Twilight references. Peter is crazy.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Complete
Loki Obsession: The Musical reviews
Wicked's "What Is This Feeling?" Now with new Loki-related lyrics! Yay for yet ANOTHER parody. I'm on a roll.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Loki - Complete
I Want Your Body reviews
A rather comical combination of Call Me Maybe that irritatingly catchy and repetitive song and the Norse God of Thunder because those abs and his flowing locks are pretty irresistible . WARNING: author is not responsible for any sore abdomens or cheeks due to laughter or giggling fits. Read and fall in love at your own risk.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Thor - Complete
We R Who We R: The Killjoys reviews
Ke ha's "We R Who We R" parody lyrics for the MCR Killjoy-verse fandom. May you laugh and enjoy my wonky lyrical remix.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Complete
Defenses Down reviews
Party and Korse, all alone, no weapons, and no gas. What's going to happen? NO SLASH!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
Something There BLI Edition reviews
"There may be something there that was just drugs before!" N3ON Dynamite/Korse pairing. Really funny edited lyrics from Beauty and the Beast. CHALLENGE FOR OTHER AUTHORS INCLUDED, PLEASE READ/REVIEW/PARTICIPATE!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
The Knights of the Coffee Table Ride Again Again reviews
This time, the knights are up against pop's most dangerous gang: The Glitter Gang. Careful, The Lady Gaga might just sing you to death! Third installment.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Complete
Poor Casting reviews
Mel and her boyfriend, Kieran, have had some really bad luck in the casting of I Never Saw Another Butterfly...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
Do I Have The Guts To Say reviews
I loved Spot. But apparently that just wasn't enough for him.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Spot C. - Complete
Misadventures Of A Mary Sue reviews
The stereotypes we authors have become so used to are finally parodied. Tokio Hotel, MCR, Newsies and several other all-too-obvious screw-ups we've chosen to ignore. It's pretty funny, so please review!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
Sparkling Like Bowie reviews
Jareth, the Goblin King, senses a disturbance in the Glitter! It's time to confront the wannabe who's stealing his sparkles! Read if you want to laugh! drabble-ish
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Jareth - Complete
My What Now? reviews
Gerard Way and Frank Iero's thoughts on My Immortal, the worst fanfiction ever written. Let's just hope that they make it out alive... Drabble!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Complete
This Tragic Affair reviews
Gerard is in the Mafia, his next assignment? Assassinate the only son of his greatest enemies, the Ieros. On the flip side, what happens when Frank meets a charmingly dangerous girl? Can she protect him? MCR is in the Mafia!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Complete
The New Jersey Incident reviews
When Tristin makes a random wish, she and her friend end up in New Jersey...In front of the Way household! What other MCR-related randomness ensues? Round Robin-Crackfic! Please Read and Review if you want to laugh!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
Sing It Out reviews
I ran away from Battery City. What comes next? Killjoys, rescue missions, brainwashing, more rescue missions, friendships, romances, confusion, family, mistaken identities, and a Trans Am.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,784 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
Exactly As We Say reviews
Sequel to: The Wrong Way! What happens when Mikey wakes up? Gerard has a panic attack...and they have pie.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Roadside Attraction reviews
Killjoy romance ensues when Deadly Havoc discovers an injured girl on the side of the road. A oneshot written for my friend Ignorant Chaos. Based on: Danger Days by My Chemical Romance
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete