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The Red Widow by The Noble Rot reviews
Before they went megaton, before they laid waste, before they brought down the fire upon the heads of a room full of FBI agents in a second-rate casino in Vegas and wiped out over half of them, before they fell one by one in a blaze of glory...they lived.
Smokin' Aces - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,109 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 3/29/2011
Van Helsing's Sister, Dracula's Bride by Secretly-A-Fangirl reviews
A third person goes with Van Helsing and Carl to fight Dracula, who develops an obsession with her after he learns of her killing one of his brides. Slight AU, Carl/OC, REVISED!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,777 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - [Carl, OC, Dracula] Van Helsing - Complete
Rebirth by GreenWood Elf reviews
Audrey didn't really believe in guardian angels. The angels, however, really believed in her. Gabriel/OC.
Legion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,601 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Audrey A., Gabriel - Complete
The Rewrite: When Love Intervenes by With This Naked Truth reviews
A love affair surrounding Lily Eden, the only hope humanity has left for salvation and her own, personal guardian angel, Michael. As the right hand of God himself, can he do what's right for both her and the world they've been tasked to save? Can a woman with no guidance carry the weight of the world? Rated M for language, violence and mature themes. Enjoy from Lady Elle :
Legion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,484 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Michael - Complete
Cross by GreenWood Elf reviews
It was not the life she chose, but the one they chose for her.
Priest - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,485 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Complete
Ghosts of Babylon by The Noble Rot reviews
Audrey didn't die in the crash. Bleeding, suffering immense pain but still alive, the young girl is pulled from the wreckage by one just as injured as she is, though he wears his wounds on the inside. Their relationship will threaten to destroy them both.
Legion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,656 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Gabriel, Audrey A.
The First Tremor Christmas by The Noble Rot reviews
Lester Tremor tells his big brother Darwin about one very special Christmas memory over beers on a December night in town.
Smokin' Aces - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
Absolution by GreenWood Elf reviews
Mortally wounded, Gabriel finds himself alone in the Mojave Desert. And in his hour of need, he learns, as his brother Michael before him, that the kindness of humans has not yet been exhausted.
Legion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 147,266 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Gabriel, Michael - Complete
Making Fun of An Old Cyborg by yuni30 reviews
A series of drabbles through TP regarding Silver being annoyed by me. Hehehehe! It's like 101 Ways to Annoy Voldermort TP style without the romance factor! XD
Treasure Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,302 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Long John silver
What If? by Andi-1990 reviews
What if Hellboy WAS the High Lord of Hell? What if he had only a certain amount of time to chose a mate and he spotted our very own John Myers? What if there were condidtions that John was chosen? Read and see! AU!
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,257 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Hellboy, John Myers
Disabled Clockwork by AnomalousWriter reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow steals a sacred pocket watch from an old friend. The device unexpectedly throws him into the future. No sooner or later, he is taken to P.P.T.H. Hospital in critical condition. Leaving Dr. Gregory House to solve his case. – M/M
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,048 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, G. House
Caroline Marston by MegiieSue reviews
All we were told about John's Daughter was that she was deceased. Pretty vague, right? Well behind that boring explanation was a girl, an innocent child who was subjected to the Outlaw life of her parents. This is her story...
Red Dead Redemption - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,396 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010
The Marauders Hangover by Cloudbird4 reviews
James' stag party has gone horribly wrong. They can't remember a goddamn thing and they can't find James.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hangover - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2011
Van Helsing Parody! by cubanagurl reviews
Hmmm...what do you get when you have a monster hunter,a corset babe,Frankenstein's monster,wolfmen,Dracula,brides,A friar,and a very insane writter...A PARODY!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,515 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
She'll Never Know by Disappearing Boy reviews
While searching for Horcruxes, exhaustion overtakes Hermione Granger. And Harry Potter is there to take advantage. Set during Deathly Hallows. Rated M for sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What To Name Your Baby Demon Hellspawn by vifetoile89 reviews
Post "Golden Army." In the parking lot of a Baskin-Robbins, Abe, Liz, John, and, of course, Hellboy debate what to name the impending youngsters. One-shot, genfic, light and fluffy.
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - John Myers, Liz S. - Complete
Twilighting the Eclisped New Moon by Panda's-Need-Love-Too reviews
This is a crack ficm read at your own risk, my sister and I wrote this and i dont know what we were smoking but it must have been good
Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Something Like Home by vifetoile89 reviews
When Liz calls John Myers out of the blue, he realizes he's got to find someplace between heaven and hell to house a very strange and quickly growing family. A man-to-man talk with Hellboy will test anyone's mettle. One-shot. Film continuity.
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hellboy, John Myers - Complete
Lifted Unto the Light by J. Maria reviews
When the battle is done, what happens to those left behind in the wreckage?
Legion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Audrey A., Gabriel - Complete
The Science of Memory by xx.trelane reviews
AU. Little John recalls his childhood-and his closest friend; he returns to his childhood home and meets her years later. Nothing is the same.
Robin Hood, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Little John
The Project Planner by teshara reviews
When Dr. Sheldon Cooper is asked to help on a secret project he's in for more than a few surprises.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 141 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Hermione G., Sheldon C. - Complete
And Then It Went Snap by XxContagiouslyEmotionalxX reviews
The beer and steak scene rewritten. CRACK
Legion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Bob H.
The memory of Treasure Planet by Jimhawkinslover11 reviews
It's a sequal of the movie Treasure Planet with new characters, and the young Jim Hawkins finds love, this story has mild language and mild sexual contact I do not own Treasure Planet
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 28,588 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Jim Hawkins - Complete
iGoToHogwarts by The QAS reviews
Who really was Sam's father?
Crossover - Harry Potter & iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Draco M., Sam P.
Wang and Wong by SandwichesHinderProgress reviews
Data's great-uncle Short Round comes for a visit. The Goonies tell him the story of their quest and he tells them his own story. I wrote this story to coincide with the 25th anniversary of The Goonies. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Indiana Jones & Goonies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Data - Complete
You've been Bitten by Kaki Enirtle reviews
Dracula is hungry. His "date" loves vampires. May contain some Twi-bash. Don't be offended. T for language and theme. one shot
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
Dracula Vs the Sparkly Fairy by Virtuous Vampire reviews
Dracula's not so kind reaction to 'Twilight' and it's author. Now with CH.3 where the hunter and the friar hatch a deadly scheme! R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Dracula, Van Helsing - Complete
The Hofstadter Gaunt Duality by weasleytook reviews
Lord Voldemort pays Leonard a visit in the middle of the night to discuss a few things. Blame this crack on someone else. I just wrote it. LOL.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Voldemort, Leonard H. - Complete
Free Haircut? by Implied Complications reviews
Three men. One elevator. What happends when the contraption breaks? Edward Scissorhands x Harry Potter x Sweeney Todd crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Journey to Pandora by ChrstnWrtr reviews
A Harry Potter/Avatar fanfic. Harry, Ron, and Hermione go to Pandora to find a rare plant that would cure Ginny Weasley's illness. NOTE: I do not own the characters to "Avatar" or "Harry Potter."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
The Betrothal by Jane Colfer reviews
Betrothed to Nuada before birth... promised to Pan at birth... Moanna is trapped beteen two fiance's... who will she choose? NuadaxMoannaxPan NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED! I ONLY OWN MY IMAGINATION!
Crossover - Hellboy & Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Prince Nuada
Taught Right by Jessesgirl1549 reviews
Hellboy knows he can trust his daughter. He knows because they've taught her right. Hellboy/Liz parent drabble.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hellboy, Liz S. - Complete
The Final Seal by Ty3 reviews
Crossover. Dean and Sam discover the final seal that will set Lucifer free. Now they just have to figure out how to stop it from happening. Set after Sex and Violence 4.14 .
Crossover - Hellboy & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,519 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009
John Silver goes to NCIS by RM-Keyblade-Mistress reviews
After leaving the RLS Legacy, Silver goes to a New world to have a job to help him set things strait in life.
Crossover - Treasure Planet & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009
The Boy by story2myth reviews
Story of Ofelia's younger brother, during his times growing up.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009
Nazi Zombies by Xandrya reviews
Silly little one-shot. Abe, Hellboy, and Johann share a dude moment while playing Call of Duty: World at War.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Abe S., Hellboy - Complete
Circles by The Creatress reviews
COMPLETE! During her first year, Ginny did something, and it's been haunting her for the past six years. She has something of Voldemort's, something that Hermione has helped her hide, but what happens when Voldemort comes back to claim what is his?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,593 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Voldemort, Ginny W. - Complete
Olympian Wings by GuenVanHelsing reviews
One minute fighting a hellhound, the next falling several hundred feet in the air. Van Helsing has been transported to modern-day New York, to help Percy Jackson rescue Nico from the clutches of Kronos.
Crossover - Van Helsing & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Van Helsing - Complete
Dracula Meets Achmed the Dead Terrorist by Bobby Rae reviews
Based on Jeff Dunham's 'Spark of Insanity' and VH, can get a little iffy on religion, so if you're easily offended, don't read this. intended one-shot, but I'll consider writing more if the need to comes up- that means REVIEW people!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
I've Learned Not To Buy Gas by mickey-anya reviews
Don't Give Away The Beggining, Don't Give Away The Ending.... Mina and Alexei are sisters and are old freinds of Sam and Dean's, somthing to do with the brothers buying the sisters gas. sam falls for mina, dean for alexei and in the end
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Ghost Wolf by redheadvampiress reviews
Van Helsing, XMen, LXG crossover. If you think you know the story of Van Helsing, think again! Same plot as the movie, but like you've never seen it before! MinaXJekyll, AnnaXVan Helsing, Kurt WagnerXOC. Complete.
Crossover - Van Helsing & League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,641 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Hollow by DarkEscapade reviews
A Harry Potter and Van Helsing Crossover. Trailer on Youtube. Username: DeadlyElegance. Summary inside. Rated T. Eventual DraculaHermione-COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 54,940 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Hermione G., Dracula - Complete
From the Past by jedimasterstar reviews
Set a year after TMR. An ancient cult is trying to resurrect Imhotep. The O'Connells race to stop them but must rely on a person from Rick's past to help them. Crossover with Van Helsing and Troy.
Crossover - Mummy & Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,109 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - OíConnell, R. - Complete
A Face in the Crowd by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
Skinner is cured of his invisibility, but when a mysterious new foe threatens the League, he must make a choice between the life he wanted, or the family he received...
LXG - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,977 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Skinner - Complete
The One Where They Help Save the World by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
When a scheme to kill the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen goes wrong, they are transported into the future, where they must work with six New Yorkers to save the world from a time-travelling madman with a century-old grudge against the League
Crossover - Friends & LXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,015 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Complete
Skynet Spreads by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
The League are contacted by a mysterious man from the future, who warns them that a machine from a dark alternate future is after them...
Crossover - Terminator & LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Complete