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Author has written 6 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Transformers.

Well, there isn't much here... and I doubt there's going to be much, but feel free to point and laugh at the junk I call my writing.

You want to know who I am?

I'm female, old enough to know better, young enough to not give a $#!, and very, VERY bored... a bad combination... XP

A Big thanks goes out to crescent-moon-demon for being my beta.


Edit Aug 17 2012: Well... I'm not dead, nor have I abandoned anything... but I have been extremely busy lately. I have also had a case of writers block from the stress.

Anything new will likely be posted to my Dreamwidth Journal, as I have no time to update multiple sites anymore.

If you were stalking my Livejournal Journal, I'm sorry. I will not be updating it anymore. All the glitches and eternally loading pages finally drove me up the wall far enough to call it quits.

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Harry Potter and the Wait, Scratch That by jobob reviews
what if Harry Potter had been born a girl? Would the Dursleys have treated him differently? Would he have the same friends? Would he be in the same house? Now starting 6th year!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 352,986 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Harry P.
Things We Don't Tell Humans by Sinead Rivka reviews
This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? Gradual AU
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 353,987 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sam W., Jazz, Optimus Prime, Megatron
Sorcery, UNITed, Independence, Space by Tangerine-Alert reviews
Post-OotP, Harry decides to leave his relatives to ready himself for Voldemort, something Dumbledore seems unwilling to do. He meets a Brigadier and quickly finds Earth is not alone. Not Horcrux compliant. (Written Post-OotP) ARCHIVED-Errors/issues won't be fixed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 213,846 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Brigadier, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,371 - Reviews: 3919 - Favs: 6,355 - Follows: 7,118 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Change by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Miles Lancaster, the ex-bestie of Sam? After finding a damaged Barricade everything changes for the young teen. Barricade learns what it means to really be alive from a fleshy of all things, gaining these horrible things called feelings. A Sparkling, Cons joining the Bots, and more. hinted mech/human, then mech/human near the end. Basically finished, sequel planned. Will be edited.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 192,478 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Barricade, Miles L. - Complete
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3671 - Favs: 6,491 - Follows: 7,052 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 4,569 - Follows: 5,533 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Love In Black And White Challenges by Thalanee reviews
Stories inspired by the annual challenges of the lj-commmunity "Love Is Black And White", a JazzxProwl community. Read and enjoy! New: Jazz is going to show Prowl the various meanings of a kiss.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,302 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8988 - Favs: 17,488 - Follows: 11,318 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga reviews
She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 428,287 - Reviews: 4475 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime
By Crescent Light by Kathrine reviews
G1, crack. Talking mascots, pretty skirts and sparkles abound: Prowl and the Pretty Sailor-Suited Autobots are here to protect and serve. Earth will never be the same. Just stay right there and we'll show you!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 44,122 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Praxian Mating Rituals by Molten-Ashes reviews
Jazz is wondering why Prowl keeps presenting him with shiny objects...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Wondering Plot Bunnies by MyNameIsJag reviews
Random drabbles with odd couples thrown in, what happens when I get an idea but too lazy to write it all out fully. Wanna adopt a bunny? Ch.33 Optimus/Ratchet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 48,975 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011
The Founders Riddle by Drake Dune reviews
AU- after 3rd year. Harry becomes Closer to Sirius after helping him escape from the Ministry. and In the Process learns many things about his inheritance and Family. He also gets Closer to a long time Friend. H/Hr/DG. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,921 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5261 - Favs: 5,259 - Follows: 5,810 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
When Life Turns Upside Down by Corona 1 reviews
Movieverse Lyn Xanders, a paramedic in Mission City, has her life turned on its head one fateful morning on her way to work. Rated T for violence. RatchetXOC some OOCness in some chapters. RnR, please? rating subject to change.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,863 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Ratchet
The Witches' Conspiracy by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Four women are disgusted with the disinterest Dumbledore shows regarding the upbringing and happiness of Harry Potter. Well if wizards won't do anything to help the boy, the witches will. And they will succeed with their conspiracy. No bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,643 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Silver Car from the Auto Scrap Yard by TakEnet reviews
Jazz's broken body was put back together into his alt form. The wrecked silver car was accidentally hauled to a scrap yard, where an unwitting Harry Potter took it & restored it to working order, and with a little bit of magic, Jazz's Spark was revived...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,753 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Harry P., Jazz
You Have Found a Home by Cairistona reviews
When Auri came to earth, she didn't expect Cons, rules or liaisons, or how different life would be, but neither did she expect the friends she would find, the fun she would have, & the family she'd gain.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 88 - Words: 397,919 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Ironhide, Chromia, Elita-1, Optimus Prime - Complete
A Wing and a Prayer by Atalan reviews
G1: The problem with falling in love with an Aerialbot is that his brothers are part of the deal. The problem with falling in love with someone with unfinished business is that sometimes the unfinished business is Starscream... Skyfire/Silverbolt
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 179,806 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Silverbolt, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
It's A Game by Thalanee reviews
A collection of JAzzxProwl stories belonging in the same verse as "War Is But A Game" from the September Challenge at the prowlxjazz community. Chapter 3: Want to find out what Jazz will do, if someone touches his Prowl? Pure crack...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,535 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Battle of the Cops by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
What started out as a suggestion turned out to be an all out war. Who knew being a giant alien robot disguised as a cop could be so much fun? Based off hummergrey's fic When nothing else fits
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Barricade
A World Gone Crazy by Thalanee reviews
A collection of drabbles, short stories and arcs, belonging with some written in an AU for the prowlxjazz-challenge. Chapter 2: There's a reason Jazz wanted Prowl to learn about creative ways in self- defense
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Headaches and Heartaches by Coldpaws reviews
2007 Movieverse: Several years after Mission City, the Lennox family decides to expand. Ironhide and the other Autobots experience the trials and tribulations of human pregnancy. Chars: Will/Sarah, Annabelle, Ironhide, various others Romance/Fluff
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,946 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Ironhide, Sara L. - Complete
Not ANOTHER Time Travel Fic? by The Dutchman reviews
A 173 old Harry Potter travels back in time to hopefully undo the mistakes of the past. Will contain Weasley bashing and a manipulative, but not evil Dumbledore. This is AU, but will follow canon, somewhat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,512 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,959 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Science and Fiction by Faecat reviews
When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 146 - Words: 620,683 - Reviews: 3418 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
List of Events Where Wheeljack Lost His Left Hand by Vixen Tail reviews
Ratchet's list of Wheeljack caused mishaps that incurred a loss of the left hand, starting from their youngling days to the time they arrive on Earth. No Wheeljacks were harmed in the making of this fic . . . oh, hell. Who am I kidding? Pure crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,618 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 5,499 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Muddling Through by Rose's.wings reviews
You always hear the stories about being with the Autobots. But what about when the adventure's over? How do you deal with normalcy after? Two girls struggle with happiness as Christmas draws near and the hole left by their friends aches more than ever.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,669 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Bumblebee - Complete
The Things We Do For Love by Thalanee reviews
You are Special Ops. and you're on a mission besides your official one : to capture the spark of the enforcer who arrested you. Too bad he only ever thinks about his job. What's a mech to do? Jazz x Prowl premovie alternate universe
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,026 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Christmas Bow by renegadewriter8 reviews
After waking from stasis a rift started to appear between the two. With Christmas just around the corner, Jazz thinks of a way to close that rift and ease all of Prowl's doubts Prompt: Jazz, why are you wearing a bow there?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Mayhem and Magic by dellykins reviews
A chance meeting and the trouble that ensues. A Series of Short stories mostly starring Luna Lovegood and Hound. More than a bit cracked. :3 And not in Chronological order.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Hound, Luna L.
Some Kinda Monster by BasicallyAnIdiot reviews
The Impala has been keeping secrets. *AU* *Crack*
Crossover - Supernatural & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Complete
Nine Months by sphinx01 reviews
Ratchet embarks on the adventure of his life when he becomes attending physician to a pregnant Carly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,171 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Ratchet, Carly W. - Complete
Road Hazard by lucidscreamer reviews
They stared up at what had, until a moment ago, been a vintage ambulance. "Man, this is the last time I let you talk me into a car show in Mission City, Ray." Allspark meet Ecto-1...
