Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
WARNING: The Following and alot after is very sad and very true, try not to cry
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile
girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste this into your profile
Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
So, Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...
it ok to cry
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost. And for everyone who never got the chance to say "goodbye" ~No author given.
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse... help stop it!
In Remembrance to Severus Snape
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother
with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right
In Remembrance to Dobby
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin
the last real Marauderer
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks
who died for ‘the greater good’
and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too
In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange
because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra
She deserved everything she got and more
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey
who we really didn’t know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry
In Remembrance of Hedwig
Harry actual first friend
who lived and died SOARING
Conversation I had with my best friends
Justice:I just ate a taco
Me:I want a taco salad
Justice:You look like a taco salad
Me:You do too
Me:Shut up I couldn't think of anything else
Me:I can go to jail for attempted murder right
Me:Okay just askin
Me:No bodily harm right
Me:If I beat the person to the brink of them being in a coma i still get in trouble right
Me:What if I posion her
Me:So i can't do anything
I was talking about my cousin, she was really getting on my nerves when she was down here, she called 911 on her cell phone for no reason just to see if voice command work and they came to my house.
Things I am not to do at Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not attack my fellow classmates
51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
My Answer: lake
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
My Answer:Will Solace
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
My Answer: EVERYONE
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
My Answer: RACHEL MWAHAHAHAH
5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
My Answer: All
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?
My Answer: PERCY
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
My Answer: Besides Apollo Posiedon
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
My Answer: Hug him
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
My Answer: Thalia
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
My Answer: My bestfriend
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
My Answer: IDK I have to think about that! LOL jp, now if Apollo asked, then that would be a YES and when can we start
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
My Answer: Percy and Annabeth
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
My Answer: I annoy them like hell saying I want more ice cream
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
My Answer: SPENDING TIME WITH MY DEMIGODS BESTIES
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
"Maybe I kick you in your soft spot and make you sing saprano for a week"--Percy, TLT
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
My Answer:When Percy was describing the Miontaur and when he 'almost' killed Rachel
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
My Answer: when he is tired from using his powers at the River Styx and goes "Wake me up later," and When he called Mr. D the wine dude
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
My Answer: When Posideon was talking about Zeus should be the god of theater
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
My Answer: When he wasted his tin cans
20. Favorite Random Moment?
My Answer: the dam thing in titans curse and when rachel hits kronos with a plastic hairbrush
20 Percy Jackson Questions
1) Percabeth or Prachel? hmm... i don't really like rachel so Percabeth
2) Favorite guy character? Nico DI ANGELO
3) Favorite girl character? Thalia Grace
4) Favorite god? APOLLO
5) Favorite goddess? ATHENA
6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? IM NOT SAYING SOMETHING BAD MIGHT HAPPEN...
7) Is Luke hot? uh no.
8) Would you join the hunters? YA IF I HAD TOO
9) Archery or sword fighting? Both
10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messsaging
11) Favorite minor god/goddess? hmm... Hestia
12) Favorite book? Anything with Blackjack in it
13) Least favorite? The Titans Curse, I cried when Zoe died even when I didn't like her in the beginning
14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? YEAR ROUND
15) Favorite couple? PERCABETH, Sally and Posiedon
16) Are you a demi-god? WOULD I BE ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS IF I WASNT
17) Who would be your parent? POSEIDON because I would want to marry Apollo
18) Favorite minor character? Thalia
19) Ethan or Luke? NO COMMENT
20) Favorite monsters? empousa
add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
Red = loud
Green = stupid
None = freaky
Fuzzy = gorgeous
Yellow = innocent
Purple = a little too happy
Black = emo
Stripes = funny
Gray = skanky
Pink = preppy
Light blue = sweaty
Other = hot
White = sexy
What kind of pants are you wearing?
Shorts = cutie
Skirt/skort = skank
Corduroy = faggot homosexual
Tight jeans = scene kid
Ripped jeans = emo
Cammo = cage fighter
Jeans = prep
Pajamas = pimp
Cargo = clown
Sweats = athlete
Boxers = brat
Booty shorts = female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = hoe
Dickies = weirdo
Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
Other = sex addict
What is your natural hair color?
Brown = that every one wants to make out with
Blonde = with a hot boyfriend
Black = with a sexy smile
Dark brown =with a broken heart
Red = that likes to have fun
Auburn = who loves to be different
Dirty blonde= with a nice ass
Bald = with herpes
Pick the month you were born on:
1 = who ate
2 = who needed
3 = who killed
4 = who shot
5 = who killed
6 = who smoked with
7 = who banged
x 8 = who ran shirtless with
9 = who got stabbed horribly by
10 = who cuddled with
11 = who slept with
12 = who ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
01 = the kool-aid man
02 = a dog
03 = a shoe
04 = a toothbrush
05 = Santa Claus
06 = The Trojan man
07 = Barney the dinosaur
08 = a prostitute
09 = a porn star
10 = a bag of weed
11 = my lover
12 = a glass of milk
13 = a horse
14 = a lesbian
15 = a stripper
16 = a pickle
17 = a jew
18 = a homo
19 = an orange
20 = my mom
21 = a homeless guy
22 = a whore
23 = my crush
24 = an easter egg
25 = a jar of honey
26 = a condom
27 = a bowl of cereal
28 = a french fry
29 = your dealer
30 = Paris Hilton
31 = your grandma
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
White = because I love marijuana
Black = because im sexy as hell
Pink = Because the lil people told me to
Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots = because I hate my life
Purple = because I'm gay
Gray = because I got dared
Other = because that's how I roll
Green = because I'm good in bed
Orange = because I smoke crack
Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown = because I had to
Shirtless = because I've got abs
SO I'm a innocent cutie with a sexy smile who killed my lover because I'm good in bed. (LOL that was weird)
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or Emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (WTF is this even HERE for?)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I don't want lesbians to GO TO HELL, but I'm NOT one!)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. (I do swear, go ahead, call me screwed up.)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (If you're racist, I suggest you play, "Spoons", FOR REAL!)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I must have a STEREOTYPE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, soI MUST be a NERD.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS
If your a DemiGod Copy this to your profile and sign your name
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1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic? Do you want to?
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Artemis. I'm a girl so no
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Hermes/Apollo. Cant happen
4. Can you recall any fanfics about 9?
Yes, they're okay
5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Hera and Sally. No they dont roll that way
6. Five/nine or Five/ Ten?
Nico/Poseidon or Nico/Grover. None
7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 making out?
What would happen if Thalia walked in on Hera and Hermes making out? Video tape it and show it to everyone or use it as blackmail
8. Make up a title for a three/ten fanfic.
Percy/Grover. The never ending friendship of Perover
9. Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Annabeth/Apollo. Not that I know of
10. Suggest a summery for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Thalia/Hermes. Thalia had confessed her love for Apollo only to be rejected in the end. She runs into Hermes by the lake at Camp who lets her cry on his shoulders. Telling her he be there for her like she was for Luke in the beginning
11. If you wrote a songfic about 8 what would it be?
Apollo. I dont know, probably
12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be
Annabeth/Sally/Hermes. Slight weirdness that ends with blue cookies
13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
14. 1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3, while 13 watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie!
Annabeth and Poseidon are in a happy relationship until poseidon runs off with Artemis. Annabeth, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Silena and a brief unhappy affair with hermes, then follows the wise advice of Nico and finds true love with Percy, while Rachel watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie!
List 12 of your favourite characters from whichever story you like (You can mix and match)in any order.
1) Harry Potter
2) Annabeth Chase
3) Draco Malfoy
4) Ron Weasley
5) Percy Jackson
6) Connor Stoll
7) Thalia Grace
8) Hermione Granger
9) Neville Longbottom
11) Nico di Angelo
12) George Weasley
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ron Weasley? A little
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
George gets Hermione pregnant. I think Ron will seriously injure his brother
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Not really, though i bet there are some real amazing ones!
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Annabeth/Connor. No, he probably be half way dead by now
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Percy/Neville or Percy/Horus. Neither that is wow. As friends yes
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
Thalia walked in on Annabeth and George making out. I think she be shock at first then kick George butt then yell at Annabeth
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Draco/Horus. Malfoy gets on the wrong side of a Egyptian god. Now Malfoy is missing and no one knows what happen.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Harry and Hermione? THERES TONS!!!
13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Harry/Connor/George. You may pee your pants while reading this that's how funny it its.
100 things about me
. : START : .
1. Name: Katya
2. Middle Name: Jasmine
3. State: New Jersey
4. Place of Birth: Not sayin.
5 Male or Female: Female
6. Hometown: Someplace in Florida
7. Bus: Nope, got a car
8. School: PHS (Not giving fulll name)
9. Occupation: babysitter
10. Initials: K.J.T.
11. Screen Name:apollogoddessweasley
.. Your Appearance : .
12. Hair Color: Dyed a royal blue with white streaks
13. Hair Length: Long to the top of my waist
14. Eye color: Hazel
15. Best Feature: I guess my Smile and my dimples
16. Height: 4'9
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?: no
19. Freckles?: no
20. Diploma?: No, next week I will
. : Your Firsts : .
