Call me Calli or Scribbles, whichever you prefer, but not Ishmael. Ever.

As far as what I'm doing with this account, this is where I dump plot bunnies that don't belong to me. So expect a lot of humor and fluff one-shots, but little to no crackfic. Writing crackfic is like gouging the brain out with a rusty apple-corer for me, probably because I'm part Vulcan and therefore highly logical.

I'm kidding about that last bit...

Anyhow, I'm here, and if you like it, good. If you don't, feel free to ignore it. I'm also over on Fiction Press, if anyone is ever interested - nothing posted there as yet on this account, but I am one half of the writing team of thedynamicduo. So here, have some boredom - releiving fics.