Crossover - Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Complete
A list made by Sam and Epps by LunarLacrimosa reviews
You know you're spending too much time with the Autobots when:
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Halogen by shadowblade-tara reviews
Light comes in many forms. They had forgotten just how playful certain mechs could be, especially with nothing more to weigh them down. Bay-verse AU. Complete, may occasionally be updated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
A love in Black and White anniversary challenges by Atemue reviews
My entries for the P/J group on Lifejournal. Every chapter will be a completed one-shot and because this is for "A love in Black and White" of course every chapter is Prowl/Jazz centric.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,878 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
2011 Prowl and Jazz Anniversary Challenges by optimus prime 007 reviews
A collection of one shots based on a selected prompt for the Anniversary Challenge of Prowl and Jazz. Please enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,540 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 3,766 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
A Bond of Necessity by Sideslip reviews
Second story arc of "Bonds Across Cybertron". Mirage waits for his arranged bonding ceremony which does not turn out how he expects. Story rated M for arranged bond, issues surrounding slavery, and eventual slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,951 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Healer: Do No Harm by Jarakrisafis reviews
Having captured and reprogrammed Ratchet, Megatron thought they were getting a brilliant if snarky medic. He didn't count on the trouble a Decepticon Ratchet could cause...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
You know you're addicted to humans when by hummergrey reviews
Ch 6 - Toy figures and a black armored warrior. Transformers guard and protect humans but what happens when they become addicted to them? Or their ways? Join the fun as they learn and exist. Normal canon pairings. Movie verse and G1. No Horror / No Gore
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,010 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Annabelle L., Sam W.
Herald by Ialesthrumov reviews
Don't try to dodge the proverbial bullet of fate - it has a nasty way of finding you, especially when there's a time-travelling Prime involved. Not to mention a Jazz that just won't stay in the Matrix, and a far too charming - if creepy - Ultra Magnus.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,553 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Ultra Magnus, The Fallen
Enough by renegadewriter8 reviews
A LJ P&J Community September 2011 Anniversary challenge. Prompt: Matchmaking / "Those two glitches have been dancing around each other for millenia. I'm sick of it."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
I Think They Call It Blanketfic by White Aster reviews
Two Autobots are trapped in a cave-in. "I think I read a fanfic like this once..." Jazz thinks... Written for the competition fun LJ community's first theme challenge. No real pairings, just a touch of meta.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Jazz, Ironhide - Complete
Haja by Loxodonta-Magica reviews
Harry discovers his animagus form in a violent way. Becoming an animagus is never easy, but it may be harder for the Boy Who Survives...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,257 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ms Babysitter vs Mr Truck by AcctClerk23 reviews
Sarah has a job once more, Will has to keep going to horrible meetings to keep NEST operational. Decepticons still prowl about so Ironhide cannot be Annabelle's sole care taker, leaving only one option. A babysitter. Let's see what happens :3
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 132,909 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Jolt, Ironhide - Complete
Affirmative by Silent Sage reviews
The Lennox family was never typical from the start. Series of one-shots centered around the Lennox family and their adopted guardian: Ironhide.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Ironhide, Annabelle L.
School Spirit by StoryEnvy reviews
Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,147 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P.
To Catch a Thief by ShadowRhythm reviews
Prowl was known to be stiff and by-the-book, while Jazz was known to be the one to bend the rules until they almost broke. What if that wasn't how things used to be before the war when Prowl and Jazz first met? Movieverse Formerly known as Lost Demon Soul
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 159,896 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
Bat's Sunny Streak by Sailor-MSA reviews
Sunstreaker's finally made it to Earth now he has to rely on a bat, and no one told poor Clark how to deal with sneaky Primes.
Crossover - Justice League & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Sideswipe
Joyride by Chaosia Guadimus reviews
All they wanted to do was take the gleaming yellow Camaro on a litle joyride . . .
Crossover - Gone In 60 Seconds & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sphinx, Bumblebee
Stephanie Brown: The Girl who never gives up by Tribun reviews
How does Stephanie Brown feel after a healed Barbara takes away the title of Batgirl to fill the role herself? What will she do next? In reaction to DC's treatment of Steph coming September.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Stephanie B. - Complete
Hound and Hunter by Anaya of Wolves reviews
COMPLETE. G1 and Greek Myth x-over. A certain Scout meets a certain goddess...what will happen? Will they get along...must likely yeah since they are so alike. But what of a doubting noble? Hound and Artemis with an appearance of Mirage.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Hound, Artemis - Complete
Caring for the Caretaker by M. D. Hazel reviews
In which Ratchet falls ill. Warnings: Fluff.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Ratchet, Ironhide - Complete
Not the Usual Suspects by Jarakrisafis reviews
Red Alert and Wheeljack used to work together as saboteurs... 'Cons beware.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Red Alert, Wheeljack - Complete
Prowl's Voice by TheUnknownAuthoress reviews
Post '07. Prowl has arrived on Earth and taken his position as SIC. All's well, but Prowl can't help noticing some odd reactions from the humans he speaks to...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Prowl - Complete
Fortunate Son by Call-me-Cassandra reviews
"It is not unusual for one child in a family to be singled out for abuse and neglect. Often the other children in the household even participate in the abuse of the scapegoat." Dudley Dursley looks back on his childhood. Some things are a lot clearer now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
A Bond of Convenience by Sideslip reviews
Arranged bonds were unusual but not unheard of. This one was different from all others because it was arranged by the High Lord Optimus Prime. AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,626 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Stickered! by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Prowl, I need you to have a look at my aft; bots have been staring at it and snickering all day!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Wheeljack the Wonder Stump by KillforKlondike reviews
There is a saying: You're never too old to really hurt yourself trying something new.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Operation Chaos Done Right by Star Bear reviews
Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
Rebellious Wizard book 2 by broomstick flyer reviews
As in the title this is the second book in this series. Harry and Hermione take their summer break and then they return to Hogwarts. Harry continues to be rebellious and ... well read on to find out what happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,388 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Those Legs! That Butt! by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
So, Wally's a runner, right? So, he's gotta have fantastic legs and a butt that just *is*, right? Well, someone's gotta notice sooner or later. Wally was hoping for later. Written for a prompt in yj anon meme. No pairings.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Battle of the Idiots by Blatherskite3 reviews
Simmons vs Galloway. The ultimate stand-off is about to go down. -Post RotF-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Galloway, R. Simmons - Complete
Adoption of the Weirdest kind by Molten-Ashes reviews
It was a giraffe. A baby giraffe... and it was staring at him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Confrontations: Jobs by Oneesan Neko reviews
It can be hard for a teenage boy to understand the many and varied jobs that go on in what is effectively an alien military base, but Spike is giving it his best shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Spike W.
Confrontations: On Bonding by Oneesan Neko reviews
Human senses can't detect many cybertronian relationships. When such relationships become apparent, some confusion may occur.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2011
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Obsessive Compulsive by Cru- That Uptown Girl reviews
The joke was so over used that Lennox wanted to laugh until he cried, but the completely serious look on Sam's face convinced him that the boy would rip his throat out if he so much as giggled.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/15/2011 - W. Lennox, Sam W.
The Dancer from the Dance by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
Perhaps this is the way that the stories of Prowl and Jazz became intertwined.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
It's 3AM, Do You Know Where Your Blackbird Is? by BMT and SuperMoose reviews
Storm gets a surprise in the hanger. By SuperMoose
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Storm, Jetfire - Complete
The Definition of Damsel by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Some things just had to be experienced to be believed.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Buffy S., D. Jackson - Complete
Hush : Shout : Song by Sinead Rivka reviews
.:Movieverse:. Based off of my own observations at Botcon 2007. When we were first allowed into the room where Optimus sat waiting to receive us, what was really being said? Part Three: If he doesn't have someone to snark at, Ratchet clearly woolgathers.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Optimus Prime
All Expenses Paid by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Sequel & NCIS/Transformers crossover. Abby was upset she didn't get to go to Diego Garcia with her team. But when Galloway and his strange new friend start making waves, Abby realizes things might not be as good as they seem.
Crossover - NCIS & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,929 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Abby S., Optimus Prime
Exploring on ideas by IReadNoNonsense reviews
Sometimes, Harry wished his life was normal. Waking up in another world as some weird metal thing after trying to follow his Godfather through the veil was not something that can be called 'normal'. Just another writer exploring some ideas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Rebellious Wizard by broomstick flyer reviews
An AU version of book one. Growing up with the Dursleys Harry Potter becomes a very independant young man who is not willing to bow to the bullying. Read how this far from meak and submisive Harry does things differently in this version of book one. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
For Science by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have come a long way since landing on Earth. But an 'incident' with Maggie Madsen oh so politely reminds them they still haven't come quite far enough. Post 2007 movie.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Maggie M., Sideswipe - Complete
Dudley's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
OLOBA: The Light Was Yellow, Sir by Cazcatharsis reviews
The Banes sisters and their giant robot guardian fight against the everyday crap, Decepticons, and an unknown human enemy. Life's little kicks in the ass start getting painful. Nothing to do but kick back.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,289 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Frenzy, Jazz
Technologic by Alpha-alien reviews
Prowl and Jazz are left to clean up most of the paper work, and Jazz has found a song suited for the job. Prowl is, for lack of a better term, not feeling the love. Oneshot, crackfic, T for paranoia.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Playground Logic by Kathrine reviews
Sometimes, the answer to the question that's been niggling at you for vorns can be given by a creature only knee-high. Sam, Mikaela and Annabelle talk life, and Prowl listens. Prowl/Jazz, slight AU
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Jazz, Annabelle L. - Complete
Matters of Medical Necessities by Gixxer Pilot reviews
An away mission brings a strange guest back to the Enterprise with ties to 21st Century Earth. McCoy wastes no time in picking the newest guest's brain...and getting on his nerves. Light crossover with 2009 Transformers, McCoy centric.
Crossover - Transformers & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ratchet, L. McCoy/Bones
Cybertronians Can't by ancara-iii reviews
Drabble. Oneshot. Completely pointless. Starring everyone's favourite CMO and saboteur.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Why Kermit Should Have Stayed Home That Weekend by Moonbeam's Predilections reviews
In which Kermit Griffin is probably wishing he'd stayed in bed.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Kung Fu: The Legend Continues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Moonracer - Complete
Never Never Land by Moonbeam's Predilections reviews
Sam and Dean investigate strange sightings at a car show.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Captain Lennox, Dean W. - Complete
Then Came Sunstreaker by Falcon's Hyperdrive reviews
Post-ROTF... When Sunstreaker came, Lennox and Epps couldn't figure out why all the Autobots were so happy and yet worried that he and Sideswipe were reunited. And then Ironhide was pranked . . .
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/2/2010 - W. Lennox, Ironhide, R. Epps, Sideswipe - Complete
Autobotimal Planet by The Starhorse reviews
The Autobots, nature-show style. Short and silly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Just As Fast As She Can, Now by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Double drabble. "Careful," Buffy said, laughing. "I could get used to this."
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Buffy S., Jazz - Complete
Here There Be Dragons by Kenya Starflight reviews
No one believed Bluestreak when he claimed to have seen a dragon while out on patrol... until the Autobots found themselves under attack. Now they must act quickly to save these incredible creatures - and themselves - from Megatron's cunning.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,066 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bluestreak, Megatron - Complete
POP! by PrancingTiger86 reviews
Prowl discovers an immature child game that quickly becomes the bane of his existence, especially when the other Autobots including their Prime joins in on the fun.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
A Merry Autobot Christmas by Kenya Starflight reviews
Optimus Prime has been called upon many times to save Earth, and many times to save Cybertron. What happens when he and the Autobots are called upon to save... Christmas?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Optimus Prime, Mirage - Complete
Didjerry by dfastback68 reviews
Movieverse 07: Music doesn't always come from instruments. Maggie/Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jazz, Maggie M. - Complete
Decepticon Blue? by Peacewish reviews
G1 Yet another chapter in the saga of Autobot Twins meet Monty Python. Poor Prowl. Poor Laserbeak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sideswipe, Laserbeak - Complete
Bad Padfoot! by Age of the Geek Baby reviews
Harry Potter has had a tough life. Now that he no longer has to deal with Voldemort, what will happen? Why, his godfather getting him involved in an alien war because he couldn't use a tree. Poor Harry. Now a mini series of related one-shots.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Harry P., Ironhide
Same Side by Era Yachi reviews
Atlantis is home, and the team has a whole new basket of apples to deal with: keeping the city hidden, staving off a Wraith invasion, power shortage and...oh yeah, the giant alien robots. Stargate: Atlantis and Transformers movies crossover.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,170 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - John S., Optimus Prime - Complete
A Woman's Touch by sphinx01 reviews
Carly gets to drive a stylish Lamborghini and Red Alert starts to relax... no, really ;) Also starring: Bumblebee as the errand boy, Ratchet as Dr. Frankenstein, and some clingy Earth bacteria.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Red Alert, Carly W. - Complete
Couched by Shyrstyne reviews
Short. Pre-09. Children are small and adaptable- So is Sarah Lennox. Or at least, she's small to Ironhide. That doesn't mean in any way she isn't adaptable, however.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ironhide, Annabelle L. - Complete
Road Wrath by Killer Moth reviews
Jack and Abbie have a discussion of the Transformers movies and Megan Fox's sex appeal.
Crossover - Law and Order & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/12/2009 - J. McCoy, Optimus Prime - Complete
Why Sideswipe is Silver by DaemonicKitten reviews
Animated Sideswipe had always been red, but movie Sideswipe was silver. Why is that? This is one of my theories of what might have happened. AU. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Sideswipe, Mikaela B. - Complete
Quick Ride to Crazytown by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Buffy acquaints herself with the capabilities of the Watchers Council's newest allies.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Buffy S., W. Lennox - Complete
Blizzard Warning by mmouse15 reviews
Will Lennox and Ironhide are out looking at possible sites for an Autobot base when they get caught in a blizzard.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Name Brand by P.L.S reviews
AU At age 11 he is given a choice, and this time it might not follow the plans that were made ten years ago by the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Vernon D.
Twisting Dance by Kakawot reviews
'07 Keller never thought he'd see those together, let alone dancing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Artistic Merit by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Sam is introduced to Autobot art. Apparently, it's cultural. Mostly he's just weirded out. Gen.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Basic Training by snarechan reviews
Pre-RotF. Epps is chosen to help integrate Sideswipe into N.E.S.T once he arrives.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2009 - R. Epps, Sideswipe
Texture by Sakon76 reviews
A new cop gets assigned an old cop car.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Arrival by SeekerFreefall reviews
Movieverse. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are twins - so why is this silver Corvette calling himself Sideswipe, especially with no Sunstreaker to be found? No pairings, one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Family Picnic by GBscientist reviews
Sam and family take Mikaela to the picnic of the family company.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,171 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
The Measure of Beauty by BMT and SuperMoose reviews
Hound thought that, for a species that prided itself on its ability to be more than meets the eye, they seemed to forget with alarming frequency the need to look at things incisively. By BlackMarketTrombones
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sunstreaker, Hound - Complete
The Awakening by Mountain King reviews
A prequle to one of my older stories not in this section. SG1 are sent to investigate a crashed space ship in the heart lands of the USA. What they find is something older than the Ancients and a war older than the stars. SG1 classic Transformers cross
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,387 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/1/2005
Ferrari by Bookworm Gal reviews
Maggie pulls up in a Ferrari, but what's with Miles? He's acting weird, even for him. Read "Satan's Camaro" first or else you don't get the full effect.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Maggie M., Miles L. - Complete
A Father Should Be by Drucilla Black reviews
Kimber and Stormer have a little chat at Bah-Nee's going-away party about fathers.