21. First kiss: When I was 15 with my boyfriend at the time
22. First best friends: Kapree
23. First Award: Student of the month
24. First Sport You Joined: Track, cheerleading, gymnastics
25. First thing you did today:Fall on the floor
26. First Real vacation: To Disney World
27. First thing you said today: Alot of curses when I felled
28. First Love:Erik, when I was 10
. : Favorites : .
29. Movie: Love and Basketball
30. TV Show:Secret life of a American Teenager and Pretty Little Liars
31. Color: Purple
32. Rapper: EMINEM!! :D
33. Place to get groceries: Walmart and Sams club
34. Food: Icecream and pizza
35. Season: Winter/Summer
36. Candy: Swedish fish
37. Sports: Track and gymnastics
38. Restaurant: Olive Garden and Five Guys
39. Friend: Kapree
40. Store: Wet Seal
41. School Subject: History
42. Animal: Lynx
43. Book: PJO series, HP series, VA series, Fever Series, Fablehaven Series
44. Magazine: Cosmopolitian
. : Currently : .
45.Doing before you started this survey:Playing with my little brother
46. Feeling: Bored
47. Wearing: A dress
48. Crying about: Nothinggg
49. Eating: lollipop
50. Drinking:Orange Juice
51. Dreaming: I wasn't asleep..
52. Typing: The answers to this survey.
53. Listening To: Man down by Rihanna
54. Thinking about: Kind of illegal but it involves Hugh Jackman and Shia Labiof along with some baby oil and rope
55. Wanting: For the new transformer 3 to come out
56. Watching: My brother dancing
. : Future : .
57. Where do you see yourself in 5 years: Graduating :D
58. Kids: 1-2
59. Want to be Married: to someone sweet and nice and caring(:
60. Career in Mind:Techer
. : Which is Better with the Opposite Sex :
61. Sport: football or wrestling or track
62. Shirt: None but if he haves to it doesnt matter
63. Hair color: Dont matter
64. Hair length:I like long hair
65. Eye color: Dont matter
66. Measurements: Uhhh
67. Cute or sexy: Either
68. Lips or Eyes: Both
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70.Tall or short:not tall enough where I can barely touch the top of his head.
71. Easygoing or serious: In between.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Wichever
73. Good or Bad: Both
74. Sensitive or Loud:Both
76. Harley or Crotch Rocket: Either
77. Two or One: ?
. : Have You Ever : .
78. Kissed a STRANGER: No
79. Had major surgery: yes
80. Gone commando: No
81. Ran Away From Home: no
82. Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: yes
84. Been on a cruise: yes
85. Broken Someone's Heart: no
86. Dumped someone: Yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yes
88. Cried At School: Yes
. : Do You Believe In :
89. God: Yes
90. Miracles: Yes
91. Love at First Sight: Yes
92. Ghosts: Yes
93. Aliens: kinda
94. Soul Mates: Yes
95. Heaven: Yes
96. Hell: yes.
97. Answered prayers: Yes
98. Kissing on The First Date: Sometimes
99. horoscopes: sometimes
. : Answer Truthfully :
100. Is there someone you wish you had?: Yes, but he's way older and I dont think he leave his wife (Hugh jackman)
NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS: The bold words are actually things I have done.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! (Well, not in those words exactly)
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:
1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
4) You know which pages the good parts are on. (Neon blue sticky notes, for Poseidon of course!)
5) You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
6) You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon, yeah)
9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
10) You have a plan to get out of school early on October 12 so you can buy The Last Hero, read it, and still have time to do your homework.(And then have time to finish it that day.)
11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.(totally!)
12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. (I take notes...)
13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Sadly yes)
16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (And I made the cookies! They taste better blue...)
17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJATO?”
19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
21) You dream about PJO every night. (Yes)
22) You curse a god/goddess a lot
23) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room (More than one and three tee shitrs! And a mirrior I made of the Last Olympian Cover!)
24) You know PJO better then most sane people (I can quote)
25) You have links to every great PJO site (Fan sites included)
26) You add things to the list every day (Or week, or minute)
27) You know what you would do if you were Percy.
28) You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(totally)
31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood(wanted to do that)
32) Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'(sooooo did that)
33) You are trying to learn Greek!
34) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (All summer)
35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
36) You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes
37) You have an instant crush on Percy. (I luvz you Percy!!!)
38) You just have to research more about greek mythology.
39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT
40) You yell at Percy for being such an idiot some times.
41) You are always thinking of PJO