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Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, and Chronicles of Narnia.

Warning

by Jenny Joseph

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick flowers in other people's gardens
And learn to spit.

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.

I've been told that I'm supposed to put a bit about me here, but there's not really much too say. I'm a Christian who adores reading, writing and music. My favourite books are Harry Potter and the Chronicles of Narnia but I read anything I can get my hands on - if you have any recomendations I'd be very very greatful!

That's about it; all that remains to be said is thank you to all of you have reviewed and a special thanks to incandescent dreams and An Artists Accountwho betas all of my stories! (If you ever get a spare moment you should definitely take a look!)

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Rat And Sword Go To War by rthstewart reviews
As D-Day and the assault upon Hitler's Fortress Europe loom, Peter enlists in the Glider Corps of the Airborne Division as a paratrooper and Susan joins the spies of the Special Operations Executive. Part of The Stone Gryphon story cycle.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,524 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Blue Christmas by OldFashionedGirl95 reviews
I loved him long ago. So did Mary St. James and Anne Martin and Lenore Preston, but they always claimed to love every boy in town.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Realisations Of My Failures by sydneysages reviews
For the HPFC I'm about to die challenge. Sirius' last thoughts on this earth, remembering back to a time when he and his friends pledged something. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete
Healer by Caleon reviews
Amid the turmoil of war, Lucy Pevensie sets out to recover a brother whose faith is broken before it's too late for Narnia. Blades of Narnia, Book Five
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 56,902 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Halves and Wholes by An Artists Account reviews
I'm all alone. Because Fred is gone now. He's left this life, left this world. Left me. How I think Fred's funeral would have gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Birthday wishes by An Artists Account reviews
I always wondered what Harry wished for before Hagrid broke down the door. Just a really short one shot ;
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Laid Bare by Red Hair by misswhiteblack reviews
Because they don't need thousands of words to tell their stories. -ScorpiusRose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Queen Susan In Tashbaan by rthstewart reviews
Queen Susan and Lord Peridan of the Gryphon Aerial Corps aid the British war effort in 1942 America – a dodgy tale of espionage, politics, allure, and garden insectivores. Part 2 of The Stone Gryphon
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,259 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Of Hearth and Home by Caleon reviews
The eldest Queen of Narnia, Susan Pevensie, has been the picture of grace and loveliness to her people. But underneath that poised surface lurks a secret that could mean the end of Narnia's finest age. Blades of Narnia, Book Four
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,563 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Stone Gryphon, Part 1: Oxfordshire 1942 by rthstewart reviews
In the summer of the Dawn Treader, Aslan tries to get Peter's attention. But, it's all Greek to Peter as he studies with Professor Kirke and meets unusual people who seem vaguely familiar. Part 1 of The Stone Gryphon
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,387 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Guardian by Caleon reviews
As the High King of Narnia, Peter Pevensie wrestles with keeping it all together for family and country. The one thing left unguarded is his heart, and the consequences could spell disaster. Blades of Narnia, Book Three
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 42,556 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
The List by Clear Plastic reviews
When a sixty-year-old Susan realizes she is about to die, she makes a list of things to do before she leaves this world. She learns a few lessons about love along the way, and finally confronts her past. *COMPLETE*
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,474 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Traveller by turkeyish reviews
After that last journey with Caspian, Edmund's never really the same again. A ficlet looking at Edmund in England post-VotDT.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
On Faith by Caleon reviews
Months ago, Edmund Pevensie held the fate of his world in his hands. Now, the battle is down to one man, and the prize is a memory that was too precious to let go. Blades of Narnia, Book Two
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,249 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
To Be Just by Caleon reviews
Edmund Pevensie believes Aslan was wrong in crowning him a King of Narnia. But sometimes a king is not merely crowned; he is forged, folded, and honed into a blade of might and honor that wins the respect of nations. Blades of Narnia, Book One
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,695 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Revenge by Thalion King's Daughter reviews
In the wake of the White Armor Ball, a slighted warrior takes his revenge on the kings of Narnia. But things are not always what they seem...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 111 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 4,649 - Follows: 359 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Finding Yellow by Realmer06 reviews
Neville's mother has been giving him gum wrappers since he was eleven. But one color has always been missing. Will Neville ever be able to find his yellow and complete the rainbow? DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Neville L., Alice L. - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 6,257 - Follows: 399 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Trouble With A Capital 'T' reviews
Rumours of Fell Folk in the Western Wood cause Peter and Edmund to go and investigate. When they still aren't back a week later it's up to Lucy to save the day. A tale of little sisters coming into their own.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Lucy Pevensie
Who Am I? reviews
During his Seventh Year Neville Longbottom changed - a lot. A series of drabbles showing how he becomes his own person, not just who he was expected to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Neville L.
Mischief Managed reviews
His father's office had always fascinated James, not the least because it was the office of the world-famous Head of the Auror Department, Harry Potter and therefore likely to contain several Top Secret and Highly Confidential documents. For example, that highly suspicious blank piece of parchment behind the desk...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
Revenge reviews
The fact that it was the first day of the Christmas holidays did not mean that Fergus was safe. Oh no. For it ws time for the Plan to be put into action. Fergus was not safe at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Seamus F. - Complete
The Day The Fish Bowl Was Empty reviews
The 1st November was a beautiful day: You-Know-Who was dead and everything was right with the world. Francis, however, was gone and Horace Slughorn could only think of one reason why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Horace S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Letters to Padfoot reviews
After the battle at Hogwarts Harry moves back into Grimmauld Place for a short while. Whilst there he finds several letters which he reads.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Missing Memories
The chance to travel to America with her parents is something that she has always dreamed about, but vague, niggling feelings mean the journey did not go quite how she had expected it to.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Talking To Plants reviews
As Hogwarts' new Herbology Teacher I thought I should investigate the theory that talking to plants makes them grow quicker. When I started I didn't know there would be so much to talk about: meeting old friends, general Hogwarts life, a plot or two...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Neville L., Hannah A.
It Wasn't Meant To Be Like This! reviews
It might be 10 years before Neville Longbottom even set foot in his dingy classroom, but that didn't stop things going wrong for Snape - quite the opposite in fact!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
Thanks To Dobby reviews
Lost and scared, anything could have happened to Louis, but it didn't. Somebody was looking after him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Dobby, Louis W. - Complete
Second Chance reviews
The worst moment in Professor Snape's life was, unsurprisingly, as he lay dying on a cold, damp floor. Then he was given a second chance and what was his worst moment became his best.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
No Weaknesses, Remember? reviews
The happiest time of Narcissa Malfoy's life was at the very begining, before everything started to go wrong and it was just her, Lucius, and baby Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Barriers Against Childish Dreams reviews
There's something about make-up that can make a person feel so very grown up, but for Susan there was more to it than that.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
It's A Start reviews
You can hear some funny things when you're up a tree.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
One Last Thing To Do reviews
It's the day before the Marauders leave Hogwarts for good, but there's just one last thing that Sirius needs to do. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Contradictions reviews
All families have their secrets but a muggle-born Slytherin? Surely not...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - OC, Blaise Z.
Dreams and Wishes reviews
Dreams and wishes, that's all he has left now. Dreams and wishes
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2011 - George W. - Complete
What Neville Had Forgotten reviews
When Neville first recieves his Remembrall it glows red. What was it and how does it affect his future flying lessons?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Neville L. - Complete
A New Book reviews
After talking to Harry, Luna has to complete a few jobs before the end of the summer term.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Luna L. - Complete
A Very Strange Morning reviews
Set in the Great Hall after the final battle. Harry realises that he owes his life to some people that he never thought he would.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete