hey, everyone ;D!!!

FOOLS!! My legend started in the 12th century. What's your favorite number between 0 and 12? Fools!! You have no right to choose! my legend started in the 12th century.* Excalibur.

Dear people, PLEASE WHEN YOU READ MY STORY'S at the end of it REVIEW!!!!!!! PLEASE!!! please... (puppy face)!!

I need some help from you guys!! I have a youtube channel and I want to have more vieuws... here's my first video I made! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmw3iWETQl8 I hope you like it!! send me your reviews!!!

18 march is my B-DAY YAY :)

SHOUT OUT: I SAW THE DAWN TREADER MOVIE! I LOVED IT!

"If there is only one person you wish to protect, you must be cruel enough to get rid of everything else...
Because no one can get back, what they have lost." Xerxes Break

"life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get!"

If you love the eurovisionsong contest, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know what they say, OOPS! :p

Celebrate your success & find humor in your failures. Dont take yourself 2 seriously. Loosen up & every1 around will. Have fun.

"You'll know when you're falling in love.. You'll see the world in his eyes, and see her eyes everywhere in the world.."

Pick the month you were born in:
*COMMENT BELOW*
January - I kissed
February - I killed
March - I ran naked with
April - I slapped
May - I shot
June - I cuddled with
July - I cleaned
August - i stabbed
September - I ran shirtless with
October - I ate out
November - I slept with
December- I laughed with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a popstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - you
06 - The Trojan man
07 - your boyfriend
08 - your mom
09 - an emo kid
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - Justin Bieber
13 - a teacher
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - zack efron

17 - a bisexual
18 - a dog
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - Kobe Bryant
24 - a carton of milk
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a fork
27 - a stripper
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a homeless guy
31 - your grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because thats how I roll !
Black - because I'm sexy
Pink - because I love hair
Red - because I have an AMAZING Smile
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - Because the lil people told me to
Other - because I like crackers.
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I licked your ear
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i like to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

If women ruled the world

There would be NO WARS...

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other!

I love how,
in scary movies,
the person yells out,
"Hello?"
As if the bad guy
is gonna be like,
"Yeah, I'm in the kitchen!
Want a sandwich?"

I don't follow. I lead. (this is a quote from THE REAL chris massoglia!!!! yay!!!)

I am not a “hot” girl. I will probably never turn you on, or take your breath away, or impress your friends with the way I look… but I can make you laugh and make you feel wanted, and sometimes I can be really fucking cute. I really wish that could be enough, just once.

try to overcome your fears by knowing the person who are you supposed to love and drifting by love. there is no happiness more beautiful than being in loveand experience the magic of watching that person and know that you got there, if we invade our distrust anything that we could...enjoy.time passes and some things do not life the back to why there always have to do what your heart asks really ...

It's so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you. (l)

I'm not clumpsy. It's just that the floor hates me, tables and chairs attack me and walls get in the way!

One day Love and Friendschip met. Love asked: why do you existed when I'm already here? Friendschip smiled and said: to put a smile where you left tears.

To be a star, you must walk your own path, shine your own light and not be afraid of the darkness, because that's when a star shine the brightest

Don't be so serious. If you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you!

My brain has 2 sides: left & right. Left has nothing right and rigth has nothing left

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

We are beautiful no matter what they say. Yes, words can't bring us down.

Teachers have a special gift to always stand behind you ,when you talk about them! lol

Lehrer haben die besondere Gabe immer dann genau hinter einem zu stehen, wenn man gerade dabei ist über sie zu reden. lol

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart!

If you have a crazy Englisch teacher, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a room to get something, and then forgot what you went in there to get, copy and paste this into your profile.

80 percent of teens have switched to rap. If you are part of the 20 percent that rocks out every day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really hate it when you're doing something, and then get so close to finishing, and then fail, copy and paste this into your profile.

Shut up, voices, or I'll poke you with a fork.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED. Apparently you told Santa that you had been good this year. He died laughing.

If you have been called "weird" or "disturbed" or "insane" more than five times, copy this into your profile.

If you have been called "weird" or "disturbed" or "insane" more than twenty-five times, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on loving; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11,Queen of Fantasy,Narnia Queen, Lyokodreamer, I.love.starbucks coffee2

Which is more ridiculous? Believing in something you can't see, or being offended by something you claim you don't believe in?

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

-I don't get mad..I get even.

-Incest is best when brothers say: "Yes... yes... YES!"

If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you pastes this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile. (That's what a pillow's for.)

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, awesomest one ever,In-Your-Face-Losers/Ofweaponarydefences, Lyokodreamer,I.love.Starbucks coffee2

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile. (Nope, I'm just physic. Sarcasm, people. You've got to love it.)

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Somewhere there's someone,

Who dreams of your smile,

And finds in your presence,

That life is worth while,

So when you are loneley,

Remember it's true ;

Somebody,

Somewhere is thinking of you!

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

When someone doesn't answer you, they aren't deaf, they are just IGNORING you!

Always forgive your enemies; nothing will annoy them more.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Never forget you are unique. Just like everybody else is.

When you are down in the dumps, cheer up! It can only get worse!

Always borrow money from a pessimist. This way they will never expect you to pay them back.

If you can't beat them, you can always arrange to have it done.

Always laugh. It is cheaper than buying medicine.

A compromise is an agreement where nobody gets what they want.

You draw conclusions because you get tired of thinking.

The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh.

Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you're not irritating.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

Cute but psycho - things even out.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "where to begin?"

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

I intend to live forever...so far so good

If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on believing; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11, Lykodreamer,I.love.starbucks coffee2

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Your village just called, their missing their idiot!

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils...

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

Eat drink and be merry, because tomorrow they may make it illegal.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have destroyed this line.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting closer?" Then it hits me.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

When in doubt, make words up!

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Warning! Lost kids will be sold at the circus!

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

There are two kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.

Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

If your grateful and thankful that Fox took in making The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Copy and paste this into your profile.

WARNING!!: I have an extremely fucked up sense of humor.

We all know sanity is the trademark of a weak mind. XD

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

Insanity is just a word for "eccentric genius"

I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!

Fate doesn't exist. We're all just pawns in someone else's fanfiction!

Toes aren't needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Look!! -points- A distraction!!

Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.

We're all pretty bizarre. Some are just better at showing it.

If you you think a TV show about the Pevensies during the golden age (Or even during their non-Narnia time In England) would be the best TV show ever and you'd totally watch it every time it was on, Copy/Paste this onto your profile. (Hey if enough of us copy/paste this, maybe someone will actually make it happen someday!)

This is when we look at each other from across the room and giggle until the teacher looks at us...Then we laugh our heads off.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would kill to have wings, copy/paste this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are completely in love with a fictional character copy and paste this on your profile. (Ulrich Stern Rocks!!!!!)

If you believe showing off your creative side in doesn't make you a nerd put this in your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If Fanfiction is to you is what My Space is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you say 'yeah...' alot copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

Copy this to your profile for the sake of coping something to your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Edward Cullen said breathing was not cool. If you would be one of the 8 percent who would die laughing on the floor, put this on your profile.

If you think writer's block is evil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills regularily, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Save trees: don't do homework!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: AaragornArwenShipper12 danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe)Debatra, Loner Kitsune Girl, lyokodreamer,I.love.Starbucks coffee2

I am immature, and I accept this, thus I am mature. If you believe in this, copy and paste this onto your profile. ,

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Miss Pookamonga, breezybrez, Clear Plastic, LucyCrewe11 :), Lyokodreamer, I.love.Starbucks coffee2,

If annoying people say you will one day out grow your love of fairytales although evidence proves otherwise, copy/paste this onto your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you ever wanted to go back in time, type this in your profile and then press enter for no reason and yell "Return to The past now!!"

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
How can I think outside of the box, if they won't let me out of it?
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers!
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked.

wise man says: go fuck yourself.

damn right i'm good in bed.i can sleep all day!!

i'm sure everyone thinks i'm paranoid.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without spelling rap.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile.

95% of teenage girls would die if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a 100ft building, copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 5% who'd bring popcorn and a camera.

Candy is good for you. Why? Bouncing off walls is good excercise.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the heck is drinking my water!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Copy and paste if you think Harry potter is better than Twilight

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Yes, I have also run into a window...

alcohol does not solve problem, but neither does water!

i'm not totally useless! i can be used as a bad example.

'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted at the television after watching an episode of Code Lyoko for Yumi and Ulrich's relationship not going any farther, put this into your profile

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.-

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

if you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills regularily, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself... copy and paste this onto your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever feel like going to another world, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'

'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

'These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark but I refuse to take them off because I am an American!'

'Of all the things I've ever wished that I know could never be, the thing I wish the most is that I wish I wasn't me.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

chaos, panic, disaster, i think my work here is done!

god's busy, can i help you??

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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: will help me up when I fall down.

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because he tripped me.

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me.

Friend: will comfort you when he rejects you.

Best Friend: will go up and ask her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friend: will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

Best Friend:will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friend:helps you find your prince.

Best Friend:kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS:Cry with you and just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long then loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason there after me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

Quotes of Wisdom:

When life gets rough, grab some sand paper and smooth it out.

There's no such thing as being completely honest with yourself.

Keep your chin up, shoulders back, and don't act like your the best thing since microwave popcorn.

Having a good cry every once in a while is good. Having a good laugh every day is even better.

Crying won't get you what you want. Bribery won't get you what you want. But a decent amount of begging will.

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If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

There's always a

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