Jem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/30/2009
Ghostbusters by outerelf reviews
-"Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!" Of course, they were the ghost busters, not giant alien robot busters...
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2009 - P. Venkman - Complete
The Thousandth Man by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Loyalty and honor should always be reciprocated, and mutual friends have a way of drawing two disparate peoples together. The Asgard might be gone from them forever, but the Furlings are just within reach.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/19/2009 - J. O'Neill, Thor - Complete
Jazzed by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Sequel to Jazz It Up. Sometimes, Yamamoto felt like strangling someone. Like tearing out his hair in frustration. Like curling up into a ball under his desk and crying his eyes out. This was one such occasion.
Crossover - Bleach & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2009 - G.S. Yamamoto, Jazz - Complete
Boys, Meet my Truck by Fire Redhead reviews
Set after "Tinman". Ironhide deals with Annabelle's prospective suitors. Will Annabelle ever find "Mr. Right" with Ironhide scaring off any who dare to pursue her?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Oreo by mdnytryder reviews
Jazz and Prowl and Oreos. For a LJ challenge. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Roadside Assistance by Jason M. Lee reviews
When his car broke down in the dead of night, Fanzone wasn't expecting on being a little closer with the truck.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Optimus Prime, Captain Fanzone - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
On The Freedom Of Existence by LittleMewLugia reviews
Prowl wakes up in the Autobot workshop, on a strange planet, with no recollection of how he got there. Additionally, he is faced with an odd conundrum: why are his fighting companions treating him like an enemy?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Thief! by outerelf reviews
Red Alert says that his job before the war was to test security systems. He just never said how.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Red Alert, Jazz - Complete
Annabelle Age 6 by ValorRose reviews
TFMovie2007, Lennox Family, PG, Will Lennox hosts a b-day party and tells Sarah the truth. Domestic-Verse could be considered prelude to Annabelle Age 16.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - W. Lennox, Sarah L. - Complete
The Passenger by VoodooQueen reviews
COMPLETE! Bumblebee picks up a very peculiar passenger. Short, sweet oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
Rules of the Ark by vericus reviews
G1, implied slash - The crew of the Ark has spent a lot of time getting used to dealing with each other's quirks - so much so that they barely notice them anymore. Which is somewhat unfortunate for the new bots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Hot Rod, Springer - Complete
Jazz It Up by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Sequel to All That Jazz. It had a soul, a zanpakutou, and far too much time on its robot hands. Yamamoto resisted the urge to bang his head on the floor.
Crossover - Bleach & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2008 - G.S. Yamamoto, Jazz - Complete
More Than Just A Passing Glance by Atalan reviews
G1: Sometimes you just /know/. Five and a half stories of love at first sight, assorted slash pairings, including Inferno/Red Alert and Megatron/Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Thirty five Wheeljacks by sonofan8track reviews
G1 What will eventually be 35 stories featuring Wheeljack. Suggestions for additional prompts are welcome. Any applicable warnings will be at the start of each story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,876 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration by Cazcatharsis reviews
07verse: Two girls and one fine freakin' Pontiac. How does one balance everyday crisis with daily meetings with alien mechs and stay sane? Now with 27% more ninjas!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,619 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Barricade, Mikaela B. - Complete
Miami Bot by Alexandrine reviews
Summary: When it's hot, what is the difference between reality and illusions? CSI: Miami/Transformers 2007 Movie Crossover
Crossover - CSI: Miami & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Horatio C., Ratchet - Complete
Animal Friends by Dragowolf reviews
Beachcomber shows Hound just why Bluestreak doesn't like to go outside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Hound, Bluestreak - Complete
Settling the Score by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1: Skyfire, surveying the aftermath of a recent skirmish, espies a forgotten straggler. Implied slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Waiting by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1: Skyfire, disabled from a too-close encounter with the 'cons, waits for an ending. Implied slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
A Simple Flower by Black Convoy reviews
Even heroes lose faith in their cause. That's when it is nice to know that somebody out there appreciates your efforts. It even helps to give a token of appreciation. Maybe a simple flower? Oneshot. Transformers G1 x-over. Please read and review.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Mirage - Complete
All That Jazz by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Yamamoto Genryuusai Shigekuni was having a good day. And then, it all went to the pit in what was becoming a rather typical manner.
Crossover - Bleach & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2008 - G.S. Yamamoto, Jazz - Complete
Mine by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: Hound is worried that Mirage is ashamed by their relationship and decides to take matters into his own hands. Sequel to Works in Mysterious Ways. Slash: Hound/Mirage, Jazz/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2008 - [Mirage, Hound] - Complete
Works in Mysterious Ways by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: It started out as an offer of friendship. Then, two mechs who had nothing in common realized there was more to friendship and caring than just what was on the outside. And from a common friendship, something more begins to arise. Slash: Hound/Mirage.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2008 - [Hound, Mirage] - Complete
Mech and Cat by Dragowolf reviews
Inspired by one of bloodychaser's drawings. After a battle one will go looking for friends and family, but Bluestreak never expected to meet a new friend and a feline clone after a battle. Please read and review.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Bluestreak - Complete
Unexpectedly Blue by ryagelle reviews
Complete! In which Wheeljack discovers that love is usually found where you're not really looking. Slash, G1, sequel to Twinning the Hatchet and Cave Canem. All characters property of HasTak, not me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,810 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Wheeljack, Bluestreak - Complete
Five Boo Boos by Coldpaws reviews
2007 Movieverse: Five times humans were injured; five times their Autobot friends overreacted. Short fics about Mikaela, Sam, Will, Annabelle, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Ironhide.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Hiding the Obvious by vericus reviews
G1, Slash - One of the longest running betting pools amoung the Autobots is about to be resolved...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Meet the Car by Umi Mikazuki reviews
And you thought the idea of introducing your significant other to your parents could be stressful...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
The Hero's License by KenF reviews
Harry has not been shaping up as a hero, and gets a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Boy And His Car by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Sam Witwicky has everything a boy could want: the hot girlfriend, the loving family, and the awesome car that transforms into a giant robot. Figures he'd fall for the car. Sam/Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Unexpected friends by Omicron the IceQueen reviews
Sometimes you find a friend in the oddest of beings. G1 Sunstreaker one shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Chip C., Sunstreaker - Complete
Just the Cat's Meow by The Starhorse reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Chance Meeting by Agent-G reviews
What happens when a female mutant terrorist named Mystique meets a female Gargoyle named Demona at a bar were only villains hang out? Read and find out. OneShot
Crossover - Gargoyles & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Demona, Mystique/Raven D. - Complete
A Kneazle named Sex by oOwth reviews
When you go to Hogwarts, you usually get an owl, a rat, acat, a toad, or something simple like that. But I didn't want to be simple. I got a Kneazle and I decided to name mine Sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003
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Snippets reviews
Transformers related blurbs, mini fics, fic ideas, plot bunnies, crossovers, basically anything under about 500 words.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011
Denial aka Convincing the Medic reviews
Sequel to Ending Envy. Ratchet has convinced himself that it was a mistake, that it was nothing more than a meaningless one night stand. Chromia & Ironhide are determined to prove it's not, but it seems that a little help might be required.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Ending Envy reviews
Ratchet has been avoiding Ironhide. Ironhide and Chromia decide to do something about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Ratchet, Ironhide - Complete
Slag reviews
Don't teach Annabelle Lennox bad words... Her mother doesn't like it. One shot. Bayverse with G1 influence. Takes place after 07 movie, and Jazz is alive/back from the dead.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Annabelle L., Sarah L. - Complete
TF G1 Bayverse Fusion reviews
This is a fusion of the G1 Transformers cartoon and Bay-verse Transformers, though some characters from other continuities may also sneak in. Aka Personal cannon for some of my fics. Basically this will be a number of one-shots in the same universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011
Bits and bytes reviews
What was only supposed to be a couple of oneshots, has gotten away from me and turned into a fic. Two military women from another dimension plus Transformers equals ? Warnings: human OC centered. Rating upped to T for future language. Title may change
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Hound